Captain Sparklez saying "i'm going to go wake up now" and walking head first into a massive explosion has got to be one of the funniest things i have witnessed today.
The way Olive's diamonds/drugs just exploded across the room when Schlatt /killed her was hilarious. Along with Jack picking them up and showing them to Sparklez.
12:42 Funny story: We had a (severely) alcoholic teacher at my high school. I never had her, which is sort of a testament to how everyone knew about it, but we were really short on teachers - even if she was blasted the whole day, so long as she did her job it was cool. Anyway, she got fired the year after I graduated because she crashed her car into the side of the high school. 🥰
Honestly one of Tommy’s funniest videos. I couldn’t stop laughing the entire time. There’s just something so ridiculously hilarious about PG, family friendly, captainsparklez saying “i cooked” while throwing heaps of meth at jack-Walter-wite-manifold.
I'm just dying at the fact of Olive finding the "Diamonds" before Jack told the to make them, and just distributing them to Tommy and Jordan. The fact that TOMMY was the one who said "I don't want my fingerprints on this!" Is priceless because normally he's the one who wants to do drugs. Olive is another level of chaotic (in a good way) Edit: To all of you guys fighting in my replies, I WOULDN'T HAVE COMMENTED THIS IF I DIDN'T THINK OLIVE WAS FUNNY. You can have your opinion, I just don't think you need to reply to my comment about Olive because I am allowed to have my opinion too and you guys don't need to comment about how Olive is boring because it's basically telling me that my opinion is invalid. THANK YOU.
The way he said "I'm gonna wake up now" and walked into the lower floor just as it started exploding in his face made it actually feel so much like a dream
Honestly olive and captin are so much more polite and calm in comparison to the usual crew, its a good balance bring them back for another one! Esspecially olive theyre neat :)
Im Pretty sure they go by Oliver now at least they did on ratsSMP. Absolutely we can appreciate the first time they were in a Tommyinnit Off-The-Rails-Video!
Moral of the story. Never put DoesMining in your username when playing with Schlatt. Lmao Also, the chemistry class was the funniest shit I've ever seen in a Tommyinnit video. Lmfao
the whole thing of "headmaster" and "Can i come in? Oop, i'm in." at 8:08 is impossible to think dirty of. You guys are the most family friendly channels i've seen!
Congrats on 12MIL!!!! You have come such a far way and gained fans along the way :) We are all so proud of you for not giving up and making it this far! You have even made unforgettable history in Dream's SMP. Keep going and don't give up king. 👑
@@GhaniKeSawah do you know this? have you slowed this down? why am i so curious? what is wrong with me? why so many questions? oh god this is a whole new type of crackhead energy
Can't wait for Dream SMP to return. unless Tommy quits TH-cam or Twitch, I will most likely keep watching him for a while if everything stays as.good as this, keep up the good work Tommy :)
ngl, all the new tommy content has been really funny, i used to watch a lot, then i stopped, but now this stuff is really good, keep going dude, i really enjoy it.
Captain Sparklez saying "i'm going to go wake up now" and walking head first into a massive explosion has got to be one of the funniest things i have witnessed today.
607 likes and one comment? let me fix that
Yoo, Tommy commented on my most recent video.. I'm so happy lol 😅😅
I apologize for the npc replies even though I didn't have anything to do with them existing.
@@Bagyi_priv fed
@@Bagyi_priv fed
Schlatt constantly losing it over James’ username is the funniest thing
@@ThisGuyDannyyy idkkk
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
imagine if youtube actually paid attention to their site and fixed the botting issue
JamesDoesMining...
@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok
3:42
Schlatt laughing here is infectious. It makes me smile cuz its actually him and not the character that he presents in his videos
@Jack Wrath OMG THE REAL JACK WRATH I LOVE UR VIDS
The amount of uncontrollable wheezing and laughing in this video is incredible
@@ThisGuyDannyyy I just keep reporting 'em man
The way Olive's diamonds/drugs just exploded across the room when Schlatt /killed her was hilarious. Along with Jack picking them up and showing them to Sparklez.
*" JESSE WE'RE GONNA BE **_RICH_** "*
KEEP LEARNING JESSE
It's videos like this that remind me that, while Sparklez doesn't cuss and is a PG youtuber, he deeply understands the dirty jokes and humor
“is a PG youtuber” meanwhile over on stoneblock the boys are busy crankin’ the hog
@@ThisGuyDannyyy that’s not gonna stop them, only TH-cam can do that
well yeah, he's a grown man
yes he is a human
he might not cuss but he'll be apart of a meth empire with his chemistry teacher interesting guy
you know it’s chaotic when tommy turns something ordinary into weird content
I'm better than Tommyinnit, my content is better!
I'm better than Tommyinnit, my content is better!
@@ThisGuyDannyyy true
@drawblogs music yt shut up no one cares
Nothing ordinary about school mate
10 seconds in and walter white already blowing up the class
Ayo luci cuh? Didn’t realise you also watched him
@@rufassa yeah tommy and shlatt funny lmao
@k4vinzen ur bots suck
Walter white yoo
gamer
The best thing about this KN episode was how diverse it was. You had a Mexican chef cooking Chinese food in an Italian restaurant.
..what?
Irk, the English teacher in the aquarium doing science experiments in the bathroom with the stingrays who graduated from Harvard was inSANE
What
@@b_omp such a good episode
Schlatt is the type of guy to look at people and ask, “Is anyone gonna circumcise that?” and not wait for an answer.
lmfaoo
Schlatts the type of guy to look at sam's foreskin and ask "Is anyone gonna eat that?"... and not wait for an answer
schlatt is the type of person to look at james' username and ask, "is anyone gonna make fun of that?" and not wait for an answer.
I never thought Schlatt and Jordan would be such a great comedic duo
Pardon me 801 likes and no comments??? Ima just
@@Veryfruityloopy why tho
They are great lol, there’s a Chuckle Sandwich episode with them if you’re interested
@@SethIsTheBethst Oh i watch every Chuckle sandwich episode my friend :)
@@Viper76PL same 👊
4:33 The way how they turned their heads towards Schlatt is perfectly sync
*in sync, and yeah, I was looking for a comment that pointed this out.
Yeah, i love it
It was perfect timing ahah, i found that so hilarious!
@@mjtheunusual986 same
Ikr
Sparklez thinking that the whole video is a dream is probably the most reasonable way to react to the situation
10:55 this whole bit so hilarious. I love how much Jack made everyone laugh. Schlatt’s laugh is so genuine I love it
Agreed to
Me: 11:02
Yoo, Tommy commented on my most recent video.. I'm so happy lol 😅😅
man i cried watching this, probably the best bit he's done so far
Schlatt constantly having to laugh about James' username is probably the funniest thing about this video
Lol ya 😂😂😂
“Jame’s”
@@Splatenohno Oh god I just noticed, I'll correct it
Yeah James really loves to mine and loves miners-wait…
@xspert.On.zTreoids☆♤ I just saw the comment and no, I did not copy it, I was just saying what was on my mind. (Not trying to sound rude by the way)
11:03 I've never seen Jack making anyone laugh this hard with his impressions before 😂😂😂
13:06 Tommy’s random scream
Ikr😂😂😂
Bryan Cranston would be proud 😂
12:42 Funny story: We had a (severely) alcoholic teacher at my high school. I never had her, which is sort of a testament to how everyone knew about it, but we were really short on teachers - even if she was blasted the whole day, so long as she did her job it was cool.
Anyway, she got fired the year after I graduated because she crashed her car into the side of the high school. 🥰
Dang
Honestly one of Tommy’s funniest videos. I couldn’t stop laughing the entire time. There’s just something so ridiculously hilarious about PG, family friendly, captainsparklez saying “i cooked” while throwing heaps of meth at jack-Walter-wite-manifold.
It's probably the hardest I've laughed in 3 years
Yoo, Tommy commented on my most recent video.. I'm so happy lol 😅😅
"Sing that shit, B O Y"
I'm just dying at the fact of Olive finding the "Diamonds" before Jack told the to make them, and just distributing them to Tommy and Jordan. The fact that TOMMY was the one who said "I don't want my fingerprints on this!" Is priceless because normally he's the one who wants to do drugs. Olive is another level of chaotic (in a good way)
Edit: To all of you guys fighting in my replies, I WOULDN'T HAVE COMMENTED THIS IF I DIDN'T THINK OLIVE WAS FUNNY. You can have your opinion, I just don't think you need to reply to my comment about Olive because I am allowed to have my opinion too and you guys don't need to comment about how Olive is boring because it's basically telling me that my opinion is invalid. THANK YOU.
olive is incredibly boring and barely says a thing the whole video. shes kinda just there
Exploding into meth was incredible as well
Stop lying, u just saying this cos she’s the only female
To the people in this reply thread, olive’s pronouns are they/them
olive is great
The way he said "I'm gonna wake up now" and walked into the lower floor just as it started exploding in his face made it actually feel so much like a dream
Jack doing a whole-ass Breaking Bad bit was genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen
Sparklez was so funny in all of this, "I dropped out to skip all of this, I don't want to learn"
Tommy's the kind of guy to say "is anyone going to go back to school multiple times irl and in video games" and not wait for an answer
I'm better than Tommyinnit, my content is better!
BRO THE BOTS
@@RlEmpireClips shut
@@veedee6136 it’s a bot.
What the.. what are these comments-
“Are we role playing math addiction?” Yes, Schlatt, yes.
I can't take this video seriously, I was laughing so freaking much in this video schlatt makes video so much funnier for some reason.
Cause of hise laughs and other things
Honestly olive and captin are so much more polite and calm in comparison to the usual crew, its a good balance bring them back for another one! Esspecially olive theyre neat :)
Can we just appreciate Olive being in the video? 👏 🙌
What is olives TH-cam channel
I'm so happy to see olive in a video we need more Cobblestone Duo
@@AldoKuiper olivesleepy! she mostly streams on twitch though :)
Im Pretty sure they go by Oliver now at least they did on ratsSMP. Absolutely we can appreciate the first time they were in a Tommyinnit Off-The-Rails-Video!
IKR!! I WAS SO HAPPY LEHLFS
The interactions between Sparklez and Schlatt were next level
Moral of the story. Never put DoesMining in your username when playing with Schlatt. Lmao
Also, the chemistry class was the funniest shit I've ever seen in a Tommyinnit video. Lmfao
Can we give a moment to realize how good jack is at mimicking breaking bad??
Him saying "Jesse" literally broke me 😂😂😂
Really was the moment Jack became Heisenberg
HE NEARLY GOT SUED FOR PLAYING THE BREAKING BAD SONG!
When Tommy and Schlatt in the same vid, you know it’s about to be fire. They both the most funniest people I “know”
I'm better than Tommyinnit, my content is better!
I'm better than Tommyinnit, my content is better!
I'm better than Tommyinnit, my content is better!
*Dont_Read_My_Namess!*
!!!...
Here before it blows up
Immediately brought back 2010's Mob school vibes. Thanks for the nostalgia big man :D
the whole thing of "headmaster" and "Can i come in? Oop, i'm in." at 8:08 is impossible to think dirty of. You guys are the most family friendly channels i've seen!
Tommy’s the kind of guy to drop out of school and then ask “is anyone gonna role play school?” and not wait for an answer.
Schlatt: You can leave whenever you want
Also Schlatt: *You need 3 stars to leave.*
Just gonna ignore the replies- uh I actually forgot what I was gonna say
4:33 all of them turning at the same time never fails to make me giggle a bit
Frfr!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tommy really make my days though even he make funny and awkward to best friend himself, love this content and never get bored, way good vibe
The fact that Schlatt is still carrying around Sam's circumsized you-know-what is scary and hilarious
James and Shlatt in the same video… I already know that it’s going to be hilarious, thank you for the amazing video (in advance)
@JackWrathyo what are you saying I’m a bot and can’t read that.
Obsessed with Jack’s little “YIPPEE” when he was told it was his turn to teach. This is why he’s my favorite mcyt
Congrats on 12MIL!!!!
You have come such a far way and gained fans along the way :)
We are all so proud of you for not giving up and making it this far!
You have even made unforgettable history in Dream's SMP.
Keep going and don't give up king. 👑
i have your sister keeped alive
Captain Sparklez and Schlatt's interactions give me life lmao
(Especially 2:28)
I love Olive so much. They are an amazing content creator and I'm so glad they and tommy are collabing again
Me too I’m so happy
I know I'm late, but Olive uses they/them pronouns!
@Look a Butterfly I'm sorry I wasn't aware. I'll change it
@@lookabutterfly218 we dont give a shit
10:40 - 11:30 Someone PLEASE animate this entire scene. Lamuliz, Comic Crafter, you know what you have to do
we need an animation on those 50 seconds
12:02 I DIED RIGHT WHEN I HEARD THESE 4 WORDS 🤣🤣🤣
Alternate title: Schlatt making fun of James’ username for 19 minutes
Me meanwhile wondering the joke: What's the context behind the username and the joke?
@@mr.gamewatch6165 I think it has to do with skydoesminecraft
11:10 the way schlatt was wheezing tho
11:18 That mega wheese made my jaw drop
18:58 tommy really learned something from c!wilbur there lol
I can’t be the only one who desperately wants to hear what Tommy said at 15:26
Yep you are the only one
My lawyer explaining to the judge that the destruction of the orphanage caused by my trolling was justifiable because they had skill issue:
Probably said something like "gay people don't deserve rights and it's ok to use child slavery to make chocolate" NOT MEANING IT OF COURSE
it's just 100 slurs being said rapidly
@@GhaniKeSawah do you know this? have you slowed this down? why am i so curious? what is wrong with me? why so many questions? oh god this is a whole new type of crackhead energy
7:23 "You can't leave until headmaster is satisfied." I'm dead man💀
8:13 THE CURCUMSICED FLASHBACK LOL
7:07, Tommy being his true self, a child...
16:35 oddly specific thing for you to say "schlatt"
"CaptainSparklez, are we role-playing...uh,, meth addiction?" 10:00
Tommy throwing a fit is literally one of the most funniest things I've ever seen
channel’s good, innit?
15:45 THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING OF IM LIKE "OH YEA LIKE VICTORIOUS"
6:34 never thought I’d see captain sparkles get violated like that😭😭
Whenever Tommy and Schlatt are in the same video you know it’s gonna be an amazing and chaotic video! Keep up the great work big man!
7:30 jschlatt wheeze 1
8:25 that is a CRAZY statement 😭
11:09 jschlatt wheeze 2
11:14 jschlatt wheeze 3
11:26 jschlatt wheeze 4
15:45 holy shit when will this stop
16:17 jschlatt laugh
14:38 at this moment, Tommy knew that there was little chance of this video being posted.
ah yes here
and not when they were talking about meth
@questionmarkquestionmark_wait when was that
12:55 jamesdoesterrorism
More like jamesdoesarson
@@maninderhansi987 more like JamesDoesChildAbuse
JamesDoesPropertyDamage
JamesDoesMining😂😂
CaptainSparklez was both a boomer and a zoomer at the same time in this vid.
*I love it.*
8:25 this is my favorite part
19:12
Captain: "I'm gonna go wake up"
*dies*
I'm better than Tommyinnit, my content is better!
I'm better than Tommyinnit, my content is better!
holy shit it's all bots lmao, here's an actual comment iguess
@@everyonelicksthesamerocks Lmao
It was all a dream
I'm glad that the captain is in these pretty consistently, he fits right in lol
Tommy just dying at every line spoken is just everything 😂
4:34 I love how three of them turned around at the same time
0:50 tommy: do you not know about ✨SPACE✨
14:23 oh my hod jordan is so funnny dude
4:23 why did they all turn at the exact same time
4:32 The fact they are all in sync turning around to see Jschlatt 😭😭
You know it’s gonna be a good video when James and Jschlatt are there. Their pretty much the cause of all chaos (except for Tommy of course ) 😂
I instantly smiled when i saw james was a teacher, knowing his experience would make this video 10x funnier
11:25 I'm so glad Jordan Captain is here
“Why is Walter White flying into the sunset!?” Tommyinnit 2023
18:25 I LIKE THE WAY HOW YOU SCREAMED TOMMY!!! 😂😂
The amount of uncontrollable wheezing and laughing in this video is incredible
3:10 ah yes, that relatable moment from my childhood where i watched the teacher fly in order to catch an escaped student…
I'm better than Tommyinnit, my content is better!
I'm better than Tommyinnit, my content is better!
4:38 the way they turned in sync
Schlatt : Here I come 2:33
Got me 😂
I'm so happy that Olive was in this video she's so cool !
11:53 I hate to say it Tommy but fraternize is a word 😂
9:15 Damn Mr. Wite guy legit got balde 💀
Definitely, my favourite, this man helps me learn bad lessons and getting me in trouble but it doesn’t stop his attitude and mine.
4:18 jschlatt is the peeping master
1:05 A musical 😂😂
18:08 JAMES DOES MINING
Can't wait for Dream SMP to return. unless Tommy quits TH-cam or Twitch, I will most likely keep watching him for a while if everything stays as.good as this, keep up the good work Tommy :)
This aged well
@@oushea3754 yeahhhhhh
It's good to see 5ommy continuing to follow in Schlatt's footsteps by having temper tantrums irl between gameplay
Schlatt and Tommy in 1 video? Instant fun. You cannot change my mind.
1:59 the way schlatt says it makes it seem like he got the biggest brightest forehead in all the land.
I think something else was being implied there
@@fret747 I caught on
u know it's gonna be crazy when it starts with schlatt saying "i'm not sure you can post this, brother"
10:05 i'm.. uh.. i'd be concerned if that was a youtube video.., Tommy:*posts a video about that*
tommy not knowing that "fraternize" is a word lmao 💀
jack's head movements were also hilarious
Jack yelling the word Jessie at captain has no right being as funny as it is. 🤣 Just the whole breaking bad bit had me wheezing lmao.
"KEEP LEARNING JESSE"
15:27 where can I find the uncensored version
ngl, all the new tommy content has been really funny, i used to watch a lot, then i stopped, but now this stuff is really good, keep going dude, i really enjoy it.
9:48 DAMN THATS A LOT OF CRYSTAL METHANE, YOU BEEN EATING TACO BELL FOR HOW LONG NOW
i thought it was methanol 🗿
3:50 I love how it went of context quickly lol
CONGRATULATIONS TOMMY ON 12 Million SUBSCRIBERS KEEP ON GOING TOMMY