TF2: Crits on Command

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
  • In today's video I play as the Demoman using an almost stock loadout. I switched the default grenade launcher for the iron bomber since I like the bigger hitbox it has. If it wasn't for that I would definitely use the default though since I have always enjoyed the feel of it. I get a ton of random crits in this video so I decided to title it "Crits on Command." Enjoy!
    My links:
    Twitter / fatmagic_real
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    steamcommunity...
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ความคิดเห็น • 525

  • @CriminalKiwi21
    @CriminalKiwi21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    The Dispenser pick! He can't keep getting away with it!

    • @funnyman2027
      @funnyman2027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Jesse we have to cap

    • @pokenbby
      @pokenbby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      >he cant keep getting away with it

    • @paper-boat4326
      @paper-boat4326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THE MADMAN WITH THE DISPENSER PICK JESUS CHRIST

    • @neo4016
      @neo4016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sir! the demoman just got our dispencer again!

    • @paper-boat4326
      @paper-boat4326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@neo4016 “WELL WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING KILL HIM!”
      “Sir, we can’t!”
      “AND WHY NOT?!”
      “He’s a n g r y”
      “Dear god.”

  • @inseguire1
    @inseguire1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh god he's using the bottle, one of the most deadly weapons in all of tf2 existance. With a swing of the bottle a 195 random crit hits you like a truck. An unmatched melee.

    • @OneSaltyBruh
      @OneSaltyBruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pan: unmatched you say?

  • @Goutsidenow
    @Goutsidenow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's not a fatmagic video without him playing on harvest.

  • @bardofvoid174
    @bardofvoid174 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:10 "let's get some ammo at the cart" *fucking rockets an ammo box in plain view straight towards himself*

  • @PsyKick
    @PsyKick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you see Raymond tell him I said hey.

  • @engineergaming8553
    @engineergaming8553 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    engineer gaming

  • @sg3791
    @sg3791 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    more bird noises plz

  • @zixlity9471
    @zixlity9471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    24:12 that "What the fuck are you doing?" Was so guttural, his tone of confusion and slight annoyance was truly what killed the scout that day.

    • @JayAreAitch
      @JayAreAitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It wasn't really guttural

    • @dagman9315
      @dagman9315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Watching that scout flail about just made me hurt inside.

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      it hits harder because it was genuine confusion

    • @ItsLerez
      @ItsLerez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I'm pretty sure we've all been that scout. Trying to juke out our target only to lose them even though they're just standing still.

    • @matthewnickolas4706
      @matthewnickolas4706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm crying that moment truelly broke me. like that was the single most retarded scout play i've seen in years

  • @addisonwan5401
    @addisonwan5401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    “Crits on Command” would be a better title for the frontier justice

  • @CorgiDoom1881
    @CorgiDoom1881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    16:40 was awesome! Pipe jumped off the oblivious heavy to juke the sniper coming at him with a melee.

  • @guacamxle883
    @guacamxle883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    24:11 that "wtf are you doing?" was so genuine lol

    • @Rotten4Real
      @Rotten4Real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OH MY GOD IM DYING

  • @bardofvoid174
    @bardofvoid174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    The dispenser meta:
    -Get angry
    -Get every dispenser pick possible.
    -Get auto-balanced
    -Get behind the enemy spawn and position and attack from there
    -Win

    • @dannymarcinko6790
      @dannymarcinko6790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bonus - get a pocket medic so you can Uber and walk through their team just to get the dispenser pick without killing anyone else

    • @skipercrac
      @skipercrac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sigma male playstyle

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How could you forget to get kicked?

  • @enchilordo8562
    @enchilordo8562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    14:00 make the bird sound your next hit sound

  • @Rickkhry
    @Rickkhry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I love how frequently fATmagic uploads
    It's like he wants all our days to end well :D

  • @sire_beandon
    @sire_beandon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I’m a simple man. I hear “Hey everybody Fatmagic here,” I click the like.

  • @poshilplaya324
    @poshilplaya324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    What I look forward to in a fat magic vid that occurs quite often: a lucrative amount of crits, bots getting kicked, confusing players, and the important dispenser pick.

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and people really want to remove the angry crits. it wouldn't be the same.

  • @Ayeloo
    @Ayeloo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    He went from dominating a server to having a single scout be his downfall

  • @DasAlternativeEnde
    @DasAlternativeEnde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Im so glad i found this Channel. Every other TF2 Creator uploads maybe once a Month

    • @1053Michael
      @1053Michael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genki

    • @johndoe7681
      @johndoe7681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Vorobey is also decent.

    • @AUchop
      @AUchop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He's the only actively uploading TF2 creator that can make me laugh

    • @bradoozy
      @bradoozy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AUchop yeah, and i think if he even went away from tf2 he’d still be great

    • @hugedummy
      @hugedummy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      l a z y p u r p l e

  • @cakeeatingcat9462
    @cakeeatingcat9462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    24:06
    This is just the best part of the video

  • @samdaman2939
    @samdaman2939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Total Crits Fatmagic got: 54
    Crits on Upward: 23
    Crits on Dustbowl: 10
    Crits on Harvest: 21

  • @thebusiness8212
    @thebusiness8212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    4:29
    Engie: You are confused and trying to kill me? Well then.... my work here is done.

  • @jupitarzZ
    @jupitarzZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    we aren't gonna talk about the suiciding scout at 3:59

  • @EmperorNightfall
    @EmperorNightfall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:58 scout when ms. pauling rejects him

  • @MrPoyo-xw1em
    @MrPoyo-xw1em 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    14:31 Spy: "I swung but I missed"

  • @williamyang7611
    @williamyang7611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    16:38 That was a cheeky move :o

  • @pizzaclock9732
    @pizzaclock9732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    20:16 that demo is pretty smart, charge into a wall to bait you to detonate, but he underestimated the sticky explosion radius

  • @Issengan
    @Issengan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    17:41 "You appear to be at my mercy."

  • @shiba2ndworlder
    @shiba2ndworlder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Nice crit bucket lol.

  • @r3m1x12
    @r3m1x12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Every time I hear the "Hey everybody Fat Magic here..." I just feel satisfaction. Good job bro

  • @AndroCubed
    @AndroCubed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    13:58
    he gets a bird out of the scout then immediatly two crits in a row
    what kind of luck is that

  • @NoumanAliKhanBdarija
    @NoumanAliKhanBdarija 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    28:41 Fatmagic: whaaat? That was the weirdest thing I've ever happened
    Me: yea Fat it's called a lag spike it's our everyday must happen thing

  • @Luna_Kobold
    @Luna_Kobold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:28 engineer: "screw you im gonna go play minecraft"

  • @waltergaming9802
    @waltergaming9802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    24:11 my favorite part

  • @bernardokkkj743
    @bernardokkkj743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    24:07 he is the one.

  • @sdd1018
    @sdd1018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    in light of some recent accusations this title makes a bit more sense

  • @skittlesmoo5881
    @skittlesmoo5881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I notice your hit sound, try making the kill sound the "oooh banana" for comedic potential

  • @palecaptainwolfkayls8499
    @palecaptainwolfkayls8499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    No for real that “What the fuck are you doing” Scout nearly killed me

  • @Fields_of_Fright1922
    @Fields_of_Fright1922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You should play this game called Terraria. It’s basically a 2D-Platform Survival-Progression game. It’s pretty fun and a lot of random funny stuff can happen

    • @marioman1242
      @marioman1242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Terraria is pretty much my favourite game of all time and yet I still think it is a very bizarre choice of game to recommend Fatmagic. Terraria couldn't be further away on the spectrum of video games as TF2 if it tried.

  • @artik420
    @artik420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    crit bucket is insane

  • @P_ckneck
    @P_ckneck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i liked when manly0man said "Ooh, he changed it up"

  • @grimace3983
    @grimace3983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    thank you for making vids, i've been watching old and new ones to get through a stomach bug i've had for a few days now.

  • @slipps6135
    @slipps6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The staircase part was an amazing display of the mental state of casual scouts

  • @greatdevilbb305
    @greatdevilbb305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No, it was not the internet, it was the scout that stopped the tome and threw a bunch of knifes at you.

  • @1joby
    @1joby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    24:07 is my favorite fatmagic moment

  • @pedrocruvinel4914
    @pedrocruvinel4914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    People: R A N D O M crits
    Fatmagic: well yes, but actually no

  • @samu7278
    @samu7278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "this defense is gonna be tough"
    10 mins later he's spawncamping the enemy team

  • @parkermiller9101
    @parkermiller9101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sometimes you need to just stop thinking so your unpredictable and then you can make the best of plays.

  • @TonyFonzerelli
    @TonyFonzerelli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I started a family a few years ago and at this point can't play tf2 :( thank you for providing tf2 content. please don't stop. you and ricegod are my tf2 go to content. love you magic

  • @tonyawwwno3364
    @tonyawwwno3364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Someone tell me which fatmagic video had the guy yelling on the mic "STOP BATTLEMEDIC-ING AND HEAL ME, FAT ASS!"? I love that moment and want to find it

    • @The24thWight
      @The24thWight 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was it Dr. Large?

    • @tonyawwwno3364
      @tonyawwwno3364 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The24thWight no, it was an older video and the guy wasn't talking to him, he was talking to someone else on the server but it made fatmagic lose his shit

  • @VulcanicCloud
    @VulcanicCloud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These videos are so simple and stupid, but man they are honestly some of the most entertaining things I've seen on TH-cam. I love your gaming.

  • @JinstoNim
    @JinstoNim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Use a mini-sentry with the wrangler, and use the frontier justice.

  • @thetsfa3307
    @thetsfa3307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am not the only one still waiting for the cooking show you know...

  • @SupaThePotato
    @SupaThePotato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    man i dont play tf2 for months, and those dispenser picks makes me want to play

  • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
    @elfpi55-bigB0O85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    shoutout to the guy in chat who kept saying "nice shot" every time he got meleed or backstabbed

    • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
      @elfpi55-bigB0O85 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      inverse shoutout, a whisperin, to the whiny fan in the chat tho, leave the man alone he's working

  • @joshdavis2711
    @joshdavis2711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact: harvest players cant see stickies in any lobby.

  • @jellytoast5320
    @jellytoast5320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    wme when are the tf2 fny deppresd sniper baoss baby is
    Sheeeeeeeehs

  • @arctic5719
    @arctic5719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What hackers call hacks on

  • @thomasgonnering69
    @thomasgonnering69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fatmagic and kritz is overpowered

  • @nikcastle6943
    @nikcastle6943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    About a year or two ago, I remember playing a game of KOTH on harvest, and there was this Bottle Knight going on a sick kill streak in blu team's side house. Idk, but I kinda feel that this may have been you Fatmagic. The style I witnessed then fits your play style, especially using the side house to flank enemies.

  • @daniel-js7bw
    @daniel-js7bw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m a simple man, I see fatmagic I click.

  • @harrahlsiah3850
    @harrahlsiah3850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fatmagic, you are the only youtuber I put in 720p because you are epic

  • @supernalboot
    @supernalboot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "can you reflect a 360"
    nah
    *proceeds to reflect 360*
    "he's insane"
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

  • @jackmcneil1127
    @jackmcneil1127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yo fatmagic the guy that worked at taco bell and talked about the B A G S (fatmagic you drive me to drink) wants to do another video with you man

  • @callme_anidiot1606
    @callme_anidiot1606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can't believe I was in a video, love your vids dude

    • @callme_anidiot1606
      @callme_anidiot1606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also didn't expect that sticky kill at 9:55

  • @itlh6296
    @itlh6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey fatmagic I got kicked out of English class again, this time all I did was put the text "Doctor Large is in large" in my camera, alongside gifs of the medic from tf2 doing the conga. The teacher had none of it and kicked me out. I blame you for this xd

  • @thatguybrody4819
    @thatguybrody4819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    28:37
    Anyway, you make me sad mr.magic

  • @alessandromele3918
    @alessandromele3918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE BOT IS RECITING THE WHOLE "ROBOTS" SCRIPT, I'M FUCKING DYING AHAHAHAHAH

  • @MrTrool323
    @MrTrool323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy shit
    Who makes these thumbnails,they are literally half of the full enjoyment of the episode

  • @elemusic19
    @elemusic19 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What are the odds of getting the bird from the gibbed scout then 2 random crits in a row on a primary weapon?

  • @evieinfinite
    @evieinfinite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:44 dudes awp is named "BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE V2"

  • @slop4308
    @slop4308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bet people thought u were playing kgb heavy or frontier justice

  • @rileyhahn7189
    @rileyhahn7189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    fatmagic what if your name was fartmagic that would be funny i think

  • @djangodjango5694
    @djangodjango5694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    24:07 that whole encounter was just amazing

  • @manyaklifter
    @manyaklifter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should do a video that you kill someone and then immediately look up so you look like an aimbot

  • @screamza
    @screamza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:00 look at that point difference. Jesus

  • @pedrocruvinel4914
    @pedrocruvinel4914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @Fatmagic how can u disable ur explosions?

  • @thegamingfungus9347
    @thegamingfungus9347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    SlimMagic

  • @rfi400
    @rfi400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bruh is that a Sunbeams Millennial Mercenary??!! 24:48

  • @ezzreacts9791
    @ezzreacts9791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i named my bottle "i'm angryyy" hope you don't mind. haha

  • @tinysloth7
    @tinysloth7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fav TF2 youtuber

  • @floridman2792
    @floridman2792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Battle medic video but you use the overdose 👁👄👁

  • @CivicViceversa
    @CivicViceversa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it's incredible how you singlehandedly saved that upwards match when you got autobalanced

  • @TionOriginal
    @TionOriginal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro in every video you can tell you really don't like spys lmao. I'd say playing all those hours in sniper will do that to you

  • @cotetitastar1
    @cotetitastar1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats with your 100k mah angry Boss baby

  • @dotcomgamingd5564
    @dotcomgamingd5564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    not using the scottish handshake? kinda cringe bro

  • @stinkyrock8041
    @stinkyrock8041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello fatmagic❤️‍🔥

  • @patojogos
    @patojogos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its is cool eat fatmagic watching the dinner.

  • @razed5191
    @razed5191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I swear you're literally good at every class

  • @casualcrusader1547
    @casualcrusader1547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    fatmagic? more like badmagic amirite XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @thegrimmreaperbutsans3225
    @thegrimmreaperbutsans3225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i got an idea god about a video using the Scottish resistance(hint- play stupid and you will probably get kills with it)

    • @mrmo4569
      @mrmo4569 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Play stupid and you will probably get kills with it" should be the Demoman motto

  • @schlafenmochten8519
    @schlafenmochten8519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:11 That goddamn laugh

  • @NekoKhris
    @NekoKhris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That sub count deserves an additional 1 at the very beginning, this content is beautiful

  • @idotspy1458
    @idotspy1458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:24, i wonder if thats bearded expsense

  • @StankyLeggg
    @StankyLeggg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how do you still play tf2 with all the bots

  • @stredst3594
    @stredst3594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you should make a video where you play without a config on high settings

  • @Lucasberrin
    @Lucasberrin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is by far one of the most cursed videos in this channel.

  • @sevendeadlysquids404
    @sevendeadlysquids404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crits on Command = Anger Management

  • @bigteddyplays8368
    @bigteddyplays8368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Eyyy

  • @THG_thehumangod
    @THG_thehumangod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WTF was that scout doing? He shot once, then did a 180 turn around, shot the air and jumped into a sticky trap.

  • @BIGGS1
    @BIGGS1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fatmagic please play medieval mode