Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 626
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Pull your jeans up over your head for this week's YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get an update on #GloveLife, Daddy Lalagon, and the new Brittany Murphy documentary. Chrisjeansa reveals some real neat Pazsitzky Effects just like when she realized boneless chicken wings aren't just deboned wings! We watch an eye exorcism, a mom who wants NWA songs out of the curriculum, and a lathe video that Nadav enjoys. We got weather updates, dental updates, and we check in with our dear friend Dr. Joe Kort for an interview!
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Tom hasn't missed a podcast, is going from city to city killing it, and got away with pushing christine down the stairs. Hardest working man in comedy no doubt
he has missed podcasts what are you talking about
@@hom-sha-bom - He's going from city to city killing? Where are the bodies, Tom?
Daddy chill
Tom likes to pre-record podcasts weeks ahead of time.
Thats what you call a King
AHHH you have GOT to have Dr.Joe on AFTER DARK! The conversation with Dr.Drew would be EPIC!!!
Yes a billion times yes
um but not very funny... just two doctors having a serious convo?
@@Natanweisberg you don't think you could learn something from two doctors, one being one of the world's foremost experts on addiction, the other specializing in trauma therapy?
Agreed
@Filthy Casual like Buffalo Sauce and shave cream😂
Christine’s new special should be called “The Pazsitzky Effect”
Idk I kinda like the sound of “My Struggle”. It’s not as good as “FGTRTD” or “Touch My Camera Through the Fence”, but it should generate clicks
The TikTok effect
Idk why she never used "When Push Comes to Shove"
@@rednugs thats actually legit.
Seesto cbe xtzt
That Dr. Kort guy is such a great sport. Gotta love people who can laugh at themselves. What an awesome dude. Would definitely be down for some hand stuff
“I says to him, I says to him, I says”
Appreciated this little Norm Macdonald reference from Christina.
You mean Nadav?
@@MrDubshooter they both said it
You know Norm mustve written this bit th-cam.com/video/zwgbikrEar4/w-d-xo.html
@@shagginwagon8447 That skit is where I knew it from. It always felt like an inside joke when Norm did it or a covert homage to Chris.
Norm and Farley were the best, too many go too damn soon 😢
If the glove don’t fit, ya know what’s a banana split
👏👏👏
New merch! Make that a shirt!
I wanna hear this with two audio clips in a song back to back now.
Goated, how high and tight
Genius
really hard to watch that old clip with Tom not wearing his glove. Almost unrecognizable.
Almost painful to see tbh
I honestly don’t even acknowledge it as the same person
I love how Tom is morphing into a guy who would kill his wife and the waiter. That glove actually does fit. Keep it up!
That's why he's been losing weight. When he does the job he'll pile the weight on and they'll never fit.
@@timmunro3679 that’s why you put it in a dryer, it’ll shrink it
@@imjustapancake3188 not as fun as eating all the food
So true. Underrated comment 👏
Dr Joe is such a great guy and so patient. I totally see why they felt guilty I felt guilty for them lol both segments were super entertaining.
I don't get why they still do this to guests... yea they're comics, they need to grow tf up more
@@Audiofatuation they do it because it’s usually funny but in this case they made fun of a guys occupation that he takes seriously so it wasn’t funny
@@moomoocowsly yes but most strangers know who they are and know they’re comedians this guy I don’t think did therefore didn’t know they were joking...chill out it’s not the end of the workd
@@moomoocowsly exactly. This is precisely what happened with RPC.
🤷♂️
Cristina: "I don't want to die in a plane crash"
Tim: "WHY?!"
Sounds like he had some tickets already bought for Cristina
Nadav’s laugh should be a ringtone at this point
Make sure the microphones a mile away and pointed at different people
His laugh is so freaking annoying. It almost kills the whole show.
@@INFERNO.224 everyone is entitled to their opinion, just know that yours is wrong.
@@INFERNO.224 wrong
@@INFERNO.224 chill daddy
Now that Daddy Lalagone is part of the podcast, everyone should call him mommy. I think that will make him feel better
*mami
Gummy bear
Nalgon
forget daddy, everyone should change up and start calling him mommy.
MOMMY NALGON
Mommy Milkers Malogon!
Christ... lmao
YESS
Mommy milkers *MAMALONA*
Joe Kort is such a great sport. His laugh at some of the things Tom says is hilarious.
He's heard people say more outrageous stuff...in person........and they uh hundred percents mean that shit.
Tina's hair this episode got me tryna show her everything I've built in my house. The crown molding, the lights, and the real guy she's gettin here. Ayayaaaaa. 👖 👖
Daddy Nalgon looks 15 but sounds like he's 45 and supporting a family of eight,including Abuelita.
Sooo... Maybe many of the people calling him Daddy are his actual children 🤯
@@binimgarten8696 lmao
I laughed too hard about OP’s comment & @binimgarten’s comment. Thanks y’all. I’m waiting for a biopsy and need the distractions.
@@charlottem.1477 hope everything turns out good.
of course he's supporting a family of eight. He's ... you know...not-chinese.
this face to face set up is giving old school YMH vibes and is much more intimate ! Please keep it that way !
It’s so much better. Tim is so much more engaged in the conversation
Dr. Joe Kort handled everything very well.
Kudos to him, stand up guy.
He really was the one to top the mommies in this one, and that's why they put it out there I'd think. Also, it was funny at first.
The fact that Tom kept the gloves on while talking to the therapist was hilarious.
Glove*
Christina looks so beautiful lately. She doesn’t think this lighting does her justice but she’s tok’d.
She's probably pregs again.
Yeah she looking fine lately let’s free them mommy milkers for the next ymh live
@@jacobbaxter5901 those big sloppers are for Toms single gloved hands only
@@alastair7095 true believe me when I picture making a banana split with Tina I’m definitely not wearing any glove
@@jacobbaxter5901 ai yai yai!!
This might be one of my favourite episodes yet. 100% brings back the classic-era vibes. Keep 'em high 'n' tight Mommies 👖
Christine's hair is turning me into a telescope today.
Touch my camera through the fence
My brother got so hard and came in 4 strokes
Yeah but her outfit turned me into a turtle scope. I think she got that from my moms consignment bag.
@john viera them Burberry pants hit different
@@undeniablyfunk5497 yep. And that zero manicure hits Medicare.
The guest was really generous to allow the original interview to be published, I can see why he held it back in the first place, before you apologised.
it was so hacky and cringe
@@Cyxz666 Fascinating. I found him to be shockingly measured and normal. I expect some flaming, biased gay guy, but considering he started as a trauma specialist, OH, well yeah, his normal and common will be our unusual.
@@Cyxz666 yea they’re so much better than that. Those cheap, hacky bits are not what the mommies are about
@@maximumcoast4002 I think Cyxz meant their bit was hacky. Taking advantage of someone's good nature for that long.
@@John15293 this
All jokes aside. This has truly been an eye opener for me as I've battled with my sexual identity my whole life. This may have saved my life. Thanks for bringing him on the right way, before showing us the funny interview.
I feel this comment wholeheartedly. Im bisexual and have had sex with straight dudes a number of times. And by straight I mean they are not emotionally attracted to men. They could not be in a relationship with any man but would enjoy sex with them. The fact that this isnt known to most people is slightly upsetting.
If you have sex with another man you are not straight at all end of discussion.
Dr Joe is a fucking G. He definitely knew rhey were full of shit and still kept his composure and gave them great advice and still even made some jokes. Much respect
Also I don't think the order they played them really mattered that much. He represented himself and his beliefs perfectly the first time as well, and I can see why Tom and Tina felt bad about the deception, but he didn't have anything to be ashamed about from that interview, aces from him.
Imagine being you
I'm loving these old school type podcasts. Fun stuff, cool stuff like wearing black clothes with a black background and dim lights.
This set-up has brought them back to their roots and I'm loving the vibe. Stay humble 👖
They literally have a new complex being built as we speak for 2023.
@@Ethan2Tone Yes Daddy I am fully aware
@@Ethan2Tone They should build a new place every year!
@@Ethan2Tone it won’t be ready until 2045
@@DelightfulDissident let’s go full throttle. I hope this comment doesn’t scare you!
I love this back to basics set up. It’s like we’re back in the old days just listening to our mommies make fun of crazy people. Also Christina is GLOWING
#bringbackthefartmic
@@DelightfulDissident let’s start a movement
@@Om3194 I'm currently drinking my morning coffee so the movement starts in 20 minutes 😄 I couldn't resist the dad joke.
I'll see myself out.
@@DelightfulDissident love it
When Christina disappears and there's no finger prints, we'll know it was Tom and he did it with his glove hand.
LOL
Pulled an OJ you say?
Let me use my strong hand
And it's not gona fit
If he's smart he'll hangout with Bart the night before the trial and get nice n swollen from all the "treats" and drinking so his body swells up real good. If the glove doesn't fit...
I love that they had Ricky Gervais on as the guest! His American accent is really good.
I want to say from the bottom of my heart, thank you for this episode. I experienced sexual trauma as a young boy and have experienced lots of confusion and feelings of shame for most of my adult life. This episode has been truly therapeutic for me to watch. Thank you for introducing me to this doctor and helping me. I love you guys
Its ok.... Its ok to be gay. Its ok if you like mommy milkers on a "assigned male at birth" hooker who will lick your scrum. Its ok if you like post op transwomen who identify as male still and only want to peg straight shy guys who still live in there childhood homes and drive lowered honda civics and owns a broke down ford mustang as a "project" car.
@@jeffreylawson2331 that was very specific lol
Wish you all the best, brother
@@milkandcereal22 thank you so much
Never let native leave the show. His laugh makes my day!
It’s getting alittle fake and forced sometimes 🙄
@@funnydonor9484 I think it's the oxys
Nadive*
@@funnydonor9484 seriously he overdoing it hardcore these days
@@joshisajedi2461 just let people enjoy things
Christina looking good, like she's trying to sack the starting lineup for the Lakers. Aye yai yai!
I wish she’d touch my camera through the fence
Nadav's laugh is so much more pronounced in the new office, love it
It's fucking awful.
@@googleuser859 THANK YOU. I thought I was the only one that hates that twats laugh
@@gnarf250 you two are the only ones. No ones making you watch so leave
@@milesmccue9388 There are time when I lose it when I hear him laughing, but there are also times when I think he's over doing it
@@gnarf250 I hate it too
“I just talk into the void” the real pazsitzky effect
YMH has helped me laugh through some hard times. Tim and Kristen, as an Illinois transplant, thank y'all from Zoo City, NC. Look forward to the work week. Tata, there.
oof, that was heartbreaking when the therapist asked if tom was joking. glad everyone involved got a redemption arc
Glad they got the chance to redo it
The cringe was at an all time high
I agree he is pretty smart and you could see the skepticism. The bit was a total bomb glad they redid it.
Tom should have fessed up when asked point blank like that. I understand the impetus to stick to the bit, but it made it so awkward for the viewer. Like Dr. Kort was getting punked about something he takes very seriously.
@@boldbileg what i dont understand is how they kept bullshitting him so well without cracking. That bit would've ended at the beginning of it for me lol
I'm honestly happy they didn't show the pre-recorded video when they recorded it. Good to know that the Mommy's are legitimately great people.
Not even joking, YMH should send this guy to Chrissy Ds podcast it would be great!!! Keep em high and tight mommies!!
Chrissy FOG
Titi would have to be sitting in on that one too
So we making friends in the comments or what? Lol
@@bossmanprezzie8923 Hey Babe
*_thisshitisbananas~~H-E-Y-B-A-B-E~~_*
I've paused it at "Oh I didn't know that, how do you self identify?" .. I feel bad for the guy seeing how genuine he is and knowing where this is going
Word. The whole video was so cringey but I have to give props to the mommies for owning that shit and correcting their mistake
I did too. I felt bad because he was so genuinely nice and interested.
The dude at 22:34 is featured in the "Ghost realtor" episode from Nathan For You. Dudes a legend. We quote him frequently in our household.
Carm calls AJ “Anthony Junior” in like every episode.
Literally, lmaoooo
Shout-out to Dr. Kort. Seems like a damn good person, and I hope he pops up again on here one of these days. Can take a joke, and has a lot of information people should learn and know. Keep it high and tight, y'all.
I went down to the comments for this. He is the best. I have a friend who is polyamorous and bi. I watched a bunch of people push him away due to his sexual fluidity because they were afraid he was going to hit on them when in reality his friendship with us was completely nonsexual. A lot of men cant get over a guy w a guy because we are all raised to be tough. There are a ton of tough gays out there.
There should be a montage video of all the times Tom turns to the camera on YMH and 2 Bears
I appreciate that Tim has been doing really well with saying "I feel bad" and not "I feel badly."
I can only imagine how close Nadav was to exploding from laughter during the prank interview when Tom talked about cruise with little people and followed up with amputees lmao
I use a lathe at work and this show has definitely made me a safety nerd on that thing! Keepin it high and tight and your torso intact mommies! 😎
Go to make my coffin on reddit, you'd proably quit lol
Machinists fucking rule.
Why hasn't Nadav's laugh been made into a ringtone yet lol
The bit interview with the doctor made me genuinely feel bad in a way only Your Moms House can deliver.
I had to skip it, it was the Scott’s tots of ymh
I realized Nadav sounds just like the Predator laughing before he blows himself up at the end of the movie…now I can’t un-hear it.
T Buns holding that laugh back after the Bieber comment was so great. lmfao
Daddy Lalagon is one of the funniest bits ive seen in a while
It's not a bit?
Enny's house got Christina looking 10 years younger and Tom like he absorbed those years
Her war paint will block the shower drain. Enny need 10 drinks to be looking at christines booty
Yea is that where they're recording this? Lol I remember on 2bears 1 cave or the last ymh they mentioned something about it I think
@@tunghansen7260 who needs 10 drinks when you can easily take 12 benadryl in a few gulps of water
@@ext93 or 6 zanex to watch the kids
Tim and Tina are literally my favorite people on the planet. I live for YMH. And the booth boys too. Y'all make life worth sticking around for.
I think some people might have thought about ending it all and then remembered that new ymh might be hilarious
Couldn't agree more, had a rough day yesterday and watching today is keeping my mind off it and keeping me laughing❤
7:50…
Ooohhhh!!!
He says “Stop calling me NALGON”!!
That means big booty man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A lot of cool guys have worn gloves. Michael Jackson, O.J. Simpson and now, Tom Segura.
This therapist is making a lot of sense and it’s making me have a life crisis.
Just F some dudes, bruh. It’s party time.
Yea can we go back to before when we laughed at the absurdity of his tiktok?
I'm just glad someone was able to explain what I cant. Feels good man
I wouldn’t recommend taking a stroll through the Denver airport anytime soon
Tomorrow Is man love Thursday. Get out there champ
Best start to a Wednesday. “MUCH LOVE!” 😂
✌️🖖🤛👊🤜☝️
- Daddy Lalagon
There is a whole new energy between these too. Very refreshing!
This doc has a good heart. Be good to him mommies.
I remember a pressman whose arm was sucked into a printing press. He stayed conscious, and instructed the paramedics on disassembling the press. They saved his arm.
The next time I met him his arm was in a complicated mechanical frame with screws going into his arm. He was still working.
“YO STOP CALLING ME CHOMO. PLEASE. PLEASE!!”
Also, Dr. Joe seems like the chillest dude
Shout out to everybody everywhere doin they thang and stuff like that
don’t forget to drink water have a great day
Come on over for moose soup!!
watch out for those waspes
With Tom’s new glove game, he is even closer to fulfilling his destiny as a serial killer.
Toms face when the therapist says “Men wanting to be pegged”. So funny!!!!
I'm still listening "stop calling me NARIGON. Ty" xD
“The glove life, is the right life you know” - Tom Segura
It ain't no life ,but it's my life.
"One glove. One fart. Let's get together and feel alright"
I didn't choose the glove life, the glove life chose me.
They should put gloves on the YMH shop, but sell them as a single glove with your choice of left hand or righty
This whole saga with Dr. Joe has turned out weirdly wholesome.
100% this. He turned out to be a really generous and understanding guy. Here I was expecting some raging homosexual just guzzling pints...
They said they bombed with that original interview and I haven't stopped laughing 😂
God, these last 2 episodes have been great: I do like when they have certain guests on but nothing beats Todd & Christine face-to-face, making each other laugh
"I don't like perfection, I like this." Nice one Christine I fuckin lost it on this.
Almost every single reaction cut to toms face leaves me doubled over. Good production fellas and Mommies.
(2BearsIncluded)
Absolutely cannot wait for Christine’s cover of “F*ck the Police!”
That’ll really put her rap career on the map!
69 likes currently. Keep it nice.
@@grahamwalden2867 people always ruin the 69 likes 😟
Christina P dancing to the intro music. Is ALWAYS the best part of any show ever 🤣
Christina finally eats Tom's scrum
Tom: so how was it
Christina: well tom it was scrumdiddlyumptious
The fact that zero ymh employees know how to pronounce the word lathe is very cool
Saw Tim live in NH and he was NOT rocking the glove. $200 wasted
$200 for comedy tickets? Did you get front row or something?
HEY CHRISTINA
Bore of you creep
@@gunner0423 Daddy Gunner
@@JeatBunkie don't call me daddy bro 😂😂😂
“I love you Christine” video had me dying lol 😂
Fantastic interview with Dr. Kort - a genuinely likeable, well spoken fella. Glad he accepted your second invitation and apologies.
Least they jump right to it now but,
Skip 1st ad break here jeans->27:30
Skip 2nd ad read mommies---> 59:02
Skip 3rd ad read chomos--> 1:45:39
Hell yeah MXC
@@FratAsh don't get eliminated! Also watch for waspes & drink lotsa watah
You guys should definitely get Dr. Joe Kort to do an episode of Dr. Drew Afrer Dark. I think that type of interview would be really interesting to watch. Keep'em high and tight!
1:40:55 you can see Tom trying to hold back laughing hahaha
Dr. Jo is fantastic you can tell he is super down to earth and just a good guy. Loved that!
"Nadav did a teabag challenge" im literally crying
This set is getting closer and closer to their set before the Steakhouse studio
Love this setup, I hope they make the new style closer to this classic ymh setup
I'm here for it. I think their chemistry is great in this setup. And, to me, the downplayed set helps temper my expectations as a viewer, and I enjoy the show more.
His name is Lalo Gone and he says “stop calling me Nalgon” which is a slang is Spanish for big butt. Like Nalgas but the slang is Nalgon
yes! someone who knows and gets it!
Going from the hat comic to the glove comic is a big move. I think only Tim could pull it off
Love this podcast on so many levels…. The respect you guys have for each other is admirable…. Of course relationships are never what they seem but the chemistry is undeniable. Much love from Yorkshire….. UK 🇬🇧 lol very specific type of people are from Yorkshire 💯🤣
Christina & Tom are truly top notch comedians, because the level of sarcasm they reach on their pod cast requires expert control, granted at times they do snicker or hold in a laugh but it is the exception not the rule.
When he goes “I can’t tell if you guys are joking” … Christina sold that shit. Give her an Emmy
Right! I dont know how either one of them held it together like that & for that long🤯
The bit is that they weren't joking idiot 😂 Tom loves horseplay.
@@CevicheTheory let’s talk more about this. Send me your phone number.
@@CevicheTheory ....
This episode was awesome, feels like the podcast is on another level now... hilarious, real, and comfortable. Just like being at your mom's house 👍
For me the epis haven't been amazing overall in a very long time. This has upped their game again
So what is the glove actually about? Is it for touching cameras through certain things?
🤣
I'll start a slow clap for this one. Immaculate
Watch the previous episode
Tom: puts on glove
Guys in background: hahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😂 😆 hahahahahahahah
This new set is actually growing on me lol. Everting shot in this "new" studio has been gold.
Christina is going to be one of those adorable grandmas with hipster glasses.
If Tom let's her live that long.
I just want you guys to know your content Is what makes being a delivery driver bearable
My man. These chomos are what make my mail route not end with me walking into traffic.
For Momazon or Fe-dex?
“This guy is really sick.”
“I know, it’s pretty funny, right?”
YMH in a nutshell 😂 👖
These have been my favorite two episodes of the last 50, hands-down.
Dr. - "You could have a webcam with someone in Romania..." Tom - *Nods vigorously*