Comparison: Lies You Were Told As A Kid
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ต.ค. 2024
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What is the greatest lie of all time?
"I have read and accepted the terms and conditions."
First reply lol
And no you didn't
“video games make you violent” and “it won’t hurt at all”
true
the vaccine dosent hurt at all
That im adopted
Parents be like:I will pretend I didn't see that
@smilecatishere what 👁👄👁
@SmilesAreHere tf are you saying
@SmilesAreHere huh
*say
@SmilesAreHere I also saw Don't read my profile picture in the comments in lots of different videos
2:06
When I was like 10 it was my first time getting blood took. My mum said ‘don’t worry, it wont hurt a bit!’ Yeah, i passed out from the pain.
More like, mom: it won't hurt a bit, (child calmed) it will hurt a lot.(child panicking)
Fun fact : Our parents thought these were true so they will tell us and it will be an endless cycle
2:53 "'strangers are friends you haven't met yet'" technically that is kinda true, it depends on who you see
Wym? I always get extremely sick when I go out without a jacket in the cold weather. It’s extremely dangerous to freeze that much.
How cold? (F°, please.)
@MergeMechanic Learn Celsius, you American
1:54 you can wake up a sleep walker but if you purposely try to scare them awake by yelling or another method, it has a big chance to quite literally scare them to death
I can't believed that there were way more people who beleived the purple pool one than the one about the 🦃 making you 😪 and also I feel sorry for those 7.5 people, I mean we all love when people try to spoil our fun! (In which obviously that was sarcastic).
My parents used to say that" If a black cat crosses your path then avoid going that way."😅
I've been drinking coffee since I was 9 years old, and it's still as great as it was that first day
the swimming after eating is true im a lifegaurd and the chlorine in the water reacts with your stomach acid which is more abundant during digestion and when that mixes it causes you to vomit, when that happens we pour shock on it
Yeah I thought the same thing.
yeah when you drink it but not when you are just swimming
How to search thumnail logo like you. Any advice
"Self pleasure makes you hairy"
So far the opposite is TRUE. I never do that and I'm really hairy.
I believed "eating carrots helps you see in the dark", a little bit...other than that, none of those.
Imagine a girl who will shave her hair to grow thicker 💀💀💀
which hair
If my nose growed every time i lied my nose would be killometric
I eat floor candy on a daily basis, I don’t believe in the ‘five second’ rule, I believe in the ‘if it has no hair or unidentifiable substances, it is mostly edible’ rule, because I’m a toddler (not really). I also may or may not still eat paper.
Exactly no hair no dirt no problem 😎
0:09 Well, I got Pneumonia last December, because of the cold
i got a cold from playing in the rain one time
Idk if its true but i was always told that food and exercise right after creates cramps more easily and then when ur swimming it would be hard to get out if you get cramp
Just so you know- germs instantly get on your food if you drop it
“Video games make you violent”
The games:
Every Animal crossing game
Minecraft
My singing monsters
Incredibox
Axolochi
Bfdia 5b
Coolmaths games
Don't forget gmod and subnautica
Gta 5, manhunt 2
Fun fact: neither the 5 or 3 second rule is true, not even if you do a 1 second rule. The millisecond that food hits the ground, all the germs, and dirty stuff crawl onto your food
So on the sitting close to the screen one, if your eyes r too close to any screen they will focus too much, straining your eyes. The farther u are away, the better as u arnt straining so hard. Just not too far. And on the catch a cold one, the cold weather weakens your immune system, so it makes it easier to catch any cold viruses
THAT DOG IN 0:52 IS REALLY STARING AT MY SOUL 💀
BRO IT SCARED ME.
smile dog but simplified
Dog Name Is Husky
"Your heart is on the left". Your heart is in the middle, but the left atrium and left ventricle are just bigger than the right ones
:D
Fun fact!: honey was found in a ancient tomb that is old and the honey was still edible!
0:46 “Comment “5” if you still believe the five-second rule!”
Me: 0.0000001
0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
My teacher: ⅓πr³h will be useful later in life.
Me: dOrY HaS BeTtEr mEmOrY ThAn yOu. YoU FoRgOt tOdAy's lEsSoN PlAn iMmEdIaTeLy aFtEr rEaDiNg iT
true :)
1:14 Almost every student after not studying for an exam
Being told the 4th last one is the beginning of a villain arc
My dad be like when he watches this. THERE IS NO 5 SECOND RULE THERE IS A 0 SECOND RULE OF COURSE
There were some cars that were made in the early 90s that wouldn't start unless you were buckled up. My aunt had once and showed me it really wouldn't start.
You forgot. " You're not adopted"
💛 all your video's mate👍
2:19 "Do Your Seatbelt" 💀😭
LOL
@@leox6190it means sxe ( put the e behind x )
If you swallow your gum, it will take seven years to digest 😅 Gum goes through the digestive system like anything else. While there are no nutrients to absorb, it certainly won't get stuck anywhere along the way
02:10 so parent's nose gonna grow too
lol
The cold weather one came from times when farm animals would be inside because of the winter. Since the animals spread diseases people would think it was the cold.
mom: its not going to hurt
me: THEN WHY DID I FELT IT
bro fr "its not going to hurt at all" is the truth
2:28
I am technically not in my 20s.
below 15
so I still dont know how babies are made
imma search it up real quic-
OOF
Don't.
0:42 The "Shaving makes hair grows back thicker" started spreading because most women loves a beard (i think)
In the philippines, we don't say 5 seconds BUT 5 MINUTES FOR US
My parents who told me that if you dont sleep a night cop will come and take you away
Same lol
The "video game makes you violent" is kinda true. I have a little cousin that is a boy, he is violent and never listens.But my auntie gave him a chance to play games, he got more violent when my auntie had to take away the phone, he screams at a door for one hour
I don't think it's the video game's fault tho
@@anightwingcloakedinshadow5448 I didnt say it was tho
@@aphnix_yt9787 oh it sounded like it with the "it's kind of true" anyways I'm sorry you have a relative who acts like this. :C
1:16 me who plays doom:Yep games don't turn you violent
Parent: "bread crusts make your hair curly!"
Me: "BUt i doNT Want curlY haIR"
Bro whenever I eat bread I always eat the crust, and my hair is straighter than a telephone pole
@@kalebcamp8148 lol
2:12 for me, injections have never hurt except for a few seconds
I searched how babies are made and I wish I didn’t
Lol
r/CursedComments
How old are you?
2:41 fun fact: turkey has a chemical in it that makes you feel sleepy
Every country has a thing that makes you sleep in seconds
2:28 But I already know…
WELL
They come from se…-
remember when they told us it was illegal to have the light in the car turned on
The fish IS sleeping dummies
Lol
r/Woosh
Is it ok if I use your video
FOR WHAT?
2:39 u mean the country? LOL
i am very hungary let me eat some turkey
(literally the unfunniest joke that could ever exist hut i had to say it)
2:28 i tought babies were brang by these birds until i asked my mom how are babies made and she looked at me disgusted so i looked it up and my inocence disappeared :(
ok???
@Some Dog on Google when did that happen?
29293747654839292 second rule for me (if the food isn't a wet type like noodles)
That's about 9 million years!
You can swim after you eat but the movement your body makes can turn the inside in your stomach around causing you to feel nausious and maybe even throw up. Its not like swimming after eating does nothing, but it doesn't prevent you from doing it
2:23
yes its easier not explaining it, but putting dont look it up just worsen things
What??
Ice cream truck music means they’re sold out😂😂😂
My parents never told me that. What the hell kind of parents do these people have?
why is everyone saying 5
Because it said if you believe in the 5 second rule then comment "5"
Man its was 5 mins ago and the comments are 51💀
5, it will take about five seconds for the food to gain a sickening amount of bacteria.
5
1:58 image thingy?
Santa Claus VS Xi Jinping
Likes red color-both
Knows if you were good-both
Knows your location-both
Santa is real
No he isn’t.
no he's not
A lot of them are really true but the one thing that's especially true is how hurting your eyes is caused from getting too close to the TV like no no no
What about santa claus
you saw.
Isn't the first one true though? Screens are basically light, and when you get closer to them, the more intense light gets.
❌
@@MergeMechanic How?
In 2022, I Lied To My Dad, Heres it: "I Did Shower, But I Think I Didnt Shower.."
I still believed the cold weather getting sick one...
But the "Shaving makes hair grow back thicker" one is true.
Aight me sneeze faster than an average car which doesn’t want to crash into truck.
Watching TV that close IS bad for you actually.. You could get addicted to it-
plus you can need glasses
2:10 shots DONT hurt nor finger pricks, you might think I’m crazy. 😅😅😅
God christ jesus created the world
No he didn’t it was the lord almighty cheeso
God isn't real.
@@madnessstudios5950 he is Lord almighty.
@@ohwhocares1 nothing created everything
Lol
1:49 but coffee isn’t an energy drink.. XD
technically is since it has caffeine to keep you awake
First
Yes but did we ask
Congratulations
@@soniclikesphone Exactly no one asked
@@AlfarooqAlmenghawi For you to be born
@@soniclikesphone You to be born
If your parents say a bird told them my best advice is to run as fast as you can
7 year old me after seeing the strork brought you to our house description: HMMMM HEHEHEHEHEH **ANGRY SMASHING NOISES**
Uh..
E?
you're not 7 pal you're not 7
"Icecream truck music means they sold out" bruh what💀
Goldfish have a 3 second memory, but i think mine in 16 years remembers me ahahah he see me grow up! ( i was 6 now im 22, he is still alive)
I dont believe in 5 second rule what is the bacteria just gonna freeze and then after 5 seconds its just gonna "ooh time to go on food after 5 seconds"
2:48 I actually do get a little tired after eating Turkey sooooo…
@user-hoople343it's niether of those. Turkey has a chemical that makes you feel sleepy
The king of reuploads💀💀💀
The goldfish has 6 months memory
My parents also lied to me about noodles made of worms
On the 85%, I don't watch TV close, because my big head would be blocking the screen "why are you on my TV???"
Ugh i thought you won't show "the bird told me" this reminded of many of things in my childhood...
urines true for some stings cause the hot water relaxes the toxins, hot water works too
"A bird told me..." Okay mom what did you see on twitter this time?
the reading in the dark one i do every day so i would be blind by now
Cold weather, wind, or rain have to have some correlation with catching a cold, know for sure from experience lol
Not driving without a seat belt because your brain is stopping u from driving without a seat belt
my mom never lied to me about how babies were made, although I already knew
Same
Watchdata: honey doesn't spoil
Watchdata in a you never belived: honey doesn't expire
Me: 🤣😂😐
Parents: We're Christian!
Also Parents:
I get colds from being in cold weather though..
So do I, sometimes.
Bro hypothermia is a thing. Cold weather=hypothermia
yeah but usually they tell you that youa re going to get a cold because of cold weather which is not ture
I love how some of these are actually true...
Fun fact: all of these things are from my childhood.
Me that believes to all of those: