I'VE NEVER SCREWED UP THIS BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE | Farming Simulator 2019

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  • @buggyhuman
    @buggyhuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10307

    Watching Mark trying to thread the machine through the trees is the equivalent of watching a toddler trying to shove a triangle into the right hole, but sideways

    • @jacwilson752
      @jacwilson752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      its kind of depressing

    • @kaigamerwolf5850
      @kaigamerwolf5850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      false statement Kaity
      it's actually the equivalent of watching a toddler trying to put a circle into a triangle hole

    • @eview9154
      @eview9154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@kaigamerwolf5850 no because it would have fit he just had it at a wrong angle

    • @kaigamerwolf5850
      @kaigamerwolf5850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@eview9154 ah, never mind then

    • @YaboiWalrus1
      @YaboiWalrus1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg yes

  • @michelleclarke4616
    @michelleclarke4616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8698

    Bob: “you’re going to get us arrested”
    Mark in court: “your honor, I didn’t know how to turn”

    • @eliascarbajal5093
      @eliascarbajal5093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lmao

    • @Benni777
      @Benni777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂😂😂

    • @UnStorm
      @UnStorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Not even Phoenix Wright can get him out of this mess

    • @guidojacobs2002
      @guidojacobs2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Judge: "Mr. Iplier, your seat is over there. Get out of the jury box."

    • @rhydonphilip
      @rhydonphilip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@UnStorm Phoenix Wright would blame the land owner

  • @_mrmaxy_
    @_mrmaxy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3555

    I wish I can watch more of: MARK MESSES UP EVERYTHING AND THE OTHERS ARE JUST LAUGHING AT HIS SUFFERING | Farming Simulator 19

    • @coldwind6556
      @coldwind6556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I like laugh at how stupid he is. Only reason I'm still subbed. He's my favorite go to joke person. Like at least you're not markiplier.

    • @dumblife4501
      @dumblife4501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @Camila-ep6ko
      @Camila-ep6ko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      just go to twitch

    • @slowpoint22
      @slowpoint22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      _somebody make a compilation quick_

    • @otsopiira1926
      @otsopiira1926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

  • @roberthan5109
    @roberthan5109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2813

    Wade: how much worse can it get
    *five seconds later*
    Mark: I DIDN'T DO IT

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4374

    Bob and Wade: *Tries to play the game properly*
    Mark: *is having an existential crisis by trying to play the game properly*

    • @jaimeenotjamie
      @jaimeenotjamie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What the hell video are you watching he's not playing the game properly at all 😂

    • @Darknova111
      @Darknova111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Poor mark

    • @911eragon1
      @911eragon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@FizzoBucker187 please don't ever use words again, thank you.

    • @goldminer1275
      @goldminer1275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You mean his inability to understand what a straight line is

    • @farkasmactavish
      @farkasmactavish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      In fairness, these controls seem like complete garbage.

  • @cyvenfx7271
    @cyvenfx7271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4323

    "You do not have access to this field" has the same vibe as _"UNAUTHORIZED FARMING DETECTED"_

    • @rhe2384
      @rhe2384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      but just a little more passive

    • @SoulSif
      @SoulSif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Scrap mechanic? Lol

    • @bubster8670
      @bubster8670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I heard this in the no mans sky robot voice

    • @megahunter2981
      @megahunter2981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADITIONAL PYLONS*

    • @kaigamerwolf5850
      @kaigamerwolf5850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Game: You do not have access to this field
      Also Game: *let's just allow this idiot to plow the field he can't access*

  • @Nohawkkid008
    @Nohawkkid008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5207

    This is my new favorite series. The "Mark has a breakdown while trying to farm" series. Please never stop.

    • @SonoftheFortunate
      @SonoftheFortunate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I love it 🤣

    • @chrifian
      @chrifian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      THE mark?

    • @EvanS69
      @EvanS69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same

    • @asailurus2167
      @asailurus2167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WHAT ABOUT FNAF, NOTHDIN CAN TWAP FANF
      Sry it was in caps

    • @powder351
      @powder351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bird shit is good

  • @skysharkplayz4230
    @skysharkplayz4230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5590

    wade: how much worse can it get for him?
    mark: *plows the hendersons*

    • @proffesionalweredog7426
      @proffesionalweredog7426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      haha plows

    • @woteveruk1
      @woteveruk1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hmm, maybe dont say "plows the hendersons" that could also have an entirely different meaning lmao ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @batmangamer3122
      @batmangamer3122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      "Plows the Hendersons" and "plows the Henderson's" mean two different things XD

    • @rickrolling795
      @rickrolling795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@woteveruk1 Even worse, he hired workers to plow the hendersons...

    • @stinkyloser9305
      @stinkyloser9305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      markiplower

  • @pmk196
    @pmk196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    Genuinely curious as to why Mark was going "up and down" (where the trees are) when he could have been going "left and right" where there are no trees and just an open field.

    • @Violet-Storm
      @Violet-Storm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Mark slow

    • @josephsackett4535
      @josephsackett4535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      There's the easy way, the hard way, and the Mark way.
      Isn't that the hard way?
      Yes, but slower.

    • @megan7564
      @megan7564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think just because bob or wade started it before and did it that way before he did

    • @florinnebaix5720
      @florinnebaix5720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My frustration is hard on that game with them... easiest way would be to go in "circles" like in real life ._.

    • @clutchtomcat2498
      @clutchtomcat2498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i was saying the same shit it no lie triggered me cause i mean u can easily see the open area on the side haha

  • @RetroNitro_TV
    @RetroNitro_TV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Bob: _tries and succeeds_
    Wade: _Tries and roasts mark_
    Mark: *_Attempts and destroys his land and dematerializes the neighbor's land_*

  • @masher7774
    @masher7774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4425

    As someone who loves to play this I’ve gotta let you know- 1: the neighbors field just progressed to the next stage, it wasn’t destroyed. 2: plowing extra land for fields is free! That 40k charge was when the chicken coop was placed down. 3: Finally you can get into the store menu at any time by hitting “P”. Keep up the good stuff!

    • @jordanlimantara1814
      @jordanlimantara1814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      So he didn't do anything wrong besides plowing the already planted land?LMAO
      To think that Mark left this episode with the remorse of thinking that the had pressed the nuke button is hillarious!

    • @zanyawesome30
      @zanyawesome30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Lmao poor Mark 😂where were u when he needed you

    • @gordatados
      @gordatados 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      They'll never see this and probably never figure it out on their own. 🤣 So look forward to more shenanigans.

    • @boomdelted
      @boomdelted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ssssssst

    • @albimoya3461
      @albimoya3461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Poor Mark! I figured he hadn't actually done anything to the neighbors plot but oh that cracked me up

  • @AaronG1bson
    @AaronG1bson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4874

    Mark: "I don't know what I did, but I plowed the neighbor's land."
    Wade: *fucking d i e s*
    24:56

    • @russianproud4776
      @russianproud4776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Died?

    • @Zutzuuu
      @Zutzuuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I just love his laughter, it's a contagious Laugh too

    • @sixxrachel
      @sixxrachel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Sounds like the tea is ready

    • @OhSPY.
      @OhSPY. ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think what sells it even more is Mark's slight pause before saying 'land'.

    • @유민수-j5n
      @유민수-j5n ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bob: "He flowed all of the neighbor's land? dude, you're gonna get us arrested!"

  • @nemeqis
    @nemeqis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3606

    Mark: "I just realized if you don't turn you go straight."
    ...good job Mark, you figured it out.

    • @qishuyuyu462
      @qishuyuyu462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Mark was pretty Mark slow

    • @littlegumdrop3045
      @littlegumdrop3045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes Mark! Good Job !!

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.

    • @redfruit7390
      @redfruit7390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      -Mark speech 2020

    • @Pixelhurricane
      @Pixelhurricane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I can't help but hear that as an explanation for gay people lmao

  • @CCaseyTnT
    @CCaseyTnT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5230

    For the record I believe the only reason it was still saying "Needs to be plowed" was because Mark left a single strip of untilded farmland

    • @mrmatrixmusicman8787
      @mrmatrixmusicman8787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      It needs to be plowed because they have the setting “periodical plowing required” turned on. You have to buy a special machine for plowing. It is different than cultivating

    • @owynackerman9607
      @owynackerman9607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That, is a punch to the gut

    • @michaelnewton4662
      @michaelnewton4662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      No dude it’s overall field info. Less than half of the field was done when it most recently refreshed the chart.

    • @acer8123
      @acer8123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      After harvesting crops such as beets, corn, sugar cane, or anything that grows bigger underground, the soil gets compressed which makes it harder to irigate the soil. Plowing loosens and airates the soil. In game it just reduces the percentage yield of the crops you plant after harvesting.

    • @DepressyDuck
      @DepressyDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I'm also pretty sure that when Mark "plowed the neighbors field", it was actually the time ticking over to the field being harvested by the owners and Mark just so happened to touch it EXACTLY as that switch happened.

  • @ceeceepg
    @ceeceepg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4614

    As someone who grew up on a family farm Mark’s reactions are surprisingly accurate, hilarious, and stressful all at the same time! 😂

    • @davidwarren29
      @davidwarren29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Are you annoyed whenever he just backs up instead of going with the things on the back of the tractor

    • @rivver56
      @rivver56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@davidwarren29 Backing up with a trailer and getting the joint bent too far is called jack-knifing it. You're supposed to turn left and right in such a way as to prevent the joint from bending for as long as possible while you're backing up. Even then, backing up will never be preferable to going forward as long as forward is even an option.
      it was pretty funny to think about that twisted up hunk of metal that was once a joint before Mark got to it.

    • @davidwarren29
      @davidwarren29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rivver56 thanks for telling me lol

    • @agender-wolfie7125
      @agender-wolfie7125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He really made me stressed with the trailers and backing up lol. And when wade harvested backwards

    • @lesterbunny2112
      @lesterbunny2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rivver56 well then... U learn smth new everyday

  • @ZephyrusAsmodeus
    @ZephyrusAsmodeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    My favorite part of this is watching Mark struggle with the trailer through the trees and neighboring field when he had ample room to each of the other sides, he could have just harvested it lengthwise with plenty of grass to turn through

    • @storey662
      @storey662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I kept SCREAMING “JUST GO THE OTHER WAY!!!!!” at my screen. How did he not realize that? It would have been so much faster!
      Good god this video is hilarious but also UNENDINGLY FRUSTRATING. 😂

    • @michaelnewton4662
      @michaelnewton4662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That’s what the worker was trying to do in episode one I’m pretty sure

    • @ldkmelon
      @ldkmelon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      As someone that has in real life gotten a tractor stuck in a fence as a kid, I kinda want to see the m attempted a real life fenced field, but also think that would be rediculously hard in the video game. Like I could tell just by looking the forklift driving was so much harder than real life lol😅

    • @Seeitall728
      @Seeitall728 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yesssss

    • @PulledPurk
      @PulledPurk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Favorite? It made me want to kms

  • @f4nb0yy
    @f4nb0yy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    24:00 "how much worse can it get for him?"
    *quite literally destroys everything*

  • @darienrouse7917
    @darienrouse7917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    Bob & Wade: "What happened to the neighbors land!"
    Mark: "Gone, reduced to atoms"

  • @Wiseman6672
    @Wiseman6672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1323

    Sounds like mark is on the verge of tears throughout this whole episode

    • @kingamer123
      @kingamer123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      And I honestly love it. It's seriously so satisfying to hear Wade roast him back for all the years Mark has been doing it to him

    • @lexsombersunrise
      @lexsombersunrise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's hilarious. I wish they did more of these.

  • @thepumpkinlord643
    @thepumpkinlord643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    Wade: how much worse can it get for him?
    Mark: *Vibe checks an entire field*

    • @longxuan3940
      @longxuan3940 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      How is there no replies to this? lol

  • @caldeauwolf5534
    @caldeauwolf5534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6310

    As someone who has farmed and ranched most of their life, this is both so funny and so so infuriating

    • @onman14
      @onman14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Mark's so oblivious it's funny-sad

    • @juustohoyla666
      @juustohoyla666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Yeah im a farmer and always will be, sometimes i laugh at this and sometimes i cringe

    • @azikennedy1709
      @azikennedy1709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      As a 15yr old who farms better irl than mark does in a video game I can say the same

    • @jacksonbonner7463
      @jacksonbonner7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      It physically hurts watching mark try to back up a trailer

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      But honest question: How do real farmers turn their trailers without getting on the road next to the field?

  • @MisterNeedful98
    @MisterNeedful98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1340

    Bob: Let Mark have his... 'Fun' or whatever is happening
    Mark: * having an existential crisis *

  • @davemaniac
    @davemaniac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    "I HIRED SOMEONE TO PLOW THE NEIGHBOR'S LAND!"
    This is called eliminating competition.

  • @YourIngrownToenail
    @YourIngrownToenail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    I'm just impressed that Wade is finally standing his ground and bullying Mark back while Bob's listening 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah, he's been doing that recently and I love it 😁

  • @accidentpronewes3415
    @accidentpronewes3415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    We learned one thing. If Mark was in charge of providing everybody vegetables we'd all starve lol. Keep these coming! This was hilarious!

    • @bradlawonn9042
      @bradlawonn9042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Especially when Farmers are the, "Essential workers."
      If the Corona virus was going on in that game.
      Performing like that, The game would have said, "You lose. Better luck next time."

  • @kastocks
    @kastocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    Bob is just gradually becoming Mark’s dad
    “What lesson did we just learn Mark?”
    “I stg if you scratch my new truck...”

    • @BirdieSenpai
      @BirdieSenpai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Uncle Cliff didn't leave this world on July 4, 2008; he lingered on as a spiritual influence upon Bob, lol.

    • @angeliavecazuasnte1276
      @angeliavecazuasnte1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ppl with OCD are so triggered rn

  • @wolfumus
    @wolfumus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    These videos came out before I started studying agriculture. Now that I'm almost done with my first year of learning, these videos have gained a new level of humor and I'm loving it.

    • @squish6664
      @squish6664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      im doing a year of land based industry and then ag for the next two years XD mostly my knowledge came from this game and mark

    • @DanishButterCookie
      @DanishButterCookie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same. Just going through my first year and holy fuck this is amazing.

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1569

    Real farmers crop failure cause: Pest problem, climate change, lack of fertilizer, etc...
    Farmiplier crop failure cause: *Tractor stuck on tree*

    • @marianajuarez8880
      @marianajuarez8880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Don't forget about plowing the neighbors farm

  • @aintijustthecutest3863
    @aintijustthecutest3863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1506

    Are ya winning, son?
    Mark: "I'm stuck on a tree."

    • @purpleemerald5299
      @purpleemerald5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      “...But are ya winning, son?”
      Mark: “THERE’S WEEDS!”
      “...So are ya winning, son?”
      Mark: “AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!”

    • @the_soulless_joe8751
      @the_soulless_joe8751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah, Mark's dad would be too busy sitting on the butt rock and making pizza

    • @jacwilson752
      @jacwilson752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2 hours later
      ARE YA WINNIN SON
      son!?
      mark: I cAnT Go StRaIgHt

  • @the_guy117
    @the_guy117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Mark: WEEDS
    Bob and Wade: we shouldn't have left him alone
    Bob and Wade are like annoyed parents and Mark is the little shit kid

    • @xXHinatababezXx
      @xXHinatababezXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The little shit kid who's trying to help but really he's only making it worse.
      He has good intentions

    • @goroakechi5007
      @goroakechi5007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shaina Rhoades he’s trying his best

  • @JJScene
    @JJScene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2524

    Wade going "what the fuck is this?" Has me DYING

    • @spencertang5155
      @spencertang5155 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bet you the pfp you have atm (jacksepticeye staring blankly face) was what wade was looking like at the very moment he said that.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 ปีที่แล้ว

      JJ? You're supposed to be at IRIS for observation! What the hell are you doing here?

  • @joesanders3320
    @joesanders3320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    all of it would have been easier if they'd like, gone parallel to the road with the cultivator and everything instead of back and forth from road and neighbor's field.

    • @Sunny-ot1vo
      @Sunny-ot1vo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      shhh. don't tell them. that too big brain.

    • @66Bai
      @66Bai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking the same thing xD

    • @Scarz2Roses
      @Scarz2Roses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here

    • @jaybyrd6777
      @jaybyrd6777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or putting the plow on the front? 😂

    • @useNoOne
      @useNoOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But that makes sense so why would they do that? XD

  • @yeetman8216
    @yeetman8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1552

    Mark: "I never called you a bady"
    Lixian: *I'm about to do what they call a pro editor move*

    • @aelfhun
      @aelfhun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      tf is a bady

    • @crowncarwashoilchange8609
      @crowncarwashoilchange8609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aelfhunB Â B Ý

    • @maizeandblue5102
      @maizeandblue5102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@aelfhun A bad baby

    • @coblue
      @coblue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I can’t tell if the comment is edited to add to the joke or

    • @sainsburyslocal
      @sainsburyslocal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man I love badys

  • @6FlagsAstroworld
    @6FlagsAstroworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    I can imagine Mr Henderson watching them like "Those bozos are ruining part of my field"
    A few hours later: "WHERE DID MY FIELD GO???"

    • @give-me-your-broadsword
      @give-me-your-broadsword 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      “Listen, I touched it and it was gone.”

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hmmm? Yes, the soil is made of soil

    • @kaigamerwolf5850
      @kaigamerwolf5850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      On the bright side it wasn't actually them who plowed it it was the guy Mark hired

    • @Thrawn526
      @Thrawn526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a Henderson, I will confirm those quotes.

    • @arkadipkhan4437
      @arkadipkhan4437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂I laughed so hard at this

  • @MelanieS025
    @MelanieS025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Just to make this clear, mark did NOT plow the neighbor's land. You will see that if he looks at the neighbor's plot there will stand "Growth-HARVESTED" so that must mean that the crops were harvested. But i will admit, that was perfect timing!

  • @moomyboomy00
    @moomyboomy00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3976

    "How much worst can it get for him."
    The entire field disappears! 🤣

    • @sohamamberkar6016
      @sohamamberkar6016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow this has no replies at all

    • @zoemochi
      @zoemochi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sohamamberkar6016 now it has two

    • @TitoVladez115
      @TitoVladez115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zoemochi and now three after one year

    • @TitoVladez115
      @TitoVladez115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And they don’t believe him when he told them the truth 😂😂😂😂

    • @StickmanMook
      @StickmanMook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TitoVladez115 to be fair, it was just that the AI harvested his own field and that's why the crops disappeared

  • @skittycat213
    @skittycat213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1940

    Next time on Farm Simulator:
    Bob: “MARK WHY IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING ON FIRE?????”

    • @TheSterMan01
      @TheSterMan01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      “I READ THAT IF YOU BURNED THE TREES IT FERTILIZES THE FIIIIIEEEEEELLLLLDDDDD”

    • @IIEchoII
      @IIEchoII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I can totally imagine this happening 😂

    • @finn596
      @finn596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bob:"YOU MURDERED THE NEIGHBORS!"
      Mark:"I WAS CUTTING DOWN A TREE BUT I ACCIDENTALLY CUT HIM!"

    • @saphiraluxray9606
      @saphiraluxray9606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mark: "WHY AM I ON FIRE?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @unknownjr
      @unknownjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "EVEN THE WATER IS ON FIRE!!! MARK!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO??!!"

  • @devilchomps3295
    @devilchomps3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Mark: Goes through the trees to turn around when there's 2 other directions that allow him to be much more efficient
    Also Mark: Don't you dARe call me Mark Slow...

    • @UndeadDragonWarrior
      @UndeadDragonWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This ...
      This has bothered me this entire time.

    • @OMGITSMEDUSTIN
      @OMGITSMEDUSTIN 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UndeadDragonWarrior Sammmmme man. The fact you're supposed to have as much room to turn around and he takes the tiniest road and trees to turn.. It has bothered me since the first episode haha. He is supposed go to North to South, or vice versa. Plus, his tractor for the cultivator is a bit big for what hes doing.

  • @dr.cheese7551
    @dr.cheese7551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    at 25:00 Mark is like a kid that gets caught braking a lamp
    Mark "I touched it and it was gone"
    Bob "you touched-no you did not do that unbeknownst to yourself"
    Mark " no, I am not joking"

    • @Yousifzzz
      @Yousifzzz ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well to be fair he was not joking

  • @OneOriginalMind
    @OneOriginalMind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    Mark: Does everything poorly.
    Me: Buys game to see if it's actually that difficult.
    This whole episode has been a bad mobile game ad.
    Edit: Just to clarify, I thoroughly enjoyed the episode and was laughing the entire time.

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      as an ad campaign I would that a success

    • @LazyDogJumper
      @LazyDogJumper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I played FS2017 and marveled at how easy it was to maintain my farm. Within a few hours of game play I had two more fields than what i had started with and has workers maintaining them. I can't imagine 2019 got significantly harder.

    • @elijahcusrex7766
      @elijahcusrex7766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yea i watch my mom play this on our ps4 sometimes and i just keep cringing watching these XD

    • @rexjohnson7212
      @rexjohnson7212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@elijahcusrex7766 that how you know he's doing it for the views. I don't he actually sucks this bad. But then again I've far superior in skill. His biggest mistake is keeping the terrible thumbnails

    • @aaronfrechen7201
      @aaronfrechen7201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like this game is a PC game... On console there are so many combinations of buttons and things that it gets a little complicated.

  • @bradendove3523
    @bradendove3523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    “Mark plus chainsaw equals destruction” Wade: how much worse can this get for him. Mark:
    destroys whole other field .

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Mark : "I am in fact incredibly genius"
    *Literally seconds later*
    Mark : "No no no no no no-"

    • @maskplayer60
      @maskplayer60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's Mark ego talking and a nutshell as well

    • @izmirs.
      @izmirs. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unironically funny

  • @Autistic_Pixel
    @Autistic_Pixel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    12:20 Mark is like the dog who tries to bring the stick into the house but the stick is longer than the door so the dog just keeps trying to shove it in without prevail.

  • @Roken._.
    @Roken._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    The funniest thing about all of this is that on the stream at the end Mark learns that there was a help section that he could’ve used the entire time

  • @thereallemon9377
    @thereallemon9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    This is SUCH an underrated Markiplier vid. I was cracking up the whole time!!

  • @carleytimmerman6451
    @carleytimmerman6451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Wade: “how much worse can it get for him?”
    Mark: desecrates entire other field

    • @mr.cathacker
      @mr.cathacker ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh wow, congrats man, you won a gift personally from markiplier, man i wish i was as lucky

  • @HopeHendershot-Moskal
    @HopeHendershot-Moskal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Mark: You're a baby.
    Wade: I'd rather be a baby than a Mark-Slow.
    **shots fired**

  • @ZeroJinKui
    @ZeroJinKui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    i love that wade started standing up for himself and mark just had a villainous breakdown. XD

    • @J.Jonah.Jameson.
      @J.Jonah.Jameson. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Don't you you won't don't not do that

    • @cyber_runner
      @cyber_runner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@J.Jonah.Jameson. holy shit, it's the dear leader-

    • @J.Jonah.Jameson.
      @J.Jonah.Jameson. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cyber_runner
      You're damn right, boyo

  • @bradthelad8308
    @bradthelad8308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    I literally cried laughing when he realized he could fold it

    • @cowcorner589
      @cowcorner589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Look at 24:00 I watched it over and over again because I laughed so hard I couldn’t hear it!

    • @Fedico7000
      @Fedico7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *again*

    • @crazykids2004
      @crazykids2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know 😭 come on Mark

    • @NoiseDay
      @NoiseDay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And then immediately forgot

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cowcorner589 same I wheezing lmao

  • @fistfullofsalt6311
    @fistfullofsalt6311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I love how the half of the field that Bob and Wade did was perfectly topped and harvested and then when Mark takes over it looks like drunk uncle Hershel took over saying "I got this!"

  • @griimm99
    @griimm99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    In the beginging: Mark: I can do this
    In the end: Also Mark: I can't do this I gotta go.
    This is also how I abandon my problems lol.

    • @iiBakedDonut
      @iiBakedDonut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *beginning Figured i'd be the one to say it first. Grammar nazi beware.

  • @Siablen
    @Siablen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2205

    Everyone: *Makes fun of mark*
    Me: Why does the outro song suddenly get loud then go back DOWN?

    • @bammythegreat
      @bammythegreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      was looking for a comment about this lol that shit scared me

    • @Jaxnay219
      @Jaxnay219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Nima I thought my headphones just fucked up!! Glad I wasn’t the only one to notice that!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I thought I was going insane when that happened

    • @LUCAS420BLZ
      @LUCAS420BLZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It was strange

    • @anahiguerrero9362
      @anahiguerrero9362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol yeh

  • @LuisSotelo-h1i
    @LuisSotelo-h1i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Mark: I got confirmation that plowing is a type of tilling, so we are good
    Mark 5 min later: *buys a plow and proceeds to destroy half the field and the Hendersons' farm*

    • @sherrifdan8621
      @sherrifdan8621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ENTIRETY of hendersons farm no less

  • @parkerrroni
    @parkerrroni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    unironically my favorite dynamic between Mark, Bob, and Wade is when Mark is acting unhinged and Bob and Wade are just watching the chaos

  • @thestinkiestgorilla47
    @thestinkiestgorilla47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Game: Plow the field
    Mark:instructions unclear I have destroyed the Henderson property

  • @somegem6344
    @somegem6344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Mark: goes a bit far in plowing the neighbor's land.
    The land: Aight, imma *Despawn*

  • @LordyT34
    @LordyT34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2983

    This whole series could be "How to trigger farmers"

    • @JFKennedy63
      @JFKennedy63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Seems legit

    • @CharlesOrSomething
      @CharlesOrSomething 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Then this would definitely trigger my grandpa

    • @destroyerdee9587
      @destroyerdee9587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      As a person that has farmed and helped farm. Oh yeah, this is triggering

    • @nickjackson206
      @nickjackson206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, yes it could be..

    • @riseandroot4530
      @riseandroot4530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Destroyer Dee it hurts! It hurts! 😱😱😱

  • @potatosurfs
    @potatosurfs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Wade: “How much worse can it get for him?”
    Mark: *Destroys the entire neighbors farm 1 second later*

  • @kairus6327
    @kairus6327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    "I don't think there's a difference between plowing and tilling"
    Farmers: *shaking their head

    • @sammybeddingfield1014
      @sammybeddingfield1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes thats what im doing and laughing my ass off cuz he cant back up a trailer they are easy in game and irl

    • @Croutonium
      @Croutonium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sammybeddingfield1014 I wouldn't say it's "easy" pre se. I'd describe it as "hard to learn, easy to master". I'm assuming you grew up on a farm like I did. It's easier to learn from childhood than to learn as an adult.

    • @duckwithlegs6953
      @duckwithlegs6953 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s the difference. Just looking for knowledge.

    • @sammybeddingfield1014
      @sammybeddingfield1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Croutonium well my dad works on a farm and now im working there too ive only been driving for a few years and hauled a few trailers it aint that hard if u know the basics of it

    • @sammybeddingfield1014
      @sammybeddingfield1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@duckwithlegs6953 Technically, plowing is a type of tilling. However, it usually connotes a more specific kind of 'tilling'. Plowing is the more intense version of tilling. Instead of scraping the topsoil for a casual sift through, plowing is the forceful overturning and mashing of the soil to reveal the soil underneath the topsoil.

  • @ri907
    @ri907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    12:43-12:50
    Mark: *Amazed* *by* *the* *folding* *action*
    Bob: *large* *sigh*
    Mark: *I* can *fold* it!
    Wade: *laughs*
    Bob: *sigh-ing* *continues*
    Mark: It *fit* *through* the *trees*

  • @CheeseSpaghetti42
    @CheeseSpaghetti42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Bob and Wade: trying their best to play the game properly
    Mark: *ight imma end these men’s whole career*

  • @goudacheese7491
    @goudacheese7491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "I can't wait to see how horrible the field looks when I get there"
    "well, wait no please Don't look"
    "... what the fuck is this"

  • @everydayjade8407
    @everydayjade8407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Wade: How much worse can it get for him?
    Mark: Proceeds to destroy the neighbor’s field

  • @LizziePerson
    @LizziePerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    Farmer Daniel harvests his field at the exact same time Mark happens to enter it.
    Mark: I have sinned.

    • @FluffyDragonDrawing
      @FluffyDragonDrawing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is that what happened??

    • @supasoljas7824
      @supasoljas7824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@FluffyDragonDrawing I don't play the game, I've never tried it, but what else could have happened?

    • @FluffyDragonDrawing
      @FluffyDragonDrawing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@supasoljas7824 I have no idea, I dont play it either. I thought perhaps he reached a threshold of it destroyed that it cleared the rest?

    • @nmarting
      @nmarting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The field just progressed to the next stage probably, there are stages of growth for the crops and then there are stages of when it can be harvested, there is a setting that was probably turned on, that makes it so if they don't harvest the field in time the crops can wither and die, which happened the exact moment mark touched the land, so it was just great timing.

    • @Priuloch
      @Priuloch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@FluffyDragonDrawing Fields owned by AI go throught the progressions of Plowed, planted, growing, harvestable, harvested, needs lime, needs fertilizer, needs etc, blah blah blah.
      They stay at that stage for a bit then magically move to the next one if the contract for the field isnt accepted. Mark literally went onto the AI field as soon as the AI owner decided to move the field from "Harvestable" to "Harvested" notice it said harvested not plowed when he walked on it afterwards.
      He also didnt need to plow his own field, it would've grown anyway, but at a low yield because the fields needs werent met. Healthy field = lots of harvest. Shit field = shit harvest.

  • @astros7309
    @astros7309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    My dad owns a farm and when he’s plowing the field he goes in circles. Starting outwards and working his way inward, it’s very affective.

    • @black-nv5lh
      @black-nv5lh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah no

    • @bartendingcrow6497
      @bartendingcrow6497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@black-nv5lh bruh, the fuck you mean no? XD

    • @black-nv5lh
      @black-nv5lh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bartendingcrow6497 well i guess i can depend on size of the equipment & fields size as well but in my family situation that would not work

    • @FoxTheMaybeRealMcCloud
      @FoxTheMaybeRealMcCloud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *effective*

    • @sabrinarosario6499
      @sabrinarosario6499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@black-nv5lh Then it’s not straight up “no” lmao. You just say “in my farm it works this way…”

  • @thebonelady34
    @thebonelady34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Watching him slowly lose his mind is what kills me. I pray they try this again

  • @Zen_atm
    @Zen_atm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Mark:*reverses one way*
    Trailer:*goes the other way*
    Mark:*keeps reversing the same direction and not turning the other way*

  • @lucastaney
    @lucastaney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    From about the moment mark plowed the entire neighbor's field to the end I was literally hurting myself from trying not to laugh and wake up the entire house at 12:09 in the morning

    • @MrDualz-jm3fr
      @MrDualz-jm3fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same lol

    • @moritzvieweg2227
      @moritzvieweg2227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here

    • @TheStellaGaming
      @TheStellaGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, I always thought someone crying with laughter was an exaggeration, but I was proven wrong my my own tear ducts

    • @WildImposter
      @WildImposter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know when someone is a good youtuber if FBI is dying of laughter.

  • @Ratatoei
    @Ratatoei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I love how Wade and Bob just feel so stressed on how Mark's doing everything-

  • @maryelizabeth7988
    @maryelizabeth7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    i just got out of the hospital from having mental health issues. this is the first time i’ve laughed in a while. thank you mark.

    • @yamihikarilightdark9
      @yamihikarilightdark9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I hope you’re doing okay. Hang in there. 👍

    • @shady_the_one
      @shady_the_one 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🦀

    • @KingchooRS
      @KingchooRS ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And I hope you're able to laugh at other stuff too

  • @MrCrazyGameGuy
    @MrCrazyGameGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Mark: *cultivates field*
    Mark: "Why does it say it needs plowing?"
    Those are two different things.

    • @LazyDogJumper
      @LazyDogJumper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To be fair he did the right thing. If i remember correctly you can simply cultivate a recently harvested field, up to three times. I think it said it still needed plowing because he missed a couple of spots. The game can be finicky about that sort of thing. He was also correct in that Wade shouldn't be able to sow the seeds if it wasn't properly done. He just couldn't leave well enough alone.

  • @kristinberthiaume7634
    @kristinberthiaume7634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    20:31 Mark trying really hard not to scream "I'm not straight!"

  • @beedlebur
    @beedlebur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1135

    Alternate title: “Wade gives Mark a taste of his own medicine”

  • @NaturalSelection_
    @NaturalSelection_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    So I got an add right after the part where he destroyed The entire field and it was legit “Save the family farm in 7 minutes” my lungs no longer work

  • @scrappydadoo
    @scrappydadoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I think “Mark what did you do??” Is the most accurate representation of this entire episode

    • @danivee8572
      @danivee8572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's like every time he and the boys collab together lmao

  • @emmareffe1582
    @emmareffe1582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Mark: **audibly and visibly struggling**
    Bob and Wade: *”You feed them watermelon seeds right?”*

  • @ele1483
    @ele1483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    i watched the live stream with my dad and he was a farmer when he was younger and you absolutely destroying everything was absolutely hilarious. we were eating and almost ended up choking lol

  • @CaptNSquared
    @CaptNSquared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    "I mean how much worse can it get for Mark?"
    Mark: *touched neighbors field*
    *field disappears*

    • @shady_the_one
      @shady_the_one 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And then he became a worker

    • @stardestroyer81
      @stardestroyer81 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "WHAT IS- I DIDN'T DO IT"

  • @MeBeCreepy
    @MeBeCreepy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Raft: *epic music cause they’re stranded in the middle of the ocean and need to survive*
    Farming Simulator: *epic music because WEEEEEEDS!! MIXING WITH THE CROPS!*

    • @flamgofan9821
      @flamgofan9821 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want raft to come back

  • @taketheelle19
    @taketheelle19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    alternate title: mark having a breakdown over turning for 26 minutes straight.

  • @daxterjakich-kunze6733
    @daxterjakich-kunze6733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    rewatching Mark not fit through the trees reminds me of ep 7 of the distractible podcast, Bob's fridge, in which team one tries to force a fridge that doesn't fit through a fence gate and it doesn't go well. Remember to listen to distractible appering on your favorite podcast listening platform, with new epidodes coming out every monday.

    • @maggienesin2448
      @maggienesin2448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      honestly, its genuinely a fun podcast, i seriously recommend it

  • @archanprime
    @archanprime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    24:56 I died when he just said that like a toddler, "I uh, plowed the neighbors land"

    • @brooklynapeterson
      @brooklynapeterson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wade’s laugh is the best 🤣

    • @pileofgarbo9287
      @pileofgarbo9287 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brooklynapeterson I legit started laughing like him XD

  • @antprincess92
    @antprincess92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Alternate title: Mark not understanding trailer physics for 26 minutes

  • @MrZerothejedi
    @MrZerothejedi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "I don't think there's a difference between plowing and tilling."
    *Solemnly pats Mark on the shoulder.*

  • @fairysquadmom9902
    @fairysquadmom9902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

    Watching Mark realize he can fold it is like watching Deku realize he has legs...

    • @Steve.the.Serpent
      @Steve.the.Serpent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This made me laugh super loud, so thanks

    • @naji_moarmy6808
      @naji_moarmy6808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      **I CAN'T BREATH XKXBKXBXKXBZJXDBJ**

    • @dao_of_potato4957
      @dao_of_potato4957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Please... Please stop killing innocents. I beg of thee

    • @woteveruk1
      @woteveruk1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hmm so if mark is like deku, is wade bakugo or is bob? and who is allmight?

    • @Frontier327
      @Frontier327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@woteveruk1 this is the most disgusting thing i've ever read

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    "Needs plowing."
    Mark: "Instructions unclear, accidentally plowed the neighbors land instead."

  • @unrestedwicked
    @unrestedwicked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    As the daughter of a life long trucker, this is giving me anxiety.

    • @Breezy11414
      @Breezy11414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      As a Farmer same.

    • @gabrilapin
      @gabrilapin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How do you do it then ? 😂

    • @Draukagrissah
      @Draukagrissah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      As someone who knows what a truck *is* it's giving me anxiety. You'd think basic driving skills would allow him to understand... SOME of the shit he's fucking up so bad.

    • @Gwifing
      @Gwifing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His driving gives me anxiety as a driver.

    • @Lazyan_dbored
      @Lazyan_dbored 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      as a truck simulator player, this gives me an anxiety too

  • @derpyhead3414
    @derpyhead3414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Mark: having trouble making vertical lines because of trees
    Me: an intellectual just go horizontally

    • @xxphantomxxlover1237
      @xxphantomxxlover1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought of that too

    • @dependsonwhosasking
      @dependsonwhosasking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Going 'horizontal' in this case would mean going lengthwise, which is what any sane person would've done anyway regardless of trees.

  • @OliB150
    @OliB150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love watching the video periodically and picking up on different things. It has me in stitches each time. Bob & Wade definitely know Mark is producing gold and extract even more, it’s just a delight to watch. PLEASE make more!

  • @albert.j24
    @albert.j24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "You hired someone to ruin neighbor's land"
    I'm dying man 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tapzz6
    @Tapzz6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Title: I never screwed up this bad in my entire life
    Mark's minecraft series: am I a joke to you

  • @jasonwu8811
    @jasonwu8811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    20:10 “Mark, you bought the biggest plow that exists” he’s compensating for his height, don’t worry about it.

  • @mathiaswilhelm1902
    @mathiaswilhelm1902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    “I’M A WORKER?!?!?”
    That’s what I think when I see my reflection wearing my uniform

  • @trumanwright4958
    @trumanwright4958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Mark: "ItS GoiNG DiAgOnaL"
    Bob and Wade: why did we leave him at the farm alone?

  • @SeerIncYT
    @SeerIncYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    "i've never screwed up so bad in my entire life"
    *intense minecraft flashbacks*

    • @JOANSMUSICOFFICIAL
      @JOANSMUSICOFFICIAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Hello, my people how are you? My dream is to be a singer. Many people tell me that it is a difficult dream but not impossible. I sincerely thank the beautiful people who support me just by subscribing to my channel. I know that little by little everything will come true* Thank You God Bless You ❤❤❤😘

    • @irongolem1476
      @irongolem1476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@JOANSMUSICOFFICIAL ok

    • @DontuseMyRealNameYTplz1425
      @DontuseMyRealNameYTplz1425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Flashback to when he locked Amy out of the house

    • @waterwolf982
      @waterwolf982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JOANS MUSIC
      Bold of you to assume i’m a “people”

    • @lunareclipse6305
      @lunareclipse6305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@JOANSMUSICOFFICIAL you litterly commented this three times stop you allready have 31k subscribers I only have 28 and I'm not begging for subscribers

  • @chesaliam7578
    @chesaliam7578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    i can understand mark's concern of ethan rubbing off on him.

  • @zaeware636
    @zaeware636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Wade at the end made me die of laughter, "You hired someone to plow the neighbors land"

  • @SpideyFan-nu7vu
    @SpideyFan-nu7vu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Markplier: "If you don't turn you go straight"
    *(1) missed call from Haward*

  • @willhastings9876
    @willhastings9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Mark: try’s to fit his tractor through the spot
    (Won’t fit)
    Mark: try’s the same thing
    Mark: God why won’t it fit!

    • @theonewhoknows2
      @theonewhoknows2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right lmao pure brains at work there .

  • @joshuaallen285
    @joshuaallen285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Mark: struggling and crying no.
    Wade and Bob: laughing