Hell yeah, another week or so and you'll be applying dong wax to your bowling pin. Don't move through the episodes too fast though because you will constantly want to reference MSSP to your boys that don't listen. It's hell.
Really makes me miss living with my little brother. That level of joy only comes from when a younger brother mistakenly says something gay in an especially public setting.
This episode is nothing but high spirits my dudes. Key of G minor. 432hz... see it on the insignia. Rainbow Moonstone; with the exact ripple that 432 makes on water, or sand.
Those are fruit flys.. I feel like I’ve been transported to a trap house. Sheets on the windows, nats flying around, street sofas, green carpet and a $250 salt lamp 🤦♂️😂
@@athanprakas6718 floating around especially in the beginning.. definitely fruit flies though, lol Guys who have trouble getting laid have them in their places because they leave out empty beer cans and drinks
@@linusdn2777 it’s an essential oil defuser.. also popular among the same type of men that have large salt* lamps, fruit flies, street couches and green carpets. They use it to hide the stench, lol
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull please at least take some comfort knowing that Jamie Vardy loves your club, which, in turn, has caused us foxes fans to want you lot to do well mate. I know its not much mate but know that there's a load of us who aren't Owls fans that are keeping an eye out for your results and wanting them to do well lol.
My wife is a die hard sports fan and I could care less about sports. She watches/listens to games and I go fishing/bow hunting/camping….opposites attract I guess
The entire village watches in anticipation, as the DAWGS arise from over yonder hilltop, triumphant, having conquered the lands down under. The cry is taken up by all: “THE DAWGS HAVE RETURNED, GOD IS GOOD.”
In 93 Florida State got the nod because Notre Dame doesn’t have a conference and played teams like Navy. In 93 FSU played 7 ranked teams… ND only played 3. Cupcake schedule always.
“He did peyote” “No it was cactus” “Maybe it was mescaline but I think that’s synthetic” They were somehow both completely wrong and right at the same time 😂 peyote is the cactus name, mescaline is the active chemical in peyote. Could be synthesized I guess but mostly extracted if not taken in cactus form.
Devils Road is a real thing. It’s a scary ass road with trees bending inward on both sides. And yes it is a DuPont house at the end of it. It’s Maybe 20 minutes after the PA/ DE boarder
Next Gilley & Keeves needs to include a shark tank parody episode. Also, I can 100% see Shane becoming the “Frank Reynolds” of the crew and just bank rolling hilariously brilliant ideas that don’t pay off at all 🤣 1:05:43
Mescaline can be synthesized, but the majority of pure mescaline crystals out there get extracted via A/B extraction like DMT from either San Pedro cacti or peyote.
i wanna torp while discussing the world economic forum forcing us to eat crickets with interdimensional spirits, while holding a beautiful young lass that my wife has approved me to copulate with. but mssp during office will suffice. war mode on all you lames. lil spudola will find a beautiful woman who respects his hardworking diligence and gentle soul. gay bill becomes a hair stylist. peace
18:00 In college i got drunk on MD 20/20 Banana Red and blacked out. I woke up and my computer keyboard in my dorm was dripping with piss. My computer chair was also covered in piss. This was 20 years ago. Still funny though.
The boys ! I was at the last melbourne show and it was awesome! Matt killed it and shane just fuckin murdered! Power to the boys ! Thanks for coming to Aus !!
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I just started watching MSSP about a week ago. I've literally seen about 30 episodes already. It's good to be one of the Dawgz.
Hell yeah, another week or so and you'll be applying dong wax to your bowling pin. Don't move through the episodes too fast though because you will constantly want to reference MSSP to your boys that don't listen. It's hell.
Welcome brother.
Radio Dawgz for the early episodes aka the old testament
@@arbyscurlyfries9490 most true words ever spoken… I feel so alone in the universe sometimes because I don’t have any dawgz in my life
Join war mode
Spuds lore is even greater from his current seated position
The guy is an onion, layers to him
Spud with his back to the door like a Don
😂😂😂
didn't even change out of his work clothes
Power move. Spud rules
I thought Don’s always faced the door?
@@traviscoates6878 You are correct.
Billy mistakenly calling Mr Wonderful “Mr Beautiful” was the hardest I’ve seen Matt laugh
Confirmed. BILLY IS GAY
Really makes me miss living with my little brother. That level of joy only comes from when a younger brother mistakenly says something gay in an especially public setting.
Also, Billy getting butthurt when Shane picks on him is gold 😂
That's a faustian slip
@@kilometersmetzker4516 it’s freudian slip
At long last, the dawgs return to the homeland.
Guaranteed Shrek 1
Praise be
Homeland, available on Hulu
@@Whocares806 he was much better as Winters
To relieve the liberal tension that’s been abundant in the realm
This episode is nothing but high spirits my dudes.
Key of G minor. 432hz... see it on the insignia.
Rainbow Moonstone; with the exact ripple that 432 makes on water, or sand.
No big deal.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
This has to stop
This comment hit dif on the shrooms
I’m fly as hell dude you hate it
The orbs flying by continuously is the icing on the cake, even the spirit realm is pumped by the reunion of the dawgz.
Those are fruit flys.. I feel like I’ve been transported to a trap house.
Sheets on the windows, nats flying around, street sofas, green carpet and a $250 salt lamp 🤦♂️😂
Where are the orbs?
@@athanprakas6718 floating around especially in the beginning.. definitely fruit flies though, lol
Guys who have trouble getting laid have them in their places because they leave out empty beer cans and drinks
Also why does it look like somethings burning next to shane?
@@linusdn2777 it’s an essential oil defuser.. also popular among the same type of men that have large salt* lamps, fruit flies, street couches and green carpets.
They use it to hide the stench, lol
Shane needs a twitch, I gotta watch these franchise stories!!!
Shane, Big Jay, and Soder all need to get on twitch with how much they talk about gaming.
or maybe you could go outside and try to meet people
@@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz736 says the TH-cam commenter
I'd watch the big kahuna rage quit at 8 am. Thats hilarious.
@@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz736 nah I’d rather watch Shane play madden tbh
My dawg is going to freak when he finds out you guys are back.
Oh yah
Gay.
@@fredrickmiller6534 insanely
This IS gay.
Hell yeah! Shout out Billy and Spud! WARMODE!
What would I have done?
@@jessarhodes6196 woo!
Do you honestly and truly in your heart believe....
@@floridagator800 No...
And whats gonna happen if they try to take our firearms?
I'm not even a Sunderland fan but hearing Shane say "I am Sunderland til I die" made me smile
Yeah I'm a Leicester supporter and hearing Shane choose a lower league team made me happy 🤣
I'm a Wednesday fan, Dom. About as depressing as it gets 😣
@@emjay3066 Em Jay!!! How are you keeping? All well I hope? 😊
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull please at least take some comfort knowing that Jamie Vardy loves your club, which, in turn, has caused us foxes fans to want you lot to do well mate. I know its not much mate but know that there's a load of us who aren't Owls fans that are keeping an eye out for your results and wanting them to do well lol.
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull Derby fan, check mate bro 🙈
Matt having zero knowledge of sports is always fascinating. The fact that him and Shane are best friends is typically not the case.
My wife is a die hard sports fan and I could care less about sports. She watches/listens to games and I go fishing/bow hunting/camping….opposites attract I guess
@@ElkinsEric Hint: You’re the wife then 😂
@@snarkynader9400 damn bro you pretty insecure
@@snarkynader9400 gender roles
@@snarkynader9400 na he admires nature, you admire other men's athletic talents. To each their own. I'm team outdoors.
Boy, we're lucky Shane has War Mode and Matty to keep him grounded by giving him shit. Bangin cast bros!
Dudes... to be back after 3weeks..... you MUST bring WARMODE, this is fucking perfect
🇺🇸🐶🇺🇸🐶🇺🇸
With whispers of van demonsland.
Dudes did warmode get deleted off TH-cam???
@@virtue9719 looks like it. Probably temporary ban, its happened before unfortunately
Welcome back from the upside down
It's a new season of love on the spectrum!
Praise the fucking lord !!! 🙏🙌. I needed this today
I need warmode to get on an episode of the adam friedland show
Spud and Nick talking pedophile would be sick
Or Are You Garbage!
About to go to the live gilly and keeves. See you dawgs there!!!
Ayy
Where. Is. This. ??
The Dawgs are back to entertain me on my Friday night drunk in my basement
hell yeah jonny
I am also drunk in my basement watching this 😂 cheers
Bro it's only 6pm.
@@lylechipperson3407 and?
@@mitchelwilson4757 hell yeah dude
Them describing a fat person looking like an egg and mat is “oh doctor roboticnik from sonic” 🤣
Canadian weighing in here. I can confirm that the last two years have made us into an embarrassment of a country.
We know that you have some real truckers.
America's hat 🧢🇺🇲
Why don’t you just take Castro Jr. out back behind the barn
Do what we do in the states. Ignore the shame. Troops!
we were always really emberassed tbh
That “Ehh” from Matt during the ad read cut Billy to the core 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Today's spitting-coffee laugh:
Bill asks "Do they spin at all?" 56:53
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Shane and Matt you boys absolutely killed it in Melbourne. Holy fuck i had high expectations but Jesus Christ your sets were elite fellas
The entire village watches in anticipation, as the DAWGS arise from over yonder hilltop, triumphant, having conquered the lands down under. The cry is taken up by all: “THE DAWGS HAVE RETURNED, GOD IS GOOD.”
Spud man with his back to the camera, undercover mode
As a long time A$AP fan, hearing spud say “it’s cozy boy season” made my day lmao
a delicious feast after a long famine, how good is our god
Inshallah
Alhamdulillah
Nice of the WM guys to give Matt and Shane a bump.
Gay bill is a superstar
How great is our God? Blessed with this drop on my goddang Bday. 🤘🏽
Have a glorious bornt day young kang 👑
hoping it treats you well dawg 🫡
Whoever is doing y'alls opening edits deserves a lot of credit. hilarious and very creative.
The Doberman. the Rottweiler. The German Shepherd. It's Gard Dawg.
All four at their best, together. Nothing funnier than Billy v Shane, Spud v Spud, Matt v The Man, and Shane v the Libs.
Went to Philly last night for the Gilly and Keeves Live Taping. Shit was phenomenal 👏.
😮 nice
Matt laughing at Billy calling him Mr beautiful. Matt almost passed out hysterical
I read this comment as soon as he said it.
As a fellow Armenian, the “where’s the Turks when you need them” was absolutely hilarious 😂😂
matt: yeah switch on the toilet is hemmeroid city
shane: i a;ready live there
matt: yeah, but dude you become the mayor
lmao
In 93 Florida State got the nod because Notre Dame doesn’t have a conference and played teams like Navy. In 93 FSU played 7 ranked teams… ND only played 3. Cupcake schedule always.
If notre dame was in the sec they would be perpetually 2-6 in conference games.
@@emjay3066 I would love to! Lol
"Yo Matt, clean me off" Spud you are hilarious.
“He did peyote”
“No it was cactus”
“Maybe it was mescaline but I think that’s synthetic”
They were somehow both completely wrong and right at the same time 😂 peyote is the cactus name, mescaline is the active chemical in peyote. Could be synthesized I guess but mostly extracted if not taken in cactus form.
God bless! Let us rejoice in the dawgs coming back
Haha the dust flying in the room, the bros need an air filter
That’s a humidifier
They are spirit orbs.
The air Canadá story was insane. Easily Reason enough to find an alternative if you’re traveling. They lost their minds
Billy has never looked more like Old Matt , wow
He looks like young Matt to me. Longer, darker hair
They are brothers right?
Spud is the neighbor from Home Improvement on this ep.
Waiting for this comment
Damn Bill Dawg can bring that mop in quick. Or it's just been that long since he's been back on the cams
thought the same
And the lord proclaimed in a strong philly accent ‘the dawgs are back’
Yah By’s as a Canadian, I agree fully with everything you said. “Chinada “😂😂
Air Canada was shit before the pandemic too
Had the biggest sigh of relief seeing my feed update.
i love Billy and Spud more than any bros i have in real life (feels bad)
Our God is a great and powerful and loving God!
MSSP is blowing up so quick now it’s unreal. It’s like 15-20 k more subs in the past 6 months alone 👏
*_Bout damn time!_* The dawgz have missed the Mm'Goodboys. 🙌🍻
King Arthur and Merlin have returned from their fantastic journey. Praise the Dawgz
I love you!! Thank you MSSP and WarMode!
I really like the nats flying around, the sheet covering the window and the street couches 👌 very nice 😂
They are spirit orbs.
@@GavinSummers bar flies
You dawgs really set the Reddit doomsday clock back with this episode. 😂🤣
Working a night road work shift at American and Allegheny Ave, thank god the boys are here with me in spirit
Devils Road is a real thing. It’s a scary ass road with trees bending inward on both sides. And yes it is a DuPont house at the end of it. It’s
Maybe 20 minutes after the PA/ DE boarder
Next Gilley & Keeves needs to include a shark tank parody episode. Also, I can 100% see Shane becoming the “Frank Reynolds” of the crew and just bank rolling hilariously brilliant ideas that don’t pay off at all 🤣 1:05:43
This cast is a chilled goblet of raw milk.
Damn a year later and i really need a goblet of milk
Lots of good shows to listen to this weekend. This just jumped to the top of the list!
It’s like they knew exactly what we wanted
Mescaline can be synthesized, but the majority of pure mescaline crystals out there get extracted via A/B extraction like DMT from either San Pedro cacti or peyote.
i wanna torp while discussing the world economic forum forcing us to eat crickets with interdimensional spirits, while holding a beautiful young lass that my wife has approved me to copulate with. but mssp during office will suffice.
war mode on all you lames. lil spudola will find a beautiful woman who respects his hardworking diligence and gentle soul.
gay bill becomes a hair stylist.
peace
Nah G-y Bill will be a Dj
Polynesian Eddie Murphy, Matt sneaking in the gold lines
I actually got heated hearing about the Canadian flight attendants
At ease soldier
Best of both worlds. Hell yeah. Welcome back soldiers
My heart is full of joy seeing those two cowboys embrace once again.
18:00 In college i got drunk on MD 20/20 Banana Red and blacked out. I woke up and my computer keyboard in my dorm was dripping with piss. My computer chair was also covered in piss. This was 20 years ago. Still funny though.
Spud knew Billy was going to take over. Kept putting him in line
Spud is basically the bad guy from the Inspector Gadget
Dr Claw
When I saw the zip wall holding up a blackout curtain. I new spudmode was close
Holy shit it is a zip wall. Did Matt have it from his painting days? 😂
Bill lookin like froggy fresh.
This was one for the books. Pure gold.
We called it Cult House Road!! I’ve been chased by the bronco 😂
The Dawgs are truly blessed on this day
Two bottles of Wild Irish Rose for less than $5 when I was a kid! Loved it!! Mad Dog, Night train!! Good times!
Bill is hilarious. He’s the man. So is spud man
Bro dude don’t let them hate on franchise mode. That’s where the tism is an asset
The boys ! I was at the last melbourne show and it was awesome! Matt killed it and shane just fuckin murdered! Power to the boys ! Thanks for coming to Aus !!
Thanks for coming to Australia boys, glad you enjoyed yourselves! 🦘
What an absolute treat of an ep
Wickkkky wild wild.
I paused jre and Timmy d for this baby boys
“Pause bro!” Bill being a asshole is the best
I often use my phone for a baby monitor and because this episode is dark and spooky. I thought someone was walking in my kids room
Get that Twitch stream on Gillis so we can watch you run a career on Madden
Bill with the Noel Devine King Kong in my trunk reference was a crazy pull.
Spud needs to be the new Carl Pilkington. Please send him to Europe to find love
Thought y’all were kidding when you said they addicting, how tf ima year back in, 2024 ima try to go back to covid years 😂
Covid zoom call casts are the best in my opinion!!
War mode! Bless be the dawgs
@33:15 the Shain Man of Notre Dame Football crawls out of the shadow that’s always ready to take over
Oh thank fucking God I thought something bad happened it's been two weeks!
They released 2 episodes last week. Get in the Paytch.
@@Reebonics oh I guess I have to thanks
18:55 Nelly had Pimp Juice... the 2000s were something, huh?
I love how the guests range from Louis CK and Colin Quinn to Qanon hillpeople
never forget your roots
I remember when that teo news broke, it's still the most hilarious sports headline i've ever seen on TV. "Manti Teo's girlfriend never existed" LOL
Damn I felt so betrayed I was about to post a tiger pic on Twitter with a bad ass caption
Thank garsh the boys have returned 🙏
This ep is hysterical. When Bill asks do Tasmanian Devils really spin...😂
Matt is so based on these intro's. That's half the reason I watch.
War Room 3. Ong i wished for this yesterday before it dropped. Ask and our Kangs provide.
Keep up the amazing work gang 🙏
Bros. mad dog is huge in Scotland. Still drunk to this day religiously by most 90s kids in their 30s. Strawb-dog is the key to success