Using Math to Find When Your Dad is Coming Back with the Milk
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- Correction: You are supposed to take the limit from the right, not just the limit.
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Using math to find out when your dad is coming home
This has more views than any of the real khan academy’s math videos
And that's dope, congrats!
BIG DUB!!!!!
W
Dapz's dad will finally come home
Um actually 🤓 the most viewed Khan academy video has 10 million views and this video only has roughly 8 million
People pointing out flaws in the calculation obviously didn't hear the stipulation that came with "I am asian".
You have 1k likes and a heart from Dapz but no replies... strange
Allow me to be the first.
Allow me to be the second
allow me to be the third
@@Persiastan allow me to be the fourth
@@cardexe953 allow it man
"Because I am Asian and I make the math rules"
Can't argue with that.
As an asian i cannot agree more
@@Plasmafied as an asian i cannot disagree more
@@kai4258 As an Asian I cannot agree
@@Tofeba this is why us asians dont support unification in our history
@@Tofeba hmmmmmmmmmm
No, he's ALWAYS coming home. He's just never arriving.
He's very close to coming home, just a tiiiiiiiny bit close but never reaching.
Unless of course, you won the lottery
They way you slowly repeat the words as you're writing them is the best part
Hi
truly
well hes Asian so he gets to make the math rules
The actual math 'rules' were all made by Europeans though. @@Donald_Trump_2024
Poor guy, just trying to get milk for his kids and he got stuck in a space time distortion.
Ah Quantum Physics. Makes sense he hasn't been back for 20 year's
Your pfp makes your comment even better ToT
Today BackRooms:
Everyone’s dad got transported to the backrooms
he got Isekaied
“i’m Asian, I make The rules here”
*It’s hard to argue with his assessment*
Xacly
@@fishe8595 Y
But my white friend beat the Asian kid at math tho o can argue Fite me
@@Daniboi54 uh, i don't want to argue with you but u have to know that one couldn't represent everyone, what they mean by "asian" is actually based on a pretty true stereotype
@@MycHaNneL54188 I said it as a joke my guy Asians aren't the "math genius" depicted in the stereotype
As your organic chemistry tutor, all I can say is that you've done me proud.
after a couple months its eating the milk
Mistah White?
Bro not that guy 😭 I would study with his videos everyday now I’m tired of seeing him pop up
1:52
"actually let's switch to a different color here"
why is this so accurate
IKR
“Because I am Asian, and I get to make the math rules.” He’s not wrong
The Greeks might have made Maths, but the Asians are the owners
Thanks for ruining it
He’s wong
You mean he is Wong?
Hes correct i am asian so 1=2
You can’t argue with that math
Can't argue with that either
@kracc bacc kroc bocc
oh cool you're here
Hey you guys should collab and find a new invention
Woow action lab's here
Halfway through the video I realized that I'm unconsciously trying to understand what he's saying like I'm preparing for an exam lol.
The truth is, your dad never even made it to the grocery store. Applying the same equation, but now with y as the time left to get to the grocery store, we can see that as x gets larger, our y approaches 0. Assuming that the store can be any distance x from home, we can try to estimate the time it will take to arrive by finding integral of 3/x from 0 to infinity. With a bit of calculus, we can find out that the integral will diverge to infinity, and therefore, the time your dad takes to get to the store diverges to infinity.
🤓☝
That puts the store at infinity
If that's the case, the outcome is still the same. Your dad is still never coming home.
Are you Asian too? Only then is this argument valid. Cuz white people don’t have a say in anything
“Huh why did he put the time on the y”
Professor: “I am asian”
666
Professor is always smart
Makes sense
He gets to make the math rules
"I am an asian, so I get to make the math rules."
*As an asian, I have to say, Truer words have never been spoken before.*
me also
yes.
@@krovraink the teacher when we got the correct answer without using their formula: 😮😡👎
@@bebektravelling this is extremely true :/
@@bebektravelling The teacher: *"WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?!! HERESY!!"*
The deep voice and repetitive words. Truly a Khan Academy enthusiast 👌
I have an exam tmr and this video explained everything simply and so much clearer than my professor! Thank you!
This is the most advanced Dad Joke I've ever encountered.
@@keli15yearsago6 holy shet u mad mad
@@keli15yearsago6 yooo chill
@@keli15yearsago6 guess we found whose dad never comes home
@@marj9828 he’s in my living room
@@keli15yearsago6 I doubt that
This is so realistic he even repeats the words like Khan Academy
Not to mention the fact that his voice kind of sounds like the guy
He even has the same mic
@@manwhoknowsnothing1482 Sal is a legend bro. Man saved me so many times
Uhm? Hello? What do you mean about “realistic”? This is no joke, bruh!
Maybe he _is_ *Khan academy*
My mom thought I was watching educational video.
The moment I saw the exponential function, I realised dad was never going to come back home.
“Because I am Asian and I make the math rules”
As an Asian, I can see that this is very true and accurate.
As an Asian, you only see in widescreen
As Italian, this is correct
@@bloodwrage huh
what if two asians disagree.
could you take confusing things out of math
after doing a full course of khan academy math, this is absolutely perfect in every way, the microphone, the tone of voice, the expression of speech, this is amazing
Even the title sentence is slightly different from what he's written
AND THE REPITITION OF THE PRONUNCIATION WHILE WRITING! man I am cracking up
the mic is a bit off, just by a bit, or maybe it's just me
And the fact that he repeats everything twice with a slightly different inflection as he writes it lmao
Yess 🤣
As an AP calc student stressing through finals, this gave me a good chuckle. Thank you sir
bro… i had to reread that title and the thumbnail. :’) honestly, khan academy videos created that studying atmosphere for me back when learning went virtual. _(it’s 10pm, and i begin the video with some snacks and a warm lamp sitting at my drafting table.)_ those were hard times, but gave some really relaxing studying sessions :) one of the few - but cherished - pros of distance learning. thanks for making this lmao
“What would happen if we used 100% of our brain?”
100% of our brain:
a seizure
I kmow this is a joke, but we actually do use 100 percent of our brains, its a myth that we dont
@@kuirkyy yeah, its just a fitting meme format
@@kuirkyy if we used 100% we'd all be dead of seizures, because that's what a seizure is.
@@deathmeatle3171 what are you talking about
The “actually lemme switch to a different color here...” is too accurate
anyone know what software he was using?
@@shanks8681 Probably MS Paint
@@orangeeeeeee how did they get it to full screen
@@shanks8681 f11 i think
yesss
Thank you for switching colors. I was getting really confused.
"I am Asian so I make the rules" an Absolute statement
I love the Khan academy mannerisms like how he repeats what he's writing. Makes it seem real legit
The audio too
It really is I thought I clicked on the wrong video for a second.
he got the khan academy mic to
Why does this feel so nostalgic like I feel like I’m 10 again
@@gw7911 @Xeno Best X I'm back guys. Quandale Dingle here. I threw a ball in my garbage can. Exploded it all over my bedroom sink. My dad broke into my house came home to take a TNT. He put in my neighbor Pingie Mc Dingie's house.
The fact that his voice is really serious makes this joke even more funny.
Ikr
this is a joke?
E
What joke?
Joke?
this man is the hybrid between a mathematician and a comedian
It's funny how the absolute value graph is actually perfect for this. Neither variable will reach zero.
*Hyperbola
Or an asymptote
Not even Kahn academy can get my dad back
cool
Have you tried Desmos?
LoL
that's why khan academy is shit, switch to dapz academy and you'll get your dad back!
The lottery can
many thanks for clearing this up, been stuck on this problem for a while
Finally, the full clip is here.
"Lets just change to a different color here..." Dude. The guy who makes the real videos of these on Kahn Academy literally does this all the time.
sal khan
YES
Almost… almost like that’s the point of the video?🤯😱😐
@@htx.br33zy 🤯🤯😵😵 oh my GOD I would've never guessed that! Thank you for telling me this information!
@@Chillllllllllllllllllllllll 😂 ikr
-black board with colored markers, usually green
-explains clearly
-taking it slow and steady
-"ok let's use another color"
-repeats himself as he writes it down
The prophecy is true, dapz IS Sal from Khan Academy
I had to double check if I wasn't watching Khan Academy.
Plus the medium quality mic
Wait… his name us sal
@@lilyflowers4477 Yeah, his name is Sal Khan
This has to be hands down one of the best videos on TH-cam
I'm gonna share this to my father and will eagerly wait for his reaction!!!
I showed this video to a friend of mine who’s good at math, and he immediately pointed out the flaw with having y as time, only to be immediately shut down because Danz is in fact, Asian.
Are you in fact, asian
As an asian this is completely normal for us as i do not pay attention in math
As an Asian, I respect the shutdown after realizing his ethnicity
As an asian i can confirm that everything this man said was very true
I liked the video immediately after that line
I love that this implies that your dad gets infinitely close to home.
I like to imagine him stalking across the yard towards the front door, shuffling his feet slower and slower until he's almost motionless
would that make him a ghost
@@Journey_Awaits or just a very strange dude
Hes the mailman
its crazy how dapz is just making up this stuff but it actually makes sense
Thank you for showing me this!!! I’m definitely going to use this on my exam.
this is so on point. the pen, the mouse, the colors, “actually i’ll switch the color,” repeating words, haha
EVEN THE MICRO PHONE IS ACCURATE LIKE OMG
ikr lol
😂
Kahn
my dad literally just texted me that he is not coming home and this got recommended to me today. what the fuck
Thank you, sir!
Came here for homework and to review for an upcoming exam! Helped a lot!
Finally, someone out here teaching math with real life applications. This should be taught in every public school across America.
not america, the entire world
Amen
Not only public schools, private schools too
So should baby making but that’s a blind sweep, too
This should be taught to all black people.
This is perfect. He literally got that Khan feeling perfectly. The same audio quality, speech patterns, tones, and mannerisms.
Didn’t get the “hold on I gotta change colors” though
@@SpottySaber 1:52
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@@SpottySaber nah man that is a khan classic
"So basically, your dad is never coming home" Absolute legend!
I have a test tomorrow and this helped me a lot, thank you!!!
This is so fucking accurate, the art style, the voice quality, the colors, the mouse, literally everything.
Fr im amazed
by everything do you mean...
it literally took your dad more than 15 years to come home????
The tears were also hella accurate
What is this though.. I don't get it 😊 lol
@@AndWeHaveRisen khan academy
This is literally so realistic to Sals teaching LOL
The horrible mic quality and everything. The handwriting just has to be a bit worse and it’s golden
Nowadays his handwriting is better tho
@@wuke2488 Man, you can't even right with a pencil and your coming at Sal
@SuperPlushMultiverse are you trolling? It’s spelled “rite”
@@sathvikg.5729 lol dumbass its “ryte”
I swear to god Im literally crying right now, oh god thank you great algorthim. instant sub
Man, I’m glad there’s someone else with the same kind of handwriting. I can actually read this tutorial.
Explained what hours of lecture and therapy couldn't. You honestly made this explanation very clear and simple, unlike my professor and school psychologist. Thank you!
Every Khan academy comment
@@imyungtankk 😂
LOL
@@imyungtankk it's true though, khan academy is very well taught
Last school psychologist I talked to went bapshit crazy and changed the world
I like that the dad’s speed of getting home is heavily reliant on the amount of money he has.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you. You have helped me a ton.
*this man has transcended all fields of mathematical science, I say we nominate him for a nobel prize*
Agreed.
Fields Medal✅
indeed
100%
nah. Nobel is a trash right now.
The repetition of "distance", "asian", "3 dollars", etc were so on point😂😂
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This is brilliant.
The drawings, the audio quality. Too accurate
Thank you for this helpful informative video. I'm a college currently trying to make it through exams and words can't express how much this has helped me!
As someone whose dad genuinely left, I feel personally attacked, outted, humiliated, and milkless
Omg but the milk tho
I'll buy you milk just send me you credit card and social security numbers
have $3, get it yourself lazy
Want to hear some dark humor? Well to bad you're hearing it anyway!
Q. When does a joke become a dad joke?
A.When it leaves and never comes back!
as someone whose dad died years ago, i feel .
Me not knowing a single thing he’s talking about: *mhmmm..yes. makes sense*
“He’s not coming home”
*cries*
i ruined 69 likes
*cries*
Just win the lottery
Guess you're still waiting for that orange juice he went to go buy
695!
thanks, i can confirm that this is correct. i am just so glad to see my dad again.
Well thought. I recently learned about these graphs and equations and they are actually completely correct.
I like the idea of time being homogenous to Money over distance.
Time is money, after all
This is an absolute fucking masterpiece.
It is
@Rythic lol yes
..fucking master ...master-piece
Hi idol
@Rythic who’s sal
you're only missing the "i'll see you in the next video.", but the hard cuts and repeating of the words are spot on.
Wow, I feel really bad for all those people who lost their father when he went for milk. Mine personally went for cigarettes so I guess the question I have in relation to the above math is if my case is similar and if it is what does that mean for the infinity, I have heard some infinities are larger than others and I am starting to get really worried as I approach 30 if my dad might have passed by the grocery store that had milk and instead gone to a further location, does anyone know if this is a certainty? Math is amazing and I love how after all these years I am starting to realize I can answer this question that haunted my younger self.
Yeah, I think it's also infinity since the cigarette store is so far away from home that by the time your dad gets close to your house, the cigars are already expired and therefore he goes back to buy cigars and this continuously repeats.
"I'm just going to switch to a different color here..."
This made me laugh uncontrollably
wait why? There was no humor in that
@@terrarian5166 It remained me of Khan Academy or other stuff that my professor put on the class to do, is just so accurate that is funny
@@JD-sz5pj my Spanish teacher did the same thing lol, I guess it got unfunny towards the end of the semester because of how many times she would do it😅
@@terrarian5166 khan academy nostalgia. my sense of humor is stupid
It would have been funny if he also said "I encourage you to pause the video and figure it out on your own"
"I am asian"
he not only says that but also writes it down to reinforce that idea
Assert dominance
Aaaaand now he's Bri'ish
thank you for putting an end to my questions
The undoing so they can change the color hits way to hard and is very accurate
Right before your dad leaves, look him in the eyes and say, “B-but- we already have milk..”
Then why didnt you do it?
@@tominik9660 Because the milk, nighttime milk
Lmao
large amounts of fear
Every single detail is on point, the acting, the microphone, the resolution, the thumbnail, everything. I cannot image how much time he spent making this so accurate, huge props
Pog
Probably 10 hours or so from the planning, scripting, recording, and editing
hi
Very true
Ikr
I was going to learn multi variable calculus for this, thank god you saved a lot of time
thank you for crushing my hopes and dreams, im free now, my mind is at ease.
"I am asian"
Nah, there's no way to argue with his math, he's definitely right
Racist! 😱
@@llewodcm20 it isnt tho. I'm Asian and I'm 100 percent sure that more than 70 percent of Asians are good at math
@@RoseGoldenBallistapretty sure the brain is the same no matter your origins, all that matter is determination.
@@llewodcm20 😱Did someone give a fuck
This graph actually says that your dad would be standing right outside your home for an infinite amount of time. Like, imagine looking about your window 5 years later and your dads just been standing there slowly drinking the milk he bought 5 years ago.
It’s either that, or he’s somewhere in between your house and the grocery store as the distance wasn’t given true values
Edit: wtf autocorrect
@@ImAnOven what did it say before you fixed the autocorrect?
ngl that is creepy what the fuck
That’s actually kinda terrifying.
I agree with this! Thank you for the advice I will use it in my research ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
The only math lesson I would listen to.
Thank you so much, this question came up in my final exam for BSc Mathematical Sciences Postgraduates degree
The fact that this actually helped me to visualize limits as x approaches infinity is amazing
yooo true haha
But he didn’t do x approaching infinity? He did x approaching 0 which outputs infinity
@@iaw1stperson a distance of 0 means his dad gets home
Hello i already have my dad at home
@@lucasfisher863 which will never happen because x approches 0, never is equal 0 due to the fact that lim f(0) is infinity
Imagine a fatherless kid watching this with tears in his eyes.
Edit: It's sad to hear there are many of you in the replies who lost their dads 😔, hope ya all have a good life, stay strong homies.👍
I’m the opposite. I have no father and when he told me the answer I laughed.
Nah, it was more like closure for me.
My dad just passed away and i saw this👁️👄👁️ yt has a great sense of humour 😂
ToT, I'm fatherless too, been 6 years
@@rize2270 If you're serious I'm sorry...
I'm confused with this kind of math, but you make it easier to understand thanks
This video is a like a dream. It makes sense while it’s happening, then when I regain consciousness, it makes no sense at all.
As a mathematician for 69 years in his field as a world-renowned physicist, I can confirm that his answers and working are correct
Trololoool
Math doesn’t make any sense. Why do these two numbers get subtracted? Why do we combine these two numbers that have nothing to do with each other?
Welp the comment saying “ITS METHS” got deleted
Rip taht comemnt
@@BBPJ5 here let me try. IT’S METHS.
the only reason why i am at university is to understand high level math like this
high level math? lmao this is literally high school math, fine arts / economics degree spotted
@@Troll3rHD Honest question you didn’t realize that was a joke?
@@omarsmith2357 the video was a joke, this moron’s comment is the depiction of his stupidity
lmao getting mad over a comment
@@SylvesterMcbesterMcmonkeyMcbee He’s in his bag😂
alright, thanks for informing me on this very important information.
Thanks for the help man i needed it!!
jokes aside that's a terrific Sal Impression. You even nailed the accent in which he says zero
It’s so good!
bro I'm taking AP calc rn and I clicked from a Khan academy video over to this and thought I didn't change tabs for a second lmaooo
He won’t be home until they stop making milk. He’s at the store looking for the correct milk for my mom and each time they make more, he then has to examine them to determine the best possible option for our family.
damn! hopefully he will find the perfect milk for you and your family soon!
The real plot twist is that: Your mom had the best milk all along.
He's finding the milk of human kindness in us all. Truly a herculean and timetaking task.
We gotta find the inventor of milk so we can take em out and stop all milk production
@@modipy5703 Ive tried it but every time you kill one milk maker two more pop up. Ive single handedly made milk making a competitive business, by spending a life time trying to stop them
As a 15 year old without a dad this has helped me
throwback to the time i sent this video to my friend who hasnt seen their dad during christmas for 6 years or so (until a few days ago that is)
This math is wrong. My dad went to the store for cigarettes, so that means he's actually coming home one day.
Has he came back?? 🤨
It's been 22 hours, he back?
23 hrs, he back yet buddy?
It’s been 24 hours, he back?
It's been 25 hours, he back?
‘I’m Asian, I make maths rules.’
A professor of mine who’s native British said basically the same thing in a lecture, ‘I’m a mathematician, I’m allowed to define notations.’
You can define notation however you want. If I want to say “let df(x)/dx=$&@ then $&@ in fact is equal to df(x)/dx
@@rubenvegas7926 that example is false but ok
@@omaryasin7326 its literally not. All im doing is calling f’(x) $&@. I changed the notation that describes the derivative of a function of x, because you can call anything whatever you want as long as you’re consistent with it
@@rubenvegas7926 Genius
@@rubenvegas7926 that’s the point, as long as it’s made clear, you can define whatever you want
Explanation and usage of lim is way better than when I first learnt it.
Thanks this tutorial really helped, he is..never coming back.