I...I think I'm genuinely gobsmacked, I had no clue cs188 was still making YTPs, I watched this guy in high school. 8 YEARS AGO. How did I miss so much!? I've gotta catch up right now.
1:58 You know you've been watching YTP's a bit too long when you already know the exact sentence mixing joke that's about to be made. I said it to myself right before hearing it.
Every time I watch a video where someone says something before pausing, especially something that ends in ow or ay, I expect them to say something like wow or yay right after it. I have definitely watched too many YTPs.
I'm surprised they still exist to be honest, I don't understand how they kerp in business when everyone has easy internet access. But you're right lol, just moved recently and got a TV package in the internet bundle and have seen a couple
@@cs188I have loved your content ever since I first Discovered your channel. Keep up the awesome work. This is funny, just like the previous Ytp that u uploaded. 😅😊❤ happy valentines day
Personally speaking, this YTP doubles our joy while celebrating Single Awareness Day, but even funnier when the woman in the thumbnail seemingly ready to eat everything with her vacuum mouth 😂🤣
I've never seen anyone get mad at a time stamp, are you ok pal? Because it's not normal to get mad at a few seconds off time stamp, and then proceed to write a comment about it. @@John_NYT
Remember that scene in It (2017) where Bill give that powerful speech and Richie is like "Wow... he didn't even stutter once." That's how I felt making it to the end of this video. "Wow... he didn't make a 'foundation repair' joke once."
"My mom said to get a joj, "But she don't like the one she's got, "In a house within a house within a house with..." - Dean Grey, frontman of Strong Armed BeeJays 🤘
“Over $7500 per minute to talk one on one with 100 ladies per minute.” Sounds accurate. Another masterpiece. Keep up the great work man. Have a great rest of your day and take care!
I’m not getting social opportunities and not meeting new people. This is the story of my life, but I know I’m not alone, this really heals my lonely heart, Thank you CS188.
Man... ring fart assventure. I would love more video game ytps from you. They really make me laugh as a huge gamer ty for making me laugh all these years
God I hope you never stop making youtube poops man, ever since I was a child I’ve watched em all religiously for the best laughs and they never cease to amaze me 😂😂
I've been watching your youtube poops since you first before you created "the JOJ". I've been watching your vids for so long that I could itentify them from a police line-up. I love watching your videos and they always leave me 100% satisfied.
This was fucking hilarious as always, but I think there was a missed opportunity to call one of the Great Expectations members an "expecting mother for 4 years".
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"You can shit and laugh"
*me on the toilet watching YTP*
How did you know
so wipe yo ass~
This really got me fkdndkdn
“I can’t meet anybody in my life, am I a loser?”
“Yes.”
🙂
“…i was really really nervous.” **80s background music intensifies**
That hurt a little
@@kaphizmey6229 i really didn't want to do this..
I feel seen
I love how one of the "lovely ladies over 75" at 0:13 is just Joe Biden in a wig. 🤣
I didn’t even notice, lol! thanks for pointing that out
I KNEW THAT FACE LOOKED FAMILIAR
jesus I even rewinded and still didnt notice
One of them is the god dang queen rip lmao
The Queen, Betty White, Biden in a wig. Truly the loveliest ladies over 75
"Talk to 100 ladies a minute." Now thats what I call speed dating!
No it's called speed deeting!
I'll raise a whole harem of those 100 girls!
No wonder it costs $7500 a minute just to talk to them!
It's also one on one with all of them.
Its speed deeting you doink. I speed deeted 69 ladies
So many people don't want to go out with Hammerman, because whenever they try to get intimate, he always responds with, "You can't touch this".
Hey id be happy with hammerman, I'm happy he's setting healthy boundaries
Hammer Man just isn't in the mood for nailing.
... Am I actually the ONLY one to make that joke here?
I...I think I'm genuinely gobsmacked, I had no clue cs188 was still making YTPs, I watched this guy in high school. 8 YEARS AGO. How did I miss so much!? I've gotta catch up right now.
1:58 You know you've been watching YTP's a bit too long when you already know the exact sentence mixing joke that's about to be made.
I said it to myself right before hearing it.
But did you anticipate POSTURE-STROSTURE
@@HouseOfFunQMTbf I only anticipated "Great Sexpectations" because of the visual prior to the pay off, so definitely not haha
Same with the kid being swung 14 seconds later and you know "oh he's definitely gonna loop-- yep"
2:51 slels
Every time I watch a video where someone says something before pausing, especially something that ends in ow or ay, I expect them to say something like wow or yay right after it. I have definitely watched too many YTPs.
We're wavy!
Two meme legends in one comment section.
I’m living for this but imo DaThings needs to up the game a bit, its been awhile since the how things made series
You’re on the road!
sus
Are you still wavy?
Called this number and talked for hours with an old woman who sounded suspiciously like our current president.
Oh damn, sounds sweet. Hope it didn't cost ya too much. You get an increased phone bill, or tax bill or increased...?
got em
All the numbers from those phone sex operations are vacant.
"It's so easy for people to be so difficult" Shit, that describes more than half of humanity right there.
TH-cam Poop just got real really quick
Heh.
Heheh.
_Heeeeeeeeeeh..._
Oooh I felt that one!
The virgin AI vs the Chad sentence mixing
I love how these ads have barely changed over the years. If you haven’t seen any watch tv past 11 or some other time
I'm surprised they still exist to be honest, I don't understand how they kerp in business when everyone has easy internet access. But you're right lol, just moved recently and got a TV package in the internet bundle and have seen a couple
Pajamapantsjack? In my cs188? It's more likely than you think
_Pick Up The Phone!™_
2011: CS makes a YTP of a vibrator commercial
2024: CS makes a YTP of a sex line commercial
How far we've come
Wait, what was that first YTP?
coming far is the logical conclusion to getting an erection after watching this videotape for ten minutes
*(is blazing with curiosity)*
@@TheMouseAvenger "[YTP] CAN YOU HANDLE MORE!!!"
There's a reupload of it.
@@grfrjiglstan OK, got it! ^_^ Many thanks! ❤
The virgin calling the sex hotline
Vs.
The chad remixing the sex hotline ad into the Mortal Kombat theme
3:46 "It's so easy for people to be so difficult!"
Indeed🤯
Speed Deeting sounds like a speedrun to apply deet as fast as you can while running from mosquitoes
"One on one on one one on one on one on one on one on one"
So it's a battle royale?
Finally, sex battle royale
"Not just you and me, it's over 100 of my friends"
Sex update
"Not me or my friends, just you and you" 😂
@@socialaccount0000 I think thats called an orgy lmao
The Mortal Kombat theme fucking murdered me. Fatality!
CS, never quit doing these, you're a treasure 🤠
1:49 Alright, CS188. Pick up the damn phone, I'm tired of calling you all day
PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE
@@samtinkle9076 No!
4:37 I died on the Mortal Kombat theme song rofl
FATALITY
1:17 I'm glad CS never had a problem like this.
SHUSH
@@cs188 LUL
@@cs188I have loved your content ever since I first Discovered your channel. Keep up the awesome work. This is funny, just like the previous Ytp that u uploaded. 😅😊❤ happy valentines day
@@cs188 xD
@@cs188 HaH
He can get the JoJ done!
1:35 "the newest iPhones are sometimes hard to get"
That's true cause they are always sold out sometimes, and very very expensive to buy.
And the First iPhone ever is sometimes EVEN HARDEST to get.
I mean, iphones arent even a phone
Raarr
Personally speaking, this YTP doubles our joy while celebrating Single Awareness Day, but even funnier when the woman in the thumbnail seemingly ready to eat everything with her vacuum mouth 😂🤣
"...slelse." I waited for it.
We know how to speak the LaLnguage
*sauce.*
Imagine an entire language made for this corner of youtube.
WoW
The Arsehole Show was always one of my favorite shows. Boobcat Goldwaith's appearances were always top notch.
When I was young and first watched "Police Academy," I thought Goldthwait had voiced Tasmanian Devil. 😆
Boobcat Golfwhack?
I always loved it when Princess came on! 💜
@@dashcamandy2242 First thing I saw him in was Disney's "Hercules". ^_^
3:12 "I'm an owl. Silence, you narwhal!"
Unsurprising but also unexpected. That owl joke will never gets old 😂🤣
"...I don't know"
MINUS UNDERWEAR
3:54
Damn Tracy has been dedicated member for 37 years....
"Meet exciting new people... Like 50 Cent" had me dying.
2:11 "like 50 cent" actually sounded convincing.
it's more like 2:11
Your time stamp was awful. Not even close. Thank you to the person who responded with the correct time.
This is literally the worst time stamp ever like holy shit you missed 5 freakin seconds, do you have 5000 ms ping or something
Are you being funny, who gets mad at a time stamp!@@Roxasora123
I've never seen anyone get mad at a time stamp, are you ok pal? Because it's not normal to get mad at a few seconds off time stamp, and then proceed to write a comment about it. @@John_NYT
"Ladies over 75!!" Shows Biden... lmaoooooo
Remember that scene in It (2017) where Bill give that powerful speech and Richie is like "Wow... he didn't even stutter once." That's how I felt making it to the end of this video.
"Wow... he didn't make a 'foundation repair' joke once."
100% unsatisfied
He did do a JoJ joke though
@@sergewind2208 very true. He still loves us 🥹
Could ya'll aaaaaaalllll yaaaaayayayaya stop DIGGIN UP the J0J for the love of F00F
"My mom said to get a joj,
"But she don't like the one she's got,
"In a house within a house within a house with..."
- Dean Grey, frontman of Strong Armed BeeJays 🤘
An over nine thousand joke? This channel really is a time machine
Time capsule
Another funny video to help heal our lonely single souls on Valentine’s Day!
0:36 Oingo Boingo - Stay reference, you are awesome!!
Oh and 4:58 too
@JamieSwitzer I concur, it was definitely a nice throwback.
What Oingo Boingo song!?!?!?!?!?!
@@ootfan7882I literally put the name of the song next to Oingo Boingo, Stay is the song. .
@ootfan7882 the song is called "Stay"
1:50 ❤ "dial cs188" i totally expected a "hhheeeyyy gggguuyyysss"
*cuhmsauce* 😉
Jokes on him, I'm currently HammerMan's favorite nail! 😉
4:38 MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAATTTTT!
2:44 - 2:52 I feel personally attacked.
Slels.
Are you a loser?
"Girls like me are sus. It's sometimes difficult to get hard to catgirls like me." When cs188 stops being funny and starts spitting pure truth.
“Over $7500 per minute to talk one on one with 100 ladies per minute.” Sounds accurate. Another masterpiece. Keep up the great work man. Have a great rest of your day and take care!
tinder
If you only have $75, you can talk to one lady for 0.6 seconds. Sounds like a deal to me.
2:05 This is some of your best work
2:38 "It's SO easy peasy to be cheesy" Doug Demuro's dad
2:30
2:31
2:55
"Am I a loser?"
"Yes."
I felt that 🥺
same
5:15 "That's the weight of a killer whale!"
It’s 12:18am in the morning, I’m too tired for this, and I’m questioning how I got here.
This is art.
Can't wait for the sequel Halloween special "SPEED DOOTING"
I need YTPs of more modern ads, you do so great at classic ones and i feel that modern ads have more to meme and shit on.
I’m not getting social opportunities and not meeting new people. This is the story of my life, but I know I’m not alone, this really heals my lonely heart, Thank you CS188.
0:08 dude you read my mind exactly.
"It's so easy for people to be so difficult" is one of the trust statements ever said here
2:30 Gets me everytime
1:50 Welp...guess I'm going to be calling cs188 tonight.
Out of everything in this, why did 2:04 catch me most off guard lmao
and the Mortal Kombat too
5:35 average 1975 young lovely lady's reaction when an officer catches them scamming people's phones:
Man, I laughed so hard that I almost forgot to do my daily "Stretchy Stretching"
Watching CS’s YTPs with subtitles is even funnier than usual!
This is not a party 🥳
What song is it from though?
Stay by Oingo Boingo
@@computerfighter2000 Thanks! Now I know another song by them other than Weird Science!
hooray! You should listen to more their songs, they’re an awesome band
joke density from 2:20-2:25 is insane
0:25 Reasonably Priced!
This is one of the best I've seen in a while
3:46 I completely lost it because it's so true! Now I got hiccups from all that laughing!
the "its over 100 of my friends" part was so threatening
I feel like in between memeing these ADs, cs188 is scretly trying to sell me The Great Gatsby.
"I was death" cracked me up. Keep 'em coming, CS. Legend.
@1:13 As a cat owner, this is especially true during zoomie time.
You have no idea how much I appreciate the Oingo Boingo clip. That made my day
Just finished watching a CS188 YTP, imagine my happiness when I saw he posted again!
5:32 that reversed fwooof hahahaha was drinking water when i heard that, why you do dis to me 🤣
I love the continuity in your uploads. It's like a new episode of my favorite Saturday morning cartoon
5:16 me and the friendgroup playing dnd
I just knew an "over 9000" joke was gonna be in there
I can't believe there were actual ads for phone scams where you "talk" to women for 5 dollars a minute.
It’s as real as Taking a crap outside.
I wonder if these hotlines still exist
I like watching the ads sometimes. It reassures me I'm not the dumbest person out there.
I planned on letting my sleep apnea finally put me out of my misery but then I saw this video and it was like a breath of fresh air!
Man... ring fart assventure. I would love more video game ytps from you. They really make me laugh as a huge gamer ty for making me laugh all these years
" You're going to have a addiction watching this video tape"
That's like all of CS188's videos we have a addiction to. lol :)
'Fart on romantic young ladies'. CS, what are you doing looking into my search history?
Back with another banger
"Exciting new people, like 50 cent" 😂
2:45 "'Yes,' I have 'no' bananas!"
2:21 I think it is just a theory but i think speed deeting has a connection with fingertits.
2:59 budget Seth MacFarlane
I thought I was the only one thinking that 😂😂😂
the VERY FIRST GAG already makes this one of my favorite ytps from you, love it!
So catgirls and foxes had already begun invading the dating pool. Won't be long till the whole planet is ovverrun by furries.
Good. *Goooooooood.*
n. mi sona ala e ni: kepeken ilo Jutu la ijo pi ma ale ante li ken toki. insa ma pona la mi mute li sitelen pi jo kon li toki e toki pona taso.
It's impressive how they managed to get only 5/10's from Nashville bars in their sexy lady ads.
God I hope you never stop making youtube poops man, ever since I was a child I’ve watched em all religiously for the best laughs and they never cease to amaze me 😂😂
I love the idea of you taking the videos the guys on Red Letter Media find in their dumpster and making YTP’s of them.
This made my Valentine's Day even better 😂
Also, as someone who used to have two cats of her own, I can confirm they are, indeed, hard to catch.
Can't decide whether to call 911 or go surfin on the interrrrr... NET!
0:19 "Why my phone bill gets over a million dollars?"
Your comment and the fact that I actually had to calculate it made me lmfao.
0:18
That's just a small loan, buddy! Nothing to worry about!
The best part is that he still does the videos in the editing style of 2008 technology
It's always so difficult watching your videos while eating breakfast because I'm always on the verge of spilling my coffee
1:58 - Ah, so *THAT'S* what _MADtv_ was parodying for those "Lowered Expectations" sketches on the show...
2:02
This is one of your best vids. The foxx part was the highlight. I gotta buy you five coffees for the laughs.
I called the number for a "good time" and immediately got asked if I needed "foundation repair.." 100% unsatisfied..
I've been watching your youtube poops since you first before you created "the JOJ". I've been watching your vids for so long that I could itentify them from a police line-up. I love watching your videos and they always leave me 100% satisfied.
This was fucking hilarious as always, but I think there was a missed opportunity to call one of the Great Expectations members an "expecting mother for 4 years".
what a great idea for a valentine’s day special 😆
I kept my posture strosture, now I'm shitting and laughing, fast and easy!
And I don't want to do anything right now. 👍
I will never get tired of this 5:11
Set aside some time to read The Great Gatsby? Now THAT'S sexy