10 Surprising Truths & 10 Ludicrous Lies | Volume .1 | Would I Lie To You?

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  • @LaBigShip
    @LaBigShip 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +325

    Lee and David being opposite each other is weirdly perfect. Props to the casting for season 1.

    • @matt-lang
      @matt-lang 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Lee, David, and Rob are such a great combination. Just non-stop wittiness across the board.

    • @theAristocrap
      @theAristocrap 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's their show.

    • @Numinus1
      @Numinus1 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You’re in luck, they’re opposite each other all seasons

  • @NebojsaPavlovic-ip9mg
    @NebojsaPavlovic-ip9mg ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "Heeelp! I'm stuck in an Oak... I think!" Oh, Lee, you're killing me 😂😂😂😂

  • @dazlock4491
    @dazlock4491 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

    I feel "What he should have done is put a little bit of the rap away each month" was underrated. That was gold!

  • @benmitcham62
    @benmitcham62 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    I swear Lee just doesn’t even try make it sound true most the times😂 hilarious

    • @gaz9411
      @gaz9411 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's the game though, it's all about the bluff. "Oh they clearly sound like they're lying so it must be a lie... unless they want me to think it's a lie because it's actually true, unless they want me to think it's a lie so I think it's true when it actually is a lie" etc

    • @Dwishy
      @Dwishy ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gaz9411 It makes me wonder; are there any rules regarding making up lies around the truthful fact? Make it sound as ridiculous as possible to throw people off?
      That would be a bit of a turn off. Of course this is all for entertainment purposes so I shouldn't care as long as it fulfills that purpose, but still :)

    • @cutebutevil7387
      @cutebutevil7387 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@Dwishyyes. The rule is that they aren't allowed to lie about a true story to throw people off, except for Bob Mortimer 😂 coz well he's Bob Mortimer.

    • @cutebutevil7387
      @cutebutevil7387 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Lee always sounds like he's given up and is just being silly, even when he's telling the truth. That is his superpower 🦸‍♂️😂 and the way the show works after over a decade. David always sounds earnest and Lee always sounds like he's taking the mick, like the other comment says, the show is all about the bluff.

    • @Filmstudent3663
      @Filmstudent3663 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He plays the opposite side of the coin to most.
      Where everyone usually tries to make it sound true, as you say, he tries to make everything sound so outlandish it can’t be.

  • @WogansNotDead
    @WogansNotDead 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    "You're the best female truck driver in the world" is such a great line

  • @teza1383
    @teza1383 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Theft and shrubbery will go down as peak British comedy. Legendary moment on the show

  • @ahlamalta
    @ahlamalta 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    David highfiving at 15:04
    in a way that can only be described as awkward af, is just everything

    • @highestsettings
      @highestsettings 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And slowly looking to the other side to check if the other guy wanted a high five too.

  • @tornado4376
    @tornado4376 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    "Lee it's not true, mate" 😂😂

  • @user-uq7ms4ib4u
    @user-uq7ms4ib4u 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    ‘You’re the best female truck driver in the world’ never fails to make me laugh. Brilliant.

  • @envoltaemla6652
    @envoltaemla6652 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "pensiooooons, pensiooooons" remembers me of the greatest taskmaster hit song with the balloons

    • @pkelly206
      @pkelly206 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “tree wizaaaaard”

    • @LunaBeth97
      @LunaBeth97 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@pkelly206Even though I'm a huge taskmaster fan I had no clue what this comment was on about until your comment, so thanks for clearing that up and also reminding me of 🎶tree wizard🎶😂

  • @theupwardspiral1580
    @theupwardspiral1580 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂His rythm was all wrong, not the first time he heard that. well played susie well played 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @sillystringeater
    @sillystringeater ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Rob was so giddy with the spice girls story 😭

    • @thomasyates3078
      @thomasyates3078 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I liked Barry off Eastender's 'Oh, I say!" face when Emma said nudity.

  • @Uraniumeater469
    @Uraniumeater469 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    We must protect David and Bob Mortimer at all costs as I am a barbigerous harbinger of exuberance

    • @perseus9428
      @perseus9428 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This being about David, I can't help but have to correct your spelling.... It's Exuberance.

    • @Uraniumeater469
      @Uraniumeater469 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@perseus9428 if you hadn’t corrected it I would be mad

    • @perseus9428
      @perseus9428 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Uraniumeater469 😀

  • @Eddiearch
    @Eddiearch ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Nice to see some different clips in a compliation for once, and not the same old ones over and over agai--- oh nevermind, there's theft and shrubbery again. (Don't get me wrong, it is amazing. But thats why we have seen it in hundreds of other comps!)

    • @gaz9411
      @gaz9411 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I do beg your pardon?

    • @everett-9199
      @everett-9199 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      we are in your garden!

    • @rippinrootsracksandlips1469
      @rippinrootsracksandlips1469 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The title it says on that section is theft strawberry 😅

  • @1anonymous_moon
    @1anonymous_moon ปีที่แล้ว +689

    The height of tree/man math gives me anxiety everytime

    • @Uraniumeater469
      @Uraniumeater469 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So tru

    • @hepppy
      @hepppy ปีที่แล้ว +120

      It’s the way he explains it so quickly without hesitation

    • @clancen
      @clancen ปีที่แล้ว +56

      If the man is 10 ft high off the ground then plus a half would be 5 ft more making the tree 15 ft.

    • @veganissimo8688
      @veganissimo8688 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I had to pause it to work it out 😅😭

    • @hailsaturn
      @hailsaturn ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I'm a mathematician and even I'm impressed how quickly he worked that out.

  • @Ram92026z
    @Ram92026z หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lee is a bloody genius! I have never ever seen a more quick-witted human being in my lifetime!

    • @gangrath
      @gangrath 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lee is known as one of the best comedians for this. Even beyond Jimmy Carr. Lee's wit is beyond legendary

  • @RonRst
    @RonRst 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    'With her bare hands?'
    'Nope,she has human hands'
    I died laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dmontes133
    @dmontes133 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This show is consistently hilarious!

  • @yeknommonkey
    @yeknommonkey 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Lee is on fire on this program. He is just ‘on’ with every comment anyone makes.

    • @hlbjk
      @hlbjk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's the worst part of the show ruins it with his shit sense of humor and spastic jokes.

    • @JF-zv4oc
      @JF-zv4oc 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      If you really think that it might be time for another show!

    • @gangrath
      @gangrath 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "I don't need your pity...actually I do" classic comedian retort to Lee, cause he will make your jokes work

  • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
    @PetroicaRodinogaster264 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I used a similar method for years to wake up as Chris. Not banging my head but telling myself when I should wake. I hated the jarring effect of a clock. It always worked, though I set the alarm for about 15 min later just in case. I never had to be woken by the alarm.

  • @brendanxtrom
    @brendanxtrom 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Overall it is a neutral experience” killed me.

  • @Lucifronz
    @Lucifronz ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I am so shit at detecting lies, it's absurd. I'll be looking at their body language like "they're stammering on this and seem to have to think a lot when it should be as easy as breathing; MUST BE A LIE" and then it turns out it's true and I just don't know what to think anymore.

    • @steve470
      @steve470 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's almost as if they're trying to deceive people!

    • @koelkastridder3388
      @koelkastridder3388 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A lot of them are comedians/actors so I wouldn't worry too much about your perception 😊

    • @brendanberry7403
      @brendanberry7403 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Some of them really know how to game it and others are absolutely horrible at lying. Look at Bob, he treats his true stories and his lies in exactly the same way and it makes them near impossible to tell apart.

    • @cuckoobrain7999
      @cuckoobrain7999 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Body language isn't a science so don't worry about it

    • @MrOsmodeus
      @MrOsmodeus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      points are awarded for fooling the other team so the actors in the groups try to believably mislead the opposition using body language and vocal delivery. the point isn't to tell outrageous stories but to fool the other team

  • @jayc1140
    @jayc1140 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Does it annoy anyone else that Asim says the quote right and they all jump on him and say it’s wrong?😂 30:13

    • @patrickcooley544
      @patrickcooley544 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes, it's exactly the quote from one of the batman movies

    • @jayc1140
      @jayc1140 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@patrickcooley544 exactly lol annoying

  • @goldenpony822
    @goldenpony822 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Never noticed how weird it is for one to always wake up before your morning alarm clock even on special occasions.
    I always chalked it up to a bit of general anxiety, but maybe it isn't just a bit given the oddness and accuracy of it.

    • @muleorastromule3491
      @muleorastromule3491 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You can honestly train yourself to wake up without an alarm clock. I learned it from my father. You just have to think about what time you have to wake up before you fall asleep and tell yourself to wake up at that time. Just takes a little practice. Also you have to get enough sleep. It doesn't work if you're only getting five hours and your body is exhausted.
      It's definitely a lot nicer to wake up naturally than to be jarred awake by an annoying noise.

  • @TheValorism
    @TheValorism 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    42:05 discovering an archive of David's Unbelievable Truth is one of the BEST thing in my life!!! I listen to them every opportunity including before bedtime and I'll have trouble falling asleep because I'll be laughing w my eyes closed. So entertaining!!

  • @tmkoe
    @tmkoe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The best thing about Rob’s quip about Victoria as David’s “much younger second wife” is that she is actually 2 years older than David

  • @MedianPenguin
    @MedianPenguin ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I remember hearing a rumor that Baby Spice was caught running naked in a hotel, but figured it was some made up story. But when she said it on the show it was kinda weird actually knowing what she was talking about. Im also american and this was like 20+ years and I dont really listen to her music, which makes it even weirder that I knew the story lol.

    • @Hack3RKinG420
      @Hack3RKinG420 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's funny as fk, i didn't really listen to her music but did know of them and some of their songs. (It was directed to my age group at the time)
      But when she said it i was like yeah i could see this happening but also a lil far fetched. When she said "we only had a flannel and it was a hazing thing", i was like yep way more convincing now. Hahaha

  • @Dennis-555
    @Dennis-555 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Thanks for uploading

    • @andychapman1507
      @andychapman1507 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No problem

    • @dfgd2402
      @dfgd2402 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andychapman1507 you weren't the one that uploaded it.. Stop lying.

    • @theunknown8595
      @theunknown8595 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andychapman1507 you didn't upload it.

    • @dfgd2402
      @dfgd2402 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​ @andychapman1507, you never uploaded it.

    • @andychapman1507
      @andychapman1507 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dfgd2402 I did you're the liar

  • @LaBigShip
    @LaBigShip 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    As someone that has tanked mac and cheese recipes. Yes sir, I hear you.

  • @vellamo1404
    @vellamo1404 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That opening was fire

  • @Jasper_Silva
    @Jasper_Silva ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The guy who said "You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain" was either Julius Cesar, Shakespeare or Batman depending on who you ask.

    • @edgeworth097
      @edgeworth097 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Batman never said it, Harvey Dent did

    • @addlemm44
      @addlemm44 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@edgeworth097 Batman isnt a real person

    • @edgeworth097
      @edgeworth097 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@addlemm44 In that case, it was Jonathan Nolan who said it, since he wrote the script, but the point is that even within the context of the film, Batman never said it

    • @jungeunji8289
      @jungeunji8289 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is a david mitchell response ​@@edgeworth097

    • @willisverynice
      @willisverynice 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      By that criteria it could be uncle Dave.

  • @unikkorns
    @unikkorns 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Lee has the quickest wit in the West.

  • @quokka0.0nraven
    @quokka0.0nraven 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Theft Strawberry" omg Banjay comedy 😂

  • @darren.mcauliffe
    @darren.mcauliffe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I love how quick David was with that math. I knew he was wrong, but would've taken longer to explain why.

  • @waifuhunter420
    @waifuhunter420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    If anyone like me was confused by the mathematics of the Tangled Tree story at 7:17, David is correct - Lee initially describes the man as being 2/3 of the way up the tree; we can imagine that for a 9m tree, the man would be 6m above the ground.
    However, Lee then says that the total height of the tree is how high he was plus a third. A third of 6m is 2m, making the total height of the tree actually 8m. If the man is 6m above the ground in an 8m tree, this actually makes him 6/8 = 3/4 of the way up the tree.
    As David points out, the total height of the tree should be how high he was (6m) plus a half (3m), which would agree with his original statement that the man is 2/3 of the way up the tree.

  • @alphaelectricx6753
    @alphaelectricx6753 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Big Zoo’s smile is infectious lmao

  • @tunnfisk
    @tunnfisk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    22:09 "The Builder", I love that they're having a discussion when and if it's okay for a builder to sit in an unplumbed bath or not. And David, as always, comes out on top, in my opinion. 😂😁🥰

  • @GMJ-rc9nk
    @GMJ-rc9nk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    We think it's a lie because of what he said 🤣 (time 11:30)

  • @MisDfication
    @MisDfication 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ahh, hearing the soothing tones of Terry Wogan. Miss his voice on the radio.
    Love WILTM!! One of the few programmes that actually makes me laugh out loud!!

    • @gwae48
      @gwae48 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🥺missing Terry.

  • @dot10k
    @dot10k ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I’ve been using the head banging method for waking up for years ….. and it works a treat.

    • @Allison-p2c
      @Allison-p2c 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I did it for years too. A friend told me to try it because I was a terrible riser. I would sleep through alarms. Don't know why it works, but it does.

    • @lmtetreau
      @lmtetreau 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You actually don't need to bang your head. I just repeat the time in my head a half dozen times or so and it works a treat

  • @colleenbarber3517
    @colleenbarber3517 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I’ve used that method myself except for the head banging bit. I mentally set a time and usually it works.

    • @shadoxir
      @shadoxir ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. Somehow it works? I don't know how tho.

    • @elizamccroskey1708
      @elizamccroskey1708 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I worked a very erratic schedule and almost always woke up before the alarm, though I would still set one. I didn’t want to disturb my wife.

    • @HerHollyness
      @HerHollyness 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I feel like it must be a sort of placebo effect? Like you’re very aware you need to wake up at that time so you wake up a few times during the night, but because it’s not the right time you just fall back asleep and you only stay awake when you notice it’s around the right time. Does that make sense?

    • @Kimbie
      @Kimbie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@HerHollyness This is absolutely a part of it. Most people wake up at least 3 times/night but the brain doesn't process it into a memory. If you need to get up at 7:30 and you woke up at 5:50 and looked at the clock without remembering it, it sounds less impressive but also helps explain why it works.

  • @LoneKharnivore
    @LoneKharnivore 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    32:00 Victoria is two years older than David.

  • @timothytilley5594
    @timothytilley5594 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Bob Mortimer has to be one of my favorite people on the planet!

  • @Piitaa_Pain
    @Piitaa_Pain 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    "Me pillow is firmer than that" is such a jab at Lees masculinity

  • @butzmn7190
    @butzmn7190 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    How come no one laughed at Joes Joey joke? That was brilliant.

  • @lexigrimhaive
    @lexigrimhaive 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Theft strawberry 😂😂

    • @SirDistic
      @SirDistic 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Theft & Shrubbery

    • @ashliliedahl2413
      @ashliliedahl2413 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@SirDisticnah Mate, they're laughing at the auto-generated titles/subtitles that YT interposes

    • @lexigrimhaive
      @lexigrimhaive 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ashliliedahl2413 Yes, exactly. They're often hysterical on WILTY videos. 😆

    • @ashliliedahl2413
      @ashliliedahl2413 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lexigrimhaive you're absolutely right! As a Canadian who's also hard-of-hearing I sometimes have to rely on YT's wacky closed-captions/subtitles to pick up on regional dialectical nuances and also the names of some of the occasional guests, and lemme tell ya that sometimes the context gets a little weird, lol.

  • @lifeisbutadreamsodreamon
    @lifeisbutadreamsodreamon หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    28:35 ahhh weaponised incompetence 😅😅😅

  • @ImBarryScottCSS
    @ImBarryScottCSS 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That's the most *belittling* thing I've ever heard.
    Next level Lee.

  • @Aakarsh_G
    @Aakarsh_G 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I feel like they deliberately give lee the extremely weird tall tales so he can run with them and make it hilarious

  • @gogzy606
    @gogzy606 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jack dees "absolutely not" is great. So on brand.

  • @SquidandCatAdventures
    @SquidandCatAdventures 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The "yes!" at the end with the reaching hand is so cute - in that moment, you can see she neither understood the point of the game or being blind.

  • @philkab6914
    @philkab6914 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    David and Lee are so quick on their feet, it's rididulous. Can that be learned or is it just talent?

    • @ImBarryScottCSS
      @ImBarryScottCSS 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They were both telling yo mamma jokes as they came out, I'm afraid it's not to be for us mortals.

    • @gangrath
      @gangrath 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @philab6914 , a bit can be learned. But we are also talking about two of the most intelligent comedians. Lee Mack being famously one of the wittiest people on the planet. So, partially it's learned, i.e. knowing all jokes and having them to mind; but also the wit is innate. So you can improve it, but you'll never be as good as Lee

  • @andrewpower5416
    @andrewpower5416 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Lee looks genuinely annoyed when Jack says "Are you in show business?"

  • @avinotion
    @avinotion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Theft and Shrubbery will always be the best story

  • @AllGrowing
    @AllGrowing 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hilarious show! Just sometimes frustrated as I don't understand some of Lee's quick retorts.

  • @rainydays9967
    @rainydays9967 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What’s funny is, I can actually do the first one. But I tap a finger on my head, not bang my head on a pillow.

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Oh, Greg, You Must know more about football then we do" I love Victoria Coren Mitchell so much, she's like a character from a 70's sitcom

  • @Englishman-Abroad
    @Englishman-Abroad ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Beautiful

  • @patienceboafo1998
    @patienceboafo1998 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Congratulations chris for winning strictly 2024😅😅you're a proud winner👏

  • @alphaelectricx6753
    @alphaelectricx6753 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When Chris is on, why don’t they just put his Truth or Lie cards in Braille instead of getting another person to read it?

    • @OutiLeppala
      @OutiLeppala 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I read somewhere that he can't read braille. He uses an electronic device that scans text and converts it to audio. I suspect most blind people do these days.

  • @Punkinbushcraft
    @Punkinbushcraft 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How strange my dad told me when I was a pup that he did the same technique to wake up in the morning and I was like noway and I tried it and it does actually work 🤩 I’ve done it ever since 🙏🏻💜💜💜💜

  • @Audiorevue
    @Audiorevue 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You know the mental alarm clock actually works. I don't know how many times I've told myself mentally right before bed that I have to get up at a certain time, and if I tell myself several times, seriously I'll get up at that time.

    • @anna9072
      @anna9072 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I never set an alarm for probably 30 years, if I needed to get up at a certain time I just decided what time I needed to awaken and I did. I learned I could do it because I hated the sound of my alarm clock, and I’d wake up a few minutes before it went off so I didn’t have to hear it. I figured if I could wake up before the alarm, I could do it without, and I was right.

    • @papagarth
      @papagarth 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've slept through thunder storms; alarm clocks were of no use (I'm retired)
      But I have awoken before I needed to. . .

  • @thany3
    @thany3 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The last timestamp being called theft strawberry? I think he clearly says theft & shrubbery?

  • @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix
    @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Tho I'm an American residing in America...I'm eating Marmite with butter and toast WITH this program on REPEAT...Hoping to turn British any minute now. I wanna be Bob Mortimer and do my own dentistry.

    • @humblescribe8522
      @humblescribe8522 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Only fillings and crown replacements, mind. He doesn't do extractions so please don't ask him.

    • @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix
      @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣@@humblescribe8522

    • @PortraitoftheArtistasanOldDog8
      @PortraitoftheArtistasanOldDog8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Though I saw an ep the other day where Mortimer bit a cold kit Kat & broke off 6 teeth (True)! So you might want a stronger "Fuji"...

  • @lifeisbutadreamsodreamon
    @lifeisbutadreamsodreamon หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:00 this is true... i can think very strongly on a time to wake up at and i will precisely on the dot... unless i am very very tired.

  • @RewritingTheTextbook
    @RewritingTheTextbook ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So does Lee Mack ever tell the truth? I watch a lot of these compilations and they always seem to be a lie.

    • @AutisticSoyDaddy
      @AutisticSoyDaddy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He has. There's a brilliant example involving a cooking pot.

    • @elimithom
      @elimithom 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      i think in earlier series, both lee and david told more truths. but they’ve been doing this for a while. they’ve probably run out of content

    • @gangrath
      @gangrath 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @rewritingthetextbook, that's part of the joke. That Lee and David have no lies left... Or do they?
      It's why they also tend to let the team decide, and help the opposing team (especially Lee) cause it has been going on for ages

  • @justste711
    @justste711 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The pillow banging to wake up actually works though.....i do it when i need to be up early, i pat the pillow counting up to the time i wanna get up and it works believe it or not

  • @robertcreighton4635
    @robertcreighton4635 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very funny stuff

  • @RachelHendricks
    @RachelHendricks 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I hope my car never turns up on one of these videos.... At least not from a mechanic lol

  • @kerrytodd3901
    @kerrytodd3901 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yep the first one is so true & it works so for the people that dont believe oh well.

  • @jonathandonohoe7332
    @jonathandonohoe7332 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    wait a minute, was the whole height of the tree thing, "how high he was plus a third", not from the story lee told about helping his pub landlord down from a pear tree at the back of the pub??? or is this the whole Mandela effect thing?? 😮wooow

  • @masterxyr
    @masterxyr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    15:02 Mitchel grabs a high 5
    how's them half of 66% now eh?

  • @icturner23
    @icturner23 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The twentieth one will be easy to guess then.

    • @fahrenheit2101
      @fahrenheit2101 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha, such a stupidly witty comment - take your like and leave.

  • @heathercilliers9808
    @heathercilliers9808 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Not gonna lie. I kinda want a Lee Mack tattoo now…

  • @matthewesney2629
    @matthewesney2629 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As much as I like Lee and David it's nicd to see a compilation with the guests aswell

  • @leodegas7731
    @leodegas7731 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    😂😂😂 I had to look up OAP.

    • @theuglyseagull
      @theuglyseagull 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What does it mean? :))

    • @leodegas7731
      @leodegas7731 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@theuglyseagull Old Age Pensioner 😊

  • @huckleberry12
    @huckleberry12 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I still don't get the math of the tree joke.

    • @Maexlekohler94
      @Maexlekohler94 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "how high he was plus 1/3". Imagine the guy was 12 m high, so the tree would then be 12m + (1/3)*12m = 16 m
      But 12 of 16 isn't 2/3 but 3/4.
      "How high he was plus 1/2" would mean:
      12 m + (1/2)*12 m = 18. In that case 12 m would be 2/3 up.
      The fraction always depends on what you look at. The part of the tree underneath the kite or high up the guy was compared to the total hight of the tree.
      I hope this somehow makes sense, 4 month after you made your comment😅

    • @DarthStalkers
      @DarthStalkers 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Maexlekohler94god bless the mathematician of TH-cam 🤣. I was more impressed how David didn’t even think about it

    • @Kimbie
      @Kimbie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Maexlekohler94 I would argue this is David being wrongly pedantic: 'however high he was, plus a third' is ambiguous, either 'plus a third (of how high he was)' or 'plus a third (of the tree he was in)', where only one warrants a correction so you come off as uncharitable and a bit of a prick. Obviously it's a comedy show so he gets a free pass but as another incessant pedant I think the worst form of being pedantic is when you're also wrong.

  • @uleczkakropeczka570
    @uleczkakropeczka570 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The quote was correct, wasn't it?

  • @thehallofvalhalla
    @thehallofvalhalla 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think they were both right with that tree/man height thing depending.

  • @MartinFGayford
    @MartinFGayford 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Why is Alan Titchmarsh dressed as David Essex? This isn’t Star In Their Eyes.

  • @yvonneprimeau5475
    @yvonneprimeau5475 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Actually, when I was younger, I did have the ability to wake up at a selected time without benefit of an alarm clock.

  • @mitchell327
    @mitchell327 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The quote is from the dark Knight. Harvey dent he wasn't wrong and they mocked him

    • @SirDistic
      @SirDistic 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Because the quote is meaningless. It's hollow and vapid. It doesn't mean anything.

  • @hilarycohen1470
    @hilarycohen1470 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How big would a suitcase have to be to hold 34 bunches?

  • @jordanmizrahi9927
    @jordanmizrahi9927 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You miss the part where Big Zoo raps about pensions!

  • @nowhere_girl
    @nowhere_girl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m so thick that I genuinely still don’t understand the tree/man math lmfao someone please explain it to me like i’m 5

  • @TanakaMatsumoto
    @TanakaMatsumoto 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Lee isn't good enough at math to work out how long it would take for a box of earl grey to be used up. He's assuming David only puts one earl grey per box of regular tea... Meaning he's going through 80 cups before placing another. No one would do that... if the earl grey came up you'd put another in, it's not taking 3 years even if he didn't have guests over to use up the box of earl grey, He's likely to have 2-3 earl grey's per box of regular tea.

  • @PeskyWabbit.
    @PeskyWabbit. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:14.08 the pirate from pirates.of the Caribbean??? What's his name??

  • @peaceman97amd97
    @peaceman97amd97 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lee is hilarious 😂

  • @masterxyr
    @masterxyr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Somehow, I don't think that 2500-pound Micra for a tapas is the whole of it.

    • @SirDistic
      @SirDistic 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I've always felt like it was more like collateral. "I'll pay you back next week. You drive my car until I do."

  • @AyyZaj
    @AyyZaj ปีที่แล้ว

    Who's the girl at 3:37 asking Lee a question?

    • @spfisterer3651
      @spfisterer3651 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's Stacey Solomon

  • @FanFicnic
    @FanFicnic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Who’s the big guy in the first clip??

  • @budle89
    @budle89 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can we get Gaby Roslin back for the next series, please?

  • @charmianjohnson2364
    @charmianjohnson2364 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think you are always unfair about Tim Henman

  • @andrewl3750
    @andrewl3750 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great video!! Enormous amount of work and I learnt a lot!
    One correction: wall blast, 1+2,1, dash, b+1,2T!, bSW is max damage.
    2 more damage than f,F+4T!

    • @darksemmel503
      @darksemmel503 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd guess this is not the video you wanted to comment on

  • @danzai
    @danzai 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you missed David Mitchel saying "you are an idiot" at the very end of this video

  • @ICESCULPCHA
    @ICESCULPCHA 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cheeseman was very good at it.

  • @clintonspeaks8668
    @clintonspeaks8668 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    At 15.20 they rob Lee and David turn 20yrs older.

  • @Chris-qn6pr
    @Chris-qn6pr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Rob’s “invention” - how the hell did no one say Foursponge Durch Technik?

    • @Allison-p2c
      @Allison-p2c 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @bernardblack6116
    @bernardblack6116 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hmmm... A.I. pic of David Mitchell shirtless with tattoos of former MPs from the neck down...

  • @coreytbacon
    @coreytbacon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What