Peter is a President

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  • @VelkanKiador
    @VelkanKiador ปีที่แล้ว +3334

    I am surprised Carter Pewterschmidt didn't try to use Petoria as a tax haven.

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Plot twist, that’s why it wasn’t on the map

    • @rahulprakash2607
      @rahulprakash2607 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Underrated comment

    • @AshK-u5p
      @AshK-u5p 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      That would mean accepting Peter did something right and that would be even worse

    • @renaatsenechal
      @renaatsenechal หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@AshK-u5p tax havens exist because they do tax people, but just less. The extra rich people makes it worth it. So Carter would have to move to his house (on paper) and pay taxes to Peter

    • @Huy-G-Le
      @Huy-G-Le หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@renaatsenechal that isn't how taxes haven work...

  • @kirisategoman3228
    @kirisategoman3228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2803

    “Four bedroom republic.” 😂 😂 that’s a good one.

    • @poovanna4284
      @poovanna4284 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      So what he could have invaded more land and joined relations with Russia if he was smart enough

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@poovanna4284Russia didn't care about Petoria.

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@LordTalaxAre we really arguing about this?

    • @eastonenroth2366
      @eastonenroth2366 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@PANZERFAUST90 yes

    • @elchicogore9517
      @elchicogore9517 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@poovanna4284 I think countries like Iraq, Lybia and North Korea were more suitable, Russia wont want to risk a direct conflict with the United States due to the chances of WW3

  • @Ata.TeaGargler
    @Ata.TeaGargler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9545

    Funny thing, Pitoria is not even close to the most short-lived country in the world, Catalonia. 8 seconds.

    • @cobracorporal6738
      @cobracorporal6738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +835

      It's *Petoria*

    • @thedivineswordpoet4401
      @thedivineswordpoet4401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

      @@cobracorporal6738 its deez nutz

    • @Ata.TeaGargler
      @Ata.TeaGargler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@cobracorporal6738 Oh, as in Peter. Soz, the "e" sounded like "ie" in the video instead of "ee"

    • @MrPolllopart
      @MrPolllopart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Not really, as it was suspended.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@Ata.TeaGargler - He was gonna call it Peter Land, but that bar down by the airport already took it.

  • @Duval-In-The-Wall
    @Duval-In-The-Wall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    “You mean this cheap pen we have millions of back at the office? No”
    😂

  • @jimtru8048
    @jimtru8048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    The best thing about this episode is how everyone treats Petoria as an actual threat. It's like if I were to nuke a dog for shitting on my lawn.

    • @Angry_Peanut_52
      @Angry_Peanut_52 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Have you seen Stewies' weapon closet, he has enough firepower to challenge all of them

    • @qman2061
      @qman2061 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wait
      So it's not normal to nuke a dog?

    • @berkobeats5572
      @berkobeats5572 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Angry_Peanut_52he has enough firepower to overpower all of them**

    • @alwillk
      @alwillk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kind of like Grenada in real life.

    • @elchicogore9517
      @elchicogore9517 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, that was basically an attempt to invade US soil, something like this '''''can''''' be possible, yet to make the difference your nation will need to defend itself militarily, against the entire NATO basically.

  • @MaxPlayne87
    @MaxPlayne87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8256

    It’s shocking how close to reality this is. If you were to proclaim your home to be an independent country the only thing between you and your objective is whether you’d be able to defend it militarily.

    • @jomerci2113
      @jomerci2113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      what? i can‘t even tell if you’re serious or not

    • @MaxPlayne87
      @MaxPlayne87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

      @@jomerci2113 Very serious. There is no international authority that grants "independence" to countries, and the act of recognition by other countries is just a diplomatic formality, a statement by said countries that they are willing to engage in cordial relations with such entity. Many countries that factually exist today aren't recognized by a platitude if not the majority of other countries, but that doesn't stop them from operating independently. At the end of the day, the only thing separating any territory no matter how small from independence is whether they are able to hold it against anyone else who may beg to differ.

    • @sirembrum49thegreatmoth2
      @sirembrum49thegreatmoth2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MaxPlayne87 sounds like animals in the wild.

    • @MaxPlayne87
      @MaxPlayne87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@sirembrum49thegreatmoth2 That's exactly the international community. Have you watched the news lately?

    • @sirembrum49thegreatmoth2
      @sirembrum49thegreatmoth2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@MaxPlayne87 yes I do.

  • @sheditz4962
    @sheditz4962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9357

    "Him and what army?" "The US Army" God I love that.

  • @tfahad2051
    @tfahad2051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11116

    If Peter was smart, he'd sell that land to Russia and watch the fun

    • @alleymarie4420
      @alleymarie4420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

      If Peter was smart the show wouldn't be funny

    • @rcnut5112
      @rcnut5112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      @@alleymarie4420 right on.

    • @anthonymutale6613
      @anthonymutale6613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      😂😂😂😂

    • @KittyStarlight
      @KittyStarlight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      If Peter were temporarily smart for about one day then the show could still be funny.
      Oh, wait, they've occasionally done that. Sort of.
      Except that he probably only pretended.

    • @Tomas-ei4hr
      @Tomas-ei4hr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Peter is American, how he can be smart 🤣

  • @jestersareawesome4332
    @jestersareawesome4332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1566

    The dictatorship party is legit hilarious and one of my favorite moments from the show.

    • @familyguyfan8899
      @familyguyfan8899 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Realistically, the US would stop them from getting to Petoria

    • @CommonSense1993
      @CommonSense1993 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@familyguyfan8899🤓☝️

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@familyguyfan8899 That's why they dropped in from orbit

    • @MediaArchive2-z9f
      @MediaArchive2-z9f 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Many of them are luckily dead in reallife now.
      Saddam Hussein
      Kong Jong Il
      Colonel Gaddafi

  • @salsa7880
    @salsa7880 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    bill clinton casually being nude always gets me lol

  • @rajjgaming5919
    @rajjgaming5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3831

    Its funny as stewie could've made peter the strongest leader ever.

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yeah and just vaporise them

    • @jakfrost7367
      @jakfrost7367 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      its all stewie s imagination

    • @umbrvalken
      @umbrvalken ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tactical use of time travel.

    • @lilyeezie2511
      @lilyeezie2511 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just how Jonathan made Kim Jong Un the strongest leader

    • @reenujose3965
      @reenujose3965 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jakfrost7367probably not knowing Chris can understand him. Plus he saved Meg

  • @darko-man8549
    @darko-man8549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6011

    Stewie should have just challenged the US army.....he has the power to

    • @jordannellos1087
      @jordannellos1087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Dark O-man If Peter actually knew about Stewie then he would’ve

    • @DjMakurimaru
      @DjMakurimaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Win any war with the US.
      Just offer to te ake 1 billion a year in political bribes.
      Then Offer the Russians to betray the US for a bunch of free weapons. Then offer a common enemy of both in the middle east weapons for opium. Make a deal that causes full economical reliance on your nation for cheap opiates for all leader UN nations private te e pharmaceuticals corps. Whenever they act up raise the price and bribe the nations bordering them to cause distractions (border issues) with the extra money. Meanwhile spend your money on your people's happiness so that no negative news can possibly stem from internal disputes or problems. The US will hate you, but the world will respect you.

    • @nanomachines9872
      @nanomachines9872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@DjMakurimaru I wonder how you know that
      Hmmmmmm

    • @itsap605
      @itsap605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ye that would be cool but 1st Stewie isn’t really bothered about world domination anymore 2nd peter and Lois can’t find out

    • @amandasmith3606
      @amandasmith3606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They cut off water and electricity at the griffin house

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott ปีที่แล้ว +392

    "Operation: Desert Clam"
    Underrated joke 😂

    • @zichenghan7585
      @zichenghan7585 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t get it

    • @milosdukic2186
      @milosdukic2186 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@zichenghan7585according to operation ,,desert storm,,

    • @Aixx23
      @Aixx23 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ​@@zichenghan7585referenced to a real life operation called "desert storm" it's a operation is middle east

    • @indigofenrir7236
      @indigofenrir7236 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@zichenghan7585Quahog (their city) is a type of clam. It's a reference to Desert Storm.

  • @Swissswoosher
    @Swissswoosher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4052

    Love how Joe has a pool he can’t use.

    • @vipervidsgamingplus5723
      @vipervidsgamingplus5723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Bonnie could, so could his son. I suppose though that's not really all that much of a reason though.

    • @Caesar88888
      @Caesar88888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      he can and he does use it. there even was an episode when joe almoust drowned

    • @sug3863
      @sug3863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wasn’t that a hot tub though

    • @chrisfox9362
      @chrisfox9362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The neighbourhood uses it when they do BBQ

    • @MilesCraft1
      @MilesCraft1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Handicapped people can still swim. Idk much about that, but I know Franklin Delano Roosevelt had a pool installed at the White House so he could float around to take some pressure off his polio affected legs.

  • @attibot2727
    @attibot2727 ปีที่แล้ว +1352

    Can't even swim in Joehio 💀

    • @bemenezes04
      @bemenezes04 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      bro said joehio💀💀

    • @tylerbuck9347
      @tylerbuck9347 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@bemenezes04 the vid said joehio

    • @attibot2727
      @attibot2727 ปีที่แล้ว

      @gamingpotato DOWN IN JOEHIO. SWAG LIKE JOEHIO!

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can't swim in joehio because there are toxic fumes.

    • @D_LGND
      @D_LGND ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Down in Joehio

  • @ples6703
    @ples6703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    I wish they still made episodes like this, these are hilarious 😂

  • @molkwi9077
    @molkwi9077 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    1:50 Paragraph 7, third sentence, word 8 is actually ''the''. This is the kind of attention to detail that I love in shows

    • @CesarACastillo
      @CesarACastillo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      I literally looked this up just to see and it really is lmfao

  • @Bruh-bk6yo
    @Bruh-bk6yo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    "I think Mrs. Griffin's hot"
    "Go to your room."
    THE ALABAMA.

  • @KriegeroftheLake
    @KriegeroftheLake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1964

    Stewie literally could’ve built new machines and weapons and fought off the us army. Stewie would’ve been a great asset to Petoria.

    • @YokaiX
      @YokaiX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Easily could've been the Secretatry of National Defense of Petoria, Head Scientist of Petorian Weapons Research & Development, and Supreme Commander General of the Petorian Armed Forces/Army.

    • @KriegeroftheLake
      @KriegeroftheLake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@YokaiX If only the average citizens of petoria could understand him

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KriegeroftheLake they can now

    • @KriegeroftheLake
      @KriegeroftheLake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Makarosc Lois and Peter can understand him? Since when?

    • @duncanoid4336
      @duncanoid4336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He wouldn't have interest in aiding Peter in any dumb shit he comes up with

  • @goldmamba49
    @goldmamba49 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "The tiny 4 bedroom republic" kills me every time

  • @skxlter5747
    @skxlter5747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4215

    "Can the family understand the baby or is it just me?"
    A question that's been on everyone's mind n hasn't been answered yet for over 2 decades now lmao

    • @guyincognito9484
      @guyincognito9484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@itsjustep6033 Peter and Chris can understand him...

    • @slevinfatsha3696
      @slevinfatsha3696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Chris can understand him

    • @Dianimations_
      @Dianimations_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      only his parents can't understand him, and some adults as well

    • @spaceman30055
      @spaceman30055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Chris brian and sometimes peter I remember the ending of one episode stewie was like “i thought you couldn’t understand me!”
      And peter said “i can sometimes”

    • @Dianimations_
      @Dianimations_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@spaceman30055 if you mean when Peter whipped Stewie then Peter didnt answer him, and this can play off as Stewie making baby sounds and Peter was just whipping everybody (his parents can understand him 'off camera')

  • @cordynasty
    @cordynasty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1852

    "Nothing says obey me like a bloody head on a fence post" What happened to this sewie? He's funny af

    • @iamwhotheysayiam5884
      @iamwhotheysayiam5884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Cdore they've made him far too gay in these later episodes

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      His old writers are gone, and so...the new Stewie is much weaker.

    • @datn1ggaa.698
      @datn1ggaa.698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@jayjay86443 you’re wrong it’s cause times change and the writers have to adapt and change the characters making them push a certain agenda for their own disclosed reasonings

    • @danatedawg1018
      @danatedawg1018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@datn1ggaa.698 they started the gay Stewie joke in season 2. Went full force with it being a running gag in season 4. By season 8 he was turning Haydee by the episode and now he’s just the stereotype

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stewie chilled out over time as he aged a little and gained some life experience

  • @Dmdm_dm
    @Dmdm_dm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Family Guy originally ran in the Clinton days, amazing

    • @Darkfire9189
      @Darkfire9189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Whats funny is a majority of those dictators are dead now.

    • @somerandomasshole4561
      @somerandomasshole4561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Sychrari Politically they sure are lmao

    • @soabsss
      @soabsss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Sychrari clinton wasnt a dictator

    • @LtLemonade
      @LtLemonade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Sohaib Hassan he was a democrat. Pretty much the same thing

    • @reddodeado301
      @reddodeado301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@LtLemonade
      "Hey look, the other side is the equivalent to Satan's shit because they don't think the same as me"
      The other side's extremists say the same thing about you guys.
      We really need a planetary reset.

  • @Marty_YouTuber
    @Marty_YouTuber หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    1:48 Oh yeah? Well, according to paragraph 7, sentence 3, word 8 of the Geneva Convention... "the". So, tough luck, Swanson

  • @absoluteterror9098
    @absoluteterror9098 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Hey if you see the dungeon master can you tell him his grandma was trying to work me over?" Lmfao

  • @nikmoist4558
    @nikmoist4558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    The Geneva convention one got me

  • @patrickbateman3366
    @patrickbateman3366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Bruh when Slobodan Milosević showed up 💀
    This show has no boundaries

    • @AmericansElite
      @AmericansElite ปีที่แล้ว +3

      New likeness for Peter

    • @nathanielraker2820
      @nathanielraker2820 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is he referring to when he says "it's made out of people?"

    • @WillEatForFood
      @WillEatForFood ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@nathanielraker2820 During the Yugoslav Wars, Milošević was responsible for the murder of hundreds of Kosovo Albanians and hundreds of non-Serbs in Croatia and Bosnia.

    • @lifeofabronovich7792
      @lifeofabronovich7792 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WillEatForFoodi read that this actually refers to a specific incident during the Yugoslav Wars. During the siege of Vukovar, Croatia in 1991, Serbian soldiers entered the city while chanting “Slobodan, Slobodan, give us some salad! For there will be meat, we’ll slaughter the Croats!”

    • @mikethemaniac1
      @mikethemaniac1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nathanielraker2820There's a movie from the 70's called "Soylent Green" based on a book titled "Make Room! Make Room!" by Henry Harrison. At the end of the movie, wounded and in a fit of apoplexy the main character reveals to the chief of police "you don't understand! Soylent Green is People!" It's a pretty good film for the 70's, and the final appearance of the guy who goes "Yeah, See?" in the old gangster flicks.

  • @Uzairop001
    @Uzairop001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Old Stewie was a STARIGHT bad ass 💀

  • @phoenixninjadragon9439
    @phoenixninjadragon9439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    If Peter really is smart and takes his roles very seriously he would’ve been a very successful politician.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lies again? Chris Republic Polytechnic

    • @zichenghan7585
      @zichenghan7585 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Put any other name other than Peter and it would also work, not a good analogy

    • @poovanna4284
      @poovanna4284 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He joined allies with Russia

  • @corpserepairservice501
    @corpserepairservice501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    For younger viewers: back when this was made, no politicians believed in secret space lasers.

    • @oldworldpatriot8920
      @oldworldpatriot8920 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Such a simpler innocent time

    • @Stephanie-mv9iy
      @Stephanie-mv9iy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Tbf, if there were Jewish Space lasers...
      I would defnitely be pro.

    • @Aemilius46
      @Aemilius46 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@oldworldpatriot8920 Certainly a simpler time, a bunch of serial killers running around...

    • @logoncal3001
      @logoncal3001 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Stephanie-mv9iy i mean the only known project similar to such thing actually came from not just a republican president, but THE republican president.
      The Star Wars Project and, by far the most bat shit insane idea i ever seen, KINETIC MISSILE RODS.

    • @alwillk
      @alwillk 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well, the John birchers might have.

  • @kameradkrieg8480
    @kameradkrieg8480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    World War 3:
    Albania vs Petoria

    • @NEARReiCtor8799
      @NEARReiCtor8799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      T H E R E M O V E R Serbia vs Pretoria vs Albania

    • @kameradkrieg8480
      @kameradkrieg8480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@levibelknap5994
      But
      Albania: Russia
      Petoria: MicroNations

    • @brainstorm9560
      @brainstorm9560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With Carbombia as the third superpower

    • @DimitrijeM84
      @DimitrijeM84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      T H E R E M O V E R Albania is not allied with Russia....Pretoria would more likely cooperate with Russia since they have good ties with Cuba, Iran, Yugoslavia (Serbia), Libya, North Korea, Iraq etc. Albania is a NATO member and ally to USA, the country Pretoria gets along with the least

    • @niku9999
      @niku9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peter would munch all of our burek in Albania and leave the whole country hungry and win the war. 😂

  • @coldsnotes3465
    @coldsnotes3465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Peter:Him and what army
    Chris:The us army
    Peter:oh that’s a good army
    😂😂

  • @miniaturejayhawk8702
    @miniaturejayhawk8702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Those telegraphs were the best part. 😂😂😂

  • @OK-yy6qz
    @OK-yy6qz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +343

    Leave it to the US to destroy a country with no homelessness,free education and no crime.
    PETORIA will rise again

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    The most unrealistic thing about this is that the CIA didn't immediately assassinate him

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Would've been a great first appearance of Stan before American Dad was even announced

    • @Kohth_0
      @Kohth_0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Since its not a socialist country it doesn't surprise me

    • @poovanna4284
      @poovanna4284 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He should have joined hands with Putin

    • @donttreadonme123
      @donttreadonme123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@poovanna4284wasn’t Boris yeltsin in charge back then?

  • @chaseclark8867
    @chaseclark8867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone brought me here

    • @mauiss
      @mauiss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      9:35-9:50 history class learning about CHAZ

  • @johnstjohn1987
    @johnstjohn1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "Nothing says Obey Me like a bloody head on a fence post."
    LMFAO 🤣

  • @patrickhuot001
    @patrickhuot001 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    6:20 Perfect. All the world’s worst dictators conveniently gathered in one spot. Only thing missing is a drone. 😂

    • @Turkish_Productions2007
      @Turkish_Productions2007 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They didn't have drones at the time.

    • @patrickhuot001
      @patrickhuot001 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Turkish_Productions2007 True. A couple guided bombs from a fighter jet or a rocket barrage from an Apache attack helicopter would do just fine.

    • @dougpowers2
      @dougpowers2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Turkish_Productions2007They did, but it's a cartoon

    • @xgamerbih
      @xgamerbih ปีที่แล้ว

      Anyone’s a dictator if the US doesn’t like them. It’s so easy to brainwash Americans

    • @muhammadhassankiyani8953
      @muhammadhassankiyani8953 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The USA's President and the UK's Prime Minister were missing. Add them and we're good to go.

  • @KeIsey.Forever
    @KeIsey.Forever 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Peter: "Oh yeah?! Him and what army?!"
    Chris: "The U.S. Army!"
    Peter: "Ooh! Yeah.. That's a good army!.."

  • @ThePainOfSilenc
    @ThePainOfSilenc 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Old Family Guy was so good. Jokes after jokes after jokes. None of them derailing the story, just packed in tight.

  • @3X3LR8
    @3X3LR8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Stewie has the tech to challenge the government

    • @zichenghan7585
      @zichenghan7585 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He doesn’t have the resources

    • @FreshPrincex4
      @FreshPrincex4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@zichenghan7585ironic, seeing he's the same baby who has access to a whole ass Laboratory lol

    • @donttreadonme123
      @donttreadonme123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@FreshPrincex4while his home was part of United States that is.

  • @petermorin6741
    @petermorin6741 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. Yay, God!"

  • @kevinxcv7536
    @kevinxcv7536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "As you may presently yourself fully be aware of, my grammar sucks." Can't stop laughing at that.

  • @soyamaramncwana5587
    @soyamaramncwana5587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Hilarious how the country is Petoria because 'Pretoria" is the capital of South Africa . Johannesburg is the neighbouring city (He called his new province "Johayo" after Joe) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kiefferg5193
    @kiefferg5193 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    0:12 Fun fact, anyone can make their own country if it's owned or not as long as you always follow the law of the country that borders you microscopic nation, so Peter made the worst decision ever

    • @babarazamsucks
      @babarazamsucks 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Rewatching this clip after randomly coming across it yet again and reading this and finding out just days after this was commented coincidentally.

  • @FelineTomfoolery69
    @FelineTomfoolery69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Adam West: How very inappropriate thank you 😂

  • @PierreHefner
    @PierreHefner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    8:14 idk why this one really got me.😂😂 But the difference between watching family guy when you’re 10 to when you’re 18 is insane.

    • @thatstufff5553
      @thatstufff5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YSK Pierre faxx this shit too funny 😂😂😂

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because it is real now!

  • @abduljah9355
    @abduljah9355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Mayor West is a surprisingly tough negotiator

    • @zichenghan7585
      @zichenghan7585 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No, Peter just doesn’t have any ground to stand on

  • @a320neorebranded3
    @a320neorebranded3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Tiny 4 bed room republic 😂😂😂

  • @teslawp
    @teslawp ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:10 "what is that thing you people do when you're about to assassinate an infidel" lmaooo

  • @micro7vista
    @micro7vista 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Awe that's a good Army...

  • @iamapotato.8525
    @iamapotato.8525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Petoria has literally the best fighting force in the world, Stewie fucking Griffin.

  • @Ashmcballwad
    @Ashmcballwad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Him and what army"
    "The U.S Army"
    💀💀

  • @THOMAS_VANN
    @THOMAS_VANN ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I like how Peter made his own country and people took it seriously

  • @YasssStitch
    @YasssStitch ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The little details are crazy. Slobodan loved Gadafi. The fact he says is Momar here is ridiculously accurate.

    • @oldworldpatriot8920
      @oldworldpatriot8920 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      One died in prison,one died at the hands of his people on the side of a road. Fitting ends

  • @mentalwarriorstruggle4830
    @mentalwarriorstruggle4830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    From the look of those sweater cows so can you 🤣

  • @Pokemaniak180
    @Pokemaniak180 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:20 My favourite "You and what army" line

  • @ashighlights2112
    @ashighlights2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    CHAZ in a nutshell 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @DemonSlayer-g7x
    @DemonSlayer-g7x 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Peter: Him and what army
    Chris: The US Army
    Me:😂😂😂

    • @gunmasterx1164
      @gunmasterx1164 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh thats a good army

  • @BangMaster96
    @BangMaster96 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    This is actually a really good episode to teach People how Nations, Invasions/Wars, Sanctions, Allies or Enemies of a Nation, Negotiations, Treaties, Politics, Mainstream Media, Debates between Political Pundits, Celebrity Activism/Advocacy, etc....work.
    In less than 10 minutes, Family Guy made an entire sketch of how the modern day Globalized World works.

    • @karlmchugh695
      @karlmchugh695 หลายเดือนก่อน

      go too your room.That is all

  • @omarhaq9635
    @omarhaq9635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I wonder how Peter felt after the Fall of Mummer Gaddafi.

    • @pandaduos871
      @pandaduos871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And the overthrowing of Saddam Hussein

    • @Eke1335
      @Eke1335 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And milosevic trial

    • @robertisham5279
      @robertisham5279 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Probably didn't care.

  • @littlefairygirl161
    @littlefairygirl161 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “What the deuce?” lmaoo I miss the old stewie

  • @Joeymast99
    @Joeymast99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Oh that’s a good army” took me out

  • @brookbank51
    @brookbank51 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “As you may presently yourself fully be aware of”😂😂😂

  • @xshobux
    @xshobux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "Well wait a second, if everybody respects you how come you're still eating here by yourself?"
    "I don't shower."
    "Ohhhh that's what that is..."
    Probably my favorite exchange in the whole show lmao

  • @IzludeTingel
    @IzludeTingel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Only Brian understands the baby. It's a throwback to Larry and Steve. He also only plays with toys and his time travel and world travel stuff is actually his make believe world like Bobby's World. That is the official answer.

    • @attilaseyfullah8522
      @attilaseyfullah8522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mind blown, so all that time travel is BS?

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The modern episodes disprove that. There was an episode where Brian, Stewie and Mort travel back in time to World War II and then there was the episode where Peter, Chris, Stewie and Brian swap bodies before all of Quahog is affected.

    • @zedbags
      @zedbags 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AluminumFusion22 so.. why exactly did they bring a jew to Nazi Germany again?

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zedbagsIt was accidental. Mort mistook Stewie's time machine as a Port-o-Potty and got sent back in time.

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, they all understand him. They choose to ignore him

  • @elnombredelarosa3167
    @elnombredelarosa3167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    8:48 West was surprsingly serious in that negotiation

    • @CellarDoorx06
      @CellarDoorx06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He didn't start getting really wacky until like S3 or so. The first couple He was just an asshole, lol. I liked Him more like this actually.

    • @elnombredelarosa3167
      @elnombredelarosa3167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Infinity wasn’t he investigating why water went down the drain? That sounds pretty wacky

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CellarDoorx06 why are you capitalizing every mention of him, he isnt god

    • @jonraybon8582
      @jonraybon8582 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Basically the German surrender in 1945

  • @RRECOS
    @RRECOS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The the headlamp bit was genius

  • @lelouchvibritannia7809
    @lelouchvibritannia7809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I love how a micro nation can warm up both sides of the US President’s pillow and North Korea and a bunch of other irrelevant countries without fail will always support and love them

    • @8numb160
      @8numb160 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sad iraq, iran, yugoslavia, cuba, central african republic, and libya noises

  • @supratimdutta6351
    @supratimdutta6351 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Meg straight forward calling peter idiot🤣🤣

  • @ARCTrooperStudios8108
    @ARCTrooperStudios8108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Chris: Dad. I tried to go to school but this guy won’t let me
    Peter: Oh yeah? Him in what army?
    Chris: The US Army
    LMMMMMAO

    • @123RADIOactive
      @123RADIOactive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *oh that’s a good army* 🤭

    • @ARC--ij5oz
      @ARC--ij5oz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Fives was never a captain*

    • @ARCTrooperStudios8108
      @ARCTrooperStudios8108 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unfunny Meme #248593872 Okay it’s just a TH-cam username.

    • @ARC--ij5oz
      @ARC--ij5oz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Captain Fives inaccurate

    • @seb3522
      @seb3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAAAHAAA XDDDDD FUNNYYY

  • @CaesarSuriano
    @CaesarSuriano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:16 didn't know that Carter was a cop in his spare time 😅

  • @FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC
    @FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    the unexpected skip of the ''can't touch me'' song gave me whiplash.

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “And now sports.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NatesGamez
    @NatesGamez ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That music for the news opening at 2:35 with the soldiers and all really gives off those Gulf War (1991) and Operation Iraqi Freedom (2003) NBC news vibes. I wasn’t alive then, but that music and tempo with the news voices seems like it is a 1:1 representation of how it was, almost makes your brain wait for David Bloom to be reporting. Kinda gives me odd nostalgia vibes. Very well done. And I just realized she said, “Operation Desert Clam” even though it’s a military action in New England 😂

  • @AceofSpades1727
    @AceofSpades1727 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Oh thats a good army”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @gabrielsanandres537
    @gabrielsanandres537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "Peter stop staring at my chest!"
    That moment when you regret being that exact height. I know Brian was probably doing it on purpose but still

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She's his wife, he's allowed to stare

    • @ichigoisthegoat
      @ichigoisthegoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SamuelBlack84 unless she dont want him to

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ichigoisthegoat Why wouldn't she?

    • @ichigoisthegoat
      @ichigoisthegoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SamuelBlack84 cuz it can be uncomfortable

    • @braziliantsar
      @braziliantsar ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ichigoisthegoat They are literally married, I suppose she had time to think if she doesn't want her own husband staring at her chest.

  • @GALuigi
    @GALuigi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "I call it, Joe-hio" 😂

  • @FernandoMartinez-su4hz
    @FernandoMartinez-su4hz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Will you call me Big Rudy when you do it? 🤣

  • @internetuser2291
    @internetuser2291 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lois had some good dialogues in this episodes..i like how affectionate she is to peter after everything ...

  • @littlegreenbag634
    @littlegreenbag634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I think Mrs Griffin is hot!! looool

    • @swaggmulah6104
      @swaggmulah6104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Eeeewwww Chris she's your mother!

    • @youtubeshadowbannedme
      @youtubeshadowbannedme 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But his name is littlegreenbag not Chris Griffin 🤔

    • @JianCB2
      @JianCB2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@youtubeshadowbannedme This was a quote from the video.

  • @mr.c8101
    @mr.c8101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love this comedy so much more

  • @spineshivers
    @spineshivers ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That cop from the beginning looked remarkably similar to Carter. His voice too.

  • @awonderfulfeeling8588
    @awonderfulfeeling8588 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The older episodes are the best ones by a mile ❤️

    • @andrexbeta2575
      @andrexbeta2575 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It always used to be like that. From the time they still were fresh of ideas

  • @ejslemp5342
    @ejslemp5342 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “I don’t shower” “oh that’s what it is!” It gets me everytime 😂😂😂

  • @pedrosm0459
    @pedrosm0459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love how he cut the whole Can’t touch me song

  • @TheDeathclawhunter
    @TheDeathclawhunter ปีที่แล้ว +71

    theres something oddly wholesome about watching some of histories biggest tyrants all playing pool games

  • @chrispacmanjones2765
    @chrispacmanjones2765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    CHAZ brought me here.
    3:00 Tom representing the MSM.

  • @wizkida981015
    @wizkida981015 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    people give this show a lot of crap (and rightfully so, it's done a lot of stupid stuff over the years), but these scenes genuinely have good writing around a strong concept.

    • @BrazenScull
      @BrazenScull ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s because they’re early episodes. After season 4 the show was unrecognisable from its earlier, far better seasons.

    • @chuckobscure5622
      @chuckobscure5622 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BrazenScullCrazy how the exact same thing can be said about SpongeBob

  • @Aemilius46
    @Aemilius46 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Are we ignoring the fact that the President is naked??.... In a meeting.... 😂😂😂😂

  • @kievanrusmapping6897
    @kievanrusmapping6897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    5:21 is literally North Korea

  • @ScreamGhostface2000
    @ScreamGhostface2000 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “I think Mrs. Griffin is hot” ~ Chris Griffin (to his own mother)

  • @jonathanfalkowsky672
    @jonathanfalkowsky672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how they are all eating lunch like they are back in grade school

  • @rsssl
    @rsssl ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is very much accurate to the ongoing conflict in Gaza.

    • @BizarreIoveTriangle
      @BizarreIoveTriangle ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except I don't think Hamas will be as reasonable as Peter at the end lol

    • @vitorpereira9515
      @vitorpereira9515 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@BizarreIoveTriangleThose savage terrorists plunged the Palestinians into war. People should choose their leaders better.

    • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
      @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I didn’t see Peter kidnap people and rape them

  • @davenperez425
    @davenperez425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Police officer is carter in young days😂😂

  • @toobadwaluigitime6402
    @toobadwaluigitime6402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    You skipped the song :(

    • @scottmcgeachie5146
      @scottmcgeachie5146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Copyright.

    • @dungutoxix1395
      @dungutoxix1395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what name of the end song

    • @isjesse1
      @isjesse1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey that against the law

    • @maxistan2111
      @maxistan2111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dungutoxix1395 family guy you can't touch me song

    • @dungutoxix1395
      @dungutoxix1395 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      not the family guy think,the end video song

  • @skyrum1715
    @skyrum1715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    6:18 they have food again???!!

    • @nate8795
      @nate8795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The guests brought food

  • @PhantomEagle..
    @PhantomEagle.. ปีที่แล้ว +32

    0:12 I was going to feel bad for Joe getting his pool getting anexed by Peter until I noticed he wasted a whole pitcher of beer

    • @zichenghan7585
      @zichenghan7585 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t get it

    • @PhantomEagle..
      @PhantomEagle.. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@zichenghan7585if you look at Joe at 0:12 you can see him throw an entire pitcher of beer, and Joe deserved to get his pool taken for that

  • @watashiwalucas4870
    @watashiwalucas4870 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Crazy how this represents what is happening right now with Isreal

  • @Darth_vader-c1j
    @Darth_vader-c1j 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Joes pool has always belong to Pretoria 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣