-also a beast that lived during the this time the short faced bear Weight 2000lbs Had thick fur and hide allowing it to be extremely durable Bite force 3000psi equal too modern crocodilians They had long limbs giving them excellent speed and maneuverability Fastest running bear at 40-50mph It had a strong bulky muscular build It would hunt giant sloths bison horses sometimes elephants and woolly mammoths Height 6feet on legs 11feet
@@yesimfunatparties9337yea maybe but they would probably still eat it and it wouldnt be that bad unless the animal was cut open so it was probably still edible people back then probably didnt care about the quality of the food much because they had to hunt animals and eat them or they would die and many people then also sometimes went days whitout food and would eat a rotten rat if it was all they had
@slowestflake I'm sure a Neanderthal vs like a black bear would be like average man vs average dog, brown bears would be a bigger issue but maybe possible with a weapon
@ Ik but the Neanderthals didn’t have the technology that we did and they still managed to get animals to try to protect themselves from the Neanderthals
@@quentinbarker7534for some reason we downplay our actual dominance in this earth and i think the reason for that is a coping mechanism to hide the fact that we are monsters
7:17 their whole life is pretty much training they hunt for food and water every day they where built as hunter gatherers if humans did that nowadays they could probably do around 200-250 pounds.
When I was in ninth grade I asked my teacher if humans had Neanderthal DNA and he said “if you’re blonde and have blue eyes you are more Neanderthal than everyone else” (I was the only blonde kid) so for the following 2 years people would call me Neanderthal or “thal”
@@Julia-cl2knhey mike tyson knocked people out who were much taller than him same thing goes for the neanderthral and mike tyson is shorter than the average heavyweight too
First of all, these mfs were canables, and if you are being pushed farther and farther into territories that are almost uninhabitable, eventually youll run out of food and eat each other. I also personally believe that homosapiens had a deeper connection with consciousness and overall intelligence from all angles. For instance, homosapiens larned quicker and fought more consiously than instinctively. Raging hormones twice as strong as ours limit your capability to act methodically, and you become predictable. I bet in large groups with surprise attacks these guys were lethal. But if anytime was given to us to plan or it had happened enough times, I think we eventually turned the tables and outshined them in battle because of our brains.
i think that the without training thing is misleading, cause their lifestyle was already so crazy and using that as their basic stats seems in accurate
A primal human could only defeat a modern top level athlete when it comes to a marathon, in terms of strength weight lifters are physically stronger than modern primal humans. Training takes you beyond what is traditionally possible living in the wild
In the age of Europe in the full age Europe was drastically different. You have the giant Diaz you have the bears don’t forget about the hyenas because that big desert in Africa doesn’t exist yet. Don’t forget about the lions. Don’t forget about the megaphone which is basically just means giant animals.
A big difference between humans and Neanderthals is that humans lived in much larger groups than Neanderthals which is one theory on why they went extinct.
Nah humans pre civilization were actually pretty tall, especially the ones in east Africa. But as soon as we settled down and started harvesting crops then we shrunk in size
A good chunk of Neanderthals interbred with homosapians, i myself have a small portion of neanderthall dna, im stocky as fuck and have pretty good strength for a shut in lol
Fun fact, it's actually more likely that Neanderthals ate themselves into extinction bc in times of food scarcity, they would eat each other! :D
Where did you learn this
Excuse me WHAT!!!!
@@J0SH881 common sense
They dumb as hell
@Datfyee how tf is this common sense? They died due to us breeding them out
-also a beast that lived during the this time the short faced bear
Weight 2000lbs
Had thick fur and hide allowing it to be extremely durable
Bite force 3000psi equal too modern crocodilians
They had long limbs giving them excellent speed and maneuverability
Fastest running bear at 40-50mph
It had a strong bulky muscular build
It would hunt giant sloths bison horses sometimes elephants and woolly mammoths
Height 6feet on legs 11feet
not enough people talk about how insane giant sloths are, sounds horrifying 😟
So basically the hulk
The bear villain in brave
@@kerrigan1583they not scary lil bro
@@CountryHunterVidsyou don’t know enough about them lil bro
2:21 Joe making fun of Neanderthals like he isn't 5'6
Hes 6’4💀
@@blueshark20215’10 0:56
@@willyyy8779 he was talking about the tallest neanderthal genius
He 6,1 gng
@@blueshark2021he is 6’1
12:04 throwin` out insults like it’s gonna argue back 😂
They can walk 30 miles barefoot, with a deer on their back💀
Watch me do it with an elephant instead
Nonsense the raw meat would easily spoil before they could walk that far
@@yesimfunatparties9337yea maybe but they would probably still eat it and it wouldnt be that bad unless the animal was cut open so it was probably still edible people back then probably didnt care about the quality of the food much because they had to hunt animals and eat them or they would die and many people then also sometimes went days whitout food and would eat a rotten rat if it was all they had
how do we actuelly know that they did that??
@AnonymousCalesthenicsthey could still get sick if it turns rotten or spoiled though.
Imagine a 6'5 Neanderthal doing the same training as a power lifter? Like imagine that guy just breaking into your house...I'd give him everything
same 😂
i honestly wish we were neanderthals, it would awesome to do hand to hand combat/wrestling with a bear or some crazy stuff
@@slowestflake no need to be a neanderthal for that. Just be a russian
@slowestflake I'm sure a Neanderthal vs like a black bear would be like average man vs average dog, brown bears would be a bigger issue but maybe possible with a weapon
@@slowestflake nah they seem ugly
Bro i thought they were dumb 💀
If remember correctly, they were one of our competitors, so yea
Me too
They’re of relative intelligence, we just had a larger frontal lobe
They had bigger brains.
And our older specimens had bigger brains.
1:44 yeah the NFL Neanderthal Football League 😭😂
LMAOOO
Gridiron football or normal football
I did not know that I would get fucking clobbered by a neaderthal, but here we are.
18:12 Joe trying not to laugh 😂
so happy to see my favourite neanderthal watching one of my favourite history channels
The fact that the animals didn’t attack the Neanderthals as predation but self defense is actually so crazy 💀💀💀
majority of animals are like this with us today
@ Ik but the Neanderthals didn’t have the technology that we did and they still managed to get animals to try to protect themselves from the Neanderthals
@@quentinbarker7534for some reason we downplay our actual dominance in this earth and i think the reason for that is a coping mechanism to hide the fact that we are monsters
Loved this! Always inspiring to watch your work.
Stop bot
7:17 their whole life is pretty much training they hunt for food and water every day they where built as hunter gatherers if humans did that nowadays they could probably do around 200-250 pounds.
5:59 me getting my test papers thinking I got a good grade (I’m gonna be living on the streets)
0:01 a handsome man starts talking
ong
is that a wrx i see
your lesbian
@@Fachezz You're* dummy
@@Fachezz ??
Maybe the real Neanderthals were thee friends we made along the way
GE-GE-GET OUT
Maybe arcane… was the friends we made along the way 😔
disney ending
Jaybe it is Jaybe not
@NickGoldsby "get out" in december bro wrap ts up
0:19 Joe at the start was getting freaky😭💀
Joe was really on his 😩😩👅👅 arc
wdym
What
he was literally stonefaced
@@sylbez i feel like he always does that
Joe you're a freak of nature
0:00 buff cutey patootie starts yapping
that’s crazy that homo sapiens and neanderthals lived at the same time…
When I was in ninth grade I asked my teacher if humans had Neanderthal DNA and he said “if you’re blonde and have blue eyes you are more Neanderthal than everyone else” (I was the only blonde kid) so for the following 2 years people would call me Neanderthal or “thal”
Hi thal
Wsp thal
whats up thal
yo thal
Que thal
Joe blessed us with his neanderthal hairline
Neanderthals were just real life saiyans
I watched this video like a month ago. I’m rlly here just for joes yapping
I love how we speak so confidently about something we haven’t seen with our own two eyes.
1:50 You know what else is crazy?
🦕🦕😭🙏😠🤣🤘🐮🐄🎶😎🥧🧱🍌😜😏😉😐💋😦🤯👁️😩⛓️🤠😄😂🤟🩺🍉🥺✊🏿🏑📴🧟👹
LOOWWWWW TAPER FADE
Crazy?
@CyclicDBLyou beat me to it
1:43 imagine being a NFL running back and being rocked by an actual Neanderthal who was captured and made to play football 💀💀💀
Not my king Derrick Henry he would never
@TreyDoodlebrother king Henry would get decked
Neanderthals off to the zoo lmfao 1:35
man here I was thinking the Neanderthals’ deep conversations went like “ooga clunk clunk” 💀
Same I forgot that they were also humans 😭
Neanderthals were insane dude.
0:30 no bro my ancestors arent sleeping with neanderthals , i am
0:00 baby boy starts talking
1:07 You know what else you can imagine?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW
TAPERRRRR
FFFFFAAAAAADDDEEEEEEE
Wdym
It’s MASSIVE
Nine ethers are better than you white Neanderthals
Bro a Neanderthal punch would range from 50-150 psi but a punch from Mike Tyson would be 160 psi. MIKE TYSON UPSCALED NEANDERTHALS BY 10 POINTS!
One trained Neanderthal and it's probably lights out for him 😭 (if said Neanderthal can even reach his head 💀)
@@Julia-cl2knhey mike tyson knocked people out who were much taller than him same thing goes for the neanderthral and mike tyson is shorter than the average heavyweight too
Ur not considering their lack of training bud
An untrained neadrathal being 50-150 while prime Mike Tyson has 160
@@Julia-cl2knDo you think mike tyson is 2 meters tall or what
First of all, these mfs were canables, and if you are being pushed farther and farther into territories that are almost uninhabitable, eventually youll run out of food and eat each other. I also personally believe that homosapiens had a deeper connection with consciousness and overall intelligence from all angles. For instance, homosapiens larned quicker and fought more consiously than instinctively. Raging hormones twice as strong as ours limit your capability to act methodically, and you become predictable. I bet in large groups with surprise attacks these guys were lethal. But if anytime was given to us to plan or it had happened enough times, I think we eventually turned the tables and outshined them in battle because of our brains.
1:14 you know what else you could imagine
LOWWWWW TAPER FADE
Bro these guys are built like comic accurate wolverine
17:25 Joe being species-ist 😔
joe loves the hills
joe never fails to make my life better
Aw :)
😂the human nature for me to still say “Nah id win”
Any neanderthals in the chat?
Yo!
👋
Yea I’m 3%
Current 5.2 percent
60%
i think that the without training thing is misleading, cause their lifestyle was already so crazy and using that as their basic stats seems in accurate
A primal human could only defeat a modern top level athlete when it comes to a marathon, in terms of strength weight lifters are physically stronger than modern primal humans. Training takes you beyond what is traditionally possible living in the wild
blessed be thou when joe uploads
21:14 "Talk to us"=Talk tuahs
ENOUGH!😭
Literally the perfect running back build💀
They were only that strong because they had to be. Get a time machine, gentrify prehistory, and they’d be just as puny as us.
Imagine a 6ft 6 Neanderthal, absolute monster
1:14 Imagine if ninja got a low taper fade 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it's still MASSIVE
EXTINCT ZOO VIDS AT LAST. MORE PLEASE SIRRR
2:35 big ass eyebrow bones
This guy has the funniest head shape I've ever seen
1:08 yk what else I can imagine 💇
ILOW TAPER FADE
Lowwwwwww Tappppeeeerrrrrrr Fadddddeeeee
12:02 I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DO SOMETHING LMAO
In the age of Europe in the full age Europe was drastically different. You have the giant Diaz you have the bears don’t forget about the hyenas because that big desert in Africa doesn’t exist yet. Don’t forget about the lions. Don’t forget about the megaphone which is basically just means giant animals.
@@Isaacthegamer123 sh up isaac
How did you find me?
@@Isaacthegamer123 dude shut up
Ur not funny
Joe posting another great video 🎉❤
00:00 the biggest most insane yapping session you have ever heard starts here
Neanderthal starts speaking at 0:10
yes king "is that d good?" yes king "you gon cook for daddy" yes king uhuhhuhhuhu
Wtf
@@bildermate real
They lived in Eurasia and splited up from homo erectus which had left Africa!
0:00 king Joe starts to speak
16:12 this could be a good idea for a South Park or Family Guy skit
i love going to town with neanderthals
12:00 nah.. this out of context😭
Joe acting like he ain’t 5’2
Berserkers were alive even before the samurai 😂
Is it just me or does anyone want to see joes headphone in dent
You should watch more prehistoric zoo, specifically the true dinosaur king video
This is just me and the boys.
4:42 why tf was this soo funny man 😭
I thought Joe was a Neanderthal
Extinct zoo has some banger ass videos!
A big difference between humans and Neanderthals is that humans lived in much larger groups than Neanderthals which is one theory on why they went extinct.
Joe you're my favorite neanderthal.
Wow
Joe Video!
Im a freak of nature 👅
I don't know how anything could kill a mammoth with a spear when modern humans struggle to kill bears with guns.
Humans did used to be shorter, but we only spontaneously got taller ~100 years ago, which is why we skipped from 2’0” straight to 500’something”.
Nah humans pre civilization were actually pretty tall, especially the ones in east Africa. But as soon as we settled down and started harvesting crops then we shrunk in size
Stupidest I've heard today, congrats
if they do bring them back i think that would be a good football game
0:00 angry skinny thumb starts talking
That’s crazy
A good chunk of Neanderthals interbred with homosapians, i myself have a small portion of neanderthall dna, im stocky as fuck and have pretty good strength for a shut in lol
They probably beat *it* to cave paintings
wdym I still do
and by it… well… lets just say… my peanits
1:20: "Imagine if there was another type of human."
there is... its called the basketball people
0:00 DADDY!!!
Nice vids Joe, never fail to entertain me! ❤
19:54 sum said play cod 😂😂😂
There actually was another species like that. A sub species of Homo sapiens or something. They where way shorter, and hunted to extinction by us💀
Neanderthal would be so cool as a sub species today to see 😂
13:27 took big back to another level
Big back in December is wild 💔💔💔
With training they could probably bench around 1,200 pounds
wooly mammoths were actually 13,200 pounds.
When humans took to the caves to hide from Neanderthals. When meteor ☄️ hit, it took most of them out and we could out number them.
Is Joe watching a documentary about Mike Tyson??? 😂
Need more videos from the ExtinctZoo I’m subscribed to him he has good videos
Ai is so good I can almost believe he’s still here🕊️✝️
great vid keep up the good work
1:42 that's the first thing He thought of 😆
Joe your vids are so funny Jesus loves you bro