Oh Egads! My SNES is ruined! But what if... I were to make a knock off and disguise it as my own game? Oh ho ho ho. Delightfully devilish Seymour. Superintendent I hope you're ready for blast processing Somari.
This is actually the notorious Steamed Hams purgatory. Just like in the movie room 1408, you are forever stuck in a repetitive time loop, until you finally admit to Chalmers that you have ruined your roast & have indeed purchased fast food as in Krusty Burgers, & disguised it as your own cooking. Until you come clean, you will be stuck in the Steamed Hams purgatory forever more. And your soul will never be able to ascend in the form of steam, up into the clouds & into heaven. But instead, the fire of your ruined roast in your oven, will rise higher & higher each time you lie & continue the charade. Until you are eventually grilled yourself. lol XD
NoMoreStars oh ho ho no! The video is titled steamed hams! That's what I call mecha koopas! :P (To those who don't get it, a pun related to the title AND skinner saying steamed hams as he kicks the mecha koopas at Chalmers. For those of gamer heart Mario kicking the mecha koopas at bowser.)
I expected an old-fashioned Automatic SMW level that plays sound effects to the rhythm of Steamed Hams, most likely with auto-jump, superspeed and warp blocks hacked in to keep the level going without needing to press a button, but this is good too.
The nostalgia is overwhelming. I loved this game as a kid. Looking back at it as an adult has me realize the clever quotes the writers made so I can fully appreciate the game.
Lets Go. Oh Egads!, Gu-uh!. Well Seymour you made it. Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome!. Hello Seymour!. So, what's the word down at One School Board Plaza?. We're dropping the geography requirement. The children weren't testing well. It's proving STEAMED CLAMS!. Very good, back to the 3 R's. Two uh. Steamed clams. Hmm. Steamed clams. Ugh what Seymour?. My mistake. Steamed clams. Ugh. Superintendent I was just uh. SSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYMMOOOOOOOUURRRRRRRR!. Oh no. Roast (x9). Seymour! the house is on fire!. No mother is just Superintendent old hams. Skinner!. Oh ho ho ho ho delightful devilish Seymour. You're fired!. I'm sorry, did you just call me a liar!?.(AURORA BOREALIS). Uhhhhh. No I said you were fired. Oh, that's much worse. Yeah.(AURORA BOREALIS). Uhhhhhh, just stretching my calves on the aurora borealis, Isometric exercise, care to join me?. Well Seymour you're an odd fellow but I must say. STEAMED CLAMS!. were an odd fellow. Oh ho ho ho, no. Steamed clams. Oh no, are you blind?. (AURORA BOREALIS) I'm trying mother is hard. Uhhh. Hahahahaaaa. Ohhh you think this steamed clams is a laugh riot don't you?. (AURORA BOREALIS) Uhhhh. Yeah. Well I'll tell you something that's not so funny. What Seymour?. Back at Skinner hams, old family recipe. Really?. Yes!. STEAMED CLAMS!. May I see it?. Yes!. Steamed hams. Ugh. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase. Steamed hams. Good lord what is happening in there!?. SSSEEEEEEEYYYYYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUURRRRRRR!. Oh ho ho ho ho.I got steamed clams just a little funny. Heeeeeelp, Heeeeeelp!. Mmmmm steamed hams. Steamed hams. At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen. Yes. Oh, I have had it, I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!. Oh, now I really think the children's appearance-- Seymour,you are in very, very big trouble. Steamed hams. HOLY JUMPING CAESARS
"Yes! It's a regional dialect." "Uh-huh, what region?" "Uh........ Level Three?" "Really? Well I'm from 3-1, and I've never heard anyone refer to mechakoopas as 'steamed clams'." "Oh, not in 3-1, no! It's a 3-4 expression!" "I see."
Scrunchy Howard But what if I found a mushroom... and made it look like my cooking? Delightfully devilish Seymour! SEEEEYYYYMOOOOOOORRRRR! What are you doing? Oh, I was just jumping! On the spring next to the window? Oh yes! Wanna join me? What’s with this smoke? Oh! That’s just from the Fire Flower Salad we’re having! Mm, Fire Flowers! ... (Rushes over to a Power Up block and grabs a Fire Mushroom)
Mr. Snake I thought we were having Fire Flowers. Oh no, I said fire _mushrooms!_ That’s what I call 1up mushrooms! You call 1up mushrooms fire mushrooms? Oh yes! It’s a kingdom dialect! What kingdom? Uhh, Beanbean Kingdom? Really? Well I’m from Beanbean town and I never heard of “Fire Mushrooms” Oh no, it’s a Hoohoo Village expression.
"Nice of Seymour to invite us over for an unforgettable luncheon, eh Luigi?"
"I hope he made lots of steamed hams!"
"If you need help getting through the Northern Lights, checkout the enclosed old family recipe."
It's actually "gay Luigi".
Oh, that's the problem! You know what they say, all hams steam hams!
@@analanus3131 He is right. It was 'eh Luigi?'.
But I know we all prefer gay Luigi thanks to TH-cam Poop XD
@@atteranenforcer5263 I know, it was a joke.
"I'm trying mother, it's hard"
hahahaha
frylock456 "are you blind?"
“Oh you think this ‘Steamed Clams!’ is a laugh riot don’t you?”
"You're failing, Seymour! What is it about you and failure?"
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Super Intendent! I was just...uh just streching my cam on the window. I selected exicise. Here to join me?
G O O D L O R D
Roast Roast Roast Roast Roast Roast Roast Roast Roast
Translate to English (2024): *
The part when Peach yells “Help!” and Seymour’s mom screams “Help, Help!” fit so well
Good lord you noticed that
oh hi
The only thing that doesn't fit is the voice actor.
Just stretching my calves on the Arora Borealis
Hero's Shade seems legit
STRETCHING MY CALVES ON THE AURORA BOREALIS
AISOLETRIC EXERCIS CARE TO JOIN ME
Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Woo 100th like
lmaoo
I did not know what to expect. But I was not disappointed.
I wad
*was
Don't be like Tyler
Aight then
chemicalman53 are you joking! This is shockingly bad
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, STEAMED CLAMS.
“You are an odd fellow.”
“Just stretching my calves on the Aurora Borealis.”
Nope, nothing to see here.
Oh Egads! My SNES is ruined! But what if... I were to make a knock off and disguise it as my own game? Oh ho ho ho. Delightfully devilish Seymour.
Superintendent I hope you're ready for blast processing Somari.
I thought we were having Super Mario World.
Oh no. I said Somari. That's what I call Sonic the Hedgehog.
You call Sonic the Hedgehog Somari.
Yes! It's a regional version.
tbirddddd Uh-huh. What region?
I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers, steamed hams. GOOOOOD LOOORRD, SEEEEEEEYYYYYYYMMMOOOOOOOOUUUUUURRRR...
The banter is real in this one.
"Scientists discover what you hear before you die, could this be the sounds of hell?"
Sounds like heaven to me.
Viewbob mAke Way forr Willeyhh
This is actually the notorious Steamed Hams purgatory.
Just like in the movie room 1408, you are forever stuck in a repetitive time loop, until you finally admit to Chalmers that you have ruined your roast & have indeed purchased fast food as in Krusty Burgers, & disguised it as your own cooking.
Until you come clean, you will be stuck in the Steamed Hams purgatory forever more.
And your soul will never be able to ascend in the form of steam, up into the clouds & into heaven.
But instead, the fire of your ruined roast in your oven, will rise higher & higher each time you lie & continue the charade.
Until you are eventually grilled yourself.
lol XD
This doesn't make any sense at all...
and that's the way I like it.
S T E A M E D C L A M S
Bowsis Chalmers
Ｓｕｐｅｒｎｉｎｔｅｎｄｏ Ｃｈａｌｍｅｒｓ！
He's a real Supernintendent!
Well TangoStar you're an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good meme.
I can't agree more! I almost died in laughter
Nice Twist Ending. Make Way for Weegee!
DW4Ever91 make way for willie... the groundskeeper
Yeah I Know, but he was Weegee!
I said make way for Weegee yeh bolted gas bag!
-seymour
-Hm?
- *YOU'RE FIRED* (gasp)
*sUpEr NiNiTeNdO™ ChAlMeRs*
0:00
That ending though.
"Well, Seymour you are an odd fellow, but I must say..."
*STEAMED CLAMS*
*STEAMED CLAMS*
From the first moment with the Nintendo logo going, "Super Nintendo Chalmers," I was not disappointed. You had me at "Steamed hams!"
At least it was creative, had fun being attacked by Aurora Borealis.
that "seymour" was funcking epic :')
Well Seymour, you made it.
Despite your directions.
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
It's fast food, Seymour! You didn't make it!
It's an old family recipe! I steamed it!
Seymour - Mario
Chalmers - Bowser
Agnes - Peach (WTF)
Willie - Luigi
_HEEEEEEEEEELP!_
Finally, the best Steamed Clams video presents itself.
NoMoreStars oh ho ho no! The video is titled steamed hams! That's what I call mecha koopas! :P (To those who don't get it, a pun related to the title AND skinner saying steamed hams as he kicks the mecha koopas at Chalmers. For those of gamer heart Mario kicking the mecha koopas at bowser.)
imo its the fresh prince one
Seymour sent Superintendent Chalmers home crying like a little girl.
No mother it's just Superintendent's old hams.
Skinner!
Make way for Willy! XD
This is a work of art
Well Seymour, you are an old fellow, but I must say, STEAMED CLAMS !
*aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH MAKE WAY FOR WILLY!!*
I said make way for Luigi you spaghetti loving paisano!
*Super Nintendo Chalmers*
Still watching this in 2023.
I find it wonderful that you still put the fire truck at the end like it was the next scene.
It's not a Steamed Hams video if the fire truck isn't in the end
Yes! I was just about to go coment that!
@@TangoStar yeah
Unforgettable Luncheon Kingdom
underrated comment
Four years on, and this is still my favourite Steamed Hams meme.
Would like to do a follow up someday! For now, I'm brewing something else, also related with Steamed Hams
1:17
"AURORA BOREALIS!"
"OOOOOOOOOH"
I expected an old-fashioned Automatic SMW level that plays sound effects to the rhythm of Steamed Hams, most likely with auto-jump, superspeed and warp blocks hacked in to keep the level going without needing to press a button, but this is good too.
*SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR!*
the banter gets an A+
-Are you blind?
- I'm trying mother, it's hard!
Skinner plays Super Mario World
Cant wait for super skinner world 2: Santa's Little helper's Island
SSSSSSSEEEEEEYYYYYYYMOOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRR!!!!!
This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen in my life
The nostalgia is overwhelming. I loved this game as a kid. Looking back at it as an adult has me realize the clever quotes the writers made so I can fully appreciate the game.
This is what is good about the internet.
Seymour:” Well, I’ll tell you something that isn’t funny!”
Go to 1:17, 1:23, 1:44, 1:50 if you wanna hear AURORA BOREALIS said by Chalmers.
Who still watches this in 2020 during lockdown?
"But what if I were to defeat superintendent bowser and rescue the princess AKA my mother?"
"Oh ho ho ho pastacular idea seymario!"
I love how Skinner says "roast" everytime a fireball appears
i can't say how much i love this XD
most epic seymour scream ever
0:00 Super Nintendo chalmers
3:00 *GOOOOOD LLLOOOOORRRD, SEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUR!!!*
This is art.
This is one of the best Steamed Hams videos!
3:01 10/10. Dat was Beyotiful! :3
I think I hate you
this deserves more views
“I’m just stretching my calves on the aurora-borealis!”
I love this video
JUMPING CAESAR.
I love how you put the fire truck in the last second.
best part 1:25 "aaaah! stretching my calves on the Aurora borealis"
"I can build another steamed clams, but you can't build another Skinner"
MrPhantaze without this key, you’ll never find him
Delightfully devilish TangoStar.
I don't know why this was so funny, but I couldn't stop laughing. GJ
Lets Go. Oh Egads!, Gu-uh!. Well Seymour you made it. Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome!. Hello Seymour!. So, what's the word down at One School Board Plaza?. We're dropping the geography requirement. The children weren't testing well. It's proving STEAMED CLAMS!. Very good, back to the 3 R's. Two uh. Steamed clams. Hmm. Steamed clams. Ugh what Seymour?. My mistake. Steamed clams. Ugh. Superintendent I was just uh. SSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYMMOOOOOOOUURRRRRRRR!. Oh no. Roast (x9). Seymour! the house is on fire!. No mother is just Superintendent old hams. Skinner!. Oh ho ho ho ho delightful devilish Seymour. You're fired!. I'm sorry, did you just call me a liar!?.(AURORA BOREALIS). Uhhhhh. No I said you were fired. Oh, that's much worse. Yeah.(AURORA BOREALIS). Uhhhhhh, just stretching my calves on the aurora borealis, Isometric exercise, care to join me?. Well Seymour you're an odd fellow but I must say. STEAMED CLAMS!. were an odd fellow. Oh ho ho ho, no. Steamed clams. Oh no, are you blind?. (AURORA BOREALIS) I'm trying mother is hard. Uhhh. Hahahahaaaa. Ohhh you think this steamed clams is a laugh riot don't you?. (AURORA BOREALIS) Uhhhh. Yeah. Well I'll tell you something that's not so funny. What Seymour?. Back at Skinner hams, old family recipe. Really?. Yes!. STEAMED CLAMS!. May I see it?. Yes!. Steamed hams. Ugh. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase. Steamed hams. Good lord what is happening in there!?. SSSEEEEEEEYYYYYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUURRRRRRR!. Oh ho ho ho ho.I got steamed clams just a little funny. Heeeeeelp, Heeeeeelp!. Mmmmm steamed hams. Steamed hams. At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen. Yes. Oh, I have had it, I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!. Oh, now I really think the children's appearance-- Seymour,you are in very, very big trouble. Steamed hams. HOLY JUMPING CAESARS
favorite game, favorite meme, perfect video
*SEEEEEEEEEEEEYMOOOOOOOUR*
_roast roast roast roast_
Someone should animate this.
The "make way for willy" gets me
I love Super Mario World. It was the 1st game I've ever played. This is incredible, btw. :D
You steam a good Ham.
I didn't expect Luigi to kill Agnes Skinner at the end. XD
This is very creative and beautiful...
Nice meme...
Super Mario World, now available for your Super Nintendo Chalmers
"SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"
"No, Mother. It's just Superintendent's old hams."
this was in youtube gaming
You call mechakoopas "Steamed Clams"?
"Yes! It's a regional dialect."
"Uh-huh, what region?"
"Uh........ Level Three?"
"Really? Well I'm from 3-1, and I've never heard anyone refer to mechakoopas as 'steamed clams'."
"Oh, not in 3-1, no! It's a 3-4 expression!"
"I see."
Scrunchy Howard But what if I found a mushroom... and made it look like my cooking? Delightfully devilish Seymour!
SEEEEYYYYMOOOOOOORRRRR!
What are you doing?
Oh, I was just jumping!
On the spring next to the window?
Oh yes! Wanna join me?
What’s with this smoke?
Oh! That’s just from the Fire Flower Salad we’re having! Mm, Fire Flowers!
...
(Rushes over to a Power Up block and grabs a Fire Mushroom)
Storyboard Well Superintendent Bowser, I hope your ready for mouthwatering 1-ups!
Mr. Snake I thought we were having Fire Flowers.
Oh no, I said fire _mushrooms!_ That’s what I call 1up mushrooms!
You call 1up mushrooms fire mushrooms?
Oh yes! It’s a kingdom dialect!
What kingdom?
Uhh, Beanbean Kingdom?
Really? Well I’m from Beanbean town and I never heard of “Fire Mushrooms”
Oh no, it’s a Hoohoo Village expression.
I see. You know, these 1-ups are quite similar to the ones they have at Toad Houses.
This is by far the best steamed hams meme around.
This is a masterpiece, best steamed clams video
Super Seymour fights Super-Nintendo Chalmers to save his mother.
Holy shit, this is amazing
"Superintendent, I was just, uh..."
"SSSSEEEEEEEEMMMMOOOUUUURRRRR!!!!!!"
Seymour! The house is on fire!
No mother, its just superintendent's old hams
I love that Luigi was Willie! lol
I cannot believe I just sat here for three and a half minutes and watched a Mario parody of The Simpsons.
This is absolutely and brilliantly hilarious. We need a rom hack with these voice samples!
I couldn’t believe Luigi was Scottish this whole time 3:26
Chalmers yelling Skinner's name as he dies in the distance was the best part of the whole video.
You know what else you should check regularly Seymour? YOUR PROSTATE
This made me laugh so much more than I thought it would, holy moly
This is one of the better ones for those of us that know the original dialogue by heart. Love it.
Steamed Hams: the new meme of 2018.
"Seymour! The house is on fire."
"No mother. It's just the predenant." 😂
The single frame fire truck at the end there made it
Absolutely brilliant. I love that ending especially.
This is my favorite steamed hams video
I'm TRYING mother, its HARD.