I know this is about romantic intros, but are we just gonna ignore the fact that Kitana just made Mileena’s wish come true? Kitana actually called Mileena her sister-
1:30 If you think about it, this exchange is pretty wholesome 😊 Kotal: "You and your daughter are tough warriors 👌" Sonya: "Your girlfriend's pretty awesome herself 💪" Kotal: "Yeah, she's the best 🥰"
Super hot is a game where if you don't move time "freezes" so you can do whatever and when you win a level it says "super hot" over and over until you click next
Really? They got away with beating the living s**t and killing women in a time where a sideway glance is enough to get some unlucky people tagged as misogynists. I suck you dry hidden amongst hundreds of potential matches is no big deal.
@@alaljarensi6990 Just because someone is a dictator doesnt mean they are evil, its just means they have lots of concentrated power. (Aka: he doesnt need to pass trough 10 different approvals of other institutions to do something which might waste precious time and can ruin chain of responsibility) An evil person who isnt a dictator can just buy these institutions and appear democratic.
@@abhabh6896 He might have good intentions, but he is indeed a heavy handed dictator. Maybe proof of strength the only method that the people of Outworld respond to, but you would not want to live under his leadership.
Man, Johnny Cage looks and sounds so real. I wouldn't know anything about MK if it wasn't for these clips and would just think he's a celebrity guest character like Rambo or Terminator. Swag art direction
ok i have never played MK but this is actually impressive how much effort they put into each encounter dialougue, they animate them all differently and everything. very impressive.
That's a really cool thing NRS does, MKX and Injustice 2 also had the same system, some lines a reused here and there but the fact that they're having multiple intro for each character combination is really great
Kotal- Yo Liu, the ladies are having a Girls Night Out, call up Kung Lao and we'll go beat the shit out of some Netherrealm Demons! Liu Kang- Bro, Kung Lao is already getting the portal ready! Kotal- Nice!!
I love Kotal Kahn and Jade being all wholesome and adoring each other, knowing that they are about to break each other's limbs and rip out each other's organs.
Its funny cuz Kung Lao is just straight up better than her in a fight. He's beaten Goro, Kintaro, Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, and more. Kitana got outright KNOCKED OUT by Smoke by himself.
One of Kitana's original fatalities was an even better example. Tanya used it too. One of Mileena's original fatalities looked like a kiss, though it wasn't.
Kang: "I expect we'll see more of each other." Kotal: "If our women have their way." Kang: "Isn't it best to let them?" Yeah, I can see Liu Kang and Kotal Kahn hanging out at a bar while Kitana and Jade go shopping.
Kano is the dirtiest, "You look peachy, I could eat a peach for hours" "Wanna taste Australias best blood sausuge, would you settle for me sausage" Jesus, he doesn't have much but goddamn
Those who didn't get the last part where Johnny cage complimented Cassie cage, so basically the reason johnny said "what's cookin good lookin" to her daughter because they look alike and technically Johnny cage complimented himself
Being completely unfazed by an insult/rejection from Cetrion, a literal goddess, is so Johnny Cage 🤣 Also, "Would you settle for me sausage?" is very Kano 🤣
Kotal: You saved me from myself Jade: You would do the same for me Kotal: without Hesitation, Jade However Shao Khan: *Y O U W I L L J O I N M Y C O N C U B I N E S*
Kitana: "Liu Kang is committed to me." Other Kitana: "I actually prefer his friend." Kitana: "Kung Lao is not in our league." There ya go Kung Lao, ya got one
“I am assessing your weaknesses”
Deflected that one like a champ
The only way sub zero can like a badass
It's not her weaknesses he's assessing..........
Yo it aint the first time, Subby gave Power-Girl a hard curve too 🤣
@Crabby Abby its during the "Clash" moments,
@Crabby Abby ok
Everyone: "flirty"
Kano: S A U S A G E
he does come from down under
Shao: Join my concubines will ya
Sosig
@@alexskywalker2372 gisoS
P E A C H
“just how cold are you?”
“chilled to the core”
“that is super hot”
Lolol
That one made me bawl my eyes out laughing
I need to use that some time. It was the best one. :D
Nerds be like...
redditor huh?
3:38 Jade: “You would do the same for me.”
Kotal Khan: “Without hesitation.”
Also Kotal Khan: *proceeds to saw her in half*
That's only in gameplay. Gameplay has nothing to do with how kharacters interact during Story Mode.
@@TherealRNOwwfpooh true
also jade: proceeds to to tear him to pieces.
@@mardenhill Like I said, gameplay doesn't affect Story Mode & vice-versa, intro dialogs notwithstanding.
Kombat above all
johnny: tries to be nice to his daughter
cassie: *i took that personally*
Sweet home alabama
@@ljoahl i knew i would see this here
"Not what I mean!" 🤣🤣🤣
Cassie generally has best lines
@@ljoahl you got 69 likes
“I can eat a peach for hours.”
That’s gold right there.
Nick Cage "Face off" quote LOL
@@m0thdm this movie was gold too
Would you settle for his sausage?
I was thinking that.
write that down write that down !!!
Male: "You are attractive"
Female: "We are literally fighting to the death"
Male: "The joke is on you, I am into that"
The lack of contractions makes it funnier somehow.
Replace "Male" with "Johnny" and we have his character
relatable
@@thekodex1186 is it legal to spit this much fax?
@@hiruyabebaw807 *fax noise intensifies* well yes it is for thst guy
I love how Kano just continues on whatever he was saying when someone rejects him
he said "do you want my sausage" to the blood vampire girl
Everyone: flirts normaly
Kano: s o s i g
I just about died when he said that. 😆
sAuSiG
*S O S I J*
RADAL fans reunite
@@lightsabercollector3096 yes
Everyone else: “I need a clever line to win her over.”
Shao Kahn: *YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES!*
absolute chad
@@SDHUJSDI5 giga chad
COSMIC CHAD
@@deoliveiradamien7192UNIVERSAL CHAD
@@komradeyuri5548 MULTIVERSAL CHAD BRO
“I am assessing your weaknesses” is my new excuse
Yep mine to buddy
ASSessing... yeah right
Nice comeback, Frosty.
So that's what you should say if a woman caught you're starring at her? 😄😁
@@mayaparamita2254 then wait 5 seconds then say "you will join my concubines"
"Kung Lao is not in our league."
My man can't catch a break...
I know this is about romantic intros, but are we just gonna ignore the fact that Kitana just made Mileena’s wish come true?
Kitana actually called Mileena her sister-
I just realize that 😶
Yeah I just realized that thanks for pointing that out
If kitana hates mileena why did she said that??!!.......
I'm actually kindda glad that she made mileena's wish come true 😂😂
@@hafizzubair7118 Maybe she loves her deep down inside....
Don’t tell me that’s all she wanted
"would you settle for me sausage?" That actually made me laugh :P
I think it's also because he leans forward in that intro, like he's eager for something
yea that was the best one lol and im only half way done
I can listen to that intro 24/7
:0
same
I love how everyone's all chill with it then Shao Kahn comes in like
" *Y O U W I L L J O I N M Y C O N C U B I N E S* "
No thenk Shao Khan. Du nawt want
🤣🤣🤣🤣 so rapey
I L I K E F E M A L E S W I T H F I R E
that's mr.nice guy quality compliment
Direct and to the point, always knew Shao Kahn was a fuckboy
"Just how cold are you?"
"Chilled to the core"
"That is super hot"
whoever wrote that deserves a medal
Initial reaction to Frost's MK1 kameo
Kabal is crazy 💀
what does it mean?
"there is only Mileena"
"Thank you, I'll pass"
i wont send her my way :)
I won’t pass I would except
Millenas cute so what if she doesn't have mouth skin she wasnt born like that
@@qxpn9220ok.....? Hes my favorite character
"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends"
The best mortal kombat couple:
Johnny cage x his arm.
🤣I was drinking when I read that👏👏👏
10/10
*His right arm
cuz his right arm has more muscle than the other 1
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Good one mate
More like the most annoying lel
Kano: Would you settle for me sausage?
Raiden: I must consult with the elder gods
The Elder Gods : *that shit gay*
The Elder Gods : *Proceed*
@@nodeUser 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm dead!!!
Lmfao. My sides hurt. 🤣🤣🤣
@@nodeUser 😭😂😂
2:38 Kung lao got the best line
My mind made it sus
@@darkbit80farted31 exactly
What about the sausage one?
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE
Mileena: takes off mask
Scorpion: STAY OVER THERE
🤣🤣 exactly
Dude, you made me laugh so bad HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
PD: the answer would be another one if she was MKX Mileena👀
This is gold 🤣🤣
@@NightmareNyxx mkx maleena best design so far
@@RevampReborn yep. Better design and better development. Too bad they killed her that quickly🙄
Johnny: *Tries to compliment his daughter through the use of a phrase that is both endearing and comedic*
Cassie: Is this incest?
Incest is the best-est XD
Alabama 100
That would be an epic disaster.
Cassie watched too much GOT
Incest is Wincest nigga
Skarlet: You're staring, Sub-zero
Sub-Zero: I am assessing your weaknesses
BEST SAVE EVER
XDDDDD
Mad lad
Take this like and get out
Low key hottest thing said from a psychosexual perspective.
I'll have to remember that one
1:30 If you think about it, this exchange is pretty wholesome 😊
Kotal: "You and your daughter are tough warriors 👌"
Sonya: "Your girlfriend's pretty awesome herself 💪"
Kotal: "Yeah, she's the best 🥰"
Many of these aren't so much flirting as wholesome discussions.
The video should have been called “Kung Lao trying to lose his virginity for almost 5 minutes”
Poor Kung Lao. He gets killed more often than he succeeds with women.
Idk why but that reminded me of cherdleys
@@PumpkinHoard man is the kenny of MK
@@fuckyoutube1999 XD
@@toptextbottomtext6671 *hypothetically...*
Everyone: “flirty”
D’vorah: *succulent flesh*
Shao Khan: *”YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES!!!”*
@@maximumdon7637
"i am taking stock of your body part."
Kano: "Sausage"
Johnny Cage: “What’s cooking good looking?”
Snakes don't have gag reflexes btw
"I could eat a peach for hours."
A man of culture.
That's a Nick Cage quote too..... I forgot the film but its redic. Maybe FACE OFF
@@m0thdm yep. Nick Cage as Castor Troy in Face Off
I made this comment 699 NOICE
Why does he look like jschlatt
I see
1:35 Gotta love how Kotal has a smile on his face when talking about this. It's some of the rarest times he's smiled.
Literally his intro animation
everyone: vaguely flirty
kotal: yes you are good but MY GIRLFRIEND IS BETTER
Kano: We fucc now?
Kotal: I DONT CHEAT ON MY GIRLFRIEND
You probably don’t know her though she fights in a different tournament
wholesome
*GRILL
When a girl catches me staring
“I am assessing your weaknesses”
😂😂
Liam Oliver underrated comment
Don't be so sure of using it. Don't forget that after their conversation, Skarlet will beat the sh!t out of him unless he fights back.
Hot chip
That's gonna get you arrested, these days.
Kabal: how cold are you?
Frost: chilled to the core
Kabal: *that's super hot*
I see, you're a man of culture as well.
wait I didn't get that
Super hot is a game where if you don't move time "freezes" so you can do whatever and when you win a level it says "super hot" over and over until you click next
She's lesbian
@@twistedgambit9084 no wait really?
Fuck
@@iceyfrost2241 no
I like how Liu and Kitana are literally like that power couple that beat the shit out of each other.
I know right?!! And I’m living for it
Sonya: You're a wanted man, Erron.
Erron Black: Then bring me in, baby doll.
Turret: Hold up.
The Turret is like: *what you say bruh?*
I’m the 1k like
I was just in that part while I was reading ur comment
Turret: Say that again, now on my face
Turret: I object to this unprofessional behavior!
Sonya: Noted, now drink your oil and shush
Turret: BUT MOM!
"I could eat a peach for hours."
HOW WERE THEY ABLE TO GET THAT PASSED LOL
How did they get "suck you dry" passed lmao
@@writersblockerrday1672 Dunno, but I can imagine the parental complaints now.
Really? They got away with beating the living s**t and killing women in a time where a sideway glance is enough to get some unlucky people tagged as misogynists. I suck you dry hidden amongst hundreds of potential matches is no big deal.
@@Angie2343 It's an M rated game wtf do you mean
@@durkadur27 Never mind.
Almost everyone: **flirting**
Kano: S A U S A G E
Shao Kahn: C O N C U B I N E S
Skarlet: S U C K
This should be the top comment
and how are these three not flirty according to you?
@@mardenhill i guess he means they're way too direct. still flirty ofc, but not smooth at all like the others
One is talking about the… you know, one is quite creepy, and one is that she wants to drink blood. Not flirty at all
She got that life draining succ
Kabal’s “THAT IS SUPER HOT!” will never not make me laugh
That’s why kabal is the best
Nobody’s gonna point out the fact that Cassie thought her dad was coming onto her lmaooo
Same
Well the younger version did so she just doesn’t trust her dad anymore
Even Johnny dialed back on that.
I think Johnny got her confused for her mother, lmao
Wishful thinking
Everyone: Romantic and flirty.
Shao Kahn: *YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES*
Unoriginal, two others have made this joke. Get a life.
@@jitterfanta Chill out. I didn't know somebody already made the joke when I made this comment.
Kollector: my slavers need breeding stock
@@jitterfanta Quite funny how Reality itself is telling someone to get a life.
Lol shao khan straight to the point trying to hit that.
Can we all just appreciate how devoted Kotal is? What a stand-up guy
Is pretty nice for a dictator.
Too bad he end up in the wheelchair
@@alaljarensi6990 Just because someone is a dictator doesnt mean they are evil, its just means they have lots of concentrated power. (Aka: he doesnt need to pass trough 10 different approvals of other institutions to do something which might waste precious time and can ruin chain of responsibility) An evil person who isnt a dictator can just buy these institutions and appear democratic.
@@abhabh6896 He might have good intentions, but he is indeed a heavy handed dictator. Maybe proof of strength the only method that the people of Outworld respond to, but you would not want to live under his leadership.
Yep
Man, Johnny Cage looks and sounds so real. I wouldn't know anything about MK if it wasn't for these clips and would just think he's a celebrity guest character like Rambo or Terminator. Swag art direction
He was based on Jean-Claude Van Damme, remember?
@@TherealRNOwwfpoohI always forget that
Indeed he is just Swag and nothing more
@@jhonwick1856 🔥🔥🔥
"I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today"
0:36 Kano & Jade
1:55 Kano & Scarlet
2:33 Kung Lao & Scarlet
*S U C C*
the move verbose the funnier
@A H 😂😂
Scarlett thirsty for sub zero 😂
*ME S A S U a G 3.*
Kung Lao is getting rejected by everyone, man just wants a relationship
Bluetooth Toaster isn't he like a monk though? Aint he supposed to be celibate?
No, actually
mileena is free he just have to keep ein eye on his pp
@@abongilezolanipeterson5588 Liu Kang is sweating after this comment.
@@musix3197 true
Kotal’s love for Jade is actually wholesome
Probably the most functional relationship in the story.
It really is 😭
@@viderevero1338 Besides Liu Kang & Kitana, of course.
A bit too mushy for my tastes. I like the friendlier Liu Kang and Kitana dynamic.
@@TherealRNOwwfpooh true
2:00 the way he leans in when he says it is hilarious 😂
I'll ride kano'$ sausage all night
Shoot your shot, ain't happening otherwise 💀
ok i have never played MK but this is actually impressive how much effort they put into each encounter dialougue, they animate them all differently and everything. very impressive.
That's a really cool thing NRS does, MKX and Injustice 2 also had the same system, some lines a reused here and there but the fact that they're having multiple intro for each character combination is really great
its the same intro animation, just different mouth movement, they should probably have 3 unique ones for each champ
It would be if a lot of it actually meant something lore wise but the majority of it is just hypothetical.
@@goofball1_134 they can’t do that because you can unlock your own and change it
These dialougues aren't funny
"Liu kang is a lucky man"
"How so, Kung Lao?"
"He iS lUckY we dIDn't mEet fIrSt"
Dude give Kung Lao a break, he's not getting any.
That one was smooth lol and the "Scarlet, we hardly know each other"
@@issyyourboo2848 that so desperate. No wonder he isn't getting any😂😂😂
Kung Lao, the "Forever alone man" in Mortal Kombat franchise.
@@arsyam_7 just like me but instead in a game.
3:05 for some reason I love the idea of Kotal and Liu Kang Becoming friends through Jade and Kitana
It feels real. That's what I like about it.
Operator BG Kotal was in Annihilation?
@@Aristocratic13 Jade hit on Liu in annihilation
Kotal- Yo Liu, the ladies are having a Girls Night Out, call up Kung Lao and we'll go beat the shit out of some Netherrealm Demons!
Liu Kang- Bro, Kung Lao is already getting the portal ready!
Kotal- Nice!!
MMAddict39 AGREEDDD
Johnny hitting on an elder god makes me die laughing 😂
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Kano: Me blood sausage?
EliteLegendZXxD would you settle for me sausage?
I hate this meme. I dont get it.
Kano: I could eat a peach for hours.
Am I the only one who was sad whenhearing that.....
😂😂😂when he said that i lost it
“Would you settle for me sausage”
I swear that’s probably the best line in the entire video
Ikr
In the entire game*
No
The face he makes is even better!
"I could eat a peach for hours"
Missing the best one.
*“MY SLAVERS NEED BREEDING STOCK”*
*A U T O M A T I C N O*
He also missed another one
Raiden: I must consult with the Elder Gods
Damn who says that
@@lilpp4791
Kollector
thats not flirting its being a wingman for your slavers
I love Kotal Kahn and Jade being all wholesome and adoring each other, knowing that they are about to break each other's limbs and rip out each other's organs.
I know right?
not in story mode ...
Kung Lao: *does nothing*
Everyone: Lol you suck
*screams in Kung Lao main*
@@LaHorchatera Same
Kung lao did what others couldn't, beat quanchi and shang, then proceeded to beat kintaro, all on his own...and nobody seems to talk about that
To be totally fair, Kung Lao is arrogant as hell lmao.
@@TechnoBacon alot of females think arrogance is good
"Kung Lao is not in our league."
Kung Lao: ._.
dont you dare say that to my boy kung lao
Its funny cuz Kung Lao is just straight up better than her in a fight. He's beaten Goro, Kintaro, Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, and more. Kitana got outright KNOCKED OUT by Smoke by himself.
man’s catching strays
@@OGXenos Maybe she is saying he is above them
@@tps7504 god of sharp hats vs leotard tessen lady, ez pick
"skarlet we hardly know each other" what a gentleman
Kung Lao is so polite
Liu Kang and Kitana add new depths to bedroom roleplaying...
2:01 "WouLd YoU SetTtLe foR me SauSage?"
The way he says that along with the glowing eye just makes it hillarious.
I’m gonna have nightmares about this
lol
Kano is ascending.
plus the little smile
The smile is the thing that sells it to me. Because Kano is an asshole and that fucking smile while saying that... He knows.
"Scarlet, we hardly know each other"
- Kung Lao 2019
He's not wrong
“Would ya settle for me sausage?”
Kung lao has been rejected more times than me lmao
You havent ever made it that far yet
Bullshit, when has he not? He's fucking cool and woman take him for granted
Damn, he must have been rejected over 2000 times then
NateTheGreat well he’s shot his shots already
Unknown Person nah it’s actually fucking hilarious
2:40 "Skarlet we hardly know each other" had me dying
1:45
“Johnny Cage, afraid of a kiss?”
Me: (thinks back to Sonya’s original fatality) I mean, he has every reason to.
Good point
Lmfao
@Bandit PL she blows a kiss and it burns her opponents alive. its a very weird fatality.
Jax used to have a monty python fatality
What a way to go
One of Kitana's original fatalities was an even better example. Tanya used it too. One of Mileena's original fatalities looked like a kiss, though it wasn't.
Poor Kung Lao couldn't get a date on a tombstone.
trustobey1016
Meanwhile the fandom be thirsty XD
Underrated
Priceless comment.
Dont forgot that kitana that sayed she preferred him
Johnny: "Hey what's cookin good lookin"
Cassie: "Ew"
Johnny: "That's not what I meant"
*law and order pops up*
What did he mean?
@Halo Jumper it's his daughter
*Law and order pops up*
Halo Jumper The fact that you didn’t know worries me ☹️
General Tozen pretty sure that hes asking only because Johnny said “thats not what i meant”
The way Kano says sausage will never not make me crack up.
"How chilled are you?"
"Chilled to the core"
"Thats super hot"
That one got me real good XD
@Shady's gacha stuff XDD
Subzero: another outworld perversion
Scarlett: you’re the one staring subzero
Subzero: I am assessing your weaknesses
Good save subzero
Cool as ice
@@Asiis what a legend
Subzero should hit it and quit it
Joe Lopez Dine and dash, but save the cash
@@TheLovelyAviZone Unleash the load then hit the road
Kang: "I expect we'll see more of each other."
Kotal: "If our women have their way."
Kang: "Isn't it best to let them?"
Yeah, I can see Liu Kang and Kotal Kahn hanging out at a bar while Kitana and Jade go shopping.
w h a t
That escalated very quickly, like immediately
DinobotTM2 what the hell is wrong with you?
both of them are so pussy-whipped.
I need that cutscene
Out of all of them, Kotal kahn is the most wholesome.
In a close second for most wholesome is Liu Kang
Kano: I could eat a peach for hours
Kano is just Savage...
but would you settle in for his sausage?
Any day
I love that line. Face Off = Castor Troy = Nicolas Cage 😃👍
TmacAlpha th-cam.com/video/W7BBggtAzCI/w-d-xo.html
Scrolled down for the Dirty Uncle Kano meemz
Kano is the dirtiest,
"You look peachy, I could eat a peach for hours"
"Wanna taste Australias best blood sausuge, would you settle for me sausage"
Jesus, he doesn't have much but goddamn
eating ass and asking for head, jesus Kano needs to chill
@@immshep nah, we need more of that kind of dialogue from him, really made me laugh
I love this man
And I don't even play the game
@@immshep He wasn't referring to eating her ass.
@@Da0utcastDragon right😂😂😂😂 He was talking about eating that kitty😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺
Johnny Cage: What's cooking good looking
Cassie Cage: Ew, no sErIoUsLy?!
*Alabama Intensifies*
*If you get a divorce in Alabama...*
*Are you still brother and sister*
I can't believe he said that to his daughter though.. Awkward
Bruh Moment SWEET HOME ALABAMA
NOT WHAT I MEANT?!
Lmao I thought he meant it as in because she has some of his “good looks” but it came out the wrong way 💀😂
Those who didn't get the last part where Johnny cage complimented Cassie cage, so basically the reason johnny said "what's cookin good lookin" to her daughter because they look alike and technically Johnny cage complimented himself
"I wasn't flirting with you! I was flirting with ME!"
Kung Lao more like
THIRST LAO
Never make fun out of that name ! >..
I bet he'll even date criterion if she says yes
I mean.... Monks arent known for getting action. Training in where ever gets lonely
More like hung lao
I think seeing Liu Kang get a girl before he did made him desperate. Dat boi be jealous.
*Would ya settle for me sausage?*
Most inspirational quote 2019
SurvivorPlays 45 but first I must speak with the elder gods
SurvivorPlays 45 true dat
I can't deal with Kano😂😂😂😂😂
Best shit ever
I love seeing Sonya, Cassie, and Jade reject literally everybody.
Cassie wouldn't mind Jax it seems
Burlap jack 😂😂😂
For jade, it's true. Besides Kotal.
She especially rejects harsher to Cage and Kung Lao.
@@X-V1L3 I think Cage got the harshest rejection from Cassie.
Didnt Cass get rejected by Baraka in another intro, lol
"a simple no would have sufficed" had me howling lmao
my boy lao was hurt
"Kung Lao is not in our league "
FLYING HAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND CHOPS OFF BLUE KITANAS HEAD
Good one
Maybe she meant he is in a higher league
@@ag_abdulaziz7153 Epic comeback
Because he is above it
*Sad Shaolin Noises*
"There is only Mileena"
"Thank you, I'll pass"
Aw shit best girls up for grabs bois
If she can keep those teeth away from me sosige, then sure
You right, She Is best girl
I'll pass, I don't like the idea of ending up dinner
Don't mind it I do friendo, and at least she is no dvorah I would not touch that thing
@@cadetwright6496 I prefer Kitana anyway
"Characters hit on each other"
YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES
Or,
*I AM TAKING STOCK OF YOUR BODY PARTS*
Subtlety, thy name is Shao Kahn
"I like a girl with fire" = consent is optional but I'm not allowed to say it outright!
"Would ye settle for me sausage"
I D O N ' T F E A R Y O U N I -
Being completely unfazed by an insult/rejection from Cetrion, a literal goddess, is so Johnny Cage 🤣
Also, "Would you settle for me sausage?" is very Kano 🤣
No one:
Kotal: everyone is beautiful, but Jade is mine
True and Liu Kang is like: fair enough, I got Kitana
"You're a wanted man, black."
"Then bring me in, Baby doll."
That was a smooth line
Edit: holy sh*t thanks for all the likes guys
That's my favorite line
"Gonna wish you hadn't said that."
There, I made your comment 700
No cap
Sienna Schmidt Dude, Enron legit has the best lines.
Things Sub Zero doesn’t play
*1. Games*
*2.- Fucking games*
3. Mortal Kombat
*4. Games but in a different comment*
5. Mind games
6.Brain Games
2:41 is the best interaction ever.
1:30 that is actually super wholesome
Jax: "I can't, Cassie. I'm your Godfather."
Cassie: "Don't worry about it, uncle."
Jax: "How am I supposed to explain this to Sonya?"
Me: *HOLD UP!*
I WAS LIKE.. WOAHHHHH THERE
*_S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A_*
*CONFUSED SIRENS*
Azrael underrated
Someone explain this please! We need to know!
2:47 "I'm assessing your weaknesses."
I'm gonna use it in case i get charged staring.
Jail time 😂
Irl no context would sound pretty rapey.
What a perfect way to get out of trouble
“I wasn’t checking her out sexually, I was assessing her weaknesses for our fight later”
@@logeyperogi1805 *Why officer? A fight to the death of course!*
I asses alot of weakness on a daily basis .
Liu Kang @ Jade: "I see the beauty, show me strength"
Kitana: _Sharpening her fans_
I mean he isn’t wrong tho
Kotal: You saved me from myself
Jade: You would do the same for me
Kotal: without Hesitation, Jade
However
Shao Khan: *Y O U W I L L J O I N M Y C O N C U B I N E S*
*I L I K E F E M A L E S W I T H F I R E*
Ew
Piss off
There’s a reason why he’s the better Khan between them.
"how cool are you?"
"Chilled to the core"
"That's hot"
IM DEAD
hooooo ho ho aw thats hot, thats very hot - Will Smith
I imagined Kabal just dropping the swords and going in for a kiss after saying that too.
@@TosKinder I swear I imagined the same fucking thing! LOL
The reaction from frost would depend on if it’s past kabal (before he got burned by kintaro) or future kabal
_"I could eat a peach for _*_hours."_*
😰🍑🌊
SERN lol
o//////o senpai!
“And how cold are you?”
“Chilled to the core”
“That is super hot”
I see you're a man of culture as well.
The way Kano said, “Would you settle for me sausage?” Got me laughing
2:00
Forgot one
Cassie: Earthrealm has nothing for you
Kollector: My slavers need breeding stock
Cassie: AUTOMATIC NO!
Sean *BREEDING STOCK*
i've seen this hentai somewhere
@subsidize pro Basically he wants her body.
*I LIKE FEMALES WITH FIRE!*
LOLuDEAD link now...
2:01
“Would you settle for me sausage?”
Anime Eye shine effect lmao
When kung Lao said “Skarlet we hardly know each other”. 🔥🔥
Mortal Kombat Woman (except Dvorah): exists
Men: it’s free real estate
richy and Meleena even tho I’ll wife her her up-
Rose_garden24 sameee
@@rose_garden2483 Groban head from her would be dangerous....
Just James wHaT tHaT tOnGuE dO mElEeNa-
No one likes dvora
"How did you and mum meet?"
"Well, we flirted, then we engaged in kombat,"
Which led to your creation as we performed a "sacred dance" together🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
"Want to taste Australia's best blood sausage?"
"I'd rather taste your blood, Kano."
"Would you settle for me sausage?"
1:55
😐
Hes just a man of culture.
@@josmar1009 people who unironically use "man of culture" are secretly psychopaths
@@Koi_Swirl and?
That cracked me so hard
Kitana: "Liu Kang is committed to me."
Other Kitana: "I actually prefer his friend."
Kitana: "Kung Lao is not in our league."
There ya go Kung Lao, ya got one
Evil Kitana has a crush on Kung Lao? 😂