The difference is quagmire is a manipulative jerk who takes advantage of women letting themselves get vulnerable for a moment, while Herbert is an actual monster who has probably sent hundreds of parents into depression for never seeing their little boys again.
@@AH34369 Oh no man, it’s mostly just an opinion thing, depends on whether you find child kidnapping and rape worse than rape of women over 18, which I do because one is scarring a much more innocent person.
Fun fact: Herbert was originally supposed to be designed to be a sweet old man but the voice actor said sus things so they changed his personality to match his vibe.
@@skylarwhiteyo1946Wikipedia says “In the creation process, Herbert was not originally a pedophile; Henry pitched the idea to the writers of the show, leading to the decision to make him one. As with most of the other characters he created, Henry voices Herbert. Henry based Herbert's voice and appearance on an elderly man he met when he worked in a grocery store when he was in high school. In an interview Henry described that man as a sweet person.”
Mike Henry - the voice actor - said Herbert was based on a nice old man he knew as a teenager. He’s entertain his friends by talking dirty in the old man’s voice
I have an elderly neighbor that is like Herbert but not as “nice”. He is a renter in a neighborhood close to an school and to the University, a place where mostly university students rent there. He plays mind games and has sadomasochistic tendencies. This kind of individuals are really scary.
@@clossemarin3201 I have a dark morbid sense of humor TBH pedos are repulsive but something about Herbert is endearing lol I love when he mumbles under his breath and says to Chris like get ur fat @$$ back here lil piggy
My favorite moment is the messages he left on the answering machine from when the Griffins had to go down South in the witness protection program. It's hilarious how the Griffins ignored how increasingly dark they got.
Bruh! I guarantee you THAT one probably went over the heads of 80% of the people who watched that episode or this clip! Oh...no pun intended on the use of the word 'head.' 🤣
Just marking the funniest Herbert moments. 0:18 Herbert's first meeting with Chris 1:12 Get your fat --- back here 3:19 How can this not a trap? 3:48 Where are you going kids? 5:54 Don't you mouth off to me or I'll slap you right in your... 6:47 Free labour 7:01 Herbert with a shotgun 7:11 Shake your Conga 8:03 Bath day. Oh, rats! 9:45 Garage Sale 11:54 Stewie the Paperboy 13:06 Are you a p--------?
I showed this to my co-employees in the kitchen, today. The part that got everyone laughing was Herbert saying, "This One's For Nathan M." The reason why that's funny to us is one of the employees' names is Nathan Melendez. LOL!
Probably not even him. Herbert seems to only like boys. Remember when he babysat for the Griffins? Meg: "No offense Mr Herbert, but I'm a 17 yr old girl and I don't need you here." Herbert: "Well ,no offense to *you* Meg,but you're a 17 yr old girl and I don't need *you* here!".
Just like how Herbert has 3 teeth but when he talks he magically have a full set of them
It could just be like the young teeth that never gotten pulled out. Ive seen adults who still have baby teeth
And they're in front of his full set too
@@rosestrife1498 what Herbert has is impossible in this world
yOu qUeTiOn tHe wAy oF HeRbErT ThE PeRvErT
That's cause it's a cartoon...and nobody cares...only about the humour...🙄..tossers
That whistle everytime when herbert says "S".
It's the last thing i need to master to imitate him almost perfectly
@@TheKisj It’s actually really simple, it’s a wistle sound you make with your teeth. Took me only an hour to master it
@@LudoWarrior01 wow okay
*proceeds to kill myself*
@@Tucq lol
I died laughing when he ran Chris from the house on fire to his house and nobody did anything
he earned it
4:50
Evan Richeson then the scene where they’re at carter’s house “that one seems less earned
Yes that was probably my favorite clip
Hebert was Gay!
Herbert’s life advice to Chris is actually really inspiring and I have no idea why
That's how pedophiles manipulate their victims.
😂😂😂😂what how
It’s just generic life advice, he was in the army before
@@xadxtyaarmy airforce
Essentially
I find it funny how he doesn’t hide that he’s a pervert, but no-one has turned him in.
He hides, he pretends to give popsicles.
He never stops to find tricks to lure and hide.
It’s probably because he’s so funny
Frozen NyQuil popsicle keeps the neighborhood kids population balanced 😂
Pdf
probably the only person in Family Guy that could compete with Quagmire for the biggest perv
The difference is quagmire is a manipulative jerk who takes advantage of women letting themselves get vulnerable for a moment, while Herbert is an actual monster who has probably sent hundreds of parents into depression for never seeing their little boys again.
@@Danel553 would you say he's worse than Quagmire? because Quagmire has roofied women before
@@AH34369 Oh no man, it’s mostly just an opinion thing, depends on whether you find child kidnapping and rape worse than rape of women over 18, which I do because one is scarring a much more innocent person.
Quagmire is deffinitely worse
@@Danel553 i mean they are also not real so who cares
“It’s time to give you a proper German funeral”
*Stuffs his body in the oven 💀
Without flame
@@benjaminlumsden
Well he turned on the gas🤷🏻♀️
You look like someone's doing u from behind
Ikr...lol
I never saw that part before until now
I like how Herbert can understand Stewie but his parents still can’t understand him
Peter understands him sometimes
He's spent time around children ;)
from season 2 or 3 and foward everyone understand him, cuz he is "3 years old" and would already know how to talk
lol to understand Stewie is normal natural than when they understand Brian
@@mysteriumxarxes3990 I think it's explained by Chris that everyone can understand him, but they mostly choose to ignore him.
Fun fact: Herbert was originally supposed to be designed to be a sweet old man but the voice actor said sus things so they changed his personality to match his vibe.
Source: I make it the f”:$2f1 up
@@skylarwhiteyo1946Wikipedia says
“In the creation process, Herbert was not originally a pedophile; Henry pitched the idea to the writers of the show, leading to the decision to make him one. As with most of the other characters he created, Henry voices Herbert. Henry based Herbert's voice and appearance on an elderly man he met when he worked in a grocery store when he was in high school. In an interview Henry described that man as a sweet person.”
2:26
Herbert's voice is creeply relaxing
He kinda sounds like Mickey Mouse
Don’t get too relaxed, or you’ll find yourself in Mr Herbert’s basement
He's got some popsicles in the cellar for you 😉
"Seems like I've run out of waiting time" aye yo🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
He should take up with the tiny 48 year old jockey, all the fun without the crime.
*seems like I’ve run out of waitin’ time.*
Ong moe wtf🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Everybody but Chris keep your pants on" 😂😂
Should I be the 100th like
me with my crush
Down bad 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sweet Jesus.
Mike Henry - the voice actor - said Herbert was based on a nice old man he knew as a teenager. He’s entertain his friends by talking dirty in the old man’s voice
The like to reply ratio on this comment Is Insane
I wish I had this voice sometimes, it's great
that’s creepy af
@@rockycuro7737 Give it about 50 years....you will!
That...doesn't like he was too nice. Sounds like he was being inappropriate around kids.
"Are you a giving tree or a receiving tree?" 😂😂😂
WtF 😂
Top or bottom
You'll get splinters either way
I was dying when he exploded and Chris said “Well he often said he wanted to explode all over me”
😂😂😂
"You've spent time watching children, right?"
"Uhh yes sir, yes I have."
🤣🤣🤣😟
No need to comment..we all seem it..🙄loser
@@jasonsampson1301 Really dude, just leave
@@jasonsampson1301 just leave okay! God, people like you aren't the fun around here
Herbert watched me and I turned out okay
@@The_real_Barack_Obama can you still sit?
"stay away from my brother's butt!"
Hell yeah stewie
Also Stewie in another episode when Herbert abducts Chris: "You know what? He's earned that."
@@erubin100yeah in that scene where the house is on fire and he comes in😂
That just turns Herbert on more because he likes a fighter
(9:57) Herbert is the only person, as far as I know, that has power over Carter.
Chris, don’t waste your time on the elderly- they’re dying.
He certainly did! Rest in peace to a true legend. We didn't see enough of Herbert in the show. :(
@@costco_pizza 😑😐😑😐🤨
@@costco_pizza What happend
@@Cblitz089 Sadly the voice actor who played Herbert passed away last year. :(
"Well he often said he wanted to explode all over me and he finally did" 🤣🤣🤣 gets me everytime
“It’s a rare African bird called non of your business.” Lol
Herbert saves Chris from fire and brings Chris to his house
Stewie “ you know what he’s earned that “
Lol 😂 😂😂😂
Stewie not stevie
@@megaman4015 mistype my bad
Hahah male rape funny... what if it was a woman
@@zejdland holy fuck it’s a cartoon lol 😂 are you really that bothered ?
@@zejdland you're taking it too literally, this is a cartoon. Get a sense of humor.
I have an elderly neighbor that is like Herbert but not as “nice”. He is a renter in a neighborhood close to an school and to the University, a place where mostly university students rent there. He plays mind games and has sadomasochistic tendencies. This kind of individuals are really scary.
Herbret isn't nice though
@@takemyhand1988 true 👍
Why don't you call the police?
@@alhoceima1809 Without a concrete danger in sight, there is no way. Would be a bit against the constitution.
How do you know? Enjoying the games?
No clue his name was John Herbert. I thought Herbert was the first name.
Same
I thought his name was George Herbert.
He looks like the guy from good burger
@@justsomeonehere884 yes
I did too
"Chris, don't waste your time on the elderly. They're dying" 🤣🤣🤣
3:48 the way Herbert runs 🤣
😂😂😂
Gotta go fast
This is what Joe Biden be like
3:49 the best moment in my opinion
7:40 is top 💀
Nope 13:17
5:22 cracks me up everytime
Nah, it’s definitely 6:23
And I just gave your 69th like
All these years and I didn’t even know his first name was John
It's probably because they said it in newer seasons
SAME 😂😂
Lies again? JH JJ
Herbert: " Why what's this?"
Peter: "wow neat trick!"
Herbert: " It wasn't a trick it was stuck to your neck." LMAO🤣
7:19 herbert sure capitalized on that situation 🤣
His voice is just perfect for his character
The Magic Flute in "a minor". Get it? It's amazing that they had the cajones to put this character in the show.
HA!!!!!!!
Family Guy has always pushed the envelope, that's why I love it
Mozart was pretty dirty minded himself
The what
@@clossemarin3201 I have a dark morbid sense of humor TBH pedos are repulsive but something about Herbert is endearing lol I love when he mumbles under his breath and says to Chris like get ur fat @$$ back here lil piggy
It's good to see that an Elderly like Herbert still have adventures in his golden years/ last years of his life.
Even if everything he's doing is illegal
He always keeps an eye out for the young boys in his community
' Herbert's pedophilic adventure '
Pedo living his best life
@@ghiaccio1452💀💀💀💀💀
1:47 that gives me chills up my spine
11:28 is so fucking underrated when u realize what Herbert thought it was
I’m german and when Herbert said “Dachau” ( 3:17 ) I needed to turn subtitles on to understand what he said lol
The fact he still saluted too XD
I love that “Yes sir, yes I have.” Just cause he’s so confident about that answer and the fact that he’s watched kids for a living.
Oh, he’s watched kids before, but not for a living. 😏
the weird thing is at 5:45 Herbert seems to be repulsed but at 10:50 he appears to be into it
That's called character development
He didn't take a Cialis at 10:50
@@thunderheads4103 what's a cialis
@@alaster1403 it's a special kind of pill that...ummm..
You know what, you'll find out when you're older.
@@Treeeee2008 lol I’m 16 and I don’t know what those pills are lmao
btw plz don’t tell me
The best compilation by far
I think no one would ever believe that I'm over 25 but I deliberately searched and enjoyed watching Herbert's scenes😂
Uhh.. So what?
@@HalalKaibaLegacy Adults don't watch cartoons where I live 😑
My favorite moment is the messages he left on the answering machine from when the Griffins had to go down South in the witness protection program. It's hilarious how the Griffins ignored how increasingly dark they got.
That whistle while he's talking always gets me😂
"Please God, just let me sniff his hat"
Sniiiifffffff*
"Now I want more"
Edit: that ball tangle scene with Stewie had me dying
I like the "proper German funeral"...and how even Stewie isn't gay enough to be interested in him.
6:30 "Now behave yourself and there'll be a *WITHERED CARROT* for you later !" 🤣
😢😵
Holy sh I just understood what he meant by that lmao
I regret learning english
Bruh! I guarantee you THAT one probably went over the heads of 80% of the people who watched that episode or this clip! Oh...no pun intended on the use of the word 'head.' 🤣
Ayo 🤨📸
11:03 Damn Herbert's Light Saber kills me.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
First time I watched Blue Harvest and that happened I lost it 😂😂😂😂
The high pitched laugh when he's wearing the Spider Man costume is nightmare fuel.
I like how the bed just keeps inching closer in the dark.
Herbert must be a Sunderland fan, definitely where Adam Johnson got his inspiration from
Lol.
“You really know how to waste a cialis don’t you” 😂
Herbert singing the ice cream truck song alone can attract a little kid, it’s kinda beautiful, the way it sounds.
He's like a mermaid attracting the sailor lol
Scott Joplin. The Sting.
@@patriciacaine8402 Exactly!
Y’all realize Herbert is technically a Disney character right?
How
@@patric3831 because Disney bought out Fox, plus giving them rights to shows like Family Guy and the Simpsons
@Imperalist I know but it’s still funny to me lol
Well he certainly fits Disney, with all the rest of the groomers 💀
@@g1keitorin765 daddy chill
“But Government wants to tell you how many children you can have”
“What noo” 😂😂😂
I've watched this show hundreds of times over and I get the dark humor but this compilation is overkill!!😳🤭
Just marking the funniest Herbert moments.
0:18 Herbert's first meeting with Chris
1:12 Get your fat --- back here
3:19 How can this not a trap?
3:48 Where are you going kids?
5:54 Don't you mouth off to me or I'll slap you right in your...
6:47 Free labour
7:01 Herbert with a shotgun
7:11 Shake your Conga
8:03 Bath day. Oh, rats!
9:45 Garage Sale
11:54 Stewie the Paperboy
13:06 Are you a p--------?
You forgot 1:06
You also forgot 11:16
What about 5:46?
He got so far away from Chris because he exploded his ass off with that fart just now
1:28 you meant
Every time he makes a “S” sound it sounds like he’s whistling
Now I can't unhear it
It's almost like that was the point of the character
@@LanaKir3767 wtf u deaf?
Wow, how’d you figure that out?
That Star Wars bit was gold hahaha 🤣. Best Herbert comp ever, shit is hilarious…”Mozart’s magic flute in A..minor” lmao
11:28 "IN A MINOR" I'M DEAD 💀💀💀💀
0:12 why is he doing that😭
herbert the pervert 👾
0:12 0:15 it Chris's laugh for me he's casually sway his hips unware of Herbert watching him he gave Herbert quite a show 😂🤣 😂😂
I showed this to my co-employees in the kitchen, today. The part that got everyone laughing was Herbert saying, "This One's For Nathan M." The reason why that's funny to us is one of the employees' names is Nathan Melendez. LOL!
Nice comment that nobody cares about
Lol
Fake
@susanstorm7910 Not fake. That's his real name
13:25 finally Chris understands herbert
My favorite Herbert moment and quote will forever be "that's not me I'm in your closet"
And right now Herbert is the sitting POTUS in the White House
I wanna hear a Herbert cover of sweet child o mine
Same...
There's one of "Strawberry Wine" , not the voice actor but a great impression.
@Alice Who i know 😔
@Alice Who
Oof.
At least he did Proud to Be an American 🤣🤣🤣
I think "now I want more" will always be my favorite bit, just a little moment that pretty much sums up the monster Herbert is.
Weather you watch or don't watch family guy, Herbert is a recognizable character
Whether*
But yeah, agreed!
My mom used to refer to any perv as Herbert the pervert, I never understood it till i started watching this show 😂
He makes quagmire look like a saint
You like to taste popsicles?
The one man who loved Netflix's cuties
Probably not even him. Herbert seems to only like boys. Remember when he babysat for the Griffins?
Meg: "No offense Mr Herbert, but I'm a 17 yr old girl and I don't need you here."
Herbert: "Well ,no offense to *you* Meg,but you're a 17 yr old girl and I don't need *you* here!".
@@thegeneralpopulace8513
Good point
He likes boys
Lost boys.....
Oh God no....
I agree with him on one thing.
“ your a seventeen year old girl. And I don’t need you here!”
"children run! it's that pervert!" Herbert's nickname is literally Herbert The Pervert, i don't think he has the right to say anything-
This is the joke
Nah.....LITERALLY his name is John Herbert.
Woah, it’s almost.. like that was the joke 🤯
@@retroguy9494 He said “NICKNAME”.
@@thedestroyer2alltrolls411 A little louder bruh...I can' hear you! 🤣
"Mozart's magic flute... in a minor" hahahaha
5:05 stewie be like: " uk what he earned that" killed me 😂😂😂😂
It took me quite some years to understand why Herbert fell like that at 0:16
Why?
@@thischannelisnowdeadsorry he got a hard on and it pressed against the window pushing the ladder down
@@TotalyAdSafe what do you mean?
@@TotalyAdSafe you’re confusing me, dude
@@guzinthings8183 Also, in case anyone didn't get it; the ladder scene was directly from Animal House.
3:52 He sure can go fast for an old guy.
But Elmo is still faster
@@revkingracing84 True.
He just needs motivation
Well he was on meth at the time
6:06 that made me laugh harder than expected XD
The whistle with every ‘S’ sound is hilarious.
Herbert's Giggle At 13:35 Was Adorable😂😂
2:58 that ain't a pervert move that's just a massage 😂
It could be both tbh
"he's earned it" rolling lmao
The ice cream truck 🤣🤣 "da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da daaa" 🤣🤣
Dammm! 5:48
Was worried, what might have followed up, when the lights turned off!
Good thing, Chris saved himself with the FART,!!! 💩💩💩💨
😂
I cracked up when he said “Get your fat ass back here” 🤣
10:04 me every time my mom gets a attitude
"no those are diffent lost boys" 😂
different*
@@thedestroyer2alltrolls411 an evil witch will suck your toes at exactly 2 am pacific time
The scene that makes me laugh is when Herbert says oh we've got a fighter
Mine is "Are you a 'Givin' Tree' or a 'Receivin' Tree' ?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Yes with Stewie
0:52 the vocals 🥺
1:28 Get your fata$$ back here is so iconic 😂😂
I love the scene where chris puts his lamp on and off and herbert just teleports his bed to chris's bed
"You really know how waste a cialis don't you!" 😂
"Oh, we've got a fighter" 😂😂😂
I want to see an episode where he's actually arrested, tried and sent to prison. You know what for.
Ah but he's never successfully caught a child. Well, Chris, but that was a "rescue".
That'd be such a nice episode to see.
He´s inofensive, these type of old bastard just humilhate themselves... they will pay in hell
That’s what someone who ate a lot of popsicles as a boy would say!
You’re so lame. Someone is afraid of dark humor.
3:48 this scene has to be the creepiest
Herbert is now one of my favorite characters
Uncle Herbert and his Nokia tune
This guy hilarious
@Hey bestieGo cry about it then this is just a cartoon🤡
Piss off freak! All the boys watching this video are mine!🥳🥳🤣
Agreed
“Are you a giving tree or a receiving tree ?”
💀💀💀💀
"I'm looking for a car that's tricked out to look like an ice cream truck." - Herbert
"Its a rare african bird called nanya business" Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
How can this not be a trap LMAO
I'm assuming I'm not the only one who was laughing and crying at the same time watching this
"Are u a giving tree or a receiving tree" this killed me
This was freaking amazing
“Well, he often said he wanted to explode all over me, he finally did.”
OMG 💀