glad you all enjoyed this clip. i remember scouring youtube trying to find it but i just couldn’t. so, i decided to take matters into my own hands lol.
@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay@Gael Urquiz well anderson had WAY more tools to go toe to toe with alucard (holy weapons, enhanced strength, and the regeneration) while Rip really only had her aimbot gun, a little enhanced durability, and the enhanced senses. So yeah both their reactions were realistic but in COMPLETELY different ways lol
Oh yes. The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced, long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft, capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of eighty-five thousand feet.
@@saulgoodman3258 eh we all know db’s arguments are.. inconsistent most of the time so people don’t even bother arguing against them anymore. They do make some good fight’s though
Lets see, at an altitude of 85k feet, going in a straight dive, with full engine power, would he be stuck at mach 3 on impact? Or would he get even better with the gravity assist? Either way, that jet is going to vaporize on impact and so will a significant portion of the ship.
It would be assisted by gravity, roughly 20% So mach 3.5 + 20% Mach 5 impact roughly I feel bad for the sea watwr around the boat *XD* Shit would flash boil
Bear in the mind that the jet is actually capable of going faster than Mach 3, thanks to it's powerful engines, but the wings would break past that speed, so, we have no idea how fast those jet engines are capable of going.
@@donovanulrich348 Oh god now I need to know the sheer destructive force of that impact. It probably wouldn't be sticking out of the ship but go through it and stab itself in the seafloor.
“The funny thing is...in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40s, I hate everyone equally, and there's no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference! So in other words, Miss Van Winkle... CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!”
0:22 To be fair, that is the exact face I'd be making if I was about to kamikaze an SR-71 Blackbird into an aircraft carrier full of ghouls and I knew I'd survive.
Fun fact, of the SR71s that were used in the field only around 14 were lost, but none due to enemy fire or such hazards. They are stealth craft that fly way too high to be attacked. The 14 lost crashed due to how its slim, flat design makes turning at high speeds a life and death endeavor.
And based on the design, is it possible to fly at lower speeds safely or is it somewhat required to be at higher speeds to stay stable? Im imagining at a lower speed you'd have less risk of ripping apart from the slightest turn but i also imagine with how the body is designed for such high speeds that lower speeds may not be able to create enough lift while around the 30k ft mark and not accelerating. Im not a literal rocket scientist or aerospace engineer so i have no idea
Could use that to dodge. Jump into the water a few seconds before impact. Probably won't save you, as if anything the comments have said he wouldn't have a scratch from it.
As badass as that would be, sadly not. Death rides a pale horse. I actually went to look it up cause if they actually quoted the bible for that it would have been awesome.
“DID YOU EVEN _READ_ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!” “NO! Because I know you’d just ram the damn thing the second you got it!” “…” “Don’t tell me: ‘iT’d sTiLL bE cOoL’…” “Well it would!”
This is like Dio's Road Roller but better, cus y'know. He's a REAL F*CKING VAMPIRE! Edit: to all the salty Hellsing fans, just SHUT UP! I don’t care Alucard lost, I still love the battle and don’t care if the result is wrong or not. Also I am a fan of both series so I don’t mind either one winning.
I feel like Dio and Alucard would get along pretty well. Alucard would probably try to kill him eventually though, but I'm not sure how well Holy Bullets work on Jojo vampires.
@@KingHomosapien72 are we talking Dio or D I O? Because without the stand he doesnt even have a chance. With the stand idk personally, alucard can just take so much damage and not care and alucard can be smart and figure out about the stand to some degree. I will admit alucard probably hasent fought a yone as strong as dio or with the ability to stop time but how would dio win if he cant kill him? Ugh it hurts to think this hard about this matchup as i love both characters and acknowledge both are op as shit
Alucard is so refreshing to the vampire genre. Just a maniac who uses absolutely every weapon at his disposal to cause as many problems as possible. Gotta love it
I recently watched this show for the first time and damn is it a freaking Masterpiece!!! Also gotta love how Alucard has the biggest damn smile while diving down at mach speed.
There is something terrifying about being hunted by a vampire.. but its something else when that vampire is piloting a terrifyingly powerful piece of military equipment just to fuck your shit up extensively
@@magosexploratoradeon6409 To be fair, when you can (eventually) shrug off being erased from existence, do you really NEED to be? When all you have is a hammer, everything starts looking like nails.
I have never ever expected to see an Immortal Vampire preparing to kamikaze a f^^king fighter jet onto someone expecting to shoot the damn thing with a rifle
Sir Integra: "You flew a Blackbird into an aircraft carrier....Alucard, do you realize how much those things cost?" Alucard: "Don't care!" Sir Integra: "Yeah we know...."
Can we talk about how she's able to get any words in at all with a fucking Blackbird diving on her? It's traveling at mach 3.2 and she has time to talk about it
This would be absolutely devastating for the ship. For reference, the rod of god weapon, a scrapped idea of dropping tungsten rods from space entails the rods hitting the ground at Mach 10 or more, and that would be estimated to be the same explosive force of the tsar bomba. The highest speed of level flight in an sr-71 is Mach 3.5, and who knows how fast it can be going when diving. The Rods of god weapon referenced earlier drops tungsten rods of the weight of about 1614 pounds. The Sr-71's weight is 59000 pounds empty weight, not to factor in the fuel to fly the plane. I plugged this into a calculator and set the parameters to 1km from impact and a straight vertical angle of attack. 59k weight for the projectile (the SR-71), and mach 5 ramming speed. I set the material that the projectile to be ramming hard rock. With this information, the impact would most probably be around 3.94 x 10^10 joules = 0.0000257984992 megatons, which is sadly not even 1 megaton according to this calculator. This doesn't seem right though, so if somebody would please check this over, that would be very appreciated. Thank you for reading my comment. Edit. The calculator inferred the projectile as a sphere and doesn't show the penetration of the ship, so there is no actual way to predict the damage.
glad you all enjoyed this clip. i remember scouring youtube trying to find it but i just couldn’t. so, i decided to take matters into my own hands lol.
DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST
Many thanks to people like you, you're like the person who makes that one remix of a song just because you couldn't find it. Absolute Chad
Heck yeah! Be the change you want to see!
@@STINKERMCGEE always
Good man
Rip had probably the most realistic reaction of anyone who fought Alucard: crying in the corner and possibly shitting herself.
Yeah. She's dealt with him before, knows just what he's capable of, and knows that she doesn't have a prayer in Hell against him.
Wasn't Anderson's reaction realistic? He's capable of going toe-to-toe with that bloody heathen.
@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay@Gael Urquiz
well anderson had WAY more tools to go toe to toe with alucard (holy weapons, enhanced strength, and the regeneration) while Rip really only had her aimbot gun, a little enhanced durability, and the enhanced senses. So yeah both their reactions were realistic but in COMPLETELY different ways lol
With a hint of masochism.
DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST!?
Oh yes. The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced, long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft, capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of eighty-five thousand feet.
You seem to know a lot about it.
@@ItsYaBoiThrawn _Did you even read my Christmas list!?_
Haha plane goes boom
love it
@@thatpinhead7543 I wanted that line
He would never do such a thing, i mean look at that innocent smile on his face
sir he just murder a hole ship crew and their super natural ally while smiling
@@xxnightwolfxx6358 I can just imagine the government hearing about that one
@@fujikurayami01 on god🤣
The government dont know shit
Just ask any politician, if its not about the election or there campaign they dont know XD
@John Gona god damn it WHO TOUGHT HIM TO USE THE SHIP SOUND SYSTEMS this is why we can't have nice thing😔
"DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?"
Jjajaja
CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
I get it hah this made my day
Alucard's face just screams "Brace yourself, *I'M GOING IN DRY.*"
You're not wrong, especially given the abridged version of this series...
@@Caldoric I was about to mention that
I almost burst out laughing when I read this In class. That seems like something abridged alucard would say lol
It really does lmfao they just nailed every expression in this series
Lol
hey watch yo jet
watch yo jet
WATCH YO JET
BRO WATCH YO JE-
Robert, it goes down.
That ain't Falco, WOMBO-COMBO!
Imagine looking into the sky to see a decommissioned jet that goes Mach 3 and the pilot is listening to fucking opera.
Nah, you know he's listening to "Shoot to Thrill," or some other cool AC/DC shit.
@@Caldoric This definitely works better with "Shoot To Thrill."
He's listening to Andrew W. K., obviously.
✨perfection✨
"Shoot to thrill! Ready to kill!..."
even though alucard is just dracula backwards alucard sounds way more badass
I mean dracula does mean son of the dragon
@@tristonshortt5379 yeah but dragon's are everywhere now, and only some look cool
@@cyreptus4604 true true
HELLO MY FELLOW HAIR BROTHER
dracula would be cooler if it wasn't so commonly used in media
The fact it was just his mere presence that caused her to get so scared shows just how much of a monster Alucard actually is.
Bro if I was in the presence of Alucard i'd react like that too
@@strawberryjam6235 yet he got his ass beat by dio
@@saulgoodman3258 still scary
@@saulgoodman3258 eh we all know db’s arguments are.. inconsistent most of the time so people don’t even bother arguing against them anymore. They do make some good fight’s though
@@saulgoodman3258 dio would get clapped by Alucard
Immoetality really opens the door to the most advance tactics
Undoubtedly true, Problem is vampires have a thing with water...
*Do. Not. Even. Think. About. It!*
@@imalemon6626 I think that was only with running water like rivers.
@@jf_kein_k8590 pretty sure the ocean is perpetually running water due to the tides
@@caboose9843 Vampires can still use boats. The original novel had Dracula arrive in England via a Russian ship called ‘Demeter.’
I like how she’s standing on a giant red X too
I'm pretty sure it was a swastika made in blood and it just looks like a X of the camera angle
@@Fallenhell100 yep
To all the comments it was totally an X.
Poor girl was the keys dangled in front of his face to get him stuck in the…I want to say Atlantic? Fuck it, the ocean
@@Sbevewagon4493 too bad for them he wasn't stuck far enough.
my guy just ramming a 34million dollar plane into a boat, bruh.
It's not about the money, but how fast you can make a vampire shit himself with mind numbing speed and your presence on doing said speed
Into a boat that also costs about the same too, don't forget that
holy fucking jesus ur waste my scientist technology
Lets see, at an altitude of 85k feet, going in a straight dive, with full engine power, would he be stuck at mach 3 on impact? Or would he get even better with the gravity assist? Either way, that jet is going to vaporize on impact and so will a significant portion of the ship.
It would be assisted by gravity, roughly 20%
So mach 3.5 + 20% Mach 5 impact roughly
I feel bad for the sea watwr around the boat *XD* Shit would flash boil
“We need to pull some holdo maneuvers, do some real damage”
- background Star Wars charater
Now I gotta use this in powerscaling.
What is this, City Block level?
Bear in the mind that the jet is actually capable of going faster than Mach 3, thanks to it's powerful engines, but the wings would break past that speed, so, we have no idea how fast those jet engines are capable of going.
@@donovanulrich348 Oh god now I need to know the sheer destructive force of that impact. It probably wouldn't be sticking out of the ship but go through it and stab itself in the seafloor.
“The funny thing is...in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40s, I hate everyone equally, and there's no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference! So in other words, Miss Van Winkle... CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!”
haven't you heard the new sensation sweeping the nation? bitches love Canons
what are you saying?
@@ZaiDrizzleDrop quoting the crimson fucker
@@ZaiDrizzleDrop you wouldn't understand
This give me chills
0:22 To be fair, that is the exact face I'd be making if I was about to kamikaze an SR-71 Blackbird into an aircraft carrier full of ghouls and I knew I'd survive.
Ahh Rip my love -
a jolly good ramming is what you definitely require.
AHAEHAEHAEAHAE
She does need one.
👀☺
Giggity
Lol
Bitches love cannons
Why do I have the necessity of listening to "Shoot to Thrill"?
Party party party, you wanna party. I wanna party. Party party party, time to get it started
Because it was there, but copyright is ass
I have this bizarre image of Alucard saying "This is the greatest PLANNNN," in his head. Anyone else? No?
I am hearing him say it in his abridged voice.
@@gordonchell4364 yep.
F for Charlie, the greatest planner of them all
@@omarg1471 F
Fun fact, of the SR71s that were used in the field only around 14 were lost, but none due to enemy fire or such hazards. They are stealth craft that fly way too high to be attacked. The 14 lost crashed due to how its slim, flat design makes turning at high speeds a life and death endeavor.
Those guys were play Air Realistic on War thunder Irl.
And based on the design, is it possible to fly at lower speeds safely or is it somewhat required to be at higher speeds to stay stable? Im imagining at a lower speed you'd have less risk of ripping apart from the slightest turn but i also imagine with how the body is designed for such high speeds that lower speeds may not be able to create enough lift while around the 30k ft mark and not accelerating. Im not a literal rocket scientist or aerospace engineer so i have no idea
I've seen a video of one "buzzing" an air control tower and it's just delightful.
Forgive me if I used the wrong word.
Could use that to dodge. Jump into the water a few seconds before impact.
Probably won't save you, as if anything the comments have said he wouldn't have a scratch from it.
"Only."
Battlefield players
"If I go down I'm taking a few players with me"
alucard shoots to thrill
Got his gun at the ready, gonna fire at will
Lmao the comment above your comment
The US military: "this is for stealth and advanced high altitude reconnaissance purposes"
Alucard: "EXPENSIVE BULLET GO BOOM BOOM"
Yea nothing like destroying a $34 Million Stealth Aircraft from 1964, and yet there were only 32 Flying back in the day.
@@wolfhauzer3178 never should've trusted the Brits with it
I love how random hellsing clips are being recommended to me, just as I watch the episodes they're from
there’s a demand and i am the supply
Same
That's not random, this is on purpose my friend :D You know what cookies are?
I'm pretty sure she just called him the horseman of death
As badass as that would be, sadly not. Death rides a pale horse. I actually went to look it up cause if they actually quoted the bible for that it would have been awesome.
“DID YOU EVEN _READ_ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!”
“NO! Because I know you’d just ram the damn thing the second you got it!”
“…”
“Don’t tell me: ‘iT’d sTiLL bE cOoL’…”
“Well it would!”
I can see that being used in the abridged
Well, it was still cool.
I can almost hear this in the abridged voices
Parks it in a DQ
It’s just like that time when he crash his alucar into Britain’s first Dairy Queen
Who wouldn’t shit bricks when a large air craft nose dives at 85,000 feet
Integra: Be sure to bring it back in one piece, that plane is one of a kind and VERY expensive.
Alucard: LOOK DOWN BELOW!
This is like Dio's Road Roller but better, cus y'know. He's a REAL F*CKING VAMPIRE!
Edit: to all the salty Hellsing fans, just SHUT UP! I don’t care Alucard lost, I still love the battle and don’t care if the result is wrong or not. Also I am a fan of both series so I don’t mind either one winning.
Dio folded him
@@KingHomosapien72 Yes I saw the Death Battle but I just wanted to comment this.
I feel like Dio and Alucard would get along pretty well. Alucard would probably try to kill him eventually though, but I'm not sure how well Holy Bullets work on Jojo vampires.
@@KingHomosapien72 are we talking Dio or D I O? Because without the stand he doesnt even have a chance. With the stand idk personally, alucard can just take so much damage and not care and alucard can be smart and figure out about the stand to some degree. I will admit alucard probably hasent fought a yone as strong as dio or with the ability to stop time but how would dio win if he cant kill him? Ugh it hurts to think this hard about this matchup as i love both characters and acknowledge both are op as shit
@@TZmayo maybe watch the death battle it will ez your headache my guy
Alucard is so refreshing to the vampire genre. Just a maniac who uses absolutely every weapon at his disposal to cause as many problems as possible. Gotta love it
"Dracula rammed a jet into a nazi on a battleship"
Whelp. I think I won this mad lib competition.
That ominous stare is magnificent.
Npc ships in AC4 watching the Jackdaw reach 200 mph:
Was that possible?? Obviously a glitch if so but that sounds amazing
@@nickhenley1338 Come on Nick, that flew right over your head. You're better than that.
And managing to take down an entire fleet comprosing mainly of galleons.
What a good lad, he must really love flying planes.
The Lockheed sr 71 blackbird...
A high altitude surveillance aircraft with a maximum altitude of 85000 feet and a top speed of Mach 3
And an altitude of of eighty-five thousand feet...
@@alucardtheno-lifeking2556 ...you sure do seem to know a lot about it...
It could outrun missiles
@@epiclinksam9805 DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST!!!??
And he survived this easily.
Hellsing ultimate abridged is the best recreation art
Ah yes the episode that taught me what a masochist is
Imagine getting hit by a plane that goes Mach 3 towards you
DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST!!!
I recently watched this show for the first time and damn is it a freaking Masterpiece!!!
Also gotta love how Alucard has the biggest damn smile while diving down at mach speed.
Have you heard of hellsing abridged?
I remember watching this series back in middle school and I’m re watching it now for the 2nd time it’s gonna be a yearly thing for me now 😆
@@karnalunea1122 yes and I watched it. Very awesome.
There is something terrifying about being hunted by a vampire.. but its something else when that vampire is piloting a terrifyingly powerful piece of military equipment just to fuck your shit up extensively
Of course he's going to ram them he's a f*** mothering vampire
i worked HARD for that title
@@Pastramityrant
By hard you mean mass murder.
B**** I drink people
I'm going for a walk
I love the sheer excitement Alucard eminates in both the original and abridged when he's in the Blackbird.
If you are an immortal being, take advantage of that shit, like go buck wild.
~Sun Tzu
He has that smile of "I've been waiting for this very moment, AND I AM GOING TO ENJOY IT"
Sadly our friend alucard didn't think this all the way through crashing his only means of transportation.
Thankfully, the boat took a 1-2 days just to get back to England.
He's not really the brightest of the bunch.
@@magosexploratoradeon6409 To be fair, when you can (eventually) shrug off being erased from existence, do you really NEED to be? When all you have is a hammer, everything starts looking like nails.
Bro like imagine preparing for a gun fight and you look up to see some menance about to pull a kamikaze on all of us
“Haven’t you heard the newest sensation sweeping the nation? Bitches love cannons.”
the music and Alucard's face at the end make this scene perfect
Chopper pilots seconds before Being rammed by an angry jet player.
I remember reading and watching Helsing. Half of it was just crazy facial expressions, poses and cool scene stills.....
"AY Watch yo jet WATCH YO JET BRO WATCH YO JET"
Knowing he's a vampire, you think they'd give him a Chopper instead of a plane
We all know Rip was in need of a good ramming. ;)
Truly a masterpiece that many didn’t discover yet + they had better drawings and animations than most animes compared to the years
Alucard: so I saw this nifty little math ratio that's become my favorite one.
Van winkle: and vut is zat?
Alucard smiling deviously: 9/11
This was so over the top, yet believable when you account for the pilot.
Imagine giving one of those planes to the imperial Japanese back then
I have never ever expected to see an Immortal Vampire preparing to kamikaze a f^^king fighter jet onto someone expecting to shoot the damn thing with a rifle
0:21
*That one raindrop aiming for my eye*
This is why he can't have nice things. He gets his Christmas present, and immediately breaks it.
Rest in peace Jetfire
look how happy he is, he's having so much fun
This is truly one of the best anime shows have watched
It's a shame this clip doesn't show them saying "he's going to ram us"
Imagine shoot an hyper-sonic military jet with a musket
This Anime was such a dream for my historical heart
I have never seen an anime use the fastest plane to ever exist to ram something
I fucking love anime
one of the godliest sequences in both anime and manga.
"He's going to GggGAm us!"
WAAAAAT!!...I CANT HEAR YOU
…
Time to watch this show
Japanese pilots after running out of ammo be like
I know everyone likes strawberry poptarts, but I just tried a 'cookies&creme' flavored poptart, and I'm feeling great.
Nice. I’m partial to cookie dough pop-tarts myself.
Alucard coming with super speed
Hellsing..........
Normal people: that's epic!
Monster hunter players: shit... valstrax, ambush incoming
Did you bring me a present?!?
At least she is no longer on about the ponies and the friendship and the wrapping up of winter
And to think, none of us will ever get to experience the sheer rush of t-boning a ship full of nazis in a supersonic jet :/
vertically t-boning *
At least... not more than once
Well, i mean he's called the Impaler for a REASON!
16 year old me riding on a car for the 1st time 0:11
He doesn't care what the vehicals made for he just knows it's fast and suicide ramming it into his enemies will cause outstanding destruction
i wonder what happens to his face if g force strikes
Oh come on, Miss Van Winkle. Bitches love cannons!
Dam I never knew Alucard was a Japanese pilot
And there is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preferences
INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER!!
TOO LATE!
I Don't Know What We're Yelling About!
Sir Integra: "You flew a Blackbird into an aircraft carrier....Alucard, do you realize how much those things cost?"
Alucard: "Don't care!"
Sir Integra: "Yeah we know...."
YES THIS IS A JOJO REFERENCE
Part one was the best.
@@meatman2203 Ah, you would say that you brit!
One of the most epic entrance you will ever see
My teammates: Okay it’s important not to rush the enemy team, we can afford to take our time.
Me: 0:20
When your master reads your Christmas list:
Can we talk about how she's able to get any words in at all with a fucking Blackbird diving on her? It's traveling at mach 3.2 and she has time to talk about it
Exactly, now imagine how fucking high he flew to have that Time
@@Dr4dgen_Ac3 Spaceship moments
You're goddamn right
What's this song called? Edit: The song is called "Der Freischütz"
Good question
yeah i’m not sure. id just search “hellsing opera” or something
This would be absolutely devastating for the ship. For reference, the rod of god weapon, a scrapped idea of dropping tungsten rods from space entails the rods hitting the ground at Mach 10 or more, and that would be estimated to be the same explosive force of the tsar bomba. The highest speed of level flight in an sr-71 is Mach 3.5, and who knows how fast it can be going when diving. The Rods of god weapon referenced earlier drops tungsten rods of the weight of about 1614 pounds. The Sr-71's weight is 59000 pounds empty weight, not to factor in the fuel to fly the plane. I plugged this into a calculator and set the parameters to 1km from impact and a straight vertical angle of attack. 59k weight for the projectile (the SR-71), and mach 5 ramming speed. I set the material that the projectile to be ramming hard rock. With this information, the impact would most probably be around 3.94 x 10^10 joules = 0.0000257984992 megatons, which is sadly not even 1 megaton according to this calculator. This doesn't seem right though, so if somebody would please check this over, that would be very appreciated. Thank you for reading my comment.
Edit. The calculator inferred the projectile as a sphere and doesn't show the penetration of the ship, so there is no actual way to predict the damage.
Cross
The vampire lord with SR-71, Badass.