I remember showing this to my mom a few years ago. A woman who has laughed maybe three times since I was born in 99. By the two minute mark, she'd been laughing so hard for so long her face was redder than her hair. This YTP never gets old
This is the perfect example of how to make a TH-cam Poop without profanity. Even though I like watching YTPs with profanity and sex jokes, clean ones can also be really funny too when they are well-edited, like this one and the ones by Qwistoff.
Everything can be better with profanity, but it can also be worse if done wrong. I think it's good whether it has profanity or not. I couldn't care less really. But you seem to be Mr. Profanity Policeman and you feel scared when someone says a bad word.
This is impressive, an actually funny YTP that doesn't resort to blood or cursing or anything like that. The comedic timing is what sells it, you made a fart joke funny.
I discovered this video several years ago. I’m a home care nurse for pediatric patients and one of my kids likes to watch Disney movies all day. We tend to cycle between a few of them, including the whole Toy Story series. Thanks to this ytp I can’t watch Toy Story 1 without thinking of so many soundbites from this video. Classic. Thanks Hoffy. :)
I remember "Bud Light Beer" being a joke of mine back in the 1990s, way before Hoffy made this video; so it was kinda surprising to see it and "To Bed, Bath and Beyond," even though everyone else's probably made them, too. (But I still think I was one of, if not THE first to make those jokes.)
"Bud are you okay?" "Ą̶̨̧̖̟̼͇̺͙̻̫͇̦̲̣͙̻͚̹̲͎͛̅͐͒̀͛͆̀̔̎̍̓̐̄̄̑̀͊̔̊͌̎́̓͌̋͛͊́̚̕͜͠͠E̶̢̢͇̜͓͎͔̥͈͍̜̝͔̖͎̦͆͂̈̇̈́̏̾̓͒̓̉̈́̚͘͜͜͝͝ͅḨ̷͙̠̘̰͉̬̝̮̟̟̟͖̠̑̓̈́̉͗̍̉̂̅̓́̕͜͝Ą̵̢̡̳̯͙͈̱̘͚̘͖͕͈̗̜̳̻̳̖̹̖̙̺̱̜̙̗̱̗̫̮͈̝̱̗͈̯̮͈͉̰͓͔̼̙̂̐͂̂̂̐͗͘͜ͅH̶̡̛̤̝̤̮̞͙̥̖̖͚̯̠̭͖̰͙̞͚͍̮͙̻̹͓̅̌̾̂̐̌̂͛̓̋̃̍̍̀̄̚͜͠E̸̡̨̧̧̛̛̻͕̠͔̜̹̹̟͚͔̗̥͉̬͍̣͔͉͓̥̗̦͉̰̪̺̼͖̞̩̣̮͋͆̅͐̉͌̀̅̑̑͌̆̈̀́̊̄̈͐͗̿̔͂̈́́͆̎̀̓̽͆̏̒̈̅̏́͑̂̇͘̚͘̕͜͝͝͠ͅͅͅȃ̵̹̫̠̈́̓͆̄̊͆̾̊̈́̒̇͛͗͒́͗̎̃̍̉̋̈́̂̅͑̽̌̽͒̄͌͗̏̈́̓̾́͛̆́̋̕͘͘͝e̶̢̛̼̺̜̤̼̙̭̼͍̯̟̫͕͉͔͇̞̫͔̳̫̖͙̝̓̏̔̀̆̽̃́̋̍̈̉͗͛̋̅̈̅͊̄̈̿̿̒̄͊̚̚͝h̴̡̡̡͔̮̰̪͙͔̫͖̱͎̯͂͒̈́͌̿͌̓͘̕͝a̷̡̢̛̲̙͉̝̻̙͕̘̺̳̫̪̝̙̟̞̰͖͍̦̜̣̋͌̄̽̀͂̎̈́́̈́̀̌̐̄̇̔̎͐̓̌̂͘͘͠͝͝ͅͅĒ̷̡̪̩̤̲̜̘͍̹̜͇̦̺͔͖̭̗̠͐͊̐̇̾̐͊̌̾̈͗̊̆͆̋̄͊̒́͐͛̃̒̽͌͂̕͝H̶̞̯͕̰͉̬̥͕̱͉̘̯͍͐̄̀̌̍̉̍͆̆̓̏͑́͆̄̍̅̂͒̿̈́̚͝͠Ą̶̢̺͙̼͇̟̟͍̤̹͖̰̤̼͎̫͉͔̞̠̫̗͎̫͎̬̊̋͗͌̏͌͒̅̋̂̉̃̀͒͌̀͑̕͘͘͜͠͠ͅͅͅH̸̡̢̢̺̖̬͇͔̰̬̦̹̭̺͙͈͉͈̟͔͈̠̼͓͚̦̥̼̲̹͕̖͖̫̹̘̪̃͋̂̏̇̔̌̈͆̋͂̍͂͐̈̔́̀̏̊̋̋̀̄̒̍͂̅̃͌̉̇̔̄͒̏̐̄̀̽̕͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅE̷̡̧̢͍̙͍̮̫͇̦̰̠̳̠̯̬̯̲̩̣̝͍̖̮̺̝͎̩̗̳͇̘͓͎͉͉̊̑́͂̋̇̂͑̊̏̿͌̂͛̀͆̕̕͜͜͠ͅͅͅĤ̴̨̨̢̱̙̺͉͉̣͙̖̭̗̳̖̘̜͍̠̳̫͖̭̈̓̑̆́͂̍̎̏̆̈́͝͠͝Ȟ̸̢̛̼͔̱̩̣̜̮̼̯̜̦͈̩̗͔̬̀̓̃̓͆͌̾͑̐̑̐̌͆͛̈͒͐͋͂́̎̏̇͋̉̍̓͑̂͆̀̿̔̐̈́͋̂͂̈́͘͘͜͜͠͠͝Ȩ̶̢̧̛̫̰͚̜̫͓̭͇̩͎̖̙̻̦̺̞͓̻̫̻̹̥̖̗͎̦͇̦̼͙̳̟̱̜̮̻̹̟̌̀͛̐̔̿̋̈́͂̈́̐̃͘͘͝͝H̶̤̼̝̻̦͕̣̯̥̦̝̟͙͕̫̬͔̟̉̏̎̆̏̀͑̈͗͑̆̃̈́͊̿̅̕͝E̵̫͉̘̙̣̞̮̭̹̖̜͕͓̪͈͔͍̦̻͇̝͛̆̄̇̐̈͊͑̎̾̀͋̐̉̿̅͋̔̒͐̓̆͗̊͑̀̍͆̅̽̓̎̚̚͜͠͝͝ͅh̸̨̢̢̡̛̛̛͔͍͖͉̝̟͕̜̣̥͍̱̣̖̱̣̥̩̙̘̦̰͈͈͎̤̳̀̅͐̓͒͒̊͗͒̈͆̒̾̓̈́̓̂̒ͅe̶̛̱͚̟̗̝͎̮̳̮̿̉͂͐͌̂̂̊͌͛͌̓̿̏̐͊̈̐͑̍̔̇̍̑́͛͒̍̃̓͋̈̆̅͒̑̎̅͘͘͜͜͝͝͝͝h̴̛̻̭͔̤́̂̇͌͆̽͊̐́̑̔͊̓̈́̒̑̾̌̾́̓̈́̐̆̽̓̒̈́͐̇͋̅́̕̚͝͠͝͠͝͝Ė̷̢̡͕̳͓̜͇͙̺̰̫̖̩͕̘̌͐̂̒̔̋̌̊̑̎̓h̴̢̡̙͉͓̺̝͍̦͍̤̥͙́̋̋͗̈́͋̚e̷̡̧͚͔̻̼̙͙̠̤͙̦̱̲̩͕̹̫͇͎͛̆̈̾̅͌̓̂̈́͒̑̃̓͐̿̉̾͋̍̊̈̾̈́̔̐͛̔̃̑͆͊͘͜͠͝Ê̴̞̭̝̹̮̤̹̊͋̐̌̐̔͐̈́̊͆̑̇̓̑̂̓͗̂̍̈́̕͘͝͝ͅḩ̷̨̡̠̟̒̏̆͛̏͂̎̓̈́̓̒̈̏̅͘̕͘̚͝͝͝͝Ę̴̢̨̩̯̰̘͔̭͕̙̬͚̩͖̲̰͍̦̩̫̘̯̤͚͉̪̥̯͈͙̳̥̝̳̖̦̝͙͎̰͍̝̞̖́͜H̴̨̨̛̲͇͍̮͔͇̪͇͈̼͙̣̥̟̭͇̪̭̼͍̭̞̺͇͉̠̱͙̲̝̗̟̙̋̇̆̉̃͗̓̎͛̋͛̀̐̿̂̓̃̋̾͑̌́̍͑͘͠͝Ȩ̶̢̢͎͓̖͙̻̲̦͖̞̙̹̜͕̦̥̞͉̜̻̦̞̫̤̳͎̳̩̭̉̽̈̾̎͌̐̔̒̈̊̀̋̅̓͌͜͝ͅͅH̷̨̡̡̨̢̢̧̹̳̙͍̦̻͎̦̪̳̳͚̳̱͇̰͕̟̻͉͙̠͔̟̰̮̬̘̼̰̦͔̬̭̰͙͓̉͂̆̅̃̄̽̎͋̓͂͂͗̀̏͆̈́̅̊͐͌̆̆̓̐̎̅͑̐̿͒̊̀̚̕̚̕̚͜͝͝͠Ȩ̷̛̳̺̲͈͍̼̯̺͔̳̪̖̮̝̝̠̹̺̭͌͐̄̑̃̈̆͐̄̊͑̆̈́̆̾̆̉͊͒͋̈́̈́͂̓͆̒̌̍́̈́̾͂̏̎̚̕͜H̴̨͇̩̝̬̺͉̊̂͊̾̅͊̋̀͊͊͂͆̌̇̈́̉͒́̑̈́̅͋̽̓̚̚͘͝E̸̡̧̢̡̲̣̪̫̳̪͎̮̻͕̰̪̲̥̠͇̳͙̮̘̙̠͖̤̘̜̫̝̭̬̤̰͍͖̗͎͚̻͈͚̗̱͑̏̂͛̾̓̅͌̔̇̈̕̚͘͠ͅͅẼ̴̢̨̧̨̧͎̳̯͈̻͕͚͇͕̞̯̖̯̤̜͓͚̥̰̜̼̼̹͓̰̦̫̱̹̙̺̥̙͙̣̟̖͚͔͚̰̖̹̅̽Ḩ̵̛̛͖͈̤̖͚͈̬̹̥͇͇̠̝̤̦͇͔̼̺̙̆̈́͗̓̓͂͋̏̆̉͐̍̂̀̌̎͆̍̋͜Ḩ̸̟͎̞̖̹͎̲͖̲̱̠̞̫̤̫̮̝̼̹̙͍͖̬̋̏́̀̽̉̍͒̽̾̀̈͑̈́̒̿̍̕͜ͅȨ̴̧̺̯͔̟̹͓̠̩̬͙̪̫̝̜̠̜̦̫͈͈̲͈̞̘̮̬͌̄̅͊̾̇̆̓̓̆̈́̽̌̉̌̈͑̾̔͊͒̎̕͝͝"
My best friends and I showed this to our entire Spanish 1 class in high school. NO ONE LAUGHED. I still think back on it as one of the cringiest moments of high school...
Remembered this while talking to a friend about YTPs, had no idea it was this famous!! It deserves it! Very surprised I'm still subscribed to the channel too! I remember watching this hundreds of times, I had it downloaded onto my PSP. It's a truly well done YTP, a little box of treasures and memes from back then. 💛
MrPhantaze I was saying it back in the late 90s. I have no idea what The Neighbors is, but I can tell you "To Bed, Bath and Beyond" predates it by years.
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"You saved the day again, Woody!"
"Oh, shut up."
The best way to start a YTP am I right? XD
Sonic spring sound effect
NatureBros88 its from Sonic 1
Andy: make me
500th like!
This YTP is still a classic.
Don'tYouHateItWhen... Everyone of Hoffy's are.
Don'tYouHateItWhen... the best ytp ever!!
Don'tYouHateItWhen... IKR
Don'tYouHateItWhen... You took the words right out of my mouth
One of my first, actually.
classic
@Dead Space Fan 9214 Yah, this was certainly in the first five for me
Hi :3
I’m your biggest fan
very much indeed classic
Hi big fan
I used to watch this all the time back in middle school
My December of sophomore year in high school
it was 4th grade for mr but yea
Same good times
High school for me
Same
"Sid"
"Boy. he's a hairy fella...."
"No, you idiot. That's Sid."
"That's Skud"
Cellisperfect one of the best parts imo
"Melt him with you scary laser."
(zapp)
"Hit the deck."
(KAMBOOM)
Betrayal
Cellisperfect "Nothing that concern you "TOYZ". Just us "SPACEMAN!"
Mr King Dice how is the devil doing? After all you are his right hand man
@@mrzubwolfer "Will Andy pick me?"
*shakes 8-ball*
"In Toy Story 3? Yes."
I hate to break up the staff meeting, but AAA AAA AAA AAA AAAA
Yeah what song is he parodying there? XD
literally my favorite part
SciFiLOLproductions same..
I ALWAYS LAUGH AT THAT PART
Sam Black lol
I remember showing this to my mom a few years ago. A woman who has laughed maybe three times since I was born in 99.
By the two minute mark, she'd been laughing so hard for so long her face was redder than her hair.
This YTP never gets old
I wish my parents laughed at YTPs and not thought they were childish.
I wish my parents found YTP funny lol
I remember watching this too when I was in middle school
Sauce
@@JamesSkinner108 Wha-
What do you mean.
There's literally no reason for you to say that.
5:20 Buzz: HURDURDURDUR-
Woody: Shut up!
Let the man vibe lol 😂
3:02 Listen, Lightbeer, You Stay Away From LightSnacks No one is Taking My Snacks Away From Me.
Andy: "You saved the day again Woody."
(Pulls string)
Woody: "Oh shut up."
No one is taking my light snack.
😂😂
+Walking Dead Forever BUD LIGHT BEER TO THE ---- BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGH
slender
+KnightofDark Gaming hey, a laser!
"You saved the day again!"
"Oh, shut up"
Holy shit, had me laughing so hard lmao
Alternatively:
*Andy:* "You saved the day again, Woody!"
*Woody:* "YOU! ARE! A! Stupid little child!"
th-cam.com/video/Rziqgflr5a8/w-d-xo.html
Oh, shut up.
(0:19) 😂
🤣🤣
PTTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHA🤣👏
"You stay away from my snacks, no one takes my snacks."
😂😂
Relatable
The way it zooms in on Woody's face as he says that and Buzz reacts like he's hella faded
3:01
7:17 The part where the “Squadala” guy got struck by lightning made me die laughing every time. 🤣
Gwonam XD
7:25 name in music pf
@@eloiseandrade5151 Call On Me - Eric Prydz
6:23 had me laughing so hard
"He's not a space ran- [CAUSES FIFTH DIMENSION TO COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF]"
Best ear rape.
iluvallmychao0071 Fossil Fusion
he doesn't shoot flies or fight flies!
TheD3BMaster Or fly!
XD exactly
This is the perfect example of how to make a TH-cam Poop without profanity.
Even though I like watching YTPs with profanity and sex jokes, clean ones can also be really funny too when they are well-edited, like this one and the ones by Qwistoff.
But there is profanity...
Grim Piñata
No there's not.
Everything can be better with profanity, but it can also be worse if done wrong. I think it's good whether it has profanity or not. I couldn't care less really. But you seem to be Mr. Profanity Policeman and you feel scared when someone says a bad word.
john papple
I do not feel scared when someone says a bad word.
AlbertoHerrera2000 Yet EmpLemon is proof that things like profanity are KEY to specific YTPs.
5:24 "dizzzidizzzidizzzidizidizidizi" I died 😂
He trying to make a mixtape
GAME OVER
Play again, bUd?
Same lmao
Oh lawl
7:28 “there’s a snake in my mum”
Some of my favorite lines:
"I'm just a cup"
"Who moved my doodoo pad way over here"
"Pardon me! I hate to break up the staff meeting but AAAAAAAAAA"
Krupa Just like Woody, I died of laughter.
"We're all very impressed with YTP"
*BURP*
What about 1:59 Local lol enforcement
What about "He's not a Space RanGEHRGHFLFHDRHHS?"
The doodoo pad joke caught me so off-guard I almost laughed to death.
This is impressive, an actually funny YTP that doesn't resort to blood or cursing or anything like that. The comedic timing is what sells it, you made a fart joke funny.
SuuS
@@simplesimon8255 In the mouth
Hah
5:16
this used to be a joke between me and my brother for like 5 years & this video made me so nostalgic
SAME THO
*sobs*
"AH, LOL"
Bud Lightbeer did that
I discovered this video several years ago. I’m a home care nurse for pediatric patients and one of my kids likes to watch Disney movies all day. We tend to cycle between a few of them, including the whole Toy Story series. Thanks to this ytp I can’t watch Toy Story 1 without thinking of so many soundbites from this video. Classic. Thanks Hoffy. :)
Will Andy pick me? In Toy Story 3, yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂
And then the 8 ball floats up from behind the desk. “Okay, so you’re not useless after all.”
Spoiler alert!!!😂😂😂
*Ball rolls back up*
(8-ball proceeds to roll back up shelf).
So true!!
1:16 Pardon me i'd hate to break up the staff meeting but ERN NER NER NEE NERH
1:59 "local lol enforcement"
LOL! XD
"WHOA! HEY HEY! WHOA WHOA- *LASER BLAST*"
Harry Holdstock “it’s about time you got here, I’m Budlight Beer”
Harry Holdstock yh can I just get that one clip on repeat forever?😂
Even at the time this was uploaded as kids we knew this ytp was oldschool style; this is literally peak ytp and you can’t convince me otherwise
So hilarious
It's old but gold
7:27 underated part but hilarious
Or is it 7:24
What's the song in that part
@Nahum tt 3 call on me
@@tds_dragon5666”call on me” - by Eric Prydz
@@tds_dragon5666
- th-cam.com/video/YRjtvGwVO_M/w-d-xo.html
"I believe I can DIE"
and knuckles
😂😂
At (6:58)
_Guys,_
_Its BudLight Beer._
_He'll save us all._
Lol
"....STRAAAAANGE things are happening to me"
***** wuuuuuut
a fine boiled egg I'm glad
I remember "Bud Light Beer" being a joke of mine back in the 1990s, way before Hoffy made this video; so it was kinda surprising to see it and "To Bed, Bath and Beyond," even though everyone else's probably made them, too. (But I still think I was one of, if not THE first to make those jokes.)
7:07 Stills cracks me up to this day.
"Bud are you okay?"
"Ą̶̨̧̖̟̼͇̺͙̻̫͇̦̲̣͙̻͚̹̲͎͛̅͐͒̀͛͆̀̔̎̍̓̐̄̄̑̀͊̔̊͌̎́̓͌̋͛͊́̚̕͜͠͠E̶̢̢͇̜͓͎͔̥͈͍̜̝͔̖͎̦͆͂̈̇̈́̏̾̓͒̓̉̈́̚͘͜͜͝͝ͅḨ̷͙̠̘̰͉̬̝̮̟̟̟͖̠̑̓̈́̉͗̍̉̂̅̓́̕͜͝Ą̵̢̡̳̯͙͈̱̘͚̘͖͕͈̗̜̳̻̳̖̹̖̙̺̱̜̙̗̱̗̫̮͈̝̱̗͈̯̮͈͉̰͓͔̼̙̂̐͂̂̂̐͗͘͜ͅH̶̡̛̤̝̤̮̞͙̥̖̖͚̯̠̭͖̰͙̞͚͍̮͙̻̹͓̅̌̾̂̐̌̂͛̓̋̃̍̍̀̄̚͜͠E̸̡̨̧̧̛̛̻͕̠͔̜̹̹̟͚͔̗̥͉̬͍̣͔͉͓̥̗̦͉̰̪̺̼͖̞̩̣̮͋͆̅͐̉͌̀̅̑̑͌̆̈̀́̊̄̈͐͗̿̔͂̈́́͆̎̀̓̽͆̏̒̈̅̏́͑̂̇͘̚͘̕͜͝͝͠ͅͅͅȃ̵̹̫̠̈́̓͆̄̊͆̾̊̈́̒̇͛͗͒́͗̎̃̍̉̋̈́̂̅͑̽̌̽͒̄͌͗̏̈́̓̾́͛̆́̋̕͘͘͝e̶̢̛̼̺̜̤̼̙̭̼͍̯̟̫͕͉͔͇̞̫͔̳̫̖͙̝̓̏̔̀̆̽̃́̋̍̈̉͗͛̋̅̈̅͊̄̈̿̿̒̄͊̚̚͝h̴̡̡̡͔̮̰̪͙͔̫͖̱͎̯͂͒̈́͌̿͌̓͘̕͝a̷̡̢̛̲̙͉̝̻̙͕̘̺̳̫̪̝̙̟̞̰͖͍̦̜̣̋͌̄̽̀͂̎̈́́̈́̀̌̐̄̇̔̎͐̓̌̂͘͘͠͝͝ͅͅĒ̷̡̪̩̤̲̜̘͍̹̜͇̦̺͔͖̭̗̠͐͊̐̇̾̐͊̌̾̈͗̊̆͆̋̄͊̒́͐͛̃̒̽͌͂̕͝H̶̞̯͕̰͉̬̥͕̱͉̘̯͍͐̄̀̌̍̉̍͆̆̓̏͑́͆̄̍̅̂͒̿̈́̚͝͠Ą̶̢̺͙̼͇̟̟͍̤̹͖̰̤̼͎̫͉͔̞̠̫̗͎̫͎̬̊̋͗͌̏͌͒̅̋̂̉̃̀͒͌̀͑̕͘͘͜͠͠ͅͅͅH̸̡̢̢̺̖̬͇͔̰̬̦̹̭̺͙͈͉͈̟͔͈̠̼͓͚̦̥̼̲̹͕̖͖̫̹̘̪̃͋̂̏̇̔̌̈͆̋͂̍͂͐̈̔́̀̏̊̋̋̀̄̒̍͂̅̃͌̉̇̔̄͒̏̐̄̀̽̕͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅE̷̡̧̢͍̙͍̮̫͇̦̰̠̳̠̯̬̯̲̩̣̝͍̖̮̺̝͎̩̗̳͇̘͓͎͉͉̊̑́͂̋̇̂͑̊̏̿͌̂͛̀͆̕̕͜͜͠ͅͅͅĤ̴̨̨̢̱̙̺͉͉̣͙̖̭̗̳̖̘̜͍̠̳̫͖̭̈̓̑̆́͂̍̎̏̆̈́͝͠͝Ȟ̸̢̛̼͔̱̩̣̜̮̼̯̜̦͈̩̗͔̬̀̓̃̓͆͌̾͑̐̑̐̌͆͛̈͒͐͋͂́̎̏̇͋̉̍̓͑̂͆̀̿̔̐̈́͋̂͂̈́͘͘͜͜͠͠͝Ȩ̶̢̧̛̫̰͚̜̫͓̭͇̩͎̖̙̻̦̺̞͓̻̫̻̹̥̖̗͎̦͇̦̼͙̳̟̱̜̮̻̹̟̌̀͛̐̔̿̋̈́͂̈́̐̃͘͘͝͝H̶̤̼̝̻̦͕̣̯̥̦̝̟͙͕̫̬͔̟̉̏̎̆̏̀͑̈͗͑̆̃̈́͊̿̅̕͝E̵̫͉̘̙̣̞̮̭̹̖̜͕͓̪͈͔͍̦̻͇̝͛̆̄̇̐̈͊͑̎̾̀͋̐̉̿̅͋̔̒͐̓̆͗̊͑̀̍͆̅̽̓̎̚̚͜͠͝͝ͅh̸̨̢̢̡̛̛̛͔͍͖͉̝̟͕̜̣̥͍̱̣̖̱̣̥̩̙̘̦̰͈͈͎̤̳̀̅͐̓͒͒̊͗͒̈͆̒̾̓̈́̓̂̒ͅe̶̛̱͚̟̗̝͎̮̳̮̿̉͂͐͌̂̂̊͌͛͌̓̿̏̐͊̈̐͑̍̔̇̍̑́͛͒̍̃̓͋̈̆̅͒̑̎̅͘͘͜͜͝͝͝͝h̴̛̻̭͔̤́̂̇͌͆̽͊̐́̑̔͊̓̈́̒̑̾̌̾́̓̈́̐̆̽̓̒̈́͐̇͋̅́̕̚͝͠͝͠͝͝Ė̷̢̡͕̳͓̜͇͙̺̰̫̖̩͕̘̌͐̂̒̔̋̌̊̑̎̓h̴̢̡̙͉͓̺̝͍̦͍̤̥͙́̋̋͗̈́͋̚e̷̡̧͚͔̻̼̙͙̠̤͙̦̱̲̩͕̹̫͇͎͛̆̈̾̅͌̓̂̈́͒̑̃̓͐̿̉̾͋̍̊̈̾̈́̔̐͛̔̃̑͆͊͘͜͠͝Ê̴̞̭̝̹̮̤̹̊͋̐̌̐̔͐̈́̊͆̑̇̓̑̂̓͗̂̍̈́̕͘͝͝ͅḩ̷̨̡̠̟̒̏̆͛̏͂̎̓̈́̓̒̈̏̅͘̕͘̚͝͝͝͝Ę̴̢̨̩̯̰̘͔̭͕̙̬͚̩͖̲̰͍̦̩̫̘̯̤͚͉̪̥̯͈͙̳̥̝̳̖̦̝͙͎̰͍̝̞̖́͜H̴̨̨̛̲͇͍̮͔͇̪͇͈̼͙̣̥̟̭͇̪̭̼͍̭̞̺͇͉̠̱͙̲̝̗̟̙̋̇̆̉̃͗̓̎͛̋͛̀̐̿̂̓̃̋̾͑̌́̍͑͘͠͝Ȩ̶̢̢͎͓̖͙̻̲̦͖̞̙̹̜͕̦̥̞͉̜̻̦̞̫̤̳͎̳̩̭̉̽̈̾̎͌̐̔̒̈̊̀̋̅̓͌͜͝ͅͅH̷̨̡̡̨̢̢̧̹̳̙͍̦̻͎̦̪̳̳͚̳̱͇̰͕̟̻͉͙̠͔̟̰̮̬̘̼̰̦͔̬̭̰͙͓̉͂̆̅̃̄̽̎͋̓͂͂͗̀̏͆̈́̅̊͐͌̆̆̓̐̎̅͑̐̿͒̊̀̚̕̚̕̚͜͝͝͠Ȩ̷̛̳̺̲͈͍̼̯̺͔̳̪̖̮̝̝̠̹̺̭͌͐̄̑̃̈̆͐̄̊͑̆̈́̆̾̆̉͊͒͋̈́̈́͂̓͆̒̌̍́̈́̾͂̏̎̚̕͜H̴̨͇̩̝̬̺͉̊̂͊̾̅͊̋̀͊͊͂͆̌̇̈́̉͒́̑̈́̅͋̽̓̚̚͘͝E̸̡̧̢̡̲̣̪̫̳̪͎̮̻͕̰̪̲̥̠͇̳͙̮̘̙̠͖̤̘̜̫̝̭̬̤̰͍͖̗͎͚̻͈͚̗̱͑̏̂͛̾̓̅͌̔̇̈̕̚͘͠ͅͅẼ̴̢̨̧̨̧͎̳̯͈̻͕͚͇͕̞̯̖̯̤̜͓͚̥̰̜̼̼̹͓̰̦̫̱̹̙̺̥̙͙̣̟̖͚͔͚̰̖̹̅̽Ḩ̵̛̛͖͈̤̖͚͈̬̹̥͇͇̠̝̤̦͇͔̼̺̙̆̈́͗̓̓͂͋̏̆̉͐̍̂̀̌̎͆̍̋͜Ḩ̸̟͎̞̖̹͎̲͖̲̱̠̞̫̤̫̮̝̼̹̙͍͖̬̋̏́̀̽̉̍͒̽̾̀̈͑̈́̒̿̍̕͜ͅȨ̴̧̺̯͔̟̹͓̠̩̬͙̪̫̝̜̠̜̦̫͈͈̲͈̞̘̮̬͌̄̅͊̾̇̆̓̓̆̈́̽̌̉̌̈͑̾̔͊͒̎̕͝͝"
3:45 Woody's laugh is killing me. 😂😂
1:16 "I hate to break up the staff meeting but EE E E EEE"
"Try to keep a small profile."
Elijah Avila THE PIGGY DOES POWER RANGERS!
Tuckcedo h that’s what my brother says
1:18
"To Bed Bath and BEYOND!"
Buzz: *crashes and breaks apart*
Woody: Can’t, can’t CAAAAAAN’T!
I like that one ,too.And your image is funny
James dP no wonder Buzz Lightyear is “Not a Flying toy”
@@KMoonster: His name is Bud Lightbeer...
That inspired me to write a joke based on that. “What did Buzz Lightyear say when he needed new, fresh towels?”
1:19 this part lives rent free in my head
“No one is taking my snack away from me” that sounds like a sentence that somebody will actually say.
Still the best, least crude YTP on TH-cam right now.
#BudLightBeer
???
Thomas Kim I'm bud lightbeer
Oh I'm Glad!
theepicvideosrcomin
pls no bodlitbeard
Thomas Kim Yush, POOT BODLITBEARD HERE!
2:54 "to bed bath and BEYOND!!!!!!!"
Buzz falls and gets broken
😂
Can’t! CAN’T! CAaAn’t!
Lmfao
2:57
2:40 made me spit my coffee 🤣
2:29 killed me- I was not expecting that
He’s not space ranGGGGGEEERRRRTR!!!!!👹👹👹
He's not a space rang- *destroys the sound barrier*
I was looking for clean TH-cam Poops and this is by far the best.
ashleighBeeBee123 Jimmy Davis has a lot of great ones too.
But he said gay at the beginning!
"You saved the day again, Woody!"
"Oh, shut up."
I'm dead XD
0:26 1:11 1:17 2:29 2:35 3:11 3:46 4:55 5:24 5:43 6:17 7:00 7:14 7:25 the best parts
SON_LOKU “Call on me” by Eric Prydz
Buzz: "Do you people still use fossil fuels or have you discovered fossil fusion?"
Woody: "We got AIDs."
Buzz: *gasps*
Should have called this "Michael Bay's Toy Story"! XD
I guess he's the father of explosives.
Hoffy and Michael bay aren't much different when it comes to explosions
There could be a lot more!
Michael Bay, take notes.
+Jack in the Box WTF is wrong with your face?!
+Andy Lavandero WTF is wrong with your eye?!
It's a Sharingan.
You people have no imagination!
m.facebook.com/Unofficial-Sasuke-Uchiha-1648730418740380/?ref=bookmarks
I am
"YOU SAVED THE DAY AGAIN WOODY!!!"
"OH SHUT UP!!!"
7:59 - 8:12:
This entire segment is just Gold. Sid was never found again.
Listen, Lightbeer. You stay away, from Lightsnack. Cus' no one, is taking my snack, away from me.
What?
Do the Harlem Shake!
Nathan Benson
And another thing, stop with this shake thing!
It's getting on my nerves!
Nathan Benson Oh ho, ho ho ho, ok. Ooooh oooh you want to do it the hard way huh?
"He doesn't fight flys or shoot flys or fly"
*bud burps* excuse me. *he presses button that punches Woody into a wall*
@@chrissywarnerda Mr. Lightbeer, prove it!
"[...] annihilate an entire PLANT!!!"
Laughed my ass off.
Can't believe this is 10 years old now. Still funny after all this time
True
6:59,
*I believe I can.. DIE..!*
after all these years its still my favorite part.
Poochy Emmy lol
Poochy Emmy BOOM
I believe I can DIE.
I believe I can KISS THE SKY GOODBYE.
I think about it every night and day.
I HIT THE GROUND and PASS AWAY.
Never in my life have I laughed this hard because of footsteps 7:06
lol I know right
I know! I was dying 😂
S T E P P ! ！
I remember the year this video came out. Still one of the best ytps that didn’t over-edit
True
My best friends and I showed this to our entire Spanish 1 class in high school. NO ONE LAUGHED. I still think back on it as one of the cringiest moments of high school...
That's their loss.
I’ve only been watching this for 3 and half minutes and Ive already laughed like 16 times
I hate how my school blocks TH-cam when I was there, not worried now I graduated
same here
Same
Fuck school it's all ogre now 😏
+Dave Breslin same
Then how are you commenting this?
7:00
"I believe I could DIE"
Falls
*Explosion*
lol i nearly died at that part !!! "I BELIEVE I CAN .............DIE!"
I laughed too😂😂😂😂
And that’s a gospel song
*_MY NAME IS BUZZ AND I CANNOT FLY_*
I belive i can die
This is still hilarious after a decade.
Yep
1:18 We need a 10 hour version of this
'Strange Things Are Happening' - A TH-cam Poop directed by Michael Bay
Written by Hoffy1138
With the toys
Doopliss junior &Knuckles
A German Shepherd
TO INFINITY!
No.
+VincentWeir
to bed bath and beyond!
*bud break his leg*
Coolartist1110 AAAAAAAH! (Short Jumpscare)
*Juan Jose* Velázquez Lucero Listen, Lightbeer. You stay away from Lightsnack, and no one is taking my snack away from me
陳秋玉 I was surprised to see that part my first time watching this, as "To Bed, Bath and Beyond" was a reoccuring joke of mine in the late 90s.
And another thing, stop with this “shake” thing it’s getting on my nerves
I laughed so hard 😆😆 2:29
0:26 music woody dance
How much I love this ytp. The IRL footage and the UFO animation was bloody perfect.
Listen light beer you stay away from light snacks cause no one is taking my snack away from me. Freakin died
Sam Foster *record scratch* And another thing, stop with this shake thing! It’s getting on my nerves!
@@yukiizumiya7240 Buzz: Are you-
Woody: Ohh hohoHO! *Picture of santa appears*
There's a snake in my mum LOL de only sex joke here. good job keeping it pg hoffy xD
+Gabe 2 die 4 ... Whoops...
Lol
It's still good either way. My whole family got a laugh from this. So...great!
+Gtime AwesomeNess actually theres 2
Dead 205 is there?
2:24 Buzz burps 🤣🤣🤣
6:29 Yo listen up
Here's the story
About little toy who lives in a blue world
0:32 Mr. Potato Head: "Hey Hamm, look! I'm sos!"
Hamm: "I don't get it."
He predicted the future
@@TheDudeyBassist How exactly that you even mean by that?
@@emmanuelharris6445 SooS (Then) Sus (Now)
You may not get it now, but your children will love it.
a m o g u s
No one is taking my snack away from me.
Whhaaat?
Awesome93 *DO THE HARLEM SHAKE*
And another thing, stop with this "shake" thing.
Henrystrikesback don’t even think about it
Henrystrikesback (blows up)
Back when the word “sus” wasn’t milked to death by among us Redditors
Good times
Amogus
6:08 This made me laugh more than i should
You mean two, somewhat?
***** For me it was 6:37 its weird how fastforwarding something can make me laugh twice as hard than a comedian doing standup
i ie
2:08 - 2:10 I laughed my ass off
+Fernando Rodriguez 6:17
I almost blew up for some reason.
The Eggman part tho..
XD
What?!
he's sonic from eggman
W A T
fun fact the delvery service is relay called eggman delverys
A decade later, it’s still funny!!!!! XD
True
Happy Birthday, Hoffy1138.
woody: hey who moved my doo doo pad way over here.
Rex:RAWWWRRRR
bud light beer?
XD
Bud Light Beer is best toy
thats what wordy called him "Alright then mr light beer proof it"
Zizie Hakimi Abdullah I'm glad
yeah thats funny
6:23 I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe
Remembered this while talking to a friend about YTPs, had no idea it was this famous!! It deserves it! Very surprised I'm still subscribed to the channel too!
I remember watching this hundreds of times, I had it downloaded onto my PSP. It's a truly well done YTP, a little box of treasures and memes from back then. 💛
😂 I'm dying on this part at 5:22
can I help plug the gas
sure I'll even let you drive
yeah?
yeah!
*crash*
That was about the best part.
1:16-1:20 is my favorite part
After all these years, I finally realized Woody called him buddy at the gas station because he thought his name was Bud Lightbeer.
3:02- "Listen, Light Beer, you stay away from light snacks. *No one* is taking my snack away from me."
Wuuutt??
To infinity, no
To Bed,Bath and beyond!
I once thought it was just Hoffy's own joke, until the thing was mentioned in "The Neighbors"
MrPhantaze I was saying it back in the late 90s. I have no idea what The Neighbors is, but I can tell you "To Bed, Bath and Beyond" predates it by years.
1:17 why did I laugh so hard at this? i'm literally in tears right now
What was he even singing anyway.
5:22 Buzz doing the Batman on Drugs and Woody telling him to shut up gets me so good every time.
5:10 aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhh!!!
5:15 AAAAA
8:04 Slender Woody
*R U N*
3:18 "Stop with this shake thing" now that was clever!
3:16
8:21 fantastic Two Steps from Hell song. Couldn't be put in a better place too. 😂
Song Name = United We Stand, Divided We Fall
8:20 Rockets explode
0:57
BO PEEP: What do you say i get someone else to watch the sheep tonight
WOODY: (gets TRIGGERED) STRAAAAAAANGE THING ARE HAPPENING TO ME
4:06 had tears in my eyes, I have never laughed that hard.
4:09
Halo announcer: BETRAYAL
First Ytp I watched
This man is a legend
“No one is taking my snack away from me.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:08 AND SID'S WHOLE FAMILY DIED! TEH END (I DIED OF LAUGHTER!)
Slenderwoody
Five nights at Rex
Crash bandicoot
Funnily enough, the source scene was actually probably my favorite scene in the movie as a kid.
At the moment on 7:35 would be nice to put in a joke about "PINGAS"
7:36
7:37
It's amazing how well this aged.
Best part because woody is just that op. 8:00.
Hoffy predicted Woody being a boss in Slender Fortress
at 7:30 I totally lost it. Peed myself laughing so hard.
1:58 "Local LAWL enforcement"
I'm not sure why, but that had me laughing harder than it should have. Great YTP overall.
3:03 whenever I tell my sister to stay away from what's mine.
0:47 that neck grab never fails to make me laugh
The alien part. The music killed me XD
Same here!
BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!!
(Alien ship crashes with X-Files theme)
HAHAHA!
santiags101 uhh, it's Bud. Bud Light Beer.
I used to watch the X-Files growing up in the 1990s, so it made me laugh extra hard. Gotta be one of my favorite parts of this YTP.