*looks down at self* who you calling not nutritious pffft 😒😆 on a serious note I'm gonna have to sit on my window sill again just to dramatically fall off in awe. Delivery was on point 👌
Well, I imagine you'd also be quite paranoid and insecure if every week, a new group of plucky adventurers try to kill you and take your stuff. How dare they try to steal what Mr. Dragon has already rightfully stolen!
Him:"And all you'll have to do is stay here and look pretty~" Me:"well that's gonna be a problem.. because no amount of beauty in this world could compete with your eyes sir😊✨"
You aren't worthless. I know it is easy for me to say that when I don't even know you or the source of your distress, but I believe that there is value in everyone. That includes you too. Self improvement is a long journey, but it is one that is worth it. I hope that this message at least brings you some positivity. Have a nice day/night.
"you're the fifth living child of your parents aren't u? surely you've seen all the attention given to your older siblings" AYO CUT THE CAMERAS- HOW DO U KNOW ALL THOSE THINGS ABOUT ME SIR-
Him: "Capture you" Me: "Come again🙃" Me: *Closes eyes and listens to audio Him: "Dosen of brides and groo-" Me: *Eye wide open, slams hand on the bed* WHAT!
“You humans seriously overestimate your nutritional value” *squints bc I can’t believe my life has come to being lectured by a dragon about his species’ food pyramid*
I mean if the dragon is going to take care of us, why are we scared that's better than sitting in my room all day doing nothing right? 🌚 Mister dragon I hope you can order me some pizza cuz I'm broke, thank you ~✨
@@bby_bunnykoo call 911 and report for child abuse if your a minor if you 18 or older report her for assault if anything use a landline to make the calls
Haven’t listened to this kinda asmr in a while but darn this one was enjoyable! Lots of fun mentally roleplaying my part. Absolutely crushed spirits lmao, very cool
Left it on autoplay and was made property HDKSBXBKDDJK Sir don't out me out like this, I crave compliments 😭 I-, of all the things I jumped at, it was the wing flap HDJSNBXJDJ
I wish I was very valuable to a dragon in real life. More than just being treasure, more than a pet, maid, servent, more than that. Even more than royalty. Like this dragon for example. I think he is more than he is, ya know?
I actually am the 5th living kid in my family, but I can't relate to bring ignored because of that position. As the "baby" of the family, I got away with murder which infuriated my brothers 😇
damn, i literally cant imagine getting terrified tbh in the face of a sentient creature, id just be like "welp, guess this my new life now lol" he'd get bored af
Okay, but how big is the dragon? Is he the size of a horse? A car? a house? Would the mc fit in completely inside one hand, or would they be too big to fit on his stomach?
'You're special' How am I special like, before this dragon came and kidnapped me I bet all my money (3 bucks) I was laying in my bed in worn out sweats eating cheap chips
Is it bad that I feel better hearing this? I mean, I’m in a bad mental state. I enjoy stuff that has appreciation in it. But, I mean I know it says kidnapping in the title, I’d like to call it surprise adoption. Being taken away from the painful parent I call my mother is nice. To escape the mental abuser I live with. Sadly it’s not reality. Sorry for just spilling this into a comment. You’re a complete stranger, I just came across your channel in my TH-cam feed. But this video was good overall! Keep it up.
Boy I have a few things I need to say....here we go if you are going to try and keep me here's what you need a lot of blankets and pillows, lots of junk food, anime, crafting stuff (painting, yarn) and more.😊
@@mercedesjansen1754 Don't say that to the dragon. I imagine his response would go something like this: "Are you trying to convince me to let you go, treasure? Because I know you're lying. I can *smell* how important and valuable you. I'm never letting you go. You're *mine* , *mine!* "
Regarding the art - I know it. It is a concept art from a mobile game called "War Dragons". There is no available information about the artist. The dragon in the picture is called "Faf’nyr". Video on TH-cam: watch?v=ZGapFcGxN7I
Him thinking he's scaring me
Me wanting to hug him and pat his head
And thank him for the save
I mean, it's effectively being saved from an arranged marriage and put into a different, more exotic arranged marriage. That's a W, tbh
so true
im so touch starved that if someone literally kidnapped me to hug or cuddle me i’d just hug or cuddle them back
🤗
same-
Fr bro-💀
You just like me fr- 💀✋
"you're the fifth living child of your parents"
me: oh my god-
i actually am the fifth kid my parents had wtf
It's the same with me-
What’s it like haveing more then 2 siblings?
@Samantha Kawelmacher room sharing?
CUT THE CAMERAS
i have 5 older siblings and it sucks so much
...well shoot, sounds like Listener's family doesn't really appreciate them at all soooo...surprise adoption?
I mean, the dragon is also hardly a reliable narrator. His idea of proper "attention" is being shown off and practically worshipped for your value.
*looks down at self* who you calling not nutritious pffft 😒😆 on a serious note I'm gonna have to sit on my window sill again just to dramatically fall off in awe. Delivery was on point 👌
Vampires, wolves, catboys, tentacle monster, dragon, incubus... Are we all ok?
GOD NO BUT WHO CARES
Probably not, but like they said, who tf cares!
that is a fucking loaded question
I’m listening this at the therapist soooooooo I’d rather not sayyyyy……
definately not
“Your not escaping from my embrace.”
Me: *stares at ceiling* I want cuddles why would I wanna leave sir?! I’m sore from my work today stoopid.
I feel this on a spiritual level
him: theyre mine. Mine. MINE.
me: dang bro chill- yes, they're yours, aint like imma try runnin away anyway so like 🧍♂️ No need to go yandere on me😃👍
Well, I imagine you'd also be quite paranoid and insecure if every week, a new group of plucky adventurers try to kill you and take your stuff.
How dare they try to steal what Mr. Dragon has already rightfully stolen!
Imagine being a knight, intending to marry and rescue a royal from a dragon, and just seeing this
Him:"And all you'll have to do is stay here and look pretty~"
Me:"well that's gonna be a problem.. because no amount of beauty in this world could compete with your eyes sir😊✨"
*finger points*
Flirting 🙃🍷
Hun I think you're talking about yourself.
is this rizz 🤨
Not the dragon falling in love with us😭✋🏻
FRRRR LIKE YOU ARE AN ANIMAL. I AM A HUMAN 🤨🤨
I'm cyber-gmo
HIm: I know, I'm a big scary dragon
Me: *still giggling over the words Cuddle Cocoon* Yes...*snigger* I'm trembling
take away the s from snigger 😈
@@blackstar2356no
Mmmmm yes cuddle cocoon
@@blackstar2356 boi-
@@blackstar2356ay u sussy baka
The meme I last saved: Kidnap? I prefer to call it “Surprise adoption!”
The video literally spelling kidnap: 👌
It's really funny when you imagine him as a super small dragon
It feels good being called a priceless gem by this dragon when you feel worthless and equivalent to crap irl
You aren't worthless. I know it is easy for me to say that when I don't even know you or the source of your distress, but I believe that there is value in everyone. That includes you too. Self improvement is a long journey, but it is one that is worth it. I hope that this message at least brings you some positivity. Have a nice day/night.
Same
Mhm
True, i just realized this dragon loves me more than any real person :')
Stop calling me out!
"you're the fifth living child of your parents aren't u? surely you've seen all the attention given to your older siblings"
AYO CUT THE CAMERAS- HOW DO U KNOW ALL THOSE THINGS ABOUT ME SIR-
Welll same here ngl….
The dragon thumbnail is talking to me he says......
*"Paint me like one of your french Dragons."*
sorry....
XD
Quell les réel Zut..?
Hahha
So what you’re telling me….. I’m a trophy boyfriend? Finally!
I can already imagine them being like "mine... mine... mine..." instead of snoring xD
Reminds me of those seagulls from Finding Nemo Lmaaaooo
i listed to this for the first time, and i basically was hearing the "mine" phase a child would growing up lmao
**audio casually begins with "your mine"**
Me: oh this is gonna be good!
Right there sis 😫✋🏻
Lemme get my tea cup ready!
@@cc0711 Yes just YES
@@gacha_qki1235 count me in there, to! (Wait, that came out wrong-)
it's not a masek it a mastrpes
Jupiter: “My precious Treasure~”
Me: 🎶Treasure, that is what you are!
Honey, you're my golden star🎶
✨You make my wish come true✨ If you let me treasure you✨
You humans vastly overestimate your nutritional value
...
So, we're like Skittles to dragons?
I love Dragon asmrs I find them relaxing and comforting yandere or not -3-
Him: "Capture you"
Me: "Come again🙃"
Me: *Closes eyes and listens to audio
Him: "Dosen of brides and groo-"
Me: *Eye wide open, slams hand on the bed* WHAT!
Are you ok
6:24 " *MINEEEE* 👹👺👹👺👹"
You done 😨🤪
"It's okay dont cry"
"B- what? 🤠
“You humans seriously overestimate your nutritional value”
*squints bc I can’t believe my life has come to being lectured by a dragon about his species’ food pyramid*
If a great dragon sounds like him, man, I'll completely fall in love😩❤
Him: I know I'm a big scary dragon
Me: secretly wanting him to pat my head and let me cuddle with him, but I still act scared
I mean if the dragon is going to take care of us, why are we scared that's better than sitting in my room all day doing nothing right? 🌚
Mister dragon I hope you can order me some pizza cuz I'm broke, thank you ~✨
i mean, as long as the dragon lets me watch anime and draw i don't care that he stole me
LMAO YES
@@creative_chaos YES
@@creative_chaos y’know he dresses us then right? 👁👄👁
@@xxcringeycookiezxx3441 nice to see you again :)
Ah mate... I’m not scared, I’m in heaven
i love dragon audios but this one is really good its scary but really cute Jupiter
I mean having a dragon protect me is better than me hiding from my aunt so she won’t slap me again😔😩
So I don't know if this comment is a joke, but on the chance that it isn't, please try to get some help from an authority figure that you can trust.
@@JupiterVA I tried never worked so I just gave up🥲😞
i don't know what to say but i don't know what to ever say but try on getting help but idk
@@bby_bunnykoo call 911 and report for child abuse if your a minor if you 18 or older report her for assault if anything use a landline to make the calls
Ummmmmm you Good bro?
Haven’t listened to this kinda asmr in a while but darn this one was enjoyable! Lots of fun mentally roleplaying my part. Absolutely crushed spirits lmao, very cool
Left it on autoplay and was made property HDKSBXBKDDJK
Sir don't out me out like this, I crave compliments 😭
I-, of all the things I jumped at, it was the wing flap HDJSNBXJDJ
Goddamn smaug chill
I wish I was very valuable to a dragon in real life. More than just being treasure, more than a pet, maid, servent, more than that. Even more than royalty. Like this dragon for example. I think he is more than he is, ya know?
*Relentless short screams of confused panic every passing second*
At least the dragon wants me lmao
10/10 I love it, great job Jupiter hope you have a wonderful day/night
Pancakes 🥞
I love dragon so I would probably stay with him and treats him 😃
This is perfection!!! I’m just… in love. I could listen to it everyday and never feel tired👌🏻😍
I mean I arlready love dragons so all I would do is sit around petting them
I don't think the dragon's the one that's gonna be petted.
@@SterlingCat03 then who?
@@sleepy_mushroom5627 You don't pet the dragon, the dragon pets YOU
@@SterlingCat03 or or we give each other pets
I agree with both of you..
Mister dragon sir, you're amazing 😩✨~
Indeed
Definitely
YASSSSSS
Yes
@@izukumidoriya1594izuku what are you doing here
I can’t wait to see the next video of this dragon
It's nice that a winged lizard wants me :' )
Ooow wish this be a serie uwu
Him: You’re the 5th living child of your parents, aren’t you?
Me: … *the frick you stalker?!*
"A thing like u is less then an appetizer and more of a..."
Me: snack?
"Dessert..."
Oki doki
I hope I'm a cupcake 🧁
Why does this remind me of Izuku and his All Might figures every time he gets a new products All Might??? 😵💫
Same (starts to imagine Dekus voice and deku instead of the dragon) pffffttt
Him : your going to be my pet...
Me : aw man! Again! No!
*him giving me the "wtf look"*
I actually am the 5th living kid in my family, but I can't relate to bring ignored because of that position. As the "baby" of the family, I got away with murder which infuriated my brothers 😇
damn, i literally cant imagine getting terrified tbh in the face of a sentient creature, id just be like "welp, guess this my new life now lol" he'd get bored af
NOT ME ACTUALLY BEING THE 5TH BORN CHILD, SIR HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW!? 😃
Okay, but how big is the dragon? Is he the size of a horse? A car? a house? Would the mc fit in completely inside one hand, or would they be too big to fit on his stomach?
I picture the dragon in this script being quite large. I imagine that the listener is equivalent to the size of what a cat would be to a human.
According to the script, it's left ambiguous and for the performer to decide. So see the comment above
@@JupiterVA Damn this dragon big-
@@angeltheidiot6860 Ikr
@@JupiterVA big cat or little cat? There’s a big difference.
'You're special'
How am I special like, before this dragon came and kidnapped me I bet all my money (3 bucks) I was laying in my bed in worn out sweats eating cheap chips
Shhhh, just roll with it
I think I simp for a dragon now I simp for like 50 not real characters make it 51 now XD
Is it bad that I feel better hearing this? I mean, I’m in a bad mental state. I enjoy stuff that has appreciation in it. But, I mean I know it says kidnapping in the title, I’d like to call it surprise adoption. Being taken away from the painful parent I call my mother is nice. To escape the mental abuser I live with. Sadly it’s not reality. Sorry for just spilling this into a comment. You’re a complete stranger, I just came across your channel in my TH-cam feed. But this video was good overall! Keep it up.
I'm sorry that you have to go through that situation. I hope that it gets better for you. Please stay strong ❤
When he calls you treasure 😩💳💥💳💥💳💥
“You’re the fifth living child”
Me who has four siblings therefore makes me the fifth child: wtf- 👀
“You’re mine, mine, mine! Oh, no need to be afraid Little Treasure.”
Yeah those gasps were not of fear 😅😘
Damn, Daenerys let one of her dragons loose again smh
Him: don't try to escape~
me: who said I wanted to? 🤨
The second he called me a pet, I melted
Then you're probably gonna turn to vapor when you hear the sequel
@@SterlingCat03 Oh-Oh no
@@robogamer0502 th-cam.com/video/qsD_uKDFuB0/w-d-xo.html
CUDDLES ILL TAKE THEM ALLL, because I'm cold lol
I wish there could be a part 2- its amezing
why am i in love with a dragon now....?
I was trying to go buy chicken nuggies... took a wrong turn and now I'm a Trophy pet
Imagine a knight or prince/princess or someone trying to save us and us just being like no need we’re good
I ain’t afraid of anything especially hunky dragon bf
Dragon : you will become my pet.
Me : Oh hell no dragon boi, whut the dog doing ?
Hope there a part 2
Ayo no need for the threats. Just feed me and I'm yours 🙃🥴😫
I'm like two years late but who cares your voice is immaculate
Maybe a series 👀
Omgg!! That would be so awesome😍😍😄
Boy I have a few things I need to say....here we go if you are going to try and keep me here's what you need a lot of blankets and pillows, lots of junk food, anime, crafting stuff (painting, yarn) and more.😊
SiR dRaGoN
Do you have pain killers and pads, lady in need
He probably has some magic that can help. Maybe he could also kidnap some dwarves and make them install a chlorinated hot spring..
@@SterlingCat03 yes
sir dragon needs to
Oh im sorry not lady, treasure
"you can't get sick"
me who Probably have a cold "little to late for that innt?"
also, i Wouldn't say im a treasure
@@mercedesjansen1754 Don't say that to the dragon. I imagine his response would go something like this:
"Are you trying to convince me to let you go, treasure? Because I know you're lying. I can *smell* how important and valuable you. I'm never letting you go. You're *mine* , *mine!* "
"Trophy pet"
*Add to dictionary*
How else would you define a chihuahua? Or a pet tiger?
Yeeees call me Treasure I love this.
When he said enchanted items, I said enchanted golden apples out loud. -_-
Ngl that do be an odd lookin dragon tho
ok but this sounds like every monster fuckers dream i mean- i personally wouldnt complain lmao
As a monster fuckers I agree 200%
Uhh can he shrink to human size that's all I want (lovely audio that make simp for the big dragon💛💛)
Oh no, you've given me a very dangerous idea for the next scripts.
"it should be mine. Mine! MINE!"
Stingy from Lazytown, is that you? /lh
But seriously, this is an interesting concept.
God, this is really sparking a novel idea.
My Dm mind: You have become the very thing you swore to destroy-
Monsterf#
Mr. Dragon? What will we do if those 10,000 plus men armies come after us? 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Probably massacre the army and then proceed to aggressively cuddle with us ,trapping us into another culdde cocoon
him: shhh there is no need to cry you are fine
Me:NO NO I'M NOT BECAUSE YOU OR NOT REAL!
Boy me: I live with monsters and they are all yandere to me
Boy me: help ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Oh, I wanna wake up in the hands of a sexy dragon 😂😂
Plant has been summoned 🌱 make sure to go outside, drink and eat!
Idc if it's my first time finding this channel I'm subscribing 💛
I...
Did not know I could be attracted to a dragon wearing armor, but...
Here we are.
They say Helgen got hit by a dragon.Would you happen to know anything about that?
😭😭
Regarding the art - I know it. It is a concept art from a mobile game called "War Dragons". There is no available information about the artist. The dragon in the picture is called "Faf’nyr". Video on TH-cam: watch?v=ZGapFcGxN7I
Thank you for providing this information!
4:53 the way he said display is funny im sory😭
And I love him 😳🥰❤️ I Says love you he says you’re mine now I says ok snuggles against him ☺️🥰❤️
The funny thing is that if I get too upset irl it will trigger something in my brain and I will actually pass tf out
This is oddly comforting
Its a draggo 🥺💖
your pfp looks so disappointed
@@I-likethemoon1876 FatGum has his moments 😅 also I have it as my pfp cuz im tired of all the BS on the internet, its just a way to express myself
@@Chameleon_Artz tdh same