Dont even know why i bother to watch or comment on your stuff. The one thing that matters to me you stopped doing... As long as I have a $10,000 brick cuz bosch is an a hole. I will hate them and anyone who supports their unethical behavior. As far as I am concerned you are a sell out... Screw Bosch and screw you for supporting their anti consumerism.
It’s a main company that produces running gear for bikes but also aftermarket upgrade parts, they test thier parts in all sorts of ways don’t be too sad, they were born to die lol
@@Aka.Aka. they are trying to compete with Japanese luxury who uses cheaper parts from their mainline brands. There are no Honda, Toyota, or Nissan to supply the German brands.
Meanwhile all my friends riding SRAM go click click Tink Tink clunk clunk, while I shift my Shimano and no one even hears me change my gears. Hey that rhymes!
Since 1993, the Shimano XTR shifting feeling was the Non plus ultra! Every Gear was a clearly noticeable, but gentle loud " Click", and you were shifting smooth through your complete Cassette! Well, and with the gear range of 3 x 8 or 9, almonst every customer could ride up and down a mountain, without an E-Motor. Nowadays, SRAM shifting is rough, hard rastering, almost archaic, and all the hobby riders who are not as sporty spicy as a Pro, can't afford or achieve even the lowest summit of garbage mountain, with the fancy 1 x 12😜😁😁😁😁 At least, some electrical motor is pushing the derailleur with the chain against the Cassette ( some call it " shifting") and the newest shiting group, you don't have any option, to adjust it, or what were this adjusting screws for😁😁😁❓
This is how (mostly German) companies are testing their high quality products using robots doing programmed motions and than I got some "time-traveller" customers who are able to make their bikes look yearly older monthly. 😅
That's because the robot is doing a controlled motion which it's been designed for and the bike has been adequately prepared for through this trial and error method. However it doesn't account for customers who will not do motions perfectly they won't whack a certain part with a certain amount of force they won't push it in or down exactly right. As such the designed points Wear out and soon the bike is just a regular bike with scratches to hell and back
what? german companies? this is product testing 101. Any product released has to undergo tests like this to pass local legislation, its part of how they receive there CE mark. When working at ICI we would have thousands of products being tested, Kodak printers printing 24/7 in hot and cold conditions simulated in chambers, they did this to failure. Heck, we used to drop test packaging from 3 meters high. There is nothing strange about these stress tests.
Any song containing the word “ship” is a hit across eastern Canada. A couple beers and and mention of an old boat will get a whole town clapping stomping and singing.
Because they are tested under ideal conditions and not combined with som genius powerwashing there bike every ride with a deathray of 10000 bar presureized water…
I have seen this, yes. Industry standard for design validation in development process. All you buy from a good brand has been tested to specific standards.
In Russia you don't eat SRAM, SRAM eats you! On the real tho, that eTap blows the pants off non electrics. I've seen it's shifting vs campagnolo and campy is behind. With SRAM being wireless, everything is now behind. I would like to see a shared battery for the derailleurs and dropper, then another for the cockpit. Preferably with USB-C charging. Imagine a future where e-drivetrains are so ubiquitous that manufacturers start giving us integrated/removable packs. Even able to tap our bike lights into the system!
I buy the new phone because the manufacturer stopped supplying updates to my old phone so Google maps gets glitchy and unreliable. I buy the new bike because I don't have an old one that works as I would like. Or because the bike I do own is not suited for 200+ miles a week because it's a mtb. Cool shanty though!
Yeah yeah, that's cool and whatever, but now add some dirt with sand and splashes of dirty water while hitting it under different angles. Then, maybe, you will get something close to realistic result
friend of our uncle viewed a movie as many times, 'why so many times!', 'she bathes under a tank, a train arrives', at least the train arrive late one time, I thought', the movie's got to be '100 rifles' with Raquel Welch,
It's called quality dumped test, it electronics called quality burned test, and another said MTBF (means time between failure) in testing for strength, solid substance and sharp in shape .....
у моего отца был велосипед газ чего мы на него только не грузили и не разу ни чего не ломалось.мы один раз два бортика везли сами ехать не могли везли рядом.а сейчас цепи меняют каждый год.
If they want some durability testing done they can give 1 to my 11 yr old that has gotten addicted to trail riding...now my old ass can barely keep up.
No sabía que le hacían text de durabilidad eso es muy satisfactorio saber porque aveces cuando voy por el aire en mi bici pienso en que mi frame se pueda partir 😊😊😊😊
Das ist ein grober Haltbarkeitstest, aber nicht mit dem Alltag vergleichbar da hier alles sauber ist bei gleichbleibender Raumtemperatur. ❄️❄️ Kälte, Sand, Eis u. Schneekristalle, sowie Salzwasser verschleißen die Teile extrem schnell !
Thanks to Branchy for the metronome 😂 branchyprotection.com
7😊
😮 wow
Вел изобрели лет 200 назад! Но сколько будет жить человечество, столько и будут его усовершенствовать !
C'est quoi comme marque de vélo ?
Dont even know why i bother to watch or comment on your stuff. The one thing that matters to me you stopped doing... As long as I have a $10,000 brick cuz bosch is an a hole. I will hate them and anyone who supports their unethical behavior. As far as I am concerned you are a sell out... Screw Bosch and screw you for supporting their anti consumerism.
As someone with mechanical sympathy.
Yeah in my nightmares!
😘Y😮
Standard procedure. Every good manufacturer tortures what they design.
It's to make sure the stuff holds up in the field.
❤
It’s a main company that produces running gear for bikes but also aftermarket upgrade parts, they test thier parts in all sorts of ways don’t be too sad, they were born to die lol
@@ryonaicorp Weren't we all, though? Great... now my head is quoting Wolf's Rain. X3
*hits derailleur with 20tons of force* *gets a small scratch* German engineers: hmm ok this is a little weaker than the rest
german engineers are getting bad at cars though this past decade
@@Aka.Aka.Факт
and Magura .@@Aka.Aka.
@@Aka.Aka. they are trying to compete with Japanese luxury who uses cheaper parts from their mainline brands. There are no Honda, Toyota, or Nissan to supply the German brands.
@@Aka.Aka. right VW has like 5 timing chains with bad tensioners that last 40k miles wtf is that
Meanwhile all my friends riding SRAM go click click Tink Tink clunk clunk, while I shift my Shimano and no one even hears me change my gears. Hey that rhymes!
😂 Why do you think they push 1x so hard? Couldn’t make a front shifter worth a sheit
Since 1993, the Shimano XTR shifting feeling was the Non plus ultra!
Every Gear was a clearly noticeable, but gentle loud " Click", and you were shifting smooth through your complete Cassette!
Well, and with the gear range of 3 x 8 or 9, almonst every customer could ride up and down a mountain, without an E-Motor.
Nowadays, SRAM shifting is rough, hard rastering, almost archaic, and all the hobby riders who are not as sporty spicy as a Pro, can't afford or achieve even the lowest summit of garbage mountain, with the fancy 1 x 12😜😁😁😁😁
At least, some electrical motor is pushing the derailleur with the chain against the Cassette ( some call it " shifting") and the newest shiting group, you don't have any option, to adjust it, or what were this adjusting screws for😁😁😁❓
😂
BS
@@quattro2004 ahh poor boo boo Sram fan feelings hurt?
This is how (mostly German) companies are testing their high quality products using robots doing programmed motions and than I got some "time-traveller" customers who are able to make their bikes look yearly older monthly. 😅
That's because the robot is doing a controlled motion which it's been designed for and the bike has been adequately prepared for through this trial and error method.
However it doesn't account for customers who will not do motions perfectly they won't whack a certain part with a certain amount of force they won't push it in or down exactly right.
As such the designed points Wear out and soon the bike is just a regular bike with scratches to hell and back
Every white country has been testing things using robots for awhile now.
what? german companies? this is product testing 101. Any product released has to undergo tests like this to pass local legislation, its part of how they receive there CE mark. When working at ICI we would have thousands of products being tested, Kodak printers printing 24/7 in hot and cold conditions simulated in chambers, they did this to failure. Heck, we used to drop test packaging from 3 meters high. There is nothing strange about these stress tests.
And because my German friends do things properly 👍
yeah lmao there's only product testing and QA on Germany, sure, uhuh.
Any song containing the word “ship” is a hit across eastern Canada.
A couple beers and and mention of an old boat will get a whole town clapping stomping and singing.
❤
What is name song?
DaRude Sandstorm @@Xan_xrave
@@TokenTombstone 🤬
Not the result you were looking for? lol
try 'wellerman' longest johns @@Xan_xrave
So why doesn’t it work after a few seasons sitting in a garage 😅
Right maintenance. It is not a householdtool.
Because it's been tested like that and worn out lol
@@666marqthey they don't use them parts after testing though
@@marcfavell really? so they're selling untested parts, too bad.
Because they are tested under ideal conditions and not combined with som genius powerwashing there bike every ride with a deathray of 10000 bar presureized water…
Bike slapping machine
You rang?
I have seen this, yes. Industry standard for design validation in development process. All you buy from a good brand has been tested to specific standards.
Oh yes oh yes sir indeed
Yeah, crap is gonna last you until shortly after the first rain.
SRAM... takes a beating and keeps not shifting :o
Lmfaooo😂
Wrong.
Works well even in Siberia, in winter..)
Even -20 degrees (Celsius)
Mechanical SRAM Rival 1, and electronic SRAM GX AXS.
In Russia you don't eat SRAM, SRAM eats you!
On the real tho, that eTap blows the pants off non electrics. I've seen it's shifting vs campagnolo and campy is behind.
With SRAM being wireless, everything is now behind. I would like to see a shared battery for the derailleurs and dropper, then another for the cockpit. Preferably with USB-C charging.
Imagine a future where e-drivetrains are so ubiquitous that manufacturers start giving us integrated/removable packs. Even able to tap our bike lights into the system!
Высчитывают толщину металла, чтобы отказало точно по истечению гарантии.
يدفعون اموالهم لهذه الدراسات 😂😂😂
ههههههههههههه
yo quisiera una bicicleta así pero con mi sueldo creo nunca la tendre
So what instrument do you play?
The Rear Derailleur.
Fresh_+
I can diddle the chain ring until it sings like a banjo!
People buy phone for the camera....now you buy bicycle for the song...
I buy the new phone because the manufacturer stopped supplying updates to my old phone so Google maps gets glitchy and unreliable.
I buy the new bike because I don't have an old one that works as I would like. Or because the bike I do own is not suited for 200+ miles a week because it's a mtb.
Cool shanty though!
Yeah yeah, that's cool and whatever, but now add some dirt with sand and splashes of dirty water while hitting it under different angles. Then, maybe, you will get something close to realistic result
This must’ve taken like 12 hours to edit 😂
Well done!
Nice tempo. In the meantime, Shimano's Torture Squad is making similar sounds but with an endless death metal tune.
I like this , great art! You are artist!
Жду полный выпуск этого клипа. 😂
Настоящий профессиональный подход!
What is the name of the rear derailleur protection shown in the video?
Money 💵😂😂😂😂😂
@@No_ReGretzky99 ?
When you finish your Peanut Butter, take the lid, shape it a bit and zip tie it to the frame... bam... you've made your own.
@@galaxiedance3135 heh
The Derailleur protector 😂 sorry
Сначало продают, а потом проверяют😂
Yo les hago el favor de probar la calidad en campo !!!😅😅
I can still tell a SRAM testing lab when I see one after being out of the bike tech scene for 10 years 😂
I watched it 16 times
I already lost count, this shanty is very catchy. And I guess it's by design
Lol... I hated the song. To each their own I guess
friend of our uncle viewed a movie as many times, 'why so many times!', 'she bathes under a tank, a train arrives', at least the train arrive late one time, I thought', the movie's got to be '100 rifles' with Raquel Welch,
Love the song. Perfect for testing. Love bike gear!!! 😃
Looks more like a yo-ho, yo-ho kind of thing to me.
The old Disney version, not the new one for the namby alpha generation.
A:Whats your job?
Sram: smackin expensive things
Yeh, none of this happens in the E13 factory. 💩
Netflix: Are You still watching?
Cancel my subscription
Nevermind, too late...
No wonder why when you get a bike the gears aint setup properly 😂
no
exactly
It's called quality dumped test, it electronics called quality burned test, and another said MTBF (means time between failure) in testing for strength, solid substance and sharp in shape .....
Waiting for an album
SRAM got inspired by Ikea chair puncher 💀
So this is where samsung got it's inspiration from on battery testing after the TSA banned the note 7 from air travel!
Music teacher: what instrument do you play?
Me: bike
Probably the most important stage of manufacturing
POV when manufacturing: .......
POV after purchasing: My gear assembly came out after a feature fell on top of it.
Моего родича наймите. Сломает в раз. Я 6 лет ездил на своём, всё нормально. У него руль за день открутился.
Awsome!😂
Where can I get the derailleur protector?
make it from parts at home depot
This derailleur is actually the strongest on market
@@lostcrimin4lgaming748no, is not that one
Enough TH-cam for today and It is the First Video after ma sleep 😂😂
Make one to Protect sideways impact.
у моего отца был велосипед газ чего мы на него только не грузили и не разу ни чего не ломалось.мы один раз два бортика везли сами ехать не могли везли рядом.а сейчас цепи меняют каждый год.
Alright men. we Shall sail the seas to the distant lands drink whisky and fix bikes of all size and types. 👲🏽 AY CAPTAIN.
That was a great shanty
No way SRAM got amongst this class tune 😂
Ever seen someone set random shorts to this music...? ALL THE TIME!
Опыты в грязи надо проводить, а нажиматья и плохая будит
This is genius😂😂😂
Derailee guard that is so smart, I need it
Sram is the Nokia of Cycling groupsets hahahaha
Lo más impactante es el golpe al desviador y qué éste no se estropee !!!!
🇲🇽🚴🚑
Branchy is the company? Model of this bike??
So cool😂😂 not expected
No but awesome💪
I can guarantee that derailleur guard would stand no chance against my riding style😂
Yes, I’m IKEA for some sofa 😇
What ever happened to riding a bike. 😂.
JK beautiful set up.
The derailer guard is smart ngl
😂😂😂😂
No wonder mountain bike shit breaks all the time. They're making music instead of testing this shit.
Why it reminds me of that huge marbles musical instrument? Lmao
All these tests, and in the end, the first fall, the bike and the parts break😅😅
Saw this in Ikea, testing their furniture
Bro my tourney would die from 3 hits
Your whole tournament?
Bravo decki,top
Di je vandam..?
still not a 15 year old school boy in a rush ,, thats testing a bike to its limits.
Review the bike pls 😊
No, never seen bike, like the shanty song..
If they want some durability testing done they can give 1 to my 11 yr old that has gotten addicted to trail riding...now my old ass can barely keep up.
Where is Shimano🤣🤣🤣
Bike name ?
This is how SRAM tests their shifters
Yes I have ,,, GMBN TECH show, big fan
I wanna see this on the Shimano Tourney 😂😭😭
You need a drummer bro dude let's do it 😂
Watching this makes me want a new bike.
Excellent this video and mountain bike😢😮😅😊
No, this is another level.
No sabía que le hacían text de durabilidad eso es muy satisfactorio saber porque aveces cuando voy por el aire en mi bici pienso en que mi frame se pueda partir 😊😊😊😊
When people say “why pay that much for a bike?”….thats why!
C’est pas une raison valable de mettre les vélos à 10000€
MTB needs to be tough like BMX
The best publicity 😊
Control de calidad ❤
ВЫСШЕЕ ТЕХНИЧЕСКОЕ КАЧЕСТВО, БОЖЕ КАК ЖЕ Я ХОЧУ ТАКОЙ ❤
I should be a product tester, I have an uncanny ability to break pretty much everything.
That’s how all American 🇺🇸 manufacturers used to work, now only made in china 🇨🇳 😢
Widać, że Sram produkuje maszyny do testowania maszyn do testowania.
Das ist ein grober Haltbarkeitstest, aber nicht mit dem Alltag vergleichbar da hier alles sauber ist bei gleichbleibender Raumtemperatur. ❄️❄️ Kälte, Sand, Eis u. Schneekristalle, sowie Salzwasser verschleißen die Teile extrem schnell !
@@josefgfrerer9567 Słuszne spostrzeżenie.
That's why we can distinguish the Chinese and European products 😅
Har har mahadev
Jai shree ram
Jai mata di
Jai shree krishna
Jai shree mahakal
Jai shree Ganesh
Jai shree kartikey
Jai shree Hanuman
Jai shree Vishnu dev
Jai shree shyam
Jai shree Balaji
Jai shree Brahma dev
Jai shree kal bhairav baba ki jai
radhe radhe❤
Wow very nice 😮😮
Machine testing gave rise to the phrase - "Real world testing"......
I think Nokia made this
Soon may the Wellerman come, to bring that sugar and tea and SRAM
Man this is really pushing my buttons
Lmao bro 😂 nice touch
Hi bro
How much it is
It's available
As a Quality Engineer, Design Verication/Environmental Testing is my life!
Wow I love the colour on the bike does anyone know what it is
Kinky bike punishing toys lol
Strangely cathartic
Yes seen it but still like it
Every good company makes the Same nothing the World has Not Seen 😂