my favorite part of this whole fiasco is that Haruka was GENUINELY SHOCKED that she accidentally rizzed the squid man. the entire time she was tripping over her words and blushing and stammering and it was absolutely hilarious to watch
This is the first game where I've actually experienced getting rizzed. You're right about the whole situation, she was blushing and embarrassed; he rizzed her
Oh shit! That's AMAZING!! Now even if she scrubbed every clip on the internet of this....Steam will KNOW she fucked a Squid! An her friends will ALWAYS be able to pull that up!!
Seamus was coming out of the pub with his son when he stopped and put an arm around the youngster. He nodded towards the village in front of them and said, “You know, I built half the homes in this village, but nobody calls me a homebuilder.” Then, with a wave of his arm, he said, “And I worked on half the roads in this village, but nobody calls me a roadbuilder.” Seamus sighed, put his two hands on his son’s shoulders and, looking him hard in the eye, said, “But you fuck one sheep….”
As funny as the interactions with Haruka are, I think the part that makes me laugh the hardest is Zen’s TTS constantly calling Haruka random stuff because it doesn’t recognize “Haruka”.
Squid Game takes on a whole new meaning for Haruka. Also, I cannot be the only one who found it hilarious that the Cyberpunk Edge Runners outro, "Forgive me for Letting You Down" was playing in the background when Haruka was explaining it to Zen and Geega.
The moment Haruka let that outcome with the squid happened only sealed her fate. May the chats have mercy on her squid rizzing soul..... which means no.
haruka bows her head in shame away from Henya as she knew Henya was referring to her night a passionate shame with the tentacles only for Henya to walk around drop to her knees as she gazed up at haruka simply to question WHY for which Haruka had no answer to give the genius who looked to her for one if any
all to the full opening to goblinslayer and make the weather stormy but not quite raining yet at least not before harukas tears of shame fall while eyes henyas begins to poll and swell
Poor Haruka made the greatest sacrifice, just to please the curious chat. Context: There was a poll, chat chose it - or at least, the majority of chat.
I really love this dynamic, Older sister teasing the hell out of the younger sister. But still no kink shaming Haruka, we all have those unknown urges with whatever has sentience.
Love that Zen called Haruka 3 or 4 different names (aside from squid fricker) and Haruka doesn't even bat an eye anymore. Guess she's now conditioned to respond to any name that comes from Zen's TTS.
Haruka is absolutely going to seek revenge on each of them. No way she takes this lying down... Unlike the tentacles, which she definitely took lying down.
Can we take a moment and appreciate the fact that Vshojo immortalized this moment, and then gave up with trying to censor all the f-bombs a quarter of the way through the clips? Lol
Yeah, TBH I'm with Haruka on this one. Tentacles are basically the most normal of all the unrealistic fetishes out there, even if Haruka _was_ into that. Zen openly saying "would" regarding a Xenomorph, on the other hand... well, to borrow a certain penguin's catchphrase: "Get some help."
@@LittleAl016 Has Henya done sexy time with a squid, or any other creature? I know one of her former colleagues from her PL was into tentacles, but I'm not aware of Henya having any kinks to that degree.
I'll pray for Haruka and her horrendous life choices.
It's no use, she's lost
@@dennisbirgersson3959too true and she’s still digging a hole about it.
@ultmswag3170 she makes those choices so we don't have to
Haruka: “I’m back to streaming after moving to a new house.”
VShojo Content Team: “Here’s a housewarming gift for the new squid romance.”
IMAGINE IF THEY DID THAT TOO 😂😂😂
"You fuck a squid ONE TIME!" - Haruka, leader of an evil cult.
"Should... Should it require a REPEAT incident?!?" - Everyone else, staring in fascinated horror...
“…But you fuck ONE SQUID!…”
I think I just heard her scream, "IT'S NOT A FUCKING CULT!" Sheesh Leader, we haven't even done anything bad on a whim lately.
Haru's not dating the squid. The squid is just her side piece.
I mean my Bard got with Laez'zel, Asterion and the Emperor so ... We approved of side pieces.
More like the squid is inside her piece.
👾 😏
So a vampier is getting cucked by a squid
Aw, Henya's first action is to give her a congratulatory gift. How wholesome.
Henya is the sweetest genius
Henya do be like dat
@@rankoprose our wholesome kettle with a heart of gold
no one will EVER let her live this down, holy shit lmao
or the panty incident.
Was there live, it was glorious.
@@ultmswag3170what?????? 😮😮😮
This made my night
@@ultmswag3170wait. Panty incident?
my favorite part of this whole fiasco is that Haruka was GENUINELY SHOCKED that she accidentally rizzed the squid man. the entire time she was tripping over her words and blushing and stammering and it was absolutely hilarious to watch
I am very happy that I got to watch the entire thing unfold live on stream~
It was amazing~
This is the first game where I've actually experienced getting rizzed. You're right about the whole situation, she was blushing and embarrassed; he rizzed her
One thing was the clippers and fan channels, other the girls themselves but the agency itself immortalizing this, is just pure gold lmao
I did not realize this was THE VShojo channel til just now.
I find it funny how no one brings up that she gets an achievement for banging the squid so it’s immortalised on her achievements list
Oh shit! That's AMAZING!! Now even if she scrubbed every clip on the internet of this....Steam will KNOW she fucked a Squid! An her friends will ALWAYS be able to pull that up!!
Achievement unlocked: Haruka gained the title "The Squid Diddler"...
The Squiddler, if you will.
@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick Squiddler Tentacles XD
@@techead1177you mean Squidward Tennisballs
Squiddler Testicles.
I like how Zen’s text speech will sometimes autocorrect Haruka to random words and she just responds normally at this point because she’s used to it
My favorite was ‘Haircut’ 💀
Mine was Hard Cock
Hurricane should be her nickname when she makes mistakes
@@braiinrxtt "How to car" was a good one too.
sometimes she calls Henya 'Henry'
I love how Haru's mini-screaming-avatar is so perfect for her having such a huge meltdown 🤣
6:55 Love the head turn Haruka made after Henya give her the ink sac.
Haruka: “You motherf*cker”
This is gonna be the whole rest of Haruka's streaming career, innit
the last thing on her mind when she graduates
She might as well graduate
Haruka's intervention
Oh my god, the actual Vshojo channel actually talked about it. Haruka this is gonna haunt you forever…
Seamus was coming out of the pub with his son when he stopped and put an arm around the youngster. He nodded towards the village in front of them and said, “You know, I built half the homes in this village, but nobody calls me a homebuilder.”
Then, with a wave of his arm, he said, “And I worked on half the roads in this village, but nobody calls me a roadbuilder.”
Seamus sighed, put his two hands on his son’s shoulders and, looking him hard in the eye, said, “But you fuck one sheep….”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As his son bleats.
Average Welshman
You can tell Haruka and Zen are best friends
Yup
If Vshojo recruits a squid Vtuber, they better have a restraining order ready.
I have a feeling they're already finding one who could. The dynamic will be just so insane. Then there's Mel.
haruka bouta get a rizztraining order
Just have Mel redebut as a squid vtuber~
Dont tempt me.
I guess Haruka will never collab with Ina now.
Zen restrained herself while Haruka is still looking for excuses to this day. 😂😂😂
Lol
Blame Haruka's chat for that.
As funny as the interactions with Haruka are, I think the part that makes me laugh the hardest is Zen’s TTS constantly calling Haruka random stuff because it doesn’t recognize “Haruka”.
Hurricane and Haircut are my favorites
Haruka furiously trying to defend herself from Zen is such a laugh.
Haruka slowly looking towards Henya then slapping her may be the single best reaction to anything.
I can't believe the moose and the squid did the dirty
Remember how the old adage has always been "curiosity unalived the cat"?
CURIOSITY BOINKED THE MOOSE.
Haruka DESPERATELY needs her some Jesus in her life!! Her soul needs to be cleansed of that Squid Fuckery.
Squid Game takes on a whole new meaning for Haruka. Also, I cannot be the only one who found it hilarious that the Cyberpunk Edge Runners outro, "Forgive me for Letting You Down" was playing in the background when Haruka was explaining it to Zen and Geega.
Think we need to have a moose intervention, harukas been watching to much tenticle corn
Someone needs to get her an Exorcist to cleanse her soul from that Squid Fucking!!
Think the moose is gonna snap soon and go on a Minecraft murder spree XD
The moment Haruka let that outcome with the squid happened only sealed her fate. May the chats have mercy on her squid rizzing soul..... which means no.
haruka bows her head in shame away from Henya as she knew Henya was referring to her night a passionate shame with the tentacles only for Henya to walk around drop to her knees as she gazed up at haruka simply to question WHY for which Haruka had no answer to give the genius who looked to her for one if any
all to the full opening to goblinslayer and make the weather stormy but not quite raining yet at least not before harukas tears of shame fall while eyes henyas begins to poll and swell
Poor haruka got hit with "we ain't letting this shit down"
My favorite line from all this is when the Gecko says "I think we can all agree you both need Jesus".
Jesus: "Man leave me outta this, i already been through plenty"
They will never let her forget
Too be fair Zen shouldn’t be kink shaming Haruka when Zen is into all sorts of Aliens. (Xenomorphs, Urdnot Wrex Etc.)
urdnot has a nice gravely voice at least.
I mean, Mousey is into the Yautja. I think we're slowly discovering what everyone in Vshojo is into.
Urdnot Wrex is a lot of man/alien/guy.
Wrex has four balls.
Can’t compete with that.
@@Nomans_Nomentrue, but he’s firing blanks from all four chambers
Poor Haruka made the greatest sacrifice, just to please the curious chat.
Context: There was a poll, chat chose it - or at least, the majority of chat.
I love the sibling energy, I Henya's little sis energy to jump on the bandwagon is always a treat😂
Haruka never gonna look at calamari the same way ever again
I really love this dynamic, Older sister teasing the hell out of the younger sister. But still no kink shaming Haruka, we all have those unknown urges with whatever has sentience.
3:23 The fuckening 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zen needs to get a Mind flayer model for vr chat to just to mess with Haruka.
Always remember…..this was uploaded by the OFFICIAL VSHOJO CH.😂
This was absolutely Haru's formative moment in VShojo and she will never live it down XD
poor haruka
no, poor squid
That's a good question - is it worse for the Moose to fuck the Squid, or for the Squid to fuck the Moose???
Is there even a difference?
Poor haircut
@@Arclite02 well someone once said "the order of factors does not change the results of them"
Only thing missing is Matara's song she sang about it, Haruka Kissed A Squid and She Liked It.
Awww, Henya is so supportive!
One of the best moments of the year.
Love that Zen called Haruka 3 or 4 different names (aside from squid fricker) and Haruka doesn't even bat an eye anymore. Guess she's now conditioned to respond to any name that comes from Zen's TTS.
Once a squid... Lover always a squid lover... RIP Haruka's rep
DO NOT LET HARUKA PLAY SPLATOON
PROTECC THE INKLINGS FROM HARUKA
To be fair, Haruka admits that she let her chat pick it with a poll when we all know what the average Twitch chat is like.
She's never gonna live this down lol
wow, i can't believe Haruka can dig a hole that deep with her antlers, remarkable
I think Stantler can learn Dig?
Never mind. Just looked it up, can't learn dig. Plus, she's a caribou, not a moose
Not stantler but wyrdeer can
@@RhysHill-ur8lq
Fair enough
It's the cutting off Hasbro-car that cracks me up every time
I've clicked on every clip about this, I've been laughing so much
seek god is such a powerful comeback
Mindflayer gate, good times
I love that this was posted by the official VShojo account
poor moose, I can hear her coping scream already 😂
@3:34 " I think we all can agree. You both need Jesus" Well said chat well said.
Brings a whole new meaning to Squid Games lol
The stream was amazing xD I cant believe this got uploaded
Haruka is absolutely going to seek revenge on each of them. No way she takes this lying down...
Unlike the tentacles, which she definitely took lying down.
Haruka Karibu got to 100K subscribers
This is my new favorite clip
Damned if you do damned if you don't the life of the moose
Can we take a moment and appreciate the fact that Vshojo immortalized this moment, and then gave up with trying to censor all the f-bombs a quarter of the way through the clips? Lol
1:28 honest surprised Haruka didn’t bring up Zen simping for Nagz in the classic VR-Chat days.
You can't not like Haruka.
Ngl, as someone who's also autistic, i believe haruka when she says that she didn't realize she was rizzing the squid
Not even autistic, I got to that scene and didn't realize what was going on until I got the achievement.
"Squiddler on the Hoof"
the bgm making it sound more tragic for Haruka 5:00
Missed a perfect opportunity to insert the "this is democracy manifest!" From the guy yelling about succulent Chinese meals
Henya giving her that ink bag is incredible.
1. Zen's "seek god" 0:22 10/10 2. The effort to censor the f*ck just completely disappeared over time 💀
The Tentacle lover Karibu 😅
Think I've watched this 4 times on 5 seperate occasions
Haruka the Squid Diddler
Haruka blaming chat for it is pretty on brand
It was their fault though.
@@Taz-ey4jl Chats always innocent.
No they're not
@@Victor-rl8cx Chat never does anything wrong. Also they're*
Zen should get a mindflayer model in vrc just for haruka
Haruka went through all 5 stages of grief here
After rewatching this again and my cheeks still hurt from laughing at Haruka denying of commit ntr with the squid
The fact that this clip is a VShojo certified clip; I presume this will hit the VShojo Best Clips of 2023 hard?
This is flat out hilarious 😆
_"Once you go squid, anything else is mid"_
There was another moment after Zen watched the clip
Zen: where are we going now?
Chat: to therapy
And after the chat and Zen went off-screen
Melody after hearing this news: Same, Haruka, same.
"I didn't know I was Rizzing!!!"
Haruka's recent autism score now makes complete sense.
"HUGE SHOCK
You would not BELIVE what came out on this stream!"
Haruka is an inverse anime protagonist.
Instead of being too oblivious to fuck, her oblivious nature gave her max charisma points.
So Haru has acquired tastes...interesting
Yeah, TBH I'm with Haruka on this one.
Tentacles are basically the most normal of all the unrealistic fetishes out there, even if Haruka _was_ into that.
Zen openly saying "would" regarding a Xenomorph, on the other hand... well, to borrow a certain penguin's catchphrase: "Get some help."
It probably doesn't help that tentacles sometimes comes as part of a package deal with slime girls.
There's regular old tentacles, and then there's the goddamn brain-eating cosmic horror that is _Mindflayers._
In the land of Monster Lovers
Both of these are normal
@@SteelShroom256I mean Xenomorphs aren't much better in that regard...
"The fuckening" lmao I bet that's a movie somewhere
Poor haruka. She so into anime she went to the tentacle scene. There’s gonna be art of a squid and caribou some where 😏
Horrid mascera eyes. Tears everywhere:LEAVE HARUKA ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE!
Lmaooooo! I love these goobers. I hope Haruka comes back on stream soon since she’s been out due to her move.
Takahata101 just was watching this clip, preparing it as ammunition against his nemesis 😂
I misread the title and thought it said comfort XD
It's all good until Henya begins to judge you
I mean, does Henya have any ground to judge, though?
@@LittleAl016 Has Henya done sexy time with a squid, or any other creature? I know one of her former colleagues from her PL was into tentacles, but I'm not aware of Henya having any kinks to that degree.
Curiosity killed the caribou. We’ll miss her dearly
The freaking little avatar of haruka screams that she was a squid diddler.
Haruka's animated PNG / GIFTube model is absolutely perfect for this.
I mean... Trusting CHAT, of all sources.
That kinda does make it your fault, Haruka.