3:38 The worst part about that rejection list is this has been going on for a long time. He wouldn't feel the need to document it if this was a 1-off drought season.
iirc he started this after a few months of this going on, then she found it on the internet and got upset because he was overreacting and making her look bad
10:51 Actually real phenomenon tho. For some people, if they do it enough to actually empty the reserves, their balls WILL hurt. I would know. Though its not really that bad. Dull pain at about medium headache level i'd say.
Actually pain varies, it can be from least of on the level to a mild or intense headache except from your balls to a very intense pain throughout the lower body
10:50 Yes, this is in fact a real thing. Let me explain. Sperm cramps, also known as testicular cramps or testicle pain, refer to sudden, sharp, and intense pain in the testicles or scrotum. These cramps can occur spontaneously or during s*xual activity. They are often described as aching, discomfort, or pain in the testicles after ej*culation. The exact cause is unclear, but it could be due to muscular or neurological factors. Testicular torsion is a condition that results from the twisting of the cord that supplies blood to testicles. This causes sudden and usually severe pain and swelling.
Fun fact: testicular pain is not restricted to the testicles. It goes down the legs, urethra, bladder, intestines, basically anywhere near the testicles will hurt and the pain peaks will be worst than kidney pain.
37:50 Met a woman like this. It's not that she's worried about it, it's that she wants that "excitement" again. She had no problem stepping out on her relationship at the time. Once a 304, always a 304.
@5:00 Guarantee she complains that he's never intimate with her or that she "doesn't feel any intimacy" and probably left him eventually for those very excuses.
38:16 that's for introverted people, we use the weather a lot to pretend like we're doing something really important on our phone so that people leave us tf alone
Saw your video with Rosie and had to check you out too. You’re added to another Vtuber that I’m subscribed to. Hope this rabbit hole doesn’t get much deeper.
16:20 i once clicked one out of boredom and curiosity and when i tell you it was the most bloody convoluted article on this earth i am not joking, at no point did they clearly explain wtf this supposedly was.
Quick trick to figure out conversion for Lbs to KG since the rate is 2.2, just divide by 2 for a general area of where the number is going. So If going to lbs to KG, just divide by 2. If going from KG to lbs just times it by 2. Gets you a rough estimate of the number you are looking for.
Non-verbal is probably either her shaking her head or her staring at him as if to say "obviously not". For the inner child thing, the man's inner child is significantly younger than the woman's, as shown by his standing straight up and having a teddy bear while hers is sitting with her knees to her chest.
It's actually a real thing. Don't worry, I didn't know either, and it's not actually as bad as periods, but you should probably add a "/jk" to the end of your comment to avoid confusion.
You don't understand, simply scratching that particular itch doesn't help, it makes it spread. It spreads to the point you have to stretch the sack and vigorously attack the itch with a dedicated hairbrush, one that has the bristle tips meticulously snipped off to make it effective at making the itching stop. You can equate the itch to the same one women get when the bra comes off after a long day and it spreads over your whole torso.
13:11 I went and found that post along with the answer from the physician "Anger, fear, or adrenaline in general can confuse the body into thinking it's sexy time. You can also get spontaneous emissions more easily if you haven't had sex or masturbated in a long time. You were clearly really worked up about an online argument, which might not be healthy for you. It could be worth seeing someone about the anger management preemptively. Edit: You should also consider seeing a therapist just to discuss your feelings about women. It would really help you in the long run to talk that out and learn some healthy coping mechanisms and get some reality testing."
2:18: sometimes I wonder I the “Alvin and the Chipmunks” movies all exist simply because of a funny voice changer that did nothing except pitch up and maybe speed up one’s voice.
I don't get sperm cramps, but Kitsu. If you see this, I have had gall stones and dudes have them way worse than girls do. Gall stones last 45 minutes to an hour for women... its 5 to 7 hours for men and I had them every night at midnight, every Tuesday for over a month. I had that ticking time bomb taken out of me and have been pain free ever since. It fixed other issues I was having too, so happy ending.
There's that guy in greek mythology, who's punishment is to push a Boulder up a hill, and every time he does it resets and he has to do it all over again
7:50 If you look at the length of the censored word compared to the font size of the uncensored ones, it's impossible for it to be the 3 letter word. Can't be anything else but the 12 letter word. 9:01 I think it's something with your inner child, but I cannot say for sure. Mine died as soon as I got my consciousness.
Marriage is a union with duties. Men provide protect and other things. Women have a duty to their husbands to satisfy them otherwise why get married. Denying her man for sexy time that much is a form of abuse, it only leads to divorce and resentment.
did i really just hear someone say 42 thousand pounds is almost 2 tons? a ton is 2 thousand pounds a ton is legit a pound measurement not a kilo. also kiloton is a thing and it would still be way more then just 2
Probably mistaken Ton with Tonne... which is similar.. bcuz both pronounce the same (Ton). 1 tonne/"ton" = 1000 kg. Kiloton is the pronounciation, it written "Kilotonne".
1:50 'Larping seems so fun'. it.. can be but all it takes is just one or two trolls and everyone's fun is in fact ruined. Did two sessions, was a late invite, the story/session was already in full swing. I found my niche' in it.. then there's this huge combat argument that everyone is walking slowly back to the meeting zone, arguing loudly. Well.. never went back. Table top is better for fantasy immersion. for live action.. just cosplay and have some kinky sex.. saves the drama and you get what you came for, out of it.
30:35 that isn't fiction. had a woman give me an address that wasn't hers, too, when we were going to meet. Yep happens often. So.. I don't listen to women anymore and say, 'no video call, no meet up'. I demand to see them, hear them, and then see them without make up.. I do not allow myself to be catfished.
@11:50 that isn't a thing and there would only be pain there if you are sick or have a disease or you got hit. But usually those saying that are just lying and trying to mess with women.
Historical reenactments aren't the same as Larping. Larping is elves, pixies, magic and foam swords. Historical reenactments are real weapons using historically relevant clothing, armour, and weapons for the time period you're portraying, and yes people get really hurt, I've seen a guy have his hand sliced through to the wrist like a banana split, he attempted to stop a billhook spear with his hand
@@OzixiThrill well you *can* but you shouldn't ethically, you're misrepresenting history by doing that. For instance I took part in the Baron's war, there were judges who would grade groups, they'd even inspect your camp, no modern tents, no modern foods (such as potatoes or tomatoes), I couldn't even wear my glasses walking around. You're allowed a box to keep any important personal belongings. We took things seriously
LARP is "Life Action Role Play" so it's not strictly fantasy, you can roleplay as historical units and even replay historic encounters. Reenactment is a choreography with pre-determined winners and casulties.
@@the98themperoroftheholybri33 "well you can but you shouldn't ethically, you're misrepresenting history by doing that." My man... About half of historical reenactment groups don't bother with running the scripts of old wars and instead engage in what can be described as historically accurate LARPing. There is nothing "ethically wrong" about that, as it misrepresent nothing. Also, no small number of misconceptions have been born from the other half not nailing things perfectly (like the effective range and general tactics of the Civil War); By your logic, attempts for full-on historical reenactment should also not be done due to mistakes, some of which are very common and have lead to widespread misconceptions. You had a very true-to-form group. That's nice. There are hundreds, if not thousands of reenactment groups, catering to a wide variety of preferences. Some of those focus on accuracy, some try to see what alternate tactics might have done in certain scenarios. Some yet are just a couple dudes getting together popping off some noise makers or clanking together some metal bitties for fun. In short, I'd recommend against using your limited experience from making absolute statements, especially if you start moralizing the discussion.
@@OzixiThrill why do you sound like a Redditor repeating what I just said? I know what I said cos I wrote it, it makes you sound "restarted". So anyway, you clearly don't understand the difference between the two, if you called a reenactor a larper you'd be insulting them, in larping you aren't required to know historical martial techniques, you can just show up with your toy sword and start swinging it around, do that at a reenactment with a real weapon and you'll hurt someone or yourself, and you'll get permanently banned from ever participating in any group (we all talk to each other)
3:38 The worst part about that rejection list is this has been going on for a long time. He wouldn't feel the need to document it if this was a 1-off drought season.
iirc he started this after a few months of this going on, then she found it on the internet and got upset because he was overreacting and making her look bad
@@sguizzooo She should've just let him smash and he wouldn't have to do that.
@@sguizzooo If he was overreacting he wouldn't have made her look bad and if she looked bad, he wasn't overreacting. Just saying.
@@CBoy92 oh i'm not defending her, just providing information
Maybe he could've talked to her about it like an adult rather than making a list?
10:51 Actually real phenomenon tho. For some people, if they do it enough to actually empty the reserves, their balls WILL hurt. I would know. Though its not really that bad. Dull pain at about medium headache level i'd say.
You're lucky, the few times it happened to me, it felt like someone tried to crush my balls every 3 seconds for a couple minutes.
Actually pain varies, it can be from least of on the level to a mild or intense headache except from your balls to a very intense pain throughout the lower body
10:50 Yes, this is in fact a real thing. Let me explain. Sperm cramps, also known as testicular cramps or testicle pain, refer to sudden, sharp, and intense pain in the testicles or scrotum. These cramps can occur spontaneously or during s*xual activity. They are often described as aching, discomfort, or pain in the testicles after ej*culation. The exact cause is unclear, but it could be due to muscular or neurological factors.
Testicular torsion is a condition that results from the twisting of the cord that supplies blood to testicles. This causes sudden and usually severe pain and swelling.
Sometimes there is an oxygen intake in the balls and the only relief is a quickie. But then you get the post nut cramps, there is no relief.
Torque wrench can un-torsion the testicle. Find one at he hardware store. Do not mistake for caulk gun.
Isn't that the one that you can also lose the teste from?
@@Aughtel torsion is, but its incredibly rare...
Fun fact: testicular pain is not restricted to the testicles. It goes down the legs, urethra, bladder, intestines, basically anywhere near the testicles will hurt and the pain peaks will be worst than kidney pain.
Not people in the chat saying:"how tall Is kitsu?" Or "I gotta make a list of my legally dwarf Friends" 😭😭🙏🙏
Why not tho
She's said it in a previous video. 178 cm or 5'10 American.
@@kingmric thats still tall.. everything above 170 is tall..
@@CptDuck Tall is generally considered to be 6'0+ american's or 180 Normal People units. And even then it is "on the shorter side of tall".
@@Shedovvthat's for men not women
The Ikea one immediately made me think of a certain SCP.
37:50 Met a woman like this. It's not that she's worried about it, it's that she wants that "excitement" again. She had no problem stepping out on her relationship at the time. Once a 304, always a 304.
09:18 Her: "Like I said, kids are cruel, Jack. And I'm very in touch with my inner child."
@5:00
Guarantee she complains that he's never intimate with her or that she "doesn't feel any intimacy" and probably left him eventually for those very excuses.
Well there was a story where the husband started treating wife the same way she treated him and she got upset about it..... She noticed 6+ month later
20:58 Robert Downey Junior in his Downey form is far more dangerous than in his Robert Uppy Junior form.
15:29 That dog is like the experience hog in an RPG. Causes problems so he can farm the mobs.
18:32 "that's almost like 2 tons" reminds me of when Blitzø said "F---, that's like ten" in Helluva Shorts 2.
17:23 He is closing in on the crashed Alien Ship and using their wifi
38:16 that's for introverted people, we use the weather a lot to pretend like we're doing something really important on our phone so that people leave us tf alone
Saw your video with Rosie and had to check you out too. You’re added to another Vtuber that I’m subscribed to. Hope this rabbit hole doesn’t get much deeper.
30:50 - Probably #ThatPower, I have high school nostalgia of playing it in Just Dance for Wii.
16:20 i once clicked one out of boredom and curiosity and when i tell you it was the most bloody convoluted article on this earth i am not joking, at no point did they clearly explain wtf this supposedly was.
2:50 alvin is saying sorry in that clip
5:00 Just imagine a row where the excuse be like: "but we are in a funeral honey...."
To be fair this exel sheet should include dates and time. If this is happened a single day for example then don't complain, you had the "yes" 3 times.
Quick trick to figure out conversion for Lbs to KG since the rate is 2.2, just divide by 2 for a general area of where the number is going. So If going to lbs to KG, just divide by 2. If going from KG to lbs just times it by 2. Gets you a rough estimate of the number you are looking for.
and if you want to exercise the braincells more, just add/subtract 1/10 of that to get closer.
Non-verbal is probably either her shaking her head or her staring at him as if to say "obviously not".
For the inner child thing, the man's inner child is significantly younger than the woman's, as shown by his standing straight up and having a teddy bear while hers is sitting with her knees to her chest.
14:10 This was in a super strict Muslim country apparently so he got 6 years prison time for this..
Also it was not anime, it was JAV.
32:40 Unfortunately not everyone had backpacks growing up.
21:34 Thats gotta be some kinda scp if you dont see the dog
43:06 Chaotic good i guess?
15:35 baptism for treats
10:46 I can't believe kitsu still refuses to acknowledge sperm cramps in this day and age
You'd think we've progressed this far as a species by now smh
It's actually a real thing. Don't worry, I didn't know either, and it's not actually as bad as periods, but you should probably add a "/jk" to the end of your comment to avoid confusion.
You don't understand, simply scratching that particular itch doesn't help, it makes it spread. It spreads to the point you have to stretch the sack and vigorously attack the itch with a dedicated hairbrush, one that has the bristle tips meticulously snipped off to make it effective at making the itching stop.
You can equate the itch to the same one women get when the bra comes off after a long day and it spreads over your whole torso.
notice none of the excuses are "I do not want to/do not feel like it" so they are not honest when they speak.
5:00
13:11 I went and found that post along with the answer from the physician
"Anger, fear, or adrenaline in general can confuse the body into thinking it's sexy time. You can also get spontaneous emissions more easily if you haven't had sex or masturbated in a long time. You were clearly really worked up about an online argument, which might not be healthy for you. It could be worth seeing someone about the anger management preemptively.
Edit: You should also consider seeing a therapist just to discuss your feelings about women. It would really help you in the long run to talk that out and learn some healthy coping mechanisms and get some reality testing."
19:24 those are some nice rocks, gotta admit I'm totally jelly
25:02 Did this moment make anyone else think of the Kool-Aid man?
The dog got the voluntary ransom ngl
2:55 is Alvin because, Daves scream „Alviiiiin“ when they did something bad (from my understanding)
2:18: sometimes I wonder I the “Alvin and the Chipmunks” movies all exist simply because of a funny voice changer that did nothing except pitch up and maybe speed up one’s voice.
I don't get sperm cramps, but Kitsu. If you see this, I have had gall stones and dudes have them way worse than girls do. Gall stones last 45 minutes to an hour for women... its 5 to 7 hours for men and I had them every night at midnight, every Tuesday for over a month. I had that ticking time bomb taken out of me and have been pain free ever since. It fixed other issues I was having too, so happy ending.
There's that guy in greek mythology, who's punishment is to push a Boulder up a hill, and every time he does it resets and he has to do it all over again
His name is Sisyphus
39:51 Daddy Wendigoon spotted🙏🙏
6:12 na Non-verbal is probably just looking at him, not answering his question or going away doing something else
Only time I use weather app is when there are tornado watches or warnings
that spread sheet one sounds like the lady doesn't shower enough
7:39 Maybe intercourse? I mean if you get pregnant you will gain weight. >.>
Personal experience, never seen a tall girl really give shorter guys a chance.
7:50 If you look at the length of the censored word compared to the font size of the uncensored ones, it's impossible for it to be the 3 letter word. Can't be anything else but the 12 letter word.
9:01 I think it's something with your inner child, but I cannot say for sure. Mine died as soon as I got my consciousness.
Cool, a video uploaded when I gotta sleep, thx Kitsu 🐟
Ya forgets that shes a Eurobro?
I just discovered this channel, and she is alana' s lost twin
Kitsu educating herself on Men
Also bros random and consistant ball aches are a sign of testicular cancer,ask me how i know😂
What o_o
I don’t wanna
I'm sorry on ball
i actually tried that nuggies with macncheese..... now its my wednesday dinner every week
For a rough estimate 2 pounds is 1 kilogram.
Marriage is a union with duties. Men provide protect and other things. Women have a duty to their husbands to satisfy them otherwise why get married. Denying her man for sexy time that much is a form of abuse, it only leads to divorce and resentment.
16:00 I think i saw this article on a website called R34
7:38 this one is kinda true, doing this deed (jacking it) got rid of my drive to exercise. But once I stopped I noticed I was losing weight.
I haven't watched your vids for a couple weeks so the new model made me forget who you were xD
2:45 In the west (Australia, Canada, the UK and the US) you can just identify as a women and walk into women's restrooms.
depends on the deed and the level of participation. even if we ignore the success of doing it as that will cause weight gain in the next nine month.
epididymal hypertension
41:05 Bro looks like MatPat
did i really just hear someone say 42 thousand pounds is almost 2 tons? a ton is 2 thousand pounds a ton is legit a pound measurement not a kilo. also kiloton is a thing and it would still be way more then just 2
Probably mistaken Ton with Tonne... which is similar.. bcuz both pronounce the same (Ton). 1 tonne/"ton" = 1000 kg. Kiloton is the pronounciation, it written "Kilotonne".
7:04 One number:3008
7:34 I mean, if you knock her up...
19000 kg = 19 tons, not 2 tons
1:50 'Larping seems so fun'.
it.. can be but all it takes is just one or two trolls and everyone's fun is in fact ruined. Did two sessions, was a late invite, the story/session was already in full swing. I found my niche' in it.. then there's this huge combat argument that everyone is walking slowly back to the meeting zone, arguing loudly.
Well.. never went back. Table top is better for fantasy immersion.
for live action.. just cosplay and have some kinky sex.. saves the drama and you get what you came for, out of it.
30:35 that isn't fiction. had a woman give me an address that wasn't hers, too, when we were going to meet.
Yep happens often. So.. I don't listen to women anymore and say, 'no video call, no meet up'.
I demand to see them, hear them, and then see them without make up.. I do not allow myself to be catfished.
0:50 Yes I will accept that job because I live in the third world country
Glad I don’t need to paint on a beard 😂
15:50 “Dog on that grindset.”
33:50 good thing i'm 5'4
Not LARP do Buhurt😌
I know why Alvin is there, but I won’t tell… 😈
just comment to comment something and watch the vid on 0,25 speed and on mute cause I probably saw it on stream #47
11:20 about biweekly
45:00 These are just some of the fine "young" "migrants" Europe is letting en masse :)
Great video you're a funny vtuber and adorable little animal with your vtuber model if it was real id want to pet it's head i love animals
Nah not options open, friendzoned
People do know we give the Book of Mormon out for free, right?
@11:50 that isn't a thing and there would only be pain there if you are sick or have a disease or you got hit. But usually those saying that are just lying and trying to mess with women.
Historical reenactments aren't the same as Larping.
Larping is elves, pixies, magic and foam swords.
Historical reenactments are real weapons using historically relevant clothing, armour, and weapons for the time period you're portraying, and yes people get really hurt, I've seen a guy have his hand sliced through to the wrist like a banana split, he attempted to stop a billhook spear with his hand
You absolutely can have LARP sessions for historical/history-inspired events as well.
@@OzixiThrill well you *can* but you shouldn't ethically, you're misrepresenting history by doing that.
For instance I took part in the Baron's war, there were judges who would grade groups, they'd even inspect your camp, no modern tents, no modern foods (such as potatoes or tomatoes), I couldn't even wear my glasses walking around.
You're allowed a box to keep any important personal belongings.
We took things seriously
LARP is "Life Action Role Play" so it's not strictly fantasy, you can roleplay as historical units and even replay historic encounters. Reenactment is a choreography with pre-determined winners and casulties.
@@the98themperoroftheholybri33 "well you can but you shouldn't ethically, you're misrepresenting history by doing that."
My man... About half of historical reenactment groups don't bother with running the scripts of old wars and instead engage in what can be described as historically accurate LARPing.
There is nothing "ethically wrong" about that, as it misrepresent nothing.
Also, no small number of misconceptions have been born from the other half not nailing things perfectly (like the effective range and general tactics of the Civil War); By your logic, attempts for full-on historical reenactment should also not be done due to mistakes, some of which are very common and have lead to widespread misconceptions.
You had a very true-to-form group. That's nice. There are hundreds, if not thousands of reenactment groups, catering to a wide variety of preferences. Some of those focus on accuracy, some try to see what alternate tactics might have done in certain scenarios. Some yet are just a couple dudes getting together popping off some noise makers or clanking together some metal bitties for fun.
In short, I'd recommend against using your limited experience from making absolute statements, especially if you start moralizing the discussion.
@@OzixiThrill why do you sound like a Redditor repeating what I just said? I know what I said cos I wrote it, it makes you sound "restarted".
So anyway, you clearly don't understand the difference between the two, if you called a reenactor a larper you'd be insulting them, in larping you aren't required to know historical martial techniques, you can just show up with your toy sword and start swinging it around, do that at a reenactment with a real weapon and you'll hurt someone or yourself, and you'll get permanently banned from ever participating in any group (we all talk to each other)
15:45 this dog said screw it and made his own economy
17:16 the future is when everything is orange and aqua blue
8:45 the artist meant “they are both hella immature on the inside-too immature to be seriously dating.”
2:37 i was once forcefully pulled to a female bathroom on my school once...
30:22 Macrooooooni with the chicken nuggs AHHHHH 39:19 It was me Dio the entire time.
29:48 oh yeah I've heard about this news. Poor guy got so exhausted