9:23 the ending for this had me crying for months. It's the perfect blend of emotional story telling and powerful symbolism which gives this ending the real push to becoming something more than man made, it creates this sense of a free world where anyone can do anything and say anything they want. It answers so many life questions which had needed answers for too long, but at the same time, it creates more questions which no one had asked, until now. Also there's a fart joke.
"I'm usually not this spicy without a couple of martinis." "What the fuck?" The shock and confusion by what Star said is this best part of this vdeo, its great.
Sonic Shoe knowing dj ster_, he's probably making a rap video for this update. If it took this long for Jerma to make a gameplay video, it's gonna be a while before star's video comes out
so he can find time to stream for 10.5 hours, but he can't find time to make a video out of all that footage. seems legit. also I get that he's getting married, but again, he found time to stream for 10.5 hours. there's time to make even just a 5 minute video with his opinion on the update.
***** also, I really don't like watching streams, especially star's. it's just him complaining about how much he hates the chat, and that's about all he opens his mouth for.
Jerma video? Jerma TEAM FORTRESS video?! Jerma TF2 video WITH STAR?! No, my friends. This is a Jerma and Star Team Fortress video WITH BONUS MA3LAA AND TRUKTRUK! What a time to be alive!
6:35 "I'm not usually this spicy without a couple of martinis." I shared Jerma's reaction. That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard STAR_ say. This whole video just felt like a return to the classic JAR_ videos.
God, this takes me back. The nostalgia is palpable for both the old days of jerma and ster and tf2 not being in such a sorry state. There is no chance a bot will join this server. unlikely lmaobox user will be in there. Just pure tf2
It's always Jerma's and Star's TF2 videos that make me think about how bad I am. If I were to turn that corner in the beginning, I'd have been headshot, backstabbed, and crit-rocketed all at the same time.
jerma is actually a pretty decent player, but not a lot of people acknowledge this. because whenever he's put on the spot and he's forced to pull something off, he usually acts tough before he would choke and die pathetically. But in this case, they're just having fun in a pub, so i guess no one really pays attention to that. btw sorry for the late response
Futa Lover I've had three other friends play Borderlands 2 with me and thats pretty great, but generally I don't get more than one to play with me on any game.
07:08 For years I've been wondering where the fuck did Jerma get that definition from and the closest I've gotten is "Shock Jockey" from Urban Dictionary.
Agh, the ending... You literally almost killed me. I got out of the hospital for a chest surgery and you almost made me rip my stitches and dislocate half my bones, agh. It was worth it though... ow...
Jerma can turn any opportunity to uber someone into a bad joke, which somehow transforms it into a good joke... omg, he's not ubering the other player, HE'S UBERING THE JOKE!!! I DISCOVERED HIS DARK SECRET GUUUUYS!
7:53 ster is doing the shockjock joke with the Short Circuit and Jerma just glances over him. Jerma: [glancing over ster's joke] Ster: [exasperated, annoyed] you didn't even look at the joke Jerma: [playing the game, ignoring ster] Ster: [bitterly] I don't like you.
I love when Jerma gets pissed you can hear his Boston accent come out
TheSmallLavaz Oddly enough, i can picture walken saying that.
The Boston baddy
The more upset somebody is, the more your Boston accent comes through, that’s just how it works
Tf2 scout is boston
@@jmo_real Nah, that's just his Massachussetts accent, really. As someone who's native to the state, I can confirm.
Star is mad - Part 1
Humble beginnings
Holy shit. Jez from 6 years ago. Didnt even know you existed back then
Jez!!!
Part 1 of 489
going to old jerma videos is eternally shocking due to the sheer amount of other creators i know in the comments
I forgot this had "suck a faht outta my ass" and "shock jock" in it, what a timeless classic.
This one definitely goes in the "jerma + friends crack smoking moments" folder
Such a classic! 😆
@@optiTHOMAS A classic game of JEWEL WIZARDRY
@@cboyce653 😆👍🏻 SSSUUPER FROG! 🐸 HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE IT!? IT'S GOT CANDIES! 🤣 love that one!
Scuse me, scuse me, scuse me, JOCK COCK SHOCK!
"I'm usually not this spicy without a couple of martinis."- Ster 2015
walter big naturals
@@cactuss33ds I am the one who has huge knockers (for those in the future, I had a profile pic of Walter White with huge bazongas. Don't ask why)
@@killawhale8726 We all go through adolescence.
7:54
Star trying to use the short circuit to make a shock jock joke
"You didn't even look at the joke"
8:01
"I don't like you"
Lol, that was a lot more funny when I saw it
Spooksy I didn't even notice that he was talking.
Ster is very much like a cat
"You haven't payed attention to me? Well, I hate you now"
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9:23 the ending for this had me crying for months. It's the perfect blend of emotional story telling and powerful symbolism which gives this ending the real push to becoming something more than man made, it creates this sense of a free world where anyone can do anything and say anything they want. It answers so many life questions which had needed answers for too long, but at the same time, it creates more questions which no one had asked, until now.
Also there's a fart joke.
BREBBERS *cries and takes a bow*
BREBBERS FAKE! You couldn't have been crying for months.
The world has only existed for 11 days.
_Hushed silence. Then, from the back, a lone slow clap. Then: thunderous applause._
GOODNUFF Shpee Standing ovation!
@111084449042371503531 Hushed silence. Then, from the back, a lone slow clap. Then: deadly silence.
FIFY
"I'm usually not this spicy without a couple of martinis."
"What the fuck?"
The shock and confusion by what Star said is this best part of this vdeo, its great.
"shock" and confusion
i like how you can hear truktruk physically push away from his keyboard and start laughing into his hands
"Do you guys have 9 sentry guns"?
The quote heard pretty much on every single server since the Jag got buffed!
hi scott
9:23 Honestly the best insult I've ever heard in my whole life.
1:59 Ma3la: “You’re gonna tell me when you need this.”
Jerma: “MA3LA THE CRITS”
MA3LA
6:35 - I laughed for a good 14 seconds without breathing, holy shit.
Uncle Dane hi dane :>
Uncle Dane He's usually not that spicy guise.
Uncle Dane I love how Jerma just loses it
Uncle Dane XDDDD....I don't get it :I
Uncle Dane Lol you're not the only one, Uncle XD
7:50 "You didn't even look at the joke" STAR_ was using the short circuit and trying to Shock-Jock Jerma but he didn't even notice.
Ster_ is mad part 1
7:27 Jeremy’s honestly dialed in this clip
This was back when he still had his gamer license
Jex unleashed
wow this is infinitely better than star's gunmettle video
*MOSTLY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY EXISTS.*
Sonic Shoe knowing dj ster_, he's probably making a rap video for this update. If it took this long for Jerma to make a gameplay video, it's gonna be a while before star's video comes out
Sonic Shoe Star actually streamed the update on Twitch
Sonic Shoe he did an 8 hour long stream. then a 2.5 hour one the next day. twitch.tv there ya go all the ster gunmettle update youll ever need.
so he can find time to stream for 10.5 hours, but he can't find time to make a video out of all that footage. seems legit. also I get that he's getting married, but again, he found time to stream for 10.5 hours. there's time to make even just a 5 minute video with his opinion on the update.
***** also, I really don't like watching streams, especially star's. it's just him complaining about how much he hates the chat, and that's about all he opens his mouth for.
STAR_ and Jerma playing TF2 together. It's good to be back.
The Sharp Cane I literally cried after listening to ster's voice
Кaiser I
The Sharp Cane I've missed it too much.
The Sharp Cane ''Ready to fuck some shit up?''
DerpMeetsMinecraft Nobody likes him anyways
Looking back on this as the very last Jerma and STAR_ TF2 video. I'll always remember this way, as the best friend team.
Not anymore :)
Got great news for ya
Star_ is Mad: Episode 1.
nice avi
Jerma video? Jerma TEAM FORTRESS video?! Jerma TF2 video WITH STAR?!
No, my friends. This is a Jerma and Star Team Fortress video WITH BONUS MA3LAA AND TRUKTRUK!
What a time to be alive!
Oh, what a day! What a lovely day!
highvoltage988 Seriously. Only thing missing is Boo, but I guess he wasn't in the call...
GeneralProfessor
Oh shit!
***** I want to vote you up and vote you down at the same time.
highvoltage988 AND BOO IS IN THE CALL only he's not it's just a terribly placed joke don't judge me
jerma give me the shock jock jock shock me
Jerma versus STAR_, Jerma versus STAR_, everybody wants to see this happen!
I remember that quote from a ster vid
Pumpkin Pie They've already done this though.
***** hILARIOUS AND RELEVANT ORIGINAL PROFILE PIC
Pumpkin Pie I missed Jerma and Star TF2. It's so nice to see it back again :D
Pumpkin Pie 69th like alright!
Star_, don't say s-swears.
Watch yo profanity
Right, im sorry
It's actually profamity*
*****
Holy jesus that name
Im not joking it is so long it goes in to the grey where youtube videos should
Mr Madness Watch your fucking language Star_.
Probably none of us realized at the time, that this would be the last video of them playing TF2 together.
Picking up weapons for ammo is still so fresh in my muscle memory when I play but it's already gone by this video, wild.
Man, Jerma's "Boston" side is really showing in the last little bit.
6:35
"I'm not usually this spicy without a couple of martinis."
I shared Jerma's reaction. That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard STAR_ say. This whole video just felt like a return to the classic JAR_ videos.
JERMA VS STAR
JERMA VS STAR
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS
JERMA VS STAR
No pls
Everything is botnet plz yez
AND TRUK TRUK
And Boo is in the call
Plz yes
"You didn't even look at the joke."
*ster spamming Short Circuit*
"I don't like you anymore."
*CONTINUES SPAMMING SHORT CIRCUIT.*
I NOTICED STER~
Man I often forget how good he actually was at the game
Ah, the good old days of TF2...
+Meep Moop You don't know what it was like, yer young whipper snapper!
it was only a year ago
ikr
its still the same lol
Yeah except everyone left for Overhype.
7:26 never realized how fucking slick that sniper gameplay is
God, this takes me back. The nostalgia is palpable for both the old days of jerma and ster and tf2 not being in such a sorry state. There is no chance a bot will join this server. unlikely lmaobox user will be in there. Just pure tf2
Jerma, I don't appreciate your blatant Shock-Jock comedy.
Unsubscribed.
The Hiphopopotamus noice
Thanks for leaving.
This game is rated m for mature.
The Hiphopopotamus hi senpai
The Hiphopopotamus Your profile pic looks like he got shock jocked
"We did this joke like 50 videos ago!"
Pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniosis
It's always Jerma's and Star's TF2 videos that make me think about how bad I am. If I were to turn that corner in the beginning, I'd have been headshot, backstabbed, and crit-rocketed all at the same time.
7:25-8:05 that's like tagg level sniping, why has no one addressed this?
aidange2 never seen jerma play sniper so well.
jerma is actually a pretty decent player, but not a lot of people acknowledge this. because whenever he's put on the spot and he's forced to pull something off, he usually acts tough before he would choke and die pathetically. But in this case, they're just having fun in a pub, so i guess no one really pays attention to that. btw sorry for the late response
also because of ster's ego, jerma compensates that by being humble while playing along with the flow.
SnipeDatPie i dont think star has an ego i think its just his humor. I have friends that act the same and I do it too, its jsut banter
Jerma is a great TF2 player, he's in the ranks of Star's skill level, but he does so many dumbshit, we just ignore it
5:47
"hahah, Jerma, everyone knows the cow mangler can't be crit boos-"
"oh shit"
You can hear modern Jerma come out at 2:27
so yelling in funny voice means "modern Jerma"? twitchtards are something else.
@@dewok2706 twitch users are only capable of storing three jokes in their brain at a time
It's scary to think you could be playing with Jerma and Star on the same server and not even know it...
For future me, martinis is at 6:24, suck a faht is at 9:18
"I'm usually not this spicy without a couple of martinis" -Ster
Why did I think of Brian Griffin
"We have seven engineers."
Anyone else remember the first time that was said on this channel?
Whenever I see this I think of it as a recent video but it's 5 years old
Ster, Jerma, Ma3laa, and truktruk all on voice comms, all in one video. I couldn't think of a better tf2 video premise if I tried.
Having that many friends play together sounds real fun, I only manage to ever get one to play with me
Futa Lover I've had three other friends play Borderlands 2 with me and thats pretty great, but generally I don't get more than one to play with me on any game.
I wish i had at least one friend.
Futa Lover that icon of Pearl...where exactly is that icon of her from?
That Guy In The Corner (f.k.a. christoferkk) It's from Sworn to the Sword, when Steven and Connie tell Pearl they are Jam Buds
Futa Lover I wish I had at least one friend who'd play the games that I play.
And this is the last we ever saw of Jerma
*_Audio jungle_*
Jerma is going to be a TH-cam Ster.
Trust me guys, trust me. :^)
Masturbating Lettuce Why do I see you everywhere I go?
Because he is lettuce, he sees all.
Gamefan1092 Because I like to ruin people's lives. :^)
Masturbating Lettuce star*
Masturbating Lettuce pink haired this time i see lettuce?
this video is one of the all time funniest on TH-cam
Well with Ster getting married now is as good a time as any to find Jermas new secret lover. My moneys on Ma3la, maybe MLCStealth.
Maybe boo
Metasylum hes obviously the mistress
Metasylum Stealth is getting married too, I believe.
awesomeguy2271 Fuck our options are slimming fast! Errrr what if we ship him with Dustbowl? That's a thing we can do right?
Why not? xD
9:22 Do you know. How long. I have been searching for the video where he says this. I found it. I have found it.
hi (sorry for bad english)
BakedMrPotato que?
BakedMrPotato Sorry for my GREAT English.
I laughed way harder than I should have
nice pic
Genre Police
Anyone from 2020? Revisiting the last star and jerma tf2 video
I always come back to these once in a while, they’re always funny to me
I'm new to them completely and I was prepared for them to not really hold up but they are hilarious
@@revu34 binge everything man, 2012-2016 jerma and star were top tier
A video like the good old times! Thanks Jerma
This video should've been actually titled "Star is mad pt.1".
Or ":(", it would be quite an irony
I agree. The title "colon open parentheses" would absolutely be quite the iron skillet.
"I haven't played tf2 with you in four years"
0:49
Probably my favorite Jerma noise
0:21
"Oh, the Med's over here, Med's over here, he's rushing!"
No, he's German.
*Badum* *TCCHHH*
9 years bros..
9:23
Easily the best part. Ever. Quote that shit and frame it.
6:53 the video was here. and when jerma asked that "Are you ready?" The CS:GO just found a match and answered "ready"
jerma ster tf2? what year is it?
Uh maybe this was made 2 or 3 years ago? Maybe they forgot to upload it and finally remembered it after a few years.. We never know..
Uh...nah. The map they're playing in was just released officially by Valve just a few days ago.
Poliphobia or this is a time wormhole oh GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD illuminati comfuck
TurtleGalaxies 2012
It was 2015...
But that was before the overused jerma joke hit.
Man, this love triangle makes this reality TV show better than any other.
Another classic video from Jeremy Sukka-Faht-Outta-My-Ass Elbertson
0:48 speaks japanese
7 Engineers? Normal day on Turbine.
07:08 For years I've been wondering where the fuck did Jerma get that definition from and the closest I've gotten is "Shock Jockey" from Urban Dictionary.
some folks use "jock" as slang for genitals
genital shock
i will pretty much always love a good ole funny TF2 video, I really hope that competitive happens and you make videos of you playing
oh man i haven't laughed so much in a while. i think its time for another stare and jerma marathon.
for the 80th time
this week
6:28 literally why i grew up repeating jokes
Jerma has the best accent 10/10
This feels like a good old Jerma video, i'm so happy to see you guys all so happy!
6:03 STAR WATCH YO PROFANITY!!!
this is the angriest i've seen any one of these people and it's absolutely amazing, sad this is like the last time they did it
jerma kinda went ham at the end as shnoyper
It is nice to see the good Ole tf2 live commentaries back like the old days it was even a little nostalgic
Thank you all for reciting "suck a fart out of my ass" and making this video searchable by that string of words
"EY, OWBOUCHYAH SUHK AH FAHT OUTA MAHY AAHSS" - Boston Jerma, 2015
they talked about cbt before it was a meme lmao
Jerma and Ster sound like they're having so much fun. TF2 is their home.
Agh, the ending... You literally almost killed me. I got out of the hospital for a chest surgery and you almost made me rip my stitches and dislocate half my bones, agh. It was worth it though...
ow...
you mean figuratively
What the hell are you doing watching videos when you JUST had a major surgery? YOURE SUPPOSED TO RECOVER.
@@miksuko no, he meant literally. read his comment.
"who's gotta c note" is definitely I didn't expect jerma to say
Has it really been 4 years? My goodness
The videos Jerma made from "TF2: Overwatch Ointment" until now are the best TF2 videos on this website.
Jerma can turn any opportunity to uber someone into a bad joke, which somehow transforms it into a good joke... omg, he's not ubering the other player, HE'S UBERING THE JOKE!!! I DISCOVERED HIS DARK SECRET GUUUUYS!
Jerma had BETTER have been star's best man. and his speech better have been: "I'm Mr. Sneak Man MEAHH!!" and then he tackles the cake.
The last true classic Jerma TF2 video!
thank you gaben, lord of valve for reviving these tf2 youtubers that we all enjoy
9:18 STAR_'s review of the sticky launcher.
It's good to see another Jerma TF2 non-commentary video :)
Now if you'd be so kind as to upload a 28minute version of this..
28 is a very specific number. Why 28 instead of 30 minutes?
well this was fun to watch ! great to hear you hanging with your friends just playing around. the stronger the shit talk, the closer of friends.
First!
NISLT g' da fuck outta here nislt xD
The NISLT comment section is spreading on to Jerma's and Piemation's! Nooooo...
Gr8 videos m8.
Of course you are...
NISLT No. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ah geez.
9:22 I Laughed For Like 30 Seconds XD
Rename this to Star_ is mad Part 1
masked26 i was thinking the same exact thing
Let's make this happen. #starismadpt1
masked26 ster is spicy part 2
masked26 Thanks a lot you fucking dickholes... -Ster 2015
***** A couple of Martinis part 1
I've missed you guys doing stuff like this together.
"I'm usually not this spicy without a couple of martinis"
LMFAO
7:53 ster is doing the shockjock joke with the Short Circuit and Jerma just glances over him.
Jerma: [glancing over ster's joke]
Ster: [exasperated, annoyed] you didn't even look at the joke
Jerma: [playing the game, ignoring ster]
Ster: [bitterly] I don't like you.
Salty star with a team of not-friends
This is the video i've been waiting for since Jerma and star_ got board of Tf2, this is a good old fashioned fun video which was probably fun to make
I remember when this was a new video
Damn, you're an old fan then. I wish I was around in the early era of Jerma.
@@theguywhotries2899 Since like 2013. It's been a ride.
@@theguywhotries2899 go watch the sloppy fights video. Man go watch any of his old videos, they're all just top notch. Never failed to make me laugh.
Dennis -RIP- Dog I mean, I honestly don’t have anything to do today, so I think I might as well binge all of his old vids