Cursed Blender Moments
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Music Used:
• Didn’t I do it for you
• Sonic CD Boss!! JP/EU HD
• Paris Rooftops - Sly 2...
• Fire Canyon - Jak and ...
• Animal Crossing - Town...
• Metal Madness - Sonic ...
• Rayman 2 Soundtrack - ...
• Brains Over Brawn - Sl...
And the last one is just the Wii Shop music ( • Wii Shop Channel Main ... ) with vocals of @Kizakoto from the Dead Orchids band overlayed on top: • MISS ME [ DEAD ORCHIDS...
There are also a couple unreleased tracks of mine hidden in there. They are also heavily edited XD
Created by @TechnoCinemaMusic
Animated with Blender 3.0
You know, I was more expecting Smii7y messing around with his blender in Teardown... Not this cursed goldmine
Same
Bro this should be renamed to “Smii7y Meme Material”
I love the moment when Smii7y becomes the powerhouse of the cell
The "Neo Metal Smii7y"?
the fact that I can tell exactly which one that is blows my mind lmao
The Smii7ochondria?
The nucleotide?
smiotide?@@apolloisnotashirt
Piss puffer doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
Piss Puffer: 1:09
I didn’t see it so I was like “piss puffer, heck is that” then I clicked the hyper link and lost my mind
@@razorwolf2758 I'm sorry I had to bleach your eyes so soon
Thats not piss puffer thats crooked eye smii7y
1:10
You mean 1:17? @@karolen_.0974
0:40 the new Winnie the Pooh movie looks great
0:55 when Smitty fuses with Chaos from Sonic Adventure
1:10 Shiny Puffer
1:12 Regional Varient Puffer
1:25 Puffer in ScarletViolet
NAHHHHH THAT SCARLET VIOLENT BURN
0:37 "I just downed 3 edibles."
Next frame:
"They're kicking in"
"These edibles ain't sh-"
0:28 that's why we call him Elastic Droid
1:26 Puffer drank the forbidden McDonald’s Sprite
1:32 puffer when he's not verified
1:21 Any cat made by GrayStillPlays
its spleens the cat from sims
In a weird way, this blesses my eyes and kills me with laughter, I love it.
1:12 "pisser isn't real, he cant hurt you"
Pisser:
You somehow picked the right music for these. Nicely done.
Lmao true XD
Yup don't be sorry, some of these are super memeworthy! I put this into the BLURSED category, I for one am fond of 0:15 the Smii7y Slug. This won't be the last Cursed Blender Moments that is for sure :D Have a great day Mattercell!
"The Smii7y Slug" is a perfect description for it 😂
That is literally just smii7y in rain world
@@acountfree5394h m m m
0:20 PUFFER GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF
Like how each image is just Smii7Y and his friends slowly becoming liquid or gas or some random elastic being 😭-
Thank you for posting these, couldn’t stop laughing at this.
0:00 - Puppy-eyed Smii7y🥺
0:08 - Squished-up Smii7y
0:14 - Cute slime Smii7y💖
0:21 - Analog Horror Puffer😱
0:28 - Long Droid
0:34 - Four-armed Droid
0:37 - Tiny-eyed Black-eyed Derp Grizzy
0:42 - "Oh f*ck" Grizzy
0:48 - Squashed-up Minecraft Creeper
0:54 - Long-armed Blue demon Smii7y
1:02 - Derp Smii7y
1:05 - Derp Smii7y 2
1:09 - Yellow Puffer
1:12 - Liquid Puffer/Piss Puffer💀
1:17 - Surprised Derp Smii7y
1:21 - Derp Smii7y 3
1:25 - "I don't feel so good" Puffer
1:32 - Goofy Ah Puffer
That "oh fck" Grizzy is relatable
That “Goofy Ah Puffer” is me when somebody is lying to me and I can tell they are
@@bravoprozac7620when streamers accidentaly turn on cheats 0:42
the third one looks like a cute lil' slime pet
Also the face at 0:43 conveys an emotion that I just cannot pin down
🤣
it’s how you feel when you do something stupid and then realise when it’s loo late
The feeling of the toilet water rising too high after you flush it
Its a combo of fear, rage, shock and whatever emotion comes from running on 1 hour of sleep for a week
When you leave the microwave cooking for too long and it starts beeping
Every single response I have gotten to this is different and I LOVE that so much
You should try making a horror game. I think you would be very good at it. Especially with those puffer images.
LMAO YEAH XD
A bowl of piss with a face chasing after you
0:50 hello yes it is i the crapper
0:43 Grizzy saw something he shouldn't have
Smii7y went full boss fight at 0:55 👀
Hornet be like
1:38 no way you are 😭 this was absolutely beautifully cursed
0:01 “No Milk?”
0:13 So you're just gonna sneak in Paris Rooftops, the Ep 1 Overworld OST of my favourite game ever made, Sly 2: Band of Thieves, and act like nothing happened?
I have never heard that outside of playthroughs and my own playlists, that caught me so off guard. You have earned even more respect from me, Mr. Mattercell
Edit: 1:09 Also, Jean Bison's Boss theme, excuse me!?
I've been looking for a comment about this
I grew up on Sly
Thank you for pointing that out. Glad I'm not the only one who recognized the soundtracks from the game.
1. Texture swap
2. Converted the SMii7Y rig into a static mesh and sculpted
3. Stretched the rig to that form and scaled the eye texture to wumbo
4. Probably a normal render, but the rendering just started and its currently between 1-5 samples hence the huge amount of noise.
5. Stretched rig
6. Nothing wrong
7. Smol eyes and exaggerated eyebrows
8. Same thing but even more microscopic
9. Creeper stretched, could be for a squash frame
10. Stretched SMii7Y rig of his appendages
11. Goofy ahh eyes textures
12. Same thing, could also be a thing where its a different eye texture for each and one with looking up paired incorrectly with one looking down
13. Changed base color to piss
14. Changed IOR of glass material to wumbo so it looks magnefied
15. Goofy frame
16. Could be same as #12
17. Just duplicated Puffer mesh, and its not moved so its intersecting/clipping
18. Scaled and exaggerated facial expressions
When I drop down and accidentally land on that creeper but the creeper didn't know I have weight.
0:47
This is normal canadian milk bag behavior, normal bipedal bear behavior, normal fish in a bowl behavior, normal android behavior, and all of the above, no anomolies here
Epic cursed smii7y moments I’ve never seen anything this cursed since 2017 but grizzy’s looked like he been through a lot of stuff like Vietnam or just in general
Does anyone else imagine Grizzy’s model dancing to the cursed render with the song at 0:42 ?
*slams table* -you know what? I need more Blender bloopers like this, because this is amazingly hilarious
1:00 HOLY SHT I WANTED TO LAUGH OUT LOUD SO BADLY BUT THE WHOLE HOUSE IS ASLEEP XD🤣
Small eyed glizzy got me 😂😂😂😂
God I love these smear frames 😂
I feel like all these curse images are an exact definition of SMII7Y moments.
0:08
chad milk 🗿
Matter when he's bored, but still wants to animate = Matter messing with Blender, thinking 'How goofy af can I make this?"
0:38 Use this face when grizzy is a millimeter away from exploding in rage
Blender is never easy.
Grizzy had been seeing some crazy ass shit 😂😂😂
0:25 Puffer figured out how to out pizza the hut
0:30: Droid becomes a portal gun
0:35: Droid gains 2 arms, leaves and refuses to elaborate further
0:45 Grizzy practicing his 200 mile Vietnam stare
1:10 Puffer's power is over 9000
1:30: Puffer after coming out of retirement in Mario Kart
crazy... crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats they make me crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once, They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
please make this a series 😭
this is gold
SO much respect for the Sly Cooper music. Always love to see other people that played and loved the series.
Grizzy's character just always looking like he just heard the most disgusting racial slur
New creepypasta unlocked! Piss Puffer
This is just like those science diagrams with no context set to wii music videos and I am in tears
@0:16 He looks like a little slime, kinda adorable.
I love Liquid Puffer, the arch nemesis of Solid Puffer.
The captions just make everything even better.
1:15 ah yes, my favorite TH-camr, BigPISSer
There's always gonna be flubs, but I've USED Blender, trust me when I say that's not your fault. And it's not like it's ever stopped you. Besides, videos like this can be a funny bonus. :>
Grizzy needs to make the two models of him as either profile pictures or twitch emotes
I wish to see an animation with these cursed figures now
That first Puffer pic is some early-youtube creepypasta bait, on god XD
Is it me, or is Grizzy's default expression "head empty no thought" ? Lmao
Grizzy looks like an animal crossing character who just realized they left the stove on
Was pleasantly surprised when the Sly 2 Paris theme kicked in.
Massively appreciate the sly cooper soundtrack during slug moment 👌👌👌
Some of these song just made me feel old...mostly the video game song of Jak 3 and Sly cooper
“Liquid Puffer isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”
Liquid Puffer: 1:12
God, the Fire Canyon theme hit me with a wave of nostalgia!
I'm so excited for the crew to react to this.
I wonder if Smii7y or his friends would ever use any of these still images as an icon ^^
So many of these can easly become a meme and/or a Livestream Emote
0:37 Grizzy when the parachute doesnt deploy for the 35427th time in warzone
aw hell nah smii7y took 40 benadryls 😭😭😭
1:21 the smiity and then puffer one right after here are just good bong rips for sure 😂
0:37 Grizzy looked sleep-deprived, confused, and shocked at the same time
0:58 nah that's some boss fight shit right there
You should definitely use those Grizzy expressions in something
Those are absolutely hilarious
Beautiful it can make a grown man cry
0:14 oh yes. Not only do i get cute milkbag child. But also you have put sly cooper music (one of the best type of music) into it. Wonderful taste
Dont think i didnt recognize Sly Cooper!
0:54-1:02
This isn't even Smii7y's final form.
0:22 Eldritch milk bag is one of the things I did not expect to see
I think that's Puffer's model but I agree its nightmare fuel.
@@marcussantos8879 yeah I noticed it way too late
blender is definitely the program of all time
Ok but the 3rd one is so cute for a cursed moment 😭
some of these are cute, but the rest are outright terrifying, with some music to go with the images.
The best part is knowing what video some of these are from lol
The Grizzly ones looked like he was stoned out of his mind
Liquid puffer is piss puffer
slug moment is so cute omg
0:16 "that is smii7y"
Me: nope, that is scp-999
1:15, Puffer is made out of Piss.💀
Puffer looking like he gonna kill me
0:01 Yippie smii7y
0:08 t-series smii7y
0:14 slug smii7y
0:22 eldritch horror puffer
0:28 squished droid
0:36 bug droid
0:39 grizzy
0:45 oh shit he scary grizzy
0:48 squished creeper
0:55 mega brain smii7y
1:02 head empty no thoughts smii7y
1:06 derp smii7y
1:11 piss puffer
1:12 oh shit nvm liquid puffer
1:17 heart attack smii7y
1:21 oh nvm he kind of alright smii7y
1:26 blurry puffer
1:33 thinking puffer
That moment when you realize that smii7y as a bag of milk would have jiggle physics
okay wait the closed captions make this so much better
dude the third one is really cute, if you get the eyes to pop out a little more to hide the sockets, you can actually make a 'Smithy milk slime' I want one now...
0:42 when you flush the toilet and it comes back up
don't be sorry, i needed this in my life
SMALL EYED GRIZZY SMALL EYED GRIZZY
This is truly the moment of a lifetime
From one blender user to another: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO FACES EFFICIENTLY?!?!?
0:13 New character unlocked: Slime Smii7y
0:44 quit staring at me with them big ol’ eyes
grizzy is now a reaction image
Droid looking like a portal gun in the first one he's on
0:43 GRIZZY HAS SEEN SOME SHIT
Please for the love of GOD, everyone who watches ANY of mattercell's videos, TURN ON SUBTITES THEYRE SO FUCKING FUNNY