Brenden didn't get "excited" he just wanted to put the boomer in his place...and give him a little taste for kicks. Callen has been salivating over Brendan for some time now.
@@timslee0618As a woman who loves Brendan...( as I'm typing this I realize his initials are BS aka bull feces) I choose to believe that is a power move to intimidate Callen. I don't know you but I still love you Brendan..BS and all!
Brendan is the type of guy who closes the fridge with his hip, while biting into a block of chocolate, with his eyes rolling back, and mouthing "Oh my god"
Bryan continuously advancing his hand towards Brendan's face while repeatedly saying "Don't touch my hand, this is my air space," is the funniest/most childish thing I've seen yet.
Bryan kissing the dude on the cheek to try and get out of the wrist hold was classic. Then he just yelled SENSEI and tried to kick out till Brendan let him go!
What if that fan also was a 270 pound giant who knows some wrestling or lets say can handle himself. Bryan and Brendan are 100 to 120 pounds difference you know.
@@swansmeister I'm still giving the advantage to the heavyweight who fought for a living over a big guy off the street who has done some bjj/wrestled in high school.
@@DrWoc right...it was like this in my family. My brother is 10 years older than me but I'm 5 inches taller and 40 pounds heavier than my big brother 😂😂😂
stone cold stoner 420 my older brother is 5’10 but he has short guy syndrome so he has a good 50 pounds on muscle on me because you injects steroids into his gums, but I’m 6’2” , 6’3” on a good day so this reach keeps him at bay. Some call me the Jon Jones of the family, legends say I have not lost to this day.
It's usally like that cause of different dads. Your mom has a weak piece of shit then finds an alpha and has more vibrant off spring. I'm the weak shit only 5'10 my 2 brothers are both 6'3 different dad
@@MrCholoPants3415 nope, master callen is too timid. If he let go, he would rip schaub's head off his shoulders, then absolutely pound him into submission, or possibly just choke him the fk out. If Brendan doesn't get mad and aggressive and use any of his MMA skills, not touch bryan's neck.. all this is so conceivable. I'm not impressed with schaub if he doesn't try anything.
The more I watch Callen, the more I appreciate his humor. He really has such a unique sense of humor. Almost every sentence he says is his own unique comedic twist. He’s just so subtle with it.
Yeah, he's so hard to recommend to people. His comedy is especially esoteric. Most can't even see past the fact that what he does is indeed a character. The "Bryan is a fake tough guy" is such a cursory critisism. Sure, he is in fact into macho stuff. But he's most certainly making fun of it, and he is most certainly making fun of himself. Once you can get past it, he's actually uniquely funny.
My fear would be pulling-off a freak, one-in-a-million shot move on Schaub; then him getting pissed-off and paralyzing me in a one second fit of rage. XD
Legit have had this happen. I tapped out a brown belt once in a freak occurrence, and it was enough for him to take me seriously. Paid for it ever since lol.
@@mikebuvoltzbushcraftandmar6384 I knocked down this Croatian dude in my Kickboxing class. Which isn't anything to brag about because we were not supposed to be trying to do that, and he's hated me ever since.
@@AXharoth many years ago there was a video floating around called "Mr Hands". If you can find it, you will know exactly what Brendan is talking about.
@@buckrogers4820 Except it would be like "Nah, I dont really talk about fighting anymore. I'm out of that life." *Proceeds to have multiple podcasts, one where hes referred to as "The Fighter" *Proceeds to manhandle an elderly manboy to show his "skills" *Proceeds to have stupid hair *"100 percent"
It's like watching a big brother little brother wrestling. You can tell Brendan was scared he was going to hurt him accidently but still had to make a point LMAO!
@@nedstarks4142 well per the definition of professional he can't. unless his licence is still active which i have no idea whether or not it is, nor do i have any clue how to find out.
He’s not a mean person, that’s why he couldn’t win in the top five of the ufc bc he just naturally is a loving person. In order to be a championship level fighter you gotta have a kill or be killed mindset, if you go in there with the mindset of this is a football or basketball game and you just gotta score more points than your opponent, your gonna get caught on Queer Street. I personally have never fought a single amateur or pro fight, despite 14 years of MMA training, bc I’m not a mean person, and Ik I could never be a champion, so why take the brain damage? The average UFC fighter makes $140k a year, I make $102k a year to sit on my ass and drive a semi, and I bet my benefits are probably a lot better than the UFC or any other fight promotion. My 401k is matched, my car, health, life, dental and vision insurances cost 30$ a month combined and my copays for medicine are typically 1-3$ and my copays for mine and my families routine Dr/Dentist visits are ab 15-20$, and the most I ever paid for a surgery were my wife’s two c-sections which were $2200 a piece, a c-section to someone with no insurance would cost $23,000-71,000 depending on the state you live in, and most ppl in my line of work pay $4000-7000 copays on their wives c-sections/childbirth. Outside of free government insurance there is no better benefits than what I have. Hypothetically if something were to happen to me at work this week , my wife and 2 kids would receive ab $906,000 between my life insurance from work ($500k), the one I purchased on myself ($125k) and the ($281k) I have so far in my 401k, as well as a paid off 4 bed 3.5 bath house due to mortgage protection insurance, and 3 nice cars less than 5 years old bought from 2019-2021. I bet there is only 15-20 fighters in the UFC’s history that can say they’ve made enough money to leave more to their families than me.
Say what u will but Calllen’s in pretty good shape for a 70 year old gay owl.
"Owl" 😂🤣😂🤣 Old White Lady
Old School Muscle good zinger haha
@@davidanderson7643 I lost my shit thinking about an actual owl don't ruin it for me
I was the 420th like on this.
Deez Nutz yuh
Bryan embodies the spirit of everyone's little brother in history.
no its the older brother who used to kick your arse and then forgot that puberty happens
My little brother has been acting this way since he was 5. Three decades later, I still have to submit his ass at every family get together.
Jubal Durden fuck yea😂
@@jubaldurden4638 same with a cousin
Exactly :(
This was a tie. But if this was a street fight? Different story. Everyone in the studio is very lucky that Bryan did not use his Kung Fu. (Khon入 Fu平).
Colloquially "GungFu"
Kuun fo
Yeah Brendan is a comic now but he’s still a killer.
Callen might want to remember that.
U think Bryan didn’t let him win u guys are crazy 😜
Gowng Fu
Just imagine if Bryan had more room.
lmao
And a mat!
Kevin Reilly and had time to sprawl
Raul Diaz and 20 more years of preparation
Kevin Reilly you mean 20 years younger lol
I can't remember the last time i laughed this much. I almost felt bad for that old woman.
LITERALLY made me howl..thank u for commenting that.
Same here 😂
LMFAO! this got me dude
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too!!!
The kissing actually backfired, Brendan got more excited after that.
Callan's been dying for a reason to kiss Brenden.
@@edsida oh shit man at first I thought this said jiu jitzu cells and I laughed my ass off.
Brenden didn't get "excited" he just wanted to put the boomer in his place...and give him a little taste for kicks. Callen has been salivating over Brendan for some time now.
well at 1:37 Brendan did say he is going to f*** him in the a$$ so not surprised at all
@@timslee0618As a woman who loves Brendan...( as I'm typing this I realize his initials are BS aka bull feces) I choose to believe that is a power move to intimidate Callen. I don't know you but I still love you Brendan..BS and all!
Brian and Brendan fight at a football field
Brian: there’s not enough room
"I didn't have time to sprawl!" Bryan Callen - 1946-2020
didnt know he is so young
he's born 1967
@@dandini0698 *1947
@@sarcofaygo6218 is this an inside joke im not getting? Because both his wiki and imdb page says 1967
@@dandini0698 1947
Brendan is the type of guy who closes the fridge with his hip, while biting into a block of chocolate, with his eyes rolling back, and mouthing "Oh my god"
deadass LMAO
Hahahahahhahah
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
Hahahahahaha
Could you imagine if someone hurt callen in front of schaub ... He'd probably kill him dude 😂😂😂
“You’ve been hanging out with actors too much” 😂
Ima start dropping that line on EVERYBODY.
“What does that mean” lmao
All I can picture is Rogan sitting back stoned watching this and dying laughing
Rogan would twist both of then up at the same time 😂
When he squeezed his hand and he yelled sensei I died
Legit cried laughing
This is like step brothers in real life 😂😂😂
"that was 70 percent"
"I HAVE FINGER MARKS!"
"That was 70 percent dude"
You don't wanna see me go to nine
@@joeyaxe6066 DON'T TOUCH IT
“You don’t wanna go ...👀 hundo”
we go hundo im shattering that thing like a fuckin popsicle
Brendan is lucky Bryan only went 7%. If Bryan went 70%, Brendan would be dead.
Bryan continuously advancing his hand towards Brendan's face while repeatedly saying "Don't touch my hand, this is my air space," is the funniest/most childish thing I've seen yet.
We need a t shirt of Bryan yelling "Sensei". That shits so funny
I would buy one with: Careful now!! Careful NOOW!! 🤣🤣🤣
Haha with his face on it, id wear that
*FOR YOU SENSAI*
Bryan kissing the dude on the cheek to try and get out of the wrist hold was classic. Then he just yelled SENSEI and tried to kick out till Brendan let him go!
My shit is when he breaks out the 8672 Wilshire boulevard, if I'm spelling that right
This is exactly what a fan who trains would look like against a ufc heavy weight
What if that fan also was a 270 pound giant who knows some wrestling or lets say can handle himself. Bryan and Brendan are 100 to 120 pounds difference you know.
Have you not seen the vids on here of fighters against the " I could take him" type of guys ? They're hilarious
@@swansmeister The UFC heavyweight still wins
@@planbskaterchu you know what they say, everything can happen in a fight, especialy when talking heavyweights. One could be enough so.....
@@swansmeister I'm still giving the advantage to the heavyweight who fought for a living over a big guy off the street who has done some bjj/wrestled in high school.
Who thinks they should end every episode like this?
start it like that :p
So entertaining, it's like watching my sons wrassle
“I’m only protective over my neck, other than that I’m good” 🤣🤣
Callen telling a dude who dropped cro cop that he doesn’t wanna throw hands is hilarious
Himer Samps He was a straight killer dude which is why putting him on the mat even out of his prime is still impressive
@Himer Samps savage
Brennan always acts so weird n slightly gay that sometimes even I forget he dropped a legend lol 😂
@MSS cant spell nothing without thing
We all shit on Schaub so much, but then I remember he knocked out Cro Cop and I remember the huge disparity between my ability and his
Bryan is like the smaller older brother that gets picked on by the little brother
The one who didn’t get the growth spurt.
@@DrWoc right...it was like this in my family. My brother is 10 years older than me but I'm 5 inches taller and 40 pounds heavier than my big brother 😂😂😂
stone cold stoner 420 my older brother is 5’10 but he has short guy syndrome so he has a good 50 pounds on muscle on me because you injects steroids into his gums, but I’m 6’2” , 6’3” on a good day so this reach keeps him at bay. Some call me the Jon Jones of the family, legends say I have not lost to this day.
@@DrWoc 😂🤣😂
It's usally like that cause of different dads. Your mom has a weak piece of shit then finds an alpha and has more vibrant off spring. I'm the weak shit only 5'10 my 2 brothers are both 6'3 different dad
This isn’t even the weirdest porno I’ve seen
colin Kiernan not my proudest fap
Challenging wank.
I loved this comment
Underrated comment. 👍🏾
Bryan's jiu jitsu gym is going to tell him to stop advertising for them because he's embarassing them. Brendan is so quick
I love how Bryan started all of it and says this doesn’t need to get escalated lol! 🤣🤣
9:22 Brendan jus gave us the look “ of this is what I gotta deal with “😂😂
They need to have a duel every podcast from now on. This is hilarious.
Wrestle over who gets to talk over the other one more
Bryan needs to whistle more and he definitely would have gotten brendan
😂😂😂
Agreed
More Whistle, Kisses, and screaming BANG BANG BANG BOOM POW POW
@Jduck87 LMAO
No one is talking about Brendan’s body awareness to not once touch that camera
Riley State uhhh he no awareness of anything in any facet
Yes he is so nimble
@@MrCholoPants3415 I agree. Wouldn't fuck with that dude in a million years.
@@MrCholoPants3415 nope, master callen is too timid. If he let go, he would rip schaub's head off his shoulders, then absolutely pound him into submission, or possibly just choke him the fk out. If Brendan doesn't get mad and aggressive and use any of his MMA skills, not touch bryan's neck.. all this is so conceivable. I'm not impressed with schaub if he doesn't try anything.
Russell Scott idk bro
The more I watch Callen, the more I appreciate his humor. He really has such a unique sense of humor. Almost every sentence he says is his own unique comedic twist. He’s just so subtle with it.
Yeah, he's so hard to recommend to people. His comedy is especially esoteric. Most can't even see past the fact that what he does is indeed a character. The "Bryan is a fake tough guy" is such a cursory critisism. Sure, he is in fact into macho stuff. But he's most certainly making fun of it, and he is most certainly making fun of himself. Once you can get past it, he's actually uniquely funny.
When you see a guy who's 6'4" and athletic tussle with an average dude it's eye opening.
This clip right here has made me a fan. I laughed so hard.
Agreed.
Pause at 2:52 and ask yourself where else would you see two podcast hosts in this position?
"Daddy ever show you one of thesseee?”😂😂😂😂- Big brown
When Bryan screams: "SENSEI!" 😂
“You ever heard of mr. hands?” Lmaoooo good one B.
When Brendan stood up Bryan legit looked like a jockey scared of the Stalin standing over him.
Nothing fun abour Gulag brother, I would be scared to
My fear would be pulling-off a freak, one-in-a-million shot move on Schaub; then him getting pissed-off and paralyzing me in a one second fit of rage. XD
Legit have had this happen. I tapped out a brown belt once in a freak occurrence, and it was enough for him to take me seriously. Paid for it ever since lol.
@@mikebuvoltzbushcraftandmar6384
I knocked down this Croatian dude in my Kickboxing class. Which isn't anything to brag about because we were not supposed to be trying to do that, and he's hated me ever since.
someone is going to lose an eye
i lived with a pro... it happens 🤣
Lmao hes a teddy bear
Bryan bring me so much joy when's he's in this mood lol
Callen talks big then schaub stands up and he practically soils himself 😂
This is by far the funniest moment I've seen on this podcast ;)
The friendship is amazing honestly I love how close they are and I hope we'll always have the FATK
Yea this comment didn’t age well lol
This is one of the best and most funny friendships I have ever seen love these guys
You’re going to ruin Bryan’s acting career. He won’t be able to hold up his oscar next year if you break his arm.
Bryan winning an Oscar reminds me of the dude of entourage the main guys brother finally winning something haha... It's been a while I can't remember
Didn't he already win 2 for his supporting roles in Scary Movie 4 and Hangover?
This is a deepfake bro, Bryan threw himself into the Polar Bear exhibit years ago for not getting an oscar.
Brandon B lmao
Best feature actor in the Joker
Bryan should have unleashed some of that....BOXING HE’S BEEN DOING
I see what you did there haha
That fucking BOXING
"taaap....tap!" "I don't even feel it!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I miss them having fun like this. They need to bring some of this back somehow. Love tfatk!
Brendan: "I'm gunna Mr. Hands ya."
Bryan: "Don't threaten me with a good time!"
i think its mr hans
@@AXharoth many years ago there was a video floating around called "Mr Hands". If you can find it, you will know exactly what Brendan is talking about.
GongsunXin oh, you don’t know. You might want to keep it that way.
@@dvmn1 i know whats it about and ye i dont want to know more
Brendan doing his best Conor impression beating up an old guy lol
You’re not funny at all
THE BAD GUY don’t play cowboy like that lol 😂
Conor living in your head rent freeeee
He's talking about the old Irish dude in a bar that shoulder rolled Connor's left like 💰 Mayweather 😂
Ppl laughing at their own hatred for another man. You're so jealous of McGregor and it's so obvious. U got some female traits boy!
“It was a draw” Brian
You guys should fight before every episode.
"Well...there goes my wrist!" 🤣🤣
I lost it when Callen slapped Brendan in the face lmao
“WELL! THERE GOES MY WRIST”
😂😂
This is ELDERLY ABUSE!! 😂😂😂😭
@Marten Dekker is it tho 👀😂
bryan so stupid he can end up with an injury for the rest of his life
5.30 the moment callen double checks his head is still attached to his neck, he is in so much pain 😂😂😂😂
He freaking kissed him 🤣🤣🤣 and then he slapped him lmfaoo I’m cracking up!!
Two of the funniest things
1. Bryans retreats when Brendan stands up showing his height
2. Brendan getting upset over his hair like a prom queen
Bryan Callen is more defenseless in a fight than a Bill Cosby victim.
2:42 : The LGBTQ submission
Lmfao
“Your daddy ever show you one of these” 😂🤣
Oh my gosh lol I was busting up watching Bren stand up! Hahaha
The ending small talk is hilarious with both of them out of breath 😂
"Well, there goes my wrist!" So funny
The longer this scuffle goes the more brendans hair turnd into russell crows
WELLL THERE GOES MY WRIST
... guys im.fuckin dying. This is me growing up with my best bro whose 6foot 8 350 lmao I love it
@Real homosexual hours nah white. Very irish
@Jduck87 hahahahaha good call! I meant 6 foot 8 inches. Yoo good catch , thank you
GhungFuu has nothing on thick crust
Seen this bout 17 times and have died laughing every time Brendan say "Your wig fell off"
Hahaha, the slow escalation in the beginning had me laughing my ass off
This should be the superbowl half time show.
My brother and I do this EVERY Thanksgiving in my mother’s living room. We’re 46 and 50.
Johnathan Utahzio lol legends
Same here we're 39 and 35
My brothers ex girlfriend said my brother and I were the only 2 dudes she ever met that had to wrestle any time we got together lol
😂😂😂 Fantastic
Johnathan Utahzio doing the lords work.
I love how the second BS starts to stand up “woah! Now hold on!!!”😂
You don’t ever realize how big B is till he stands up got dayum 🤣
Bryan has so many funny lines ... but at 9:09 I was crying. 😂
“I DON’T LIKE THE WAY YOU F**KING PASS!!”
If Bryan only had enough room, then things would've been different...
It's really cute seeing Brendan play with his infant like this you know? Some dads just don't pay enough attention.
This is the best moment of any podcast ever made🤣
"I didnt have enough room to sprawl" 🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t laughed so much in a long ass time 😂
Bryan Callen is the man..he makes me laugh..he steals scenes in movies..hard not to love that guy.
The snaggletooth sweet tart tartin ass
Bryan was amazing on Joker!
Bryan was amazing in titanic.
When brendans hair puffs out his side profile looks like uncle rico from Napoleon dynamite
10:30
He IS Uncle Rico. Dude lives in the past
“How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains..?”
@@buckrogers4820 Except it would be like "Nah, I dont really talk about fighting anymore. I'm out of that life."
*Proceeds to have multiple podcasts, one where hes referred to as "The Fighter"
*Proceeds to manhandle an elderly manboy to show his "skills"
*Proceeds to have stupid hair
*"100 percent"
Buck Rogers 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Next up Eddie bravo vs Brian callen
eddies body is all fucked up hes having surgery aftr surgery
I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA DO THAT! LMFAO
"Tie. 👀 That's a tie. 😐"
Bryan is so underrated man. Always perfect delivery right in the moment.
the fact that bryan still wants to do this at 53 just shows that hes one of the best comics to me
Why????
i think you mean improv comedic actor
Proves that boys never grow up
it's like we're watching Step Brothers outtakes
Bryan looks like he’s in the 103 lb weight class.
He is
Atomweight
Paperweight?
Omg! I just ran across you guys. It has been a long time since I've laughed out loud for a vid on here in ages!
It's like watching a big brother little brother wrestling. You can tell Brendan was scared he was going to hurt him accidently but still had to make a point LMAO!
sometimes its easy to forget that schaub was at one point an actual proffesional fighter, this reminded me.
He's still a professional. He can still go to prison if he fought one of us lol.
@@nedstarks4142 wait, are you saying his licence is still active?
@@bronzieboy he can't be a professional even if he's not fighting anymore?
@@nedstarks4142 well per the definition of professional he can't. unless his licence is still active which i have no idea whether or not it is, nor do i have any clue how to find out.
@@RandomTH-cam123 im not gonna argue semantics with you
11:07 That was freakin fast. Pro move
Brendan's grip is so strong he flagpoles Brian's whole body lmao
"Welp....there gOES MY WRIST!!" LMFAO!!!
Callen is like everyone's grandad who still thinks he has got in him lmao
This needs Rogan and Steven A Smith doing the commentary.
WE SAW NOTHING FROM BRENDAN TONIGHT!
@@johnhenry267 ahahahahahahahah
Joe rogan is wrong on this one bro ive never done any mma in my entire life but your bro
It looked like Bryan just quit...
What did we see tonite.nothing from Brendan Schaub🤨.We expected more from 🤠 "oldie"BUT WE DIDNT SEE THAT.
"That's a tie!" 😆
This needs to become a series!
I swear at 8:35 it looked like a lion clamping down on its prey haha when he locked in the darce
I love when Callen pokes the bear. "Classic"
I'm crying with laughter right now😂😂😂😂
@Jeb go fuck yourself Jeb
Damn I couldn't stop laughing
Bryan “that’s a tie” Callen
Respect to Brendan he gently schooled him 🙌
He’s not a mean person, that’s why he couldn’t win in the top five of the ufc bc he just naturally is a loving person. In order to be a championship level fighter you gotta have a kill or be killed mindset, if you go in there with the mindset of this is a football or basketball game and you just gotta score more points than your opponent, your gonna get caught on Queer Street. I personally have never fought a single amateur or pro fight, despite 14 years of MMA training, bc I’m not a mean person, and Ik I could never be a champion, so why take the brain damage?
The average UFC fighter makes $140k a year, I make $102k a year to sit on my ass and drive a semi, and I bet my benefits are probably a lot better than the UFC or any other fight promotion. My 401k is matched, my car, health, life, dental and vision insurances cost 30$ a month combined and my copays for medicine are typically 1-3$ and my copays for mine and my families routine Dr/Dentist visits are ab 15-20$, and the most I ever paid for a surgery were my wife’s two c-sections which were $2200 a piece, a c-section to someone with no insurance would cost $23,000-71,000 depending on the state you live in, and most ppl in my line of work pay $4000-7000 copays on their wives c-sections/childbirth. Outside of free government insurance there is no better benefits than what I have. Hypothetically if something were to happen to me at work this week , my wife and 2 kids would receive ab $906,000 between my life insurance from work ($500k), the one I purchased on myself ($125k) and the ($281k) I have so far in my 401k, as well as a paid off 4 bed 3.5 bath house due to mortgage protection insurance, and 3 nice cars less than 5 years old bought from 2019-2021. I bet there is only 15-20 fighters in the UFC’s history that can say they’ve made enough money to leave more to their families than me.
" What is this?? That isn't a move! Do something!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣