i like how they bleeped "fucking" so the video wouldn't get demonetized and then had Rich say "children's suicide" twelve times in the first five minutes
Feels like they're giving the middle finger to TH-cam while making an ironic statement about the arbitrariness of their monetization policing. It's borderline experimental, really.
I can just imagine, Mike, alone in a dark studio, on his 7th beer, laughing in increasing intensity at himself as he cuts "I hope this is a children's suicide video" into the intro for the 10th time...
"He endures the belittling drunken behavior of his "friend" Mark and the problems a 45-year-old man must endure having to change his own diaper 8 times a day" lmfao I fuckin love this channel
My mom used to teach CPR certification classes and I have a distinct memory of watching that video, helping my mom cart around those babies and the adult-sized equivalents, and washing them using the three step cleaning process. This video was delightful.
I can't rag on the video because I had to learn on a similar model for infant resuscitation. When you're being qualified on them it's serious business.
It fits, Mike finds elderly pain and suffering funny while Rich finds youthful pain and suffering funny with Jay finding animal pain and suffering funny 😊
Well, the irony of him making fun of old people when he's already *ahem* not a young man is right up there with him making fun of people who are fat, ugly, or assholes.
@@stewiegriffin4828I genuinely hate when they pick a tape they didn’t get in a spin. I’d be cool with it if they watched it as an extra tape, but there have been a few times where they’ve landed on a tape I really wanted to see them talk about and then vetoed it.
Hubris is always followed by nemesis, which in this case is a boring video so not quite as dramatic as the Hitler bunker or St Helena but there you go.
I was starting to get really impressed he was managing the same awkward tone again and again. Maybe if I wasn't also doing something else I would've caught that it was the same clip, but really great work on the edit :o
@@CursedWheelieBin They tried to buy it but it never existed it was literally a scam. At least the creepy babies are out there. I randomly think of them for some reason glad I found this video they have so many and searching "Creepy plastic babies" doesn't work for me. The closest I get is their childsplay video so this is a happy day.
as an ex lifeguard who trained with those dolls they are indestructible and we were always chucking them everywhere great fun. never seen that masterpiece before tho, thanks for that
I agree with Rich on this video; it's great. It conveys the information while holding your attention. The producers manage to make the video fun without being flippant about the subject matter.
When I was a kid in daycare, they brought these creepy silver babies to make us learn CPR on. I was terrified of it to tears and refused to go anywhere near it. All this time I've been trying to find a picture of them to explain how creepy they were and that it wasn't just my memory, and thanks to the tape in this video, I have found them again. The men wordlessly doing CPR in an all white room and the lit from within babies was just as traumatizing as my childhood. Thanks RLM!
@@asmodiusjones9563 When I first saw the CPR babies, I thought the TARDIS would appear behind them and the 9th Doctor and Rose Tyler would come running out.
The Rich edits after every tape in the intro has to be one of the best bits RLM has done in years. Incredible. It gets even better after you find out the context. It's like watching Christopher Nolan's Memento or even Pulp Fiction. The way they cleverly used non chronological cuts to enhance the scene was borderline experimental.
I was sitting there wondering if I had forgotten a joke from a recent video or if I'd missed something big in the news lately, so it was a relief to find out the context and settle my fears of having become an old...
Oh, I thought that his face looks better now. Anyways, thoughts and prayers. Let's regulate meat grinders so that no poor Rich will be harmed again. Image if people were to take them to schools...
Lol MeToo zealots will literally invent shadowy conspiracies rather than admit that the accusations against Spacey were made up to extort him for money, and collapsed every time they were actually tested in court. 😂
Now it's just a waiting game till we see them in a future video, probably in a mental asf 'bit' in a Half in the Bag episode as some of Plinkets space bebe's or something lol.
I made your BOTW letters. How poorly I did that W haunts me every time I see it. I somehow messed up my math and got a couple points wrong. I didn't have anymore metal and it was already like a week late shipping. I should have delayed the shipment again. I'm sorry. I would love to fix that W for y'all.
You did a great job. Don't worry, perfection is not what this channel is about, at all. And I am sure they will break the whole thing soon enough and you can exact the replacement.
Imagine every single time you watch BOTW you can't even pay attention to the video because your eye is being drawn to slightly incorrect geometry that literally only you are aware of. That's some psychological horror shit.
I'm so relieved to see Rich's mental state is improving. He's taken great strides to arrive on the children suicides stage! I'm proud to see you guys support Rich so much.
Colin from Canada doesn't need magic to win my heart. He's already cast a spell on me with his excellent visual effects work, and that gentle demeanor!
We had a NICU baby and when she was finally allowed to go home, we had to watch a baby CPR video before we could leave. My daughter kind of zoned out and I held up the baby sized CPR dummy in front of her. She looked up, saw the fake baby face in front of her, and lost her mind. My husband still won't let me forget how badly I terrified her.
"I think I'm thinking of seducing people with hypnosis." Oh, Rich! Two minutes in, and we already have something that can be horribly taken out of context.
I love RLM's commitment to comedy. They don't care if they're gonna lose monetization on an hour long video because they get content ID'd for saying the words "children's suicide" 12 times in the first 10 minutes. They're keeping the damn joke.
Not only that, but I’m gonna out myself as a dummy, because I didn’t even realize it was the same clip so i thought it so clever how they executed that when I realized what was going down
I just watched the Actar 911 segment and I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time 😂😂😂 My mother used to be a CPR instructor and she HAD Actar babies and adults! I never realized how weird and creepy CPR / first aid instructional gear was to normal people until I was cleaning out my mom’s garage with friends and they would regularly be like “uhhhhh is that a severed leg and bag of baby heads????” Thanks so much for this absolute gem.
The 0.68 seconds it took my brain to go from "Whoa that CPR doll footage is surprisingly high quality" to "Oh my god they actually bought a bunch of them" was an incredible journey.
i worked at a company that made first responder equipment, so we had a lot of the training dummies everywhere. there are a lot of different kinds, too, and some of them have teeth and hinged jaws which were always fun to mess with. there was a door i walked past for years that i never thought twice about, i thought it was just a maintenance closet. then one day it happens to be open while i'm on my way to lunch and inside was a room full of various training dummies in different states of disrepair. i guess that's where people were putting the old broken ones and i don't think it was anyone's job to deal with them. when the lights were off, it looked like a horror movie, silhouettes of disembodied torsos and severed heads sitting on shelves and hanging from hooks on the walls, ect. i started showing it on tours for new hires to freak them out. "and here is where you can find extra supplies like paper and pens and -" open it just enough to let them peep the horrors, "oh, sorry, wrong door. forget you saw that." and then refuse to speak of it again.
When I smoked I used to randomly just leave a cigarette (unlit obvs) in the mouths of the full body training dummies we've got in my hospital so the next person to use them would just be faced with this blank staring dummy with a cig hanging out its mouth.
It took a few times for me to notice the labels were not moving on the wheel and I thought Rich was originally just doing that after each one. Then I caught on and towards the end you finally get why they're doing it. It was great
I think this was one of the best episodes in a very long time. Everyone got in some really good jokes, and the end bit had me laughing like crazy person.
I used to teach first aid. When the sales guy at the car dealership asked why I was looking at new vehicles my response was “I have 20 dead bodies in the back of mine and I’m running out of space.” The look he gave me was amazing 😂😂😂
Rich deserves so many upvotes for this one. The beginning and the end were solid Rich moments, and I nearly sprayed coffee at that hard-cut of what Nana is up to now!
so even after ordering them, and waiting like 3 weeks for them to show up and then opening the box and helping Rich set up the thing, Mike is still convinced that there are 12 and not 10
Watching Jay's style journey into hip, long-haired youth minister has been more disturbing than any of the creepy Italian pervert horror movies he recommends
My mum was a programmer from the 60s, when she had to write Cobol programs by hand using flow charts, and by the 2010s she was had mastered around 20 programming languages, and she used a windows PC and laptop until the Windows 7 era. When she retired, she got an iPad, and basically hasn't touched a conventional computer since... Since apple makes most things seem easier, she really learnt how to use it quickly. Recently, she has needed to use a laptop, and it's as if it's her first time even seeing one! Crazy how quickly your brain can be re-programmed...
Honestly, I love “Canada” episodes. Watching Colin laugh at the group’s jokes is legitimately one of the best elements of his contribution to his cameos. He has an excellent chortle.
Anyone else catch when Colin makes a joke at 33:30, gets no laughs, and then Mike immediately copies it verbatim and lands it? Truly a microcosm of U.S./Canada relations at their ugliest
@@CheapFlashyLorisYes we Canucks noticed. We are now grouping up in defence of Colin wearing Fred Perry shirts he loves but only in a black and gold colour. Oh…wait…
I didn't think I'd continue laughing so hard at Rich repeating the same line over and over again...then I remembered I watch the episodes over and over again and never EVER get bored of them 😂😂😂
Wonderful ending..reminded me of all the other wonderful endings RLM produced for my viewing pleasure over the years. Fine work you've done here gentlemen 👌
When they're talking about an nervous awkward guy trying to rush the lit match trick, all I could picture was the match accidentally getting within a foot of that late 80's orange Aquanet hairdo and then just an instant POOF of fire and she's bald with no eyebrows. Its MAGIC! 😂
Honestly, thank you for pointing this out; I stopped paying attention to the descriptions of RLM videos quite a while ago since they usually just contained responses to stupid questions/comments, which caused me to overlook this one. Holy shit, it's amazing
i like how they bleeped "fucking" so the video wouldn't get demonetized and then had Rich say "children's suicide" twelve times in the first five minutes
Feels like they're giving the middle finger to TH-cam while making an ironic statement about the arbitrariness of their monetization policing. It's borderline experimental, really.
i mean, they bleeped out the r word later.
lol
That’s that 5-D chess all the cranks are talking about 👌🏽👌🏽
Dammit, why did you make the exact comment I was going, and still intend to, make?
then actar 911 calling rich “some kind of sick f**k” at 103:08, not edited lololol
I can just imagine, Mike, alone in a dark studio, on his 7th beer, laughing in increasing intensity at himself as he cuts "I hope this is a children's suicide video" into the intro for the 10th time...
All right, well I hope this is a children's suicide video.
I imagine he's in the RLM wear house, and you can hear his evil cackling echo across all of Milwaukee
Read the description. It legitimately seems like it was written drunk.
"He endures the belittling drunken behavior of his "friend" Mark and the problems a 45-year-old man must endure having to change his own diaper 8 times a day" lmfao I fuckin love this channel
Not ashamed to admit that I he'd as well as he'd.
I love the dynamic that Mike and Rich love the same stuff but Mike and Jay HATE the same stuff.
Indeed. But that's because only Rich Evans is capable of making Mike love anything.
soulmates versus saltmates
Bonds forged from the crucible are stronger then the bonds formed from love
@@babs420th9True love
It's the classic trinity dynamic: Kirk, McCoy, and David Lynch!
By the fifth insert of Rich’s “I hope this is a children’s suicide video,” it became clear as day that Mike edited this one.
You mean it was edited?!
I will credit him for including the bottle cap to the face even though he edited it.
@@brianbagnall3029 Yeah, he never said all those words together in one sentence.
the description was also just as clear of an indicator upon one glance at the length lmfao
@@0753mYou may not have known it…
But your brain did
I like how no matter what voice filter is used, Mike can be identified by the way he says "What are you, stupid?"
It had me ugly laughing 😂😂😂😂
I love that you didnt spoil what this meant either
"could you touch the penis any longer?" is what made me sure that its him. thats a Mike phrase
For me it was "you sick fuck"
that and "you some kinda sick fuck?" he came through so clearly...
My mom used to teach CPR certification classes and I have a distinct memory of watching that video, helping my mom cart around those babies and the adult-sized equivalents, and washing them using the three step cleaning process. This video was delightful.
They made ADULT SIZED ONES?
@@steviewolfeofficial and where to the heads go during storage
No. Fucking. Way.
I can't rag on the video because I had to learn on a similar model for infant resuscitation. When you're being qualified on them it's serious business.
@@steviewolfeofficialOf course!
Rich's sudden interest in child suicide is on brand.
sudden?
It fits, Mike finds elderly pain and suffering funny while Rich finds youthful pain and suffering funny with Jay finding animal pain and suffering funny 😊
@@maylabrown4584All the bases are covered. Perfection!
And colin's interest in the suffering of Americans
Perfectly balanced...
I honestly thought Rich “One Take Wonder” Evans was nailing that “children’s suicide video” line each and every time.
I thought they were cutting and pasting it in, it was perfect deadpan
@@singrdavelook at the tapes on the wheel each time he says the line.
Hollywood Rich Evans
@@singrdave they literally did.
Mike is trying to get Rich Evans cancelled
I saw this in my subscription feed and immediately thought to myself "Alright well I hope this a children's suicide video."
What a coincidence!
That's not a coincidence, it's a Catch-22.
@@greenboots_4661no, it’s about the money
You know you watch too many RLM vids when you can immediately recognize mike through a voice modulator by speech patterns and verbal abuse
same lol
Definitely Mike
Modulated voice: " ... sick fUCK ..."
Me: "Oh, that's Mike."
I heard it and thought, "What. Am. I. Doing with my pathetic life. "
"Put 'em all in the-one bucket!"
The irony of Mike loving to make fun of seniors and yet not being able to open a twist off beer is not lost on me.
Someday he's gonna pay for all those comments and it's gonna be glorious.
Or how about the most old man thing Mike said in this video, "vape 2000"
@@mothman56 He's going to turn into dust and get blown away in the wind.
Well, the irony of him making fun of old people when he's already *ahem* not a young man is right up there with him making fun of people who are fat, ugly, or assholes.
@@AntLionAlpha i actually have been buying a vape and its written 2000 on it (for the amount of puffs you get from it i guess)
The last 4 minutes are gold. Respect for sparing no expense for a solid ending gag.
One of the funniest things I've seen in years
Forcing Rich to do the most mundane of tasks and berating him for it is the best
Christ on a cracker!
In 15 years, I demand a video from Mike sitting in a chair going over all his medical ailments while Rich laughs at him.
Make it five or so.
Yeah, does Mike really have 15 more in him? 😂
You think Rich will still be around in 15 years?
@@aarondavis8943Hollywood superstars tend to overdose accidentally on a cocktail of drugs.
@@aarondavis8943 as the only non drinker Rich will outlive the rest of the main team
Mike’s ultimate hubris is sacrificing a potentially interesting tape to satiate his endless appetite for senior-related videos
One of these days, the entire wheel will be full of old people tapes.
@@NiiRubraSo Mike, Rich and Jay's home videos?
Mike is an energy Vampire
@@stewiegriffin4828I genuinely hate when they pick a tape they didn’t get in a spin. I’d be cool with it if they watched it as an extra tape, but there have been a few times where they’ve landed on a tape I really wanted to see them talk about and then vetoed it.
Hubris is always followed by nemesis, which in this case is a boring video so not quite as dramatic as the Hitler bunker or St Helena but there you go.
I like how Mike doesn't even address the elderly as people now, he just calls them "Olds."!😅
Yeah, it's become a problem, I've watched them too long now I only call them olds aswell.
The editing of the "children's suicide video" into every turn BEFORE we got to it in real time for context was some Chris Nolan editing brilliance.
The Wheel is extra smooth in this episode. Rich's engineering skill has leveled up
The noise it makes as it clicks over the pins is perfect
Mike has stopped trying to break it ... for now.
I'm pretty sure they bought that, not built it.
They can't afford to buy a wheel. Mike spends all the TH-cam and Patreon revenue on his alcohol and Glembezza addiction.
it has that Monique Magic
It took me entirely too long to realize that Rich was not just saying "suicide video" over and over and it was just an edit 😂😂😂.
Same! 😄
I was on the 7th one, and I realized Mike was having fun.
I was starting to get really impressed he was managing the same awkward tone again and again. Maybe if I wasn't also doing something else I would've caught that it was the same clip, but really great work on the edit :o
Damn. I missed it until now.
I was embarrassed by how long it took me
rich is such a good friend for absorbing mike's depression over the years.
It's like a Portrait of Dorian Grey thing, I think
Ah… like a kitchen sponge
Not to mention his drunken incoherence
So the new canon is that Rich is absorbing Mike's depression and giving his lifespan to Jay?
His laughter is his greatest gift
It's nice of Mike and Rich to sacrifice their life force for Jay's hair.
On the next Bobobo-bo bo-bobo!
I think he's stealing their life force via satanic ritual.
you think that's beer he's drinking during half in the bag? nah bro, pure finasteride
Jay must have a diffuser hairdryer
He is getting ready to be John wick for Halloween.
I don't laugh at seniors and their health problems, because I respect my elders. But I do laugh at Mike laughing at seniors and their health problems.
Go ahead and laugh. We won't understand why you are laughing, and will forget that it happened by tomorrow, tops.
@@victoriajohnson4420I forgot me own birthday, shit the only reason I remember my name is cuz I have my birth certificate framed
I wanna be in the room when Mike is elderly at a doctors office being told he has 2 weeks to live from some ailment and he bursts out laughing.
100% on-brand for Mike.
ALL THATS WRONG WITH ME
You say that like Mike will live to be elderly
“This is Kevin Spacey’s Thanksgiving” 😂😂😂
Rich never fails to crack me up
Y'know, the shocking thing here is they watched a video designed to sell something, and then they _actually went and bought it._
Better that than the karate hosepipe endorsed by the late David Carradine 😂
@@CursedWheelieBin They tried to buy it but it never existed it was literally a scam. At least the creepy babies are out there. I randomly think of them for some reason glad I found this video they have so many and searching "Creepy plastic babies" doesn't work for me. The closest I get is their childsplay video so this is a happy day.
They've done that a few times now.
I checked on eBay, the set is like over $250 USD lol.
@CursedWheelieBin what's he up to nowadays? Is he still hanging around?
"Pervert Magicians tryna like trick one another into having sex" is one of the funniest lines ever said, Well done Colin!
as an ex lifeguard who trained with those dolls they are indestructible and we were always chucking them everywhere great fun. never seen that masterpiece before tho, thanks for that
Same, I remember training with them but we never sanitized anything. Hopefully my boss (class instructor) did that!
I agree with Rich on this video; it's great. It conveys the information while holding your attention.
The producers manage to make the video fun without being flippant about the subject matter.
The luxuriance of Jay's hair is commensurate to Mike's dementia.
I like how even when mikes not directly making fun of old people he still refers to them as “an old”
Jay kept saying "an elderly."
When I was a kid in daycare, they brought these creepy silver babies to make us learn CPR on. I was terrified of it to tears and refused to go anywhere near it. All this time I've been trying to find a picture of them to explain how creepy they were and that it wasn't just my memory, and thanks to the tape in this video, I have found them again. The men wordlessly doing CPR in an all white room and the lit from within babies was just as traumatizing as my childhood. Thanks RLM!
It was like a scene from David Lynch’s Dune, a Harkonnen nursery or something.
@@asmodiusjones9563 When I first saw the CPR babies, I thought the TARDIS would appear behind them and the 9th Doctor and Rose Tyler would come running out.
That's how I felt abut Faradenza, I can't beleive the band Little Big was based on real life events. Namely 28:03
Traumatizing children with misguided attempts at education is one of my favorite WOTW subgenres
I've never seen CPR babies like that before! But I live in Australia where we practice CPR on spiders about that size. It is less scary our way!
"Rich fails to follow an alien baby's instructions" needs to be its own series.
2001: A Hack Fraudyssey
The Rich edits after every tape in the intro has to be one of the best bits RLM has done in years. Incredible. It gets even better after you find out the context. It's like watching Christopher Nolan's Memento or even Pulp Fiction. The way they cleverly used non chronological cuts to enhance the scene was borderline experimental.
I was sitting there wondering if I had forgotten a joke from a recent video or if I'd missed something big in the news lately, so it was a relief to find out the context and settle my fears of having become an old...
Bravo, Stoklasa
It's a funnier joke than they've had before, if they can get it working.
Wow. Monique Gabrielle taking the place of Cameron Mitchell at the center of the wheel. She truly has ascended to godhood.
*_Eyebrows wildly moving up and down at every word she says_*
she is absolutely gorgeous and her acting is so adorably bad that its charming. the RLM crew is in love, even the confirmed for gay ones like Jay
Jarek!
Too much effort vs no effort
Her scene in bachelor party made me the man I am today.
The end skit is absolutely awesome. Laughed so much it hurts. I am glad I learned the internet in the 90s to be able to watch this.
Rich's decline into depression is performance art.
He wouldn’t be so bad if he laid off the boozing and drugs once in a while. Even a day, Rich
Like the time he was in Turtle Dreams
Thank goodness I thought Mike was taking Rich's pills again.
Oh, I thought that was Rich McConnell
"decline" "into"
The behind the scenes tragedy of Rich Evans in the description is so heart breaking. Sending thoughts and prayers❤
Praying for a swift recovery after the meat grinder incident
Oh, I thought that his face looks better now.
Anyways, thoughts and prayers. Let's regulate meat grinders so that no poor Rich will be harmed again. Image if people were to take them to schools...
Thank you for pointing that out, never would have noticed that little nugget of gold otherwise.
Let's send him that children's suicide video he kept asking for.
The description reads like a Norm MacDonald joke.
Colin’s “Eldor” joke at 58:57 is one of his funniest yet! Had me in stitches.
The “Kevin Spacey’s Thanksgiving” joke was top tier stuff.
What's a joke is how he got away with killing and raping a bunch of guys
@@notaplasticexistencekilling?
Lol MeToo zealots will literally invent shadowy conspiracies rather than admit that the accusations against Spacey were made up to extort him for money, and collapsed every time they were actually tested in court. 😂
@@kostajovanovic3711you ever see his video when he talks about his sexy assault allegations? It’s pretty creepy.
@@YourHuckleberry99aha, that's it, thanks
I'm one minute in and Rich has already laughed at the mention of Ukraine and said "I hope this is a children's suicide video".
Buckle up partner
This is why Rich Evans is a National Treasure and the gem among gems on RLM
Just you wait
It doesn't get old. Ukraine's fight for survival I mean.
All the top comments are one minute in lol, all people desperately trying to get a funny out of the first minute so they can leave a comment
The fact that RLM actually bought those Actar babies astounds me. Total devotion and totally creepy.
Now it's just a waiting game till we see them in a future video, probably in a mental asf 'bit' in a Half in the Bag episode as some of Plinkets space bebe's or something lol.
They made for a great baby homicide video.
Kevin Spacey's Thanksgiving
Their price is pretty fucking steep, so it wasn't just a thrift store dive.
PS
The adult variant is Squadron, instead of Infantry
I just checked and they're like $50 apiece@@Myrth1
I made your BOTW letters. How poorly I did that W haunts me every time I see it. I somehow messed up my math and got a couple points wrong. I didn't have anymore metal and it was already like a week late shipping. I should have delayed the shipment again. I'm sorry. I would love to fix that W for y'all.
You did a great job.
Don't worry, perfection is not what this channel is about, at all.
And I am sure they will break the whole thing soon enough and you can exact the replacement.
Imagine every single time you watch BOTW you can't even pay attention to the video because your eye is being drawn to slightly incorrect geometry that literally only you are aware of. That's some psychological horror shit.
@@Opno Ha. Well, it does bother me. But I'm not losing sleep.
@@Opno And I made it at least 4 or 5 years ago. So a little OCD for sure.
Just take the W dude
I'm so relieved to see Rich's mental state is improving. He's taken great strides to arrive on the children suicides stage! I'm proud to see you guys support Rich so much.
I fucking love Colin, easily my favorite recurring guest
Agreed... and his warm fuzzy cheerfulness actually seems to have warmed the cold dead hearts of the RLM gang. Mike actually seemed... happy?
Colin is the best! There isn’t anything more infectious than when he starts laughing uncontrollably.
Who ordered the ten-a babies
his voice is so calm and pleasant too :)
This ending might be one of the best things I have ever watched. Rich Evans deserves an Oscar.
I always love it when Canadian Charlie Brown comes to visit. Hope his chemo therapy goes well 🙏
Day instantly improved.
💯🍻
The foolish noobs that don't know abot RLM's greatness... I just pity them
Idk, I'm still bummed about WW3 being just around the corner.
Yesh
Honestly, this is the only channel that I impulsively click. Love them to death.
Colin from Canada doesn't need magic to win my heart. He's already cast a spell on me with his excellent visual effects work, and that gentle demeanor!
would
We had a NICU baby and when she was finally allowed to go home, we had to watch a baby CPR video before we could leave. My daughter kind of zoned out and I held up the baby sized CPR dummy in front of her. She looked up, saw the fake baby face in front of her, and lost her mind. My husband still won't let me forget how badly I terrified her.
"I think I'm thinking of seducing people with hypnosis." Oh, Rich! Two minutes in, and we already have something that can be horribly taken out of context.
"I think of that tape often." We know Rich...we know you do...
I love RLM's commitment to comedy. They don't care if they're gonna lose monetization on an hour long video because they get content ID'd for saying the words "children's suicide" 12 times in the first 10 minutes. They're keeping the damn joke.
All right, well I hope this is a children's suicide video.
Not only that, but I’m gonna out myself as a dummy, because I didn’t even realize it was the same clip so i thought it so clever how they executed that when I realized what was going down
@@stevenherrera3469 Why do you think the right side of the table was nearly dead and commenting on editing. >:O
Can’t believe I still got an ad before the video
@@stevenherrera3469 I was listening to it in the background and was having a Groundhog's Day moment
The suicide edits are quite smooth they actually feel natural.
RLM aren't the best writers, directors, actors, or just people in general. But they are legitimately good editors.
That ending sketch killed me! It wasn't even about destroying the loser and yet they must have actually spent the money on that whole pack; unreal
I'll never forgive Mike for taking away ACTUALLY getting to see the children's suicide video away from us.
Yeah, it would be a proper pay off for doing that bit 30 times
@@spacemanspud7073 Chekhov's children suicide video
Same
wait, that video was actually suicide?
@@nattiedraws no (I guess it could be, ive never seen it), but that was the video Rich was talking about when he said that
That ending sketch was incredible, good lord.
The magician wearing a business blazer, business casual polo shirt and booty shorts is so fascinating to more than any trick he can do.
That was one of the funniest Wheel episodes I've ever seen. The last five minutes alone made my face ache
I just watched the Actar 911 segment and I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time 😂😂😂 My mother used to be a CPR instructor and she HAD Actar babies and adults! I never realized how weird and creepy CPR / first aid instructional gear was to normal people until I was cleaning out my mom’s garage with friends and they would regularly be like “uhhhhh is that a severed leg and bag of baby heads????” Thanks so much for this absolute gem.
The 0.68 seconds it took my brain to go from "Whoa that CPR doll footage is surprisingly high quality" to "Oh my god they actually bought a bunch of them" was an incredible journey.
i worked at a company that made first responder equipment, so we had a lot of the training dummies everywhere. there are a lot of different kinds, too, and some of them have teeth and hinged jaws which were always fun to mess with. there was a door i walked past for years that i never thought twice about, i thought it was just a maintenance closet. then one day it happens to be open while i'm on my way to lunch and inside was a room full of various training dummies in different states of disrepair. i guess that's where people were putting the old broken ones and i don't think it was anyone's job to deal with them. when the lights were off, it looked like a horror movie, silhouettes of disembodied torsos and severed heads sitting on shelves and hanging from hooks on the walls, ect. i started showing it on tours for new hires to freak them out. "and here is where you can find extra supplies like paper and pens and -" open it just enough to let them peep the horrors, "oh, sorry, wrong door. forget you saw that." and then refuse to speak of it again.
I’ll bet there was a salty scent in the air 😂 🍆 💦
That's brilliant!
When I smoked I used to randomly just leave a cigarette (unlit obvs) in the mouths of the full body training dummies we've got in my hospital so the next person to use them would just be faced with this blank staring dummy with a cig hanging out its mouth.
That phrase... Jerma fan?
@@nothing4mepls973 oh no my terrible secret is out
Honestly the concept of needing to give CPR to an infant is so grim and terrifying that abstracting it so far with absurdity is understandable.
I can’t believe every one of those tapes turned out to be a children’s suicide video.
The children suicide video bit actually got funnier every time how is that possible
Hearing Mike off camera made it funny again just as it was going stale.
It took a few times for me to notice the labels were not moving on the wheel and I thought Rich was originally just doing that after each one. Then I caught on and towards the end you finally get why they're doing it. It was great
Once the reason came it was hysterical again
Eventually experiencing the context after the joke was already on it's way out felt like I'd just travelled through time
Oh to be in the room during the edit. I can only imagine how funny it was as it started to come together.
I think this was one of the best episodes in a very long time. Everyone got in some really good jokes, and the end bit had me laughing like crazy person.
Agreed... I think the last time we had an episode this well done was 2017 with something like "Ryan's Babe".
Mike and Rich are both making me realize that we'll all get old someday. Jay is making me think you can dodge that bullet somehow.
...and Colin proving that the cure is somewhere in Canada.
When Mike made the drowning sound with the baby head in the bucket, I almost passed out 😂
I used to teach first aid. When the sales guy at the car dealership asked why I was looking at new vehicles my response was “I have 20 dead bodies in the back of mine and I’m running out of space.” The look he gave me was amazing 😂😂😂
Rich’s interest in children ending their lives shows the dark depths Mike’s bullying has pushed him to.
I mean he's a White Sox fan... no bullying can compare to the suffering that brings.
My money's on him saying "you gotta cut that out" so they decided to play it back a dozen times
you can really see it in his face at 0:22.... He's totally gone bro.
It's like the opposite spectrum of Mike's endless mockery of the elderly.
I'm sorry, what was that? I was just thinking about bashing a man's head in with butt of a gun..
Rich deserves so many upvotes for this one. The beginning and the end were solid Rich moments, and I nearly sprayed coffee at that hard-cut of what Nana is up to now!
Please stop acting like a redditor.
Colin is the Michael Cera of the RLM universe
Surprised Mike is so confused by the grandma’s perfect posture, nothing straightens you out like rigor mortis!
This is now the least monetized video on youtube, thanks Rich
They actually have to pay youtube to keep it up
@@noone3216 - Is Google imitating Unity?
so even after ordering them, and waiting like 3 weeks for them to show up and then opening the box and helping Rich set up the thing, Mike is still convinced that there are 12 and not 10
Watching Jay's style journey into hip, long-haired youth minister has been more disturbing than any of the creepy Italian pervert horror movies he recommends
Youth minister with a quirky fascination with italian horror B-movies
Youth minister!! 🤣🤣
That's hilarious...😄
Youth minister!! 🤣🤣
That's hilarious...😄
Finally I can watch some new RLM to lift my spirits after my child tragically took their own life, so glad to finally get that off my mind
LOL
My mum was a programmer from the 60s, when she had to write Cobol programs by hand using flow charts, and by the 2010s she was had mastered around 20 programming languages, and she used a windows PC and laptop until the Windows 7 era. When she retired, she got an iPad, and basically hasn't touched a conventional computer since... Since apple makes most things seem easier, she really learnt how to use it quickly. Recently, she has needed to use a laptop, and it's as if it's her first time even seeing one! Crazy how quickly your brain can be re-programmed...
That ending skit was the funniest thing I've seen in a long while.
I'd like to show that to someone who has no idea who Rich Evans is and with no context
@@turnerlarson12 Who hasn't heard of Rich Evans?
the end skit had me in stitches rich being insulted by an alien baby was too much
I cry-laughed at that the way Mike cry-laughs at old people.
I cry-laughed so damn hard.
“The Children Od Acrtar” talking babies are too Star Trek for them not to shoot it.
it was one of the funniest bits they've ever done
The Al Jolson joke and the "Kevin Spacey's Thanksgiving" line killed me. Now I know what it feels like to pass half a glass of beer through my nose.
On the brighter side the alcohol probably burned any nose hair so (depending on age) you won’t have to worry about those stray ones poking out. 👃🏽🍻
Don't you know better than to eat or drink while watching RLM?!!! 😠
Colin is funny as hell. Who ordered the ten-a babies, they still piping hot. 😂
Honestly, I love “Canada” episodes. Watching Colin laugh at the group’s jokes is legitimately one of the best elements of his contribution to his cameos. He has an excellent chortle.
It's like when the good kid gets dropped off at his weird cousins' for the day
Anyone else catch when Colin makes a joke at 33:30, gets no laughs, and then Mike immediately copies it verbatim and lands it? Truly a microcosm of U.S./Canada relations at their ugliest
@@CheapFlashyLorisYes we Canucks noticed. We are now grouping up in defence of Colin wearing Fred Perry shirts he loves but only in a black and gold colour. Oh…wait…
Rich's face when they landed on Surfing With Seniors says more than a thousand words.
I didn't think I'd continue laughing so hard at Rich repeating the same line over and over again...then I remembered I watch the episodes over and over again and never EVER get bored of them 😂😂😂
The children's suicide video joke hits REALLY different on the Corey Haim tape.
It's the only time it truly landed for me 😂
Wonderful ending..reminded me of all the other wonderful endings RLM produced for my viewing pleasure over the years. Fine work you've done here gentlemen 👌
When they're talking about an nervous awkward guy trying to rush the lit match trick, all I could picture was the match accidentally getting within a foot of that late 80's orange Aquanet hairdo and then just an instant POOF of fire and she's bald with no eyebrows. Its MAGIC! 😂
Less than 5 minutes in and I already know this video was edited by mike
I love that Mike's schizoposting in the description is now a staple of the videos, some of this shit is funnier than the video itself
Honestly, thank you for pointing this out; I stopped paying attention to the descriptions of RLM videos quite a while ago since they usually just contained responses to stupid questions/comments, which caused me to overlook this one. Holy shit, it's amazing
I always read them in Jay's voice. They're gold.
How long have they been doing this? I think I first noticed it in the Watchbait video.
The skit of Rich cleaning the baby heads at the end is the best.
His best work since Don Wilson...
Crazy to think Colin is actually 87 years old.
Yeah he could easily pass for 14
He played Professor X in X-Men, just a phenomenaly talented actor. He really looks like he wants to be there!
Why is that crazy? I’ve dated several 87 year olds. Look just like him.
Benjamin Button syndrome was originally named after Colin.
@@wifegrant spending time with colin is how mike got on the canadian child predator watch list
I was really anticipating when they were cleaning the dolls, the final bucket would be full of acetone
“Seducing people with hypnosis.. I think of that tape often” - Rich Evans
I love how you can tell Mike voiced the Actar baby at the end by the way it says, "What are you, some kinda sick fuck?"
I nearly died in the last few minutes because it was SO obvious who was voicing the baby. 🤣🤣🤣
Colin is the best guest for his infectious laughter alone
I miss Canadian Jim a lot 😓
I'm sincerely going through a tough time and this is exactly what I needed. Thank you RLM!
Things will get better. Take care!
Same and same. That ending bit got me gasping for air from laughter.
Stay strong, buddy. Cheers.
Obviously don't watch the Children's suicide video
Only Mike can make “Olds” a slur
Rich is well on his way to his final form as 1980's Orson Welles.
I could see Rich eating frozen peas out of the bag.
THE FRENCH...... Wine........
@@changerion9614”Full of country goodness and green pen!s. Wait, that’s terrible, I quit!”
F Is For Fat
Ahhhhhhh the frenchhh
God I’m so fucking hyped for this
i hope this is a children's suicide video
I thought you faded into non existence.
BABE WAKE UP THERES A NEW RLM VIDEO
Will this be the episode where Mike makes his virginity disappear?
Me too, I hope it's a children's suicide video!
Good god I was without oxygen during that entire outro skit, that was too good.
Between this elderly tape and the "Osterpersous dance", I've never seen Colin laugh so hard. He's Mike's real soulmate.
Why are you spelling osteoporosis like that. What are you, a Rich Evans?
When the world didnt expect another wheel episode, we've been truly blessed out of nowhere
Gotta pump them out before rich dies from aids
fr tho where tf have they been
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