my favorite part of this whole fiasco is that Haruka was GENUINELY SHOCKED that she accidentally rizzed the squid man. the entire time she was tripping over her words and blushing and stammering and it was absolutely hilarious to watch
This is the first game where I've actually experienced getting rizzed. You're right about the whole situation, she was blushing and embarrassed; he rizzed her
Oh shit! That's AMAZING!! Now even if she scrubbed every clip on the internet of this....Steam will KNOW she fucked a Squid! An her friends will ALWAYS be able to pull that up!!
Seamus was coming out of the pub with his son when he stopped and put an arm around the youngster. He nodded towards the village in front of them and said, “You know, I built half the homes in this village, but nobody calls me a homebuilder.” Then, with a wave of his arm, he said, “And I worked on half the roads in this village, but nobody calls me a roadbuilder.” Seamus sighed, put his two hands on his son’s shoulders and, looking him hard in the eye, said, “But you fuck one sheep….”
As funny as the interactions with Haruka are, I think the part that makes me laugh the hardest is Zen’s TTS constantly calling Haruka random stuff because it doesn’t recognize “Haruka”.
Squid Game takes on a whole new meaning for Haruka. Also, I cannot be the only one who found it hilarious that the Cyberpunk Edge Runners outro, "Forgive me for Letting You Down" was playing in the background when Haruka was explaining it to Zen and Geega.
The moment Haruka let that outcome with the squid happened only sealed her fate. May the chats have mercy on her squid rizzing soul..... which means no.
haruka bows her head in shame away from Henya as she knew Henya was referring to her night a passionate shame with the tentacles only for Henya to walk around drop to her knees as she gazed up at haruka simply to question WHY for which Haruka had no answer to give the genius who looked to her for one if any
all to the full opening to goblinslayer and make the weather stormy but not quite raining yet at least not before harukas tears of shame fall while eyes henyas begins to poll and swell
Poor Haruka made the greatest sacrifice, just to please the curious chat. Context: There was a poll, chat chose it - or at least, the majority of chat.
I really love this dynamic, Older sister teasing the hell out of the younger sister. But still no kink shaming Haruka, we all have those unknown urges with whatever has sentience.
Haruka is absolutely going to seek revenge on each of them. No way she takes this lying down... Unlike the tentacles, which she definitely took lying down.
Love that Zen called Haruka 3 or 4 different names (aside from squid fricker) and Haruka doesn't even bat an eye anymore. Guess she's now conditioned to respond to any name that comes from Zen's TTS.
Can we take a moment and appreciate the fact that Vshojo immortalized this moment, and then gave up with trying to censor all the f-bombs a quarter of the way through the clips? Lol
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Haruka: “I’m back to streaming after moving to a new house.”
VShojo Content Team: “Here’s a housewarming gift for the new squid romance.”
IMAGINE IF THEY DID THAT TOO 😂😂😂
"You fuck a squid ONE TIME!" - Haruka, leader of an evil cult.
"Should... Should it require a REPEAT incident?!?" - Everyone else, staring in fascinated horror...
“…But you fuck ONE SQUID!…”
I think I just heard her scream, "IT'S NOT A FUCKING CULT!" Sheesh Leader, we haven't even done anything bad on a whim lately.
I'll pray for Haruka and her horrendous life choices.
It's no use, she's lost
@@dennisbirgersson3959too true and she’s still digging a hole about it.
@ultmswag3170 she makes those choices so we don't have to
@@johngancarcik5682or play the same games she played
Aw, Henya's first action is to give her a congratulatory gift. How wholesome.
Henya is the sweetest genius
Henya do be like dat
@@rankoprose our wholesome kettle with a heart of gold
Haru's not dating the squid. The squid is just her side piece.
I mean my Bard got with Laez'zel, Asterion and the Emperor so ... We approved of side pieces.
More like the squid is inside her piece.
👾 😏
So a vampier is getting cucked by a squid
no one will EVER let her live this down, holy shit lmao
or the panty incident.
Was there live, it was glorious.
@@ultmswag3170what?????? 😮😮😮
This made my night
@@ultmswag3170wait. Panty incident?
my favorite part of this whole fiasco is that Haruka was GENUINELY SHOCKED that she accidentally rizzed the squid man. the entire time she was tripping over her words and blushing and stammering and it was absolutely hilarious to watch
I am very happy that I got to watch the entire thing unfold live on stream~
It was amazing~
This is the first game where I've actually experienced getting rizzed. You're right about the whole situation, she was blushing and embarrassed; he rizzed her
One thing was the clippers and fan channels, other the girls themselves but the agency itself immortalizing this, is just pure gold lmao
I did not realize this was THE VShojo channel til just now.
I find it funny how no one brings up that she gets an achievement for banging the squid so it’s immortalised on her achievements list
Oh shit! That's AMAZING!! Now even if she scrubbed every clip on the internet of this....Steam will KNOW she fucked a Squid! An her friends will ALWAYS be able to pull that up!!
I like how Zen’s text speech will sometimes autocorrect Haruka to random words and she just responds normally at this point because she’s used to it
My favorite was ‘Haircut’ 💀
Mine was Hard Cock
Hurricane should be her nickname when she makes mistakes
@@braiinrxtt "How to car" was a good one too.
sometimes she calls Henya 'Henry'
Achievement unlocked: Haruka gained the title "The Squid Diddler"...
The Squiddler, if you will.
@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick Squiddler Tentacles XD
@@techead1177you mean Squidward Tennisballs
Squiddler Testicles.
I love how Haru's mini-screaming-avatar is so perfect for her having such a huge meltdown 🤣
Haruka's intervention
This is gonna be the whole rest of Haruka's streaming career, innit
the last thing on her mind when she graduates
She might as well graduate
Oh my god, the actual Vshojo channel actually talked about it. Haruka this is gonna haunt you forever…
6:55 Love the head turn Haruka made after Henya give her the ink sac.
Haruka: “You motherf*cker”
Seamus was coming out of the pub with his son when he stopped and put an arm around the youngster. He nodded towards the village in front of them and said, “You know, I built half the homes in this village, but nobody calls me a homebuilder.”
Then, with a wave of his arm, he said, “And I worked on half the roads in this village, but nobody calls me a roadbuilder.”
Seamus sighed, put his two hands on his son’s shoulders and, looking him hard in the eye, said, “But you fuck one sheep….”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As his son bleats.
Average Welshman
Haruka slowly looking towards Henya then slapping her may be the single best reaction to anything.
Haruka furiously trying to defend herself from Zen is such a laugh.
As funny as the interactions with Haruka are, I think the part that makes me laugh the hardest is Zen’s TTS constantly calling Haruka random stuff because it doesn’t recognize “Haruka”.
Hurricane and Haircut are my favorites
If Vshojo recruits a squid Vtuber, they better have a restraining order ready.
I have a feeling they're already finding one who could. The dynamic will be just so insane. Then there's Mel.
haruka bouta get a rizztraining order
Just have Mel redebut as a squid vtuber~
Dont tempt me.
I guess Haruka will never collab with Ina now.
Zen restrained herself while Haruka is still looking for excuses to this day. 😂😂😂
Lol
Blame Haruka's chat for that.
You can tell Haruka and Zen are best friends
Yup
Squid Game takes on a whole new meaning for Haruka. Also, I cannot be the only one who found it hilarious that the Cyberpunk Edge Runners outro, "Forgive me for Letting You Down" was playing in the background when Haruka was explaining it to Zen and Geega.
The moment Haruka let that outcome with the squid happened only sealed her fate. May the chats have mercy on her squid rizzing soul..... which means no.
I can't believe the moose and the squid did the dirty
Remember how the old adage has always been "curiosity unalived the cat"?
CURIOSITY BOINKED THE MOOSE.
Haruka DESPERATELY needs her some Jesus in her life!! Her soul needs to be cleansed of that Squid Fuckery.
haruka bows her head in shame away from Henya as she knew Henya was referring to her night a passionate shame with the tentacles only for Henya to walk around drop to her knees as she gazed up at haruka simply to question WHY for which Haruka had no answer to give the genius who looked to her for one if any
all to the full opening to goblinslayer and make the weather stormy but not quite raining yet at least not before harukas tears of shame fall while eyes henyas begins to poll and swell
Think we need to have a moose intervention, harukas been watching to much tenticle corn
Someone needs to get her an Exorcist to cleanse her soul from that Squid Fucking!!
Think the moose is gonna snap soon and go on a Minecraft murder spree XD
Poor haruka got hit with "we ain't letting this shit down"
They will never let her forget
My favorite line from all this is when the Gecko says "I think we can all agree you both need Jesus".
Jesus: "Man leave me outta this, i already been through plenty"
Too be fair Zen shouldn’t be kink shaming Haruka when Zen is into all sorts of Aliens. (Xenomorphs, Urdnot Wrex Etc.)
urdnot has a nice gravely voice at least.
I mean, Mousey is into the Yautja. I think we're slowly discovering what everyone in Vshojo is into.
Urdnot Wrex is a lot of man/alien/guy.
Wrex has four balls.
Can’t compete with that.
@@Nomans_Nomentrue, but he’s firing blanks from all four chambers
I love the sibling energy, I Henya's little sis energy to jump on the bandwagon is always a treat😂
This was absolutely Haru's formative moment in VShojo and she will never live it down XD
Poor Haruka made the greatest sacrifice, just to please the curious chat.
Context: There was a poll, chat chose it - or at least, the majority of chat.
3:23 The fuckening 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haruka never gonna look at calamari the same way ever again
I really love this dynamic, Older sister teasing the hell out of the younger sister. But still no kink shaming Haruka, we all have those unknown urges with whatever has sentience.
Haruka is absolutely going to seek revenge on each of them. No way she takes this lying down...
Unlike the tentacles, which she definitely took lying down.
@3:34 " I think we all can agree. You both need Jesus" Well said chat well said.
Only thing missing is Matara's song she sang about it, Haruka Kissed A Squid and She Liked It.
Once a squid... Lover always a squid lover... RIP Haruka's rep
One of the best moments of the year.
1:28 honest surprised Haruka didn’t bring up Zen simping for Nagz in the classic VR-Chat days.
Haruka's animated PNG / GIFTube model is absolutely perfect for this.
1. Zen's "seek god" 0:22 10/10 2. The effort to censor the f*ck just completely disappeared over time 💀
Love that Zen called Haruka 3 or 4 different names (aside from squid fricker) and Haruka doesn't even bat an eye anymore. Guess she's now conditioned to respond to any name that comes from Zen's TTS.
I've clicked on every clip about this, I've been laughing so much
Zen needs to get a Mind flayer model for vr chat to just to mess with Haruka.
I love that this was posted by the official VShojo account
After rewatching this again and my cheeks still hurt from laughing at Haruka denying of commit ntr with the squid
Always remember…..this was uploaded by the OFFICIAL VSHOJO CH.😂
This is my new favorite clip
wow, i can't believe Haruka can dig a hole that deep with her antlers, remarkable
I think Stantler can learn Dig?
Never mind. Just looked it up, can't learn dig. Plus, she's a caribou, not a moose
Not stantler but wyrdeer can
@@RhysHill-ur8lq
Fair enough
poor haruka
no, poor squid
That's a good question - is it worse for the Moose to fuck the Squid, or for the Squid to fuck the Moose???
Is there even a difference?
Poor haircut
@@Arclite02 well someone once said "the order of factors does not change the results of them"
The stream was amazing xD I cant believe this got uploaded
She's never gonna live this down lol
Awww, Henya is so supportive!
Brings a whole new meaning to Squid Games lol
Missed a perfect opportunity to insert the "this is democracy manifest!" From the guy yelling about succulent Chinese meals
the bgm making it sound more tragic for Haruka 5:00
poor moose, I can hear her coping scream already 😂
Damned if you do damned if you don't the life of the moose
Haruka Karibu got to 100K subscribers
Mindflayer gate, good times
Can we take a moment and appreciate the fact that Vshojo immortalized this moment, and then gave up with trying to censor all the f-bombs a quarter of the way through the clips? Lol
3:35 best part of the video
seek god is such a powerful comeback
Haruka is an inverse anime protagonist.
Instead of being too oblivious to fuck, her oblivious nature gave her max charisma points.
The fact that this clip is a VShojo certified clip; I presume this will hit the VShojo Best Clips of 2023 hard?
Haruka the Squid Diddler
They're not gonna stop anytime soon. Poor little moose! She sounds like she's about to cry!
The freaking little avatar of haruka screams that she was a squid diddler.
"Squiddler on the Hoof"
Think I've watched this 4 times on 5 seperate occasions
I love that Haruka responds to Haircut and Hurricane and other made on the spot nicknames
_"Once you go squid, anything else is mid"_
Poor haruka. She so into anime she went to the tentacle scene. There’s gonna be art of a squid and caribou some where 😏
Haruka went through all 5 stages of grief here
Queue that meme of "We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo"
There was another moment after Zen watched the clip
Zen: where are we going now?
Chat: to therapy
And after the chat and Zen went off-screen
Henya giving her that ink bag is incredible.
"I didn't know I was Rizzing!!!"
Haruka's recent autism score now makes complete sense.
Haruka: alright hear me out….
The Tentacle lover Karibu 😅
Ngl, as someone who's also autistic, i believe haruka when she says that she didn't realize she was rizzing the squid
Not even autistic, I got to that scene and didn't realize what was going on until I got the achievement.
To be fair, Haruka admits that she let her chat pick it with a poll when we all know what the average Twitch chat is like.
Nagzz has Haruka listed as Squidler on his phone.
Zen should get a mindflayer model in vrc just for haruka
Curiosity killed the caribou. We’ll miss her dearly
I love it how Henya just adds that lil bit of additional salt to the wound.
This is flat out hilarious 😆
Classic example of “I thought I was just being nice.” lol
am i the only one that really loves Haruka's little model when shes in call? the little chibi haruka is adorable
Melody after hearing this news: Same, Haruka, same.
"I think we can all agree you both need Jesus"
Yeah. That sounds about right.
"The fuckening" lmao I bet that's a movie somewhere
You cook one meal amd you don't instantly become a chef, you do the deed with a squid once and you will be forever a squid diddler
So Haru has acquired tastes...interesting
Haruka should count her lucky stars she's not a regular in the Weary 101 these days cause Taka would've never let her live this down.