First I thought it was gonna take the death worlders route, and have the human claim it was bland while our spices were considered military grade chemical weapons. When the human ambassador nearly died then went to the next course I thought it was a joke about humans eating things we really shouldn’t. Turns out the whole story was just one big dick power move.
The French and Italians are the only people of Earth I would never dare challenge the quality of their food or the strength of their stomachs. The Xeno's got lucky they faced the French with no booze, an Italian wouldn't have let them out of their alive.
“Has everything been prepared, Lembit? The ambassador will be arriving shortly with his entourage, and we only get one shot at a first impression.” “Almost, sir,” said Lembit. “We’re just finishing the table settings.” She looked over the Feasting Board with pride. They’d had to weld five deck tables together to make the damn thing, but it was still full to bursting with all of her species’ classic cuisine. The bowl of tender higlit shoots fought for space with a succulent ploin roast. The otrinoff salad, its leafy fronds a healthy orange, teetered precariously on the table’s edge.
First I thought it was gonna take the death worlders route, and have the human claim it was bland while our spices were considered military grade chemical weapons.
When the human ambassador nearly died then went to the next course I thought it was a joke about humans eating things we really shouldn’t.
Turns out the whole story was just one big dick power move.
a mighty swing at that
For the skwerl
For the rythm that is algo
For the attack cattipliars
It doesn’t count as poisoning if you offer life saving services on the spot.
And free.
The French take their food very seriously. Do not underestimate them
with food , never
The French and Italians are the only people of Earth I would never dare challenge the quality of their food or the strength of their stomachs. The Xeno's got lucky they faced the French with no booze, an Italian wouldn't have let them out of their alive.
They think their food is badass. Waitll they get a load of the ghost pepper salsa.
lol
For the algorithm.
That was definitely one heck of a power play.
That it was
I love how masochistic this sounded that would be definitely me I'd be eating aliens food and somehow I be dying yet loving it
that chuckle at 14:04 10/10
For the algorithm!
For the algorithm!
“Has everything been prepared, Lembit? The ambassador will be arriving shortly with his entourage, and we only get one shot at a first impression.”
“Almost, sir,” said Lembit. “We’re just finishing the table settings.”
She looked over the Feasting Board with pride. They’d had to weld five deck tables together to make the damn thing, but it was still full to bursting with all of her species’ classic cuisine. The bowl of tender higlit shoots fought for space with a succulent ploin roast. The otrinoff salad, its leafy fronds a healthy orange, teetered precariously on the table’s edge.
LOL, determined to taste EVERTHING, even to the point of near death - the human ambassador shows' adventurous dinning.
Talk about dedication
yup
14:04 I heard that!
I seem to just keep jumping around in these. Be that as it may, Fur the Algorerithm!
I'm surprised he didn't leave early cause he had the shits.
Classic case of one-upmanship.
To please the algorithm is all
For the Squirrel and the story.
This made me hungry
not a bad thing , i think
For the algorithm
For the algorithm
Squirrel is spelled squirrel, and agro squerril is spelled squerril.
@Aggro Squirrel
Why?
Epic
F.A.S.
First for the algorithm
For the algorithm
40th, 21 December 2023
Second
nice
for the algorithm
for the algorithm