Walter's Wife is Aging Like Milk - Jeff Dunham
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0:15 Walter: "She's aging like milk!!!" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
As a comedian, it's not easy coming up with new material. But Walter still has it!
That's not Walter. That's Joe Biden.
Walter's the embodiment of boomer humor.
Are you kidding me....
The last several years have been easy picking Political corruption & woke-ness material everywhere!
@@donaldduke2233 No, if that's Biden, he'd be wanting to nuke Russia.
I love how Jeff can look embarrassed by the things Walter says🤣🤣
He’s been doing this ever since he was 8 and 50 years later he’s never looked back
And laughs at the characters jokes 😂
Hes just adorable when he does that. You can feel the ornery just flowing! 🤣🤣🤣
We all want to meet Walter's wife!! 😅🤣
That’s because he never knows what he is going to say
Jeff is on another level. I still think they're two people on stage. It's just nuts!!
As far as ventriloquist comedians Jeff I think is the best.
@@scootover7 I totally agree with you
You mean there isn't two on stage?
@gleen nope
ME TOO, I THINK THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE ON THE STAGE
Jeff Dunham is at a level above the average " ventriloquist ". A lot of them stand at the mic and speak into it while trying to minimize lip movements. Jeff doesn't need a mic. He knows how to ' throw ' his voice into his characters and it looks like they're actually the ones doing the talking. BRILLIANT !
Can’t you just watch the video and not type out a well thought out fucking essay?
@@robertjebediahfreeman What’s your problem? Geez.
@michaelcesco2970, if I remember right, he started doing Ventriloquism when he was eight.
I'm amazed at Jeff Dunham's talent. Just creating Walter was genius.
No Walter is the puppeteer Jeff is the dummy according to his brain
Yeah, we’ve all known someone like Walter in our lives.
@@Morningstar91939 soo true my dude
Walter resembles #45 without the "Tumbleweed" up top and Walter needs a orange tan😅😂
The fact that jeff laughs at walter's jokes makes u really think that there are two people talking to each other
*people
He’s very good at keeping up the illusion .
@@simplyjay3638
PAY¹1
People
Great jokes.
"Jumped on her menstral cycle" 😂😂
Walter's jokes are like a good episode of MASH. Always Funny no matter how many times you've seen it.
Walter is the BEST! Always brings a smile to my face.
Walter is the BEST! Always brings a smile to my face.
I was married for 38 years b4 my wife passed, and this is STILL TFF!!!! I LOVE WALTER, cause he tells the TRUTH, FUNNILY!
"Women age like fine wine"
"She's ageing like milk" XD
Hey what does XD
Hahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👍👍👍👍
Hehe
@@lauraball4573 it's just like lol but it's XD
UHT Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
” shes ageing like milk ” kills me 😂
1:26
“Walter, what exactly IS marriage to you?”
“It’s like drinking a slurpe.”
“Slurpe?”
“First couple of sips is like ‘Boy this is really good! I’m glad I did this!’ and you keep drinking it and it goes right to your head and you go *’OW OW OW! THE HELL WAS I THINKING?! SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE!’*
“It eventually stops hurting”
“Yeah, then you’re stupid enough to take another frickin’ sip!”
Jeff is so good he makes me think they are real people
Jeff is a Comedy genius.
His jokes aside, the ventriloquism skills are so insane it's it's almost painful to watch, it must be such a strain on the vocal cords.
Did you see the one where somebody got up from the audience to go to the bathroom and Walter is yelling at that person hey sit down where are you going and then Walter AKA Jeff is talking to the wife/girlfriend about whether the guy was coming back and when they found out he was Walter said okay we'll wait and they did and it was so darn funny
The Walter character was a daring move to create. It's as if Walter is controlling Jeff and leading the way with the jokes.
Peanut, too. That's how Jeffafa gets away with continuing to perform real comedy that melts snowflakes.
foreplay is wake up b# tch
yes seeing his wife named would give me a heart attack too😂😮😅
Nc
It sure does.he"s very funny.
Gotta love walter
Jeff is the best. He does countless sell out shows. His humor and talent at puppetry are the bomb.
0:10
I like how after Jeff says the 'Fine Wine' line, Walter looks at him, like he was saying "Really? You're setting me up for that joke? Alright." before proceeding to say the 'Milk' response.
This is just crazy, the way I’m actually enjoying this. I watch Walter more than Jeff himself, it’s just crazy really
I think we need to meet Mrs. Walter!
"47 years ago." 😂😂😂
“The fruit of life is sweet when it’s fresh off the vine.
But don’t live too long. The taste turns bitter.”
Achmed and walter are so funny. Actually all of them 😂😂😂
I love Walter he makes me laugh
Jeff and any character on TH-cam is a stop and watch moment.
Jeff: women age like fine wine
Walter : she’s aging like milk
“She’s aging like milk”
In Germany we had this joke where they asked an old man about his happiest time during his 50 years of being married and without hesitation he replies:"My five years as POW in Russia."
lol
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯
Brutal
Jeff Dunham is a true master at what he does. His characters are awesome, too.
Jeff needs to make a wife for Walter I would love to see that:) Jeff is amazing for one person on stage. I have a bad day I listen to JD. Thank you :) Jeff
And she should be absolutely drop dead gorgeous.
I agree.I know I speak for everyone when I say let’s meet Mrs. Walter.
This is very true.
He does ....her name is Edna....the gal w Edna won AGT and went on tour w Jeff Walter and his wife!💖🌹🇺🇸
Jeff: Walter, I know you know better than I do, but is there any kind of foreplay for you guys?
Walter: Foreplay??? At our age? It's come down to, "Hey! Wake up!"
LOL
He is really good at what he does..... I love all of his characters.
Love how he's able to change voices so quickly
Jeff is by far the greatest ventriliquist on the planet......
I am so thankful that my children and I got to see him in Tulsa this year!!!
Now I'm seeing all these other guys trying to be like Jeff. He's still the best and he started something
This guy is the best ventriloquist ever and a great comedian.😁😁😁👏👏👏
Walter is incredible! I know that Jeff is a ventriloquist, but sometimes you think there is 2 people on stage. WOW! I think Walter is my favorite dummy that Jeff does, but I do like Peanut and Achmed too.
This guy is very real with his humor and the good part is Jeff isn’t bad either I’m glad Walter keeps him going!
I love walter but he reminds me of pres. Biden
Jeff is really good at his craft and can make you think his puppets are real he cracks me up and brings tears to my eyes
That dog squeal was impressive
I want to meet Walter”s wife
I don't I got one like her
Same
She can’t be that bad can she?😂
@@mackenziemontaigne1327 winner !
@@memeznfishing9916 Ask Walter!
Jeff: how long have you been married
Walter: uh what is it now 46 years
Jeff: Ah when was the happiest moment of your life
Walter: 47 years ago
Me: *laughing so hard*
How long you've been married?
15 years
YOU'LL SEE.
@@CraftageNate
Jeff: I'll see what?
Walter: remember when you said till death do us part?
Jeff: Yeah
Walter: later you realize you're actually setting a goal
The sad part of it is, it’s showing the average American life. Marriage is kissing your life away. Either with the wrong or right person.
I love how there was just one guy that nearly collapsed from that
Walter is a Scream! I have been watching Jeff Dunham's routines for years now as part of my daily humor fix and he is Truly a gifted comedian. These days as I get older and more cynical at times, I fear that I am becoming more and more like Walter! Is that a bad thing? I think Not! :)
It is called reality.
Just turned 65 today and I agree. The older I get the more sense Walter makes. 😀
Paul Guzman not bad at all .
Im 29 and im like walter
If you become old WITHOUT acting like walter, there's probably something wrong with you lol
This was the first Jeff Dunham special that I ever saw. I think I was still in high school. Still funny all these years later.
Mr. Dunham, your material is FANTASTIC with all of your "friends".
I love love this guy jeff. I have watched everything possible that he has done and he has to be the greatest ventriloquist ever
Jeff Dunham is a amazing person and so is walter
Can't Stop Laughing 😂😂
Walter is my hero.🤣👍
Walter is the best!
Not even married. Walter gives the best advice
Oh, my gosh!! Walter is so funny 🤣!! LoL 😆.
I can watch him after a hard day at work and love it
This has to be my favorite Walter skit. LMAO
I am a carer for 2 people and even though I love my job ,it does get stressful and watching Walter at the end of the day helps me to relax 👍👍👍👍👍👍
Man Jeff and Walter need a Netflix special!
Walter All Over The Map is the most hilarious one!
Love this guy I laugh everytime.
I believe Walter is Jeff's best character. I also believe he believes so too!
Jeff is an awesome comedian! The characters he creates are spectacular and his jokes are funny as hell!
Love this guy, great jokes, I love Walter he’s the best 👍
I'm actually waiting for Jeff to create Walter's wife😂
Seen this originally in 2006(?), when it aired on Comedy Central.
Still just as funny, all these years later.
Especially since I am now a retired senior citizen...who has been divorced twice.😁
Hi Walter!
What's it like?
@@tuberaddict2000 what do you mean, "What's it like?"
@@willhorting5317 It's what Walter says to Jeff when he makes divorce-themed jokes about himself in his 2011 show "Controlled Chaos". Walter hates his wife and is happy for Jeff for having a divorce and wants one too.
@@tuberaddict2000 ah I see
Jeff needs to have Walter and his wife up there at the same time.
You know, that would be an interesting conversation. I would love to see it.
Jeff you should have a doll of Walter’s wife so she can fairly defend herself vs Walter. That would be funny.
She would be so big that he would need 2 hands
I love to watch him he is so funny.
Best ventriloquist I’ve ever seen. How is it I’m discovering him now.
Thanks to the algorithm of TH-cam
Lol thats like discovering Beyonce or Barak Obama now, for sure you were living under the rock.
Take a look at Paul Zerdin and Terry Fator. Cheers!
Why don't Jeff make a wife for Walter so those two have a conversation together. It would be a riot
This man is on fire damn
It's plesant to see all the respect for Jeff on all these clips. Grew up watching him here and there, but a lot of people I brought him up to were harsh on him.
Walter is the BEST! Always brings a smile to all peoples
I love Walter so much! Thank you for creating him Jeff ❤️💯😂 Love ya and God bless ❤️🌟💯❤️😂
This guy is the greatest
Marriage is like a SLURPEE.
Then the NEW models come out. Can I JUST sit in it??
Foreplay? Screw You! Bite me!
Febreeze!
Oral? GET OFF!! I CAN'T see the Weather Channel!
In his own way, Walter is SAVAGE!!
Then your stupid enough to take another fricken sip
The best of best. But Fluffy & Walter would be neck and neck. "You run to the end of your chain and just bark." "Dam"
Walter is my favorite ❤
I always hear ppl complain about marriage I'm not married but I'm praying to God that I will find myself a good wife and we can grow old together 🙏
🤣🤣🤣 oh this is so my dad 😭😭🤣🤣 expecialy welcome to Walmart git your s___ and git out
I’ve seen this guy twice. BOTH show’s were GREAT
Jeff Dunham: Is there any kind of foreplay for you guys?
Walter: Foreplay? At our age? Yeah, it's come down to "Hey, wake up." 😂😂😂
Walter is the best of your dummies. You are a great ventriloquist.
He should make Walters wife...that would really be funny
"She's age like Milk!" funny
Jeff is just a different level altogether
These are the best jokes I’ve ever heard in my life XD
Talented guy
Walter. Is so funny.
Walter is my favorite character
What about Larry? I said Larry not Bob but Larry out smokin Camels
He needs to create Walters wife
Jeff, I promise you !!!...old Walter is immortal !!! Thank you for this fine old toppie !!! You and Walter 💯👍😁 !!!
Always a favourite walter spot on
Absolute genius
Too funny. I needed this..
He is really good at making all the characters seem real I do wish tho that he would bring 1 or 2 new characters into his act tho
So darn Funny Walter!
I love Walter and Jeff Dunham they're great
Love watching Walter he is so funny