Before watching this, at 1:17 and after it says "to be continued" near the end, there's a jump scare he uses as an example for his point. So please keep the screen down and volume low. Thankfully, I didn't fall for this and kept the screen/volume low. But I wanted to put this for those who would've been less fortunate.
Hitchcock's comparison was between two people eating at a table when a bomb suddenly goes off vs. two characters sitting at a table, tilt down to the bomb underneath, tilt back up to the characters, let the good suspense roll.
I really enjoy Spoony's reviews, and goddamn it did that jump scare do exactly what he said they do, it pissed me off. That's the last thing you want to hear when you're making a sandwich in a semi-lit room in the middle of the night alone, wearing headphones to boot. Fuck!
I've been shocked by so many screamers that when I hear one,my body just has this natural instinct to tense up ( Including my face ), don't move ( unless the noise is deafeningly loud ), and slowly turn volume off or take of my microphone. It seems stupid when you first try it,but it works for me because it helps take out the Jump and the scare,out of Jumpscare.
Unfortunately it's not just movies that rely on jump scares. For example, Dead Space was a very scary game, atmosphere was good, not too many jump scares. But part 2&3 relied solely on jump scares. I was yawning through them
Wow, that was unexpected!:) Must say, translating is a pleasure when Spoony talks about movies. He's damn good storyteller. I hope more people will discover that with my help.
I hate to nitpick your nitpicks, but in the garage scene she accidentally the camera, and she probably carried the infrared camera in the climax because it let her see in the dark.
Jesus Christ spooky was that jump scare really necessary haha I skipped to the end just to see what it was to avoid it and got scared by the first one anyway
also is this not the one that also has the Kinect camera , were it shows all the green dots so they see the ghost playing with the boy or is that part 3.
Damn, Spoony... I have these exact same thoughts about stuff like this, but I can never put them into words like you can. Nice job with this review. Also, I find it pretty amusing how at around 27:20, you mention Martians and how they're "totally unrelatable" when you're wearing a shirt with Spike on it. You know... A MARTIAN. Anyway, made me laugh.
The not listening makes a little more sense when you consider the distance between the family. I actually found the not listening more annoying in PA2. Most of the flaws you pointed out I agree with, but I still like this movie. I enjoyed the acting, and liked how some of the scares pay homage to classic horror films.
Huh. I didn't notice that until you mentioned it. Interesting. I knew something felt off about it. Despite that, for some reason, I felt that, although the first one was the best, the 3rd was the scariest (mostly for the reasons Spoony talks about, like jump scares).
I think spoony gave us a lesson in horror here...you know after fucking raping our ears that is. Cause i for one, when the damn jump scare happened, kept tense as shit waiting for it to happen throughout the rest of the Vlog. and it never did...well you know except for a couple seconds at the end, but he actually made it a bit suspenseful....im never watching a video with my headphones on max any damn time soon...but you know..cool...
My mom has a laptop in the kitchen so she can look up recipes and google random stuff. But it's a 6 year old laptop that she only uses for access to the internet, even she understands there is no reason to put a new model there.
i think jump scares release the tension the movie has been working hard to build to set you up for a genuine scare. then the jump scare releases all that tension and youre no longer primed for any kind of genuine fright. In short, fuck (most) jump scares. :) peace.
Ditcher Lone I'm from 3 years in the future, the year is 2016. you won't believe me but the world is pretty crazy. people want 3 bathrooms and an orange business man is our president. anyways, thanks for the heads up.
True, but perhaps the demon can change it's appearance. Maybe he will appear as a tall old man to Kristi, (despite the demon not actually being a human) and perhaps in its true form as in the book, when not around her. Just a guess, though. Otherwise, yeah, plothole. I still stand by my statement that I think that the 3rd film is scariest.
well it could make sence...Maybe the original family had the wrong kid because of a mix up at the hospital...as for the new family adopting when they already had a kid...perhaps they wanted a boy or just felt like adopting for the sake of it...
Перевод шикарен. Очень много материала переведено. Но с суммой на инфракрасную камеру слегка перепутал. Eleven hundreds - 11 сотен, т.е. 1100. Но это мелочи.
I actually like the first, second, and fourth, I HATED the third and the. I walked out of the theater on The Marked Ones and that may be the only found footage movie I have ever not finished, to my knowledge, and I've seen some truly awful ones but I typically can find enjoyment out of them, oh I actually didn't finish Devil's Due either.
Horror is by far my favourite genre of film (& trust me I love films) but I next to never go to see them at the cinema because of the loud jump scares. I hate loud noises and I find modern/current horror films cheap & lazy For me it's Hammer, early Universal and Hitchcockian films all the way. I far more enjoy 3 minute quiet suspense than momentary loud "boo". I come back to this review of Spoony's + Sinister again and again cause he describes my feelings of film SO well and it's nice to see someone else share my views (a lot of my friends are of the opinion of modern is automatically better).
Jellian Nathan This account? Sure these guys realize they have multi national fans. You'll find accounts for the Nostalgia Critic and AVGn that are subbed in French, Russian, Spanish they dont seem to mind.
Stringer Bell I think there was a comment on one of Linkara's videos in which he stated that they work with the channels/TH-cam to get the money they deserve from these videos as well. So I don't think they have a problem with these multinational accounts.
nice try spoony, I do not get scared by that kind of jump scares, got used to it. if there is no atmosphere there is no scary/stardeling component to it.
I hate you so much for that ending. I don't usually spoil the video in comments but.. VIEWER. Watch out for 1:27 and the end of the video after the credits say "to be continued in part 2".
Ne soglasen toljko s odnim: Verojatno, v semye bjlo 2 rebenka, kotorje rosli vmeste. Otsjuda 2 krovati. I esli odin iz nich umer, oni reshili zapolnitj probel, vzjav na vospitenie drugovo malisha.
Before watching this, at 1:17 and after it says "to be continued" near the end, there's a jump scare he uses as an example for his point. So please keep the screen down and volume low.
Thankfully, I didn't fall for this and kept the screen/volume low. But I wanted to put this for those who would've been less fortunate.
I did not heed your warning. Now my ears got shot.
Thank you.
Your welcome. :}
Thanks, Maria.
Your welcome. :}
The jumpscares in this video are bad, but Spoony mimicking the possessed child is just comedic gold.
Spoony says that jumpscares are on the same level as the pie in the face of comedy, but I think its on the same level as fart jokes
***** It takes skill to make a jumpscare scary and not startling
Hitchcock's comparison was between two people eating at a table when a bomb suddenly goes off vs. two characters sitting at a table, tilt down to the bomb underneath, tilt back up to the characters, let the good suspense roll.
GODDAMMIT, SPOONY
YOU'RE BUYING ME A NEW PAIR OF FUCKING PANTS!
Love this guys. Also love the, "SITTING ON A THRONE OF BLOOOOD!" line. Brilliant.
I'm giving a like purely for first few minutes. I haven't finished the video yet but Noah, you put that SO well!
Nicely played sir, nicely played.
Lol, at 31:20, Oreo looked legit scared of Spoony when he was talking in that demon voice. xD
I really enjoy Spoony's reviews, and goddamn it did that jump scare do exactly what he said they do, it pissed me off.
That's the last thing you want to hear when you're making a sandwich in a semi-lit room in the middle of the night alone, wearing headphones to boot. Fuck!
I'm currently learning Russian, so those videos are not only great fun, but also a good learning technique. Thanks!
4 jump scares in the first 10 minutes of the film= FAIL.
The voice you did for the kid is probably the best part.
Наконец-то начали переводить его длинные монологи. Спасибо большое
I've been shocked by so many screamers that when I hear one,my body just has this natural instinct to tense up ( Including my face ), don't move ( unless the noise is deafeningly loud ), and slowly turn volume off or take of my microphone.
It seems stupid when you first try it,but it works for me because it helps take out the Jump and the scare,out of Jumpscare.
Unfortunately it's not just movies that rely on jump scares. For example, Dead Space was a very scary game, atmosphere was good, not too many jump scares. But part 2&3 relied solely on jump scares. I was yawning through them
Целый час! Не верится. Круто это посмотреть, но озвучка в таком длинном видео нужна как воздух.
Wow, that was unexpected!:) Must say, translating is a pleasure when Spoony talks about movies. He's damn good storyteller. I hope more people will discover that with my help.
DAMN YOU SPOONY FROM A FEW YEARS AGO, DON'T DO THAT TO ME!!
spoony is the one of, if not the best reviewer ever
Anyone startled by the jumpscares waiting intensely for the next one to happen don't worry Oreos cuteness will comfort you
You all know you awed when spoony's dog came up on the chair.
The voices he does for the kid is hilarious xd
I love that his vlogs remain just as funny
Hmmm... I don't know what the implications were about Hunter, but I don't think they implied she took the wrong kid.
I hate to nitpick your nitpicks, but in the garage scene she accidentally the camera, and she probably carried the infrared camera in the climax because it let her see in the dark.
Jesus Christ spooky was that jump scare really necessary haha I skipped to the end just to see what it was to avoid it and got scared by the first one anyway
I was playing a game and listening to this in the background. 1:20 made me absolutely shit myself and fall of a cliff to my death.
also is this not the one that also has the Kinect camera , were it shows all the green dots so they see the ghost playing with the boy or is that part 3.
Damn, Spoony... I have these exact same thoughts about stuff like this, but I can never put them into words like you can. Nice job with this review.
Also, I find it pretty amusing how at around 27:20, you mention Martians and how they're "totally unrelatable" when you're wearing a shirt with Spike on it. You know... A MARTIAN. Anyway, made me laugh.
Does anyone no when the second jump scare is. ?
Ghostwatch which you see here on youtube is way better than the entire paranormal activity series put together
The not listening makes a little more sense when you consider the distance between the family. I actually found the not listening more annoying in PA2. Most of the flaws you pointed out I agree with, but I still like this movie. I enjoyed the acting, and liked how some of the scares pay homage to classic horror films.
Thanks everyone that is say when the jump scares happen
Huh. I didn't notice that until you mentioned it. Interesting. I knew something felt off about it. Despite that, for some reason, I felt that, although the first one was the best, the 3rd was the scariest (mostly for the reasons Spoony talks about, like jump scares).
I laughed trough the jump scares after the startling part ended.
that jump scare was annoying. WHY ARE THEY SO LOUD!!!!!!!!
there is 2 jumpscares in this video, one at 1:20 and another at the end. You're welcome and goobye.
I think spoony gave us a lesson in horror here...you know after fucking raping our ears that is. Cause i for one, when the damn jump scare happened, kept tense as shit waiting for it to happen throughout the rest of the Vlog. and it never did...well you know except for a couple seconds at the end, but he actually made it a bit suspenseful....im never watching a video with my headphones on max any damn time soon...but you know..cool...
The laptops probably stayed on because they run on battery and don't HAVE to be plugged in unless the battery needs charged.
Жду перевода на обзор по видеоигре "Звонок")
Собака очень потешная у него. Её участие делает видео ещё веселее.
Спасибо за комменты чуваки, хотя бы успел сделать звук потише)
A paranormal group used the Kinect to track a ghost. Well...Not commenting on that, but cool that they incorporated new tech into movies.
My hair is as long as Spoony's is in this video.
1:20 & 1:06:05 *if ya dont wanna get spooked so hard.*
what happened with hunter is that Katie gave him to an orphanage and took another kid for some reason.
Saw both those jump scares coming and I still got nailed. He proved his point about earning them :p
My mom has a laptop in the kitchen so she can look up recipes and google random stuff. But it's a 6 year old laptop that she only uses for access to the internet, even she understands there is no reason to put a new model there.
Собака с таким интересом следит за рукой Спуни...
Damn that shit was loud!
what breed is spoony's dog oreo
people keep saying that there is two do you know where the other one is ?
i think jump scares release the tension the movie has been working hard to build to set you up for a genuine scare. then the jump scare releases all that tension and youre no longer primed for any kind of genuine fright. In short, fuck (most) jump scares. :) peace.
To be fair, he made an official promise never to do it again. XD
Actually scared the shit out of me :0 am not use to jump scares
I think the person who uploaded it edited the second one out. It was at the end of the video.
1:20 What the heck, man!?
you my good sir just saved my ears
I dunno, I was kinda tired, and disoriented, when it's happend and it didn't affected me at all... I've even gave a smile at the end of it...
I was whereing headphones when that happend q.q
I read your comment just as that was about to happen. Thanks for the heads up.
im around 5:00 and im still shaking!
Wasn't expecting that in the beginning there lol
15:21 he's just standing there, menacingly.
That demon army was so confusing....
R.I.P. Headphone users at 1:20
No, I'm okay...thanx, Maria Vistica
FUCK, man, at 1:20, I nearly pissed myself! Goddamn, don't do that, man!
It's what we should say to horror makers
1:20 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... SPOONY Y U DO DIS 2 MEEEEEEE????
why was Michael Jackson in the jump scare?
'CAUSE THIS IS THRILLEEERRRRR
THRILLER NIGHT
I want to die
Jump scare at 1:20 and 1:06:05
Ditcher Lone I'm from 3 years in the future, the year is 2016. you won't believe me but the world is pretty crazy. people want 3 bathrooms and an orange business man is our president. anyways, thanks for the heads up.
Organic life-form identified.
Некоторую часть обзора я смеялась, потому что у Спуни милая и смешная собака. Кто-нибудь еще заметил собаку?
I think the first is the scariest and the 2nd is the best imo
True, but perhaps the demon can change it's appearance. Maybe he will appear as a tall old man to Kristi, (despite the demon not actually being a human) and perhaps in its true form as in the book, when not around her. Just a guess, though. Otherwise, yeah, plothole. I still stand by my statement that I think that the 3rd film is scariest.
I wish someone would cut the jumpscare parts from this revew and reupload it.
Then you understand the feel Spoony has during jumpscares in movies. This was the point
AydarBMSTU
I already knew it. I hate them as much as him.
Jump scare at 1:20. Mute your fucking video until its over or you'll have permanent ear damage and nightmares for the rest of your life.
well it could make sence...Maybe the original family had the wrong kid because of a mix up at the hospital...as for the new family adopting when they already had a kid...perhaps they wanted a boy or just felt like adopting for the sake of it...
Жду вторую часть.
spoony I hate you so much for doing that jump scare at the end.
Well, jump-scares are like 1:20
Перевод шикарен. Очень много материала переведено. Но с суммой на инфракрасную камеру слегка перепутал. Eleven hundreds - 11 сотен, т.е. 1100. Но это мелочи.
Good review I can do without the jumpscares but whatever
during the jump scares did any1 else see MJ? or was that just me?
Это тот не ловкий момент понимаеш что сейчас будут скримеры но понимаешь что не можешь не смотреть :)
It did to me aswell, But i fucking knew it was coming.
I actually like the first, second, and fourth, I HATED the third and the. I walked out of the theater on The Marked Ones and that may be the only found footage movie I have ever not finished, to my knowledge, and I've seen some truly awful ones but I typically can find enjoyment out of them, oh I actually didn't finish Devil's Due either.
shiruuuukin!
Nope, still in there at the end
spike on his shirt
Horror is by far my favourite genre of film (& trust me I love films) but I next to never go to see them at the cinema because of the loud jump scares. I hate loud noises and I find modern/current horror films cheap & lazy
For me it's Hammer, early Universal and Hitchcockian films all the way. I far more enjoy 3 minute quiet suspense than momentary loud "boo".
I come back to this review of Spoony's + Sinister again and again cause he describes my feelings of film SO well and it's nice to see someone else share my views (a lot of my friends are of the opinion of modern is automatically better).
I like the TRON disk. I have the same frisbie
Spoony should rip PA the Marked Ones a new one
Does Noah know this exists?
Does he know what exists
Jellian Nathan This account? Sure these guys realize they have multi national fans. You'll find accounts for the Nostalgia Critic and AVGn that are subbed in French, Russian, Spanish they dont seem to mind.
Stringer Bell I think there was a comment on one of Linkara's videos in which he stated that they work with the channels/TH-cam to get the money they deserve from these videos as well. So I don't think they have a problem with these multinational accounts.
Screw it pa4 isnt canon to me _
This movie was fucking hilarious......wait.....it was suppose to be a horror movie? Naaaawwww....it's a comedy.
This video made my stance on jumpscares
supposedly demons feed off negative emotions so tobey
nice try spoony, I do not get scared by that kind of jump scares, got used to it. if there is no atmosphere there is no scary/stardeling component to it.
I thought the mood of the clip and his Vlog are so radically different that it worked very well
0:01:28 Блядь спуни ну ты троллль! Хорошо что я перед этим успел посрать, иначе бы керпечи выложились бы прямо на... кхем, стул.
Review marked ones
*Spoony
I hate you so much for that ending. I don't usually spoil the video in comments but.. VIEWER. Watch out for 1:27 and the end of the video after the credits say "to be continued in part 2".
Ne soglasen toljko s odnim: Verojatno, v semye bjlo 2 rebenka, kotorje rosli vmeste. Otsjuda 2 krovati. I esli odin iz nich umer, oni reshili zapolnitj probel, vzjav na vospitenie drugovo malisha.
люблю пилу!и ужастики люблю!но паранормальные явления доканали,доканали своей тупостью и не страшностью!
ТВОЮ МАТЬ, я надеялась, что Спуни всё же обойдётся без примеров скримеров.
shit myself...
I feel sorry for ya, personally I found it a little funny.