So I was actually on that table (Triggered_Boomer). Trust me, I was trying to hold it together every couple of minutes. The volume of someone's voice in game often drowns out whoever isn't speaking at a louder volume, especially when Kos is at the table bumping heads with someone and their flipping out, it can be tough, but it is insanely entertaining 🤣
Yo the end is the best, when fawn ask you that question and then you answer, look at the chick you were trolling. You can see the moment she realized she f***ed up😂😭😆😮💨
That Harris was on a 20k table the other day, playing the big boy preflop raising and running his chops, losing it time and time again. He finally snapped, got super salty, and incredibly racist before rage quitting. A real nice guy /sarcasm.
Vanessa: You coming? (said in a sultry way) Barry: Got everything? Vanessa: All set. (She gets into a one-man ultralight plane with a black-and-yellow paint job and puts on her helmet. She and the plane are now Barry's size.) Barry: You go ahead. I'll catch up. Vanessa: Don't be too long. (The plane takes off. Barry soon catches up and they fly together.) Vanessa: Watch this! (The plane does a loop, trailing red smoke that forms a heart, then crashes into the side of a rock pile, bursting into flames.) Barry: (yelling in anguish:) Vanessa! (his cry changes to bubbles escaping his mouth) (Barry breaks the surface of the pool, gasping for air.) Dad: We're still here, Barry. Mom: I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond when you yell at him. Dad: Then why are you yelling at me? Mom: Because you don't listen. Dad: Ah, I'm not listing to this. Barry: (dries himself and puts on his sweater) Sorry Mom, I've got to go. Mom: Where are you going? Barry: Nowhere. I'm meeting a friend. Mom: (calling after him:) A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Barry: Bye! Mom: I just hope she's Bee-ish. (Vanessa exits her florist shop, flipping the sign over and locking the door.) Barry: (he see the Tournament of Roses Parade poster) So they have a huge parade of just flowers every year in Pasadena? Vanessa: Oh, to be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream. Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. Barry: Wow, a tournament. Do the roses actually complete in athletic events? Vanessa: No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? Barry: It's exhausting. Vanessa: Hmmm. Barry: Why don't you run everywhere? Isn't that faster? Vanessa: Yeah, okay. I see, I see. All right, your turn. Barry: Ah! Tivo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane. Vanessa: What, you don't have anything like that? Barry: We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Vanessa: Oh my. (They turn a corner onto a busier street. People start swatting at Barry.) Man: Dumb bees! Vanessa: You must just want to sting all those jerks. Barry: We really try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. Vanessa: So you really have to watch your temper? (they enter a supermarket) Barry: Oh yeah, very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. You work though it like any emotion- anger, jealousy, (under his breath) lust. (Barry lands on cardboard boxes in the aisle. A stock boy hits him with a rolled-up advertisement.) Vanessa: (to Barry:) Oh my goodness. Are you okay? Barry: Yeah. Whew! Vanessa: (to Hector, the stockboy:) What is wrong with you?! Hector: It's a bug. Vanessa: Well, he's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep. (She slaps him with the advertisement and he leaves, muttering.) Barry: (shakes off the hit) What was that, a Pick and Save circular? Vanessa: Yeah, it was. How did you know? Barry: It felt like about ten pages. Seventy-five's pretty much our limit. Vanessa: Boy, you've really got that down to a science. Barry: Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. Vanessa: I'll bet. Barry: (he stops when he sees the rows of honey jars) What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Cute Bee? Golden Blossom? Ray Liotta Private Select. Vanessa: Is he that actor? Barry: I never heard of him. Why is this here? Vanessa: For people. We eat it. Barry: Why? (he gestures around the market) You don't have enough food of your own? Vanessa: Well yes, we- Barry: How do you even get it? Vanessa: Well, bees make it... Barry: I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating and cooling, and stirring... you need a whole Krelman thing. Vanessa: It's organic. Barry: It's our-ganic! Vanessa: It's just honey, Barry. Barry: Just... what?! Bees don't know about this. This is stealing. A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, our schools, our hospitals. This is all we have. And it's on sale? I'm going to get to the bottom of this. I'm going to get to the bottom of all of this! (Barry rips off the label from a jar of Ray Liotta Private Select Honey) (Later, Barry's infiltrating the supermarket loading dock by covering up his yellow stripes with a Magic Marker and putting on war paint. Hector's opening more boxes of honey jars.) Man: Hey, Hector. You almost done? Hector: Almost. (Barry steps in some honey. Hector stops and turns.) Hector: He is here. I sense it. (he grabs his box cutter as Barry hides) (Barry hides behind a box again) Hector: (talking loud to the open room as he opens a jar of honey from a box:) Well, I guess I'll go home now, and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. (pretends to walk away) Barry: (he steps out into the light) You're busted, box boy! Hector: Ah ha! I knew I heard something. So, you can talk. (Barry flies at him, stinger first, backing him against the wall. Hector drops the knife.) Barry: Oh, I can talk. And now you're going to start talking. Where are you getting all the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?! Hector: I don't know what you're talking about. I though we were all friends. The last thing we want to do is upset any of you... bees! (Hector grabs a push pin. Barry begins fencing with his stinger..) Hector: Ha! You're too late. It's ours now! Barry: You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword. Hector: You, sir, are about to be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! (The fight continues. They cross swords and get nose-to-nose.) Barry: Where is the honey coming from? (Barry knocks the push pin away and put his stinger up to Hector's nose.) Tell me where! Hector: (points to a truck) Honey Farms. It comes from Honey Farms. (Barry flies after the departing truck, dodging a bus, taxis and a messenger on a bicycle. One driver yells at messenger, "Crazy person!") (Barry continues his pursuit, using the elastic strap on a bicycle messenger's helmet to launch himself towards the truck. He lands on the windshield, pressed against it by the wind. He sees himself surrounded by dead bugs, then works his way around them.) Barry: Oh my. What horrible thing has happened here? Look at these faces. They never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere. (a mosquito opens his eyes) Psst! Just keep still. Barry: What? You're not dead? Mooseblood: Do I look dead? Hey man, they will wipe anything that moves. Now, where you headed? Barry: To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. Mooseblood: I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood. Crazy stuff. Blows your head off. Ladybug: I'm going to Tacoma. Barry: (to a fly:) What about you? Mooseblood: He really is dead. Barry: All right. (the driver's hand moves to the windshield wiper lever)
Barry: Uh, ahem. Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Vanessa: Oh, yeah, it's no trouble. Barry: Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up for the rest of my life. Are you... Umm. Can I take a piece of this with me? Vanessa: Sure! Here, have a crumb. (She passes one to Barry on her fingertip) Barry: Oh, thanks. Vanessa: Yeah. Barry: All right, well, then... I guess I'll see you around, or not, or... Vanessa: Okay, Barry. Barry: And thank you so much again... for before. Vanessa: Oh, that? That was nothing. Barry: Well, not nothing, but... anyway... (Barry extends his hand. Vanessa touches it with her finger and they gingerly shake. The janitor looks over and continues tightening the bulb in the socket. It shorts, causing him to lose his balance and fall backwards.) (The next day at the Honex building, hurricane survival testing is in progress. A bee wearing a parachute is in a wind tunnel.) Testing bee 1: This can't possibly work. Testing bee 2: Well, he's all set to go. We may as well try it. (via intercom:) Okay, Dave. pull the chute. (Dave pulls the cord and is immediately blown backwards. He slides down the wall and shakily gives a thumbs up signal. Barry and Adam walk by the outside of the testing chamber.) Adam: Sounds amazing. Barry: Oh, it was amazing. It- it was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Adam: Humans! Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant scary humans! What were they like? Barry: Huge and crazy. They talk crazy, they eat crazy giant things. They drive around real crazy. Adam: And do they try and kill you like on TV? Barry: Some of them. But some of them don't. Adam: How'd you get back? Barry: Poodle. Adam: Look, you did it. And I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see out there, You had your "experience", and now you're back, you can pick out your job and everything can be normal. Barry: Well... Adam: Well? Well? Barry: Well, I met someone. Adam: You met someone? Was she Bee-ish? Barry: Mmm. Adam: Not a wasp? Your parents will kill you. Barry: No, no, no, not a wasp. Adam: Spider? Barry: You know, I'm not attracted to the spiders. I know to everyone else it's like the hottest thing with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. (Barry grimaces and makes a noise.) Adam: So, uh, who is she? Barry: She's... uh... a human. Adam: Oh no, no, no, no. That didn't happen. You didn't do that. That is a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. Barry: Her name's Vanessa. Adam: Oh, oh boy! Barry: She's so-o nice. And she's a florist! Adam: Oh, no. No, no, no! You're dating a human florist? Barry: W-w-well, we're not dating. Adam: You're flying outside the hive. You're talking to human beings that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s. That's one-eighth of a stick of dynamite. Barry: She saved my life. And she understands me. Adam: This is over. Barry: (pulls out the rum cake crumb) Eat this. (pushes it into Adam's face.) Adam: This is not over. What was that? Barry: They call it a crumb. Adam: That was so stingin' stripey! Barry: And that's not even what they eat. That just falls off what they eat. Do you know what a Cinnabon is? Adam: No. Barry: It's bread... Adam: Come in here! (opens the door to the office where he works and guides Barry inside) Barry: ...and cinnamon, Adam: Be quiet! Barry: ...and frosting. They heat it up- Adam: Sit down! Barry: Really hot! Adam: Listen to me! We are not them. We're us. There's us and there's them. Barry: Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning... Adam: There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. (another bee joins in:) Thinking bee. (and another joins in:) Thinking bee. (all bees in the office begin chanting:) Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee. (Outside his house, Barry sits on a raft in his family's hexagon-shaped honey pool, legs dangling into the honey. Mom and dad approach, wearing cabana-type outfits, sun shining behind them.) Mom: There he is. He's in the pool. Dad: You know what your problem is, Barry? Barry: I've got to start thinking bee? Dad: Barry, how much longer is this going to go on? It's been three days. I don't understand why you're not working. Barry: Well, I've got a lot of big life decisions I'm thinking about Dad: What life? You have no life! You have no job! You're barely a bee! Barry: Ugh. Mom: Would it kill you to just make a little honey? (Barry rolls off the raft and sinks into the pool.) Mom: Barry, come out from under there. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Dad: Barry, I'm talking to you. (Barry keeps swimming downward through the honey, which clears and leads him to an imaginary park where Vanessa is waiting for him, reclining on a picnic blanket. "Sugar Sugar" by The Archies is playing in the background. She swats a mosquito that lands on her leg, then looks at Barry for his reaction. Both are surprised, but then laugh about it.)
Vanessa: Barry! Barry: OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, and it's all my fault. Vanessa: Yes, it kind of is. Barry: I've ruined the planet. and I wanted to help you with your flower shop. Instead, I've made it worse. Vanessa: Actually, it's completely closed down. Barry: I thought maybe you were remodeling. Nonetheless I have another idea, and it's greater than all my previous great ideas combined. Vanessa: I don't want to hear it! Barry: All right, here's what I'm thinking. They have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we got do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. Vanessa: Bees. Barry: Park. Vanessa: Pollen! Barry: Flowers! Vanessa: Re-pollination! Barry: Across the nation! Barry: (Later, in California) Alright, Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. Vanessa: I have an idea. Vanessa: (in an inspector trenchcoat, flashing a badge to a guard) Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. Oh, it's real. Guard Sorry, ma'am. That's a nice brooch by the way. (pointing to a suspiciously bee-shaped pin on her coat) Vanessa: Thank you. It was a gift. Barry: Then once we're inside, we just pick the right float. Vanessa: (excitedly) How about The Princess and the Pea? Barry: Yeah! Vanessa: I could be the princess, and... Barry: Yeah, I think... Vanessa: ...you could be the pea! Barry: ...I got it. Barry flies up, dressed as a pea. Barry: Sorry I'm late, where should I sit? The Float Princess What are you? Barry: I believe I'm the pea. The Float Princess The pea? It's supposed to be under the mattresses. Barry: Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. The Float Princess I'm going to go talk to the marshal. Barry: You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Vanessa moves the 15 foot ladder away as the princess was about to step on it. She plummets to the ground and lands out of frame. Vanessa takes her place as the float princess. Barry: Let's see what this baby will do. (He hot wires the engine.) Float Official Hey, what are you doing?! Barry: Then all we do is blend in with traffic without arousing suspicion. (They speed away, and weave through traffic recklessly.) Barry: And once we're at the airport, there's no stopping us. Airport Security: Stop! Security. Did you and your insect pack your own float? Vanessa: Yes. Airport Security: Has this float been in your possession the entire time? Vanessa: Yes. Airport Security: Would you remove your shoes and everything in your pockets? Can you remove your stinger, sir? Barry: Uh, that's part of me. Airport Security: I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. The float is all rolled up in a tube and is loaded onto the plane as luggage. Barry: Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. On the plane, Barry uses a laptop and makes a graph by pushing random buttons. The screen says, RE-POLLINATION POSSIBLE. Barry: Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is going to work, Vanessa. Vanessa: It's got to work. Captain: (over the intercom) Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. I'm afraid we have a bit of bad weather in the New York area. And looks like we're going to be experience a couple of hours delay. Vanessa: Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. Barry: I've got to get up there and talk to these guys. Vanessa: Be careful. Barry: (knocking on the cabin door) Hey, can I get some help with this Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. The flight attendant opens the door, and Barry sneaks past by blending in with a black and yellow striped CAUTION sign.
You pissed her off so much that she started trying to freestyle?? I don't think I've ever seen that before. Dwight's out here making a real difference
I saw this and wasn't there yet but still wasn't rdy for her to just bust out a rap
Oh there are different “rappers”
As good as B-girl Raygun’s breakdancing 😂
"Youre just jealous that you cant profit off your looks and personality"
Kos's audience:You know funny you should mention that
“I don’t even know what an injectomy is, so joke’s on you.”
🤣🤣 DEAD AF 🤣🤣
😂😂😂 hilarious
“You’re not able to profit off your looks and personality” I’ve been watching this personality for basically a decade
9:50 “ANSWER ME SIMP” why did that sound so disrespectful 😂😂💀
lol let’s not forget he got vialoated by the lady born in the 80s
Because of the hard "P"...
i felt that 'command' in my soul too
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I FUCKING DIED. JESUS CHRIST. LMAOOOOO.
i was gonna comment this lmaooo
The vr poker trolling will forever be undefeated 😂💀
Perfect timing again bout to spark up 🤣🤣
bruh lmao
SAME! KOSDFF vids are funny af to watch while smoking a joint
Yea I’m sure you are buddy
bOuT tO sPaRk Up. Nobody cares that you smoke.
Always when it's Blunt Time
A masters in electrician, I lost my shit when she said that 😂
*laughs in Red Seal*
And I have a PHD in plumbing😂😂😂
basically broke the NPC lost its function coding and started screaming and rapping 😭😭 i can’t this shiii was tooo funny!
“Yeah the ones who pay you” was such an underrated burn 😭🤣
NO KOS!!! YOU CUT THIS TOO SOON AHHHH !!! this chick was comedic gold lmao.
4 discord boyfriend's... Never thought i would hear that one 🤣
Hahhaa " You should judge yourself some more" 😂 perfect way to put it 😂
Please never stop thees vr trolling videos. Fukn hilarious🤣💀
11:44 her phazing through the shield was so creepy xd
Her avatar looked really lethargic 😂
“Answer me, simp” 😂😂 great video dude!
“You want a fresh one?👋”
Crazy lmao
that rap is gonna go triple platinum
Right? That shit was terrible.
I can’t be the only one who caught the “ozark” reference when she yelled “if u wanna stop me your gonna have to fking killl mee”😂😂
He said you might have to charge him more he's not protecting you very well😂🤦
I was just watching one of your rust videos and this popped up. Life is good 😊
Na buddy said he's drunk and that's why he's femanine 😂😂 Ts too funny
juss like diddy
shot out is....perhaps the most eloquent and well spoken insult....I love it please expound more on these lovely insults you teach me so much justin.
Ah yes The influencer/micro celebrity... this should be good 😂
You should of dropped the "Meta Harassment" line on that girl, still one of my favourite episode LMAO
It is crazy how many of those girl gamers you find😂
Love these vr vids absolute comedy😂🤣
That girl screeming 😂😂 shes crazy really crazy
The burn at the end was solid 😂
No possible MF way she’s under 50 🤣
Sounds at least 45 living in a trailer park lol
"Do u want a fresh one?"
Kos does God's work for the soul with very little effort some could say a master at his craft
Has a trolling masters 😂😂
Omg! How do you just randomly come across such great people!
22:43 she's imitating that scene from Ozarks😂
That Ruth Langmore scream lol
Why is nobody on the table laughing? I'm 3 mins in and you have hit it out the park about 5 times. My ribs are hurting already
So I was actually on that table (Triggered_Boomer). Trust me, I was trying to hold it together every couple of minutes. The volume of someone's voice in game often drowns out whoever isn't speaking at a louder volume, especially when Kos is at the table bumping heads with someone and their flipping out, it can be tough, but it is insanely entertaining 🤣
5:23 was the biggest blue ball. I thought the sidekick had popped in to spit his game 😢
🤡 Clown outfit off my Amazon wishlist..HAHAHAH!😂😂😂
She was trolling you back a good bit in the beginning that was good shit, then came the white knight and the feelings, even better haha😂
23:04 - Bahahahahaha no way he f*cking said that !!! 😂😂🤣🤣
26:52 bro I lost it actually laughed for a solid 2 minutes😭
How yall type in 2 seconds?😂 I clicked this video as soon as it popped up and it had no views 12 comments. Wtf is going on?😂
i guess you just aint bout it bro. it happens to the best of us.
😂
bad wifi
Bc I’m invested I used to watch the vlogs back religiously
To be fair, don’t trust the time posted lmao
Keep it up and I love your vr videos
When they snap and scream, that's when you know your doing it right 😂
I been a fan for a long time by far the poker vids kill me every time I love the vid keep up the hard work.
her fantasy is getting crazier
Nahhhhh that under the table handy… bruh. Girl is too far gone. Can’t be saved.
When a 27 year old tries to give a "smoothie," you're not in a good location. Thanks for the content, KOS!!
Oh she definitely knows what an "inject-in-me" is Kos.
"A pitcher of internalized pain"
This is why I love you Kos lmao. How tf do you think of this stuff so fadt 😂
9:50 That hard "p" was extremely offensive 🤣
Yo the end is the best, when fawn ask you that question and then you answer, look at the chick you were trolling. You can see the moment she realized she f***ed up😂😭😆😮💨
Her one simp in my comments 🤣🤣🤣
Eminem’s mom is wild
Its about the "aaoooouuuurrraaaa"
I can watch a Kosdff video for hours 😂
How do you always find the raging alcoholics? 😂
the never ending story fa la la la la 😂😂😂😂😂
“Answer me simp” 😂😂😂
Sparky of the decade 😂
The scream soothes my soul
"She was hoeing when TV was black and white" is CRAZY LMAO🤣
10:23 is comedy GOLD 😂😭
she's like the county bike everyone's had a spin baby 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Crazy all I gotta say😂great vid🔥
Lord Dwight you have to save him, Simps are after all but fallen brothers!
"i fell asleep under a piece of drywall" and using the screaming meme fuckin killed me. she was actually pretty funny.
That Harris was on a 20k table the other day, playing the big boy preflop raising and running his chops, losing it time and time again. He finally snapped, got super salty, and incredibly racist before rage quitting. A real nice guy /sarcasm.
"I don't even know what an imgectomy is.... so joke's on you"
I almost choked on my food laughing 😂
How do you find these people ?!
Another win for the boys🥳
Long time listener, first time caller here. Motion to make your next name Dwilight.
bro i always enjoy your videos bro keep up the good work ✅💪🏼
if that's a princess then I'm the galactic emperor. her family were the slaves the nobles exploited lol
Ohhh heck yeahhhhh!!!! The Dwight Knight!!!!!!
Man I could watch this shit all day 😂😂
That other guy that was siding with you was funny af lol
I fucking love these vr vidoes bro
We eating good for this one
These people I cant even 🤣
Vanessa: You coming? (said in a sultry way)
Barry: Got everything?
Vanessa: All set. (She gets into a one-man ultralight plane with a black-and-yellow paint job and puts on her helmet. She and the plane are now Barry's size.)
Barry: You go ahead. I'll catch up.
Vanessa: Don't be too long. (The plane takes off. Barry soon catches up and they fly together.)
Vanessa: Watch this!
(The plane does a loop, trailing red smoke that forms a heart, then crashes into the side of a rock pile, bursting into flames.)
Barry: (yelling in anguish:) Vanessa! (his cry changes to bubbles escaping his mouth)
(Barry breaks the surface of the pool, gasping for air.)
Dad: We're still here, Barry.
Mom: I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond when you yell at him.
Dad: Then why are you yelling at me?
Mom: Because you don't listen.
Dad: Ah, I'm not listing to this.
Barry: (dries himself and puts on his sweater) Sorry Mom, I've got to go.
Mom: Where are you going?
Barry: Nowhere. I'm meeting a friend.
Mom: (calling after him:) A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
Barry: Bye!
Mom: I just hope she's Bee-ish.
(Vanessa exits her florist shop, flipping the sign over and locking the door.)
Barry: (he see the Tournament of Roses Parade poster) So they have a huge parade of just flowers every year in Pasadena?
Vanessa: Oh, to be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream. Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.
Barry: Wow, a tournament. Do the roses actually complete in athletic events?
Vanessa: No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere?
Barry: It's exhausting.
Vanessa: Hmmm.
Barry: Why don't you run everywhere? Isn't that faster?
Vanessa: Yeah, okay. I see, I see. All right, your turn.
Barry: Ah! Tivo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane.
Vanessa: What, you don't have anything like that?
Barry: We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
Vanessa: Oh my.
(They turn a corner onto a busier street. People start swatting at Barry.)
Man: Dumb bees!
Vanessa: You must just want to sting all those jerks.
Barry: We really try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.
Vanessa: So you really have to watch your temper?
(they enter a supermarket)
Barry: Oh yeah, very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. You work though it like any emotion- anger, jealousy, (under his breath) lust.
(Barry lands on cardboard boxes in the aisle. A stock boy hits him with a rolled-up advertisement.)
Vanessa: (to Barry:) Oh my goodness. Are you okay?
Barry: Yeah. Whew!
Vanessa: (to Hector, the stockboy:) What is wrong with you?!
Hector: It's a bug.
Vanessa: Well, he's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep. (She slaps him with the advertisement and he leaves, muttering.)
Barry: (shakes off the hit) What was that, a Pick and Save circular?
Vanessa: Yeah, it was. How did you know?
Barry: It felt like about ten pages. Seventy-five's pretty much our limit.
Vanessa: Boy, you've really got that down to a science.
Barry: Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
Vanessa: I'll bet.
Barry: (he stops when he sees the rows of honey jars) What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Cute Bee? Golden Blossom? Ray Liotta Private Select.
Vanessa: Is he that actor?
Barry: I never heard of him. Why is this here?
Vanessa: For people. We eat it.
Barry: Why? (he gestures around the market) You don't have enough food of your own?
Vanessa: Well yes, we-
Barry: How do you even get it?
Vanessa: Well, bees make it...
Barry: I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating and cooling, and stirring... you need a whole Krelman thing.
Vanessa: It's organic.
Barry: It's our-ganic!
Vanessa: It's just honey, Barry.
Barry: Just... what?! Bees don't know about this. This is stealing. A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, our schools, our hospitals. This is all we have. And it's on sale? I'm going to get to the bottom of this. I'm going to get to the bottom of all of this!
(Barry rips off the label from a jar of Ray Liotta Private Select Honey)
(Later, Barry's infiltrating the supermarket loading dock by covering up his yellow stripes with a Magic Marker and putting on war paint. Hector's opening more boxes of honey jars.)
Man: Hey, Hector. You almost done?
Hector: Almost.
(Barry steps in some honey. Hector stops and turns.)
Hector: He is here. I sense it. (he grabs his box cutter as Barry hides)
(Barry hides behind a box again)
Hector: (talking loud to the open room as he opens a jar of honey from a box:) Well, I guess I'll go home now, and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. (pretends to walk away)
Barry: (he steps out into the light) You're busted, box boy!
Hector: Ah ha! I knew I heard something. So, you can talk.
(Barry flies at him, stinger first, backing him against the wall. Hector drops the knife.)
Barry: Oh, I can talk. And now you're going to start talking. Where are you getting all the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?!
Hector: I don't know what you're talking about. I though we were all friends. The last thing we want to do is upset any of you... bees!
(Hector grabs a push pin. Barry begins fencing with his stinger..)
Hector: Ha! You're too late. It's ours now!
Barry: You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword.
Hector: You, sir, are about to be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
(The fight continues. They cross swords and get nose-to-nose.)
Barry: Where is the honey coming from? (Barry knocks the push pin away and put his stinger up to Hector's nose.) Tell me where!
Hector: (points to a truck) Honey Farms. It comes from Honey Farms.
(Barry flies after the departing truck, dodging a bus, taxis and a messenger on a bicycle. One driver yells at messenger, "Crazy person!")
(Barry continues his pursuit, using the elastic strap on a bicycle messenger's helmet to launch himself towards the truck. He lands on the windshield, pressed against it by the wind. He sees himself surrounded by dead bugs, then works his way around them.)
Barry: Oh my. What horrible thing has happened here? Look at these faces. They never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere.
(a mosquito opens his eyes) Psst! Just keep still.
Barry: What? You're not dead?
Mooseblood: Do I look dead? Hey man, they will wipe anything that moves. Now, where you headed?
Barry: To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.
Mooseblood: I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood. Crazy stuff. Blows your head off.
Ladybug: I'm going to Tacoma.
Barry: (to a fly:) What about you?
Mooseblood: He really is dead.
Barry: All right.
(the driver's hand moves to the windshield wiper lever)
Ok I stop at this blue waffle 😂
very good video
4:03 "open ya ears" sounds like an easier video "Ya Ass" lmao😂😂😂😂😂
“I didn’t say I had simps” then proceeds to describe simps as what she has
I can always count on an upload at 9 pm here… when KOS does decide to grace us with a video of course
Hilarious 😂
WHAT A CATCHY NAME I'LL NEVER FORGET
Oh wow this is crazy funny
UNSTOPPABLE
Her downstairs smells like terrible fish ,
Make it shareable sis
Barry: Uh, ahem. Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee.
Vanessa: Oh, yeah, it's no trouble.
Barry: Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up for the rest of my life. Are you... Umm. Can I take a piece of this with me?
Vanessa: Sure! Here, have a crumb. (She passes one to Barry on her fingertip)
Barry: Oh, thanks.
Vanessa: Yeah.
Barry: All right, well, then... I guess I'll see you around, or not, or...
Vanessa: Okay, Barry.
Barry: And thank you so much again... for before.
Vanessa: Oh, that? That was nothing.
Barry: Well, not nothing, but... anyway...
(Barry extends his hand. Vanessa touches it with her finger and they gingerly shake. The janitor looks over and continues tightening the bulb in the socket. It shorts, causing him to lose his balance and fall backwards.)
(The next day at the Honex building, hurricane survival testing is in progress. A bee wearing a parachute is in a wind tunnel.)
Testing bee 1: This can't possibly work.
Testing bee 2: Well, he's all set to go. We may as well try it. (via intercom:) Okay, Dave. pull the chute.
(Dave pulls the cord and is immediately blown backwards. He slides down the wall and shakily gives a thumbs up signal. Barry and Adam walk by the outside of the testing chamber.)
Adam: Sounds amazing.
Barry: Oh, it was amazing. It- it was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
Adam: Humans! Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant scary humans! What were they like?
Barry: Huge and crazy. They talk crazy, they eat crazy giant things. They drive around real crazy.
Adam: And do they try and kill you like on TV?
Barry: Some of them. But some of them don't.
Adam: How'd you get back?
Barry: Poodle.
Adam: Look, you did it. And I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see out there, You had your "experience", and now you're back, you can pick out your job and everything can be normal.
Barry: Well...
Adam: Well? Well?
Barry: Well, I met someone.
Adam: You met someone? Was she Bee-ish?
Barry: Mmm.
Adam: Not a wasp? Your parents will kill you.
Barry: No, no, no, not a wasp.
Adam: Spider?
Barry: You know, I'm not attracted to the spiders. I know to everyone else it's like the hottest thing with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. (Barry grimaces and makes a noise.)
Adam: So, uh, who is she?
Barry: She's... uh... a human.
Adam: Oh no, no, no, no. That didn't happen. You didn't do that. That is a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.
Barry: Her name's Vanessa.
Adam: Oh, oh boy!
Barry: She's so-o nice. And she's a florist!
Adam: Oh, no. No, no, no! You're dating a human florist?
Barry: W-w-well, we're not dating.
Adam: You're flying outside the hive. You're talking to human beings that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s. That's one-eighth of a stick of dynamite.
Barry: She saved my life. And she understands me.
Adam: This is over.
Barry: (pulls out the rum cake crumb) Eat this. (pushes it into Adam's face.)
Adam: This is not over. What was that?
Barry: They call it a crumb.
Adam: That was so stingin' stripey!
Barry: And that's not even what they eat. That just falls off what they eat. Do you know what a Cinnabon is?
Adam: No.
Barry: It's bread...
Adam: Come in here! (opens the door to the office where he works and guides Barry inside)
Barry: ...and cinnamon,
Adam: Be quiet!
Barry: ...and frosting. They heat it up-
Adam: Sit down!
Barry: Really hot!
Adam: Listen to me! We are not them. We're us. There's us and there's them.
Barry: Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning...
Adam: There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.
(another bee joins in:) Thinking bee.
(and another joins in:) Thinking bee.
(all bees in the office begin chanting:) Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee.
(Outside his house, Barry sits on a raft in his family's hexagon-shaped honey pool, legs dangling into the honey. Mom and dad approach, wearing cabana-type outfits, sun shining behind them.)
Mom: There he is. He's in the pool.
Dad: You know what your problem is, Barry?
Barry: I've got to start thinking bee?
Dad: Barry, how much longer is this going to go on? It's been three days. I don't understand why you're not working.
Barry: Well, I've got a lot of big life decisions I'm thinking about
Dad: What life? You have no life! You have no job! You're barely a bee!
Barry: Ugh.
Mom: Would it kill you to just make a little honey?
(Barry rolls off the raft and sinks into the pool.)
Mom: Barry, come out from under there. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him?
Dad: Barry, I'm talking to you.
(Barry keeps swimming downward through the honey, which clears and leads him to an imaginary park where Vanessa is waiting for him, reclining on a picnic blanket. "Sugar Sugar" by The Archies is playing in the background. She swats a mosquito that lands on her leg, then looks at Barry for his reaction. Both are surprised, but then laugh about it.)
Dope😂
lovin it kos ❤
That Harris guy is so damn embarrassing. Holy crap
He had no shame either lol but when she called him an opportunity he dipped lol
😂😂😂eminems mum😂😂😂
She missed the perfect joke. 14:49 "i dont know what an injectomy is but you and eject in me"
MICKEY MOUSE AHH LAUGH
This was so funny.
Vanessa: Barry!
Barry: OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, and it's all my fault.
Vanessa: Yes, it kind of is.
Barry: I've ruined the planet. and I wanted to help you with your flower shop. Instead, I've made it worse.
Vanessa: Actually, it's completely closed down.
Barry: I thought maybe you were remodeling. Nonetheless I have another idea, and it's greater than all my previous great ideas combined.
Vanessa: I don't want to hear it!
Barry: All right, here's what I'm thinking. They have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we got do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.
Vanessa: Bees.
Barry: Park.
Vanessa: Pollen!
Barry: Flowers!
Vanessa: Re-pollination!
Barry: Across the nation!
Barry: (Later, in California) Alright, Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight.
Vanessa: I have an idea.
Vanessa: (in an inspector trenchcoat, flashing a badge to a guard) Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. Oh, it's real.
Guard Sorry, ma'am. That's a nice brooch by the way. (pointing to a suspiciously bee-shaped pin on her coat)
Vanessa: Thank you. It was a gift.
Barry: Then once we're inside, we just pick the right float.
Vanessa: (excitedly) How about The Princess and the Pea?
Barry: Yeah!
Vanessa: I could be the princess, and...
Barry: Yeah, I think...
Vanessa: ...you could be the pea!
Barry: ...I got it.
Barry flies up, dressed as a pea.
Barry: Sorry I'm late, where should I sit?
The Float Princess What are you?
Barry: I believe I'm the pea.
The Float Princess The pea? It's supposed to be under the mattresses.
Barry: Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
The Float Princess I'm going to go talk to the marshal.
Barry: You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!
Vanessa moves the 15 foot ladder away as the princess was about to step on it. She plummets to the ground and lands out of frame. Vanessa takes her place as the float princess.
Barry: Let's see what this baby will do. (He hot wires the engine.)
Float Official Hey, what are you doing?!
Barry: Then all we do is blend in with traffic without arousing suspicion. (They speed away, and weave through traffic recklessly.)
Barry: And once we're at the airport, there's no stopping us.
Airport Security: Stop! Security. Did you and your insect pack your own float?
Vanessa: Yes.
Airport Security: Has this float been in your possession the entire time?
Vanessa: Yes.
Airport Security: Would you remove your shoes and everything in your pockets? Can you remove your stinger, sir?
Barry: Uh, that's part of me.
Airport Security: I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight.
The float is all rolled up in a tube and is loaded onto the plane as luggage.
Barry: Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.
On the plane, Barry uses a laptop and makes a graph by pushing random buttons. The screen says, RE-POLLINATION POSSIBLE.
Barry: Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is going to work, Vanessa.
Vanessa: It's got to work.
Captain: (over the intercom) Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. I'm afraid we have a bit of bad weather in the New York area. And looks like we're going to be experience a couple of hours delay.
Vanessa: Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.
Barry: I've got to get up there and talk to these guys.
Vanessa: Be careful.
Barry: (knocking on the cabin door) Hey, can I get some help with this Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
The flight attendant opens the door, and Barry sneaks past by blending in with a black and yellow striped CAUTION sign.
She couldnt find the positive and negative side of a AA battery.
Well we know that's not true how else do you think she uses her vibrator?