I'm not forcing this but I have the most true important information/fact to tell you all that you all need to believe in. As sinners we must get punished for all of our sins by spending eternity in hell but now the good news is that God still LOVES US so much he sent his one and only BEGOTTEN son Jesus Christ to take the punishment for all of our sins by dying on the cross to save us from going to hell and so we can spend eternity with Christ and God in his Kingdom. On the third day after Jesus Christ died God raised him back from the dead. Jesus Christ ascended to heaven and he will come back for his chosen ones and take them to heaven. No one knows when Christ will come back but the Father, God. If you already believe Jesus Christ as your Savior and Lord please spread the Gospel, the good news that Jesus Christ saved us because there are still people perishing in hell for not believing in Christ as their Savior and Lord
Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Holy Spirit Can give you peace guidance and purpose and the Lord will John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus
Los Angeles on as when i went to La Quinta Inn and Noble done. FYI I got done loading at all. do you so much hola, blah blah blah whatever how are would i will have this love by the house? I saw that a lot of wonderland Folder orthodoxy in Daiso now on I swear I saw your mama know I’m not ask organ is my long after dinner i’m gonna be down by also and I’ll see a little windowsill Nascimento do you know the scores hotspot again? The tag of people the when the when is the this when when the the the when teh star moon the human chirping at the moon and dogs the the the when the when have th it’s in whistle and more charge on Mulberry. How are you? Do not what I said a song SOMI lol… Being at home but I don’t know I said it is. I got the envelope and told me I need to know as long as my mom and I saw his Marleau which I don’t know why I have so much good luck on Mandl college. FYI I can also ask Rotondo in pig latin. Indonesian Loblaw Donald, can you camp on CNBC sauce and then when the end of La Santa Lantana The end of the lot on Ocon Yukon Golden Sand Bezos, seeing face-off Rabano him blocked on all the songs on my long are you in the car dog on the chair? Are you a Cuba in the Winter Day said Antonio Market. I don’t even know, Wednesday I do know
as a Spanish Speaker that learned English, this feels like trying to understand someone talking to you while there's other people talking in the room or the surroundings
I’m an American and one of the most vivid conversations I ever had was with this French woman I met at community college. I asked her, “we have our impression of what French sounds like, do you guys have an impression of what we sound like?” And her answer has stayed with me ever since. She answered with this: “you guys talk loud and fast and I don’t know why”
@@smashedphone4200 everyone is different...and to be fair as a British citizen. I think that you guys talk a bit fast too. But French people on the other hand don't rlly that much. Like I said everyone has different hearing and figuring out noises/languages/voices etc.
As an American born and raised, I can't really understand much of what he's saying either. Just sounds like fragments of different sentences put together. I'm from the south though, and this dude sounds like a yankee. If he talked this fast with a southern dialect he'd sound like boomhauer from King of the Hill 😂
heaps of them are real words, they represent the words in foreign languages that we know and stick out to us. for example most people know what "ciao" means in italian, despite not understanding barely any other words.
as someone who learned english as a second language this is almost nostalgic. at a certain stage of learning you can make out a lot of words but it's not enough to understand anything. this is exactly what watching this is like.
generic user Really?! Right now I am at this level of listening for Japanese. How long did it take you to move on from that level and what did you do to do it?
@@eggegg749 Get the most contact with the language as you can get. By example, I'm watching my series now in English. First with the subtitles of your own language, then (when you feel quite comfortable) with the one of the other language.
This is actually genius. Using words most English speakers would understand, just thrown into sentences they have no right being in suddenly makes it borderline incomprehensible
2:01 "Right, I heard you intrigued that without a parkinsons." - "Pull the parkinsons, it's actually lancaster. Shim was the part of it that I didn't wanna open for- cause, I mean, I thought the hand sticks was better" never have truer words been spoken 😞
As an English speaker, hearing other languages I can always identify what the language is because I know how it SOUNDS.. I’ve always wondered what English sounded like to non English speakers and this video answers my question, perfect !
honestly, in my perspective this isnt really accurate. I'm from brazil and before i learned how to speak English i always thought it just sounded like really messy cursive singing.
@@Jurassicgalaxy1245 literally like 90% of the people here are native English speakers? Also, how can you tell a foreigner that they are wrong about what english sounds like to foreigners if you are native english?
Even as an English speaker, I thought he was just talking in regular English at first so I 100% get how non native speakers can hear it like this at first
Same, until I stopped trying and then it just sounded like German - once the German thing happened I couldn't un-hear it - overhearing a German conversation.
As a born and raised American in New York who only knows English, this is exactly how I remember hearing conversations when I was very little. Also the fact that I have a learning disability called Central Auditory Dysfunction, made hearing people talk sound just like this video. I remember being four and five years old back in the early 80s and my family having Threes Company on the television, most of what they were saying was over my head and sounded just like the guy in this video.
The thing that makes this great though is that English is taught in foreign countries so that fact that they sprinkle in real words that you can understand kind of how a foreign person would recognize the common words but still not understand the rest makes it even more accurate
@@promiseandjoseph19 that is actually accurate but it misses the half feeling of panic when you realise you need to reply but can't really grasp any word of what they're telling you
For those with English as a first language you are extremely lucky. It is one of the hardest languages to learn because it has so many rules that are constantly broken, words spelt the same, pronounced different, mean different things, spelt different sound the same. It is not phonetic and a bit of a mess. 😅
One great thing about English, though, is that there is no gender. You don't have to learn the gender of each noun. No masculine, feminine or neuter. Gender is a useless addition to language.
I have many European friends. English is commonly taught all over Europe and across the world for those with education. Every time I talk to them they say the only hard part is pronunciation because of how English is a ugly mix of French, Latin, German, and Norse (otymologically speaking)
@@loiswells3062 That's true. I never fully grasped the gender thing of French even though I studied it for 4 years at high school. I barely remember any of it other than the basics.
@@tren1ty_gaming Yes! I worked with a girl from El Salvador and her English was quite good but she did struggle with some pronunciations but she was wonderful and so keen to learn she'd often ask to practice her English with me, particularly during Covid when we were all wfh. She would often ask me, "but why?" around pronunciation differences and I'd have to say I really don't know, English is a crazy language.
@@jena.alexia One of my favorite classes that I took from my university was last year when I had a "History of the English Language" class. It was oddly satisfying and learning about the origins of the language itself, where it came from regionally, how it changed overtime, etc., was fascinating.
as a non-english speaker, i can tell this is EXACTLY how english sounds. i mean, now i speak english, but when i was younger and understand nothing about english, this was how i used to heard when people were speaking
hi, just a few corrections :) “but when i was younger and *understood* nothing about english, this was how i used to *hear it* when people were speaking.”
I swear to God this is how it used to be when I didn’t understand English at all. I would even pretend I knew how to speak and it sounded just like this
I got the one on the way home is it to me what do y’all do when I wanna get it bruh is a time to be done I will be in there and I will get you something to do that I can do not have a problem if I do it I wanna is a time to do something like this is an awesome idea and then if I do I look like you I wanna know I wanna was the way you got it I love ya I love it I wanna was a great night love it I got a new cpu for a good day today omg omg has something about that I can just now see it
Yeah I know I have to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon and that I can you know when I get home from work until I get home to see if I can get on the road to recovery
yes please do you not want me in your order and you have a lot to help him out and then you bring me the water i was the way to go back and then he was just getting his hair and he pulled him over
A major component of English is cadence, which is the rhythm and speed of how one speaks. I work with a lot of non-native English speakers with very poor English skills. Sometimes the only reason I understand what they’re saying is because of the cadence with which they speak.
This is so true, I thought they were going for how English literally sounds, because we don't have great melody like the French, Portuguese, Russians, or Italians
As a Spanish-speaker, this is what English sounds like to me when I’m not paying attention or am around big crowds. English isn’t a language I can understand as easily as Spanish while distracted or overwhelmed, it’s very interesting to see that portrayed in this video.
Same, I'm learning Spanish and if my teacher is speaking in Spanish I have to direct all of my focus onto her and if I don't then I can't understand her
I'm English but I had a similar feeling the other week in a pub. I tried to zone out to hear what other people are saying in the room. It sounded like the most weird gibberish. I've never really tried to do this before, but if you do try it, hearing hundreds of voices at once is quite a weird feeling even for an English native.
I would love to know how different accents of English sound to non-speakers/non-native speakers. Spanish to me sounds very different in every Spanish Speaking Country and in some, even local areas within them
Yea it is really creepy, I’m a person who natively speaks english. I feel like I can kinda make it out but it just doesn’t make sense when you put those words in a sentence.
It's fantastic. First, I couldn't understand what he was saying. Then I realized that the language sounded here exactly like at the time when I started learning English for the first time, when I heard how it sounded, when I noticed that it sounded beautiful... Thank you. I have just had the experience again.
as someone who learned english this feels like when i didn’t understand english so well yet and i watched a film or video in english (without subtitles) and i understood few words but could never tell the context of what they were saying
> we have so much more slang than actual words That's not really the issue, that's common in every language, otherwise Latin wouldn't have become the romance language 😁 English sucks because of grammar and spelling, vocabulary isn't really an issue
I’m a native speaker and this is just a really weird English conversation to me. Lots of made up words and stuff but it’s still slightly understandable.
@@marybethechols1449 yup! with some Romance influence (Roman as in Latin so like Spanish, French, Italian, etc.) but the structural part of English is mainly based off the Germanic language family. it’s pretty cool how languages evolve, even sometimes to completely different ones or dialects. some examples r Canadian French/Creole French, or the different dialects of Spanish depending on if ur talking to someone from Spain, Central, or South America. there’s some videos on youtube abt how we got our letters and the development of English and all that kind of stuff if u were interested in learning more. i only know some, since my mom was a linguist😂
It was clever that they used specific words multiple times like "palatable". At first I thought it was because they couldn't think of new nonsense words, but then I realized that if 2 people are having a conversation about a specific thing they would be repeating things related to the subject of the conversation. Also, it was smart to include a couple basic words that weren't gibberish since most people that don't understand a language are somewhat familiar with certain words or phrases and so they would likely stand out here and there. Brilliantly done!
To be fair he’s describing his experience at the place ‘it’s Palatable’ like saying ‘it was manageable’ from the sounds of it he’s describing going somewhere or attending some sort of function, especially with how one guy was white wiring.
@@thelonelyarrikirri4575 didn't he also say "the steak was palatable" at some point too? Or maybe that's just me trying to make sense of something that doesn't make sense lol
@@kouhai2456 Yeah, it's definitely describing something, although from his way of saying it i don't think it meant anything being good or bad. Probably closer to decent.
This is 100% like the sims. It even has that effect where you try to listen carefully, see if you can find a word you recognise, and for a split second you think you heard what he said and are starting to catch on, then the next millisecond it all sounds like Simlish again
@@Hyla_Frog thanks! I speak spanish, and yeah, I've came across some slangs and oh boy, there's a lot, but with some practice I'll get used to it. I come from a country that's famous for it's slangs and accent, I think I can do this much if I'm dedicated. Thanks again for your encouragement
I would add in our soft way of pronouncing the R. I think it's what makes our language so soothing to hear, along with all of those hisses of our Ss Lol
@@ya6122 not really, their ears don't know either in a lot of cases. When I hear a language I don't understand it just sounds like a bunch of nonsensical mouth noises, and the writing often either looks like letters I know arranges into alphabet soup, or in the case of non roman alphabets it just looks like scribbling. I can usually recognize when someone is speaking a language I don't understand, can recognize the sound and writing of common languages, but that doesnt mean I can write or speak anything in that language.
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I'm not forcing this but I have the most true important information/fact to tell you all that you all need to believe in. As sinners we must get punished for all of our sins by spending eternity in hell but now the good news is that God still LOVES US so much he sent his one and only BEGOTTEN son Jesus Christ to take the punishment for all of our sins by dying on the cross to save us from going to hell and so we can spend eternity with Christ and God in his Kingdom. On the third day after Jesus Christ died God raised him back from the dead. Jesus Christ ascended to heaven and he will come back for his chosen ones and take them to heaven. No one knows when Christ will come back but the Father, God. If you already believe Jesus Christ as your Savior and Lord please spread the Gospel, the good news that Jesus Christ saved us because there are still people perishing in hell for not believing in Christ as their Savior and Lord
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In this video were you trying to order flowers, chocolates, and a pearl for your girlfriend or for yourself?
@@jcd221 I thought he was talking about Harry Potter.
The fact that he sprinkled in some comprehensible words throughout makes this even more authentic
I can identify with that, I know some words in other languages, so when I try to understand its a lot like that.
@@spinkid2000 exactly, like you might know a few words from school or media.
Ed bassmaster did it first with mumbles
Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven
There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today
Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell
Come to Jesus Christ today
Jesus Christ is only way to heaven
Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void
Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today
Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today
Holy Spirit Can give you peace guidance and purpose and the Lord will
John 3:16-21
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
Mark 1.15
15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
2 Peter 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
Hebrews 11:6
6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
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Los Angeles on as when i went to La Quinta Inn and Noble done. FYI I got done loading at all.
do you so much hola, blah blah blah whatever how are would i will have this love by the house? I saw that a lot of wonderland
Folder orthodoxy in Daiso now on I swear I saw your mama know I’m not ask organ is my long after dinner
i’m gonna be down by also and I’ll see a little windowsill Nascimento
do you know the scores hotspot again? The tag of people the when the when is the this when when the the the when teh star moon the human chirping at the moon and dogs the the the when the when have th
it’s in whistle and more charge on Mulberry. How are you? Do not what I said a song SOMI lol… Being at home but I don’t know I said it is.
I got the envelope and told me I need to know as long as my mom and I saw his Marleau
which I don’t know why I have so much good luck on Mandl college. FYI I can also ask Rotondo in pig latin.
Indonesian Loblaw Donald, can you camp on CNBC sauce and then when the end of La Santa Lantana
The end of the lot on Ocon Yukon Golden Sand Bezos, seeing face-off
Rabano him blocked on all the songs on my long are you in the car dog on the chair?
Are you a Cuba in the Winter Day said Antonio Market. I don’t even know, Wednesday I do know
How it feels to watch Netflix in a noisy area with no subtitles 😂
Just happened at a 4th of July party
LMAOOO FR
NO BC WHY IS THIS SO TRUE LMAOO
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@tomatomato SAME I GOT ADDICTED TO subtitles 😭
My little cousin heard this and I asked “is English?” to test it since he only speaks Spanish. He said yes.
Mine is always playing that he speaks english and souds exactly like this 😅
PLS 😂💀
It sounds like a whole different language
@@psychicareena well no shit 😭
Well… for a toddler, they might simply think English is the same thing as random gibberish. That’s what I thought Spanish was when I was a toddler.
English is my 2nd language and that's what I heard the first couple of years living in the US. That was 37 years ago. I'm doing muuuuch better now. 😊😊
This is how English sounds to me too and I can only speak English. That's probably a bad thing.
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I mean, imagine learning your lines for this scene.
Should be in the harry potter?
I think it was improv :)
@@ifiwasaduckideatyou7268 or that
It was either on a page in the book or random words
the comment right above yours has the entire script lmaoo
Imagine: your English teacher does a listening test about this as an april fool joke
What a brilliant idea!
😂😂😂
Oohhhhhh that’s a fiendishly evil thing 😈
Plot twist: you ARE a english teacher that played this prank😏😏😏
My student sent me this video with your comment and I think this is a brilliant idea hahahahaha
as a Spanish Speaker that learned English, this feels like trying to understand someone talking to you while there's other people talking in the room or the surroundings
Oh my god English was my first language but same---
Sameee, pero esto me pasa en la clase de francés aun cuando solo hay 1 persona hablando 🥲
I understand that, man. Same feeling.
@@r3d1sh15 a mí me pasa en cualquier clase cuando me habla mí amigo x'd
Yeah
I think this is the most accurate version of this I’ve heard so far.
I’m an American and one of the most vivid conversations I ever had was with this French woman I met at community college. I asked her, “we have our impression of what French sounds like, do you guys have an impression of what we sound like?” And her answer has stayed with me ever since.
She answered with this: “you guys talk loud and fast and I don’t know why”
We speak fast? Have they heard themselves lately? Loud? Sometimes. Fast? I don't think so.
@@smashedphone4200 everyone is different...and to be fair as a British citizen. I think that you guys talk a bit fast too. But French people on the other hand don't rlly that much. Like I said everyone has different hearing and figuring out noises/languages/voices etc.
@@000WZ mi
i guess it’s because i’m still learning french but french people talk fast asf
@@vic_x you're right, we speak fast
As an Italian that learned English year after year, i can assure you that this is 100% how English sounded like first times i heard it
As an American born and raised, I can't really understand much of what he's saying either. Just sounds like fragments of different sentences put together. I'm from the south though, and this dude sounds like a yankee. If he talked this fast with a southern dialect he'd sound like boomhauer from King of the Hill 😂
@@jasonmooreplease120 the point is to show native English speakers what it sounds like to non speakers
American here. English is monotonous BORING. Italian, on the other hand, is lively and musical. I get it!
@@jasonmooreplease120cityyy boiiiii
Prisencolinensinainciusol!
the fact that he manages to make some of this sound like real words is truly pelatable
heaps of them are real words, they represent the words in foreign languages that we know and stick out to us. for example most people know what "ciao" means in italian, despite not understanding barely any other words.
I took sybomonly find it pelatable
English is yummy? Try Icelandic next.
totally hormondic
@@asmarly Google does not come up with hormondic.... can you clarifiy?
This is, by far, the best video on that subject. It really seems he is speaking english, prefectly mixing the phrases structure and phonems
this sounds like trying to remember your dream the next morning
Underrated
This needs more likes
Depends if you woke up to the dream or not
exactly 💀👉👉
I know you exactly explained what I’m experiencing rn watching this video
as someone who learned english as a second language this is almost nostalgic. at a certain stage of learning you can make out a lot of words but it's not enough to understand anything. this is exactly what watching this is like.
generic user Really?! Right now I am at this level of listening for Japanese. How long did it take you to move on from that level and what did you do to do it?
@@eggegg749 Get the most contact with the language as you can get. By example, I'm watching my series now in English. First with the subtitles of your own language, then (when you feel quite comfortable) with the one of the other language.
This is exactly where I’m at with learning Mandarin! I feel like I know a lot of the words, but can’t really understand yet.
Thx lmao I came to the comments to see if this is actually true
Your English is so good :'0
It's like listening to what it sounds like when you're not listening
why doesn’t this have a reply 😂and yess it does
underrated comment. when i try to understand what he says, i think i understand like 70%, but when I don't i dont understand anything
HaHaHaHa too true
Have you ever listened to old English? I think it also fits this description rather well.
Blablabla
0:40 I knew it was a beautiful language but I had no idea it was literally musical
LMAO
thats what i was thinking
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
I have bad auditory processing issues, so when there's any background noise this is what most conversations sound to me
Same also memento Mori
Oh the pf?
Me too. might be a useful tool in getting people less mad at me lol
Holy fuck, I'm gunna send this to people and tell them exactly this, bc yes, that's Exaclty how it sounds
Yes
This is actually genius. Using words most English speakers would understand, just thrown into sentences they have no right being in suddenly makes it borderline incomprehensible
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Words used by speakers of the English on lines of borders. True, sense it has made. We are makers of sense.
2:01 "Right, I heard you intrigued that without a parkinsons." - "Pull the parkinsons, it's actually lancaster. Shim was the part of it that I didn't wanna open for- cause, I mean, I thought the hand sticks was better" never have truer words been spoken 😞
That's basically how English works
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French teacher: _"The listening test tomorrow won't be that hard."_
How the listening test sounds like to me:
FOREAL XD
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Wow! A minute in and I had no idea english sounded like soothing music to non native speakers!
Ikr. ⅓ of the video was just the intro.
As an English speaker, hearing other languages I can always identify what the language is because I know how it SOUNDS.. I’ve always wondered what English sounded like to non English speakers and this video answers my question, perfect !
honestly, in my perspective this isnt really accurate. I'm from brazil and before i learned how to speak English i always thought it just sounded like really messy cursive singing.
I’m English as well
@@mariaversolato3649 it doesn’t trust me I’m English I know
@@mariaversolato3649 Ok and ur point is… this just shows it’s based off sound
@@Jurassicgalaxy1245 literally like 90% of the people here are native English speakers? Also, how can you tell a foreigner that they are wrong about what english sounds like to foreigners if you are native english?
Even as an English speaker, I thought he was just talking in regular English at first so I 100% get how non native speakers can hear it like this at first
Same, until I stopped trying and then it just sounded like German - once the German thing happened I couldn't un-hear it - overhearing a German conversation.
@@dancarter482 as a german, i can tell you that german conversations sound way more aggresive
@@JannJmalki-wt1ds nein, du bist eine schweinehund
To be fair, a lot of actual English is spoken in between the gibberish. So it’s probably even more confusing and nonsensical to most other speakers.
@@JannJmalki-wt1ds yeah remove the aggression and I can hear the English like pronounciations in German which makes sense cos both related
He's speaking the TH-cam auto-generated subtitles
😂😂fr tho
😂😂😂
@@litwolf1402 ur profile pic tricked me omg
Beachside Palace I think you meant to reply to triangle earther lol
@@spacecakery o yeah whoops my fat fingers lol
As a born and raised American in New York who only knows English, this is exactly how I remember hearing conversations when I was very little. Also the fact that I have a learning disability called Central Auditory Dysfunction, made hearing people talk sound just like this video. I remember being four and five years old back in the early 80s and my family having Threes Company on the television, most of what they were saying was over my head and sounded just like the guy in this video.
He’s either speaking enchantment table or having a stroke
Lmaooo
Avery Fsadni BRUH
Avery Fsadni enchantment table is probably most accurate
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This man speaking enchantment table
The thing that makes this great though is that English is taught in foreign countries so that fact that they sprinkle in real words that you can understand kind of how a foreign person would recognize the common words but still not understand the rest makes it even more accurate
I know right!
Exactly what hearing English speech was for me until I got good enough with "vocal" part to understand it w/o subtitles... most of the time.
What are those real words?
@@GoodOmen-f6m some are, but mostly random. I think.
oh good point
It sounds like he’s speaking doctor’s handwriting
Gino Formento LMFAOO
Gino Formento omg 😂
BAHAHAHAHAHA
LoL 😂😂
Nooo it’s definitely cursive, maybe with a bit of a Braille accent
1:15 Literally picks up phone and puts it to his ear, without even answering or dialling. True talent, that piece.
People in the 70's: "It's carpetable"
Lmao 😂
BAHAHAH 😂😂😂
I didnt live through the 70s so i don't get it
@@Don_Salieri1899 Because they put carpet everywhere in the 70s 😂
@@marywaters6752 oh lol
This sounds like it makes senses, but it doesn’t.
So it's senseless?
My poor confused brain lost it's attention span💀
You mean it sounds like it should make sense but it probably dosent
kinda makes me feel stupid T-T
@@silvxr2961 ikr😭
My fucking brain is melting hearing this. I can grasp so much, yet so little. Now I truly know how it feels.
Same
This is upsetting to listen to
its because he is speaking faster than normal
@@TheRealStryde unsettles me
@@promiseandjoseph19 that is actually accurate but it misses the half feeling of panic when you realise you need to reply but can't really grasp any word of what they're telling you
For those with English as a first language you are extremely lucky. It is one of the hardest languages to learn because it has so many rules that are constantly broken, words spelt the same, pronounced different, mean different things, spelt different sound the same. It is not phonetic and a bit of a mess. 😅
One great thing about English, though, is that there is no gender. You don't have to learn the gender of each noun. No masculine, feminine or neuter. Gender is a useless addition to language.
I have many European friends. English is commonly taught all over Europe and across the world for those with education. Every time I talk to them they say the only hard part is pronunciation because of how English is a ugly mix of French, Latin, German, and Norse (otymologically speaking)
@@loiswells3062 That's true. I never fully grasped the gender thing of French even though I studied it for 4 years at high school. I barely remember any of it other than the basics.
@@tren1ty_gaming Yes! I worked with a girl from El Salvador and her English was quite good but she did struggle with some pronunciations but she was wonderful and so keen to learn she'd often ask to practice her English with me, particularly during Covid when we were all wfh. She would often ask me, "but why?" around pronunciation differences and I'd have to say I really don't know, English is a crazy language.
@@jena.alexia One of my favorite classes that I took from my university was last year when I had a "History of the English Language" class. It was oddly satisfying and learning about the origins of the language itself, where it came from regionally, how it changed overtime, etc., was fascinating.
as a non-english speaker, i can tell this is EXACTLY how english sounds. i mean, now i speak english, but when i was younger and understand nothing about english, this was how i used to heard when people were speaking
Same
same
Same
hi, just a few corrections :)
“but when i was younger and *understood* nothing about english, this was how i used to *hear it* when people were speaking.”
same
I swear to God this is how it used to be when I didn’t understand English at all. I would even pretend I knew how to speak and it sounded just like this
Ive been learning English for 7 years and I swear I barely understand this 😂
Feels like a new language I never heard of
I’m sorry that our language makes no sense in the slightest
@@Coolkid99880 why you apologizing
@@Coolkid99880 eh no need to apologize about a language that over a billion speak
@@серый-с5ъ No english speaker understands this lol ..that's the point
I'm still impressed that he is able to speak fluent nonsense
It sounds like a mix between new and old english.
🤣🤣🤣
Very accurate good work. Britain approves. 🇬🇧 👌
- native English speaker
He is not speaking normally? Brasil here.
@@mateusmaturana8858 He is and he's not at the same time, it sounds more old english.
As a native English speaker I can understand a word here and there and feel like I should be able to understand the rest.
Foreign Teacher: The listening test is not going to be that hard.
The audio:
And the worst part. You can't repeat it
You know what the problem is with the audio? There are 15 people talking at the same time and the main speaker is Scottish...
My French teacher:
Ps i love her but audio tests will kill me
YES
My french class
This is what the teacher sounds like when you aren’t listening
LEILA TRISLEY HAHA IKR
Yeah or just what they sound like when trying to teach something that makes no sense
literally
LEILA TRISLEY frrrrr
honestly even when i am listening as well
It sounds like he’s hitting the middle type button on his keyboard over and over and over
I got the one on the way home is it to me what do y’all do when I wanna get it bruh is a time to be done I will be in there and I will get you something to do that I can do not have a problem if I do it I wanna is a time to do something like this is an awesome idea and then if I do I look like you I wanna know I wanna was the way you got it I love ya I love it I wanna was a great night love it I got a new cpu for a good day today omg omg has something about that I can just now see it
Omg, yes. How carpetable is this information.
live in same boat as you can see I have a few questions about me I want attention that you so cat food and litter box and I love youuuuuuuuu
Yeah I know I have to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon and that I can you know when I get home from work until I get home to see if I can get on the road to recovery
yes please do you not want me in your order and you have a lot to help him out and then you bring me the water i was the way to go back and then he was just getting his hair and he pulled him over
Starts at 1:20
"Natson!"
The thing is, the tone sounds so familiar that I still feel like I understand even though it's gibberish
Yeah like from there tone it voice you kinda understand what they are suppose to be talking about without understand the words.
A major component of English is cadence, which is the rhythm and speed of how one speaks. I work with a lot of non-native English speakers with very poor English skills. Sometimes the only reason I understand what they’re saying is because of the cadence with which they speak.
I know my brain is freaking out, it’s like I know this... no wait... yes I do... no never mind...
There are real English words and some real phrases like "because you" and "if... then"
Pretty sure they are using some real words but just not making an understandable sentence from it.
This guy’s speaking in Terms and Conditions.
😂😂😂
I’m using this every time someone says something I don’t understand
Lmfao
Good one!! I agree!!
🤣🤣
It’s like a crossover of sims and English
Simlish with extra Simlish = this
This is so true, I thought they were going for how English literally sounds, because we don't have great melody like the French, Portuguese, Russians, or Italians
YES
Sims is trash but yeh lol
YESS!!!
it sounds like someone talking about some sort of technical jargon I’m unfamiliar with
As a Spanish-speaker, this is what English sounds like to me when I’m not paying attention or am around big crowds. English isn’t a language I can understand as easily as Spanish while distracted or overwhelmed, it’s very interesting to see that portrayed in this video.
Same, I'm learning Spanish and if my teacher is speaking in Spanish I have to direct all of my focus onto her and if I don't then I can't understand her
I'm English but I had a similar feeling the other week in a pub. I tried to zone out to hear what other people are saying in the room. It sounded like the most weird gibberish. I've never really tried to do this before, but if you do try it, hearing hundreds of voices at once is quite a weird feeling even for an English native.
Same, I'm German and while I understand English very when when I get distracted or overwhelmed from the noise that's what English sounds to me
English is a hard language bc of all the slang we use lol
Same- I’m Hispanic and this is what it sounds like
when he said "but its polatable" i felt that deep in my soul
It's... carpetable
i'm petitioning for polatable to be a real word idk what it means yet tho
@@perraterca id sign that petition
He said palatable like 4 times
It's cobabababable
As an American I’m delighted because apparently we sound like Sims to every one
I would love to know how different accents of English sound to non-speakers/non-native speakers. Spanish to me sounds very different in every Spanish Speaking Country and in some, even local areas within them
Omg so true 😂
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
@@cjmq0o I, french here, heavy american, cow-boy-y accent just sounds like you have something in your mouth
@@moonjumper6197 You mean a southern accent lol.
1:38 trecy was an avocat ? 🤨😂
As an American this just sounds like walking down in the hall and catching pieces of different conversations😂
Emily H so truee
True!
Im usually not that invasive and tend to mind my own. But youre absolutely right hahaha
Yeah
Emily H true
Finally we’ve found someone who’s learnt the Sim language
i was thinking this too lol
*simlish
That’s literally what I thought
@Leaio ¿ you're right, I was just letting them know of the actual name of the language.
🎞 🔻 🏙
man, these Sims graphics are getting crazy
Max3rn 😭😭😭
ikr very realistic. impressive
Max3rn 💀
waiting for that one comment...
BROOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Sounds like the TV when you are in another room.
"it's... carpetable" is an amazing phrase and i will say it every single day, thank you
Carpe+able
@@debrac1688 nah, definitely a T in there.
it's juicible..
i think i'll say this about my bedroom in a house we're moving into if it isn't carpeted
It's a perfectly cromulent phrase.
This is what the TV sounds like when you’re about to fall asleep
Underrated comment right here
Yeah
literally lmao
So true...
Yesss, it’s like I can understand it but I can’t
I'm Polish who learnt English and watching this I felt like I lost all my knowledge in that field. It's creapy how accurate this is.
Mówię trochę po polsku
Im still practicing tho
Yea it is really creepy, I’m a person who natively speaks english. I feel like I can kinda make it out but it just doesn’t make sense when you put those words in a sentence.
@@Rice_Wolf 🚨FURRY ALERT🚨
@@sirfrenchfries 🫥
@@sirfrenchfries bro who cares
It's fantastic.
First, I couldn't understand what he was saying. Then I realized that the language sounded here exactly like at the time when I started learning English for the first time, when I heard how it sounded, when I noticed that it sounded beautiful...
Thank you. I have just had the experience again.
as someone who learned english this feels like when i didn’t understand english so well yet and i watched a film or video in english (without subtitles) and i understood few words but could never tell the context of what they were saying
yeeaaaah
Totally HAHAH
omg yes
This made a lot of sense!
this is random but I recognized the pfp and looked at who you are subscribed to and great choice in content my friend
Basically speaking in Sims: I think the biggest issue is we have so much more slang vs actual words. It makes it difficult
Plus, English is actually only around 20% English.
Everything belongs to others languages.
> we have so much more slang than actual words
That's not really the issue, that's common in every language, otherwise Latin wouldn't have become the romance language 😁
English sucks because of grammar and spelling, vocabulary isn't really an issue
all cultures and language have dialects and slang lmao
@@tioraidh-tux I’m aware, but it seems like English speakers use it more. Hel
@@tioraidh-tux its not about english having a slang but slang having english
Teachers: The listening test isn't that confusing
The listening test:
*le sigh* yes.
I did so bad in my French listening test my teacher made me retake an easier paper 😂😭
Haha
What a coincidence I actually took listening test today😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hope sharing this with my native friends make them finally understand what I'm going through 😭😭
My Brain: "I understand this."
Me: "Okay, then what is he saying?"
My Brain: "I don't know."
i’m trying so hard to understand it that i’m failing more
me rn
bro sounds like a sim
FR
Subtitles
My 10 years learning the language: this is not english
My mexican brain: obviously this is english
Ahahahaha I can relate
I’m a native speaker and this is just a really weird English conversation to me. Lots of made up words and stuff but it’s still slightly understandable.
Relatable
@@solveigbaldvinsdottir829 Jajajajajaja*
F. Palmero I’m not Mexican though 😂 I can just relate bc English is my second language
sounds like he’s trying to read my handwriting
Same lmao 😂
He's talking in cursive
Oop-
🤣🤣😭😭
BRUH SAME??
I’ve always wondered what it’s like for non English speakers to hear English, thank u 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
When you have to present an oral and your crush is in the same room
Is that Geesus I see as your pfp?
@@kyragrayc nah, it's his other half.... Frankie
@Isaac Benavidez O R A L as in school not O R A L as in sexual yho
@Isaac Benavidez yeah no shit
If my crush was in the room id rather perform an oral
*When youve been playing sims for too long*
Satanic DevilMan hahahahaha
First time in a while i laughed out loud at a comment
I can relate 😂
Satanic DevilMan 666th like
Dag dag! 👋🏻 lmao
This sounds like a mixture of English, German and absolute gibberish.
i mean English is a Germanic language 👀but yeah i never would’ve thought this is how we sounded lmao
Simlish!
@@fionadotson Wait English is a GERMANIC language!!! Wtheck
@@marybethechols1449 yup! with some Romance influence (Roman as in Latin so like Spanish, French, Italian, etc.) but the structural part of English is mainly based off the Germanic language family. it’s pretty cool how languages evolve, even sometimes to completely different ones or dialects. some examples r Canadian French/Creole French, or the different dialects of Spanish depending on if ur talking to someone from Spain, Central, or South America. there’s some videos on youtube abt how we got our letters and the development of English and all that kind of stuff if u were interested in learning more. i only know some, since my mom was a linguist😂
That's what I thought
2:00 "older with a leak".
Ya
"Hey, how's your day"
"It's... carpetable"
This killed me 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭💀
@Zombathin Lost Leg Hacker Cat quitable
Rocketman237 700th like
lmao
It's so weird how I can ALMOST understand it.
I understand ever 3rd word
Because there are full sentences spoken in English.
Its almost carpetable
@@itzameh2233 😭😭 I love this
shutup
Me: This is English right?
My brain: Well yes, but actually no.
ARMYYYYYY
yes’nt
cool ^ _ ^
Little Miss1594 idk why but this video made my head and lungs hurt 0-0 idk if im ok :(
Little Miss1594 kim namjoon
As a native english speaker, this could very well be two best-friends with incredibly complex inside-jokes and innuendoes
It was clever that they used specific words multiple times like "palatable". At first I thought it was because they couldn't think of new nonsense words, but then I realized that if 2 people are having a conversation about a specific thing they would be repeating things related to the subject of the conversation. Also, it was smart to include a couple basic words that weren't gibberish since most people that don't understand a language are somewhat familiar with certain words or phrases and so they would likely stand out here and there. Brilliantly done!
To be fair he’s describing his experience at the place ‘it’s Palatable’ like saying ‘it was manageable’ from the sounds of it he’s describing going somewhere or attending some sort of function, especially with how one guy was white wiring.
@@thelonelyarrikirri4575 didn't he also say "the steak was palatable" at some point too? Or maybe that's just me trying to make sense of something that doesn't make sense lol
@@kouhai2456 Yeah, it's definitely describing something, although from his way of saying it i don't think it meant anything being good or bad. Probably closer to decent.
Like yes, ok, good and other simple one word responses
YEP
This is what I hear when I don’t have subtitles on
Me too. Partial hearing loss makes it weird, especially when you can't see their mouths.
Lol
You just had 666 likes but I didn't want anything to happen so i liked it
im deaf without captions
Same
This is 100% like the sims. It even has that effect where you try to listen carefully, see if you can find a word you recognise, and for a split second you think you heard what he said and are starting to catch on, then the next millisecond it all sounds like Simlish again
Sul sul!
What do you mean by sims and Simlish?
@@oneofthosecreativetypes24 the ea game sims? They speak simlish
@@oneofthosecreativetypes24 Simlish is a made up nonsense gibberish language used in the Sims games.
Perfect example
Those words... are going straight to the heart... Very wise...
As a person who's trying to learn english, if the title didn't advertised it, I'll totally think that this is English
good luck on learning english!!!!!
Good luck on learning English what language do you speak by the way we use slang watch out for that.
@@Hyla_Frog thanks!
I speak spanish, and yeah, I've came across some slangs and oh boy, there's a lot, but with some practice I'll get used to it. I come from a country that's famous for it's slangs and accent, I think I can do this much if I'm dedicated. Thanks again for your encouragement
@@guccikarimah thank you! I'll do my best
@@mariaacuna3706
You're welcome.
I'm impressed by how much the rythm of his speech fooled my brain into thinking it should understand what he was saying
Haha first reply
Haha second reply
Haha third reply
Haha fourth reply
Haha fifth reply
This sounds like The Sims characters conversing about an astronaut who dates the hot alien who recently moved to the neighborhood
When I was learning English I thought the sims was speaking English, so I would dip in and out of English and simlish when practicing my English 😶
Insert speech bubbles showing hearts, dog door and baby bottle
Oh yes
@@laurenhills239 hahaha i love that
@@laurenhills239 You got me deceased!!!!
It's like you're just about to sleep and you're half dreaming😂
When he said , “it’s... carpetable” I felt that 😔✊🏽
altkovac HAHAHAAAAAHAAAAAA
periodt
diamond johnson 😂😂😂😂
T
😂😂😂
I’m amazed with how confidently he’s speaking utter nonsense
Oh my god this is literally my friends constantly
literally
I feel the same way when Joe Biden does a speech lol
@@dirtegarbage no he doesn't except rare occasions.
@@dirtegarbage i've watched them too lol
This sounds like the picture where u can't identify anything
100% the best way to explain this
It’s like I understand the words individually but it’s not how my brain is used to hearing them in sequence so I just can’t recollect any of it
"READ THE ROOM"
The room:
TEAHH that’s what I thought of too. Speaking of which I can’t find that picture
Sounds mellow and charming in a way with a little twang that makes it kinda funny
I never realized how much the English language emphasized the “s” sound
alex 🤣🤣
S’s and W’s
I would add in our soft way of pronouncing the R. I think it's what makes our language so soothing to hear, along with all of those hisses of our Ss Lol
@@carlosdanli9389 Australia legit just skips R entirely, like a doctor says say AH (R) we just over pronounces the AYs and legit is Luh Jit
Lisp
This guy: *P A L A T A B L E*
Me: I felt that
Looooooooool
@Carlos V 1:36, 1:49, 2:13...I believe 🤣
Hahahaha
For real why does he say palatable so much?
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead
This is what people sound like when they’re sleeptalking
TornadoChaser72 yes. 😂
Fr
Wait u listen to people sleepin
@@nursmalik6024 nah he probably just has someone to sleep next to
ChefboiREADY sick burn fam
I didn’t read the title and thought I had forgotten English for a second
Be honest, we can all understand what they’re saying, but can’t explain to others what was said.
Thats literally what I was thinking, i can understand it but can't explain it
Y e s
Like you know the words but why they're saying them you just can't explain.
Another romance 101 reader I see. 😌
@@avahammonds118 😏
Moral of the story: It was palatable.
I listened to that part as I was reading it
Thought you died
Jasmine Raymond me too
and that’s on presidency
But not carpetable
When you are little and you see your dad talking about politics
Broo, so trueee
DUDE THATS SUCH A VIVID MEMORY FOR ME- NOW IM A COMRADE
@@hmm7458 ewww someone uneducated- you literally can’t even spell commie 😭😭
@@shankaka_99 eww someone uncultured in memes
Lol I’m 15 and still don’t understand some words
listening to this while sleep deprived just hits different
So this is what doctors hand writing sounds like... 🤔Interesting
Ha!
Lol
Pash pash😭
Exactly haha
Genius
Plot twist: he’s not actually a human, but he’s a sim from the Sims
😂
High Guardian xD
Yessss😂
LMAO
sim from the sims game sims 4 sims game.
yes
“What about the acorn pieces?”
I still want to know what happened to the acorn pieces
They gut corbished ouut palatebley
Ooh i glodish cod
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Read that as he said it 😂
The dialogue starts @1:18. Well done! ❤️
My ears: "Yeah, I know what he says."
My brain: " ... ?"
That's how it Sounds to non english speakers. But they dunno what it means
@@ya6122 not really, their ears don't know either in a lot of cases. When I hear a language I don't understand it just sounds like a bunch of nonsensical mouth noises, and the writing often either looks like letters I know arranges into alphabet soup, or in the case of non roman alphabets it just looks like scribbling. I can usually recognize when someone is speaking a language I don't understand, can recognize the sound and writing of common languages, but that doesnt mean I can write or speak anything in that language.
Oof I tried to explain it that way sorry if you didn't really understand
@@ya6122
Love how all our profile pictures have a purple background
@@jazz_intown4723 xD
Nobody:
This guy: “it’s.....carpetable.”
Lmao
My favorite word from this
Laser Lemon don’t forget “palatable”
Doruk Toklu 1:48
Tracy was a normal cop
“it’s.. korbish”
“How korbish?”
truly inspirational
“Yeaaaa that’s korbish”
It’s korbin' time
L9
Presumfably bottomly of bifence things
My favorite part was when he said, “It’s korbin time” and the korbed all over the place