i had a dream that technoblade was alive and philza was sick in a hospital room but techno didn't know which room he was in and instead of calling him and asking he started going through obstacle courses opening doors, going through vents, searching everywhere you named it and it in the end when he found him he noticed that phil was wearing his "GG EZ" merch
(Disclaimer: This is just a theory and not a hate comment) Do you wonder what would happen if everyone picked the cat girlfriend? The balance of life would remain, because if you resurrect technoblade, you'd be screwing up something in the other side of the world. Reviving technoblade will not be a viable option. Like one said "The essence of life cannot be recreated once the soul is gone.", but those guys are a bunch of IDIOTS. GET TECHNOBLADE BACK WE NEED NEW GOD TO LOOK UPON
normal pig: oink pig with a crown: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD R.I.P Technoblade. We will all miss you dearly, thank you for all the great times, we all love you king
@SpaceMafia That would completely change history, i mean asking for cancer to never exist, what if in turn, you aren't born and hence you never wished it or techno was just never born.
About 1:13 , remember the moments with "If we inflict enough trauma to this child , it will give us good deals" and "Well we maybe inflicted enough trauma for it to become funny"? Well we're funny at this point
This actually the first video of this kind that I watched with a smile on my face. A sad one, but a smile nonetheless. Thank you mate, the memes are really nice. Rest in peace, you wonderful nerd.
7:21 context as probably 90% of you know techno made a hunger games video where he put characters in a hunger games simulator very funny characters, one of them was abraham lincoln, and the rest is history they held hands and had a 91% compatibility
even after 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60. years i'm gonna remember the best youtuber... Rest In Peces technoblade/Alexander/Dave... (So sorry for mine grammar)
ur grammers fine,i do that all the time with my friends also,i should start watching Techno,he sounds wayyyyyy better than Dream,even though i watch neither
I wanted to do that but ı couldnt find colours, so i found chalk-stone on the ground and I wrote *Not Even Close Baby, Technoblade Never Dies* 👑🗡️ every park that I saw.
technoblade never dies. He didnt. He acended to the relm of gods to fight. God accepted his challenge. Felt like i saw the battle last night in the thunder storm and I talked to him. Probably called me and god a nerd during it.
The meme with cancer sacrificing itself and technoblade inspiring millions of lives made me so sad and when you said let’s beat it together I cried because my grandma has stage 5 bone cancer
@@gillow1469 still worth it. I would've happily become deaf if it somehow brought him back. Many people would've chosen the same. Sadly, it doesn't work like that. He's gone but we need to keep on living
Even though this slightly cheered me up, I still am kinda upset from the incident and it’s kinda hard to move on with many reminders on my yt page. Thanks for helping my feel better though (also other people), we appreciate it! (OH AND JUST TO CONFIRM: this isn’t hate! I really enjoyed the video! Its just the moving on part. Don’t take this in badly! Have a great day everyone 😀
Have you considered incognito for a couple of weeks until the reminders are less upsetting? I'm not being sarcastic I sincerely hope you overcome all the stages of grief.
We should make it our duty to keep his memory alive forever. He was the best man alive (dying typing this) We love him and as long as we remember him, his legacy will live on (took a break here)💔 Rest In Peace, King ❤️
I had a dream where I was off to Uni, and I had said my goodbyes, but I heard a voice yell out to me "Wait!". It was Technoblade. He hugged me tightly and said "Good luck at University, Nerd." And Thats where I woke up.
I was chased by one earlier today while playing with my brothers, I explained it to my brothers, they both know who technoblade was, I practically heard my brother's heart shatter when I told him he was dead. That was my brother's first time hearing about it.
yeah ive come to accept it i still cry sometimes but now i just imagine how he's looking down on all of us like NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and is just sipping on a glass of water in a fish tank while also looking at fundy like i wonder if i can haunt him
Next thing u know, techno will be uploading videos in heaven, titling the video “stop crying, nerds.” every pig I see, it has a crown on it now…. rest easy.
Seriously, imagine seeing a video of someone dying of cancer and their sobbing father reading their final note and having the audacity to dislike the video.
I kind of hope he made yet one another video and his parents are waiting to post it in his memory one year later.. Also it would be awesome if they all gathered on Dsmp and someone logs one last Time in technos account and just make a parade or something to maybe some great tomb or his house to honor him and maybe lock the front doors with bedrock so that "he's kept in there"
So, uh, the religions you got there? Yeah, you gonna have to let them go, Techno's in charge now. Now there's really nothing to be scared of, unless you're an orphan that is.
i had a dream that technoblade was alive and philza was sick in a hospital room but techno didn't know which room he was in and instead of calling him and asking he started going through obstacle courses opening doors, going through vents, searching everywhere you named it and it in the end when he found him he noticed that phil was wearing his "GG EZ" merch
Hello fellow dreamer
LMAO WHAT
I wish I had a dream about Techno :(
It happen when you are too sad about technoblade.
WHY IS THAT FUNNY HELPP
God: doesn't have parents, making him an orphan
Technoblade: I'm about to destroy this man's whole career
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS WAY TOO UNDERRATED
God isn't an orphan, he was there since the begininng of time
This is too funny
God run
Techno: *maniacally laughs*
God and the Orphans: "Oh, sh*t." *runs quickly*
Tecno. NO MATTER HOW FAST YOU RUN I WILL ALWAYS BE ONE. STEP. CLOSER
Yep gonna kill all the orphans again and is gonna edit the future so that in school you must learn of his legacy and of course subscribe to him
Cringe. Just rest in peace, techno.
@SaneOffCoffee 𝙎𝙃𝙐𝙏 𝙐𝙋
@SaneOffCoffee *how about you stop copy and pasting your messages*
I just realize that Technoblade is probably getting a round two on torturing orphans in heaven and hell
Adding "Technoblade never dies" is the singularly best decision Mojang has made in an incredibly long time
Between a cat girlfriend and Technoblade, I would choose Technoblade, even if he called me a nerd every three seconds because TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!
U and millions of others *including me*
Ez answer fuck love I want happiness
(Disclaimer: This is just a theory and not a hate comment)
Do you wonder what would happen if everyone picked the cat girlfriend? The balance of life would remain, because if you resurrect technoblade, you'd be screwing up something in the other side of the world. Reviving technoblade will not be a viable option.
Like one said "The essence of life cannot be recreated once the soul is gone.", but those guys are a bunch of IDIOTS. GET TECHNOBLADE BACK WE NEED NEW GOD TO LOOK UPON
Ha another one that chooses the same thing as me
Don’t we all?
One day techno will come back and post a video called “I have beaten god”
that's kinda messed up
If he could come back, he'd definitely post something like that
@-◇_that one friend_☆-•10 years ago XDDDDDD
Sir/Ma'am, I want you to know that your reply is COMEDY GOLD 🤣👍
@SaneOffCoffee Well that's a lie, he was a legend and nobody knows who you even are
As I expected there will be a war down here :/ just spam o7 bois
normal pig: oink
pig with a crown: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
R.I.P Technoblade. We will all miss you dearly, thank you for all the great times, we all love you king
@Emma-Jayne Cummings-Gribbin b-blood?
I want Minecraft to add a new name tag thing for Techno...
I also won't be killing a Minecraft pig again
@SaneOffCoffee at?
@SaneOffCoffee cap ur 100% worse
@@mcaroacegirl7476 there is a texture pack or something you can add that when you name a pig technoblade it will the pig his crown
if i met a genie i would wish to bring back techno. may you rest in piece
I would wish cancer never existed. Then this trauma wouldn't happen
Bro bring a dead person back to life is one of the wishes that you can’t do
@SpaceMafia I mean true but still
@SpaceMafia That would completely change history, i mean asking for cancer to never exist, what if in turn, you aren't born and hence you never wished it or techno was just never born.
@@juicebox01 its to f*cking late for me to process this but yea your probably right
Rest in peace Techno, you will be missed… Thanks for everything.
Technoblade’s skin is literally so popular it rivals Steve and Alex, the two ORIGINAL skins. That’s awesome!
And he’s beaten Dream….. AGAIN!
@@inf1nity_yt Even Dream knows when to admit defeat, and kneel down to the legend.
Who TF is Alex and Steve 😂
About 1:13 , remember the moments with
"If we inflict enough trauma to this child , it will give us good deals" and "Well we maybe inflicted enough trauma for it to become funny"?
Well we're funny at this point
At technoblade's last vid, I never watched the whole thing, never ever. So I never realize what's going on. When I found out, I'm moving to Mars
@@Anonymous67 well good job , but you will never be funny. _You do not have enough trauma points to unlock this skill_
Shut up Im beating btd 6 with 3 very bad towers
I'll definitely choose technoblade instead of the cat gf man. RIP Legend
everyone
chosing gf would be so fucking selfish
@@mechanicer3105 people who chose gf are NERDS
I would do that too 🥲
Technoblade gets Rickrolled
This actually the first video of this kind that I watched with a smile on my face. A sad one, but a smile nonetheless. Thank you mate, the memes are really nice.
Rest in peace, you wonderful nerd.
POV
All of us when we see this comment: 🥲
@SaneOffCoffee no technoblade better than u
@SaneOffCoffee no ur a five year old
@SaneOffCoffee *im getting sick of you*
@SaneOffCoffee LAUNGUAGE **Throws chair at face**
7:21 context
as probably 90% of you know
techno made a hunger games video where he put characters in a hunger games simulator
very funny characters, one of them was abraham lincoln, and the rest is history
they held hands and had a 91% compatibility
I remember that very vividly
I need a link! I wanna see this!
even after 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60. years i'm gonna remember the best youtuber... Rest In Peces technoblade/Alexander/Dave...
(So sorry for mine grammar)
ur grammers fine,i do that all the time with my friends
also,i should start watching Techno,he sounds wayyyyyy better than Dream,even though i watch neither
@@artimator4714 it's a Lil to late for that. But go ahead
@@artimator4714 they both are good
@SaneOffCoffee Ok bot who literally has less subs than him and doesn't even post REAL videos
@SaneOffCoffee you don't even upload videos LMFAO 🤣
the fact that now god and techno would spent eternity fighting is just weird to think because god cant die and Technoblade Never Dies!!!
That’s messed up
To quote techno 2 “ I mean, how hard could it be!”
GOD DOESN'T NEED TO DIE, TECHNO WILL NETRUELIZE HIM
God will die because of techno
@@vyronemmanouil1202 no? God will step away from the throne to let technoblade take his spot
“Legends say that techno is still out there slaughtering orphans in heaven”
@Mimii yup
Then he'd be in Hell.
Well he did want God to hesitate when he would be sent to hell
Why do I have to keep saying that Tecno is an atheist and even said that he was going to hell cause he knows it
2:06 let's go baby! suck it dream!
"Probably yelling 'NEEERRRDDDD'"
I can imagine him saying that, I'll think of that when I'm sad
Rip technoblade you will be missed dearly
That's the truth. But if you think about it... you have to fall to rise. Especially If you want to fight God in a 1v1
@@m.cpokegirl8941 I hope he streams it tho, so we chat Ls in the chat.
@@Yaj_22 Lol yeah. Or, we could be supportive at the same time so we get "First try part 2"
TH-cam made it so that way the word "Technoblade" is underlined in red
f
2:31 I'm a Filipino and I never knew that :) looks like they're doing a great job
Same
SAAAMMMEEE
I wanted to do that but ı couldnt find colours, so i found chalk-stone on the ground and I wrote
*Not Even Close Baby, Technoblade Never Dies* 👑🗡️
every park that I saw.
@@bakiciciteye_7702 nice
Bro same-
It is a tradition to come back and watch this every now and then.
RIP Tecno we will never forget our legend
yeah we need a petition so that the next generation must learn about him school i bet we would all have an A+ in that class
Virgin lmao
2:01 Techno beating Dream from beyond the grave lmao
technoblade never dies.
He didnt. He acended to the relm of gods to fight. God accepted his challenge.
Felt like i saw the battle last night in the thunder storm and I talked to him. Probably called me and god a nerd during it.
The meme with cancer sacrificing itself and technoblade inspiring millions of lives made me so sad and when you said let’s beat it together I cried because my grandma has stage 5 bone cancer
I don’t know if you believe in Christ but I want you to know I’ll keep your grandma in my prayers🙏
Oh, darling, I am so sorry. I hope she recovers quickly.
I'll pray for your grandma man, hope she get better
You have my support m8
Techno, I wouldn’t care if he called me a nerd every 3 seconds
its funny for a while but after an hour you're gonna wish you were deaf
@@gillow1469 ik so nah
@@gillow1469 still worth it. I would've happily become deaf if it somehow brought him back. Many people would've chosen the same. Sadly, it doesn't work like that. He's gone but we need to keep on living
I mean, it's true, I am a nerd. Maybe. Idk and idc, bring him back
Technoblades birthday should be called Alex day, and everyone has to watch Technoblade all day
Yes
I love the one how it's like
"Can someone tell techno to calm down up there??!"
And it's thunder and lightning all week!😄🤣
so that's why it's raining so much. Gods crying
4:17 *Kirby find's your sin unforgivable*
0:15 relax bro the people disliked be cause they hated the fact that technoblade died.
And bots don’t forget the dislike bots.
@Jack Raiden it's not removed on PC/laptop
@@stromegy5792 uhh, yes it is
Yoo Fluffy Boiii! Ralsei
4:09 I died when he said Anti-Christ instead of anarchist
0:48 2. For sure but I always wanted a technoblade call me nerd
Even though this slightly cheered me up, I still am kinda upset from the incident and it’s kinda hard to move on with many reminders on my yt page. Thanks for helping my feel better though (also other people), we appreciate it! (OH AND JUST TO CONFIRM: this isn’t hate! I really enjoyed the video! Its just the moving on part. Don’t take this in badly! Have a great day everyone 😀
Techno seeing your comment in heaven: "NEEEEEEEERD"
Have you considered incognito for a couple of weeks until the reminders are less upsetting? I'm not being sarcastic I sincerely hope you overcome all the stages of grief.
4:23 *so you have chosen death*
1:45 sounds like something techno would say
3:11 NO ONE ELSE WAS IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED HEHEHE
We should make it our duty to keep his memory alive forever. He was the best man alive (dying typing this)
We love him and as long as we remember him, his legacy will live on (took a break here)💔
Rest In Peace, King ❤️
he was the most humble and funny person ever have you seen what connereatspants said about techno giving his little brother a signed youtoos for x-mas
Yes
"pfft couldn't even make it to stage 5 NERD"
This is forever how I'm going to try and make myself smile after crying at this
9:25 me: where is my shotgun.
Blood for the blood god technoblade never dies
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Saw a lot of these on his subreddit. Find them all funny being compiled like this lol
8:05 nah man you gotta aim for the balls it does instant kill + 420 damage and adds 69 to orphan kill streak
My head canon will always will ve that techno still uploads content in heaven and we can only see it all after we get on his level
0:23 It Is True His Name Is Alex
2:26 seeing this is a filipino makes memso happy
3:49 bout to drop kick those orphans again and god at the same time. :)
0:28 this is so good that it must be true
i just saw this now on my recommended
i’m not tearing up you are
I had a dream where I was off to Uni, and I had said my goodbyes, but I heard a voice yell out to me "Wait!". It was Technoblade. He hugged me tightly and said "Good luck at University, Nerd." And Thats where I woke up.
Bro, techno blade visited you in your dreams
@@chaoticglitched I cried when I woke up because it wasn't real.
at least we can make memes.
rip techno, have fun againset god, hope you win
i don't believe in god but just watch out for anyone that gets offended,
0:13 how tf does he sees dislike number
Chrome extension I think
@@ryantibbittsva7081 i think its accually not on youtube
8:19 philza and us will remember techno every time a baby zombie appears on his streams
I was chased by one earlier today while playing with my brothers, I explained it to my brothers, they both know who technoblade was, I practically heard my brother's heart shatter when I told him he was dead. That was my brother's first time hearing about it.
From scratch to a youtuber to a lost legend. R.I.P technoblade 🤚😔
People: Technoblade has died…
Me: Alex died, but Techoblade never dies!
Gosh I miss Technoblade already 😔😔😔 It's like 1 am here and I'm still wide awake crying.
yeah ive come to accept it i still cry sometimes but now i just imagine how he's looking down on all of us like NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and is just sipping on a glass of water in a fish tank while also looking at fundy like i wonder if i can haunt him
“Doctor I dropped kicked that child in self-defence” -Technoblade
Officer.
And the funniest thing about this quote is that by "that child" he meant Tommy, lol
Officer, I drop kicked God in self-defence. YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME
His e-chest contents are not lost.
He planned it to have everything he needs for his fight against God
@SaneOffCoffee Pathetic.
You think you're better than the Blade?
@SaneOffCoffee you have either been lied to or are a crime against nature also do you have 14 mil subs? I didn’t think so
@@cassidybrookz7815 i reported them
@@cassidybrookz7815 so no need to worry
11:12
BRO ITS LITERALLY RAINING AND THUNDER 24/7 HERE!!!
Same at Georgia
Half of me want to yell at you and the other half of me is wanting to yell thank you for making this
Even if technoblade calls me a nerd every 3 secs I will still choose that
I would start introducing myself as a nerd if that happened. I would introduce myself that way with pride
Keep up the good work bro
Almost at 100k 😄😄😄😄😄😄
5:50 : - god bridges around god then fireballs him off the map
God: OH HELL NAHHHHHH
TechnoBlade: Hello, I will become god now
Angels: WE AIN'T MESSIN WITH HIM
TechnoBlade: But I still won't spare you
Preston: 1%
Dream: 1%
DanTDM: 2%
MrBeast: 1%
Techno: 96%
Wait... That’s illegal.
6:09 I am a girl but i fell like a man .
Fly high king you will be missed techno
Yes
6:18 technoblade when baby zombie with full golden armor is chaising philza
I saw a cloud that looked like Technoblade. I thought I heard Technoblade Never Dies.
Now thats wholesome their drawings are also good too 2:32
2:32 hey why did they draw dream (discord mod looking guy) next to technoblade.
Get him at least 15 feet (4.572 meters) away from technoblade.
1:38 even videos that has NOTHING TO DO WITH TECHNOBLADE people still spam "rip techno"
8:12 That was what happened on the finale stream...
2:48 the percentage adds up to 101% lol
Bro technoblade is still fighting god holy
couldn't even reach stage 5 L's in the chat
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0:44 I take the one with Technoblade's skin on it, yes I am sure
0:30 the probably is because technoblade might be looking up at you😂 because of the orphans
*Technoblade in 10 years* : "So i speedran beating life and death"
Getting called a nerd by technoblade is a goddamn honor
it’s been 2 weeks and techno earned 4 mil subs in that time
0:36 techno
10:45 *Acshually itsh “drop kicked”*
Ok.i will remember he is probably screaming NEEEERD!!!!im happy now:)
Next thing u know, techno will be uploading videos in heaven, titling the video “stop crying, nerds.”
every pig I see, it has a crown on it now…. rest easy.
6:05 there's my meme lol
R.I.P Technoblade
1:50 i did not know techno Was macedonian
10:38 invsee plugin: Am I a joke to you?
I wish technoblade called me a nerd every nanosecond.
If I could choose who I’d die from, it would be Technoblade
4:03 BRUHHHHHHH THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME PROUD
All we need to do to revive techno is Philza to get close to a baby zombie with no armor and no weapon’s
Yesss
Philza watch outtt!!!
i choose technoblade to come back even if he calls me a nerd just a small price to pay
Seriously, imagine seeing a video of someone dying of cancer and their sobbing father reading their final note and having the audacity to dislike the video.
This is probably what Techno would have wanted. Thank you
I kind of hope he made yet one another video and his parents are waiting to post it in his memory one year later..
Also it would be awesome if they all gathered on Dsmp and someone logs one last Time in technos account and just make a parade or something to maybe some great tomb or his house to honor him and maybe lock the front doors with bedrock so that "he's kept in there"
So, uh, the religions you got there? Yeah, you gonna have to let them go, Techno's in charge now.
Now there's really nothing to be scared of, unless you're an orphan that is.
10:10 Let me join that fight
Child:dad why is my name technoblade
Dad: because technoblade is the name of a god..
R.I.P Technoblade great video