I think Brendan is a funny guy you'd meet in a bar, just not a comedian. As for Bryan, I feel bad for the guy but he's almost 60 now. Dude needs to level with himself and admit he doesn't have to be toughest to be respected.
Holy fuck yes. Ive been watching this guy for years because I love the ufc and I have seen him reacting to fights with Joe and so on, but i never knew this guy has the fucking mentality of a 14 yo.
Bryan Callen reminds me of the guy who would try to self apply a nickname like "Mad Dog Bryan Callen" - but it never caught on and he's upset about it.
I literally kicked someones ass 2 weeks ago XD and I thought about Dhalshim YOGA and kicked the fool in the face YOGA did it again. Then I channeled Sagat gave them 3 flying knees. I know ur joking but life imitates art right? :)
If throughout his 50 years, he's been in more random street brawls than a man in the UFC has fought, he'd be in prison. He brags about his bad temper so most of those fights would be his fault
Why is that hard to believe? Brendan had 15 pro fights. Someone who makes it a habit of fighting every weekend when they go out, breaks that record in a few months.
@@StyngHmMkngStff at the end of the day, it's Bryan's whole shtick to be the guy who acts tough... You think he's trying to be the tough guy? That's the point. The guy who made this video obviously doesn't get it and I feel bad because it's genuinely hilarious if you get it.
@@PrinceTancred Yes, it's obviously a joke. And they weren't dunking on him, but goofing together with him. Like, Joe tells him "Nah, you wouldn't, you'd be dead.", and Bryan goes: "I would?", like, seriously concerned all of a sudden. It's a joke, yes. But it's still not unbelievable that he maybe- or someone, whoever- had more fights than some pro fighter of Brendans ranking.
@@StyngHmMkngStff I'm glad the humour isn't lost on everyone :) But yeah what you're saying is defs true, although pro fighters more often than not are fighting their whole lives in gyms or the street before they reach pro level where they continue to fight against other pros... But yeah I know some street rats who probably get into more fights than a UFC fighter so you ain't wrong
Callen cracks me up, I remember that podcast where joe is saying you've been hanging around with people who let you speak like that for too long, brilliant and funny as
Holy shit, guys it's a bit and Rogan was in on the joke. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, that's Callen's shtick is to act like he's way tougher than he actually is.
yeah he can be tolerable when hes not actively focused on being funny and sucking up. super ultra mega rare tho, wish hed be more like he was in this clip
That streetfight argument was the most insecure thing ever. He's on the verge of tears lol. Man imagine beeing like this in your 50s. That whole podcast crew is stuck in highschool.
@@Cg-ru3eh i find that hard to believe, but based on this I will take your word for it lol now I at least now know he does have _some_ ability to be funny
Sounds just like that kid you went to school with that claims he blacks out when he gets angry. "I just see red man and I go crazy. I cant control myself"
Knew a guy that would say that shit. He said one time he got jumped at school by ten guys and he blacked out and he said when he came too they were all laying in a circle around him. He had a shit load of ridiculous stories.
I think people are way too hard on Brendan. The problem is he got famous before he was able to work on his comedy doing it the hard way in clubs. Most comedians start off rough
Brenden has been on multiple podcasts and said he never got in street fights growing up. A couple at college with teammates, but no street fights. So this is inception level lies. Brenden is lying about street fights to outshine Bryan's lies about being tough.
I mean Brendan did make it into fhe UFC... Im not a huge Brendan fan but for a person to make it into the UFC means he is in the top 1% of all fighters in the world.
@@Bigwheel414 I knew there’d be at least one complete fucking moron, who couldn’t comprehend what the guy said, and gave this argument, congratulations you win!
Brendan Schaub is an absolute cringe magnet when it comes to stand up, but he is literally a professional ass kicker. Regardless of his record or how he exited that stage of his career; the man is a professional fighter, and no one can take that away from him. Bryan Callen fails to acknowledge that Brendan could easily fold him in half, and the fact that he is so insecure and yells so much is only indicative of the likelihood that he hasn't been in as many fights (if any) as he would want you to believe. The smallest dogs bark the loudest.
Callen: "I had a car, a white Acura". "I had an axe handle, it was a hickory axe handle". Straight out of the Amber Heard book, tells us the fine details that have no relevance so they will definitely believe its a real story.
Because the actual story is so boring, unbelievable that they have to pepper in "interesting" details, as if the average person is gonna be blown away by "gosh darn, I didn't KNOW you could buy an acura in white" so they use details like this to court attention because they already know the end result of their story is so boring it's not even worth bringing up in the first place, but these people are so full of themselves and love to hear themselves talk, that they can't stfu and have to resort to pathetic lies to have a conversation.
@@boosiefade01Krav Maga is… interesting. I’m positive there’s some ex-Israeli special forces badass out there who can use Krav to devastating effect, but there are only so many of that kind of person out there, and far, far more Krav Maga McDojo’s out there teaching people how to get themselves killed.
"Dude, you don't know me, my temper. I can't control myself way less than you can't control your self. I am totally out of control. I get so mad I shit my pants. Have you ever rage shit? No. Thank you." Brian Callen
Hahahaha rage shit is such a beautiful phrase. Thanks for that one brother, definitely gonna use that....after I watch some Bryan Callen comedy and rage shit
My roommate does this. Literally, today, told me he spit in a cops face because they put him in handcuffs but they didn't charge him with assault because he was in the right.
That's why I think he said be carefull now what you speak. Not that I will fight you but that if you tell my bs stories I will also open the chest of your bs stories.
I was a cop for 15 years and had to fight at times to take criminals into custody that didn't want to be in custody lol. The worst being those who were so high on dope that their pain threshold was non-existent. I will tell you that maybe the first couple of fights were fun because of my youth and the adrenalin. That wears off real quick. People who actually have to deal with real violence in their career field aren't big on telling "ass kicking" stories or "what they would do if" stories. Fighting is painful, unpredictable, awkward most of the time and they result in injuries and sometimes death. Fighting is not cool, it is not fun and it's not anything to brag about. It just means you couldn't problem solve your way out of a situation so it deteriorated into violence.
Yeah, I don’t find anything impressive about people who can’t handle themselves to the point of getting into physical confrontations regularly. Nothing cool about it at all.
In my 49 years on this planet my experience is people that are certified badasses do NOT feel the need to brag or constantly feel the need to convince people they are a badass. If Bryan was such a walking ass kicker there would be several stories of that vs being a creep. And how can he say the scenario of the bullying and he "gonna show up and kill em" he's not in jail or been jailed for murder or attempted murder so it's obviously never happened and it's obviously a fantasy of his!! Typically the guy you need to be the most afraid of is the confident acting quiet guy. Most "normal" guys can't fight for shit including myself but my success in the altercations has been mostly contributed to my size being over 6' and 209lbs vs my skill and my hard head. Bryan just feels the need to act tough because he surrounds himself with fighters. Theo admits he's kinda a failure when comes to fighting and no one thinks less of him they think he's honest... And why Theo has anything to do with 2 jerk offs with broken moral compass's is beyond me he doesn't need them he's doing better than both!
Ya but Theo is an admitted convicted peeping tom sex offender perv weirdo. Idk why these other comedians get called out and kicked out the club for their weird sex offender shit but Theo gets a pass?
@@Raumance dude if he made it any more obvious it wouldn't be funny. But the really funny part is that 99 percent of these commenters don't get it. Median IQ is plummeting.
@@RaumanceHe is sometimes joking but its easy to tell: everytime Callen does a bit he talks stupid and makes sound effects. He doesn't normally get really defensive and loud like he did when he was arguing with Brendan.
Brian is that guy that gets all crazy until the guy gets out the car then he’s trying to smooth things over and apologizing to keep the bad ass from hurting him
Brian has serious small man syndrome. It’s funny because I know Joe is definitely not any taller than Brian but he is confident and secure enough in himself to not be afflicted with small man syndrome.
It’s short man syndrome. Napoleon was exactly average height for a Frenchman of his time. Believe me when I say that conquering most of Europe because you’re insecure about your height isn’t really a thing that happens.
@@Thor-OrionNapoleon 100% was considered short. He was called the little general by his comrades. He was average but was often surrounded by his elite guard who were the baddest men in France. Much taller… they’re are historical records of him saying he made up for his size by his ferocity intimidating others. You heard someone say he was actually average height and stretched it out to this whole story.
I dont know why but I find your monotone drawl so relaxing. I play your videos in the background when I am at my desk at work and my day is so much better just listening to a shit talk track going in my ear
I remember casually seeing the fighter and the kid podcast a couple times throughout the pandemic and being like wait a minute I see a fighter and a really old looking guy.
I mean, you could look at photos of guys from WWII and Vietnam, and they were about the size of Bryan, most of them. But I agree that Bryan is kind of pussy who just wants to be the biggest bad ass in the room.
Argue with a professional fighter about how many fights hes been in? Dude...even if this were purely about street fights, mma dudes and big athletic guys get tested by drunks at bars constantly. The fuck?
Right like the closest Bryan ever got to a fight was with a drunk heckler who could have probably still kicked his ass but arguing with a pro mma fighter about being in more fights yea ok Bryan
Guys like this eventually run into someone who can actually fight, isn’t their friend, and doesn’t care about appearances or being arrested or even going to jail. Then they’re in trouble.
@@fil4648no, people need their shit checked FAR more. The internet has made people far too comfortable with talking shit to strangers with impunity. People need to be reminded that the internet isn’t real, and in real life you can get your jaw wired for pushing the wrong person’s buttons. It would make society far more bearable.
He had everything handed to him by his super rich dad so now he has to prove himself as a man at all times. He has to prove it to himself too; it's that's simple. He's simple.
I’m not really convinced he doesn’t tbh. Seems like he was joking or at the very least, hamming it up quiet a bit in all these clips for comedic/entertainment value.
Say what you will about Schaub, but Brian telling Schaub to watch how he talks to him, is hilarious. Schaub could literally kill Brian if it got physical😂
That was hilarious. We all like to poke fun at Schaub but the dude is like 6'4" 240lbs and has a positive record in mma. As he said himself, he could "pin Bryan down and slide his dick in his mouth... for no reason"
The comdey scene is so homogenous now. Its like every comedian knows each other waaay to much, they sync to the same comedy, and they all worship fighting and Joe Rogan. Its just borning to hear them now.
One summer when i was like 10 i met this baby who looked exactly like bryan callen and i remember feeling so creepy because i couldnt stop staring at this ladys kid thinking 'this baby is the dude from mad tv idk how they did it'
Bryan Callen and Steven Seagal challenged Mike Tyson, Bruce Lee, Khabib, John Jones, and George Foreman to a bare knuckle street brawl. The swat team had to be called because Callen went ballistic and almost killed everybody with just 10% of his skills. Bryan is a certified bada$$ who you definitely don’t want to mess with, trust me bro.
He didn't say that. He said he wanted to do it out of rage after one of his close ones was attacked by two black guys, but that he came back to his senses before he did something crazy.
His attitude seems like people who have never actually been in a fight or seriously sparred. Usually if people get in a lot of fights they realize they are not the main character in an action movie. The people who actually think they would be able to kick everyone’s ass are people who have no reference except for TV and their imagination.
So what if it's a fifteen year old. An experienced fifteen year old is as dangerous as anyone else. Many times more dangerous. Youth and stupid is a dangerous combo
Not a Rogan or Schaub fan, but I love their simultaneous reactions to him. Rogan: “I’m not buying that even remotely” Schaub: “I hate when he talks like this” Hahahaha hilarious.
Brooo, why does nobody understand that callens best character is making an ass out of himself. He's been running this bit for YEARS. Y'all need to watch the podcasts.
If you ever want to know if someone is lying just listen for how many irrelevant details they drop in the story. In Bryans case. He gave a description of his car when it has no bearing on the story. But he thinks telling you what color and make his car was will add legitimacy to the story despite it being entirely irrelevant.
Do people actually take Bryan seriously? I thought he was just joking 90% of the time. His normal conversation doesn't sound much different than his stand up.
I grew up in a very high fight environment. From the age of 7 years old throughout my teens and into my 20's I fought waaay too much. The kids in my neighborhood would challenge one another, we would literally go up against each other daily sometimes. My older brother would never let me come home beat up...he would send me back out to defend myself. This taught me to stand up for myself throughput life. With that said. When you grow up fighting you know what it feels like when there's that one kid who isn't from your neighborhood, who kinda integrates himself into your group, and tells crazy stories just to fit in or try and sound tuff. There's no way to check these facts and these liars know this. This dude is one of these guys. He thinks some story about fighting off kids and later coming back with an axe handle makes him appear tuff. But the story is just waaay over the top...like he's trying too hard.
Yeah that sucks when people tell waaaay over the top stories, like they're trying too hard....luckily, those of us from Very High Fight Environments know how to literally go up against each other daily, and stand up for ourselves THROUGHPUT daily.....
Ughhh I felt awkward just watching “Bry” get all upset and claim he’s been in a so many fights. Incredibly embarrassing. I’m a skinny dude myself…not scared to throw hands if I mist but I avoid it all costs and would never talk about it. Fighting for any purpose other than protecting yourself or someone else from harm is straight clown behavior which I guess fights a 50 year old who all’s himself the kid rather well
Making Brendan look mature and disciplined is quite a feat
Underrated comment lol
u beat me to the punch lol
This is the only time these guys were funny - too bad it wasn't a skit - it was real - even funnier
I think Brendan is a funny guy you'd meet in a bar, just not a comedian.
As for Bryan, I feel bad for the guy but he's almost 60 now. Dude needs to level with himself and admit he doesn't have to be toughest to be respected.
Holy fuck yes. Ive been watching this guy for years because I love the ufc and I have seen him reacting to fights with Joe and so on, but i never knew this guy has the fucking mentality of a 14 yo.
Bryan Callen reminds me of the guy who would try to self apply a nickname like "Mad Dog Bryan Callen" - but it never caught on and he's upset about it.
Bryan whispering voice - “Bro, I told you to call me Mad Dog when we’re around the guys”.
"okay sad dog"
@@cameronsweirdnaturechanneldude when we’re around women always call me mad dog Bryan
You're right he's totally the person to do that, except I don't think it'd be mad dog I think I'd be something like "the Kid"
“When I get mad I just black out😂😂😂😂”
Brian callen is a trained street fighter. He’s had 30 years experience and knows all the button combinations
👏👏👏
Hadouken!!!
MAD!
I literally kicked someones ass 2 weeks ago XD and I thought about Dhalshim YOGA and kicked the fool in the face YOGA did it again. Then I channeled Sagat gave them 3 flying knees. I know ur joking but life imitates art right? :)
I mean you can go watch him grapple Bradley Martin at 50 years old with an injured neck. 🤷🏻♂️ he would choke your ass out lmao
Jesus even Schaub looks smart here
He not even that bad on the podcast.
Thats a bit of a stretch..
He wasnt nearly as bad as he is now in old podcasts. I unironically think the CTE has kicked in.
Even his little comments at the beginning were funny. He’s better when he doesn’t try to take the lead
@@penskepc2374 terrible take
"I bet you I've been in more fights than you!"
- Bryan "the kid" Callen, to a guy who fought in the UFC professionally.
If throughout his 50 years, he's been in more random street brawls than a man in the UFC has fought, he'd be in prison. He brags about his bad temper so most of those fights would be his fault
Why is that hard to believe? Brendan had 15 pro fights. Someone who makes it a habit of fighting every weekend when they go out, breaks that record in a few months.
@@StyngHmMkngStff at the end of the day, it's Bryan's whole shtick to be the guy who acts tough... You think he's trying to be the tough guy? That's the point. The guy who made this video obviously doesn't get it and I feel bad because it's genuinely hilarious if you get it.
@@PrinceTancred Yes, it's obviously a joke. And they weren't dunking on him, but goofing together with him. Like, Joe tells him "Nah, you wouldn't, you'd be dead.", and Bryan goes: "I would?", like, seriously concerned all of a sudden. It's a joke, yes. But it's still not unbelievable that he maybe- or someone, whoever- had more fights than some pro fighter of Brendans ranking.
@@StyngHmMkngStff I'm glad the humour isn't lost on everyone :)
But yeah what you're saying is defs true, although pro fighters more often than not are fighting their whole lives in gyms or the street before they reach pro level where they continue to fight against other pros... But yeah I know some street rats who probably get into more fights than a UFC fighter so you ain't wrong
Callen cracks me up, I remember that podcast where joe is saying you've been hanging around with people who let you speak like that for too long, brilliant and funny as
It literally plays through my head anytime he’s brought up. I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks about it🤣
He said he would be up a demon lol
Joe has straight up embarrassed him directly to his face on multiple occasions… hilarious 🤣
@@jvike4584 Joe embarrassed himself by not knowing that it was a joke.
Holy shit, guys it's a bit and Rogan was in on the joke. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, that's Callen's shtick is to act like he's way tougher than he actually is.
Brendan unironically said something funny in that first clip. “It was a Sesame Street fight.” I actually got a laugh from that
Don’t tell BS that lol. Might get his hopes up.
@@stevesherlock5334you’re nasty😂😂
yeah he can be tolerable when hes not actively focused on being funny and sucking up. super ultra mega rare tho, wish hed be more like he was in this clip
Guarantee he heard someone else say the Sesame Street fight line by someone else..
i liked it when callen goes "i was so angry-" and schaub says "you went back and got a gun?" lmao
Lmfao Brendan “An ape on the mat??” “That’s not a term we would use” absolutely killed me. Brendan’s comedy peaked then
I think that's the funniest think he's ever said and he doesn't even realise 😂
Should have said he's A mat enforcer lol
That streetfight argument was the most insecure thing ever. He's on the verge of tears lol. Man imagine beeing like this in your 50s. That whole podcast crew is stuck in highschool.
Probably the most insecure thing I've seen on video in a long while. He was ready to say anything for that one bit of street cred.
he's literally Mac from IASIP
@@killgoretrout877 But Mac is actually funny lol
Perfect comment hahaha
Yeah for two guys their age to be arguing over something so stupid! When it doesn't matter at all....
Dude….unbelievable……Schaub was actually funny during that JRE clip clowning on Callen….
Yeah - it was like Bizarro World for a minute, wasn't it?
His stand up sucks but he used to say funny ass shit on the jre fight companion but joe took all the videos down
@@Cg-ru3eh i find that hard to believe, but based on this I will take your word for it lol now I at least now know he does have _some_ ability to be funny
to be fair schaubs specials are bad but when hes riffing with other comedians hes pretty funny
This is the most positive Schaub thread I’ve ever seen
The fighter of the kids
😂😂😂
Lmaoooo
nice 😂
Sounds just like that kid you went to school with that claims he blacks out when he gets angry. "I just see red man and I go crazy. I cant control myself"
I remember hearing that exact sentence lol
😂😂😂
Lmfaooooo
Good to know we all knew a kid like that lol
Knew a guy that would say that shit. He said one time he got jumped at school by ten guys and he blacked out and he said when he came too they were all laying in a circle around him. He had a shit load of ridiculous stories.
A rare time I actually liked Brendan the most in a room
I think people are way too hard on Brendan. The problem is he got famous before he was able to work on his comedy doing it the hard way in clubs. Most comedians start off rough
@@j0nnyism 💯
Brenden has been on multiple podcasts and said he never got in street fights growing up. A couple at college with teammates, but no street fights.
So this is inception level lies.
Brenden is lying about street fights to outshine Bryan's lies about being tough.
I’m embarrassed of my temper, who in their right mind would ever flex on how bad their temper is??
Bryan's as good at fighting as Brendan Schaub is good at comedy....
I mean Brendan did make it into fhe UFC... Im not a huge Brendan fan but for a person to make it into the UFC means he is in the top 1% of all fighters in the world.
@@Bigwheel414 Read the comment again...
I don’t think anyone is THAT bad at fighting
@@Bigwheel414 I knew there’d be at least one complete fucking moron, who couldn’t comprehend what the guy said, and gave this argument, congratulations you win!
He knocked out crocop tbf to him.
Brendan Schaub is an absolute cringe magnet when it comes to stand up, but he is literally a professional ass kicker. Regardless of his record or how he exited that stage of his career; the man is a professional fighter, and no one can take that away from him. Bryan Callen fails to acknowledge that Brendan could easily fold him in half, and the fact that he is so insecure and yells so much is only indicative of the likelihood that he hasn't been in as many fights (if any) as he would want you to believe. The smallest dogs bark the loudest.
Dude knocked out Mirko Filipovic. There’s like 3 dudes who can say that, and he’s one of them.
Callen: "I had a car, a white Acura". "I had an axe handle, it was a hickory axe handle". Straight out of the Amber Heard book, tells us the fine details that have no relevance so they will definitely believe its a real story.
Exactly. Trying to give the impression of veracity when in reality they're talking utter shite🤣
My thoughts exactly 😂
Because the actual story is so boring, unbelievable that they have to pepper in "interesting" details, as if the average person is gonna be blown away by "gosh darn, I didn't KNOW you could buy an acura in white" so they use details like this to court attention because they already know the end result of their story is so boring it's not even worth bringing up in the first place, but these people are so full of themselves and love to hear themselves talk, that they can't stfu and have to resort to pathetic lies to have a conversation.
"I wore an onion in my belt, which was the fashion of the time..."
Oh and now that Callen is working for Stephen Crowder (cow spanking anyone?) It's obvious he has always been an alpha...
Callen is the worst case scenario for when I kid who was bullied learns the bare minimum of self defense
I think he started taking Muay Thai to be like his fighter buddies, but it's definitely the Dunning-Kruger effect.
@@Bl4ckD0g Sam Tripoli seriously being into Krathmaga or however tf you say it is so fucking funny. The joe podcast orbiters are cringe man.
@@boosiefade01Krav Maga is… interesting. I’m positive there’s some ex-Israeli special forces badass out there who can use Krav to devastating effect, but there are only so many of that kind of person out there, and far, far more Krav Maga McDojo’s out there teaching people how to get themselves killed.
"Dude, you don't know me, my temper. I can't control myself way less than you can't control your self. I am totally out of control. I get so mad I shit my pants. Have you ever rage shit? No. Thank you." Brian Callen
Not much makes me laugh but that comment got me. Chef's kiss.
@@adamsharrocks8212seriously the phrase "rage shit " is fucking tremendous
😂
😡💩
-Bryan Callen
Hahahaha rage shit is such a beautiful phrase. Thanks for that one brother, definitely gonna use that....after I watch some Bryan Callen comedy and rage shit
Careful bubba, he's gonna make you his girlfriend now.
Brian has definitely been up a man's ass before...
My roommate does this. Literally, today, told me he spit in a cops face because they put him in handcuffs but they didn't charge him with assault because he was in the right.
LOL
Imagine Joe Rogan talking about a fighter walking to the Octagon saying "He has a bad temper."
😂
The best part about the street fight argument is they’re both right about each other and they’re each lying to each other
What a brilliant comment. Respect to you.
@@TM-np5lq Thank you. I'm probably going to print your reply out a hang it above my computer.
That's why I think he said be carefull now what you speak. Not that I will fight you but that if you tell my bs stories I will also open the chest of your bs stories.
i get rapey vibes off that elderly gentleman
I was a cop for 15 years and had to fight at times to take criminals into custody that didn't want to be in custody lol. The worst being those who were so high on dope that their pain threshold was non-existent. I will tell you that maybe the first couple of fights were fun because of my youth and the adrenalin. That wears off real quick. People who actually have to deal with real violence in their career field aren't big on telling "ass kicking" stories or "what they would do if" stories. Fighting is painful, unpredictable, awkward most of the time and they result in injuries and sometimes death. Fighting is not cool, it is not fun and it's not anything to brag about. It just means you couldn't problem solve your way out of a situation so it deteriorated into violence.
Yeah, I don’t find anything impressive about people who can’t handle themselves to the point of getting into physical confrontations regularly. Nothing cool about it at all.
Cool story lmao
This sounds like a wise take
If they don't lay on the ground, put their hands on the heads, and allow me to conduct a cavity search - they're getting capped.
(I'm not a cop btw)
I thought he was just doing a bit with all that tough guy talk lmao
He is but this TH-cam channel is too dumb to realize it
I think he is, everyone is reading to far into it
@@bigeboi1000 that wouldn't make much sense. Ofc on his own podcast but on a jre podcast I don't see why he'd need to play up for the cameras
Yeah I think he's great at being the fall guy.
@@bigeboi1000 He was being deadly serious
In my 49 years on this planet my experience is people that are certified badasses do NOT feel the need to brag or constantly feel the need to convince people they are a badass. If Bryan was such a walking ass kicker there would be several stories of that vs being a creep. And how can he say the scenario of the bullying and he "gonna show up and kill em" he's not in jail or been jailed for murder or attempted murder so it's obviously never happened and it's obviously a fantasy of his!! Typically the guy you need to be the most afraid of is the confident acting quiet guy. Most "normal" guys can't fight for shit including myself but my success in the altercations has been mostly contributed to my size being over 6' and 209lbs vs my skill and my hard head. Bryan just feels the need to act tough because he surrounds himself with fighters. Theo admits he's kinda a failure when comes to fighting and no one thinks less of him they think he's honest... And why Theo has anything to do with 2 jerk offs with broken moral compass's is beyond me he doesn't need them he's doing better than both!
Ya but Theo is an admitted convicted peeping tom sex offender perv weirdo. Idk why these other comedians get called out and kicked out the club for their weird sex offender shit but Theo gets a pass?
Exactly. I've never seen Danny Trejo defend his reputation as a badass. Haha
Well said, brother.
one hundred percent. bcuz real fighters know they can seriously hurt somebody
Having a hard head helps. I rely on my running skills. As soon as there’s a potential threat I’m down the other end of the street
“You almost saw me get in two fights” tells you everything you need to about Callen
Do you not understand Callen is just joking? That's the whole point he isn't serious.
@@Raumanceok Bryan boy
@@Raumance dude if he made it any more obvious it wouldn't be funny. But the really funny part is that 99 percent of these commenters don't get it. Median IQ is plummeting.
@@RaumanceHe is sometimes joking but its easy to tell: everytime Callen does a bit he talks stupid and makes sound effects.
He doesn't normally get really defensive and loud like he did when he was arguing with Brendan.
@@jacobcardinal8041 You guys are really clueless about some basic humour. As is Rogan.
“The Kid” is in his 50’s
Brian is that guy that gets all crazy until the guy gets out the car then he’s trying to smooth things over and apologizing to keep the bad ass from hurting him
Brian has serious small man syndrome. It’s funny because I know Joe is definitely not any taller than Brian but he is confident and secure enough in himself to not be afflicted with small man syndrome.
Bryan Callen's Napoleon Complex is legendary.
It’s short man syndrome. Napoleon was exactly average height for a Frenchman of his time. Believe me when I say that conquering most of Europe because you’re insecure about your height isn’t really a thing that happens.
@@Thor-Orion yeah no kidding.
@@Thor-OrionNapoleon 100% was considered short. He was called the little general by his comrades. He was average but was often surrounded by his elite guard who were the baddest men in France. Much taller… they’re are historical records of him saying he made up for his size by his ferocity intimidating others. You heard someone say he was actually average height and stretched it out to this whole story.
A true friend would smack him in the face til he cuts it out
You a homeless cat b?
Hey Ross love you
Ross? 😂 that’s funny.
I’ve been looking for you in Tampa. Pranks
“Ape on the Mat” should be the name of his next “comedy” special
You win.
I dont know why but I find your monotone drawl so relaxing. I play your videos in the background when I am at my desk at work and my day is so much better just listening to a shit talk track going in my ear
I remember casually seeing the fighter and the kid podcast a couple times throughout the pandemic and being like wait a minute I see a fighter and a really old looking guy.
a little scrawny raspy voiced 50 year old trying to act tough is actually just funny asf 😂
I mean, you could look at photos of guys from WWII and Vietnam, and they were about the size of Bryan, most of them. But I agree that Bryan is kind of pussy who just wants to be the biggest bad ass in the room.
To his credit he’s in better shape than at least half the US population.
@@IDKJEJEHRBEHEH true but he'd still get F'd up by a 13yo kid with one year of MMA training.
I like how you said the actual fighter wants to be known as a comedian, while the comic yearns to be this tough guy street brawler
"The fighter wants to be known as a comedian, and the comedian wants to be known as a fighter" lol.
Argue with a professional fighter about how many fights hes been in? Dude...even if this were purely about street fights, mma dudes and big athletic guys get tested by drunks at bars constantly. The fuck?
Right like the closest Bryan ever got to a fight was with a drunk heckler who could have probably still kicked his ass but arguing with a pro mma fighter about being in more fights yea ok Bryan
It's a joke. Callen is just being funny. This guy just misreads this horribly.
Guys like this eventually run into someone who can actually fight, isn’t their friend, and doesn’t care about appearances or being arrested or even going to jail. Then they’re in trouble.
No, luckily most people don't ever get beat up in the streets and I'm glad for that. Even if they are loud mouths.
@@fil4648no, people need their shit checked FAR more. The internet has made people far too comfortable with talking shit to strangers with impunity. People need to be reminded that the internet isn’t real, and in real life you can get your jaw wired for pushing the wrong person’s buttons. It would make society far more bearable.
@@Thor-Orionwe got Callen’s alt account here lol.
@@cosmonauthal7651 na, Callen probably needs to get his shit checked too.
rogan was absolutely dismantling callen 😂 but honestly they are really good friends for telling him how stupid he looks
A real friend does that. A fake one let's you make a fool of yourself and laughs behind your back.
Would be better if all humiliating conversations would occur in private and not on the biggest podcast in the world.
@@fil4648 but they kept him from continuing to humiliate himself live
Bryan got the self-awareness kicked out of him
That pic of him in that thumbnail with the black hat makes him look like a GAY DROOG from Clockwork Orange LMFAO
I forgot Brendan seemed almost Normal back in the day
It’s kind of weird that they’re arguing about street fights meanwhile both of them got their legs crossed
Bryan Callen is the type of guy to yell _”HOLD ME BACK! I don’t know what I’ll do!”_ as he backs away and pulls people in front of him.
He had everything handed to him by his super rich dad so now he has to prove himself as a man at all times. He has to prove it to himself too; it's that's simple. He's simple.
Dead on
I was in more street fights! No, I have a bad temper and have been in more street fights. 😂
Bro, the fact that you spit that argument up had me in tears, laughing so hard
That last clip killed me... the way they talk about him like he's a little kid getting on their nerves.
Funniest thing Brendan have ever been involved with.
average Callen Stan: "he's a comedian bro he's just playin, ohhhh don't rag on loveable Brian!"
10:10 the complete turn around and loss of momentum
"Would I?😢" 😂😂
I honestly thought this podcast was designed to be ironic. Now that I know he genuinely believes what comes out of his mouth. I’m genuinely concerned.
I’m not really convinced he doesn’t tbh. Seems like he was joking or at the very least, hamming it up quiet a bit in all these clips for comedic/entertainment value.
@@Austin.Kilgore Yeah seems like Callen is just really good at being convincing.
you can tell hes learned much from crowder warning folks to be careful how they speak.. "watch it"
Glad I found your channel. Keep up the good work! And don’t cross Callen. He’ll fight you to heck and back.
Pmsl "to heck and back" friken hilarious
Honestly....out of ALL CELEBRITIES...Brian is the ONE I would love to walk up to and say "I'd like to find out."
Say what you will about Schaub, but Brian telling Schaub to watch how he talks to him, is hilarious. Schaub could literally kill Brian if it got physical😂
That was hilarious. We all like to poke fun at Schaub but the dude is like 6'4" 240lbs and has a positive record in mma. As he said himself, he could "pin Bryan down and slide his dick in his mouth... for no reason"
Hi Brenda
The comdey scene is so homogenous now. Its like every comedian knows each other waaay to much, they sync to the same comedy, and they all worship fighting and Joe Rogan. Its just borning to hear them now.
I was under the impression that he was making fun of himself. That's how I took it anyway. He can't be serious. He is a pip squeak.
Lol 😂
Dude. That sesame street fight comment. 😅😅😅
Two middle aged men arguing with each other about who has been in more fights and has the worse temper is legit the most pathetic thing.
Brendan wasn’t middle aged then.
We needed WAY more of that JRE dressing down Cahlen
One summer when i was like 10 i met this baby who looked exactly like bryan callen and i remember feeling so creepy because i couldnt stop staring at this ladys kid thinking 'this baby is the dude from mad tv idk how they did it'
Bryan Callen and Steven Seagal challenged Mike Tyson, Bruce Lee, Khabib, John Jones, and George Foreman to a bare knuckle street brawl. The swat team had to be called because Callen went ballistic and almost killed everybody with just 10% of his skills. Bryan is a certified bada$$ who you definitely don’t want to mess with, trust me bro.
Your comment about Brian driving around with the axe handle was funny as hell
Great video
Haaaahaha 😄
Bryan should say that to David Goggins.
Dude, Brendan should turn that watching scary movies with Bryan into a bit. It'd probably be the funniest thing in his act lol
It’s funny because I have a friend that’s exactly like callen, thinks he’s the toughest guy around, touts how he “has hands lowkey” 😂
It’s giving Liam Neeson “I attacked any black guy I could find” vibes
Totally remember when he did that
Fuck. That one Scottish black guy got lucky that night.
He didn't say that.
He said he wanted to do it out of rage after one of his close ones was attacked by two black guys, but that he came back to his senses before he did something crazy.
I love when Rogan called him out for acting tough.
His attitude seems like people who have never actually been in a fight or seriously sparred. Usually if people get in a lot of fights they realize they are not the main character in an action movie. The people who actually think they would be able to kick everyone’s ass are people who have no reference except for TV and their imagination.
So what if it's a fifteen year old. An experienced fifteen year old is as dangerous as anyone else. Many times more dangerous. Youth and stupid is a dangerous combo
Agreed. 15 year olds think they have nothing to lose where a 25 or 30 year old will be smarter and think about jail time.
He’s obviously joking in the clip with D’elia, come on lol
how people do not get this is completely beyond me
The last clip says otherwise 😂
Outside of MadTV, this is the most ive ever heard him speak and even i knew it was just a dumb bit.
“It’s ruined the way you communicate with people” 😂😂
I think you're missing the joke there no way Bryan takes himself seriously 😂
wait a sec I thought Brian was "the fighter".. oh man this just gets better and better.
It’s an easy mistake. I assumed he was considered the “fighter” because he’s obviously not the kid of the two hosts. That is until you hear him speak.
@@Flipindabird23 exactly. Lol
4:15 imagine bragging about being weak enough to let your temper (i.e. emotions) control how many street fights (crimes) you commit.
I can’t be a coincidence that his name rhymes with Lyin Tellin.
Not a Rogan or Schaub fan, but I love their simultaneous reactions to him.
Rogan: “I’m not buying that even remotely”
Schaub: “I hate when he talks like this”
Hahahaha hilarious.
The fighter is part of his comedy persona / act
Brooo, why does nobody understand that callens best character is making an ass out of himself. He's been running this bit for YEARS. Y'all need to watch the podcasts.
“I’m not buying that, even remotely..”
😂nice one Joe!
Bryan Callen actually won the kumite the year before frank dukes
He tries waaayyyy to hard to be a tough guy . Even in that clip he goes “ that’s how crazy I was “ lmfao
Broooo Looks at Brian's hair line. Lmao
Fought middle schoolers 😂
The toughest man alive thinks he's Brian Callen.
00:45 you just said why Bryan is called “the kid”. That’s the ha ha joke. Bc he’s so much older. Jesus
If you ever want to know if someone is lying just listen for how many irrelevant details they drop in the story.
In Bryans case. He gave a description of his car when it has no bearing on the story. But he thinks telling you what color and make his car was will add legitimacy to the story despite it being entirely irrelevant.
Do people actually take Bryan seriously? I thought he was just joking 90% of the time. His normal conversation doesn't sound much different than his stand up.
Wasn’t this guy on MadTV or something why is he so familiar
First few seasons. Yes
Hes also the coach on the show The Goldbergs. And hes had other smaller parts in tv shows and movies
He's not even the toughest guy in his apartment complex
They have this argument with their legs crossed like ladies 🤣
He knows he’s not tough. He’s insecure about it which is why he tries to convince his friends that he is by always making up stories about his past.
Usually those experienced in violence are against it.
I grew up in a very high fight environment. From the age of 7 years old throughout my teens and into my 20's I fought waaay too much. The kids in my neighborhood would challenge one another, we would literally go up against each other daily sometimes. My older brother would never let me come home beat up...he would send me back out to defend myself. This taught me to stand up for myself throughput life.
With that said. When you grow up fighting you know what it feels like when there's that one kid who isn't from your neighborhood, who kinda integrates himself into your group, and tells crazy stories just to fit in or try and sound tuff. There's no way to check these facts and these liars know this. This dude is one of these guys.
He thinks some story about fighting off kids and later coming back with an axe handle makes him appear tuff. But the story is just waaay over the top...like he's trying too hard.
“I’ve got a gf you guys don’t know her tho she goes to another school”
You're just the same as he is
Yeah that sucks when people tell waaaay over the top stories, like they're trying too hard....luckily, those of us from Very High Fight Environments know how to literally go up against each other daily, and stand up for ourselves THROUGHPUT daily.....
Diesel patches ik it’s u buddy. Don’t be shy
This argument has "my dad is WAY stronger than your dad" vibes.
Ughhh I felt awkward just watching “Bry” get all upset and claim he’s been in a so many fights. Incredibly embarrassing. I’m a skinny dude myself…not scared to throw hands if I mist but I avoid it all costs and would never talk about it. Fighting for any purpose other than protecting yourself or someone else from harm is straight clown behavior which I guess fights a 50 year old who all’s himself the kid rather well