I looked at the time and was surprised it was only 4 minutes. Felt like they could've watched half one of the wheel entries in the time it took to get through the open.
This episode was truly and utterly unhinged. I could feel Mike's thought patterns breaking down into circular paradoxes as the ale robbed him of what little mental acumen remains for a man of his advanced age and forced him to turn on Rich and Jay. It was almost disturbing to watch. Please make more like this
I get what he's trying to say, but he's not a great communicator. He's saying within the fictional movie-logic, it's coincident, but from the perspective of the viewer, it's an intentional choice and therefore not coincidental. They're both right, technically.
I've been watching some old episodes, and is it just me, or does Mike seem to get more drunk every year? I'm middle aged my self, and it definately takes less to make me clumsy and slur my words. In earlier years you couldn't tell that any of them had had so much as a drop. But recently...
Actual tears when Mike starts saying that getting an actress to play an actress is a coincidence, i dont know how long it has been since ive laughed that hard but oh my god
I know what you mean man. My face and stomach hurt from laughing so hard and much. Probably dosent help I had a few gummies (legal state) before watching.
Mike is in rare demented form. We always thought he was playing Mr. Plinkett, but it was Plinkett who was playing the character of Mike Stoklasa all along
I think the fact that this video was edited by Mike is proof positive that nobody finds Mike's descent into alcoholism and dementia more hilarious than himself.
Once Mike hits senility, he's gonna be a force to be reckoned with at the home. And will likely die laughing at himself in the mirror while screaming "he's so old!"
The finale of the exchange on coincidence where Rich asks "is there literally any woman they could have hired for this role where it wouldn't have been a coincidence", and Mike replies "A Doctor", is this generation's "Who's On First." A masterpiece.
My favorite is at the end when (paraphrased) Mike says “An actor can play a doctor, but a doctor can’t be an actor.” Jay yells, “That’s not true! Ken Jeung was a doctor who became an actor!” “No, Jay. That’s what you’d call a coincidence.”
I think the strongest proof of a higher power is the fact that Mike was obviously stricken with dementia after making fun of old people too many times. Truly biblical.
@@killmesoftly3755 It's in like the second or third season. I'm sure the scene can be found on TH-cam. It was one of the standout jokes of the early series and I think it was the first appearance of the "two hours later" title card punchline.
The opening is a good example of the psychological term "learned helplessness". Every choice Josh makes leads to Mike destroying Josh's hope. Eventually Josh realizes there is nothing he can do, he is helpless in this situation, and just stops to function as a human and refusing to make any choice. They used to do these experiments on puppies, but that was too cruel.
@@Soyboy10 Very much so. If such experiments were done on dogs and they were stopped, it certainly wasn't due to the excessive cruelty of the experiments given the barbarous things being done to dogs now.
I love this episode. Nah, I'm kidding, it sucks. But really, this episode is great. However, it's actually terrible. But I do think it's the best episode ever. Although it's the worst episode ever. I did enjoy it a lot though, even though I hated it. In the end, I'm giving it 5/5, but I'm actually giving it 0/5. Just kidding.
When Rich said 10 years of this, it made me realise RLM is my longest running youtube subscription. Others have come and gone, but the fellas always have me watching. It's like family.
@@001variation So, within the context of the film, the fact the the main character is an actress within the story is a coincidence because it doesn't really have anything to do with gun safety or why she's learning about gun safety. Is that about right?
Was very noble of Mike to take on all of the group’s drunkenness and dementia for the discussion. He saw Jay mix up the tapes and knew he had to save his friends from their fate.
@@korganrocks3995 One would have though that two opposing sides of alcohol induced lack of communication would cancel each other out and make everything crystal clear, but alas no.
As a former prosecutor, this looks like Rich's defense team edited the last two minutes of the episode to persuade the jury into acquitting Rich on triple homicide charges.
I heartfully disagree. Had she picked the yellow earmuffs, the yellow would transition from an accent color to a competing color that clashes with the green. By going with the green muffs, she keeps the main green motif intact while the yellow scarf divides the green into separate, yet complimentary segments, as an accent color should. Now naturally, she would have wanted green earmuffs with yellow accenting to really sport up the ensemble, but in a pinch I think she made the right call.
@@austenbin4068 What about when she's at home in her nightgown and kerchief...what color hearing protection is she going to put on before shooting a rapscallion illegally entering her boudoir?
So what you’re saying is at some point we’re going to be watching 4 blobs at a table speaking in white noise about 3 small rectangles and one of them screams
@@kaykutcher2103There were never any kids or dolls. It's just grandpa alone in a room, sobbing silently, for 4 hours. Then the screen goes black and we hear a bang. Truly a kids movie
Liz: Its not good for you to watch too much tv. Slick: Well my grandfather lived to be a hundred. Liz: Did he watch a lot of tv? Slick: No, he minded his own Goddamn business.
Beasel is absolutely the same type of entity as Pennywise. Appears every 27 years ("I'm back!"), lulls children into a false sense of security before feeding on their fears, most adults seem to be unaware of its presence. That one kid was just more perceptive than the others, I think, because he clearly knew something truly, inconceivably evil was in their midst.
Someone should transcribe this to VHS and send it in to Wheel of the Worst so sober Mike has to experience what he put everyone else through today. Now, that would be coincidental.
Have we ever considered that Luigi's Cafe is always closed because Liz wouldn't stop nagging their patrons about the evils of caffeine consumption, forcing Luigi's Cafe to close permanently, and leading to Luigi filing for bankruptcy? The Liz Lore is deep.
And everyone else has moved away or at least planned thier working lives around Liz to avoid her except for Slick who can't afford to live anywhere else.
@@gunmunz Slick used to work at Luigi's Cafe until Liz drove them out of business. Now that Slick's lost his job, there's few things he can find joy or comfort in, except for television as a distraction.
Perhaps the strangest thing about Beasel the Easel is that she's in a video about fire safety, rather than something thematically relevant, like art, or something. Like, there are plenty of kid's videos about art. What does an easel have to do with fire safety?
It's endearing how Mike is trying to make a perfectly good point (that the video about the lady and the puppet isn't about asking for kids for a bit of money, but about imprinting the idea of giving money to the church so they'll do it _for their entire lives_ ), but his speech is so slurred by his uncontrollable, rampant alcoholism that it all comes out like gibberish to the other guys.
@@VikingTeddy Where I grew up, there was a guy who had killed his brain with alcohol. You'd see him walking around, talking to himself, evidently seeing things. I feel like Mike needs some help.
By this point Mike has subjected us to the wheel, Plinketto, junka, the choose-n-lose, black spine raffle, etc. So BOTW could just be called "Grandpa's Magical Toys"
What they are is the perfect antidote to all those endless clowns on social media platforms who're trying to appear cool / with perfect lives. RLM appear DRUNK and FUCK IT.
This is actually one of the deepest episodes I've seen. Rich in that last few minutes, man... you can SEE how he sees his former self in his friends and how he's concerned for them. He's happy he quit drinking but sad that he can't relate to them in their state. He's a really strong dude to be in that environment and stay sober. I respect him 100%.
@1978toyotachinook thank you for clarifying. I've heard a few comments from Mike about how he "doesn't drink" and I think I assumed and inserted "anymore." Makes total sense, I respect the man for that.
@@mendelovitch A good metal band is a silly metal band. Good metal is seriously fun and a band who takes themselves too seriously is just edgy crap, but there is always a space for serious commentary too
If it were simple, it wouldn't be as fun. After all the whole point of the Wheel, Plinketto, Junka, and any other way Mike can think of picking random films to watch; Creates a sense of randomness. It keeps things interesting. You'll get the occasional clunker sure but then you'll get yourself a David Carradine, an Exploding Varmints, a Shoji Tabuji, or even something even more fun!
Mike went from being a dad who was looking through his son's music collection to a grandpa who's slowly losing his reading comprehension in the span of 2 videos
I was REALLY hoping they'd land on Grandpa's Magical Toys because I use to watch that a lot when I was a kid. Imagine my unbridled excitement and then subsequent disappointment when they landed on it and grabbed the wrong tape to watch.
@@JigglePhysics3000 Define better, because as far as quality of the video itself? Yes, better lol. It's a musical about kids shrinking and playing with talking toys!
@@ClavicleCleric Yep, she time traveled right before her death to watch this very episode! Tarantino is using her Red Letter Media time travel plot as the crux of his next/‘final’ film! Because it involves time travel it’s not breaking his own stupid rules about only making 10 films in his career!
That was the best editing in the ep - I love when they do dramatic stuff like that - also made me think Rich could be an FBI agent or something - reminded me of when he crashed the Christmas tree too
That was totally the burden on the sober and of the sober sometimes on RLM. A beautiful and magical role, beset on all sides by folly and peril. A blessing, and a curse.
@@OliviaCLTFC Jack doesn't do these sober. He got absolutely wasted at least once on a Halloween BotW. Maybe he doesnt get drunk every time, but he definitely doesnt do them sober like Rich
I love that Mike is leaning into the going senile bit, when he finally does go senile everyone will still think he's being funny as he slowly loses his mind generating content until he dies.
That coincidence discussion with Mike caused me to lose many brain cells. Lmao I couldnt tell if he was being obtuse for a bit or if he genuinely forgot the meaning of coincidence and was too stubborn to admit he was wrong when Rich points it out.
This is such a great showcase of each member of the panel's functions. Mike is an evil genius pretending to be a crazy drunk and provokes an insane argement, Rich gets exasperated and falls prey to Mike's gambit, Josh knows exactly what Mike is doing and still falls prey, Jay falling for it and just giggling like a lunatic anyway
@@PussInBoot414Yeah Mike’s definitely hamming it up for sure for comedic effect. I mean, they’re puttin’ on a show after all. Also, he’s the one who edited the episode including that beautifully chaotic ending.
The editing, the pathos, the music at the end of This and indeed Rich’s hopeless melancholy. Reminded me of erik satie gnossienne 1. Years of tears in just one hour
I had Grandpa's Magical Toys as a small child. I remember almost nothing about it, other than a vague fondness. The emotional rollercoaster when they landed on it but then watched a different video almost killed me.
My obsession with Magnum PI knows no bounds... as soon as the woman turned up at the gun range "Isn't that Magnum's old friend Goldie who wanted to rescue the dolphin?" IMDB has A Women's Guide to Firearms as one of Lee Purcell's acting credits. (I didn't think these things would be listed on IMDB, but there we go...) 😎
I never imagined that today would be the day that the cameras captured a grown ass man experiencing a stroke in real time!? Remember Mike, if you smell burnt toast rush to your doctor IMMEDIATELY!!
@@maw9406 Mike was rushed to doctor playing the actor who playacted a heart surgery without actually doing anything. No animals were harmed during the procedure. MIke's harm level stayed the same.
It's getting difficult to distinguish whether Mike is a genius character actor or a syphilis ridden husk of a man controlled by a new form of Cordyceps fungus. I'm torn between enjoying this fever dream content and calling in the CDC to cordon of Milwaukee so they can prevent the coming apocalypse.
Goddamn you! 🤣🥹😂😭This made me laugh so hard and uncontrollably I nearly vomited from laughing so hard! Had I not come up for air I swear to god id be dead! Excellent descriptive work on “syphilis ridden husk of a man!”
Mmmm, we either need to write this as a cheese-based fungus, or some sort of mutant fungus that can survive in large, large, vast quantities of alcohol. And that an actor's actor could play.
If you read nietzsche, you’d learn that Master morality was the common sentiment before Christianity, the simplest definition was the idea that to be poor was unfortunate and a bad thing and to be rich was a fortunate and good thing. the early Christians / owner class socially re engineered this into it being good to be poor and it being Evil to be rich. In fact, the only way to be granted into heaven is to not be rich and remain poor until death. “Obey your earthly master as if they are the lord, Christ.” This passage attempts to make the elite martyrs just like Jesus because they are sacrificing their everlasting soul to hell for our earthly comforts. If you ever provide earthly comforts yourself(become a master) than you will be struck with eternal suffering based off of the Buddhist hell. The Christian Hell was a Roman invention, in the Old Testament, Jews did not believe in any such thing and What’s worse is the hypocrisy, For centuries, elites have personally believed in master morality or that it is good to be rich, and they teach their children this as well, but they expect priests to teach the masses slave morality or that it is good to be poor. The proof of nietzsches hypothesis is sort of in the pudding if you look for it. It’s in that tape.
Mike got so drunk close to the end. It's not difficult to imagine the amount of suffering you guys were going through to record this episode. God bless you guys!
It's so nice that Jay volunteers at an old folks home and is just so patient with them
they look so old now...
He drains them of youth and hair, he's a vampire.
@@yurifairy2969 they aged like super rapidly over the pandemic, for some reason
@@Yixdy It´s like a race of who ages faster
mike had a weirdly combative vibe this episode.
That opening skit was less than 4 minutes, but with the power of movie magic they made it feel like 20
It's already on my top 10 rlm skits lmao
@@the_buddeit's the sequel to "oh no no no you misunderstood"
I looked at the time and was surprised it was only 4 minutes. Felt like they could've watched half one of the wheel entries in the time it took to get through the open.
I literally checked the comments to see how much longer it would go on
RLM is a mentally abusive husband and we are the hopeless battered wives that keep coming back. When are we going break the cycle of abuse?
This episode appeared on TH-cam and I'm now watching it, what an amazing coincidence!
Are you an actor tho?
No you hack, you were watching TH-cam and this video is on TH-cam, that's the coincidence!
The real coincidence is that this video just happened to end up on TH-cam, a site best known for hosting videos.
I refuse to believe this is a coincidence until you can prove you are an actress in a gun safety video
Classic catch-22
This episode was truly and utterly unhinged. I could feel Mike's thought patterns breaking down into circular paradoxes as the ale robbed him of what little mental acumen remains for a man of his advanced age and forced him to turn on Rich and Jay. It was almost disturbing to watch.
Please make more like this
The fact that Mike had to edit this episode feels like justice.
Ah, that's why the cuts and edits were so crazy, I was going to ask if Jay was ok.
@@kildogery after this episode, no body is ok. 😆
@@kildogery lmfao the moment I saw 6:07 I knew Mike edited the video
They hired an editor to edit this episode? Wow what a coincidence
Whoever is the drunkest, has earned editorial duties. 😆
Mike's dementia is especially strong this episode. You can see how much it's tormenting his poor friends in their day-to-day lives.
You can track the decline of his mental faculties in the first 4 minutes as Mike undergoes a stroke in real time! 🤣
Especially when he starts just making noises at the rest of the gang and expecting them to understand him
I get what he's trying to say, but he's not a great communicator. He's saying within the fictional movie-logic, it's coincident, but from the perspective of the viewer, it's an intentional choice and therefore not coincidental. They're both right, technically.
I've been watching some old episodes, and is it just me, or does Mike seem to get more drunk every year?
I'm middle aged my self, and it definately takes less to make me clumsy and slur my words.
In earlier years you couldn't tell that any of them had had so much as a drop. But recently...
That's not dementia, that's just Mike.
that intro between Mike and Josh felt like an eternity
Just wait, there's a "coincedence" "conversation" coming up.
@@Nebuloid1 I found the "coincidence" argument hilarious.
I am high and I’ve been in the video intro for six months. I’m freaking out because Mike keeps repeating THREE MOVIES
That's how they secretly talk irl when not doing BOTW
I like to imagine someone who has never seen redlettermedia enduring that intro in horror
Actual tears when Mike starts saying that getting an actress to play an actress is a coincidence, i dont know how long it has been since ive laughed that hard but oh my god
I know what you mean man. My face and stomach hurt from laughing so hard and much. Probably dosent help I had a few gummies (legal state) before watching.
We need Mike and Rich in 1930’s baseball uniforms performing this as their own personal “Who’s on First?”
Same hahaha, I even rewinded and watched it again and I laughed even harder the second time 😂😂😂
Mike is in rare demented form. We always thought he was playing Mr. Plinkett, but it was Plinkett who was playing the character of Mike Stoklasa all along
rare?
What a coincidence!
@@darkshadowslayer 🤣 fair
Rich had an existential crisis at the end. It was nice of Mike to notice that.
Not the twist we wanted, it was the twist we needed.
This is maybe the most cursed episode they've ever released... Mike was seemingly drunk before they even started
Mike is always drunk from the start. I just think that this time, he might have drank Rich's insuline by accident.
@@marc-antoinemarcoux697 So now he's drunk AND hypoglycemic👍
Mr. "I hate improv" really went for it.
As a late stage alcoholic, Mike now appears intoxicated only when he is not drinking.
When is he not?
I'm honestly impressed how consistently the guys make me think "Ok, now they've definitely lost their minds for real this episode"
This was the single most deranged botw episode. I think the tapes are finally getting to them...
I think the fact that this video was edited by Mike is proof positive that nobody finds Mike's descent into alcoholism and dementia more hilarious than himself.
Show some respect this is literally a feature length piece of cinema.
@@lucamckenn5932 I'm invested
@@Pocketrocket-pj1usfor real, facing a real rough thing with dignity and grace
Mike showing up in this video was a pure coincidence.
Dementia is a sign of age. Of course Mike loves it.
Once Mike hits senility, he's gonna be a force to be reckoned with at the home. And will likely die laughing at himself in the mirror while screaming "he's so old!"
Mike won't hit senility
Senility is gonna hit Mike
What do you means “once”?
@@quagernag You think he'll hit it twice?!
@@DaMaddness Thrice will he hit senility. And then he will pick which of the three was the best.
@@JerBear117 Four is RIGHT OUT.
We’ve now reached the Gimmick Singularity where the Wheel of the Worst is considered “Classic” and “Not a Gimmick”
its been a decade
In another decade it will become a religious ritual.
@@aarondavis8943 Just like watching redlettermedia?!
What a Catch 22
It's more like Baywatch Nights Season 2.
The finale of the exchange on coincidence where Rich asks "is there literally any woman they could have hired for this role where it wouldn't have been a coincidence", and Mike replies "A Doctor", is this generation's "Who's On First." A masterpiece.
Jesus this one sucked. Mike "I hate improv" never met an unfunny improv he couldn't milk for ten fucking painful minutes.
My favorite is at the end when (paraphrased) Mike says “An actor can play a doctor, but a doctor can’t be an actor.”
Jay yells, “That’s not true! Ken Jeung was a doctor who became an actor!”
“No, Jay. That’s what you’d call a coincidence.”
Mike has fully embraced his role as antagonist... and it might even spark a tiny flicker of joy in his cold , dead heart.
Good thing I’m on the no-fly list then. Too bad I’m a walker.
I think the strongest proof of a higher power is the fact that Mike was obviously stricken with dementia after making fun of old people too many times. Truly biblical.
its like poetry
It rhymes
olds
I fear for our baby binks!
Coincidental*
It’s great to be here for BOTW’s first gas leak episode. Can someone check on Mike and make sure he gets a head scan?
I'm so glad it's not just me. No jokes being played here, I'm becoming genuinely concerned.
@@Edinburgh1000ok Mike
He is so annoying, I almost turned the video off after 2 minutes - and now I am watching it for the second time :p
The mind-bending "actress coincidence" argument is truly an RLM moment for the ages
I was elated when they decided to adapt the irony discussion from Red vs Blue to live action.
@@EvanBlax Irony discussion? What episode?
I’ve seen the series and don’t remember that in RvB
I thought I was losing my mind
Up there with the "brick wall" argument! Also, Mike explaining why it wasn't about the money was up there with B for "not balding". 😄
@@killmesoftly3755 It's in like the second or third season. I'm sure the scene can be found on TH-cam. It was one of the standout jokes of the early series and I think it was the first appearance of the "two hours later" title card punchline.
A catch-22 would be “We can’t hire an actress to play this role, but any woman we hire becomes an actress thus being ineligible for the role.”
Yeah, but that's still a coincidence.
Maybe the reason they can't hire an actress is a coincidence.
but what if you hire a doctor?
@@fennecfoxfanatica doctor can be an actor tho
The opening is a good example of the psychological term "learned helplessness". Every choice Josh makes leads to Mike destroying Josh's hope. Eventually Josh realizes there is nothing he can do, he is helpless in this situation, and just stops to function as a human and refusing to make any choice.
They used to do these experiments on puppies, but that was too cruel.
All the choices are hopeless misery? Sounds like a classic best of the worst to me!
That makes a lot of sense.😊
Justice for Josh and Justice for Slick
REALLY FUN fact: they still experiment on dogs and various other animals
@@Soyboy10 Very much so. If such experiments were done on dogs and they were stopped, it certainly wasn't due to the excessive cruelty of the experiments given the barbarous things being done to dogs now.
This has to be the most incomprehensible best of the worst in history. Mike's gone fully senile. I love it.
I love this episode. Nah, I'm kidding, it sucks. But really, this episode is great. However, it's actually terrible. But I do think it's the best episode ever. Although it's the worst episode ever. I did enjoy it a lot though, even though I hated it. In the end, I'm giving it 5/5, but I'm actually giving it 0/5. Just kidding.
he's becoming one with Mr Plinkett
Na there's a Halloween episode where they all got so shit-faced they couldn't even finish it.
When Rich said 10 years of this, it made me realise RLM is my longest running youtube subscription. Others have come and gone, but the fellas always have me watching. It's like family.
And that's what's so powerful about it.
It’s about family
@@masturdate And that's what subverted my expectations about everything.
my favorite parasocial relationship
It rhymes
Mike’s ‘coincidence’ rant was borderline experimental.
Within the inner logic of the movie, it is a coincidence. But in the context of the movie as a production, it's not a coincidence.
@@001variation So, within the context of the film, the fact the the main character is an actress within the story is a coincidence because it doesn't really have anything to do with gun safety or why she's learning about gun safety. Is that about right?
She's an actress acting as an actress
Was very noble of Mike to take on all of the group’s drunkenness and dementia for the discussion. He saw Jay mix up the tapes and knew he had to save his friends from their fate.
"only Mike can win an argument by agreeing with the other side"
-Rich Evans
Mike was absolutely right though, Josh was just too drunk to understand.
@@FantasticOtto Yes, but unfortunately Mike was too drunk to explain it well enough for a drunk person to understand. 😄
@@korganrocks3995 One would have though that two opposing sides of alcohol induced lack of communication would cancel each other out and make everything crystal clear, but alas no.
Congrats guys, this is probably your most unhinged episode of Wheel of the Worst to date as remarked by celebrated film critic Pauline Kael.
I thought that too
It's certainly their most 25th Wheel of the Worst as well
@@jackbonearttheir last episode was REAL close, but I think they finally nailed it with this one!
Melting man melted my heart and will always have a place in the gooey centre. This was good too. But there were no shattered heads.
As a former prosecutor, this looks like Rich's defense team edited the last two minutes of the episode to persuade the jury into acquitting Rich on triple homicide charges.
Justice for Slinky!!!
As a former Poet Laureate of the United States, I defer to the prosecution.
@@davestier6247 As someone who is not American nor has anything to do with the American legal system, I agree
@@Zontar82 same here but i disagree!
*Pause button*
"The suspect claimed he couldn't remember what happened."
Josh is correct: she should have gone with the yellow headphones, since yellow is an accent color in her outfit. Going all-green is too matchy-matchy.
That's how you know a man wrote it.
I heartfully disagree. Had she picked the yellow earmuffs, the yellow would transition from an accent color to a competing color that clashes with the green. By going with the green muffs, she keeps the main green motif intact while the yellow scarf divides the green into separate, yet complimentary segments, as an accent color should. Now naturally, she would have wanted green earmuffs with yellow accenting to really sport up the ensemble, but in a pinch I think she made the right call.
@@austenbin4068 What about when she's at home in her nightgown and kerchief...what color hearing protection is she going to put on before shooting a rapscallion illegally entering her boudoir?
Exactly! Should have had her pick up a clashing colour, a blue or an orange so that it actually made sense.
Coincidentally, yellow & green is a "medium hazard" warning for water currents.
I think years of acetone inhalation have melted Mike's brain.
And rubbly gloves.
@@danwest9900 Wear your safety gogglies, kids!
Prions...
I love that Mike edited this. It's like a Van Gogh self portrait.
its either that or the rampant alcoholism
Mike editing videos is reminiscent of the guy who painted daily self portraits as his alzheimers progressed
He just keeps drinking, till it's fucking done.
...how did he remember to do it?
"what the fuck is wrong with you"- Rich Evans
So what you’re saying is at some point we’re going to be watching 4 blobs at a table speaking in white noise about 3 small rectangles and one of them screams
Mike has mastered the art of gaslighting so much he can switch from lie to lie within sentences.
'Grandpa's Magical Toys' was robbed. Earworm songs, Anthropomorphic animal costumes, Creepy clowns: Wee Sing's got it all!
Yeah. That one is hilarious. I stopped watching after they didn’t do that one.
"Good morning, good morning and how do you doooo!"
"What can you do, Punchinello, funny fellow?"
I remember it so well. They would have loved it.
Agreed! They need to share our pain lol
@@thomasrovinsky2192 good morning good morning I'm fine how are you
A blood debt is now owed to Grandpa’s Magical Toys, gentlemen. I grew up with this tape and trust me, it won’t let you go. You must watch.
Sounds like scarring content
What happens in it
A blood debt, you say?
So it ends with Grandpa turning himself in and serving a life sentence?
A pound of flesh? Does he turn the kids to dolls?
@@kaykutcher2103There were never any kids or dolls. It's just grandpa alone in a room, sobbing silently, for 4 hours. Then the screen goes black and we hear a bang. Truly a kids movie
"Only Mike can win an argument by agreeing with the other side."
-Rich Evans
More poetry from this man.
Liz: Its not good for you to watch too much tv. Slick: Well my grandfather lived to be a hundred. Liz: Did he watch a lot of tv? Slick: No, he minded his own Goddamn business.
old but gold
This is amazing
Mike proved himself as the king of subverting expectations in the first 3 minutes alone
Take note Rian Johnson, nobody has forgiven you for the Last Jedi.
And he continued his rampage later in the video...
It’s about family and that’s what’s so powerful about it.
@@Viceroy_Sundercles_III No one's every really gone...from the Wheel...
I clapped when I saw it
Beasel is absolutely the same type of entity as Pennywise. Appears every 27 years ("I'm back!"), lulls children into a false sense of security before feeding on their fears, most adults seem to be unaware of its presence. That one kid was just more perceptive than the others, I think, because he clearly knew something truly, inconceivably evil was in their midst.
Hopefully they didn't include the gangbang in the video.
@@bytoadynolastname6149*slide whistle*
Beasel Juice
You mean the same kind of entity as Eloisecole.
@@ericv00 Oh yeah, they mentioned the "grief clown" and it made me want to watch that episode. Any idea which one it's from?
Someone should transcribe this to VHS and send it in to Wheel of the Worst so sober Mike has to experience what he put everyone else through today. Now, that would be coincidental.
You think Mike is ever sober on this show?
no, that's a catch 22
That would be borderline experimental!
@@Sierra.Foxtrot one could say it would break new ground
@@suzbone It'd be like poetry, because it barfs.
RedLetterMedia is proof that art is impossible without suffering.
OH no
massive W for the pfp, such great beats
Rich enters the chat
Mike single handedly driving the video off the rails around 30 minutes in is a certified RLM moment
I don't know man, was this video ever on the rails?
That makes a lot of sense.
Already when he started talking lol
Have we ever considered that Luigi's Cafe is always closed because Liz wouldn't stop nagging their patrons about the evils of caffeine consumption, forcing Luigi's Cafe to close permanently, and leading to Luigi filing for bankruptcy?
The Liz Lore is deep.
48:12 still 100% tracks though, I bet that bitch goes home and watches tv all night. she just loves berating people that much
And everyone else has moved away or at least planned thier working lives around Liz to avoid her except for Slick who can't afford to live anywhere else.
@@gunmunz Slick used to work at Luigi's Cafe until Liz drove them out of business.
Now that Slick's lost his job, there's few things he can find joy or comfort in, except for television as a distraction.
Liz convinced them to removed their TV, which caused the clients to go0 elsewhere. Oh and Luigi gave him all his money.
You dont want to hear what Liz said about mask mandates
I particularly enjoyed the part where Mike’s brain didn’t work.
Timestamp 00:00 to 1:14:07 in case anyone wants to skip to that part! 😊
Yes, I too enjoyed the episode
So like....episode 4 then?
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
He reminds me so much of my dad who's pushing past 70, although Mike's gentler about his argumentative standpoints.
Perhaps the strangest thing about Beasel the Easel is that she's in a video about fire safety, rather than something thematically relevant, like art, or something. Like, there are plenty of kid's videos about art. What does an easel have to do with fire safety?
Go to hell and find out. Beezlebub. Paint your vision children graffito it up.
It's endearing how Mike is trying to make a perfectly good point (that the video about the lady and the puppet isn't about asking for kids for a bit of money, but about imprinting the idea of giving money to the church so they'll do it _for their entire lives_ ), but his speech is so slurred by his uncontrollable, rampant alcoholism that it all comes out like gibberish to the other guys.
I don’t think he read nietzsche
mike had a weirdly combative vibe this episode.
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@@RobertSlover Why do you keep spamming that comment ?
That is what the other guys were saying as well - it was implied
I love this trend of rlm thumbnails where Rich just has lasers coming out of his head for no reason
These thumbnails are starting to be pretty metal, TBH.
Rich is playing Darkseid in the new Justice League movie
The shiny patches on his balding head are just THAT reflective
@@Football__JunkieI would be 100% on board for that. Mike as Granny!
The lasers are a coincidence. He's a laser in real life.
Mike is such a belligerent old man this episode, it’s amazing.
He's definitely more and more inebriated with each passing year. You can't tell from the others that they've had a drink, but Mike though.
Agitation! IT'S A SIGN!
@@VikingTeddy Where I grew up, there was a guy who had killed his brain with alcohol. You'd see him walking around, talking to himself, evidently seeing things. I feel like Mike needs some help.
SHSHSHSHSHSHAAAAP!
He's drunk. Shockingly drunk. As in, shockingly drunk, even for Mike.
The whole "coincidence" argument was the new "brain breaking" moment- I honestly was dying that whole conversation
By this point Mike has subjected us to the wheel, Plinketto, junka, the choose-n-lose, black spine raffle, etc. So BOTW could just be called "Grandpa's Magical Toys"
“We need to create a children’s character.”
“Okay. What do children love?”
“Easels!”
The best part is the topic is fire safety and the mascot is a paintbrush. And is named a little too close to Beelzebub
designer: finally, I can tell my mom and dad my arts degree was useful
@@dereklong2839 doesn't help that it also looks like a demonic entity.
In all seriousness, RedLetterMedia might well end up being the greatest PSA against alcohol abuse ever made by the time it’s over.
Nothing will best onlyusemeblade
His latest achievement is drunk driving while yelling the n-word which is highly comedic if not a little pitiful
@@Pocketrocket-pj1us dude streams on his channel but the highlights are on a channel called billabong matt or smthn
@@machine-shopbilly6584it’s a regular occurrence in Milwaukee.
What they are is the perfect antidote to all those endless clowns on social media platforms who're trying to appear cool / with perfect lives.
RLM appear DRUNK
and FUCK IT.
This is actually one of the deepest episodes I've seen. Rich in that last few minutes, man... you can SEE how he sees his former self in his friends and how he's concerned for them. He's happy he quit drinking but sad that he can't relate to them in their state. He's a really strong dude to be in that environment and stay sober. I respect him 100%.
dicks out for Rich
The massive cocktail of Chinese benzos and Russian opioids keeps him pretty level headed now days.
When did he quit?
Rich never drank, his biological parents were addicts and he's been a teetotaler his entire life
@1978toyotachinook thank you for clarifying. I've heard a few comments from Mike about how he "doesn't drink" and I think I assumed and inserted "anymore." Makes total sense, I respect the man for that.
If you guys think you can compensate for the damage you've caused by shaming some of my fav metal bands for their silly names...you are right.
Silliness is part of the joys of metal. Have you listened to HVPK? Pure black comedy. They play distorted blockflute, for mu's sake!
One of them was my cousin’s band. I’ve been giving him shit for the band’s name for years lol
@@mendelovitch A good metal band is a silly metal band. Good metal is seriously fun and a band who takes themselves too seriously is just edgy crap, but there is always a space for serious commentary too
hearing them mention the County Medical Examiners and General Surgery gave me a grindgasm
😂
1:12:40 "I'm watching TV, I'm starting fires, And I want to own a firearm"
- Mike Stoklasa, 2023
He buys a shotgun and loads it with dragons breath shells
"...because I'm a woman..."
-Mike Stoklasa.
the modern american man
@@johnnyringo3871 better clean up the mess, Slick
It's like poetry, and thats what's so powerful about it
I don’t know why Rich wouldn’t just pick three sci-fi movies, it was so simple.
It's so EASY, even a stupid IDIOT could do it.
Wait, those weren't sci-fi movies?
If it were simple, it wouldn't be as fun. After all the whole point of the Wheel, Plinketto, Junka, and any other way Mike can think of picking random films to watch; Creates a sense of randomness. It keeps things interesting. You'll get the occasional clunker sure but then you'll get yourself a David Carradine, an Exploding Varmints, a Shoji Tabuji, or even something even more fun!
Never makes it easy on himself
It’s just a coincidence.
This episode made me quit drinking. Thanks guys!
I love how hard Mike is trying to drag everyone down to his level of insanity.
You mean up to his level of enlightenment
Is say sideways, into alcoholism.
This is the most drunk we've seen Mike since the last halloween episode!
It's a cry for help.
From his liver.
I think his liver went on strike and he just never noticed.
It edited this video.
Slick casually disposes of another puppet's body, and we get no explanation whatsoever. This episode is wild, man.
Legend has it Mike still doesn’t know what a coincidence is.
And, according to Mike, that's a coincidence too
Mike went from being a dad who was looking through his son's music collection to a grandpa who's slowly losing his reading comprehension in the span of 2 videos
Rich's craftmanship was impeccable as always! The fact that there was a space with no tape in it is why they kept getting stuff around that side!
Can’t believe that didn’t occur to him
Swapping the videos only to have it land where the video they wanted was before they moved it was perfect.
I was REALLY hoping they'd land on Grandpa's Magical Toys because I use to watch that a lot when I was a kid. Imagine my unbridled excitement and then subsequent disappointment when they landed on it and grabbed the wrong tape to watch.
I had this as a kid too, I went on the same emotional journey
Would it have been better than the Beasel the Easel video?
I SAID THE SAME THING! I screamed when they landed on it and was so sad they didn’t watch it! Loved that when I was a kid!
@@JigglePhysics3000 yes 100 times over yes
@@JigglePhysics3000 Define better, because as far as quality of the video itself? Yes, better lol. It's a musical about kids shrinking and playing with talking toys!
Not switching the video out due to apathetic laziness is the most RLM thing RLM has ever done. I love you guys.
I'm only four minutes in and this is already one of the most unhinged wheel of the worst episodes. I'm here for it.
You know, legendary film critic Pauline Kael actually said the same exact thing.
@@ClavicleCleric Yep, she time traveled right before her death to watch this very episode! Tarantino is using her Red Letter Media time travel plot as the crux of his next/‘final’ film! Because it involves time travel it’s not breaking his own stupid rules about only making 10 films in his career!
I started watching this just after I woke up, and that intro did not convince me I wasn’t still asleep.
l actually laughed hard at rich's sadness in the end...this channel took the soul out of me
that was hilarious, don't feel bad
That was the best editing in the ep - I love when they do dramatic stuff like that - also made me think Rich could be an FBI agent or something - reminded me of when he crashed the Christmas tree too
Rich is the only one to do all these sober. Poor guy
That was totally the burden on the sober and of the sober sometimes on RLM. A beautiful and magical role, beset on all sides by folly and peril. A blessing, and a curse.
@@OliviaCLTFC Jack doesn't do these sober. He got absolutely wasted at least once on a Halloween BotW. Maybe he doesnt get drunk every time, but he definitely doesnt do them sober like Rich
I love that Mike is leaning into the going senile bit, when he finally does go senile everyone will still think he's being funny as he slowly loses his mind generating content until he dies.
Rich silently watching Jay, Mike, and Josh blather on and on was the best part of the whole video. A proper ending indeed.
"What am I doing with my life?"
the part with the gunshot and slick jumping out of the window killed my kidneys
*Joker theme starts playing in his head*
That coincidence discussion with Mike caused me to lose many brain cells. Lmao I couldnt tell if he was being obtuse for a bit or if he genuinely forgot the meaning of coincidence and was too stubborn to admit he was wrong when Rich points it out.
Pretty sure he was just being Mike, after two sips of beer.
@@Nebuloid1 definitely more than two sips 😂
Feels like mike forgot his meds this episode , the next discussion was also nonsensical
@@pioter-ji1bo Two sips from his 6 bottle of beer.
This has some real B for bald, Ben is not bald energy
This is such a great showcase of each member of the panel's functions. Mike is an evil genius pretending to be a crazy drunk and provokes an insane argement, Rich gets exasperated and falls prey to Mike's gambit, Josh knows exactly what Mike is doing and still falls prey, Jay falling for it and just giggling like a lunatic anyway
Pretending?
@@PussInBoot414 well pretending to be JUST a crazy drunk
@@PussInBoot414Yeah Mike’s definitely hamming it up for sure for comedic effect. I mean, they’re puttin’ on a show after all. Also, he’s the one who edited the episode including that beautifully chaotic ending.
The actor playing an actor coincidence bit is transcendent. I've never felt more drunk while not actually being drunk.
The lady in that gun safety video could 100% have played April O'Neill in a Ninja Turtles movie
In the 90s, she definitely doesn't have the right look now.
What a coincidence!
no way, she isnt black lololol
@@noises4978Shh.
@@DD-zh6hz dont tell me what to do
The editing, the pathos, the music at the end of This and indeed Rich’s hopeless melancholy. Reminded me of erik satie gnossienne 1. Years of tears in just one hour
I had Grandpa's Magical Toys as a small child. I remember almost nothing about it, other than a vague fondness. The emotional rollercoaster when they landed on it but then watched a different video almost killed me.
It is on TH-cam in full. But I feel your pain.
i 100% had my hopes raised and dashed in a matter of moments. 😭
Same! I grew up with that video! Was so excited for them to do it!
I was so excited when they landed on it!!!
I had it too.
My obsession with Magnum PI knows no bounds... as soon as the woman turned up at the gun range "Isn't that Magnum's old friend Goldie who wanted to rescue the dolphin?" IMDB has A Women's Guide to Firearms as one of Lee Purcell's acting credits. (I didn't think these things would be listed on IMDB, but there we go...) 😎
Magnum is awesome.
Did you see the sunrise this morning?
@@OuttaMyMind911 *BLAM!*
“Grandpa’s Magical Toys.” Holy shit. Lost, buried memory unearthed 🤯
I'm surprised I finally add a wee sing tape!
Oh yeah, if they ever get around to THIS video they will have freaking nightmares for a long time
@Science Bear They have a P.O box listed on there website
did you get counseling afterwards?
@@TrueBuddhaCat But soooo much entertainment for us....
part of me expected the "mike gaslighting josh about what type of episode they were gonna have" bit to last the whole video
I would watch that for an hour.
Mike was seriously like "why do I have to wait till the voting at the end to be a contrarian?"
I know others have mentioned it, but it bears repitition: Jay's hair looks phenomenal, they should start calling HIM slick lol
I hope Mike is able to move past whatever trauma he is clearly working through.
I never imagined that today would be the day that the cameras captured a grown ass man experiencing a stroke in real time!? Remember Mike, if you smell burnt toast rush to your doctor IMMEDIATELY!!
the actor playing the doctor or the doctor playing the actor??
If he only paid attention to the fire safety video he could've learned that burning toast is a bad fire
@@maw9406 Mike was rushed to doctor playing the actor who playacted a heart surgery without actually doing anything.
No animals were harmed during the procedure. MIke's harm level stayed the same.
Well, first check the toaster - he might have just put some bread in there and forgotten about it.
Mike's alcoholism allowed him to power through the stroke with grace.
It's getting difficult to distinguish whether Mike is a genius character actor or a syphilis ridden husk of a man controlled by a new form of Cordyceps fungus. I'm torn between enjoying this fever dream content and calling in the CDC to cordon of Milwaukee so they can prevent the coming apocalypse.
Goddamn you! 🤣🥹😂😭This made me laugh so hard and uncontrollably I nearly vomited from laughing so hard! Had I not come up for air I swear to god id be dead! Excellent descriptive work on “syphilis ridden husk of a man!”
If he were an actor that would be such a coincidence!
Mmmm, we either need to write this as a cheese-based fungus, or some sort of mutant fungus that can survive in large, large, vast quantities of alcohol.
And that an actor's actor could play.
Can't believe Mike is on this episode, what a coincidence!
Mike’s “why are they still talking about this” really sums up the entirety of Best of the Worst
Such a weird coincidence that Mike Stoklasa talked about a VHS video on gun safety in this.
Is it a coincidence that a guy that talks about vhs videos talks about a vhs video or if a doctor talks about a vhs video
@@gagemartin7207 100% of VHS videos talk about doctors, so yes
Rich’s breakdown of how the pastor would come out and give a speech about each episode was so spot on it gave me pstd
"Don't get into cars, only adults can drive cars" is a very underrated line from Josh in this episode. Laughed like mad at that bit
When it's time to vote for BOTW Mike isn't even speaking English anymore and no one even acknowledges it.
I rewound that part like 5 times and still have no idea what he said...to be fair, I was also laughing hysterically every time
I think he was speaking in tongues, inspired by Liz's faith in Slick to not watch TV
It's very telling that they got super defensive over the tape that told them not to waste their lives in front of a TV screen
Nah, that Karen would have been equally annoying no matter what she was nagging poor Slick about.
If you read nietzsche, you’d learn that Master morality was the common sentiment before Christianity, the simplest definition was the idea that to be poor was unfortunate and a bad thing and to be rich was a fortunate and good thing. the early Christians / owner class socially re engineered this into it being good to be poor and it being Evil to be rich. In fact, the only way to be granted into heaven is to not be rich and remain poor until death. “Obey your earthly master as if they are the lord, Christ.” This passage attempts to make the elite martyrs just like Jesus because they are sacrificing their everlasting soul to hell for our earthly comforts. If you ever provide earthly comforts yourself(become a master) than you will be struck with eternal suffering based off of the Buddhist hell. The Christian Hell was a Roman invention, in the Old Testament, Jews did not believe in any such thing and What’s worse is the hypocrisy, For centuries, elites have personally believed in master morality or that it is good to be rich, and they teach their children this as well, but they expect priests to teach the masses slave morality or that it is good to be poor. The proof of nietzsches hypothesis is sort of in the pudding if you look for it. It’s in that tape.
@@lessimcdowell9897 Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Lol
Someone needs to make a Slick puppet to be the RLM mascot. I would do it myself, but I am too busy watching television.
I think you mean Scurvy.
Is Slick replacing Mr Plinkett?
@D Dd I did not expect to see a Warmbo mention here of all places.
Slick is the key to all of this. He's a funnier character than we've had before.
Holy crap Jay dropped some absolute gems in this one. _She's trying to warn them about 9/11_ 🤣
Jay was wrong, she wasn't warning those children, she was Instructing them!
We should've known from the start of this episode that Mike's dementia was in full force, he now has to wear a Wisconsin shirt to remember where he is
Coincidentally, the Wisconsin state flags has "Wisconsin" on it so residents remember where they are.
The show has truly entered the Dementia Era now
I think we've been in the Dementia Era since Star Trek Picard season 1 started.
An exciting arc
Mike got so drunk close to the end. It's not difficult to imagine the amount of suffering you guys were going through to record this episode. God bless you guys!
I love reading all the comments about "Alzheimer", "Strokes" and "Dementia"... You sweet innocent souls have never heard of alcohol before.
I'm convinced that the intro of this episode is exactly what it's like to be friends with Mike.
The look of existential despair on Rich’s face never fails to amuse me
Mike you're never going to convince anyone that Jay is "feminine" when he's obviously 100% a Wisconsin big hunk