“She must be really tired to go to sleep without showering”. Boy! That hit right home! You have no idea how tired I am, I think I could sleep for 2 weeks. #JesusTakeTheWheel #WarPaintIndeed
I just wanna say that I appreciate that instead of saying things like 'you look better without makeup", that u encouraged to to what we like ,and being fine with our makeup and encouraging us to continue with it if we want. Not every guy would say that, and even though they mean well, we like it more if guy were to approach this subject like u did. Nicely done.
I'm literally 34 seconds in and this is amazing, how have I not found you before tonight??? I love this and your channel already!! Subscribed on the spot 👍🏻
Whoa, my dude! This is ridiculously cute! >:o I think the warmth and domesticity of this one is really nice. I don’t know anything about makeup, but putting the focus on such a small aspect of a daily routine is just so... gah!! Dat gentle intimacy, yo! The only thing that could have elevated this one is some additional soft sound effects, but what’s there is already p. dang good. :D Thanks, homie! (And nice, nice work, wilderword!)
I was sitting on the volume dial and I fell asleep then all i here is “MAKEUP IS LIKE YOU WAR PAINT” *literally falls off the side of my tall arse bed*
I love how I can experienced "safe place" when I hear your voice. My whole being just in peace everytime. I feel like giggling like a happy child everytime you speak
Somehow, someday, I will have $100 that I can spend on a personalized audio. I'm sending the vibes into the universe....pls....give me money, universe....I beg....
*sigh* you men don't know the horrors of wearing makeup! When doing wings with liquid eyeliner, you have to make sure it has the right angle and looks just as perfect as the next one! Mascara needs to be used with care, eyelashes must be spot on if us girls want that sultry look! AND THE FOUNDATION MUST COME FIRST! And us ladies are careful when choosing our lipstick, we need the shade that's perfect for us! Eye shadow will be hard to apply, but by God, we won't give up until it's PERFECT! Well? Why aren't you writing this down?!
Hey, here i am 2 years late. I just wanted to say that it is the first audio that i listen about boyfriend/makeup and i think you are the only one that didn't say " you look better without makeup, you don't need makeup" or whatever. I do appreciate it, thank you.
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"It doesn't gross me out, it's just makeup."
Marry.
Me.
Now.
Blaize H Right?!!
Blaize x you’re so fun
hahahahahaha
Jiminieeeee
B _ same
moood
"Makeup is like your war paint" I need somebody who actually thinks like that.
Saaaaammee
I don't even wear make up!!! Im 17!
STREAM WAR PAINT BY JONAH MARAIS
it is tho?
Sameeee
“My cell-awr water...” What did the world do to deserve someone as precious as Cardlin?
EXACTLY- dude he even has a girlfriend in real life and im like “bro shes such a lucky woman” 🥺
@@Hubbabubba_x0x he does?? omg she’s so lucky!!🥺😭
@@milosmate5279 IKR😭
@@Hubbabubba_x0x Bruh how did I not know that😢
y o u s i l l y m u f f i n omf ily
I guess you could say I'm "cardi-bare faced"
"Ice" "sea" what "U" there and it was very "punny" :'D
i hate myself for laughing
@@riversworld96 I hate myself even more for making these puns
IAmThatOneRandomGirl it’s fine. They weren’t un-bare-able. (Haha stab me)
@@riversworld96 -stAb-
"how long have you had your makeup on for?"
Me: *It's been 84 years...*
I was born with it 😅
So you were born pretty damn it I was unlucky
Cardlin: “Too tried to move, is that right?”
Pretty much me all the time😋😴
MoOd
As I read this cardlin said it
nO
I cannot reveal my true fOrM
french fren *removes makeup to reveal my giant muscularman face* oH gOd PuT iT BaCk oN
Lol
uglee this comment made me snort so hard my throat hurts
That’s a mood 😂
If the men fi d out we can shape shift they're going to tell the church!!!
Cardlin: you silly muffin
Me: AHHHHHH TOOOOOO CUUUUUUTE
Finally, a guy that understands why people wear makeup.
James Charles is quaking
Mama Kink YAS SISTER YAS
Yass sisterrr
Baile Beck HEY SISTERS
*HI SHISTARS COME TAKE A SIP OF MY PINKITY DRINKITY*
*USE CODE "JAMES" FOR 10% OFF!*
My sexual orientation is how Cardlin says baby at the beginning of this video 😍😍
spoopy nature I think that's is all of our orientations
Yes it is, it’s just, like damn, he’s damn 😍
Reporter: Whats your sexuality?
Us:Yes
I'M CHOKING RIGHT NOW-
Y’all need to chill-
"A lick of mascara, a flick of eyeliner, a stroke of lipstick"
*OOHH HONEY, if only it were that easy*
Every time he says “it’s just makeup” take a shot
i'vegotASthMaR you want people to get alcohol poisoning? 😂
jesuanayuuki 😂😂
i'vegotASthMaR yEs
I have a hangover now wow thanks
i'vegotASthMaR oml you drunk af then
"You smell.. Like you." CARDLIN DON'T LIE I SMELL LIKE BACON
this is a blessing❤
I've been born
I can’t with you🤣🤣
my dyslexic ass read this as raccoon and i was so confused hahaha
I feel bad for getting peppa pig vibes..
I smell life beef i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like *BEEEEEEEFFFFFFF*
"you silly muffin"
Im- I'm a muffin, k that's normal
“She must be really tired to go to sleep without showering”.
Boy! That hit right home!
You have no idea how tired I am, I think I could sleep for 2 weeks.
#JesusTakeTheWheel
#WarPaintIndeed
jesuanayuuki #JesusTakeTheWheel OMFG I FUCKING *W H E E Z E D*
Aphmau Saved Me you’re welcome! Hahahahaha....
Jesus: *Steals the wheels*
Yuki Haz Sweg thaTS NOT I MEANTTT
sLeEp iS fOr tHe WeAk
“ MiCelAR water”
Emily Preston MiCeLaR
0:18
“let me just put you down on our bed and...”
*casually throws me*
“there”
HEY HEY HEYYYYYY
sorry I got happy
@@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722 HEY HEY HEYYYYY
@@jayyy1077 YASSSS
Bokuto what are you doing here?
I'M GONNA TELL AKASHIIIII
Cardlin; everyones dream husband.
@꧁Midnight Elf꧂ honestly same (the entire way I'm also a bi gorl)
Nicki Tutorials is *QUAKING*
Tbh I never wear makeup so I'd be barefaced 24/7
Same...
I dont Even own makeup. #naterualbeauty
The Psychopath I don't like makeup so same
Same
Yesss
“are you joining me?”
•jumps into bathtub•
marina styles CANNONBALL
A little after 9...🤔🤔🤔
THEN WOULDN’T IT BE 9 IN THE AFTERNOON?!
CAUSE MY EYES ARE THE SIZE OF THE MOON!
Tabytha Jones omg, yes. Thx for that one. Patd whoop whoop!
You win
YO SINNERS
YOU COULD CAUSE YOU CAN SO YOU DO
Tabytha Jones OMG Y E S
"Hey, beautiful... you're pretty... iiii'm getting distracted, well..."
LOVE IT!
-gasps- Micellar water?! He knows!!!!
If a guy ever referred to my make up as “War Paint,” I’d marry him on the spot.
Having a thing for 10s and being a solid 3.5 is pretty rough.😂
Jasmine F. Im a solid 0 lmafo
I felt that in my soul omg
Know the feel. Though I'd give myself a 5 with good makeup, and a 2.5 without :'D
Pansexual Lady Door mood af
I'm a --------10 lol
*w H E E Z E*
PLEASEMARRYME
I FKIN LOVE YOUR VOICE
I'VE BEEN BINGE WATCHING ALL OF YOUR VIDEOSSSS
Vivitoria w H E E Z E should be your username 👌🏾
wHeEzEeEEEEE
It is too good 😊it should be illegal 😶
you need my inhaler ?
Same. I literally can feel his presence.
Send this to the Kardashian family
Some_Nobody_On_The_Internet #JesusTakeTheWheel
Yuki Haz Sweg When Jesus wants to take the wheel, but you just want to keep on sinning.
They need this. Bad.
Some_Nobody_On_The_Internet yEs
YAAAAASSSSS
I literally fall asleep with makeup on all the time #Relatable
SAME. And all the time, I wish I had someone to just remove my makeup for me while I wind down for bed.
Heh, I just turned my phone on and as soon as I saw the notification pop up-
* *breaks finger clicking the video* *
WORTH IT
after a long day of walking around Universal Studios for ten hours yesterday, I REALLY need this.
DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M SENSITIVE.
....About my face.
Charply H U M A N LY
You do you girl you do you
This comment kinda reminds me of Drax The Destroyer!
*"MY NIPPLES!!!"*
I just realized for anybody who hasn't seen Guardians of the Galaxy my comment probably seems so weird.
I'm sick and dying but this made me feel better because it made me laugh.
Although I'm wheezing but that's okay.
“You silly muffin”😂 I’m dying... my heart ❤️😭
XD when you actually look like "it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same.
I just wanna say that I appreciate that instead of saying things like 'you look better without makeup", that u encouraged to to what we like ,and being fine with our makeup and encouraging us to continue with it if we want. Not every guy would say that, and even though they mean well, we like it more if guy were to approach this subject like u did. Nicely done.
“it’s uh a little after 9” **looks at actual time** **is **9:26**** _incoherent screeches_
* video starts *
Cardlin: shhh baby go back to sle-
My brain automatically saying: *Go back to sleep and STARVE*
STARVE CHILD I SAID STARVE CHILD 😂
Cardlin: "you smell like... *sniffs* y-"
Me: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF
I'm literally 34 seconds in and this is amazing, how have I not found you before tonight??? I love this and your channel already!! Subscribed on the spot 👍🏻
myrikal silva
Welcome to the family!
This is exactly what I needed after school.
omg I still can't get over how you say bby! this helped me calm bit more down thank YOU!!
Whoa, my dude! This is ridiculously cute! >:o
I think the warmth and domesticity of this one is really nice. I don’t know anything about makeup, but putting the focus on such a small aspect of a daily routine is just so... gah!! Dat gentle intimacy, yo! The only thing that could have elevated this one is some additional soft sound effects, but what’s there is already p. dang good. :D
Thanks, homie! (And nice, nice work, wilderword!)
I-
I'm in love
I hate to think that he's just reading a script...it feels too real❤️
“No, no... Baby, come back here.”
I just smiled so much at this.
When he said "a little after nine" shocked me 'cause i was listening to this 11 past 9😂
*le gaaaaaaaasp* Cardlin on my birthday? No way ... Y A S .
Happy (possibly belated) birthday!! Hope it was awesome!
So the next video's gonna be called "In the shower together" or what?? ;)
Kidding xD
BellaLuna niiiccceeee
unless- 😳👀👀
"You silly muffin" Cue the blushing!
he's just like baby and I melted
Cardlin:"are you ready for your shower or are you sleepy again"
Me:Both
Cardlin:"Both??"
Me:Cut the cameras... Cut em'
I don't wear makeup cause I basically can't put it on, but this video is too pure for this world ugh I can't
Angeline L same.
"Are you joining me?"
*YES SIR*
*watches this a little after 9*
xostrawberry21 *watches this at 4am*
same
the 9 pm part
I was sitting on the volume dial and I fell asleep then all i here is “MAKEUP IS LIKE YOU WAR PAINT”
*literally falls off the side of my tall arse bed*
This is the quality content I signed up for 👏🏽
Hafsa Hussein Pewdiepie fan spotted? Niiiiiiiiicceeeee. One thing they both have in commen. Respect, whaaaaamen
I love how I can experienced "safe place" when I hear your voice. My whole being just in peace everytime. I feel like giggling like a happy child everytime you speak
So. Damn. Cute! Love you Cardy 🐻
“So? Are you joining me?”
WAHHHHHH!!❤️
Why so sweet?
Somehow, someday, I will have $100 that I can spend on a personalized audio. I'm sending the vibes into the universe....pls....give me money, universe....I beg....
"Of course I know what to do, I've seen you do it before." (Thinking in your head) "A thousand times by now."
nOT EVEN TEN SECONDS IN AND HE HITS US WITH THE _"baaby~"_ I-
"Silly Muffin."
My heart, why, why must you do this
Omg, silly muffin. I am giggling. You have probably the cutest voice ever. 😊
He was out of the room for like 10 seconds and he came back to see us passed out 😴
"what makes ur standard so high"
Like girl,i've listened cardlin audio. what did u expect?
"You silly muffin" ...I died.. like legit this is too cute
"Hey. Hi there, beautiful".
My heart is: shook.
When is there gonna be a shower together audio?!??!
(I loved this by the way!)
Savannah Ellis Omg yes
Ok so... did anyone else think of that movie "So I married an axe murderer" ? She smelled exactly like beef vegetable soup. 😂
I’ve needed this today
*sigh* you men don't know the horrors of wearing makeup! When doing wings with liquid eyeliner, you have to make sure it has the right angle and looks just as perfect as the next one! Mascara needs to be used with care, eyelashes must be spot on if us girls want that sultry look! AND THE FOUNDATION MUST COME FIRST! And us ladies are careful when choosing our lipstick, we need the shade that's perfect for us! Eye shadow will be hard to apply, but by God, we won't give up until it's PERFECT! Well? Why aren't you writing this down?!
Baka.... jk Sarang haseyooooo
And ya gotta make sure you don't get anything in your eyes.....especially the eyeliner
@@user-xh2wy2ob6g
Oh my God!! One time I accidentally got eyeliner in my eye and it was the WORST!!! my entire eye turned black for a few minutes.
@@zwinny0408 LMFAO THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME 😂😂😂
@@user-xh2wy2ob6g I felt like a demon from Supernatural!!! I'm glad it wasn't just me and my clumsy ass who did this!
I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THE TITLE MEANT HE SHAVED OR SOMETHING
"Don't move, I'll be right back"
Me: *Moves to the other side of the bed* MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
i would be doing my little *Dancy dance*
The way Cardlin giggles and sniffles and is witty and is a total emotional hunk 👣😢😢😢😢😢😢😢👅🌹🍃🌊
You are the sweetest man on Earth, oh my gawd!! 💙
When he said “hi there beautiful, god you’re pretty”. I spat out my chocolate milk ;-; IM SO SAPPY FOR THIS
I SWEAR to GOD the way he says “Baby~” KILLS MEEEE
Hey, here i am 2 years late. I just wanted to say that it is the first audio that i listen about boyfriend/makeup and i think you are the only one that didn't say " you look better without makeup, you don't need makeup" or whatever. I do appreciate it, thank you.
The way he says baby,,, UGH I love it so much >
"You silly muffin"
Why am I laughing so hard?
“ It’s a little over nine “ Boi you better give me the exact time
•removes my makeup•
*"OH GOD!!! HOW DO I PUT IT BACK ON!!!"*
Great script! 😁 enjoyed this cardlin, thank you~
5:59
"I don't want to hurt you by being too rough"
"Go back to sleep im just carrying u to bed" god help ur back sir, and oml dream husband right here
“Silly muffin” omg ☺️
the most wholesome person here right now.
We need to protect him at all cost 💕💕💕
I love this man he is so adorable I have no words
I've been off his channel for a while now but I watched this video again and i fell in love with his voice again
"my-cellar-water" omg that killed me 😂😂😂
He’s a keeper
This was so cute!!!!
nothing makes me feel more than the way cardlin says baby
We all need a cardlin
"Baby" is gonna make me CRY
As usual, this video is a lovely thing to listen to when I need a break from my day.