Kannon if i'm the soldier , i will just run away while the "hitman" 😂 is still walking before the he start shooting , look ! When the door is opened all the soldier just looking and the "hitman" still walking , i will just run out before he start to "massacre" other soldier 😃
Integra: Whatever you do, do not let Alucard leave that room. Under ANY circumstances. Police Girl: Actually, he just left. He said he was going for a walk. Integra: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Well there is some more for the casual damage list how long is it now? Ten kilometers maybe? Alucard. “Naaa that’s only the list for yesterday today was at minimum”
I have a feeling if they didn't shoot him, he would have just walked on. They were the ones who shot him first. Hellsing Lesson number 1: Stay out of Alucard's way!
Nick Williamson the abridged shows this perfectly. How’s your life insurance. *starts shooting allucard* APPARENTLY ITS GREAT!! *precedes to go for a walk*
So I was just chillaxing in my roon like a baller, then these schmucks kicked in the door! One of them yelled, "Get on your knees!" and I replied, "I'm not your mother last night!" ...and they took exception to that.
Can you imagine Alucard's commentary as he heads downstairs? Alucard: Simply unacceptable *BOOM* the staff is completely lacking in manners *BANG* the room service is abysmal *HEADSHOT* I had not a moment of privacy *CRUNCH* the food was on par with the cheapest broth *WRENCH* and worst of all my room is an absolute mess! *SNAP* *(Elevator dings)* Alucard: See if I check into this hotel again.
Everyone doing abridged quotes: I'm just admiring Alucard literally walking down the corridor, fangs FULL OUT without speeding up or changing expression while he casually mind controls a guard to keep the doors open. Just because It's fucking terrifying, and he loves it.
@@dr.bright6272 Because the guns Alucard is using make any body armor literally a non-factor. His right hand gun is chambered in .454 Casull, which is meant for big-game hunting (i.e. killing bears and cape buffalo); and his left hand gun? A 13mm hand cannon that is so powerful a human could never fire it without breaking their all. Those rounds are gonna go through any form of Kevlar like it isn't there, and probably would do a close approximation to the Bloody Mess Perk from Fallout. Go big or go home is apparently the Hellsing Organization's motto...
@@isdrakon9802 yeah, they are lucky a lot of peoples are hostile to them. I don't think Alucard would stay loyal for very long if everything was super peaceful
@@hverdagen8429 Neither can I! This scene would’ve been more badass if he said “You’re going down!”, rather than “Open sesame!”. You know, just for a bit of dark humour.
If I'm an anime character I will never join the army/police cause almost every anime I've watched with supernatural things happen they are always, ALWAYS killed.
Cyantile But then again you’ll be part of a corrupt military and then be killed during an insurrection without actually knowing exactly why your own allies are rebelling
+TheNikkiHolmes Well,in the manga, Alucard says to Seras that he has to "pay the bills and do the check-out". Pity they didn't carry this awesome line into the OVA.
Well, Alucard is both a boss who kills like a beast and a beast that kills like a boss. In any fantasy game, be it MMO or not, he would definitely be the most powerful boss. A bit like Penance from Final Fantasy X, but way more cruel and badass. In fact, Penance looks like a lovely little baby cat compöared to Alucard XD
Oh Crispin Freeman...such a national treasure. Nah seriously, I felt chills down my spine with Freeman's performance as Alucard in this series. He sounded absolutely terrifying.
Alucard: Massacres entire hallway full of police officers. Also Alucard: Murders entire elevator full of police officers. Also _also_ Alucard: Finally reloads his six-round handguns.
Daniel Fitzpatrick It seems Alucard's about show and humiliation. He allows every opponent to unleash their best volleys of death unchallenged, even allowing them to think they have won or at least have the upper hand, and then allows them enough time to realize how much of a ridiculously bad mistake it was to even try. He doesn't just kill his attackers, he makes them feel like insignificant, worthless bugs before he crushes them.
I want to know where Alucard and Dante get their guns since neither ever seem to need to reload until they've killed everything in the room, regardless of what magazine size their guns are. Keep in mind, we're told the black pistol only has room in its magazine for SIX bullets and we only ever see him reload once everything is dead.
If any of the soldiers were reasonable: “So what I’m looking at here is quite literally Vlad the Impaler, Count Dracula himself casually exiting this room. He’s just walking to the elevator. He’s oozing malicious intent, but it’s not directed at me...yet. So. Should I A.) Not shoot at him, B.) Not shoot at him, or C.) Wait a bit, and then not shoot at him?”
They were sent there because Dandy Man bribed the leaders of the local police. The gifs of immortality If I recall. Ofc, they're using the swat team as cannon foddler to see what Alucard can do.
pikespendragon67 BEcAUsE THiS Isn"T TWiLIgHT! i really despise twilight...vampires don't sparkle. that's just edward cullen bathed in silver glitter...grrrr...
Damn it, Alucard why dose your voice have to be so damn sexy xD it totally made me forget your killing innocent people who are just fallowing orders. >__
I Have never seen Hellsing (do tell me where I can find it) But Alucard instantly became one of my favourite characters of all time. A badass vampire, who only glitters red with blood, and occasional power of some unholy underworld. (And that gunplay, tho)
This is without a doubt my favorite scene out of the first four OVAs. Alucard's intimidating presence when he walks in the middle of those solders. Him shooting those soldiers, Him using his hypnosis against that soldier, him opening the elevator with his guns and saying "Open Sesame". Him entering the elevator (I felt the fear!) and shooting everyone. Him exiting the elevator. Bad-ass all around.
Okay, (1:58) either the elevator’s interior walls are bulletproof, or the animators forgot to/didn’t animate the shots going through the elevator walls.
It’s amazing what people do just after surviving a horrific situation. Some people listen to music. Some breath deeply and clear their thoughts. And others like buttons.....
@@sarahtelkamp4345 I am Tubalcain Alhambra or The Dandy Man. I may or may not have fed a lie to the local _policia_ that, in return for your capture, I would give them immortality.
All of us can agree that the English dub and the Japanese dub of this OVA are equally magnificent, but we should always let it be known that The teamfourstar version is absolutely a dub, not a parody.
Imagine his speech as he goes down the elevator... I am never coming back to this hotel again. BANG. The room service was abysmal. SNAP. The staff are incompetent. CRUNCH. It cost's way too much. SLAM. And I didn't get an ounce of privacy or relaxation. AHHHHH! See if I come back here again. WHAM.
Shanee Bahera Well, it is stated that one gun holds 16 rounds and the other 8, but I think the animation studio decided that Alucard reloading every few shots would be less fun to watch than Alucard mowing down dozens of guys without so much as a pause.
It is a Brazilian police special forces unit that only uses pm12 submachine guns and does not use Madsen machine guns, Browning m1919 machine guns, or FN-FAL rifles. The Hellsing cartoonist may have thought that the Brazilian police did not use machine guns.
Ah Hellsing abridged, the only parody dub that i know of that is just as good, if not better than the original, while still having the same feel as what it is parodying. Oh, and BITCHES LOVE CANNONS
"Hey guys, how's your health plan?"
*Soldiers start shooting*
"Apparently it's great!"
The abriged version is actually incredibly accurate.
Slimie ikr
walter...how much are we looking at in terms of collateral damage?
Well... the Alucard amount.
Kannon if i'm the soldier , i will just run away while the "hitman" 😂 is still walking before the he start shooting , look !
When the door is opened all the soldier just looking and the "hitman" still walking , i will just run out before he start to "massacre" other soldier 😃
Integra: Whatever you do, do not let Alucard leave that room. Under ANY circumstances.
Police Girl: Actually, he just left. He said he was going for a walk.
Integra: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Well there is some more for the casual damage list how long is it now? Ten kilometers maybe?
Alucard. “Naaa that’s only the list for yesterday today was at minimum”
Hey guys how’s your health plan?
APPARENTLY IT’S GREAT!!!
@@freddude1179 Walter, be honest with me. How much should we expect in terms of collateral damage?
@@coachlombardi9657 The Alucard amount
@@meltinglink Well, fuck all kinds of duck.
"Walter, be honest with me. What are we looking at in terms of collateral?"
The Alucard amount.
I don't think you want to know sir integra it's substantial
Well the alucard amount
MrThischarmingman2
Walter: Well......
(Alucard walks out of an elevator covered in blood and guts)
Walter: the Alucard amount
Wuss out like a bitch lol
I don't see whats the big deal about this, i mean he was just going for a walk...a very enthusiastic walk....
+Banned Angel he tends to do that a lot
Banned Angel (ง'̀-'́)ง
Cool#Star# B. "Walter be honest with me. What are we looking at in collateral?"
+shaderock the alucard amount
Banned Angel silver lining, he can cancel his room service.
I have a feeling if they didn't shoot him, he would have just walked on. They were the ones who shot him first.
Hellsing Lesson number 1: Stay out of Alucard's way!
Nick Williamson right
His orders were 'Search and Destroy remove any and all that may oppose you"
Alucard later taunts her with this saying she declared world war 3
Nick Williamson the abridged shows this perfectly. How’s your life insurance. *starts shooting allucard* APPARENTLY ITS GREAT!! *precedes to go for a walk*
Hands up don't shoot?
@@parker469a Just don't shoot. Chances are if you just didn't shoot you would have been fine. Server PTSD but physically fine.
So I was just chillaxing in my roon like a baller, then these schmucks kicked in the door! One of them yelled, "Get on your knees!" and I replied, "I'm not your mother last night!"
...and they took exception to that.
I Knocked*
KyRo no, it's I'm not your mother, that makes sense
I will not take exception to this
It is "I'm not your mother last night". I've heard that from Patrons, who have access to the scripts.
"I'm not your mother last night" implies that all of their mothers were on their knees last night.
Can you imagine Alucard's commentary as he heads downstairs?
Alucard: Simply unacceptable *BOOM* the staff is completely lacking in manners *BANG* the room service is abysmal *HEADSHOT* I had not a moment of privacy *CRUNCH* the food was on par with the cheapest broth *WRENCH* and worst of all my room is an absolute mess! *SNAP*
*(Elevator dings)*
Alucard: See if I check into this hotel again.
+Tahkaullus01 Really? It seemed like he enjoyed himself. Free room service and live entertainment.
+Tahkaullus01 Not like he did anything clever. he just killed some people.
It's called being funny. Try it sometime.
I read all of that in his Abridged voice
Yelp review: 4/5
*"If only I can buy naked chicks it would be perfect"*
Damn it, Alucard. You really need to stop going for walks.
***** And you need to hurry up and hook up some god-damn DSL in here.
You são the parody didn't you? XD
He was minding his own business
Natsu Dragneel *SLAM* BULLSHIT
PurpleZebraLovesCheescake yo ugh....Seras supposed to stop Alucard since she got orders from Integra but..
Everyone doing abridged quotes: I'm just admiring Alucard literally walking down the corridor, fangs FULL OUT without speeding up or changing expression while he casually mind controls a guard to keep the doors open. Just because It's fucking terrifying, and he loves it.
Late reply but it's because he wants to instill as much fear as possible, like basting turkey.
@@DirectorOfChaos9292 xD
@@DirectorOfChaos9292 that he will then have sex with. that's right, he is going to fuck the fear turkey
Their body armor is completely useless.
@@dr.bright6272 Because the guns Alucard is using make any body armor literally a non-factor. His right hand gun is chambered in .454 Casull, which is meant for big-game hunting (i.e. killing bears and cape buffalo); and his left hand gun? A 13mm hand cannon that is so powerful a human could never fire it without breaking their all. Those rounds are gonna go through any form of Kevlar like it isn't there, and probably would do a close approximation to the Bloody Mess Perk from Fallout. Go big or go home is apparently the Hellsing Organization's motto...
This is why you use the stairs in an emergency.
They all the bad example,
Because you can totally outrun a vampire right?
@@ITACHIUCHIHA-qc6fe i dont know if Alucard cared enough to actually chase them lol
@@ITACHIUCHIHA-qc6fe hell no especally alucard
This is why you don't attack a vampire before you get your immortality
One of them shouted: "Get on your knees!"
And I replied with: "I'm not your mother last night."
And they took exception to that
But you know how that old stick goes
That's what they say 😁
And i killed everyone but one of them
What happened to the last one?
I just love how much he seems to enjoy this. He's the very definition of evil, badass, antihero and darkness.
He's definitely a villain. The only reason he can technically not have that name is because he's under the employ of decent people
@@isdrakon9802 yeah, they are lucky a lot of peoples are hostile to them. I don't think Alucard would stay loyal for very long if everything was super peaceful
Ya he ainy an anithero. He is definitely a villain.
@@vacciniumaugustifolium1420 and that is why he was locked in a basement.
He is a antihero. The reason why he is not the villains is because he battles pure evil villains
1:49 the most badass anime scene of all time "OPEN SESAME"
Your a bit of it is around 1:45.
Can't believe he said that in the actual anime... Sounds like something they would say in Hellsing abrigdet
@@hverdagen8429 Neither can I! This scene would’ve been more badass if he said “You’re going down!”, rather than “Open sesame!”. You know, just for a bit of dark humour.
Dude i would be shaking if he was coming like HELL NAH BRO I WANT HIS VAMPIRE ASS TO STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!
@@lunakei404I dunno, I feel like replacing it with something like that would be… too cheesy
They should've left Alucard the hell alone.
Courtney Johnson exactly
Courtney Johnson ikr let him eat his room service bodies in peace dammit!!!!
Courtney Johnson Lol absolutely.
Courtney Johnson he was just chillaxing in his room like a baller
At least he doesn't have to pay for room service.
If I'm an anime character I will never join the army/police cause almost every anime I've watched with supernatural things happen they are always, ALWAYS killed.
Except for one. As to whether they become important is another question entirely, but only one always survives.
Fullmetal Alchemist tho, if you get a good spot you get one of those supernatural guys as your cool commander
RIP Japanese Army in Akira
Try Durarara! The cops there even mention what you said, and then proceed to make the monster they're facing fear them.
Cyantile But then again you’ll be part of a corrupt military and then be killed during an insurrection without actually knowing exactly why your own allies are rebelling
Guess Alucard doesn't need that room service anymore
[disgusting eating sounds] You've been really quiet for, like, a minute. Oh, I know why you're angry! It's because I went to Brazil, isn't it?
It's the silver lining...
Silver lining
I can cancel my room service
@@thenerdyweeb4899 Im pretty sure hes immune to all vampire weaknesses
@@filds1 its a reference from TFS
Maybe we just don't see him reload? He has vampire speed which is 50x faster than any human. He must reload so fast we don't see it happen.
that would be more badass if actually animated that way than just infinite bullets.
Oooorrrr, he’s Nero from DMC.
He reloads when he feels like it, magazine size is no hindrance to him.
Alucard: hey guys how's your health plans?
Guards start shooting
Alucard: APPARENTLY ITS GREAT
10 hours late, damn it
Walter, be honest with me; what are we looking at in terms of collateral?
EJBen007 'Well.. The Alucard amount."
The amount of stolen comments in this chain is ridiculous lmao, you all are very unoriginal haha
The EngiWizard great minds think alike
Or at least minds that have seen hellsing abridged about 167 times
"Hey guys, how's your health plan?"
*screaming and shooting*
"Apparently IT'S GREAT!"
Ironically taking Alucard's theme and playing the whole thing over this scene actually fits REALLY well
"Good work, soldiers. Now *GOOD NIGHT."*
Holy f*** that was brutal.
Shoulda said "dismissed."
"Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor."
let the bodies hit the…FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
*pukes*
One of Alucard's favorites. To bad he couldn't get his Ipod to play it in front of the Queen.
I love how a majority of these comments are hellsing abridged references
That’s why I’m here
“I’m not your mother last night and they took a exception to that”
@@Arukxrd good news I can cancel my room service!
We hope you enjoyed your stay, sir! Come again!
*****
Will do, sir! Would you like some Metal Gears along with that?
*****
The humans are inside the mechs.
***** Certainly!
Says the guy who now thinks that 'White Chicks' was AMAZING! ;-)
Outtheredude he believed it too
Has anyone ever tried checking out of a hotel in this way
+TheNikkiHolmes Well,in the manga, Alucard says to Seras that he has to "pay the bills and do the check-out".
Pity they didn't carry this awesome line into the OVA.
I did and I wouldn't recommend it it gets a horrible mess on your clothes
Chris Laurent My uncle Hasan did.
Imagine that in real life
Chris Laurent i did but got arrested afterwards
alucard kills them like a boss
Well, Alucard is both a boss who kills like a beast and a beast that kills like a boss. In any fantasy game, be it MMO or not, he would definitely be the most powerful boss. A bit like Penance from Final Fantasy X, but way more cruel and badass. In fact, Penance looks like a lovely little baby cat compöared to Alucard XD
No more liek a fucking maniac and psycho i hate alucard
Piece off shit
Like a boss? More like playing on easy mode with tgm on.
buckeyeinblack That's because... *this. IS. Easy mode for him.* ;)
Right
"Open sesame"
I personally feel bad for all the girls that went so wet over this line that their room became a pool
I wish I could like, but the 69 is to be kept preciously
Oh Crispin Freeman...such a national treasure. Nah seriously, I felt chills down my spine with Freeman's performance as Alucard in this series. He sounded absolutely terrifying.
It would be a bad time to remind Alucard he forgot his continental breakfast.
Well he ate too much Brazilian Cuisine there so he saved the continental breakfast for when he got back to London
On the silver lining Alucard won't need Room service anymore
i think the scariest part to me is that he just walks out doesn't say a word and then some idiot was like "Get him!" and then they all died
Alucard: Massacres entire hallway full of police officers.
Also Alucard: Murders entire elevator full of police officers.
Also _also_ Alucard: Finally reloads his six-round handguns.
Soldiers: *Start shooting*
Alucard: "You fools! Now I can claim self-defense!"
Man, if only they'd managed to close the elevator doors they would have been totally safe. Darn!
No one's safe from Alucard.... >D
actually from previous episodes it seems the alucard can jump through walls so no he would make it to the bottom floor before the elevator does....
really, he just did that for some dramatic effect. He really is all about show. He could have killed them in a thousand far simpler ways
It's not like he couldn't shoot through it :D
(explosive bullet packs, remember? )
Daniel Fitzpatrick It seems Alucard's about show and humiliation. He allows every opponent to unleash their best volleys of death unchallenged, even allowing them to think they have won or at least have the upper hand, and then allows them enough time to realize how much of a ridiculously bad mistake it was to even try. He doesn't just kill his attackers, he makes them feel like insignificant, worthless bugs before he crushes them.
I want to know where Alucard and Dante get their guns since neither ever seem to need to reload until they've killed everything in the room, regardless of what magazine size their guns are. Keep in mind, we're told the black pistol only has room in its magazine for SIX bullets and we only ever see him reload once everything is dead.
the # of bullets in his magazines is equal to the number of heartbeats around him while his guns are drawn.
omghegotagun You'd think he'd run out of bullets pretty quickly then since people's hearts don't beat for very long when he's around.
Come to think of it, Alucard's Jackal and Casull are very similar to Dante's Ebony and Ivory. And yes, I revived a 4 year old thread.
Super Vampire Speed. 'nuff said.
I might be wrong, but I think Dante creates his bullets using his demon magic. Not sure about Alucard though.
"Hey guys ! How's you health plan ?"
"Apparently it's *GREAT*!"
Then I scroll down and notice two (edit: three) other posts that say that exact same quote.
Damn the way he shoots those guns! He never misses! His eyes glow red when he experiences strong emotions!
If any of the soldiers were reasonable:
“So what I’m looking at here is quite literally Vlad the Impaler, Count Dracula himself casually exiting this room. He’s just walking to the elevator. He’s oozing malicious intent, but it’s not directed at me...yet. So. Should I
A.) Not shoot at him,
B.) Not shoot at him, or
C.) Wait a bit, and then not shoot at him?”
I'd be the crazy guy trying to make as hilarious an exit as i could in hopes of not being shot anyways while he was aiming at someone else. XD
I mean to them they didn't realize he was vampire.They just thought he was some ozzy osbourne looking motherfucker
I feel like if none of the guards shot him, he would've let them go.
Even though Alucard may seem like a douchebag for what he did to that SWAT team, to be fair, they did shoot first.
bitch boys shouldnt have shot this 100ft monster just walking infront of guns
I'm always surprised they didn't hit each other in that scene
The SWAT team was under Millennium's hire
They were sent there because Dandy Man bribed the leaders of the local police. The gifs of immortality If I recall.
Ofc, they're using the swat team as cannon foddler to see what Alucard can do.
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Alucard would have killed them even if they weren't
Integra: Don't let Alucard leave the room no matter what!
Seras: Actually he just left. He said he was going for a walk.
Integra: NOOOO!
Well the moments his guns hit the elevator door all I could say was
Welp.......your screwed
"Silver lining? I can cancel my room service!"
1:44 "open sesame" awsome line
Because real vampire don't shine!
Well, they shine with the blood of their enemies. (- u -) Now SPARKLING, on the other hand...
pikespendragon67 Seras had a sparkling chibi moment.
True, but she didn't sparkle due to the fact that she was in direct sunlight
pikespendragon67 BEcAUsE THiS Isn"T TWiLIgHT!
i really despise twilight...vampires don't sparkle. that's just edward cullen bathed in silver glitter...grrrr...
Damn it, Alucard why dose your voice have to be so damn sexy xD it totally made me forget your killing innocent people who are just fallowing orders. >__
Damn his voice is too damn sexy!
Yeah.
But that sexy voice thou!
Ilmaricinema LOL YES!
Open sesame street.
It's Crispin Freeman aka Itachi, so of course it's sexy
Integra : Walter be honest with me what are we looking at in trems of collateral
Walter : well... the alucard amount
I just love the fact that they could've simply shot at alucard to slow him down as the lift goes down but they were so shit scared they didn't.
His first day there, he asks the guy at the desk "Yes, do you have housekeeping? I'd like to place an order for 17,000 rounds of ammo... no reason"
Abridged Integra: *Actually worried about the collateral damage of Alucard's rampage.*
Regular Integra: "Kill them all."
the room service mustve been terrible
Pardon? That WAS his room service.
theguywhoannoysme Omg that made me laugh so hard just now xD
Good thing he can cancel it now.
I Have never seen Hellsing (do tell me where I can find it) But Alucard instantly became one of my favourite characters of all time.
A badass vampire, who only glitters red with blood, and occasional power of some unholy underworld. (And that gunplay, tho)
it's not on Netflix, but you can easily find it if you sift through google for a minute or 2 to find a good web host. AND IT IS SO WORTH THE WATCH.
all 10 episodes of the Hellsing Ultimate dub are here on youtube,
Tycho_ ugh...there's also Alucard from Castlevania
I think I found him along on TH-cam looking through videos
I like how they have to stop for a second to see what's he's doing.
As if going to a different floor would have saved them anyhow
This is without a doubt my favorite scene out of the first four OVAs. Alucard's intimidating presence when he walks in the middle of those solders. Him shooting those soldiers, Him using his hypnosis against that soldier, him opening the elevator with his guns and saying "Open Sesame". Him entering the elevator (I felt the fear!) and shooting everyone. Him exiting the elevator. Bad-ass all around.
Open sesame, something that only work for alucard!!!!
Okay, (1:58) either the elevator’s interior walls are bulletproof, or the animators forgot to/didn’t animate the shots going through the elevator walls.
Given how expensive that ammo is, you'd think he wouldn't waste it so readily on the none-vampires.
That walk just screams "Somebody, PLEASE try something and make my day."
i showed this to a vampire fan and they got pissed off and scared.
Does said person dislike Twilight xD
@@anonnimoose7987 Very likely.
Twilight was crap, this shit is great.
greeting i'm from the health insurance company. i'm sorry to inform you that we cannot cover such collateral damage. it's over 9000. have a nice day
"Hey guys, how's your health plan?"
*Everyone starts shooting*
"APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!"
Let's be honest, we've all had an awkward hotel check out like this
"So, what happened to the last one?"
"Wussed out, like a bitch!"
Alucard: and I killed all but one of them
Ingetra: what happened to the last one
Alucard: Pussed out like a bitch!
"Hey guys hows your health plan?" *shots* "Apparently its great!"
Okay but the “open sesame” had me rolling. 😂🤣
"open sesame" is probably the hardest shit ive seen him do so far
I love how he waits. He could easily kill them all, literally his orders. But where's the fun in just instantly slaughtering them? Let them *try*
1:04 "You love pushing the open doors button repeatedly"
I think Alucard mind controlled him to get sexual dopamine rushes every time he pushed the button.
It’s amazing what people do just after surviving a horrific situation. Some people listen to music. Some breath deeply and clear their thoughts. And others like buttons.....
-Walter, be honest with me. What are we looking at in terms of collateral?
-Well.....the Alucard amount.
*impales SWAT team while crowd freaks out*
@@sarahtelkamp4345 I heard you know how to make an entrance. If I had know you were going to do all this, I'd have hung some Union Jacks for you.
@@neoforrester4401 Hold on...did you put all this on for me? Who are you?
@@sarahtelkamp4345 I am Tubalcain Alhambra or The Dandy Man.
I may or may not have fed a lie to the local _policia_ that, in return for your capture, I would give them immortality.
@@neoforrester4401 And they fuckin' bought that?
OPEN SESAME
.....biatch. (sorry, I felt that was needed XD)
Well your worthless you was not needed stop doing pathetic shit
That elevator ride is so much "I'm not stuck in here with you..."
Did anyone else get turned on by his voice or his badassness? Dayum, I love Alucard!
All of us can agree that the English dub and the Japanese dub of this OVA are equally magnificent, but we should always let it be known that The teamfourstar version is absolutely a dub, not a parody.
Straight up their own storyline tbh
Damn, room service must've been shit.
Hey guys hows your health plan? *They start shooting* APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!!!
You only qualify as a badass if you reload AFTER firing more bullets than your magazines can hold
I unironically love how no one is disputing that he is checking out from the hotel
They need a better health plan...
yup one that include an old dungeon and dragons 3rd ed spell...its called true ressurection :D
Well no government force can afford the Alucard plan
"And I killed all but one of them."
"What happened to the last one?"
😨🔫 *BANG*
"Pussed out like a bitch."
Imagine his speech as he goes down the elevator...
I am never coming back to this hotel again. BANG. The room service was abysmal. SNAP. The staff are incompetent. CRUNCH. It cost's way too much. SLAM. And I didn't get an ounce of privacy or relaxation. AHHHHH!
See if I come back here again. WHAM.
Jacob Kolb
And don't even fucking get me started in the elevator music.
Did you just copy this from the older comment?
@@tilaNmanx Yep, he did indeed copy said comment.
I bet those guns got like infinity enchantments, cuz the dudes really be zero reloading.
I prefer "hey guys how's your health plan!?" "APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!"
0:16 Alucard "hey guys how's you'r health plan" 0:28 "apparently it's great!"
Bottomless clips must be Hellsing's true secret weapon.
+Alex im pretty sure i saw him reload
+Shanee Bahera Only to look cool, he doesn't really need to
ExistentialOcto yes he does alucard is actually shown running out of ammo the clips are unusually large in the millions i thinks but they do run out
Shanee Bahera Well, it is stated that one gun holds 16 rounds and the other 8, but I think the animation studio decided that Alucard reloading every few shots would be less fun to watch than Alucard mowing down dozens of guys without so much as a pause.
ExistentialOcto in volume one in the manga at the back it states that the gun can hold millions but it was in a joking manner though
1:15 when the online class is ending and one of your friends asks teacher for homework...
The elevator scene is basically "Before we start, does anyone want to get out?"
you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave
The sounds of his guns firing are like literal handcannons
That’s basically what they are.
Hey, guys, how's your health plan? (shot up) APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!
"GET ON YOUR KNEES!"
"I'M NOT YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!"
The fact this is 12years ago and the art style looks so good
"open sesame" the way that was delivered makes it memorable
He was just going on one of his enthusiastic walks
1:35......damn that was COLD.
"Hey guys, how is your health care plan?"
It is a Brazilian police special forces unit that only uses pm12 submachine guns and does not use Madsen machine guns, Browning m1919 machine guns, or FN-FAL rifles. The Hellsing cartoonist may have thought that the Brazilian police did not use machine guns.
I like how both of Alucard's guns look like Dante's guns. Ebony & Ivory
Silver lining? He can cancel his room service!
*while eating* You've been really quiet for, like, 15 minutes now. Oh, I know why you're angry! It's because I went to Brazil, isn't it?
Ah Hellsing abridged, the only parody dub that i know of that is just as good, if not better than the original, while still having the same feel as what it is parodying. Oh, and BITCHES LOVE CANNONS