If it looks female enough, i see the vision. If they don't look like a female... I can still respect that!!! Maybe they're like unimaginably hot like gojo or speedwagon
im a guy and i totally understand why they beat her as* i dont care if the teacher didnt react instead of saying that i wouldve smacked the shit out of them and jumped them.
Bro thought he was gonna get a medal of honor for telling on the teachers but that's still insane to me y'all couldn't wait until y'all got home? 4:48 💀 Edit: LMAO two male teachers huh.
Wow the wildest thing that happened at my school that happened was that somebody brought a knife to school and we had to go on lockdown. All the teachers were pretty wild tho, my friends mum was a teacher and had more than a few stories of the male teachers getting drunk and running around in the nude at their house parties. 😂🤮
nah if i was that teacher at the end im like "yo imma go to toilet for 5 mins anything that happens while im away im not responsible for but make sure them 5 mins is worth it" then give the pick me evil eyes and slowly walk out and close the door behind me then stand next to the door just to hear it happen. then ofc give the class good grades
Random Confession for yall scrolling through the comments: Someone in my school shaved their eyebrow off, In school, for 10 pounds. They didn't get the money.
Back in my elementary school, I was in the guidance office or whatever the place was called (Yes, I was one of those kids) for a meeting of some kind with my counselor and right outside the window was some weird construction of some kind going on. Eventually the CAT thing that digs struck the school's water pipes and water was spraying out. I don't remember how we reacted to it but when it was over I went back to class and felt a bit thirsty so I went to a nearby water thing, turned it on and took a big slurp. It was only after gulping it down once or twice that I noticed that the water tasted horrible and spat out what was in my mouth. We all had to use the prefabs next to the high school for the next few days because of it. I never really payed attention to anyone around me and I didn't really have friends so there possibly was something else more crazy in middle school or high school.
This just happened to today but me and someone else in after school (It’s something we signed up for we weren’t in trouble) so we can catch up on some school work but then I caught him on the p hub. I ain’t no snitch so I didn’t tell, but in a classroom is crazy enough . Btw he didn’t get caught somehow and he wasn’t beating it . Also we still in the 7th grade but that’s enough info. But anyways Simba I love your vids and I hope you see this and keep making vids.
I had a similar experience of two staff fucking in the bathroom i snutched so they wouldn't go to prison and now you gotta be thinking "how tf could they go to prison that shit doesn't add up" where i live it's considered indecent exposure on private property which can give you up to ten years if found guilty, those two staff were great guys, everyone liked em, so i asked them not to report them to the police which they agreed and only had them get moved to a different school a lot of people were angry until i said a tiny amount of what happened and said that law
I once in School used the School Libary's computer to print out a Yugioh Nc-17 fanfic of a very bad shipping (Cough Yugi x Pegasus Cough I was a dumb yaoi girl of the 90's that didn't know) and realized I only got a few pages the pages that were missing had the porn on it and the Libary clerk working there at the time might have found it and it MIGHT be the was the reason why he quit the next day. I only saw him yelling at the head staff about something and left...I never got caught tho
Man, one time some kid shot up a guys house when he wasn't home and then came to the school saying he was gonna finish the job 💀 school was on lockdown for an hour. Another time a kid got beat up for flashing gang signs, y'all we're in Delaware. What are y'all doing
14:19 your either thinking of a nymph or the male version of that same principle they go at it like rabbits and some give a crap while others....will watch the world burn
Not really me but one time in like spring-summer of 2014 or something, i was in 4th grade and i remember this day being hot as hell. So much so that i went to drink almost every ten minutes. Anyways, i was playing with my friends and stuff and the recess was empty as fuck since everyone went on vacation or whatever so we was not many. I went to go drink for the sixth time today and i saw people gathered in front. I thought they was waiting to drink but they weren’t lined up so i went in. AND BRO…STRAIGHT. SHIT. Smell. Hit my nostrils and i felt vomit crawling in my stomach.
Turns out a kid, i and everybody else knew as the weird annoying kids smeared his shit on one of the stalls. Being the curious little shit i was, i wanted to see and yup: dookie and some toilet paper i guess he used to do it. Im now 17 years deep into existence with a phobia of shit on walls.
Simba got kicked outside but still uploading truly a legend
The dedication is crazy 😢
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@@Mike.ox-em1zcim joking bro
@@terrasalmon 👌
"Yes, It was two male teachers." Hey, I ain't gay but "Game is Game" Respect
Game is not game bro 💀
Nah, im gay so, yknow. Games game@@go_rogue_og
@@go_rogue_og depends imo
If it looks female enough, i see the vision.
If they don't look like a female...
I can still respect that!!! Maybe they're like unimaginably hot like gojo or speedwagon
@@rubenlohata5263nope
The wife of the teacher never gonna trust men again, lmao
even though simba is homeless now, she still making banger content
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It's crazy how many weird relationships can be seen in schools.
Weird? Man I wish teach would drop them panties 😩
My school lame af I ain’t seen anything interesting
@@noice9193It means you're around the right people buddy, you should be happy you ain't got despicable people around you ☠️
@@noice9193Bro you need to be happy you get a normal school 💀
@@noice9193😅😅m
mmhmm
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HELP- your face when you found out it was two dudes had me in tears~
I swear Simba & Degenerocity have the same brain 😂
Simba: 9:21
*4 seconds later*
Degenerocity: 9:26
Don't wanna be that guy but...
*_5 seconds later_
8:23 Mikey really did the "😮" jit trippin
the kids in the last one weren’t villains, they were anti heroes
Why was the speedrun confessions so crazy 😂
lowkey if the teacher did her job and didn't let a student cuss out another she wouldn't have needed to say that even if you hate the student
im a guy and i totally understand why they beat her as* i dont care if the teacher didnt react instead of saying that i wouldve smacked the shit out of them and jumped them.
Stabbed for 2 dollars and a gernade, and the dog is absolutely wild
Half way through the video i look at the screen and said "NIGGA ARE YOU OUTSIDE????"🤣🤣 ( for context i had this video on in the background)
8:01 blackmail the teachers
6:09 little did Simba know 💀
8:24 MIKEY 😭
There was once a sophomore or junior that was dating a girl in my 7th or 8th grade class. They were open about it, but never got in trouble.
Bro thought he was gonna get a medal of honor for telling on the teachers but that's still insane to me y'all couldn't wait until y'all got home? 4:48 💀
Edit: LMAO two male teachers huh.
He should have kept his mouth closed.
Man I've been WAITING for you to drop a new video reacting to Degenerocity's new video. 😂
Wow the wildest thing that happened at my school that happened was that somebody brought a knife to school and we had to go on lockdown.
All the teachers were pretty wild tho, my friends mum was a teacher and had more than a few stories of the male teachers getting drunk and running around in the nude at their house parties. 😂🤮
Simba there are still seniors dating freshman's
One of the juniors here is dating a middle schooler 😭 that's so common here that there is a rule to ban middle schoolers from the prom
In my school if you did that shit you got clowned on
5:34
Nothing you can say can make doing it in school with kids there ok
W Simba Vid frfr keep it up br you never disappoint frfr 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.
nah if i was that teacher at the end im like "yo imma go to toilet for 5 mins anything that happens while im away im not responsible for but make sure them 5 mins is worth it" then give the pick me evil eyes and slowly walk out and close the door behind me then stand next to the door just to hear it happen. then ofc give the class good grades
I mean do that and go to prison yeah so worth it.....
LMAO 8:42 THE WAY U HAD TO SHOW SOMEONE
Random Confession for yall scrolling through the comments: Someone in my school shaved their eyebrow off, In school, for 10 pounds. They didn't get the money.
Simba the goat she even recording outside on vacation
You know it’s good when simba got quite
Simba vibing
6:42 of course he comes up with two male teachers FUCKIN
That story about the male teacher who cheated on his wife with another male teacher was off the hook.
Vacation simba hits differently
Bro, how simba go outside and look like a beginner youtuber.💀
Back in my elementary school, I was in the guidance office or whatever the place was called (Yes, I was one of those kids) for a meeting of some kind with my counselor and right outside the window was some weird construction of some kind going on. Eventually the CAT thing that digs struck the school's water pipes and water was spraying out. I don't remember how we reacted to it but when it was over I went back to class and felt a bit thirsty so I went to a nearby water thing, turned it on and took a big slurp. It was only after gulping it down once or twice that I noticed that the water tasted horrible and spat out what was in my mouth. We all had to use the prefabs next to the high school for the next few days because of it.
I never really payed attention to anyone around me and I didn't really have friends so there possibly was something else more crazy in middle school or high school.
Ngl anyone who goes to these schools in this video gotta be cleansed with holy water, because wtf were these stories.
Brodie trynna get a hellcat before they stop production next year.
This just happened to today but me and someone else in after school (It’s something we signed up for we weren’t in trouble) so we can catch up on some school work but then I caught him on the p hub. I ain’t no snitch so I didn’t tell, but in a classroom is crazy enough . Btw he didn’t get caught somehow and he wasn’t beating it .
Also we still in the 7th grade but that’s enough info. But anyways Simba I love your vids and I hope you see this and keep making vids.
my favorite homeless lesbian
MIKEY WILL HAVE A FIELF DAY WITH THIS!!!🤣
Bro that’s not even a super senior that’s a convict
I had a similar experience of two staff fucking in the bathroom i snutched so they wouldn't go to prison and now you gotta be thinking "how tf could they go to prison that shit doesn't add up" where i live it's considered indecent exposure on private property which can give you up to ten years if found guilty, those two staff were great guys, everyone liked em, so i asked them not to report them to the police which they agreed and only had them get moved to a different school a lot of people were angry until i said a tiny amount of what happened and said that law
super seniors are just potatoes that have been overbaked in the ovens of hs
My (white) friend point to my other (black) friend, and said that he looked like a “normal person covered in chocolate.”
I once in School used the School Libary's computer to print out a Yugioh Nc-17 fanfic of a very bad shipping (Cough Yugi x Pegasus Cough I was a dumb yaoi girl of the 90's that didn't know) and realized I only got a few pages the pages that were missing had the porn on it and the Libary clerk working there at the time might have found it and it MIGHT be the was the reason why he quit the next day. I only saw him yelling at the head staff about something and left...I never got caught tho
Lmao that shit gotta be embarrassing 😂😂
Man, one time some kid shot up a guys house when he wasn't home and then came to the school saying he was gonna finish the job 💀 school was on lockdown for an hour. Another time a kid got beat up for flashing gang signs, y'all we're in Delaware. What are y'all doing
14:13 nymphomaniacs
My confession was I got kicked out of homeschool for sleeping with my teacher 💀💀🗣️
You only one that got in trouble
14:19 your either thinking of a nymph or the male version of that same principle they go at it like rabbits and some give a crap while others....will watch the world burn
Why Simba look like my grandma 😂
The way simba was staring at him 😭
To me super seniors are superpowered with intelligence
Not really me but one time in like spring-summer of 2014 or something, i was in 4th grade and i remember this day being hot as hell. So much so that i went to drink almost every ten minutes. Anyways, i was playing with my friends and stuff and the recess was empty as fuck since everyone went on vacation or whatever so we was not many.
I went to go drink for the sixth time today and i saw people gathered in front. I thought they was waiting to drink but they weren’t lined up so i went in.
AND BRO…STRAIGHT. SHIT. Smell. Hit my nostrils and i felt vomit crawling in my stomach.
Turns out a kid, i and everybody else knew as the weird annoying kids smeared his shit on one of the stalls. Being the curious little shit i was, i wanted to see and yup: dookie and some toilet paper i guess he used to do it.
Im now 17 years deep into existence with a phobia of shit on walls.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMBA
who needs a medal when you got 3 day's off
HomelessThaGod
We can hear the waves ❤ enjoy urself :]
ima be real they shouldnt have been messing with the girl first for saying im done even the old adult aint say nothing about it
Simba the island boi!
Here before 1k views, anyways ngl some of these schools gotta get locked down
Ik Simba crying cause she not next to her setup
14"04 you're thinking of nymphomania.
Cheated on his ife with a man ;-; couldnt be me
Did Uno kick simba outside im sleep 💀
early to a vid now i just gotta make it to a stream
14:00 nymphomania
Wildin
Looks like she's outside the old sml apartment
W video
happy birthday simba
Her b day is tomorrow
Why u using yo doorbell camera bruh
You a ISLAND BOYYY
Someone at my school got dared to take a shit in the bathroom sink and did it
11:02😅😅
11:03
Shits crazy
BALLS
I wish it was common in my school my teachers are hot
Why is Sima on a porch
Vacation
Vacation
11:01😅
bro 😢 u forgot me
I’m a island boy
Im a dead meme
Yes
Yo
If I wasn't Ec.
Ayo lesbean
Stop Stoping it
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That Pick Me going to get her shit rocked for that one
early
The entire class jumping the student story gives me massive “unreliable narrator” vibes. That or the story is fake.
Smash
17:00 mikey can date a furry now since she got pregnant by her dog
Play robolx
Why you letting yo 7 y/o on da phone
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Simba? Touching grass? In what universe?
gonna be honest the last one it was the class and teacher fault no cap like that is bullying and a crime