A Mega Collection of School Stories | Would I Lie To You?

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  • A mega collection of classroom-themed tales.
    Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
    Featuring inimitable host Rob Brydon with lightning-quick team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.
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  • @zainabnasiru4642
    @zainabnasiru4642 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    The pied piper of literacy will never not make me laugh

  • @Maikoh-ud4eu
    @Maikoh-ud4eu หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    “Do you believe people can have beef on site?” gets me everytime. Every single clip I’ll happily rewatch 💃🏽

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      *sight

    • @Maikoh-ud4eu
      @Maikoh-ud4eu หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@LoneKharnivore I interpreted it as ‘site’ like area/place, but thank you for taking the time to clarify 😅

    • @tobymortimer13
      @tobymortimer13 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Maikoh-ud4eu i think you're right, pretty sure it is site. Common way of referring to a school area so i assume so

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@tobymortimer13 He rephrases "Me and him had beef on sight," as "As soon as we locked eyes I knew there was going to be an issue." Definitely sight.

    • @tobymortimer13
      @tobymortimer13 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Jivvi ah, ig i stand corrected

  • @freyaa6209
    @freyaa6209 หลายเดือนก่อน +245

    Have I watched all these clips at least 30 times? Yes. Will I watch the whole of a new 2 and half hour compilation of them again? Also yes. Can’t get enough of this show 😂❤

    • @rolandvirag8522
      @rolandvirag8522 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      damn right you are

    • @glenn1534
      @glenn1534 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ...and yes I'll still laugh at most of the jokes I've heard 30 times before 😅

    • @GAGL.Evolution
      @GAGL.Evolution หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @freyaa6209
      Welcome to the enlightened ❤❤❤

    • @angleruk3190
      @angleruk3190 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I've seen some more than thirty times 😂 I put it on when I'm driving and let em roll 😅

    • @user-ub8gy1ue4g
      @user-ub8gy1ue4g 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Watched like hundred times , can’t get enough of

  • @stewartmoore5158
    @stewartmoore5158 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    His quote was pretty much bang on, why did they think it was a misquote? They rip on him and he was right 😂

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes decently close ,but its a quote about corruption😂

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I was thinking the same thing. I reckon they just hadn't heard that quote, and thought he meant a different one.

  • @udayshankarr2327
    @udayshankarr2327 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    Pied piper of literacy 😂😂😂

  • @JustJoshing..
    @JustJoshing.. หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    Greg and Lee's interaction about Greg being a teacher is one of my favourite bits on this show...

    • @freyaa6209
      @freyaa6209 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      14:40

  • @mavenfrankeus7287
    @mavenfrankeus7287 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    When I'm at the retirement home or lying at home in my later years I will have Bob Mortimer on every day talking about the Hand Lion...

  • @1JOE4U
    @1JOE4U หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    the american useage of "rubber" changes the story and reaction drastically

    • @BigBoiCannon
      @BigBoiCannon หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yes exactly, i was so confused as to why no one was making a joke about it

    • @theo1856
      @theo1856 หลายเดือนก่อน

      like a condom

  • @denisegreene8441
    @denisegreene8441 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    As an adult i understand i have OCD tendencies but as a kid i was just the kid in class that was super organized. I actually had a guy come up to me in class and he offered to pay me to organize his desk drawer. Once a week we would get marks on how tidy and organized our desks were. He was desperate to get some extra points. Anyway.. i did it and he won. He came in to " review " everything so he knew where everything was and when the teacher tested him on how fast he could find the correct subject notebook he passed. He paid me for the rest of the yr to do it and by the end of the yr he had actually become very tidy / organized on his own. We were in a split grade class ( grades 6 & 7) so he then went on to highschool a yr ahead of me. When i went on to highschool he came up to me and thanked me for helping him so much. He was popular, i was not. The simple fact of him talking to me in the hallways stopped the other "popular kids" from picking on me. Every good deed should be paid forward.

    • @GAGL.Evolution
      @GAGL.Evolution 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @denisegreene8441
      You've got yourself the outline of a script on your hands.😊👍🏅

  • @invincibleajay
    @invincibleajay หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    So heart warming to see Robert lost for words seeing his childhood crush. Bless him!

    • @RoganBits
      @RoganBits หลายเดือนก่อน

      no. That was creepy as hell.

    • @ellicel
      @ellicel 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I thought it was sweet. I really felt for him being at a loss for words even after all these years. I'm glad Edward was quite gracious.

  • @UltimateTopXOfficial
    @UltimateTopXOfficial หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    The "Die a hero..." quote was accurate.

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah if you're some kind of comic book guy.

    • @rooty
      @rooty 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@BenjaminGooseit's from a giant blockbuster movie

    • @rhodarivera3148
      @rhodarivera3148 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      🕸️🦸‍♂️

    • @joedwyer3297
      @joedwyer3297 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@rootyno its not its from batman

    • @rooty
      @rooty 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@joedwyer3297 which grossed a billion dollars

  • @jordanalexander4215
    @jordanalexander4215 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    The lie about Greg’s mate Gavin and the creme egg is hilarious because I had a teacher called Gavin who is best mates with Greg Davies. I could totally picture it 🤣

    • @Maikoh-ud4eu
      @Maikoh-ud4eu หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I’m pretty sure he was picturing your teacher in this story hence he was able to see it so clearly in his head 🤣

    • @pamflux9587
      @pamflux9587 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yeah that one got me because I knew he hadn’t made Gavin up

    • @benjones8594
      @benjones8594 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pamflux9587The best lies are hidden in truths

  • @drivethru6155
    @drivethru6155 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    That one with Miles is one of the best segments ever in WILTY, I'll never get tired of it even after seeing it at least 30 times

  • @ronnythu6328
    @ronnythu6328 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Vegetables!! 😂😂

  • @Manatee724
    @Manatee724 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I love Judge Rinder. He just seems like a wholesome and fun dude.

  • @lloydnyako6060
    @lloydnyako6060 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Filly explaining what Big up means to Lee is so hilarious to me. My two different content worlds collide

  • @ykskes2561
    @ykskes2561 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    We went to Paris with school and when it was time to go from the Eiffel Tower area back to the hotel we had a head count in the bus… yup everyone was there according to the teacher and went off to our hotel… this was about 6:30 pm… back in the hotel everything was al fun and great until one of the classmates asked if we’d seen “boys name” ( can’t remember his name ) lately, because he was not in his room or anywhere to be found… this was about 11:30pm when we found out 🤣🫣
    Teachers in full panic mode going onto searching the boy and went back to where we last seen him at the Eiffel Tower and luckily he was clever enough to hang around and waited to be eventually picked up 😅 poor sod 😅🤣

  • @RachelHarvey-do2ds
    @RachelHarvey-do2ds 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Snorkel parka music practice room will never not make me laugh 😂

  • @daisy4866
    @daisy4866 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh thank you so much for showing this. I get the feeling there was quite a rescue job with the actual film which made it even more special. ❤

  • @vickywitton1008
    @vickywitton1008 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I used to do plastic work at school. I think it was short lived!

  • @dropzoneau8632
    @dropzoneau8632 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This show rocks!! No other words needed.

  • @daniellemurphy9755
    @daniellemurphy9755 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    LMAO, I'm an American and one of the nicknames for a condom is a rubber so i had to listen to the story for a few mins like this 🤨🤔 because surely he wasn't talking about rubbers as in condoms...

  • @RukhsarSanjaree
    @RukhsarSanjaree หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the bit where Ian was the guest and it was obviously Carol because Lee and David were so invested in each other's lies 😅

  • @willhunt6897
    @willhunt6897 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’ve seen sooo many WILTY comps at this point in which many of these clips have appeared, but this might be one of the best themes for a compilation I’ve seen! Hilarious 😂

  • @PennyCornish-up2zi
    @PennyCornish-up2zi 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Watched more than thirty times, watch it every day. I love Lee and David, they play off each other brilliantly. The guests are top quality, I love Bob Mortimer in the mix as well. My son and his wife saw Lee at an hotel recently, he kindly had a selfie with both of them. Sadly I missed out. Maybe I’ll see David somewhere. Great show, always cheers you up even if you don’t watch it and just listen to them. Keep these series running, it’s hilarious. xxxx 😁💕

  • @greenie2390
    @greenie2390 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Ohhh! Good for Lee at about 1:46:00 as that was such a catty comment that one lady said to the Caprisun mom.

  • @amandainsa1048
    @amandainsa1048 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Greg Davies' "UhVEGtabuls"/Field Trip Anecdote
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @NotDone-bt2hz
    @NotDone-bt2hz หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this guy's smile!❤

  • @GingerCC-he8be
    @GingerCC-he8be 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    One more watch and I will be able to recite each clip from memory, yet I still laugh😂

  • @user-nf7tt2uo1r
    @user-nf7tt2uo1r หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wow! The editors are as brilliant as the comedians! All the fat is trimmed and nothing but comedy gold!

  • @yaniquedickson8276
    @yaniquedickson8276 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1:57 when Filly said big up craig and tashaun and then Lee said "big up craig" 🤣🤣🤣. I wonder was he asking if the dudes name is big up craid?

  • @trevorwaters4591
    @trevorwaters4591 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great! Thx.

  • @peaceman97amd97
    @peaceman97amd97 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lee trolling David on his middle class status gets me all the time

  • @will9523
    @will9523 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The two hour length is great. Play to my sloth content creators, play away.

  • @c_a_l_l_a_n
    @c_a_l_l_a_n 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    As an American... The Cleaning Rubbers section was extra funny 😅

  • @angleruk3190
    @angleruk3190 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    We've all been Bafter nominated 😅

  • @thavith
    @thavith หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Vegetables... Best one for me

  • @Nyro254
    @Nyro254 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I was sold on that Philly lie 😲

    • @txxxx100
      @txxxx100 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was the way he’d voluntarily give details and tell the story. I’m honestly convinced the lie was only the fact that he fell asleep

  • @henners1574
    @henners1574 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yung Filly 😂

  • @kribz4576
    @kribz4576 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That chris is hilarious

  • @RinZ3993
    @RinZ3993 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    With the first one about the goalie falling asleep they should've gone: it's true but he just doesn't remember cuz he was asleep 😂

  • @FenceThis
    @FenceThis 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    there are quite a number of stuff locked up in cupboards incidents

  • @roderos
    @roderos 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Took me a while he was talking about an eraser, I was thinking something else😂

  • @Grail-md5er
    @Grail-md5er หลายเดือนก่อน

    hahaha this bloody teachers!!!

  • @matthewkemmer
    @matthewkemmer หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    help an american out at 30:00 : what the hell is a rubber to a british person?

    • @helpinghand123
      @helpinghand123 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Eraser. The thing at the end of a pencil but they also come as tiny blocks

    • @snoason1930
      @snoason1930 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@helpinghand123dude that was fucking hilarious

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Listening to these stories you'd think that british schools would be the funniest place on earth

    • @TheModicaLiszt
      @TheModicaLiszt หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      They are, school is just bants

    • @karry299
      @karry299 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That must be why Britain is going to hell in a handbasket. The teachers are useless morons like Greg and that indian-slash-black dude.
      Not that i'm complaining, UK has deserved to be put on her knees for a long time, it's been a long wait.

    • @akgoesdroning
      @akgoesdroning หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Pure bants

    • @invincibleajay
      @invincibleajay หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes they are. I had the best time at school, so many stories like this. Some teachers were awesome and some we took the mickey out of. Pure laughs.

    • @ripdbtpoo1441
      @ripdbtpoo1441 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Is "bants" just the word "banter" for lazy people ? We really are sliding towards Orwell's Newspeak, aren't we ?

  • @jarlamtoft2307
    @jarlamtoft2307 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What does she mean “onions have that shape”, does it not occur to her that it would have been chopped onion?

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My brother when only six, that he could be in the play but only to mime because he sung too deep and too loud, compared to the other boys. His daughter h ad the same deep voice and wasn’t allowed to sing in the school choir

  • @coreyblakee332
    @coreyblakee332 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What is the full clip of this?

  • @rrahmanov
    @rrahmanov 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Do you need rebooting? 😂

  • @skaughtsavage
    @skaughtsavage 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    As a North American... the term "rubbers" means something very different. I was so very confused at first.

  • @allafleche
    @allafleche 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The story at 16:00 i find particularly shocking, this guy is a pure bully

  • @bc4yt
    @bc4yt หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    And now all Robert's accounts are hacked 😂

  • @OGU44
    @OGU44 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    how the hell is this uploaded 12 seconds ago yet there is two week old comments

  • @Starchild42
    @Starchild42 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    First time I've seen Ade since Rik passed...love them!!!😜😜

  • @GAGL.Evolution
    @GAGL.Evolution หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm going Eastwoods
    Clint Eastwood's

  • @DanielPendery
    @DanielPendery 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I grew up in Leicestershire, pukka pies were in all the chippies. They were always gruesome, nasty, full of crap. I hate Greggs, but their steak bake is much better than pukka. Having said I’d never pay for a steak bake again. They’re both utter poo, hardly any meat, lots of shite filler, upf crap.

  • @kellyhartley2693
    @kellyhartley2693 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I think this a bit iffy. I understand weed is legal in California but it is not legal everywhere. People still go to gaol for possession of the devil's lettuce.

  • @StefhanJKR
    @StefhanJKR หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    man when are they bringing Filly back

  • @huskyman1061
    @huskyman1061 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1000 liker

  • @markstevens9660
    @markstevens9660 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    How many ads ….like one every 90 secs 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @davidevans3227
      @davidevans3227 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      even worse than that
      unbelievable..

  • @MaxStArlyn
    @MaxStArlyn หลายเดือนก่อน

    51:20 Ghaaaaiiiiiiii

  • @agentXphoenix
    @agentXphoenix 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Well that was... underwhelming. At first I thought they were only going to celebrate my least favourite Pixar films... But at least the Incredibles, Miguel, and Monster's Inc wer kind of represented. You could do a lot better, Disney!!!

  • @helloserena
    @helloserena หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is the audio out of sync for anyone else?

  • @YouTubeNinga1
    @YouTubeNinga1 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Pitty that Lee breaks character from time to time and Mr. Entitled Showbiz comes out. When he piped down Patrick Kielty, it was out of order. Although seemingly in jest, it was anything but. It was an assertion of dominance, of im the big shot comedian here boy, you'll speak when it's your turn and certainly not when IM GIVING MY 'OFF THE CUFF 'improv' THAT IVE SPENT ALL NIGHT LEARNING

  • @donaldcampbell3043
    @donaldcampbell3043 หลายเดือนก่อน

    She is pretty... it doesn't seem right

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah, Jo Brand is gorgeous.

  • @jessbarnes8521
    @jessbarnes8521 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It would be too painful to rub stinging nettles on your face and very unattractive.

  • @Superman679
    @Superman679 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That crack about Birmingham UK, explains a lot about Birmingham Alabama, where Moscow Marge, MTG is from

  • @davidware9549
    @davidware9549 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The first one I went to sedgehill school