Michael: *INSERT GRUMP IT MEME FOR THIS PIZZARIA* Henry Emily: *Wtf is this kid doing to my restaurant?* Also Henry: *THE DARKEST PIT OF HELL HAS OPENED TO SWALLOW YOU WHOLE SO DONT KEEP THE DEVIL WAITING, OLD FRIEND* William Afton/PuRpLe MaNs: *why henry*
I can imagine Mark, a Grown man, Spending all his tokens on a candy mashine. Kids behind him start getting mad, and he throws the hard candy at them like apples, then starts yelling about how he wants candy cadet to tell him a story
I love the fact that after you watch the security puppet go die alongside the child it just throws hundreds of dollars at you for the therapy that you now need
1:09:23 is actually really scary if you put it into a real life scenario. A little girls dog got hit by a car and she thought it was dead, only for a friendly man in a rabbit costume to tell you that it's still alive and he'll take you to it, only to end up trapping and murdering you.
@@hotsexyangel the one with the dog isn't charlie i don't think because this girl got lured by william while charlie got trapped outside of the pizzeria and killed by william
Mark is so natural and likeable on camera that I didn't even realize this was a stream til he pointed it out, like this feels like a fully polished and edited video.
I just love how in this one Mark does the exact opposite of what Henry intended. Instead of a fake pizzeria to trap all of the animatronics in one place - Mark legitimately starts a huge money-making business, gets rid of the all the dodgy animatronics - and enchants an entire generation of children and adults alike. xD Well done Mark.
Henry then fires Mark out of sheer anger and tries to do his plan. When he lures the shifty animatronics back to the place, it would work but now he had to do Mark's job of ordering supplies and on top of that, survive the animatronics. Henry is so set on his plan, but he also changed the way the pizzeria had been set up. He gets rid of the the safe stuff and replaces them with stuff that he likes, which unfortunately for him, is the stuff that has liability risk. Soon as the days go by, the pizzeria gets less money and more lawsuits and his own company is starting to turn on him, thinking he does not care for saftey and entertainment. Henry does not care thou and neglect everything just to do his plan. Soon however the shifty animatronics figure out the plan and somehiw get out, which enrages Henry. so during the daysift he tried to attack a customer. the police cae and sen thim to a mental insitution. [Someone else can finish this, it's 3 AM over here and I am tired, goodnight.]
puppet failed its purpose of protecting the child after william packed her up so puppet had no purpose and now is depressed dead mf because spring locks and water is a no no
Actually, Egg Baby does do something. When you get it, the light onthe computer changes and you can turn off the computer and restart. That will bring you to how the animatronics work and different secret files. Like this so Mark sees
I have good memories of this livestream. It was a pretty warm day despite it being December, and my dad was on his way to school to pick me up, as I wasn't feeling well and had a fever. When I arrived back home, I was so chilly that I filled the couch with as many blankets as I could, and sipped the chicken noodle soup my dad made as fast as I could without burning myself. I turned on my phone to find out that Mark was streaming for the first time in a while. It was this stream, and I watched it from I want to say the 13 minute mark (no pun intended) to the end. Definitely one of my better sick days, and it's cool that Mark decided to stream that day. Thanks man.
It adds to the sadness and it's kindof brilliant. The cheerful sounds and colors juxtaposed to the tragedy of the cutscene undermines the tragedy and kind of even reflects the heartless of how Afton profits off of the tormentor his victims. It gives you a taste of the sadness his victims feel with the happiness afton feels when the remnant made from it works in his favor.
dude this was FOUR YEARS AGO. i refuse to believe that. this game is literally amazing and watching mark play it makes it 1000% better. it feels like just yesterday this game was released for some reason lol
Still one of my favorites in the entire franchise, the secrets, the pacing and balance between scary and fun, the different endings, the dialogue, and just the overall joy and finality this game brings to my soul. The ending just feels *right.*
@JOKER IS IN THE MEME I mean, yeah, one of them plays video games for a living, and fights for the title for king of the franchise, and the other has a team of people write theory scripts loosely based on video games. Makes sense that Mark would be better.
The ending where Cassette Man tells you you're fired just sounds like he's so disappointed and annoyed, as if saying "I shouldn't have made my plan too complex..."
i find it so ironic that some of scott's first games were about religion but his most popular game was about children being murdered and haunting demonic robots lmao
@@carteraten195 Scott created the game "Pilgrim's Progress" which was modeled after John Bunyan's book with the same name. It is a Christian themed book ^^
To those who went out of their way to find this outside the playlist, congratulations! Your reward is about an hour and forty-nine minutes of extra Mark FNaF goodness!
I just found it randomly on my recommended and was shocked to see that it wasn’t in the playlist but it was nice to see Mark find out all of the secrets in the game.
i love how when you accept marty’s plungers as an advertiser they chose to advertise it at the tables of all places so everyone can think of a clogged poopy toilet while they eat.
29:00 not only in the rare screens, but when Lefty is on stage in general, you can see the striped pattern in his shoulder as he sings and does a weird wobbly dance
Here's all the endings/certificates, and how to get them: "Completion" = get all the haunted animatronics in the pizzeria and burn them at the end "Mediocrity" = go though the entire game with 0 FazPoints at the end "Blacklisted" = end the game with 50+ liability risk "Lorekeeper" = get all endings in the arcade games (Fruity Maze, The Puppet and Midnight Motorist) "Bankruptcy" = use all your money and settle a lawsuit (i.e. get in debt) "Insanity" = buy the Egg Baby. Then at the next night, turn off the computer and press the button/light at the lower left corner of the computer. Henry will talk about William, and his plan. You can also see blueprints on how some animatronics work. Like the lure system in the vents and LEFTY
i beat the game wothout any jumpscares and no lawsuits like mark did and i got fired. that was the day i realized i suck at everything even when i do it right. **cat jam**
@@emmawatt2678 there are! Markiplier is one of the best youtubers. I stumbled upon him when when he was still newer and I’ve loved his channel ever since
Mark should add this to the five nights of freddys playlist he has. I didnt know this video existed until today cause I rewatch his fnaf series all the time when I'm not doing too well
1:46:52 "her index finger was broken due to the establishment's failure to install necessary and approved safety apparatuses." What did she do, slam it against the floor!?
i like the blacklisted ending that you get if your establishment is "too much of a liability hazard even for Fazbear Entertainment" Just imagine a pizzeria that is too dangerous even for a company that was founded by a serial killer specifically to kill patrons
Omg imagine- like William kills 5 kids in the first game, stuffs them in suits, they've been missing for YEARS, but they shut you down bc a bunch of plastic balls in a cardboard box is too much of a risk
@@Alex-hf1fo Walt Disney: I’m fine wit working with Nazis to make film for children. But I draw the line if that train isn’t safe for them kids!😂😅 Everyone in the future: YOURE FINE WIT WORKING WIT NAZIS???
reminder that in the route that mark is doing, michael is finding his family members and then throwing them back in an alley, probably still knowing they're his family members.
@@mikentikes11 Scraptrap was William. It was implied as much when the screen showed Scraptrap as Henry mentioned his old friend. Plus, we know Baby was looking for William when she got to the Pizza Place, but she talked to our protagonist as if he wasn't. The lines that stood out the most for this case were : "You're not who I expected to see..." "You don't know who your employer is, do you?" "Where are you?" (After killing the protagonist, implying she's still looking for someone else.) Those are evidence that we didn't play as William. What points to the fact that we are Mike Afton comes from the old man and his old friend. Here is Henry's line : "I have a feeling you're right where you want to be." Here is Scraptrap's line : "You may not recognize me at first, but I assure you, it's still me." Implying they know something about our character, or are familiar with him. By process of elimination, we should be Mike.
@@satriosukarji1777 oh I'm sorry I'm still kinda confused because i thought "you might not recognize me at first" was Michael saying that it's still him
*Imagine an ad for Exotic Butters* "Is your butter too boring? Is your spread too sad? Is your toast too tedious? Introducing... *exotic butters!* The only butter that is beyond the normal, disgusting, sticks you get at the store! Not only are these exotic, they come in a neat little basket, which is sure to bring enjoyment to all. And for only $25.99! But if you call now, you will get not one, but TWO Exotic Butters (double the payment). So call now, and enjoy your delicious butters!"
Anyone else share this feeling: You're able to watch all horrifying videos on fnaf and sleep like a rock, but when you go to play the games or demos, you get terrified and have nightmares.
@@radiantcooper2785 exactly 😂 I downloaded the demo for a few of them and passed the first nights, but after that I was like... Nah man and deleted them. I'm good just watching Markiplier
mark throwing springtrap back in the alley is so funny cause that means michael literally threw his father in the trash
Did Michael ever respect his father?🤔😅
@@AAGamer4451 probably at some point
i mean yes but he is trying to stop him
you mean back in, the trash?
And his sister Elizabeth
child: *brutally dies*
game: PERFORMANCE BONUS!!
all press is good press
Yes
Lol
LethalLe0n yeah
Yep XD
Candy cadet : *tells kid a story scaring them for life*
Helpy : *sweats in lawsuits*
Lmao
Noooooo
Candy Cadet: A snake ate 5 kittens. The boy cut up the snake open and puts the kittens back together
Child: Scarred.
Helpy: *n o l a w s u i t p l s*
Candy cadet : *tells story*
MIfR (Mental Institution for Robots) : well candy cadet! Here we are AGAIN!
meanwhile, in the chat: *candy*
mark in 2017: "I love helpy! hes so adorable!"
mark in 2023: *viciosly tortures helpy in help wanted 2*
real asf😭
Yeah😂
(I watched all 14 parts)
All I could think of hahaha. oh how times have changed 😂
HAHAHAHA
tortures him out of love 😌
Mark: *runs a normal, safe restaurant*
Henry: _no_
Henry: ...and I took that personally.
Michael: *INSERT GRUMP IT MEME FOR THIS PIZZARIA*
Henry Emily: *Wtf is this kid doing to my restaurant?*
Also Henry: *THE DARKEST PIT OF HELL HAS OPENED TO SWALLOW YOU WHOLE SO DONT KEEP THE DEVIL WAITING, OLD FRIEND*
William Afton/PuRpLe MaNs: *why henry*
@@Your_Local_Pup tf
Uh oh, the gacha kids are replying to this with their cringe
@@cazererrah god no-
I can imagine Mark, a Grown man, Spending all his tokens on a candy mashine. Kids behind him start getting mad, and he throws the hard candy at them like apples, then starts yelling about how he wants candy cadet to tell him a story
Can someone make an animated story of that?
Quindilon no. nobody can, fool.
Yes.
Yes please
candy machine wtf is mashine
The pickles have a 1 in the “happiness” stat, which is not on anything else, this implies the pickles are happy
**happiness noises**
Happy dog
*happy pickle noises*
Happy Pickles!!
Hahahahaha yasssss
I love the fact that after you watch the security puppet go die alongside the child it just throws hundreds of dollars at you for the therapy that you now need
HAAAAA
@@pastaslut w h a t
SERIOUSLY 😭😭😭
Candy Cadet doesnt feel like telling a story today. Lets motivate him with a controlled shock.
Lmao
I want to like this, but I mustn't ruin the numbers
Thank you
Underrated comment
70 controlled shocks
1:09:23 is actually really scary if you put it into a real life scenario. A little girls dog got hit by a car and she thought it was dead, only for a friendly man in a rabbit costume to tell you that it's still alive and he'll take you to it, only to end up trapping and murdering you.
@@VincentMothling yeah, me neither
...it's really scary in the game too
wait, is the child susie or another kid? i can't remember but also yeah, that would be terrifying
@@FinneyFinns the child is Charlie (Charlotte), she was Henry’s child (Henry runs the pizzeria)
@@hotsexyangel the one with the dog isn't charlie i don't think because this girl got lured by william while charlie got trapped outside of the pizzeria and killed by william
Mark: **screaming and insulting prize king**
Prize king: “Here’s $71,000. Leave me alone.”
legit mr beast
When
@@yellowcrewmate9809 Funtime Chica was worth 71,000 that’s why
OHHH from funtime chica- ohhhhhh
665 likes
Putting minigames into minigames is such a Scott Cawthon thing to do.
Mark: Trying to reconcile with the scene of the puppet holding the child
The game: *P E R F O R M A N C E B O N U S*
fr tho like you get money for witnessing a death
this is one of the few funny comments in markiplier's fnaf videos
@the uwu boi of death uwu no i mean 5Pebbles
Timestaps?
@@DarthRaichu 1:33:28
Mark in 2017: "Do you think Chica likes candy?"
Chica in SB: "Who wants candy?"
bro i thought the same thing
i see we are all rewatching old fnaf videos as the sb ending was shit
I swear Scott was getting his ideas from mark😂😂, like UCN being hell for afton, just like mark said I'm in hell in this game
@@tchn0wrld442 ys
Have I ever thought about that? no.
Markiplier: “Trash cans!? Why do I have three?”
Also Markiplier: “I am a man who owns five ovens!”
five ovens!!
pies with mark and company
(lowkey i want 5 oven so i can make cake and pizza rolls at the same time, like this if you are the same
Emmy Lou same
ha!
He reminiscing over his youth
my friend has 4 trash cans in his single dorm room
Basically the cadet had a literal 1 in 100 chance of telling a story, in case you needed to know that.
Game's pretty old now, but still.
Chat: CANDY
Comments: PICKLES
Mark: NO. 1 CRATE
Pickled flavored candys inside inside Number One Crate
@@bullpugghost6937 wtf
LOL
Pickles
hotel: trivago
Mark is so natural and likeable on camera that I didn't even realize this was a stream til he pointed it out, like this feels like a fully polished and edited video.
This comment reminded me that it was! Plus it shows how much he speaks directly to the audience, whether they are watching live or not :)
thats how I felt about simulacra 1!
Same!
Hmm potato
@@thetexangamer8383 a
I just love how in this one Mark does the exact opposite of what Henry intended. Instead of a fake pizzeria to trap all of the animatronics in one place - Mark legitimately starts a huge money-making business, gets rid of the all the dodgy animatronics - and enchants an entire generation of children and adults alike. xD Well done Mark.
Henry then fires Mark out of sheer anger and tries to do his plan. When he lures the shifty animatronics back to the place, it would work but now he had to do Mark's job of ordering supplies and on top of that, survive the animatronics. Henry is so set on his plan, but he also changed the way the pizzeria had been set up. He gets rid of the the safe stuff and replaces them with stuff that he likes, which unfortunately for him, is the stuff that has liability risk. Soon as the days go by, the pizzeria gets less money and more lawsuits and his own company is starting to turn on him, thinking he does not care for saftey and entertainment. Henry does not care thou and neglect everything just to do his plan. Soon however the shifty animatronics figure out the plan and somehiw get out, which enrages Henry. so during the daysift he tried to attack a customer. the police cae and sen thim to a mental insitution.
[Someone else can finish this, it's 3 AM over here and I am tired, goodnight.]
@@carnium bruh Henry's already dead as fuck before this game starts, he committed sewer slide
No.1 crate!
@@sultanofswag8901 no, Henry dies in the fire, on the last day. Remember he said he’s in a nearby room
@@Liamthemaestro That isn’t Henry. Edit: Well shit, I guess it is Henry.
Mark getting mad over egg baby when chat is actually telling the truth is great lmao
Someone said Egg Baby had a secret but someone else said Egg Baby was a scam. 🤦🏻♂️
Bb mnggg
egg baby has a secret though. its another henry speech.
egg baby is supposed to show you the blueprints for lefty if your in the office and do some button pressing idk something like that
Mark: “there should be no animatronics”
Mark:” why did the light flicker?”
*out pops Number 1 crate*
NUMBER ONE CRAAAAAAATE
YEAH
Why do I feel like a number one crate jumpscare would be him just saying rawr or boop
Pssst... Hey.. over here! PSSSSSTTTTT!!!!! PSSSSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Hell ya NUMBER 1 CRATE
First night:
Mark: There should be no animatronics here
Me: waiting for number one crate to jump through the vents and ruin his night.
True
I love this 😂😂
NUMBER ONE CRATEEEEEEEE
It would be funny if it's candy cadet
@@rhaizenzafragamer2801 CC be like “you need candy. Candy. CANDY!”
The puppet curling up with the murdered child *still* breaks my heart
You know what doesn't? NUMBER ONE CRAAAAAAATEEEE
@@shep8439 DOO DOO DOO DOO
Well fix it
puppet failed its purpose of protecting the child after william packed her up so puppet had no purpose and now is depressed dead mf because spring locks and water is a no no
@@couch_potato1553 a. it didnt fail by it's own mistakes b. puppet is possessed not dead c. puppet doesn't have springlocks
Getting a shitton of "performance bonus" after witnessing the puppet comfort a dead child has to be one of the funniest things Scott has ever done.
E N C O R E
mark: "why did i buy ones with risk?"
also mark: "lefty is five dollars!"
“five dol- mmmm” 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥
Basically girls when they go shopping.
Hi
@@OriginalUsername01 fr lmfao
@@OriginalUsername01wrong this is dads in a nutshell
chat: "candy cadet tells you a story if you use all 10 tokens"
mark: *uses all 10 tokens*
candy cadet: *doesn't tell mark a story*
chat: "skill issue"
im pretty sure candy cadet only tells you a story only if it has risk when you buy it.
i think it's rng
Yeah it's completely random
@@sanspogxd-4205 no you can get stories with 0 risk you just have to pray to he rng gods
yeah it took me a while before i got one of the stories, but there isn't a definite thing that makes your chances better/worse
Actually, Egg Baby does do something. When you get it, the light onthe computer changes and you can turn off the computer and restart. That will bring you to how the animatronics work and different secret files. Like this so Mark sees
Karhman _Egg Baby_
Karhman he said that he knew that Egg Baby has secret smh
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA sorry I just had nothing to do ;-;
Dark green gamer lol
Egg baby is way to expensive I had to wait 3 nights for the coins
I have good memories of this livestream. It was a pretty warm day despite it being December, and my dad was on his way to school to pick me up, as I wasn't feeling well and had a fever. When I arrived back home, I was so chilly that I filled the couch with as many blankets as I could, and sipped the chicken noodle soup my dad made as fast as I could without burning myself. I turned on my phone to find out that Mark was streaming for the first time in a while. It was this stream, and I watched it from I want to say the 13 minute mark (no pun intended) to the end. Definitely one of my better sick days, and it's cool that Mark decided to stream that day. Thanks man.
It’s so heartwarming to see that others are still re watching marks fnaf play throughs :,)
i love the small days like this, not neccessarily the biggest and most fun but just remembering the feeling and nostalgia at the time.
that's such a heartwarming memory, and i know this would make mark smile if he read this
This is wonderful, thank you for sharing your nostalgic story.
“REMEMBER, YOU WANT ALL OF THEM IN THE SAME PLACE.”
Mark: *throws them all back into the alley together*
“THE DARKEST PIT OF HELL AWAITS YOU.”
Technically they are in the same place: the alley
@@yoinkorboink7611 I can imagine them waiting at the door, all looking at each other in silence like "... this is awkward..."
@@beardbeardedbeardsbeardedh9374 especially because of springtrap
im your 1000th like lol
@@kameryngreer3098 lefty and molten Freddy just beating him up while baby’s trying to stop them
Chat: "Egg Baby gets you the insanity certificate."
Mark: "I'm pretty sure you're lying."
No Mark, that was the one person that was telling the truth.
Vale5893 Really?
Yup your correct after you get eggbaby if you off you computer during the day shift and hold z to on the computer you get something special ;)
We were screaming at him so much, but chat was just a blur.
And now it's too late for anyone to save him Hahaha!.. Hahahaha!!!.. haaaaa!!!!!
But that's Kaede's lie isn't it?
Mark: *traumatized by the security puppet minigame ending*
The game just a second later : 🕺💃🕺💃
It adds to the sadness and it's kindof brilliant. The cheerful sounds and colors juxtaposed to the tragedy of the cutscene undermines the tragedy and kind of even reflects the heartless of how Afton profits off of the tormentor his victims. It gives you a taste of the sadness his victims feel with the happiness afton feels when the remnant made from it works in his favor.
@@Miserablekid you ain't funny either, slur sayer
@@Miserablekid who
tiktok humor
I believe you mean
🕺 📦 💃 🕺
I think the reason Scott is so good at writing comically shady business practices is for his time working at Dollar Store😂
Candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy... CANDY
wait that actually makes a lot of sense lmao
Kid: *puts coin in*
Candy Cadet: Now this is a story, all about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down!
Now why don't you just sit right there and let me tell you how I'm the prince of C A N D Y
Nice hold on a second MUSTARD!!
In Fazbear Entertainment, made and tested, in the factory with my #1 crate!
3 likes and I write the whole song.
James Tucker, ok, you got 4 likes so write the song.
dude this was FOUR YEARS AGO. i refuse to believe that. this game is literally amazing and watching mark play it makes it 1000% better. it feels like just yesterday this game was released for some reason lol
Ur too late
🥲
i used to watch shows from like 2015 in 2018 thinking they where new so im not really surprised by this
Lol
Lmao little does he know it’s 2022 5 YEARS lmao very true
I love how Mark's first certificate was the Certificate of Completion and mine was the Certificate of Bankruptcy
Mine was the blacklisted one ...
i havent even finished the game yet, i have it but i keep dying lmfao
@@kit6561 oof
I never even got a certificate, after I salvaged all the animatronics, I kept dying and couldn't pass it.
*and then i gave up*
Isn’t that true to life tho?
Still one of my favorites in the entire franchise, the secrets, the pacing and balance between scary and fun, the different endings, the dialogue, and just the overall joy and finality this game brings to my soul. The ending just feels *right.*
I love how Mark got the Lore keeper ending live and Game Theory didn't.
@JOKER IS IN THE MEME his name is Mathew Pathew
@JOKER IS IN THE MEME I can’t tell if you took that seriously. If you did chill out it’s a joke.
@JOKER IS IN THE MEME I mean, yeah, one of them plays video games for a living, and fights for the title for king of the franchise, and the other has a team of people write theory scripts loosely based on video games. Makes sense that Mark would be better.
Ironic
@@elit3runner 😂
I love the dead silence when Mark discovered the Security Puppet easter egg. It reminded me of when he discovered The Bite of '83 in FNaF 4.
Was that the Bite of '87?!
-Markiplier
*“WAS THAT THE DEATH OF CHARLIE?!”*
can someone please time stamp it? i really wanna see his reaction XD
I love when he first heard about the bite.
Phone guy: ..and then there was the bite of '87...
Mark: THE BITE?!?? WHAT BITE??!?
@@deja-vu6279 1:32:34
Imagine trying to get some candy from a machine and having it tell you a story about a man who stitched five orphans together.
That must be quite... un-whole-some
You mean that doesn't happen to you?
Its a part of of life bro
then there is the keys, and the puppies, but tbh its just par for the course on the road to getting C A N D Y
@@bongocat4268 the candy comes with risk. and that risk is childhood trauma
The ending where Cassette Man tells you you're fired just sounds like he's so disappointed and annoyed, as if saying "I shouldn't have made my plan too complex..."
"Cassette Man" 🤣🤣
Alt title: Mark gets a gambling addiction
Well yes, but actually yes
He has had a gambling addiction since "I can't believe it's not gambling sim"
LOL
Indeed
Yup
Child: *fuses with puppet*
Mark: *utter shock*
Game: WOOO PERFORMANCE BONUS
1:33:20
THE BITE OF 87 lol that's what i imagined him saying after that
the puppet lies down next to the child as it dies but good joke otherwise
Thats not baby yoda thats grogu
Hello
i find it so ironic that some of scott's first games were about religion but his most popular game was about children being murdered and haunting demonic robots lmao
i agree lol. he just let his "creative juices flow" and he hit gold
I don't remember his old games being about religion?
Yep VEEEEEERY dark creepy and not for children that are easily bothered.HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHE HE HE
religion is a boring concept for a game anyway...
@@carteraten195 Scott created the game "Pilgrim's Progress" which was modeled after John Bunyan's book with the same name. It is a Christian themed book ^^
To those who went out of their way to find this outside the playlist, congratulations! Your reward is about an hour and forty-nine minutes of extra Mark FNaF goodness!
Yessir it's a great episode
Yay!
WHY IS IT NOT IN THE PLAYLIST
I did find it in the playlist
I just found it randomly on my recommended and was shocked to see that it wasn’t in the playlist but it was nice to see Mark find out all of the secrets in the game.
Rewatching all of Mark’s fnaf content for comfort and nostalgia during these rough times in 2020, thank you Mark
Me too
Same
Same
Same
same
i love how when you accept marty’s plungers as an advertiser they chose to advertise it at the tables of all places so everyone can think of a clogged poopy toilet while they eat.
That is actually kind of genius.
I wouldn’t want to eat anymore cause that’d make me sick, so it wouldn’t exactly be genius.
LMAO!!!
Wait you mean it's NOT normal for people to do that?
Perfect!
Fun fact: Pickles in the fnaf universe cause immediate happiness, and are considered a rarity.
your profile pic caused me immediate happiness
In the real universe too
I guess that means that i would be depressed in both realities because i don't like pickels
@@theplague5803 theyre rare, so you would be generally happy
@@Frostedlyre oh well that's good to know
Also im going to do a joke with your name so get ready
I feel like this stream with all the #1 crate jokes makes Mark responsible for having trash and the gang in UCN
i’ve always thought about this! i’m glad i’m not alone on this theory.
Markiplier: I can't handle that much candy
Also
Markiplier: *eating every single piece of candy in help wanted*
*Headset vacuum intensifies*
Hen0tic02 u are very true
*Also eat Plushies*
* figures *
Omg yesh
Imagine getting jump-scared by Number One Crate
Fnaf ultimate custom night makes that possible
@@entrypointman9628 Oh god...
@Somebody You know *beautiful
I fear no man but that thing scares me
@@adambaker4380 No1. Crate is my Senpai
Says he doesn't need an animatronic at the start...
*Buys one 30 seconds later.*
ha ya thats true
Meme - tastic!
Candy.
when he said he didn't need an animatronic later he said he will get one butt with no risk
But it's #1 Crate
DRFirekid24 _
Candy.
1:09:05 There is something so haunting about the car honking, being the only audio for ambience.
Yeah it terrified me the first time I watched him get the secret
“...his name’s Helpy”
*helpy busts some sick moves*
UNDERRATED COMMENT
#1 CRATE
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👍👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏👏 btw helpy is one of my favourite characters
@@oliviagregg2158 lies
Mark: Casually throws William Afton into the alleyway
are you supposed to take him?
@@carson6188 Nah, but it’s just hilarious that he had no clue
@@funkycoat4644 lolol aight
peepaw willy
@@emmersonzant530 grandaddy pee paw
They are all in one place. The dumpster. Just start a dumpster fire.
Good enough for me!
True. Just throw them all in the dumpster and light it on fire. The outcome is the same - They all burn.
True
Awesomespore don’t r/wooosh me but the animatronics are massive compared to a human. And probably much stronger than one so they could easily escape
@@schnoig_ ...
29:00 not only in the rare screens, but when Lefty is on stage in general, you can see the striped pattern in his shoulder as he sings and does a weird wobbly dance
Candy cadet: has coin slot
“Add coin slot” button: I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that
It means add one more, sorry
Yep :/
I can't wait till he starts telling stories
Wait No! I don't want his disturbing stories! 😱😱😱
Here's all the endings/certificates, and how to get them:
"Completion" = get all the haunted animatronics in the pizzeria and burn them at the end
"Mediocrity" = go though the entire game with 0 FazPoints at the end
"Blacklisted" = end the game with 50+ liability risk
"Lorekeeper" = get all endings in the arcade games (Fruity Maze, The Puppet and Midnight Motorist)
"Bankruptcy" = use all your money and settle a lawsuit (i.e. get in debt)
"Insanity" = buy the Egg Baby. Then at the next night, turn off the computer and press the button/light at the lower left corner of the computer. Henry will talk about William, and his plan. You can also see blueprints on how some animatronics work. Like the lure system in the vents and LEFTY
This game is insane (no pun intended)
i never knew that's what egg baby does, it makes sense it's called data archive now i thought it was useless
i beat the game wothout any jumpscares and no lawsuits like mark did and i got fired. that was the day i realized i suck at everything even when i do it right. **cat jam**
Too late..
Thanks a lot for me and the rest of us newer viewers-what the hell was the deal with that car minigame?? I don’t get it, it just kinda went nowhere
Candy Cadet doesn't seem to be telling a story!
LET'S MOTIVATE IT WITH A CONTROLLED SHOCK!!
This needs more likes 🤣🤣
That is genius
Bruh
Fish (me) doesn't want to get up, lets motivate her with a controlled shock
When does he tell the story
Seeing how genuinely sad mark was over the puppets child ( Henry's daughter) 😢 me too...
It's so cute and sad at the same time i didn't know what to feel 😭😭❤
Candy candy candy
@@Ace-r8h🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
Candy candy candy
Mark:Candy's cancelled, EVERYTHING IS CANCELLED.
Me:You're about 3 years too early.
Look at his money when he says that
It literally says 2020
Big Jill mark posted this video in 2017
Jasmari Anne Sandico I know right? 😂😂😂
@@dedlyocen1684 and his money was 2020 and said everything was canceled
Mark: "You can actually buy the puppet if you get enough money"
Also Mark: *LEFTY IS FIVE DOLLARS*
And he comes with a puppet for free
Henry put his daughter on a discount lmao
@@karmak5461 HAHAHAH
@@karmak5461 WHA AAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAGAGAHAGAHAHAHA
@@karmak5461 Yes. Yes he did.
What if you wanted a story...But Candy Cadet said...
*C A N D Y*
🍬 🍬 🍬
C A N D Y
C A N D Y
🦷🦷🦷
🍬🍬🍬
Mark:"so the kid died of exposure"
William Afton:"Keep thinking that way budd"
1:33:40 marks horrified face + the sounds of winning and money is the funniest thing ive seen today
Me too lol
Congratulations. You’ve found the secret fnaf stream that’s not in Mark’s fnaf playlist!
Indeed I did
Yep
I am a genius
good thing it is stunlocked in my recommendations and has been for the path year
a secret only 19 million people saw
candy cadet: *traumatizing kids with haunting stories*
**airhorns** *GAME WIN*
More like traumatizing kids with that profile picture....
Your profile pic is ungodly
@@crylune so there s unholy and ungodly that is more then both of those
@@TheDudeliestDude HAHA
@Edvin Karlsson yes i do and im proud
Mark saying "Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire" from Metallica REALLY MADE MY DAY!!!
25:00
Marks money in the top right: $2020
Mark: "everything is canceled!"
Lol I just wrote that
I felt that man, more than I should lmao
@@TheTrashyboi so did i
*intensity intesifies*
SHUNGITE lol
Child: *Dies*
Mark: *Terrified*
Helpy: *M O N E Y*
We need *M O N E Y*
@@AnOddlyFortune WE PUPPET
M O N E Y
Mark: WAS THAT THE BITE OF EIGHTY SEVE- Helpy: M O N E Y
M *O* N *E* Y
I love how we’re all here 3 years later
i know right
@@emmawatt2678 hey I thought I was the only one
@@loganlarson2066 im just basically going back through all his old fnaf videos, theyre so nostalgic and they're so much fun to watch
@@emmawatt2678 there are! Markiplier is one of the best youtubers. I stumbled upon him when when he was still newer and I’ve loved his channel ever since
We all are tbh
Mark should add this to the five nights of freddys playlist he has. I didnt know this video existed until today cause I rewatch his fnaf series all the time when I'm not doing too well
I think it's real interesting that, despite being extremely simplistic and non-threatening, Candy Cadet still has an unnerving air about him.
Candy Candy Candy
the stories that he tells are really messed up, look them up
The stories are just different variations of what Afton did
I do not trust anyone with more candy than me
Shush he is beautiful
54:00 "oh, trash cans...why do I have three"
Also Mark "I am a man who owns 5 ovens!"
Windrider I am your 69th like. Also t r a s h c a n s
C a n d y
YESSSS
Mark: “I aM a mAn wHo oWnS fIvE oVeNs”
Also Mark: “I wAnT thE tOaStEr oVen”
yes so true and you watch markiplier makes
He owns 3 bc he wants to keep his trash organised
Recycled
Glass
Plastic
E waste
Mark: “we’ve got nothing but time!”
unus annus: *am I a joke to you*
Very true
Best Vegetable tery vrue
ertu yevr
Jose Runion I always come back
@@Theta-411 WiLlIaM aFtOn?!? Is ThAt YoU?!?
Man do i love coming back to these. Feels like it was less than 4 years ago when mark played this aside from him playing it again for In Space.
"You can choose to salvage the animatronic, or toss it back into the alley."
Mark: YEET
@@sylvaticdaveo4486 XD HELL YA
I would to
Salvage or throw back in the alley? *picks up the animatronic and Yeets it back into the alley.* "Now stay there!"
Me tho! If u have no idea where it came from (which we all know it came from a haunted pizzaria and they're killer robots) then u throw it out
YEEEETTTTT IS WHAT I DO ALL DAY
Mark: I had all the sponsorships when I beat the game and they didn't bother me at all.
Mark: OH NO! WACKY WART PAAAAASTE!
Lol I was thinking the same thing
420
markimoo:)
Helpy: *in background managing all the lawsuits and helping the owner become an owner*
Every other animatronic: ah yes *anarchy*
Chaos chaos
Anarchy is fun tho
YEP.
Yes but no...
Actually yes there is no,no
Hi
mark recivering from the puppet game ending: 😨😨😨
number one crate: 👆😊👆
Why did I think #1 crate was flipping people off 💀💀💀
@@darkwing5788😂😮😮🔪😈😈😎☺️☝️😊☝️
The chat section really was something in this stream...
*C A N D Y*
*P I C K L E S*
*P R E S S B T O B L O W*
Fusion Tide press A to smash
and exotic butters
Exotic pickles
don’t forget the screaming during the car secret game
Press F to pay your respects to all the memes that died during that stream
Mark: Candy is cancelled! Everything is cancelled!
Opens shop to see his cash is at 2020
Everyone now in the year 2020: For he told of a prophecy
well now everything IS cancelled 🥴
so true though
He had foresight
Chance Lay hell ya
I screenshotted that that
What i expected: him getting all the ending and slowly progress to them
What i get: markiplier screaming NUMBER ONE CRATE!!!!!!
No u
@@tammystroud2547 N O U
and CANDY!!!!!!
Also I aM ThE CaNdY CaDeT
@@garfieldfan98 OH
1:46:52
"her index finger was broken due to the establishment's failure to install necessary and approved safety apparatuses."
What did she do, slam it against the floor!?
yes, we should have installed cushions everywhere!
i like the blacklisted ending that you get if your establishment is "too much of a liability hazard even for Fazbear Entertainment"
Just imagine a pizzeria that is too dangerous even for a company that was founded by a serial killer specifically to kill patrons
Omg imagine- like William kills 5 kids in the first game, stuffs them in suits, they've been missing for YEARS, but they shut you down bc a bunch of plastic balls in a cardboard box is too much of a risk
@@Alex-hf1fo Well, y'know the plastic balls have a lot of bacteria in it
@@A_Pigeon181 true true
Evan purpule guy's scared!
@@Alex-hf1fo Walt Disney: I’m fine wit working with Nazis to make film for children. But I draw the line if that train isn’t safe for them kids!😂😅
Everyone in the future: YOURE FINE WIT WORKING WIT NAZIS???
the amount of love this man has for a crate is insane
It's the greatest love story of all time
Tiny Box Tim hahaha
I mean it is...
NUMBER ONE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!
That crate _is_ adorable tho.
I like pan stan
I wonder if mark thinks its weird we rewatch his fnaf series habitually
He probably loves it! The community still thrives
i’m glad i’m not the only one who does this
@@strxwberry.soda. SAMEEE
@@strxwberry.soda. this is my comfort series
Lmao ye
1:09:33 After Mark being confused he just starts dancing to the beat 😂
reminder that in the route that mark is doing, michael is finding his family members and then throwing them back in an alley, probably still knowing they're his family members.
Oh, hey dad. How you doin’?
“Mmmmmmiiiiiichhhhhaeel, heeeeeelllppp mmmmmeeeeee.....”
Nevermind, in the alley you go.
I thought this was William and springtrap was actually Michael?
@@mikentikes11 Scraptrap was William. It was implied as much when the screen showed Scraptrap as Henry mentioned his old friend.
Plus, we know Baby was looking for William when she got to the Pizza Place, but she talked to our protagonist as if he wasn't. The lines that stood out the most for this case were :
"You're not who I expected to see..."
"You don't know who your employer is, do you?"
"Where are you?" (After killing the protagonist, implying she's still looking for someone else.)
Those are evidence that we didn't play as William.
What points to the fact that we are Mike Afton comes from the old man and his old friend.
Here is Henry's line :
"I have a feeling you're right where you want to be."
Here is Scraptrap's line :
"You may not recognize me at first, but I assure you, it's still me."
Implying they know something about our character, or are familiar with him.
By process of elimination, we should be Mike.
@@satriosukarji1777 oh I'm sorry I'm still kinda confused because i thought "you might not recognize me at first" was Michael saying that it's still him
I am the candy cadet
come get your candy here
i have candy all day, every day
candy candy candy
Candy Candy Candy....
@@d9ta141 what? o.e
he’s the king of candy
Return to candy cadet and maybe I will tell you a story
candy
legend has it that Markiplier is still awaiting Candy Cadet’s stories…
Not only that he is still getting more candy than he can eat
legend has it that he still hunts for pickles.
@@wrench3112 then don’t reply if you don’t like it
@@wrench3112 don’t be named after a tool. tf?
@@bia.lynn20 fight fight fight
i love how mark had the most traumatic experience watching charlie die and then the happy song plays while he gets points
2 years later
return to candy cadet again and maybe he will tell you a story
mark burns his computer
BlochsMaster Reacts lol
Keel ioursielf
u too
frmgs if you're gonna insult people learn how to spell it
BlochsMaster Reacts CANDY CANDY CANDY
I love how he kept no. 1 crate the whole time
me too
Me to!!!!!!! So me to!!!!!!!!
Yeah
He's loyal
What other option is there
*Imagine an ad for Exotic Butters*
"Is your butter too boring? Is your spread too sad? Is your toast too tedious? Introducing... *exotic butters!* The only butter that is beyond the normal, disgusting, sticks you get at the store! Not only are these exotic, they come in a neat little basket, which is sure to bring enjoyment to all. And for only $25.99! But if you call now, you will get not one, but TWO Exotic Butters (double the payment). So call now, and enjoy your delicious butters!"
*facepaIm*
This was amazing.
Laughes in Ennard
69th like
I love this comment! 😂😂😂
I love how mark went from loving helpy here, to decimating him constantly in help wanted 2 lol
Mr. Cadet wasn’t lying, he indeed had candy all day every day.
*Only story he told was his life story*
damn😔
Honestly bro😞
Depp 😢
Me when I use all play tokens and not get a stupid story *NOW LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE SH T*
He was a man of his word
Anyone else share this feeling:
You're able to watch all horrifying videos on fnaf and sleep like a rock, but when you go to play the games or demos, you get terrified and have nightmares.
Yeah, I feel you man.
I’ve been constant watching these for a week now but I know if I go play I’ll freak out lol
It’s due to the fact that watching is different than actually experiencing it yourself. Trust me I know this feeling. I thought I could handle it XD
@@radiantcooper2785 exactly 😂
I downloaded the demo for a few of them and passed the first nights, but after that I was like... Nah man and deleted them. I'm good just watching Markiplier
JSPisMe thats because your brain is than aktive not passiv
Is your Candy Cadet broken and not telling stories?
*Fix it with a controlled shock*
S p o o k e d nice one :3
S p o o k e d LMFAO
S p o o k e d Let's check the light again.
there's no other way so why not
*Random person comes out of the cadet*
1:09:12 I almost brushed into tears because I never realized till now because a creator drew a comic about it 😭