Have I watched all these clips at least 30 times? Yes. Will I watch the whole of a new 2 and half hour compilation of them again? Also yes. Can’t get enough of this show 😂❤
As an adult i understand i have OCD tendencies but as a kid i was just the kid in class that was super organized. I actually had a guy come up to me in class and he offered to pay me to organize his desk drawer. Once a week we would get marks on how tidy and organized our desks were. He was desperate to get some extra points. Anyway.. i did it and he won. He came in to " review " everything so he knew where everything was and when the teacher tested him on how fast he could find the correct subject notebook he passed. He paid me for the rest of the yr to do it and by the end of the yr he had actually become very tidy / organized on his own. We were in a split grade class ( grades 6 & 7) so he then went on to highschool a yr ahead of me. When i went on to highschool he came up to me and thanked me for helping him so much. He was popular, i was not. The simple fact of him talking to me in the hallways stopped the other "popular kids" from picking on me. Every good deed should be paid forward.
So many great true stories and some of the porkies are legendary , but Gregs" Vegetables "will always be my personal favourite Greg is such a agreat story teller😅. I can watch this over and over again .
55:20 This is exactly how the school I went to in 3rd and 4th grade. McKinley Elementary in Collinsville IL. It was a 2 story building plus basement which had the boiler room, a single room that was the school's dedicated library and Mr. Schieble's office the Janitor and cleaning and maintenance supply room. We had two classrooms on the other two levels. 1st and 2nd on the ground floor and 3rd and 4th on the second floor. In the morning when attendance is called, instead of saying "here" or "present" the child would say packed or purchased. We still didn't have hot lunches. The teacher would gather up the tallies from the other 3 teachers and call the Middle School with the total. This also included a raise of hands were children would say if they wanted white or chocolate milk and how many of each. At lunch time, those of us with lunch from home would get our lunches from the cloak room and the middle school would have delivered the purchased lunches and crates of cold milk. The lunches would cold sack lunches a sandwich, a carrot, an apple and usually some cookie.
The "I perform my own dentistry" is genuinely the most insane story to date I've heard on WILTY (of the stories that you'd within reason do think has a tiny chance of being true) and as David once exasperated exclaimed ",,and they're ALL TRUE!!!"
@@NicolasMogensenabsolutely still my favorite and my go to, “have you watched this show? Let me show you why you should!!” intro clip. Well, most Mortimer clips work well for that…. “I do beg your pardon but we are in your garden… I DO BEG YOUR PARDON BUT WE ARE IN YOUR GARDENNNN!!!” 😂🤣
I’ve seen sooo many WILTY comps at this point in which many of these clips have appeared, but this might be one of the best themes for a compilation I’ve seen! Hilarious 😂
Watched more than thirty times, watch it every day. I love Lee and David, they play off each other brilliantly. The guests are top quality, I love Bob Mortimer in the mix as well. My son and his wife saw Lee at an hotel recently, he kindly had a selfie with both of them. Sadly I missed out. Maybe I’ll see David somewhere. Great show, always cheers you up even if you don’t watch it and just listen to them. Keep these series running, it’s hilarious. xxxx 😁💕
The lie about Greg’s mate Gavin and the creme egg is hilarious because I had a teacher called Gavin who is best mates with Greg Davies. I could totally picture it 🤣
We went to Paris with school and when it was time to go from the Eiffel Tower area back to the hotel we had a head count in the bus… yup everyone was there according to the teacher and went off to our hotel… this was about 6:30 pm… back in the hotel everything was al fun and great until one of the classmates asked if we’d seen “boys name” ( can’t remember his name ) lately, because he was not in his room or anywhere to be found… this was about 11:30pm when we found out 🤣🫣 Teachers in full panic mode going onto searching the boy and went back to where we last seen him at the Eiffel Tower and luckily he was clever enough to hang around and waited to be eventually picked up 😅 poor sod 😅🤣
I love the 3 deductive theories over Miles' cat story. Lee: The truck driver was distracted by Miles' cat face paint that ended up killing the cat which was also distracted by the painted face. Ed: Miles killed the cat and adopted it's likeness. David: There was a hit out on Miles with the description that he's painted as a cat but the poor cat ended up the victim.
My Aussie soon-to-be wife had the same problem in the UK when asking in the staff room if anyone had some Durex (which was a brand of sticky tape in Australia). 😂
5:19 When I was young and couldn’t cry on command yet I used altoids to make myself cry to try and get a college math grade raised. It was successful. Very painful rubbing altoid in your eyes. Don’t do that. Unless you need to cry, then do do that. Needed glasses for the first time that year. Related? Maybe? Who knows? I’m not an eye scientist.
LMAO, I'm an American and one of the nicknames for a condom is a rubber so i had to listen to the story for a few mins like this 🤨🤔 because surely he wasn't talking about rubbers as in condoms...
2:00:43 It appears these are the teeth Rhod Gilbert kept referring to on Taskmaster. He seems to have got them sorted out by the time he presents the vegetable story.
Re David staying in his American accent, Hugh Laurie has had to have a dialect coach to revert back to an English accent after speaking intensely in an American accent for a protracted period of time!!!
Apart from all the regular hosts, captains and high profile guests, I've always had a soft spot for Claudia WInkleman. She is so deceptively good at this game that she frequently fools everyone on set and everyone watching from home. In hindsigt, after watching the Tortoise Yoshi again, you do kinda feel she's piling it high but I remember when I saw it the first time, she absolutely nailed it and not a single person watching thought it WAS actually her pet.
Your work is beautiful to me, you're helping me focus on self care and reassuring me that we can all connect to the angels - I will definitely try the manifestation technique! Thank you ❤
😊Most people in the UK are aware of the different meaning but can't be bothered to say 'Eraser'; it just feels like one syllable too many. A similar miscommunication occurs with US/UK usage of 'Fanny'.
That must be why Britain is going to hell in a handbasket. The teachers are useless morons like Greg and that indian-slash-black dude. Not that i'm complaining, UK has deserved to be put on her knees for a long time, it's been a long wait.
@@nunyanunya4147a little blue figure based on the old Comics about the Smurfs. They wear a white hat and white trousers, except for the old Smurf, he wears red trousers and a red hat. Oh and the girl wears a white dress and white shoes
I grew up in Leicestershire, pukka pies were in all the chippies. They were always gruesome, nasty, full of crap. I hate Greggs, but their steak bake is much better than pukka. Having said I’d never pay for a steak bake again. They’re both utter poo, hardly any meat, lots of shite filler, upf crap.
I think this a bit iffy. I understand weed is legal in California but it is not legal everywhere. People still go to gaol for possession of the devil's lettuce.
Dan, for clarification, you have addressed your own educational background, but we do not know whether you have children and, if so, what their educational circumstances are. I think it may be helpful for your viewers to understand that.
“Do you believe people can have beef on site?” gets me everytime. Every single clip I’ll happily rewatch 💃🏽
*sight
@@LoneKharnivore I interpreted it as ‘site’ like area/place, but thank you for taking the time to clarify 😅
@@Maikoh-ud4eu i think you're right, pretty sure it is site. Common way of referring to a school area so i assume so
@@tobymortimer13 He rephrases "Me and him had beef on sight," as "As soon as we locked eyes I knew there was going to be an issue." Definitely sight.
@@Jivvi ah, ig i stand corrected
My heart grew two sizes just watching poor Robert speechless and flustered from seeing his crush again 🥰🤗
Right?!
Greg and Lee's interaction about Greg being a teacher is one of my favourite bits on this show...
14:40
Both of "The Giants" always kick arse on WILTY. Richard Osman is brilliant as well. The badger story,, man, the adlibbing is genuinely impressive.
"we used to make steel" was so personal 😂
Have I watched all these clips at least 30 times? Yes. Will I watch the whole of a new 2 and half hour compilation of them again? Also yes. Can’t get enough of this show 😂❤
damn right you are
...and yes I'll still laugh at most of the jokes I've heard 30 times before 😅
@freyaa6209
Welcome to the enlightened ❤❤❤
I've seen some more than thirty times 😂 I put it on when I'm driving and let em roll 😅
Watched like hundred times , can’t get enough of
That one with Miles is one of the best segments ever in WILTY, I'll never get tired of it even after seeing it at least 30 times
is it the dead cat story? :D
The pied piper of literacy will never not make me laugh
our lives will be richer for knowing that fact about you. Donkey!
His quote was pretty much bang on, why did they think it was a misquote? They rip on him and he was right 😂
Yes decently close ,but its a quote about corruption😂
I was thinking the same thing. I reckon they just hadn't heard that quote, and thought he meant a different one.
Yeaa esp coz Rob's a comic book fan. Guess he didn't watch the movies lol
It is!!!
As an adult i understand i have OCD tendencies but as a kid i was just the kid in class that was super organized. I actually had a guy come up to me in class and he offered to pay me to organize his desk drawer. Once a week we would get marks on how tidy and organized our desks were. He was desperate to get some extra points. Anyway.. i did it and he won. He came in to " review " everything so he knew where everything was and when the teacher tested him on how fast he could find the correct subject notebook he passed. He paid me for the rest of the yr to do it and by the end of the yr he had actually become very tidy / organized on his own. We were in a split grade class ( grades 6 & 7) so he then went on to highschool a yr ahead of me. When i went on to highschool he came up to me and thanked me for helping him so much. He was popular, i was not. The simple fact of him talking to me in the hallways stopped the other "popular kids" from picking on me. Every good deed should be paid forward.
@denisegreene8441
You've got yourself the outline of a script on your hands.😊👍🏅
True! 😃👍
I’ve heard of you, didn’t you go on to offer rubber cleaning services? 😉
what does 'OCD tenedencies' mean? do you have OCD or not
Pied piper of literacy 😂😂😂
The "Die a hero..." quote was accurate.
Yeah if you're some kind of comic book guy.
@@BenjaminGooseit's from a giant blockbuster movie
🕸️🦸♂️
@@rootyno its not its from batman
@@joedwyer3297 which grossed a billion dollars
No matter how many times I hear it, Bob’s “I ain’t paying for no fly to do it” has me doubled over almost every time
God the Brian Blessed episode is so bizarre and amazing. He's such a unique guy, I love him
So many great true stories and some of the porkies are legendary , but Gregs" Vegetables "will always be my personal favourite Greg is such a agreat story teller😅. I can watch this over and over again .
55:20 This is exactly how the school I went to in 3rd and 4th grade. McKinley Elementary in Collinsville IL. It was a 2 story building plus basement which had the boiler room, a single room that was the school's dedicated library and Mr. Schieble's office the Janitor and cleaning and maintenance supply room. We had two classrooms on the other two levels. 1st and 2nd on the ground floor and 3rd and 4th on the second floor.
In the morning when attendance is called, instead of saying "here" or "present" the child would say packed or purchased. We still didn't have hot lunches. The teacher would gather up the tallies from the other 3 teachers and call the Middle School with the total. This also included a raise of hands were children would say if they wanted white or chocolate milk and how many of each. At lunch time, those of us with lunch from home would get our lunches from the cloak room and the middle school would have delivered the purchased lunches and crates of cold milk. The lunches would cold sack lunches a sandwich, a carrot, an apple and usually some cookie.
So heart warming to see Robert lost for words seeing his childhood crush. Bless him!
no. That was creepy as hell.
I thought it was sweet. I really felt for him being at a loss for words even after all these years. I'm glad Edward was quite gracious.
@@RoganBits It really wasn’t. The guy agreed to come onto the show and likely got paid for it
@@RoganBitsooooh it's icky cuz he's ghey... Dude it's not creepy at all...
@@RoganBitsexplain.
I love the bit where Ian was the guest and it was obviously Carol because Lee and David were so invested in each other's lies 😅
When I'm at the retirement home or lying at home in my later years I will have Bob Mortimer on every day talking about the Hand Lion...
The "I perform my own dentistry" is genuinely the most insane story to date I've heard on WILTY (of the stories that you'd within reason do think has a tiny chance of being true) and as David once exasperated exclaimed ",,and they're ALL TRUE!!!"
@@NicolasMogensen Yeah...
@@NicolasMogensenabsolutely still my favorite and my go to, “have you watched this show? Let me show you why you should!!” intro clip. Well, most Mortimer clips work well for that…. “I do beg your pardon but we are in your garden… I DO BEG YOUR PARDON BUT WE ARE IN YOUR GARDENNNN!!!” 😂🤣
Thank God our ABC in Australia has bought all the series of WILTY for us to watch. Long may the show continue!!
We've all been Bafter nominated 😅
I’ve seen sooo many WILTY comps at this point in which many of these clips have appeared, but this might be one of the best themes for a compilation I’ve seen! Hilarious 😂
Watched more than thirty times, watch it every day. I love Lee and David, they play off each other brilliantly. The guests are top quality, I love Bob Mortimer in the mix as well. My son and his wife saw Lee at an hotel recently, he kindly had a selfie with both of them. Sadly I missed out. Maybe I’ll see David somewhere. Great show, always cheers you up even if you don’t watch it and just listen to them. Keep these series running, it’s hilarious. xxxx 😁💕
Snorkel parka music practice room will never not make me laugh 😂
I think 47:50 is one of the most interesting moment of the entire series. Why did he bring this guest?! I’m so intrigued and confused and excited 😂
Vegetables!! 😂😂
This show rocks!! No other words needed.
The lie about Greg’s mate Gavin and the creme egg is hilarious because I had a teacher called Gavin who is best mates with Greg Davies. I could totally picture it 🤣
I’m pretty sure he was picturing your teacher in this story hence he was able to see it so clearly in his head 🤣
Yeah that one got me because I knew he hadn’t made Gavin up
@@pamflux9587The best lies are hidden in truths
Oh thank you so much for showing this. I get the feeling there was quite a rescue job with the actual film which made it even more special. ❤
We went to Paris with school and when it was time to go from the Eiffel Tower area back to the hotel we had a head count in the bus… yup everyone was there according to the teacher and went off to our hotel… this was about 6:30 pm… back in the hotel everything was al fun and great until one of the classmates asked if we’d seen “boys name” ( can’t remember his name ) lately, because he was not in his room or anywhere to be found… this was about 11:30pm when we found out 🤣🫣
Teachers in full panic mode going onto searching the boy and went back to where we last seen him at the Eiffel Tower and luckily he was clever enough to hang around and waited to be eventually picked up 😅 poor sod 😅🤣
Omg lol
Greg Davies' "UhVEGtabuls"/Field Trip Anecdote
🤣🤣🤣
WILTY channel. Thank you so much for uploading 2+ hour long videos. You are the best.
I love the 3 deductive theories over Miles' cat story.
Lee: The truck driver was distracted by Miles' cat face paint that ended up killing the cat which was also distracted by the painted face.
Ed: Miles killed the cat and adopted it's likeness.
David: There was a hit out on Miles with the description that he's painted as a cat but the poor cat ended up the victim.
It's a good thing Balding wasn't on the show that week. They would have needed to take her out in an ambulance.
Lee trolling David on his middle class status gets me all the time
Wow! The editors are as brilliant as the comedians! All the fat is trimmed and nothing but comedy gold!
The comedic effect exchange was amazing😂😂😂
I laughed a little too hard I had to remember that rubber means two different things from the UK to the US
I love Judge Rinder. He just seems like a wholesome and fun dude.
the american useage of "rubber" changes the story and reaction drastically
yes exactly, i was so confused as to why no one was making a joke about it
like a condom
I was shocked by his statement until I remembered the British meaning of rubbers. Whew! 😂
The idea of having a friend clean yours for you....and the fresh smell
My Aussie soon-to-be wife had the same problem in the UK when asking in the staff room if anyone had some Durex (which was a brand of sticky tape in Australia). 😂
If the batteries got low it would get constipated. 😂😂
The Pied Piper of Literacy 😭
"WE USED TO MAKE STEEL"
5:19 When I was young and couldn’t cry on command yet I used altoids to make myself cry to try and get a college math grade raised. It was successful. Very painful rubbing altoid in your eyes. Don’t do that. Unless you need to cry, then do do that. Needed glasses for the first time that year. Related? Maybe? Who knows? I’m not an eye scientist.
I love this guy's smile!❤
LMAO, I'm an American and one of the nicknames for a condom is a rubber so i had to listen to the story for a few mins like this 🤨🤔 because surely he wasn't talking about rubbers as in condoms...
Ohhh! Good for Lee at about 1:46:00 as that was such a catty comment that one lady said to the Caprisun mom.
More so than the catty queen down the end and the "how sympathetic was this lighting" quip?
"I am of course thrilled to remake the acquaintance of eh,,, yeah,," David Mitchel never gets not funny.
Vegetables... Best one for me
2:00:43 It appears these are the teeth Rhod Gilbert kept referring to on Taskmaster. He seems to have got them sorted out by the time he presents the vegetable story.
Great! Thx.
I've got to praise Bryden on these alliterative summaries.
I used to do plastic work at school. I think it was short lived!
The two hour length is great. Play to my sloth content creators, play away.
One more watch and I will be able to recite each clip from memory, yet I still laugh😂
24:53 We had slide open windows at my school that opened completely.
With the first one about the goalie falling asleep they should've gone: it's true but he just doesn't remember cuz he was asleep 😂
I can’t believe James had to take abuse about sleeping in a bush off a man who paid someone to clean his rubber 🤦♂️
Took me a while he was talking about an eraser, I was thinking something else😂
"Well we're all BAFTA-nominated."
As an American... The Cleaning Rubbers section was extra funny 😅
The story at 16:00 i find particularly shocking, this guy is a pure bully
That chris is hilarious
Re David staying in his American accent, Hugh Laurie has had to have a dialect coach to revert back to an English accent after speaking intensely in an American accent for a protracted period of time!!!
Like all good things, this TV show will one day come to an end. I for one, will be devastated.
Do you need rebooting? 😂
27:00 ''a pound a rub'' shandy formulation...
59:32 what song was Rob talking about?
Sounded like "Crazy in Love" to me.
Apart from all the regular hosts, captains and high profile guests, I've always had a soft spot for Claudia WInkleman. She is so deceptively good at this game that she frequently fools everyone on set and everyone watching from home. In hindsigt, after watching the Tortoise Yoshi again, you do kinda feel she's piling it high but I remember when I saw it the first time, she absolutely nailed it and not a single person watching thought it WAS actually her pet.
WEGETABLES 😂
I was sold on that Philly lie 😲
It was the way he’d voluntarily give details and tell the story. I’m honestly convinced the lie was only the fact that he fell asleep
Your work is beautiful to me, you're helping me focus on self care and reassuring me that we can all connect to the angels - I will definitely try the manifestation technique! Thank you ❤
i wish when it was true there were follow up questions. once you know somethings true theres so many more questions.
Same here!
As a North American... the term "rubbers" means something very different. I was so very confused at first.
😊Most people in the UK are aware of the different meaning but can't be bothered to say 'Eraser'; it just feels like one syllable too many. A similar miscommunication occurs with US/UK usage of 'Fanny'.
there are quite a number of stuff locked up in cupboards incidents
And now all Robert's accounts are hacked 😂
First time I've seen Ade since Rik passed...love them!!!😜😜
Kirsty Young is magnificent, with a golden voice.
What is the full clip of this?
hahaha this bloody teachers!!!
What does she mean “onions have that shape”, does it not occur to her that it would have been chopped onion?
I don't think she had chopped onion in her pocket, it's enough to have a half of onion.
help an american out at 30:00 : what the hell is a rubber to a british person?
Eraser. The thing at the end of a pencil but they also come as tiny blocks
@@helpinghand123dude that was fucking hilarious
Listening to these stories you'd think that british schools would be the funniest place on earth
They are, school is just bants
That must be why Britain is going to hell in a handbasket. The teachers are useless morons like Greg and that indian-slash-black dude.
Not that i'm complaining, UK has deserved to be put on her knees for a long time, it's been a long wait.
Pure bants
Yes they are. I had the best time at school, so many stories like this. Some teachers were awesome and some we took the mickey out of. Pure laughs.
Is "bants" just the word "banter" for lazy people ? We really are sliding towards Orwell's Newspeak, aren't we ?
some proper basic beaches at the top of the comment thread
He means ERASER.
Knowledge of your ability to lie may determin if your a psychopath
how the hell is this uploaded 12 seconds ago yet there is two week old comments
Slow Internet!
Any other Americans here confused on what exactly he means by “rubbers?” 🤷🏻♂️😆
Erasers
I'm Dutch and I was actually horrified until they gave enough context.
They're talking about erasers.
google didnt help... whats a smurf?
guessing its a food or drink. maybe an icecream?
again. google did not help :P
Literally the first thing that comes up is what smurfs are.
@@susi-emily thanks for not helping and misuse ov literally...
@@nunyanunya4147a little blue figure based on the old Comics about the Smurfs. They wear a white hat and white trousers, except for the old Smurf, he wears red trousers and a red hat. Oh and the girl wears a white dress and white shoes
@@Fluddi ok. so its not a Britishism. Smurf is Smuf. thought it could be a special bisket or other type of snack we don't get in the states
Quote is pretty close:
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I grew up in Leicestershire, pukka pies were in all the chippies. They were always gruesome, nasty, full of crap. I hate Greggs, but their steak bake is much better than pukka. Having said I’d never pay for a steak bake again. They’re both utter poo, hardly any meat, lots of shite filler, upf crap.
Pukka Pies are the best pies.
I'm going Eastwoods
Clint Eastwood's
The great Eddie Catflap, hit him Eddie hit him you are Sean Penn, class, also let's have a farting competition, if I farted you'd soon know about it.
I know I am repeating the obvious here (like a recorded dictaphone), But Bob is the best guest.
Lead? Try graphite…
1000 liker
Jenna's a babe.
I think this a bit iffy. I understand weed is legal in California but it is not legal everywhere. People still go to gaol for possession of the devil's lettuce.
Dan, for clarification, you have addressed your own educational background, but we do not know whether you have children and, if so, what their educational circumstances are. I think it may be helpful for your viewers to understand that.
It would be too painful to rub stinging nettles on your face and very unattractive.
Is the audio out of sync for anyone else?
I'm halfway through and haven't noticed any delay yet.