gamer nanami “I doubt by grampa will die now if he’s already lived 100 years” your comment is stupid. The earth is actually dying. Global warming, trash, murders all these thing are going to end the human race. And if we aren’t going to help it global warming could destroy the earth is a matter of centuries possibly decades if it gets worse.
At my first time in Starbucks, they left out the last letter in my name so I completely ignored the employee calling out my supposed name for 6 minutes.
"sphinx? youre not even egyptian youre the whitest kid ive seen" GOLD edit: i should probably say this here: ive known lots of people with VERY odd names
What’s tasty in Busan at first I thought you are from the future then I thought you just made a typo then I thought you just completely missed the point
My husband and I used to teach English in China and they let kids pick “English names.” No joke, our attendance lists had names like Chocolate, fish, Hippo, HellokittyPrincess, Aqua, etc. So when I started listening to this, I showed him just because we both related just SO HARD 😂
There were exchange students at my college who were allowed to do the same thing and this one guy picked Elvis because he liked to play the guitar, Lebron because he liked basketball, and Bright and his last name was Lee.
Marella Bougher same situation at our school... we were almost shutdown because we literally have too many people in our classes and often have to share materials in partners. It sucks and our teachers and staff deserve better
I was a sub during the pandemic. 😷 The names were sooooo awesome. (Not really). A lot of Jaden, Kaden, Xaden, Waden, Baden, Raden… 😂😂😂 Every mama thinks her little one is going to be unique with that name and then they spell it weird to top it off. Make it stop. Please.
@@dansedevie123 classes increase because of population size compared to infrastructure; not the government's plan here. You can't build more schools and call it a day. It's a very complicated logistical problem that nobody can fix unless the government stops being in the education business in which it was never supposed to be in the first place. Only private businesses with no regulations can afford to have more facilities to accommodate that many people in such small spaces. I hate the way governments are run nowadays, but you have to understand it's not their direct fault with everything. It's usually the fact that they are involved in the first place which is extremely hard to fix.
@@kroneexe I think that is actually kind of cool. People need to stop with basic ass names. Also some of them like Leaf and Lake are a bit much, but I think if it sounds like a real name and it is a real name and has a cool meaning but isn't Michael, David, John, Steven, William, Alexander, Stephanie, Tiffany, Ashley, Lauren, or Jennifer then you should use it. Who else is super f-ing tired of those names...MEEEE! I think if you choose a name like that for your kid you should be wearing leggings, ugg boots, a scarf, and be holding a pumpkin spice latte and have "Live Laugh Love"and "Home is Where the Heart is" all throughout your house. Basic af.
Liz Rivera I respect your opinion, however, I don’t think you should be talking about “basic names” considering Liz is commonly short for Elizabeth, which is one the top 5 most used girl names. “Basic af.”
Yeah I've gotten Shernewton sounds, Churnutun, and a few other things. Funny when you go to camps and things and watch the try to pronounce it in front of people. LOL
That was my first thought when I heard it!! Didn't realize this was posted three years ago! You KNOW there are going to be some parents naming their kid after the TH-camr, though...
The hunger game names were to represent the industries Eg D1 cashmere, gloss, glimmer and marvel represent luxury goods D11 Rue, thresh, seeder and chaff for agriculture
don’t forget all of the names that will be from fandoms. imagine getting twins named Fred and George in your class and being like “oh, so you’re parents were in THAT fandom”
My son's names are Ryan, Marshall, Aaron, and Charles. They are the only kids in their classrooms with classic names 😂 So I guess you can say classic is the new unique ✨
The odd thing is that named seemingly and very drastically change throughout ages. From “Ludwig” to “Benjamin” and so fourth, and to this age where our names are the most diverse in history, varying from different country’s and different languages. In a way it’s beautiful. Until you realize most of them are named by instagram obsessed tiktok parents 😒
When I was a kid, I totally thought names like this were cool and wanted to name my kids things like Ivory and Ebony. While I still think my list of names are cool, I know better than to make my children suffer with a weird name. I can save the unique names for story-writing.
I know a girl named Indigo and she was born in 1999 dkjfhaljd indigo isnt that unpopular of a name and I know people in my age group (college age) that have the name
Group projects should be easy though.. "alright kids, your groups are: generic nouns, seasons, places on a map, food, and excessive use of the letters 'x' and/or 'y'"
“You’re not even Egyptian, you’re the whitest kid I’ve ever seen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ *Edit: Almost 10K?! Oh my gosh!! I need to make a career out of randomly quoting people on TH-cam! 🙏🏽🙂✌🏽❤️
I’ll come back in 10 years and comment “this is surprisingly accurate” Edit: I’m prepared and exited for this *journee* Edit 2: 2023 and I haven’t forgotten… 6 years left
I use to help coach my daughter’s cheerleading squad when she was in elementary and there was a girl on the team named Dasani. 😳 My last son we named Luke and we were with friends of mutual friends and they had a son about the same age as our son however his name was Lake. I just couldn’t wrap my head around it. 🤔😅
There is a girl named River at the preschool I work at. In fact, there are a lot of, uh, "interesting" names of kids at that school. Bremington, Lyric, Briggs, Brix, Ever, Corbit, and more! :P
Just wait until that one Karen is like 'nah, Meadow is too mainstream of a spelling' and decides to name their child Medoh. Poor kid, let's hope none of his/her peers find something to _link_ it to -(*cough* ravioli *cough*)- 😞
Bold of you to think that the school system would actually buy new technology for schools. Schools are all about cost cutting so cheap things like paper and pens will be going nowhere.
Omg lmfao I'm literally dying this is spot on its so my daughters class list lmao!! My daughters name is Emberlyn so I went with different too lol hilarious!
There is a kid in my grade named “Sodapop”. We call him “Jack” because that’s his middle name. Apparently his mom really liked this one book from the 60s lol edit : ive just been informed that the book was The Outsiders oops. We didn’t read that book in middle school. We did a lot of Edgar Allen Poe.
Nope, he's not. I am a teacher, and I had a co-worker shove a desk so hard it went flying across the room. He then told the class he is now going to need to step out into the hallway, for minute..... lol!.....true story
I went to school with a girl named Peaches. I thought for about 3 years it was a nickname. Nope. Her mother named her Peaches. Poor Pickle has it worse than poor Peaches tho.
Yup! Last year I had a boy named Xaus (pronounced Kay-us) and a girl name Galaxie. Then the year before that I had two boys named Mikko and Meeklo and girl named Nova. And the year before that I had a boy named Jericho. And I also had a student whose twin brother and sister are named Hurricane and Katrina...No lie lol
barbaro267 I know it’s lame to respond to my own comment, but I’m kinda sad that nobody is thinking of Clementine from Reno 911. I guess that show has been off the air since many TH-cam viewers were in diapers. Now I feel ooooooold. 😮😥
Oh god, I knew a Moon, Novah, Ridge, Meadow, Raven, Beckett, Clementine, Indigo, Kingston, North, Poppy, and Shiloh. I then began to be bullied for my name for technically being considered an entitled name.
@@xdlr22 There was a tweet from 2016 where a young couple were in the hospital with their baby and it said something like "Welcoming young Naruto (mid name) (last name) into the world!" So RIP.
When my brother’s friend showed up first day of freshman year her teacher was taking roll and this girl’s name was spelled L-A and the teacher pronounced it L. A. and the girl yells “my name is Ladasha that dash don’t be silent”
It’s actually English that’s weird Like in Spanish, Pedro is literally just “Rock” It’s pretty normal in other languages to be named after actual objects or adjectives
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My man said spell Zach
“Xaqueri” 😂
I think it would have gone to Xaquery or Xaq for short
He said “Xaqueri-“ probably millennial for Zachariah
It was Xaqueri like Zachary
@@TwoBitty that's what I was thinking
Wake Ransom as if millennials would actually have children 😂
In 10 years there is gonna be like 500,000 kids commenting: “that’s my name, why you bulling me”
JOEY TAYLOR if this video is still relevant
If the world still even exists
Inkymation which it most likely won't
Inkymation I doubt it won’t exist in 10 years if it has existed for more than a billion now.
gamer nanami “I doubt by grampa will die now if he’s already lived 100 years” your comment is stupid. The earth is actually dying. Global warming, trash, murders all these thing are going to end the human race. And if we aren’t going to help it global warming could destroy the earth is a matter of centuries possibly decades if it gets worse.
*Some of these names are like Starbucks employees writing down your name on the cup*
I've never been to Starbucks but if an employee spells my name Jurnee instead of Jurney I'd be extremely confused
Cark
Shit he figured it out
At my first time in Starbucks, they left out the last letter in my name so I completely ignored the employee calling out my supposed name for 6 minutes.
Thor is a dog as a person who works at Starbucks, it fucking happens man. You can’t expect us to get EVERYONE’S name right.
"sphinx? youre not even egyptian youre the whitest kid ive seen"
GOLD
edit: i should probably say this here: ive known lots of people with VERY odd names
My brother would have called him Sphinxster.
The acknowledgment that the original Egyptians weren’t white is pure gold and truth.
@@de3182 😂
Plot twist, he's so angry cause his first name is Mr.
Beautiful comment
Mister Peanutbutter
Art.
Okay, but how is there only 3 replies
LOLLLL!!!
“You’re not even Egyptian, whitest kid I’ve ever seen” 💀💀💀
that hit my elbow on the moons 12 recovery systems
Lmao referencing cultural appropriation.
The moment when I hit the like button 😂😂
Woke jokes are hardly funny.
@@debuskjt208 he was talking about Egyptian sphinx.
*10 years from now:* youtube algorithm will put this on recommendation
What’s tasty in Busan at first I thought you are from the future then I thought you just made a typo then I thought you just completely missed the point
bet ☕️☕️ i’ll be back in 10 years
plot-twist, someone sees this comment in ten years and decides to name their kid “Algorithm”
Can't wait
Not wrong bro
My husband and I used to teach English in China and they let kids pick “English names.” No joke, our attendance lists had names like Chocolate, fish, Hippo, HellokittyPrincess, Aqua, etc. So when I started listening to this, I showed him just because we both related just SO HARD 😂
There were exchange students at my college who were allowed to do the same thing and this one guy picked Elvis because he liked to play the guitar, Lebron because he liked basketball, and Bright and his last name was Lee.
I taught in China for a while too, and I had an Optimus and a "Maria Carey" (they misspelled it).
How can you not laugh so hard in their faces 😂
😂😂😂
I know a few who took Ruby and Rainbow, those are rational
Parents out here naming their kids like they live in Mordor like chill
Trey Kennedy ikr?!?
(Btw this is earliest I've been to one of ur vids xD)
I may or may not have named my child after a Toilken character 🤣
One does not simply remember the spelling of half of these names.
@@JLH8406 It was Sam wasn't it.
I love how nobody's commenting on the fact that he has 46 kids in his 4th grade class. Basically hell.
Bitter Cider my 4th grade class had nearly 36 people in it, not far off from accurate lol
Budget cuts man
We have about 40 kids in a class here in China
Marella Bougher same situation at our school... we were almost shutdown because we literally have too many people in our classes and often have to share materials in partners. It sucks and our teachers and staff deserve better
Bitter Cider Did you mean: Public School?
Know a girl named Diessa. Her nickname is Die so at her games we yell, “GO, DIE” and people look at us like we’re insane. lmao
SlimySnekBoi ÙWÚ I have a family member whose name is Dianne, and her nickname is die as well. And I sounds so weird when I say Aunty die 😂😂😂
Sounds like Bakugo lmao
• Peachy • SHINDEEEEEEE
What have u done to the snake boy
That’s a normal enough nickname. Lots of dianes. Also, princess Di was preeeeeeetty popular
As a substitute teacher, I can tell you that this is already a reality.
I was a sub during the pandemic. 😷 The names were sooooo awesome. (Not really). A lot of Jaden, Kaden, Xaden, Waden, Baden, Raden… 😂😂😂 Every mama thinks her little one is going to be unique with that name and then they spell it weird to top it off. Make it stop. Please.
As a kid who had a sub today, these subs ALWAYS mess up atleast 2 or 4 names😅
"alrighty... And how do you spell your name Zack?"
"X-"
*"no."*
That sounds like Utah culture
As a Utahn, can confirm. This is how roll call will be in ten years.
Wait, weird names are exclusive to Utah? I’ve thought that that was common.
It's a nation wide thing. But the west coast gets it much worse.
Knutty Entertainment i think it’s because the majority of our “normal” names are derived from the bible and we’re getting less and less christian
this teacher has 45 students. i’d walk out too buddy.
lmao I was hoping somebody would count the students because he said a lot of freaking names. XD
That's because governments will continue to increase class sizes in the future to "improve education" lol
@@dansedevie123 classes increase because of population size compared to infrastructure; not the government's plan here. You can't build more schools and call it a day. It's a very complicated logistical problem that nobody can fix unless the government stops being in the education business in which it was never supposed to be in the first place. Only private businesses with no regulations can afford to have more facilities to accommodate that many people in such small spaces. I hate the way governments are run nowadays, but you have to understand it's not their direct fault with everything. It's usually the fact that they are involved in the first place which is extremely hard to fix.
*Traumatizing flashbacks from elementary school* 60 students...60 students...
Normal schools in Malaysia have around 30-40 students....
i was waiting for him to say “i go by millian not max”
My cousin is named Millian lol.
Stop it lmao
@@kroneexe I think that is actually kind of cool. People need to stop with basic ass names. Also some of them like Leaf and Lake are a bit much, but I think if it sounds like a real name and it is a real name and has a cool meaning but isn't Michael, David, John, Steven, William, Alexander, Stephanie, Tiffany, Ashley, Lauren, or Jennifer then you should use it. Who else is super f-ing tired of those names...MEEEE! I think if you choose a name like that for your kid you should be wearing leggings, ugg boots, a scarf, and be holding a pumpkin spice latte and have "Live Laugh Love"and "Home is Where the Heart is" all throughout your house. Basic af.
Liz Rivera I respect your opinion, however, I don’t think you should be talking about “basic names” considering Liz is commonly short for Elizabeth, which is one the top 5 most used girl names. “Basic af.”
@@MahMaximus I know my name is basic af. Also, I didn't choose it. Duh! That's why I don't want to do that to my kid. That's the point.
Let's face it, if this were real there would be at least one A-Aron.
I am A-aron
YOU DONE MESSED UP A-ARON!!
Sounds like a school full of celebrity's kids.
except I've heard 1/2 of those at a preschool lol
Im not even lying my cousin named her son beckket
Rob Bowman
I feel sorry for your kid lol
LMAO
There was a Zaqori at my university and just if anyone is curious, he was very very white
The most unrealistic part of this video is that he pronounced all the names correctly 😂
actually tho lmao 😂
I thought Gaston should have been like beauty and the beast Gaston but other than that yeah
Lol. Not even teachers I've had for 4 years can pronounce my last name correctly. From Europe or something. Literally no one get is on the first try😂
Olivia Chernutan lol 😂 same here except it’s that nobody can spell it correctly lol 😂 it’s always like Lou or like Lu but never Liu 😂
Yeah I've gotten Shernewton sounds, Churnutun, and a few other things. Funny when you go to camps and things and watch the try to pronounce it in front of people. LOL
20 Years Later: epicgamer23
Correction: Hugh G Rection
You won't be able to have the same name as others just like in games lol
The name is taken other suggestions epicgamers23_
*intense flashbacks to 2010*
@@_beanbag_2545 LMAO
I worked at a daycare and let me tell you, half of these names you gave I’ve heard 😂
lowkey i thought one of the kids was gonna be named naruto lmao
After the naruto runners of the Area 51 Raid
@@finder_ I'm surprised one of the names wasn't Area 51 (first name) Raid (middle name)
Just you wait until I have kids! I will have a naruto AND SASUKE!!!!
Oh just wait those 10 years, it will happen
No joke my former coworker just named his baby girl Sakura (he’s a huge naruto nerd
“You’re not even Egyptian, you’re the whitest kid I’ve ever seen”
Sounds familiar
2:16
Hahah aabbahababahababahahaha
Why is that every time I read someone’s comment it happens a second after in the video
I know someone who their white kid Anubis. So it could be worse. Much worse.
Don’t forget twin brothers Phineas and Ferb
😂 so true
Ok but that one is good
200th like hehe
Thomas and Jeremy are the most adorable picks for me, a cute tom and jerry but still not that obvius
YES
Naming your kid “Dream” has a COMPLETELY different connotation just a couple years after this video was posted lmao
Ok, what?
@The idiot who exists Please tell me what it means. I'm out of the loop
??
That was my first thought when I heard it!! Didn't realize this was posted three years ago! You KNOW there are going to be some parents naming their kid after the TH-camr, though...
bruh those parents are casuals
imma name my kids Hotel and Trivago
Cataclyx Carlos 😂😂😂. This made me wheeze 💀
lmao
I'm gonna name my kids House and Brick
@The Reatoes Such fine names. If someone can name their kid Indigo I figure nothing's off the table.
I'm naming my shithead
_Little did he know he just gave name inspiration for the parents of the future.._
imma name my kid *Subaru*
Yo, not gunna lie some of those names were actually sick. not many of them just a few
hehehe
Dibs on indigo
Xaqueri. Like strawberry daqueri. I’m taking that.
Names sound like they're about to get drafted for the hunger games
I laughed so fReAkInG hard when I read this😂
Anything can happen in 10 years
Even worse than those...
Amber J What I was thinking lmao
The hunger game names were to represent the industries
Eg
D1 cashmere, gloss, glimmer and marvel represent luxury goods
D11 Rue, thresh, seeder and chaff for agriculture
As a teacher, this video = facts! I've already had students with 75% of these names. The spelling is crazy too. Journi vs. Jurnee vs. Journey
Trey: These are bad names.
Elon Musk: Hold my beer.
sweats in X A.I. Archangel 12
X Æ A-12
George Wilber if this is a correction Æ=A.I. in elvish and The A is for archangel
Aiden G. Nah fam it wasn’t
George Wilber ok fam nvm then fam
I really just got called out like that, damn
now go to the corner and cry
I am so sorry for you
Tbh Apollo is a sick name I love it
GAS Apollo creed
I was called chewbaca as a nickname, I wonder why
Don’t forget the slew of elementary girls in about 10 years who will all be named Billie.
Oh boy
Nickname- eyelash
Billie actually didn’t grow that much surprisingly. It was 1,474 in 2018 and now It’s 1,211 (they update every July)
Brianna Perez - Oh, it might take a few more years to fully see the effect. It might also depend on how long Billie’s fame lasts or how big it gets.
Brianna Perez - Me, too, actually 😆. I was surprised by what you posted. :-)
Everybody is gonna be named Billie
don’t forget all of the names that will be from fandoms. imagine getting twins named Fred and George in your class and being like “oh, so you’re parents were in THAT fandom”
There was a girl in my elementary school named Queenelizabeth. No spaces. That was her first name
There was once a kid in my class named Butfurt. (His name was pronounced Boo-far) we called him butt fart
Eva B. HAHA that is incredible
wh- what. i feel so bad for her 😭😭😭
Poor Butfurt
There is a Maximilian in my class and I thought it was a normal name
I went to middle school with twins named “Syx” and “Sevyn”. It was a boy and a girl
Omg
SYX OH GOD THOSE CHILDREN ARE HATED BY THEIR PARENTS 😭
This creativity, I can't even lmao
I think they probably had siblings 1-5 😂
@mikayla Horne Was syx afraid of sevyn?
Making fun of the name Clementine?
*Lee will remember that*
AHHH
oh my god
Fuck-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
RIP lee😥
As someone who works with children, this is incredibly accurate haha. I think this is taking roll during present times.
No joke, I went to elementary school with a kid named "Theawesome". No space or dash... I didn't believe it until i saw the attendance sheet.
Wheres that kid now?
@@lunahetfield yeah I need to know
@Smoked Bear Kyle.
My cousin named her baby Amazin
At first a read that as threesome lmfao
"Sphinx...you're not even egyptian, you're the whitest kid I've ever seen.." 💀
River Rose26 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
That's probably gonna be too offensive in the next 10 years
Omg there's someone in the comments who's offended lmao!!
@8box12 Israel lmao
+Minycart | nah you can’t be offensive towards White People.
In 2nd grade there was a kid named Cowboy. That was his actual birth name
Pffft, "Cowboy"?! What a stupid, uncool name...
:suppresses jealous rage:
Does everyone respond to him in cowboy lingo, like”yer darn tootin”
Sad
I don't really know how to feel about that.
This girl in my class was named Sun Shine..
My son's names are Ryan, Marshall, Aaron, and Charles. They are the only kids in their classrooms with classic names 😂 So I guess you can say classic is the new unique ✨
Same, mine are Aidan, Richard, and Julian.
Thank God for parents like you who don't force their children to live with terrible names.
We just need someone named Morton. Oh, and the 't' is silent.
Mikel Sopelana Durango so moron lol we need that
jk
😂😢
well that would be pronounced "moren".
don't you dare whoosh me, i get the joke. i liked the comment. it's funny.
That’s the parents
i swear all these names just belong to Kim Kardashian’s invisible kids
edit: wtf why are you guys liking this comment 😍😚 thanks for the likes
Well north will have a lot of siblings then
One of the names was north
😂
Fr thoo
Toni braxton has a kid name denim and rob kardashian has a kid named dream. Actually i think dream might be common with non celebs
I think all the dislikes came from parents who names their kids "Reighvynne" and "Kehva8n". The 8 is silent.
🤣
IM DEADDDDD
I'm gonna name my kid Julian or Veronica. I just didn't find this funny.
Pebble Person I apologize for you to your kids
@@GgGaming-xi3nh Why? They're normal names.
The odd thing is that named seemingly and very drastically change throughout ages. From “Ludwig” to “Benjamin” and so fourth, and to this age where our names are the most diverse in history, varying from different country’s and different languages. In a way it’s beautiful.
Until you realize most of them are named by instagram obsessed tiktok parents 😒
Jokes on you they won't have whiteboards in the future
joseph bagels only smartboards
@@jenny-ix5mk you missed the joke
Jokes on you they don’t have them now
First chalkboard then whiteboard and now computer projector thing
@@raymondroberts9348 Projectors are old every school is soon gonna have smartboards
Nobody:
Celebrities: *write that down, write that down*
The Kardashians to be specific 😂
Charles the French!
Lots of people say they’ll name them May, short for Mayonnaise. But I’ll call my child onnaise. Short for May *onnaise*
I made it 1k from 999 and became the happiest girl on the planet Earth🤷🏾♀️😂😬
Angel L.
Yeah
"Clementine?! Clement-" walks out
Clementine will remember that
please tell me this was a walking dead joke.
Ella Neill
it is
My dog was named Clementine.
I know someone who named their kid clementine
Clementine is actually really cute.
... unlike Dream and Denim.
When I was a kid, I totally thought names like this were cool and wanted to name my kids things like Ivory and Ebony. While I still think my list of names are cool, I know better than to make my children suffer with a weird name. I can save the unique names for story-writing.
“That’s some colorful name for some colorful language......” -Mr. Kennedy
ElleyPhant Kennedy Walsh
ElleyPhant she's a TH-camr 😂
I know a girl named Indigo and she was born in 1999 dkjfhaljd indigo isnt that unpopular of a name and I know people in my age group (college age) that have the name
Ahaha my name is Indigo
Meepmorp I’m naming my child indigo
Group projects should be easy though.. "alright kids, your groups are: generic nouns, seasons, places on a map, food, and excessive use of the letters 'x' and/or 'y'"
😂
Hahaha...my favorite comment.
Oh my god I love you😂
dont forget colors that are just a bit darker thank the ones in the rainbow *cough*hunter*cough*
Joanna Hernandez hunter isn’t a color?
Y’all know there’s gonna be some kids named Thanos in a couple years.
I'm a teacher and have had a student named Thorin and a student named Titan.
...That's depressing...
@Name not found
Thanos is actually a common name in Greece
Probably my child.
In Greece that's a usual name ngl
Been coaching my son's flag team for a few years, at least these are memorable, over half his team ends in a den, drives me bonkers!!!
I attended school with a girl named ATROCIOUS. Why would anyone do that to their kid?
Just Ask Me HAHAHAHA HUH ATROCIOUS?
That’s like asking why you’d name someone Calamity. It’s still an old name though
Just Ask Me how do you even pronounce tha-
Nvm i ain’t even gonna say nothing😭😭
I knew an Isis and a Dasani lmao
Trent Marker I'm wheezing-
“You’re not even Egyptian, you’re the whitest kid
I’ve ever seen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
*Edit: Almost 10K?! Oh my gosh!! I need to make a career out of randomly quoting people on TH-cam!
🙏🏽🙂✌🏽❤️
Omg same 😂😂
That delivery was peerrrrfect
Ummm that was offensive to me. I’m Irish AND Egyptian. I can’t believe you would find that funny.
I’m joking I swear 😂
We wuz kangz.
I Know a kid named "little precious black bear" who has no native American heritage whatsoever
@Josh DuPree wow
I’ll come back in 10 years and comment “this is surprisingly accurate”
Edit: I’m prepared and exited for this *journee*
Edit 2: 2023 and I haven’t forgotten… 6 years left
.
Do it. You wont
Ilyona Moreau 😂
I’m holding to your word
Ilyona Moreau do it
I use to help coach my daughter’s cheerleading squad when she was in elementary and there was a girl on the team named Dasani. 😳 My last son we named Luke and we were with friends of mutual friends and they had a son about the same age as our son however his name was Lake. I just couldn’t wrap my head around it. 🤔😅
My aunt works at a daycare and there’s a little girl who’s first and middle name is “Alove SoTrue” why would you do that to your child-
I have a girl in my 5th period named "Nostalgia" and a set of twins named "Princess" and "Tiara" in my 7th
I have a friend named Teiarra. Its pretty much pronounced like Tiara, and she used to wear tiaras every day
Callie L nostalgia? i-
I had a cat in a game named Nostalgia,but I would never name my child that.
My friend's cousins are named "Todai (Today)" and Tamara (Tomorrow)
@@radioactive_baby but tamara sounds somewhat like a normal name
My mom went to school with someone named Female, she pronounced it “Fa- molly”
Like .... like .... Tamales?
Plot twist, it was a boy at birth but the parents were too lazy to change the name
Angel Lettuce
Okay, dumbass. Have fun with that
Bella Marie Why not just spell her name Famolly? 😂
That’s awful bro.
“Meadow, Moon, North...those are nouns. Where’s my noun group at? I’d like to talk to your parents.” 🤣🤣🤣
what about riVeR
😂
There is a girl named River at the preschool I work at. In fact, there are a lot of, uh, "interesting" names of kids at that school. Bremington, Lyric, Briggs, Brix, Ever, Corbit, and more! :P
@@barbaro267 Let's just say that they were never successful in life due to their parents being morons.
Just wait until that one Karen is like 'nah, Meadow is too mainstream of a spelling' and decides to name their child Medoh.
Poor kid, let's hope none of his/her peers find something to _link_ it to -(*cough* ravioli *cough*)- 😞
I died when he said, “Colorful names colorful language isn’t that fun?” 😭😭😭
no one:
literally no one:
characters’ names in wattpad stories:
All fax no printer
omg did you lie though
damn u right
i love ur name
It hurts because it’s the truth.
"CLEMENTINE?!?! REALLY??!!??!??!"
*Clementine will remember that*
Cherri exactly what i was thinking omg 😂
"That is a very Pretty name"
-A Great Philosopher
Lee: *triggered*
I like the name cause you can just be clem
i miss clemmy :(
Bold of you to assume there will be white boards and pens in ten years
My school doesn't even use them now
Yeah most of my high-schools boards have already been replaced with the electronic ones.
i thought the SAME thing
Bold of him to not be wearing Google Glass.
Bold of you to think that the school system would actually buy new technology for schools. Schools are all about cost cutting so cheap things like paper and pens will be going nowhere.
I’m a pediatric nurse and also was a school nurse. Every year the list at the school just got more and more like this 😂😂
Teacher: Uh, Peter?
Kid: It's pronounced 🅱️eter
Oop
and I oop-
😂
Sounds like an Arabic accent to me
tHERES A BEE???
I’m not even concerned about he names, I’m concerned about the amount of students he has.
Even in the future, teachers' requests for smaller class sizes is ignored.
At the rate it’s going classes are going to have 50 or so kids in them.
Population increase
I counted 45, but he's gonna have trouble learning their names 😂
Jeez omg why are u guys acting so dumb
I mean I am dumb but there are 50 people in each class in Indian schools
the fact he lost his shit at CLEMENTINE is hilarious to me because the other ones before that were way more strange 😭😭😭
Honestly I think that name's kinda cute, but the only Clementine I know is from Calliou lol
@@DistressedDamsel79 SAME that's what I was thinking of when he said it
I think of Clementine from the walking dead, lmao
Clementine us a completely normal name dkkdkdk
@@lanarich6759 Oh yeah, I forgot about her!
Omg lmfao I'm literally dying this is spot on its so my daughters class list lmao!! My daughters name is Emberlyn so I went with different too lol hilarious!
Artists naming their OCs be like...
Mama Llama i feel personally attacked lollll
lmao one of my ocs is named cakie so i can see this (cay kee)
Umm...
Heh heh I have on oc named Arwyn lol
I mean yeah basically
Damn weirdest name i have for any of my OCs is Dawson i feel left out lololololol
“Spell it for me”
“X...”
“What?” Pure gold
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
work at a preschool and ive deadass heard like half of these names lmao
Oh god, that means this really is in 10 years
Oh no
Shit
Lol
I mean he got mad at Lake but I know several River(s)
I'm naming my kid Heaven, it's Nevaeh backwards 😍
There is a kid in my grade named “Sodapop”. We call him “Jack” because that’s his middle name. Apparently his mom really liked this one book from the 60s lol
edit : ive just been informed that the book was The Outsiders oops. We didn’t read that book in middle school. We did a lot of Edgar Allen Poe.
Lol I was just gonna look up the book cuz I was like “I swear there was a kid named sodapop in it!” Also ponyboy was a name. The book is the outsiders
yeah sodapop is ponyboy's older brother
Do u guys like not immediately recognize the outsiders
Outsiders?
Duckadoot ゴミ the book and movie??
Mr . Kennedy is that one teacher that has mental breakdowns in front of the class .
One time I had a teacher who cried twice within a 65 minute class.
Nope, he's not. I am a teacher, and I had a co-worker shove a desk so hard it went flying across the room. He then told the class he is now going to need to step out into the hallway, for minute..... lol!.....true story
My teacher once sat down on the floor behind her desk and just rocked back and forth😂😂
Tammy K omfg 😂
I work with one like that
As a preschool teacher, I can confirm the accuracy of this video
taite _ wyld oh no what is this world headed for
Honestly, my little sister is in preschool and will talk about the kids in her class and I kinda wanna have a talk to these parents about these names.
Me too! It’s crazy what these parents are naming their kids... and how they’re spelling them!
My name's Shyaleigh. Not Shayleigh. Everyone says it wrong Soo I guess my name sucks. Most people just call me shylo
Misty The Legend
I feel your struggle ! My name is Taite instead of Tate. People always pronounce it like Katie with a T
I knew a man named Feofan Maximilianovich Lubomirovich Shevelev-Kuznetsov
Everybody gangsta until
X Æ A-12 enters the classroom..
Yeah lol
Lmao
lol true
Lol
Get out kyle
There’s a girl in the grade above me named Pickle. That’s her actual birth name. *Pickle.*
That's just insanity. Nobody deserves that!
Disgusting
This is the only name in the entire video and comment thread that actually made me protest aloud lmao. That poor fucking child!
That is hilarious
I went to school with a girl named Peaches. I thought for about 3 years it was a nickname. Nope. Her mother named her Peaches. Poor Pickle has it worse than poor Peaches tho.
They even got the overcrowding part of class accurate too.
Parents naming their kids in the future:
Someone: So, how woke do you want you kids’ names to be?
Parents: Yes.
I love Asian names. "Who's Xizhing?" "I go by Paul for short"
Like I honestly wouldn't mind learning your real name?
“Hansuh?”
“i go by caleb-“
"Xiaoling here?"
"I go by Mary-"
“Yukyung?”
“I go by Jessica”
Had a chinese friend whose name no one really knew so he just went by Kevin
Who’s ZenLon/HingLun/DoenWai/YipHei?
Oh, that’s Mark, Samuel, Dawn and Henry
As a teacher, I can confirm that this is absolutely true because it's happening already.
As a teacher, I agree 😅😅
It really is-we’ve had Fox, Waterlily and Bear recently too.
Are you serious? People are actually naming their kids like this?
Yup! Last year I had a boy named Xaus (pronounced Kay-us) and a girl name Galaxie. Then the year before that I had two boys named Mikko and Meeklo and girl named Nova. And the year before that I had a boy named Jericho. And I also had a student whose twin brother and sister are named Hurricane and Katrina...No lie lol
@@samanthaclaw I don't know if I should be impressed for originality or...?
Tells students to pull out iPad 12s but pulls out notepad.
*confused future noises*
Fudhail Wahab lol XD
Also he’s using a whiteboard when many teachers today are already using smart boards
Think that's the point, considering that he's behaving like he's an "old school" teacher
Clearly that school was (will be) on a budget.
Fudhail Wahab
It’s so he doesn’t break it when slamming it against the wall in frustration
6 yrs left b4 we get confirmation…
Sphinx- ur the whitest kid I’ve ever seen.
*BRUH I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT 😂😂*
Alot of Egyptians are really white tho 😬
@Vert Trev No, no not really, I know a lot of Egyptian people who look very white, not blonde or red head type of white.
@Vert Trev I never said every egyptian is white I said a good chunk looks like it. Getting pissed off for no reason dude hahaha
“Clementine... CLEMENTINE.”
this dude hasn’t watched Caillou
Or Reno 911!
Or, “Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling, Clementine....”
_Ugh,_ don't get me _started_ on *Cailou.* Dafuzz is with that pronunciation, anyway, lol. "Clementine" at least has a _good_ song.
Clementine is the girl who drowned in the classic song "Clementine" lol. "You are lost and gone forever. Dreadful sorry, Clementine"!
barbaro267
I know it’s lame to respond to my own comment, but I’m kinda sad that nobody is thinking of Clementine from Reno 911.
I guess that show has been off the air since many TH-cam viewers were in diapers. Now I feel ooooooold. 😮😥
I thought it was Clementine from The Walking Dead...
Are these people trying to make it so their child has the highest possible scrabble word score?
But names can't be used in Scrabble. Hmmm
@@masboss4456 Some of those could. Even some names today can:
Peter, Sue, Chase, Pat, Tanner, Tiffany, Barb, Jerry, Carol, etc.
@@user-en7dx1qp3k I'm sorry, but literally all of those names are also words, which do count in scrabble
@@masboss4456 That's the point of the comment.
What's the point of a good name. The parents just want them to be unique.
Oh god, I knew a Moon, Novah, Ridge, Meadow, Raven, Beckett, Clementine, Indigo, Kingston, North, Poppy, and Shiloh. I then began to be bullied for my name for technically being considered an entitled name.
i was waiting for him to say “thanos” ..
Or Loki
Know a kid named thanos lmao
Apparently there were like 12 kids named that this year, so... yeah. It's comin'.
There was a young kid in my old neighborhood named Loki. His parents’ WiFi was also titled Stark Industries lol
I expected a Marvel joke after ‘Nova’ or ‘Ronin’ 😂
I was holding my breath waiting for a Naruto or a Sasuke
100% same lol
@@xdlr22 There was a tweet from 2016 where a young couple were in the hospital with their baby and it said something like "Welcoming young Naruto (mid name) (last name) into the world!"
So RIP.
There is a girl in my school named Kairi (like in Kingdom Hearts)
@@breebug1187 see that is a great name though. Ushio is one of my personal favorites.
My uncle actually named my two cousins after anime characters...
“S-Shithead?”
“ITS *SHA-THEED* “
Underrated comment right here
500th like and this is a great comment
I’m shitead and I look like this, I’m shithead and I walk like this
saturrrnes it’s a vine y’all lol
i knew i wasn't the only one thinking it
0:48 *how did he know*
Unrealistic, there weren’t a dozen different spellings of the name Caitlin.
Katelyn
Kaitlyn
Kaitlin
Catelyn
Caytlen
Yo i bet gaston can swallow 9 dozen eggs cuz hes roughly the size of a barge
Dude I think you might be on to something
But I thought he wanted Taco Bell (Waxonator)
yes yes yes
gaston is a common french name
I went to high school with a girl named A’dc, pronounced like odyssey
Website asks for real name:
*NO SPECIAL CHARACTERS*
Types name Adc
*3-20 CHARACTERS*
Types Odyssey
*USE REAL NAME*
When my brother’s friend showed up first day of freshman year her teacher was taking roll and this girl’s name was spelled L-A and the teacher pronounced it L. A. and the girl yells “my name is Ladasha that dash don’t be silent”
W h a t
Scott Wow, that's cringy.
@@mccarney4207 someone I knew knew a girl named ra-a you guessed it pronounced radasha
I feel like I’d be the one to name my poor offspring dream 🤣
Can’t wait to see the comments in 10 years saying “this aged well”
If we check the SSA's baby name data we can find out if this class has been born yet
@Eden Harness yea like some kids have the weirdest fucking names
Lol yes
There was a kid named Jedi on my soccer team. Every time he got the ball, his parents would yell ‘use the force’.
Yikes.
I had a kid in my class named Tabby
theres a kid at my school called Anankin
That Jed I. Knight guy was also hilarious
Lol
Had a friend on the football team named jedi. His Jersey was the only one that was all metallic
This video: *exists*
My full name: Summer Snow
Me: _sweats in targeted_
Aw that's kinda cool tho
Your parents liked the series Three's Company a lot! That was the name os Suzanne Sommers' character "Chrissy".
There's also a kid in my school, her first name is Summer Rose lol
My friend’s name is Precious Rain. We just call her Precious though.
i know two sisters called skye and summer flowers lmao
It’s actually English that’s weird
Like in Spanish, Pedro is literally just “Rock”
It’s pretty normal in other languages to be named after actual objects or adjectives
The word for rock in Spanish is “piedra.”😮