Imagine if an elderly person you're close to was put in the same situation. I'd feel terrible and would do whatever I can to get him out of it. The guy should be resting in a home or something.
@@QUICKBOOKS1 that means nothing trump clearly hasnt lost his damn mind peoples bodys fail them at different parts of life people die at 40 some people die at 110 i mean u cant just group people together
Yep, this is the type of joke where you start with an hysterical laughter and then it slowly becomes a nervous laughter has the realization downs on you: "Oh my God, this real!"
@@WhoaBoso, just to be clear, what you're trying to say is: "you don't have the right to have an opinion or say something someone else said too, your comments must be original and entertaining for me!"
@@MashedPOTATO11194 i don't know what kind of group your sad imagination decided to put me in, but let me enlighten you with some facts, since you love those: people say what they think on the internet. Crazy right? If two different people says similar things under two different videos that just means they think the same things about a specific subject. Users are not clowns for your or anyone's entertainment, they don't have to come up with unique comments just to justify your warped views of what internet is supposed to be like. Also, your comment is not original. Follow that logic, write something funnier or more interesting 🤡 If you are trying to somehow make this a political thing instead, i don't care about Sleepy Joe or Orange Man, i'm not even american.
@@MashedPOTATO11194 your mashed potato brain has to come up with a better reply than that. Since you too think comments must be original, why the hell is yours identical to what anyone else ever replies whenever they don't know what to say? Also, this isn't about politics, i can imagine your sad imagination put me in some sort of stupid group but i am not part of it.
They're still trying to decide if he was being ironic, or if he never said it. If they don't decide soon, the fact checkers are going to have to make something up.
"Posts misconstrue Biden’s response to reporter at press pool ... A slowed down version of the footage, however, shows Biden saying different words in response to a reporter’s question. ... Biden then appears to respond: 'What must be what?' or 'But what’s been what?' ... While his complete phrase is not entirely clear, Reuters was able to confirm that Biden did not say the words that have been attributed to him on social media posts ... White House representatives told Reuters Biden was reiterating his administration's stance that they would like to see a pathway to citizenship happen legislatively." TL;DR "we don't know what he said, but he definitely didn't say that thing"
If pressed, they will probably make something up and say that he said that instead, like the classic NBC reporter who said that the crowd was chanting "Let's go Brandon!" when they were clearly chanting something else.
@@MissouriPA I don't want to speculate about Biden, but in general there are people in hospitals and nursing homes who have that job. When someone is unable to do that for themselves, for any reason, someone else has to do it for them. This rule also applies to infants who need someone else to change their dirty diapers.
If anything thats probably the most relatable a politician has ever been. i know for sure we all still would, aint no way i'd be able to babble on every other day for hours.
Biden was never elected by the people he was installed and the American people just took it now our republic is destroyed it’s going to take generations to hunt down and deport all the illegals. The elections are all rigged at this point
I can’t imagine what goes through mind of Biden, but from what I’ve seen so far I wouldn’t let children anywhere near him or allow him to make any decisions at all.
They all do. Here in France, Macron, this little piece of shit and member of the deep western states*, plays the same game. One french humorist said once about politicians : it is people whom when they have finished to answer to you, you can't remember the question you asked. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *I say this because for me, there is no american deep state. It's a trap. The deep state is corrupting and slowly killing the whole western World and it's the same demons tourmenting you, that are tourmenting us. No these demons are not muslim...no they're not christian either...no, missed, they're not buddhist...no they're not animist...no they're not shintoist... Hint :👃
sz4963 But, the passage of time is very significant to the passage of the passage of time, which makes the passage of time very significant to the passage of time.
@@Moosems-pk8vc it's like she is reading a middle school essay where the student is trying to pad a 250 word essay to 1000 while trying to use "grown up words".
@@GogakuOtaku I swear if he gets to be president again I’m leaving America. I get everyone hates Trump but how is Biden any better, I don’t think he has the mental capacity to even be president. I’d choose anyone over him at this point. 😭
@@michaelweston7742 ---Did you know that Capitol Hill was originally called "New Rome", owned by a man named Francis Pope? And like Rome, Washington, D.C. sits on seven hills. The United States, like the Roman Empire, has the eagle as its symbol. The Roman Catholic Church owns more US property than any other entity. Along with Jews, Roman Catholics dominate the US Supreme Court. Which religion does Sleepy Joe belong to, again? th-cam.com/video/ZC4BIkRxoVs/w-d-xo.html All US Presidents Related to this One King? | SELECTED or ELECTED? | reallygraceful In a post-American revolution society, it would seem like the divine rights of kings would be a distant memory, but is the reality really so? Do certain bloodlines still hold power within our current government system? And if all US presidents are somehow united in blood, does that mean our leaders are really elected by the people? Or does that mean they’re selected by few? All of the US’s “elected” Presidents have been related to King John of England, descendant of Charlemagne. Only Gerald Ford, who was not “elected” into the Presidency, was not related to King John and Charlemagne. Charlemagne was crowned “Holy Roman Emperor” by Pope Leo III. Queen Elizabeth in the UK was (and King Charles is) also descended from Charlemagne. Notably, Napoleon Bonaparte and Emperor Wilhelm I (Second Reich) were also descended from Charlemagne. Revelation 17 1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: 2 With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication. 3 So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns. 4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: 5 And upon her forehead was a name written, Mystery, Babylon The Great, The Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth. 6 And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration. ---You will understand this part better when DJT returns to the White House and kills Christians who do not deny the deity of Christ as dictated by the Roman Catholic Church and the Jewish Talmud Seven Laws of Noah. (Made US Public Law in 1991) 7 And the angel said unto me, Wherefore didst thou marvel? I will tell thee the mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carrieth her, which hath the seven heads and ten horns. 8 The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is. 9 And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth. --Rome sits on seven hills. 10 And there are seven kings: five are fallen, and one is, and the other is not yet come; and when he cometh, he must continue a short space. 11 And the beast that was, and is not, even he is the eighth, and is of the seven, and goeth into perdition. 12 And the ten horns which thou sawest are ten kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast. ---The ten "kings" are symbolic. They are the ten tribes of Israel which did not have a king come from them to rule over the people of Israel. They are: Asher, Dan, Gad, Issachar, Levi, Manasseh, Nephtali, Reuben, Simeon and Zebulun. (Benjamin, Ephraim and Judah had kings. Joseph was replaced by his sons Ephraim and Manasseh when numbering the tribes.) 13 These have one mind, and shall give their power and strength unto the beast. ---The ten tribes will give their wealth and power to the Antichrist and his beast empire. 14 These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful. 15 And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues. 16 And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire. 17 For God hath put in their hearts to fulfil his will, and to agree, and give their kingdom unto the beast, until the words of God shall be fulfilled. 18 And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth. ---The city spoken of here is Rome. The Roman Catholic Church is the whore who sits on the old Roman beast empire. The Catholic Church will try using the Jewish "Seven Laws of Noah" as a means of controlling the world, which will anger the Jewish people because they believe they should control the world, not Gentiles. They will turn against the Roman Catholic Church, give their power and wealth over to Russia in exchange for them destroying the empire of the Roman Catholic Church which includes the United States and United Kingdom. Biden is controlled opposition, a useful idiot whose purpose is to make people hate Liberalism and ready to accept religious Conservative fascism as the solution to the growing Marxist/"Progressive" Liberalism problem. This in turn creates a fascist problem to once again be squashed by Russia.
Oh kathrine dam how did you escape the psych ward again. your Alzheimers is really showing making fun of an amazing president why you look like a druguie is just funny. NOW GO TAKE YOUR MEDS before I contact you kids and yes I will find out who your kids and tell them your meds are not working and maybe a straight jacket may be fitting
@@michaelblair5566That’s exactly how we reached the word count in school, except Kamala went above & beyond and added 100 extra words, then thought she was great at it & decided to do it for the rest of her life
Earlier in his political career before he became chancellor of Prussia, Otto Von Bismarck wrote to his wife “I am making rapid progress in the art of using many words to say nothing at all”.
Kamala reminds me Joey Tribianni from Friends 😂 “It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive.”
Had me stumped as well. Not a very good Christian example. Of course we can't judge the heart, but the Bible says we can judge the fruit. Sadly that fruit isn't looking very good. They might be funny, but the Bee has lost my respect :(
@@solascriptura2640Not a great Christian example to make jokes at the only Christian who is running for president this year. But yeah, they have a point.
Was having a beer with my pops the other day and spaced out mid thought.. he asked if im good, and i replied, "i was having a biden moment.." he understood.. lol
Dear Trump Haters: This is what you voted for because you don’t like Trump. This. This is what you voted for. This is what you thought was a better alternative. Let that sink in.
@@TheSTLguy357 So you are just an all around eejit then? C'mon man, why cant we oppose things without being a 'hater' of them? I dont HATE Joe Biden, I just dont think he should be president. We fling the word 'hate' around far too easily these days.
I wish I could give this more than one like!! 😂 Of course, if I was a democrat, I could as many times as I want and even my dead uncle Buddy could. . .
🤣 Predictive text is 🤬 LOL, I have pet spiders who are black, but not black widows. Wild spiders, probably 5th generation or more. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
I have a black widow that lives in my bathroom. I've adopted him (it's a male) and named him George. He comes out in the evenings and sleeps in the mornings
@@musicteacher5757 I felt sorry for him out in the snow, he was all huddled up underneath a cone on my porch. Waiting until it warms up then putting him back out with more insulation 😁
empathy has just taken over for me tbh. someone let that old man retire already before he literally dies because I SWEAR every time he pauses Im scared it's THE pause
Back in the 80's, there was a show at Epcot in DisneyWorld Florida that was being in the brain of a kid and how the brain processed what he was seeing and living. This completely reminds me of that LOL
Babylon Bee you nailed it! This is among my hands down favorite Bee parodies! Laughing till I'm crying and then some. Sharing and sharing this. So glad I am a supporter of you now. Keep up the great work. 💪👍🎉❤❤
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What other thoughts does Biden have floating around in that head of his?
I wonder who is president of the USA right now
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"She was 12 and I was 30"
Other thoughts? He doesn't even have one. We love you guys. Thanks for the laughs.
How old is that kid? I bet he smells good
Dementia was controlling everything during the debate last night
Fr
the other three went on vacation for they couldnt take it anymore
And Trump lied about everything a failure for all sides
Definitely 💀
Fr bro, he literally said “there are a thousand TRILLIONAIRES in America” & he also said “ashduevush with heybdgahsh adjdjbshsys”
It was actually sad to see the real Joe Biden. And on so many levels.
Mostly because he is way too far gone mentally to repent.
To hell with him. I have no sympathy for that traitor!
@@mgratkNo ice cream in hell.
Imagine if an elderly person you're close to was put in the same situation. I'd feel terrible and would do whatever I can to get him out of it. The guy should be resting in a home or something.
Just really makes it more embarrassing for Trump. Remember Trump lost to this guy
Sadness and Disgust are no longer available to report to work.
I understand they died after getting vaccinated. I guess they didn't get it quickly enough.
Sadness turned into Panic, i think, judging by colors. Disgust had to make space for Dementia.
No panic is fear!
A president wiþ a habit of sniffing had his disgust þrown out of þe window a long time ago
No sadness and disgust for a bumbling pedo 😒
We finally beat Medicare
But it put up one heck of a fight!
Beat it to death
Only Joe could have done it!
Absolutely destroyed it
You did beat Medicare, you beat it to death!
"MY BUTTS BEEN WIPED!" got me dead from laughing ngl.
I read this as it said it on the video 😅😂😂😂
Me too 😂😂😂 i just laughed i thought it was fake but he really said that man this guys needs a nursing home trump 2024
They are BOTH in the same Age Group!
@@QUICKBOOKS1 that means nothing trump clearly hasnt lost his damn mind peoples bodys fail them at different parts of life people die at 40 some people die at 110 i mean u cant just group people together
I died. 😂
Biden's brain is like a web browser, 19 tabs are open, 17 are frozen and he has no idea where the music's coming from
Thanks for this. I'm going to re-use it.
your school computer when theres a math test and you need to log in quickly. thats litterly Joe bidens brain.
You mean: Chrome.
Many other browsers are much faster.
@@artemislautt7202and creepy Joe showers with his daughter - ewe
Yeah have no CLUE what you kids say today pfp CAP @SKULGRYN
“I’m pretty sure Macron is a cookie” 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe he's talking about macaroons. 🤪
that was the joke, don't hurt yourself@@wazzup233
His wife’s a dude!
Well, he can't be wrong every time.
@wazzup233 kinda have to guess about everything he says so there's that!😂
Would be funnier if it wasn’t true.
This wouldn't be a thing if it wasn't true!
Nope, hysterical because it's true!
Still hilarious 😊
Yep, this is the type of joke where you start with an hysterical laughter and then it slowly becomes a nervous laughter has the realization downs on you: "Oh my God, this real!"
"Ahgjfuthnksnlksjdf" ~ Biden
Sadly, this is reality not a parody.
@@WhoaBoso, just to be clear, what you're trying to say is: "you don't have the right to have an opinion or say something someone else said too, your comments must be original and entertaining for me!"
@@JeremyWinston-fo5fzThe only excuse y’all have is “opinion “ huh.
@@MashedPOTATO11194 i don't know what kind of group your sad imagination decided to put me in, but let me enlighten you with some facts, since you love those: people say what they think on the internet. Crazy right? If two different people says similar things under two different videos that just means they think the same things about a specific subject. Users are not clowns for your or anyone's entertainment, they don't have to come up with unique comments just to justify your warped views of what internet is supposed to be like.
Also, your comment is not original. Follow that logic, write something funnier or more interesting 🤡
If you are trying to somehow make this a political thing instead, i don't care about Sleepy Joe or Orange Man, i'm not even american.
@@JeremyWinston-fo5fz k
@@MashedPOTATO11194 your mashed potato brain has to come up with a better reply than that. Since you too think comments must be original, why the hell is yours identical to what anyone else ever replies whenever they don't know what to say? Also, this isn't about politics, i can imagine your sad imagination put me in some sort of stupid group but i am not part of it.
“Dementia, hey buddy, how’d you get in here? Again?”
Dementia: I don’t know.
@@PurpleWeirdo9999 they're just saying a part of the video that was funny to them, chill out jeez
It’s alright, no worries guys- I just thought that line was kind of funny (Ok, maybe hilarious) and wanted to share it with people.
@@Constable_Bob sorry
This is the G rated version of what goes on in his head.
True the R-rated version would have p*dophilia(bc he sniffs kids)
Yeah, he'd probably have a station dedicated to little girls if we're being real...
Too right!
@@DivineEternalOne Bro does joe biden look catholic to you?? He wouldn't want little girls he would just want a sniffing station.
@@DivineEternalOneFr
Kamala really has a gift, a talent, a talent that is a gift, that is something that is a blessing, or a talent, or a gift.
She understands the excitement of a school bus😂🤣🤣🤣
a firm grasp of Kamalanese demonstrated here
@@richardhockey8442I'm so good, that even I don't know what I said. LOL
Nailed it.
😂
This wasn't a parody 😢
yes it was
@@sergeant_cheese But an accurate one
@@sergeant_cheese It's definitely not lmao
and that's the *real* punchline!
Documentary.
I didn't know the Bee was doing documentaries now. Good job.
The Babylon Bee's skits remind me of the good old days of SNL, back when it was funny.
Snl can still be funny?
@@SNEAKERCREWCLUBdepends on the person really, I mean there's nearly 50 seasons of SNL
I'm still waiting for the mainstream media explanation for the famous "my buts been wiped!" quote.
They're still trying to decide if he was being ironic, or if he never said it. If they don't decide soon, the fact checkers are going to have to make something up.
"Posts misconstrue Biden’s response to reporter at press pool ... A slowed down version of the footage, however, shows Biden saying different words in response to a reporter’s question. ... Biden then appears to respond: 'What must be what?' or 'But what’s been what?' ... While his complete phrase is not entirely clear, Reuters was able to confirm that Biden did not say the words that have been attributed to him on social media posts ... White House representatives told Reuters Biden was reiterating his administration's stance that they would like to see a pathway to citizenship happen legislatively."
TL;DR "we don't know what he said, but he definitely didn't say that thing"
If pressed, they will probably make something up and say that he said that instead, like the classic NBC reporter who said that the crowd was chanting "Let's go Brandon!" when they were clearly chanting something else.
The person I feel sad for is whoever is responsible for wiping his butt. Even if they are a terrible person, nobody deserves that.
@@MissouriPA I don't want to speculate about Biden, but in general there are people in hospitals and nursing homes who have that job. When someone is unable to do that for themselves, for any reason, someone else has to do it for them. This rule also applies to infants who need someone else to change their dirty diapers.
Kamala sounds like a highschooler trying to turn the word "time" into 40 words to reach the minimum word count on an essay.
Omfg 😂
So true tho
When she inevitably can't hit the minimum, she just puts in a Venn Diagram.
If anything thats probably the most relatable a politician has ever been. i know for sure we all still would, aint no way i'd be able to babble on every other day for hours.
My thoughts exactly
Ironically, this is the best description of Biden I have ever seen.
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…. The fact that this video predicted this is insane
Predicted? It was already obvious from the get go. 😭
Seriously.... The Republican party can just buy the rights to this video and use it for campaign ads this Fall. This is perfect!
@@Nintenbloxhe should cuz he’s the only good option
@@Nintenblox Anybody but Biden
Biden was never elected by the people he was installed and the American people just took it now our republic is destroyed it’s going to take generations to hunt down and deport all the illegals. The elections are all rigged at this point
@@JamalGhuaAlright, time to vote for either a giant douch or a turd sandwich
@@Nintenbloxfinishing wars isnt good enough for you. He should have start more then Obamna or what?
Not a parody; a documentary.
Exactly 😊
😂😂😂😂
that was just a parody kind of like your life
@@artemislautt7202 dude what
@@artemislautt7202 why are you Simping for Biden?
Lmfaoooo Kamala head is empty 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did you notice the bus in the background? 😅
That's not true! There was a YeLlOw ScHoOlBuS and a Venn Diagram! I just LOVE Venn Diagrams! With the two circles! Or sometimes more!!
@@jordanarnt4425 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm pretty sure there's a mouse in there somewhere
They should do a full length one for Kamala
I can’t imagine what goes through mind of Biden, but from what I’ve seen so far I wouldn’t let children anywhere near him or allow him to make any decisions at all.
Yes
What goes through his mind? Go outside on a moonless night and close your eyes. What do you see?
I don't imagine very much goes through his mind.
@@michaelweston7742 only sniffing hair
Everyone agrees to this, yet somehow he became our president… sounds fishy to me…
"dementia!! How'd you get in here buddy?". " i.... I don't know...."
Got me rolling 😭😭
When fear purple said, "Who else is there!?" And they all paused, I really thought they were going to hand it over to Dementia 😂
Kamala never says anything but uses a lot of words 😂🤣
They all do. Here in France, Macron, this little piece of shit and member of the deep western states*, plays the same game. One french humorist said once about politicians : it is people whom when they have finished to answer to you, you can't remember the question you asked. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*I say this because for me, there is no american deep state. It's a trap. The deep state is corrupting and slowly killing the whole western World and it's the same demons tourmenting you, that are tourmenting us. No these demons are not muslim...no they're not christian either...no, missed, they're not buddhist...no they're not animist...no they're not shintoist...
Hint :👃
It’s almost like kids writing a test and needing to get a word count
Her oral expertise lies in another area.
sz4963
But, the passage of time is very significant to the passage of the passage of time, which makes the passage of time very significant to the passage of time.
@@Moosems-pk8vc it's like she is reading a middle school essay where the student is trying to pad a 250 word essay to 1000 while trying to use "grown up words".
How is this a parody 😂
Life is a comedy.
Don't know.
🏆
Babylon Bee hasn't been parody for awhile
That's the gag and the joke the parody is actually the truth😂
"Seize the moment in time because if we don't we cannot seize it unless the moment is not a moment."
Yes!!! You get it! Now go run for president!
what about the significance of the passage of this moment in time?
signal to noise ratio: vanishingly small
Kamala Harris sounded drunk repeating herself.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This video is extremely high quality. It is good enough as a premise and then the implementation is better than anything I could of imagined.
The part with "My butts been wiped" was hilarious. Couldn't stop laughing
Make it stop make It stop
Stop it by voting for someone else this fall! 🇺🇸
@@GogakuOtaku if Sleepy Joe doesn't organise you an early release of Fallout 5.
@@NecriusOne things for sure whenever that game gets released it won't have as many bug in it's programming as what's insides of Joe's head...
@@GogakuOtaku I swear if he gets to be president again I’m leaving America. I get everyone hates Trump but how is Biden any better, I don’t think he has the mental capacity to even be president. I’d choose anyone over him at this point. 😭
I did. I shut it off. Nothing worse than Forced Humour!
Something tells me these aren't the real puppet masters of this puppet.
Oh, no, the real ones are much worse.
@@michaelweston7742
---Did you know that Capitol Hill was originally called "New Rome", owned by a man named Francis Pope? And like Rome, Washington, D.C. sits on seven hills.
The United States, like the Roman Empire, has the eagle as its symbol.
The Roman Catholic Church owns more US property than any other entity.
Along with Jews, Roman Catholics dominate the US Supreme Court.
Which religion does Sleepy Joe belong to, again?
th-cam.com/video/ZC4BIkRxoVs/w-d-xo.html
All US Presidents Related to this One King? | SELECTED or ELECTED? | reallygraceful
In a post-American revolution society, it would seem like the divine rights of kings would be a distant memory, but is the reality really so? Do certain bloodlines still hold power within our current government system? And if all US presidents are somehow united in blood, does that mean our leaders are really elected by the people? Or does that mean they’re selected by few?
All of the US’s “elected” Presidents have been related to King John of England, descendant of Charlemagne. Only Gerald Ford, who was not “elected” into the Presidency, was not related to King John and Charlemagne. Charlemagne was crowned “Holy Roman Emperor” by Pope Leo III. Queen Elizabeth in the UK was (and King Charles is) also descended from Charlemagne. Notably, Napoleon Bonaparte and Emperor Wilhelm I (Second Reich) were also descended from Charlemagne.
Revelation 17
1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:
2 With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication.
3 So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.
4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
5 And upon her forehead was a name written, Mystery, Babylon The Great, The Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth.
6 And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.
---You will understand this part better when DJT returns to the White House and kills Christians who do not deny the deity of Christ as dictated by the Roman Catholic Church and the Jewish Talmud Seven Laws of Noah. (Made US Public Law in 1991)
7 And the angel said unto me, Wherefore didst thou marvel? I will tell thee the mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carrieth her, which hath the seven heads and ten horns.
8 The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is.
9 And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth.
--Rome sits on seven hills.
10 And there are seven kings: five are fallen, and one is, and the other is not yet come; and when he cometh, he must continue a short space.
11 And the beast that was, and is not, even he is the eighth, and is of the seven, and goeth into perdition.
12 And the ten horns which thou sawest are ten kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast.
---The ten "kings" are symbolic. They are the ten tribes of Israel which did not have a king come from them to rule over the people of Israel. They are: Asher, Dan, Gad, Issachar, Levi, Manasseh, Nephtali, Reuben, Simeon and Zebulun. (Benjamin, Ephraim and Judah had kings. Joseph was replaced by his sons Ephraim and Manasseh when numbering the tribes.)
13 These have one mind, and shall give their power and strength unto the beast.
---The ten tribes will give their wealth and power to the Antichrist and his beast empire.
14 These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful.
15 And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues.
16 And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire.
17 For God hath put in their hearts to fulfil his will, and to agree, and give their kingdom unto the beast, until the words of God shall be fulfilled.
18 And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth.
---The city spoken of here is Rome. The Roman Catholic Church is the whore who sits on the old Roman beast empire. The Catholic Church will try using the Jewish "Seven Laws of Noah" as a means of controlling the world, which will anger the Jewish people because they believe they should control the world, not Gentiles.
They will turn against the Roman Catholic Church, give their power and wealth over to Russia in exchange for them destroying the empire of the Roman Catholic Church which includes the United States and United Kingdom.
Biden is controlled opposition, a useful idiot whose purpose is to make people hate Liberalism and ready to accept religious Conservative fascism as the solution to the growing Marxist/"Progressive" Liberalism problem.
This in turn creates a fascist problem to once again be squashed by Russia.
There’s gotta be controllers behind Biden and Trump. There’s no way they’re smart enough to be presidents!
Waiting for Disgust to show up only to be surprised instead by Dementia 💀
My God, Kama-la-la is such an intelligent public speaker! I have never seen time explained so well by example. I understand it all now! 🤣🤣🤣
As an european i have to ask:"America, are you OK? Need some help, buddy?"
Yes please! Send us your best wine and some dynamite! Thank you, Merci, Gracias, danke
You know he's got the "Nuclear Briefcase" next to him at al times . . . . .
Please.
save us please 😭😭
Some help would be appreciated 🙏
This was a Bloodbath
I see what you did there 😂
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My butt's been wiped!
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Good for you!
NOOO
you also don't wipe ewwwwwww🤢🤮
Thank you Bee, you have summarized Biden’s mental health in such a way that anyone and everyone can understand. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
At least dementia remembers his lines for the cigar ad
All of them and his wife doing this to him have no soul or heart,truly, they should all be ashamed of themselves 😢
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That's hilarious!!!! whoever plays the old man "Dementia" is a brilliant Actor!
Oh kathrine dam how did you escape the psych ward again. your Alzheimers is really showing making fun of an amazing president why you look like a druguie is just funny. NOW GO TAKE YOUR MEDS before I contact you kids and yes I will find out who your kids and tell them your meds are not working and maybe a straight jacket may be fitting
Kamala's Rules For Life:
Why use 10 words when 10,000 will do?
Inflation hitting everyone
And as nasaly as possible.
Someday someone will write a Bigraphy of Cackles. It will be titled: "Blow Your Way to the Top: The Kamala Harris Story"
Word salad queen
@@michaelblair5566That’s exactly how we reached the word count in school, except Kamala went above & beyond and added 100 extra words, then thought she was great at it & decided to do it for the rest of her life
We need a part 2 after last night…
4:17 *"MY BUTS BEEN WIPED"* -Joe Biden, 2024
Wait, he has a head?
Head? yes,
brain? different story
With a "control" room?
@@cmac-1425 Ya, but all the buttons have been switched and the wires crossed.
It’s kind of hard to see, as it’s usually way up his azz.
@@theophrastus3.056beat me to it 😂
Earlier in his political career before he became chancellor of Prussia, Otto Von Bismarck wrote to his wife “I am making rapid progress in the art of using many words to say nothing at all”.
How can you tell a Democrat is being honest? They're not speaking.
Incorrect. When they are not speaking, they are grinding gears thinking up their next absurd lie!
I don't know, Biden sounded pretty sure his butt's been wiped.
But when they're not speaking is when they fabricate their lies.
@@strixt He was lying!
And what of RINOs like Trump?
Kamala reminds me Joey Tribianni from Friends 😂
“It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive.”
This is awesome 😂😂
What?!?
Damn, these Inside Out 2 trailers are lookin mighty fine these days 💀👍
How am I the only one eagerly awaiting this????
Yes...
That school bus reference floating in Kamala’s empty headspace was hilarious! 😂 👏
Very imaginative skit. Combining "Inside Out" with Biden was very creative.
AI ah comment
This is so much better and 20 times funnier than the actual movie.
Bro I could not be president. I'm so bad at choosing right words in public. Like doing a speech or preach? Hell's nah😅💀
It's okay... biden is too and he's president!
@@isheworthy yeah true lol. He’s just getting old and has a little stutter issue that’s all
The venn diagram and school bus. 😅😅😅
Dumb and Dumber!
Dumber and dumber-er
that is trump and pence
@@artemislautt7202 That is you and your shadow!
"who's brain is this?" It belonged to someone named Abby. Abby who? Abby normal.
Obama is in the brain of Biden.
The daughter of Abe Normal ?
2:46 🤣😂🤣 "What the bleep is going on?!?" YES!!!! The pure Christian humor of my childhood is beautiful!
This isn’t a parody, this is his average day when he is less demented
Everybody in the house say “Hey!”
Hey😂
Hay is for horses but don't other animals eat it to so this saying never made sense to me.
@@joedirt3563 So is Ivermectin. It is a Horse Dewormer/Laxative!
«Im pretty sure Macron's a cookie»
That was epic 😂😂😂
Sad thing is, some people believe he is doing a great job……🤦🏻♂️
Nah, the people believes him are trolling him to make him deep into the darkest pit of stupidity.
@@TheFallOfVortex Did the one stupid Biden supporter just raise it's hand in the ocean of Trump supporters?
@@TheFallOfVortex great joke
What job? There is no job.
@@TheFallOfVortexGTFO OF THIS COMMENT SECTION!!!!
Wjy was there suddenly a cigar commercial at the end!?!?
Had me stumped as well. Not a very good Christian example. Of course we can't judge the heart, but the Bible says we can judge the fruit. Sadly that fruit isn't looking very good. They might be funny, but the Bee has lost my respect :(
@@solascriptura2640Not a great Christian example to make jokes at the only Christian who is running for president this year. But yeah, they have a point.
@@solascriptura2640 christians are not good examples all together...
@@lukebryan1848 Who is that? Biden is NOT a Christian, if you are judging by the fruit! he is an EVIL man.
You calling Biden Christian??@@lukebryan1848
I was expecting Newsom to take over...
Excellent. Pretty sure Franklin would be proud. Keep speaking TRUTH.
So Biden can’t talk and Kamala doesn’t know what she is talking about. Our country is doomed..
as long as theres democrats yeah
No just hand it over to the Republican Party who actually have a brain.
@@wisam111 I'd rather hand it over to someone like RFK Jr
@@WolfWriterL.P trump is a pathological liar
@@ieverhartSorry but he doesn’t have a brain… the worm ate it all
Was having a beer with my pops the other day and spaced out mid thought.. he asked if im good, and i replied, "i was having a biden moment.." he understood.. lol
Dear Trump Haters: This is what you voted for because you don’t like Trump.
This.
This is what you voted for.
This is what you thought was a better alternative.
Let that sink in.
Fr, those idiots
I’m a Trump hater: I am a Biden hater: shit
Dear Trump meat riders: This is what YOU get for having the ONLY ALTERNATIVE to Biden be a narcissistic asshole that wants to start a dictatorship
@@TheSTLguy357 So you are just an all around eejit then? C'mon man, why cant we oppose things without being a 'hater' of them? I dont HATE Joe Biden, I just dont think he should be president. We fling the word 'hate' around far too easily these days.
As a trump and Biden hater I can say I’m cooked bro
Now do Trump.
Trump is just saying the truth we’re all thinking.
LOL It would just be 3 Reds, 2 Greens and 1 Yellow running the show in there 😂 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 💪😎.
Kamala moment was priceless
This was nothing short of perfection. Kamala’s inner space was just 🤌🏻.
I wish I could give this more than one like!! 😂
Of course, if I was a democrat, I could as many times as I want and even my dead uncle Buddy could. . .
Whatever your political affiliation is, I think we can all agree that laughing at Joe Biden is hilarious.
real
Theres nothing in ANY politicans brain.
"...we're not even capable enough to stand trial for handling classified documents"
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
FJB
All the time, I was expecting the arrival of a muscular "Mr. Drugs" into the *head* quarters :-) and an excerpt from the SOTU speech!
the babylon bee is the next simpsons
Nice Documentary! 10/10!
Those Kamala speeches. .... her inside could just be 2 mirrors facing each other. 🤣
They've gotta do something with that.
but what has been unburdened by what has been?
I'm surprised their control room looks neat and not covered in scratch and sniffs!😂
My pet black widow has more brain power than Brandon.
A pet window? And a black window at that? How does a window work if it’s black? So many questions…
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Predictive text is 🤬
LOL, I have pet spiders who are black, but not black widows. Wild spiders, probably 5th generation or more.
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
I have a black widow that lives in my bathroom. I've adopted him (it's a male) and named him George. He comes out in the evenings and sleeps in the mornings
@@musicteacher5757 I felt sorry for him out in the snow, he was all huddled up underneath a cone on my porch. Waiting until it warms up then putting him back out with more insulation 😁
My morning dump has more brain cells than Biden.
empathy has just taken over for me tbh. someone let that old man retire already before he literally dies because I SWEAR every time he pauses Im scared it's THE pause
I'm pretty sure Macron in a Cookie was to spot on!
This was AMAZING! Please do a sequel!🥹🥹
Best. Sketch. Ever.
Gold
you mean the joke of a kid you have
@@artemislautt7202 you mean the joke of a president you have?
You must have low standards
I should never drink Coca-Cola or any beverage as far as that's concerned, unless, I want a good nasal passage cleansing👃
🤣😂
I just got a strange feeling of bubbly burning in my nostrils. Wonder why?
this aged well
How did they predict the future so accurately? Lol
Back in the 80's, there was a show at Epcot in DisneyWorld Florida that was being in the brain of a kid and how the brain processed what he was seeing and living. This completely reminds me of that LOL
I remember that! And the one in Calfornication, as well.
So they made something in the parks into the movie “Inside Out”?
It was called CraniumCommand.
Cranium Command
It's way too clean and not-on-fire to be inside the resident and chief's head.
Is there room for this entire administration on the short bus?
The Bee is on a roll. Been on a roll since 2020.
as a french, our president is Macaron and Macron is a cookie, trust me bro
I thought Marine Le Pen was your President? Merde!
OMG everybody in the bus is looking at me for laughing so hard 🙈. I blame you Bee
I don't see this as a parody so much as i see it as an exposé
(I love my inner dementia so much.)
Herman's head was a great show.
There's a channel with very old VHS recordings of that. I've been meaning to go back and watch it, though the quality is pretty sketchy.
Also Pixar's Cars is the same story as Doctor Hollywood with Michael Fox.
A donald trump ad came while i was watching this
Babylon Bee you nailed it! This is among my hands down favorite Bee parodies! Laughing till I'm crying and then some. Sharing and sharing this.
So glad I am a supporter of you now.
Keep up the great work.
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Nobody spins a word salad quite like The Cackler! :D