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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 พ.ค. 2016
- Some strange music videos out there XD
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"i can't dance. I MUST GO TO THE WOODLANDS."
M B I pictured the bird from your profile pic saying that.
Cato Potato so did I lol
I was born to the woodlands.
M B TO THE WOOOODS
I made this 1k likes and I dknt know how to feel..
"I'd eat the box."
..." *nom* "
Nom nom nom
Did it taste good
bangtanpink Rosé😍
Daz be like: LEtS KiLl ThIs LOvE
Care to share *nom*
Anyone under 25: exists
Daz: I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH “FETUS”
I'm turning 24 tomorrow I'm still a fetus😂😂
@@LJONeill1997 ayee happy belated birthday
@@amethystgrace Thank you💗
@@LJONeill1997 I’m 20 and I’m still a fetus and I definitely look like it. Like I look younger than my 16 year old sister.
@@silh3345 I get that too. I'm still asked what year am I in secondary school and I 24. I always need my ID for proof😄
First of All, she was talking about liking Chinese food, but had Japanese garments in the end 😭
I love your pfp 🤣
@@anidiot9575 ty
@@ValentinaVariety
Ur welcome
true. guess asian cultures are just hard for some of them to tell
yeah - but also the "Japanese culture" is just a shitty rip off of chinese culture - so its not that far off
"Oh shit, Mr. Tumblr has spotted Hannah Montana"
skii w mee you got 666 likes my doOd
Fourty 4Times who fucking cares you satanist fuck
Hannah Montana has spotted mr tumblr
@@vincentowen2158 666
nova is here ya I’m still waiting for the t shirts
"Chinese food"
Has japanese clothing on
Thought I was the only one who noticed
I was wondering while the other girls has white paint and she didn't
I thought I was the only person who realized that XD bruh it trigger me tbh-
Lol ikr
Wow
“The dads gonna eat the box. That’s what I’d do. 𝗡𝗢𝗠“ - Daz 2021
I was looking for this comment. I died when he said that lol
It's 2016
@@armandorocha3137 uh no it’s not?
@@katsukibakugo5270 It was susposed to be "-Daz 2016"
@@katsukibakugo5270 the video was filmed in 2016 therefore the quote is from 2016 not 2021
I like how Daz sees a 10 or 9 yr olds and says “they were just born” I understand he’s joking nobody’s talking about it
@@bleinadano that’s why I said “I understand he’s joking”
@@bleinadano I’m done arguing with people over the internet
@@bleinadano wtf
There's hundreds of people commenting the exact same thing but sure "nobody's commenting about it". 🙄
Sensitive as, it's a joke. People nowadays are too soft
“Is she giving birth too a smurf”😂😂
“Is she pissing colours”😂😂
Katie Strelley lol
Katie Strelley time 😂
We can tell your European
Neon Edit how tell me how
Ash Woof- on how they spell colours/colors
MR TUMBLR HAS SPOTTED HANNAH MONTANA IM CRYING
Kit Kat Quarter SAME😂😂😂😂😂
Justin Bieber and Hannah Montana😂😂
kinda over it I honestly thought daz was gonna be like “THEY’RE ON A BRIDGE, HE’S GOING FOR IT OMG HE’S GOING FOR IT HE’S GONNA PUSH HER OFF THE BRIDGE”
Me: TH-cam i want to enjoy a old daz video.
TH-cam copyright: nuh uh
"I go clubbing, and I'm hugging"
Me in 2020: *Sounds like paradise..*
For real
I love how in "chinese food" the captions change language every line.
@Evan Darkly if you liked your own comment stahp
Did the song actually change language once?
@@brittanypritchard7567
Yes, yes it did Brittany
@@brittanypritchard7567 the language itself didn’t change but the lyrics at the bottom of the screen did
"UM I'M SORRY DID I MISS SOMETHING!? IS SHE GIVING BIRTH TO A SMURF!?"
I am literally crying
Also, when you realize 13:12 is him singing in the colorful vagina droplets xD
Haymitch4President i fucking died
“Did she eat a pack of crayola or something”
😭😭I’m crying😭😭
“This 4 yo.”
“Dating another 5 yo.”
“Again, dates a 6 yo.”
“This girl is ten”
Me: **how old are they!? 😂 **
the only club she goes to is club penguin
Neenopukai 😂😂 u made my night
H
CreeperMCLegends subscribe for no reason Go to sleep young man!
HA ha ya
Neenopukai hahaha
The only club she goes to is club penguin
Bruh XD
bravo XD
Lol
She orders milk. Holy milk. 🍼🍼🍼
LOLZZZ
“That’s what you do when your pretending to be a airplane at 5...neeeeewng”
Daz making fun of children gives me life.
I love how half the things they named aren't even Chinese lmao
@@burna3165 nobody was assuming anything all he was saying that half of the things the music video had wasn't chinese food.
@@burna3165 calm down man you got way to uptight about a comment
@@burna3165 ok
Ooft Taehyung is handsome lmao
@@Xoxo20106 yes I agree with u💜
Question: "what club has she gotten into?"
Answer:
Mickey mouse clubhouse.
Aqua Roses I just sang the last line 😂
I love this comment *way* too much
Dayum. That Is Hilarious. I Thought Her Saying She Goes Clubbing Was Funny, But Looking At This Comment, All I Can Imagine Is Her Walking Into Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Then Getting The Sh*t Kicked Out Of Her For Not Having 4 Fingers. XD
club penguin
It's the mickey mouse clubhouse come inside its warm inside
"Oh shit they're on a bridge-"
"He's gonna do it-"
Daz, I hate to break this to you, but this could be taken 2 ways
Oh fuck
“She’s giving birth to a smurf!” Had me dying🤣
Teenager: *(exists)*
Daz: *Isn’T sHe LiKE TwO*
😂😂
He wanted to say 1 tho XD 1:44
Very true
And the younger ones are 4😭
And 9 year olds are fetuses lmao
The last one was really disturbing..
Agreed
I agree but also can't stop laughing about it
Very disturbing
@@invadernari9374 same, dazs reaction made it that much better tho
yes
Daz and I made the same face at the same time when they gave birth to weird fluids 😂😂😂
“I love Chinese food”
Wears Japanese clothing and names most foods that aren’t Chinese...
✨LoGiC✨
Daz: They’re on a bridge, he’s gonna go for it.
Me: *push her...*
that would be wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more intresting
Honestly same
yeah same
EDIT; who the fuck would like my comment
YOOOOO SAME 😂😂
Same 😅😅😅
*_MR TUMBLR HAS SPOTTED HANNAH MONTANA_*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
nolan le geimer oof
HANNAH MONTANA HAS SPOTTED TUMBLR BOY
Lisa Fischer change it to mrs tumblr has spotted another mrs tumblr.....that’s me with my crush XD
Mr Tumblr (actor, not character) is gay. I can tell.
"Then I'm hugging.."
Me in 2020: **sprays Febreeze** *Hah, stay the fuck away-*
8:40 "is the dad gonna eat the box? That's what I would do NOM"
-daz games
I died when he said "Hey babe if you go to prom with me I'll show you what's under this tuff of hair... my fucking eye" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭👌🏼👌🏼
Dolan. Avenue I’m laughing so hard I couldn’t even click the like button right😂😂😂😂😂😂
I died when that happened!😂😂😂
Dolan. Avenue i chocked again
Dolan. Avenue ikr! 😂😂😂😂
Dolan. Avenue I read this comment just as he said it
My boyfriend put ALL OF THESE on our "road tunes" playlist...I'm wondering where I'll hide his body.
Hey at least it's not everyday bro😂
He is literally trying to torture you
If you drive to Mexico most of the way there’s just a place with a bunch of sand and I never see anybody there so I don’t think anybody would find him wow I would be a great serial killer eh? I’m to Canadian to do that
Amber Sweet in a box
I have woods in the back of my house, you can use those
I think I literally almost passed out from laughing at the second one, I could t breathe
bro 😂 he called him a pervert before he even knew he was 😂✋🏻
I love Daz's mentality on ages, 14=2 and 6=a fetus
Amazingsofiaisnotonfire ! How old is 18
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Alex W. idk you would have to ask Daz
Amazingsofiaisnotonfire ! 6=fetus
14 = 2
So hypothetically 18 should = 3 1/2
So yea
Why did I respond?
Alex W. I have no idea, but it's alright Alex, don't worry.
Alex W. I didn't know she was 3 1/2, she told me she was 18
"Did she eat a pack of crayolas or something?".. fucking lost it XDDD
Ikr.😂😂😂
Jack Champion OMG SAME
Same. xD
Jack Champion oh that not normal
*eats crayon* HELP
Jack Champion same
Literally anyone under the age of 18: *Lives peacefully*
Daz: THEY ARE 2 YEAH UH HU I SAID IT THEIR 2
Daz you are a god damn legend🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard through the entirerity of this video it was awesome
My cheeks hurt, my kidney hurts, my head hurts this was the funniest shit I have ever seen🤣🤣🤣
“This was the script for the lion king, before Disney changed it”
😂😂😂
Ik that was funny
OMG I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC IT'S THE CUTEST THING EVER
So your the panda in this video-
"That's what you do when your an aeroplane.."
*...."neww"...*
Why did I actually find that bit cute XD
mom i want jason derulo
mom: we have jason derulo at home
jason derulo at home: 14:34
Daz's airplane motion was so cute and funny! It made me think of a little boy.
girl kicks over a bin
over at the bat cave:
alfred: master bruce we have reports of a dangerous criminal wandering the streets
Hahaha
I SMELL UNDERRATED COMMENT
Via THE SEEKER I SMELL chocolate because I’m eating a biscuit right now
@@cameronmcdonald3514 LUCKY
BUT IT WAS ME DIO (sniff sniff is that a jojo fan)
The third song is called "Beautiful" While the more accurate title should be, "I'm attempting to look as sexy as possible, yet fatherly, so I can knock more chicks up to eventually raise an army of children"
An army of children XD
😂😂
JUST AMAZING
Smurfs not children xD
I love you.❤️
anyone else here 4 years later and thinking *wow his voice doesn't sound as British*
At the song ‘Beautiful” skittles weren’t messing around when they said “taste the ✨rAiNboW ✨
OMG NO- 🤣
"She's giving the box to her dad to eat! Nom" I'm dead 😂😂
Nommmmmmm
randon things why do you say that
Girl I died too
S7 Cameron I’m dead too hun 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂
@@froggykarma9692 because he can
*subtly cancels panda costume amazon order*
What the were you gonna do with a panda costume? 😉
+PadmanPlays
Prey on little girls and their friends singing about chinese food. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I feel so fucking offended right now.
+StrapOnBuddy - I think we all saw that coming 😁
Your channel sucks
The face a child makes when they see a birth 15:00 😂
I don't care if this video is going on 5 years old, Daz's reaction around the 4:56 mark will remain timeless! That shit makes me laugh every time!
Ok, but also at 14:58 LOL😂 That reaction is f'ing hysterical too!
I like how he thinks every one under the age of 14 is 2 xD
Same tho
They look like babies! Lol
Im a bwaby then! Hug me!
Lol
I wasn't even laughing at the video I was laughing at you 😂😂
Eva Doodles same 😂😂😂
Eva Doodles 📦🍴🍴😆😆😆😆😆
Eva Doodles 😆😆😆👱👁👈😆😆😆
Thats the point fucktard
SmallEdits 滅 excuse me?
7 years and this still never fails to make laugh
I couldn't stop laughing at your expression at 14:57. 🤣 Daz you are so funny!!
"THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL... that shirt is not"
Like same
ISlippedIntoTheDiamondLife :/ carat or army? lol
taetae BOTH
ISlippedIntoTheDiamondLife :/ 😍😍😍 tae
Zoja Gorjanc yes the precious Taehyung I love him 😍 (not as much as Hoseok tho)
v is my bias hes ADORABLE I LOVE MY TAE HYUNG
I loved how Daz refers to anyone under the age of 18 as 2 years old. 😂😂
😂😂😂
I’m two years old
@@anderrrrrrr then your 18 sir
If ur two then I’m -56
daz saying nam is now one of my favorite things 8:43
It's surprising, kids are dating at even younger ages now. I've seen kids in grade 5 going on dates, and making out in hallways and shit! It's really disgusting that parents are caring less and less about what age their kids start relationships.
“ I’d grab that boy off that mirror and I’ll eat the picture.
GONE!”
Daz: "call batman she just kicked over a barrel"
*calls Batman*
no one :
daz: ShEs TwO.
sHeS fOuR
sHeS fIvE
sHeS sEvEn
ShEs TeN
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“Uh hey babe if you go to prom w me I’ll show you wuts under this tuff of hair it’s mah flippin eye” I CANT BREATHE BRO IM DYING LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
"Hey baby if you go prom with me ill show you what's under this tuff of hair, it's my fucking eye" Pmsl 😂😂😂😂
I meant babe
😂😂😂😂😂
Reece Mason doesn't make much of a difference no offence
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. Daz is such a fucking
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"Apparently she's giving birth to a smurf" 😂😂😂
Okay but can we talk about the subtitles? Like why are they in a million different languages and not just one? Even if you were to read the subtitles they wouldn’t help because you would only be able to read one part
Ya know Daz, an abusive ex introduced me to you, and I avoided so many of your videos because of that. And now I'm a subscriber and everytime I see an update I scramble to watch. You keep the joy in everyone's lives, and were the happiest thing in my life then. I'm glad I stayed, I'm glad you keep going. Your views, your amazing laugh and comments and everything. Keep doing what you do and keep the depresso away for many others younger than me, not TOO young but you know what I mean. Keep going Daz, and I'll see you in your next video 😊
Hope you’re doing better now
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE LAST ONE
the last one is the one who directs all these pedo movies
LAST OF US
jonah zamora nice
Ava Buono the last one was fucking weird
Ava Buono ikr 😂 LMAO
"Apparently she's giving birth to a smurf!"
*Oh sweet Virgina I am dead*
Goodbye world 😱
Lmao I live in Virginia 👀👄👀
@@remytherat6027 same 🥲
@@levachan5610 ayyyy let's go finally somone else that lives in virgina
@@remytherat6027 Hello fellow Virginian 😂
THE MOMENT HE PUT GOGGLES ON I KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING AND I WAS JUST WAITING FOR DAZ’S REACTION HAHAHAHA
Omfg I've never laughed so hard. This is comedy GOLD!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did anyone notice how in the first music video the subtitles kept changing languages
I noticed lol 😂
that was the point lol
Was wondering what the point to it was
Hell yeah
It goes from German to chinese like wtf
You have to react to Kidz Bop! Like so he sees it!
Yasss😂
Yeah react to kids bop
You must react to it Daz!
omfg. PLEASE DO IT
YESA
That little Neoom when he was pretending to be an airplane made it all the better! 😂😂👌🏽
Daz your helping me cure my deppression i am a little bit less dead inside everytime I watch one of your videos I love you and you give me inspiration to live
Just dont harm yourself man. I was like that for a long time man. It will heal eventually.
I lost it when he was smelling food in the air. I can't 😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr 😂
+DxDVelox Devon Xd
sub me i am close to 50 subs
well watching a trash can would not be entertainment
lol me to
I'm legitimately having a heart attack right now from laughter
+PastelxHolly thank you
laughing to hard to type this comment
Me also, omfg his reaction to the guy taking off the panda mask
HAHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATH ANYMORE
my either I died of laughter at the part where he's like yah look up to the sky I can't dance
Alison and Maddie act so grown up and stylish, it gives off the same vibe as if a 7 year old wore mummys makeup and her clubbing dress
I still watch these videos on a daily basis, they’ll never stop being funny lmaooo
*sees a 16 year old girl driving*
Me: lucky
Daz: SHES A TODDLER DRIVING A CAR THIS FETUS SHOULDN'T DRIVE
Its 17 to drive over here lol
Well hes a dad so I don't blame him
Club penguin. She's going to Club penguin.
Sooo true
Exactly what I said XD
+#Awesome Yes!
+#Awesome yes! I love animal crossing :D 🍃🍀🌷
I said that like 2 years ago
Trying to draw with Daz spitting gold in the background is a challenge in of itself
Oh Daz! Thanks for cheering me up! 🤣😄❤️xxx
I love how much u laugh at your own jokes
+MUSTERIOUSTROUSERS Lol I do it all the time, idk if it proves i'm funny or just a fucking idiot XD
+ThePandaHero ikr xD
Dad jokes
+Led Zeppelin Haha lmao
14:58
In Morgan Freeman's voice: And since that day, Daz' sanity is yet to be seen.
Here after school. Unwinding. This is heaven. This is peace.
"Why is she pissing colors on his face" 😂😂
Daz i really love your videos but i think you have to stop calling people 4 when they are obviously 3, its not respectfull!
XDD Best comments ive seen so far
What?!😂
Lol
OMG BEST COMMENT😂😂😂
😂😂
“Let me get this straight Let me get this straight”
Me: I’m not
i can not tell you HOW MUCH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING THAT HARD WHEN THAT WOMAN SPEWED OUT CRAYON WAX BAHAHAHAH
So, my mum walked in my room and saw the last music video when the woman's "giving birth" and she thought I was watching porn and began freaking out. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't porn and clicked play on the video, but it only got worse. I'm scared, now. Doesn't help my TH-cam was in dark mode and on my next to watch it has some doki doki literature club shit on there....
rip
And that's why when I hear people walking upstairs or coming near my room, I exit TH-cam immediatly before something weird in a video happens or if a TH-camr in a video swears XD
@@calreeGAZA Same the only thing is sometimes if I'm too late to close out yt I just pause the vid and get scared that my mom/dad will ask to see what I'm watching and somehow the one time they'll actually look at what I'm watching, something bad will happen. Thankfully nothing like this has ever happened to me... yet
its at 69 likes, so i cants like it
annnnnnd gone for a year
Lol I died when he said there are a million perverts on amazon buying panda costumes xD
I think when i ever watch daz laugh i laugh 😂
Why is daz so funny, im like dying rn lol
Daz: He’s gonna go for it.
Me: No, he’s gonna throw her off it.
The first video when she entered the "Chinese food" it turned night all of a sudden. Did anyone notice that?
Yea
Dylan Winters She was standing there for hours waving her head around because she smelled the food...
yeah
Qwerty 123456 SCREAMING
That guy dressed up as a panda to infiltrate a slumber party...
He’s basically just a kid friendly Agent 47
Omg this was 4 years ago😂😂😂
"Did she eat a pack of Crayola?!" I love your commentary so much!! XD