Peter is a President

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  • @tfahad2051
    @tfahad2051 ปีที่แล้ว +8648

    If Peter was smart, he'd sell that land to Russia and watch the fun

    • @alleymarie4420
      @alleymarie4420 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

      If Peter was smart the show wouldn't be funny

    • @rcnut5112
      @rcnut5112 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@alleymarie4420 right on.

    • @anthonymutale6613
      @anthonymutale6613 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      😂😂😂😂

    • @KittyStarlight
      @KittyStarlight ปีที่แล้ว +158

      If Peter were temporarily smart for about one day then the show could still be funny.
      Oh, wait, they've occasionally done that. Sort of.
      Except that he probably only pretended.

    • @Tomas-ei4hr
      @Tomas-ei4hr ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Peter is American, how he can be smart 🤣

  • @kirisategoman3228
    @kirisategoman3228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1828

    “Four bedroom republic.” 😂 😂 that’s a good one.

    • @poovanna4284
      @poovanna4284 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So what he could have invaded more land and joined relations with Russia if he was smart enough

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@poovanna4284Russia didn't care about Petoria.

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@LordTalaxAre we really arguing about this?

  • @VelkanKiador
    @VelkanKiador ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    I am surprised Carter Pewterschmidt didn't try to use Petoria as a tax haven.

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      Plot twist, that’s why it wasn’t on the map

    • @rahulprakash2607
      @rahulprakash2607 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Underrated comment

    • @user-vp3nr5dm6o
      @user-vp3nr5dm6o 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      That would mean accepting Peter did something right and that would be even worse

  • @sheditz4962
    @sheditz4962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8369

    "Him and what army?" "The US Army" God I love that.

  • @Ata.TeaGargler
    @Ata.TeaGargler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7626

    Funny thing, Pitoria is not even close to the most short-lived country in the world, Catalonia. 8 seconds.

    • @cobracorporal6738
      @cobracorporal6738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

      It's *Petoria*

    • @thedivineswordpoet4401
      @thedivineswordpoet4401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      @@cobracorporal6738 its deez nutz

    • @Ata.TeaGargler
      @Ata.TeaGargler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@cobracorporal6738 Oh, as in Peter. Soz, the "e" sounded like "ie" in the video instead of "ee"

    • @MrPolllopart
      @MrPolllopart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Not really, as it was suspended.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@Ata.TeaGargler - He was gonna call it Peter Land, but that bar down by the airport already took it.

  • @thewrestler9184
    @thewrestler9184 ปีที่แล้ว +5217

    This episode was actually really educational for me as a kid. Taught me about things, including annexation, blockades, sanctions, and embargos.

    • @imblack011
      @imblack011 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      why ur parents letting u watch family guy as a kid

    • @mikaelious7464
      @mikaelious7464 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@imblack011 its funny

    • @Prophetofthe8thLegion
      @Prophetofthe8thLegion ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imblack011the vast majority of people who watch family guy are kids, teenagers and those who want to kill themselves

    • @wilmer89
      @wilmer89 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imblack011 communism is better

    • @gugulethushezi4153
      @gugulethushezi4153 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@imblack011 because it's a cartoon

  • @rajjgaming5919
    @rajjgaming5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3114

    Its funny as stewie could've made peter the strongest leader ever.

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yeah and just vaporise them

    • @jakfrost7367
      @jakfrost7367 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      its all stewie s imagination

    • @umbrvalken
      @umbrvalken 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Tactical use of time travel.

  • @Duval-In-The-Wall
    @Duval-In-The-Wall ปีที่แล้ว +571

    “You mean this cheap pen we have millions of back at the office? No”
    😂

  • @MaxPlayne87
    @MaxPlayne87 ปีที่แล้ว +7128

    It’s shocking how close to reality this is. If you were to proclaim your home to be an independent country the only thing between you and your objective is whether you’d be able to defend it militarily.

    • @jomerci2113
      @jomerci2113 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      what? i can‘t even tell if you’re serious or not

    • @MaxPlayne87
      @MaxPlayne87 ปีที่แล้ว +872

      @@jomerci2113 Very serious. There is no international authority that grants "independence" to countries, and the act of recognition by other countries is just a diplomatic formality, a statement by said countries that they are willing to engage in cordial relations with such entity. Many countries that factually exist today aren't recognized by a platitude if not the majority of other countries, but that doesn't stop them from operating independently. At the end of the day, the only thing separating any territory no matter how small from independence is whether they are able to hold it against anyone else who may beg to differ.

    • @sirembrum49thegreatmoth2
      @sirembrum49thegreatmoth2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MaxPlayne87 sounds like animals in the wild.

    • @MaxPlayne87
      @MaxPlayne87 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@sirembrum49thegreatmoth2 That's exactly the international community. Have you watched the news lately?

    • @sirembrum49thegreatmoth2
      @sirembrum49thegreatmoth2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MaxPlayne87 yes I do.

  • @skxlter5747
    @skxlter5747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4015

    "Can the family understand the baby or is it just me?"
    A question that's been on everyone's mind n hasn't been answered yet for over 2 decades now lmao

    • @guyincognito9484
      @guyincognito9484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@itsjustep6033 Peter and Chris can understand him...

    • @slevinfatsha3696
      @slevinfatsha3696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Chris can understand him

    • @Dianimations_
      @Dianimations_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      only his parents can't understand him, and some adults as well

    • @spacemantr1367
      @spacemantr1367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Chris brian and sometimes peter I remember the ending of one episode stewie was like “i thought you couldn’t understand me!”
      And peter said “i can sometimes”

    • @Dianimations_
      @Dianimations_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@spacemantr1367 if you mean when Peter whipped Stewie then Peter didnt answer him, and this can play off as Stewie making baby sounds and Peter was just whipping everybody (his parents can understand him 'off camera')

  • @attibotgd4123
    @attibotgd4123 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    Can't even swim in Joehio 💀

    • @bemenezes04
      @bemenezes04 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      bro said joehio💀💀

    • @tylerbuck9347
      @tylerbuck9347 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@bemenezes04 the vid said joehio

    • @TheStudioArchitect
      @TheStudioArchitect ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Only in Joehio 💀

    • @attibotgd4123
      @attibotgd4123 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheStudioArchitect DOWN IN JOEHIO. SWAG LIKE JOEHIO!

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can't swim in joehio because there are toxic fumes.

  • @jestersareawesome4332
    @jestersareawesome4332 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    The dictatorship party is legit hilarious and one of my favorite moments from the show.

    • @familyguyfan8899
      @familyguyfan8899 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Realistically, the US would stop them from getting to Petoria

    • @Anarcho-Stupidity
      @Anarcho-Stupidity 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@familyguyfan8899🤓☝️

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@familyguyfan8899 That's why they dropped in from orbit

    • @user-hd9nc7zp1v
      @user-hd9nc7zp1v หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Many of them are luckily dead in reallife now.
      Saddam Hussein
      Kong Jong Il
      Colonel Gaddafi

  • @Swissswoosher
    @Swissswoosher ปีที่แล้ว +3491

    Love how Joe has a pool he can’t use.

    • @vipervidsgamingplus5723
      @vipervidsgamingplus5723 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Bonnie could, so could his son. I suppose though that's not really all that much of a reason though.

    • @Caesar88888
      @Caesar88888 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      he can and he does use it. there even was an episode when joe almoust drowned

    • @sug3863
      @sug3863 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wasn’t that a hot tub though

    • @chrisfox9362
      @chrisfox9362 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The neighbourhood uses it when they do BBQ

    • @MilesCraft1
      @MilesCraft1 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Handicapped people can still swim. Idk much about that, but I know Franklin Delano Roosevelt had a pool installed at the White House so he could float around to take some pressure off his polio affected legs.

  • @darko-man8549
    @darko-man8549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5602

    Stewie should have just challenged the US army.....he has the power to

    • @jordannellos1087
      @jordannellos1087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Dark O-man If Peter actually knew about Stewie then he would’ve

    • @UncleAntiClaws
      @UncleAntiClaws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Win any war with the US.
      Just offer to te ake 1 billion a year in political bribes.
      Then Offer the Russians to betray the US for a bunch of free weapons. Then offer a common enemy of both in the middle east weapons for opium. Make a deal that causes full economical reliance on your nation for cheap opiates for all leader UN nations private te e pharmaceuticals corps. Whenever they act up raise the price and bribe the nations bordering them to cause distractions (border issues) with the extra money. Meanwhile spend your money on your people's happiness so that no negative news can possibly stem from internal disputes or problems. The US will hate you, but the world will respect you.

    • @nanomachines9872
      @nanomachines9872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@UncleAntiClaws I wonder how you know that
      Hmmmmmm

    • @itsap605
      @itsap605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ye that would be cool but 1st Stewie isn’t really bothered about world domination anymore 2nd peter and Lois can’t find out

    • @amandasmith3606
      @amandasmith3606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They cut off water and electricity at the griffin house

  • @cordynasty
    @cordynasty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1689

    "Nothing says obey me like a bloody head on a fence post" What happened to this sewie? He's funny af

    • @iamwhotheysayiam5884
      @iamwhotheysayiam5884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Cdore they've made him far too gay in these later episodes

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      His old writers are gone, and so...the new Stewie is much weaker.

    • @datn1ggaa.698
      @datn1ggaa.698 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jayjay86443 you’re wrong it’s cause times change and the writers have to adapt and change the characters making them push a certain agenda for their own disclosed reasonings

    • @danatedawg1018
      @danatedawg1018 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@datn1ggaa.698 they started the gay Stewie joke in season 2. Went full force with it being a running gag in season 4. By season 8 he was turning Haydee by the episode and now he’s just the stereotype

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep ปีที่แล้ว

      Stewie chilled out over time as he aged a little and gained some life experience

  • @jimtru8048
    @jimtru8048 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    The best thing about this episode is how everyone treats Petoria as an actual threat. It's like if I were to nuke a dog for shitting on my lawn.

    • @Angry_Peanut_52
      @Angry_Peanut_52 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Have you seen Stewies' weapon closet, he has enough firepower to challenge all of them

    • @qman2061
      @qman2061 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Wait
      So it's not normal to nuke a dog?

    • @berkobeats5572
      @berkobeats5572 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Angry_Peanut_52he has enough firepower to overpower all of them**

    • @alwillk
      @alwillk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Kind of like Grenada in real life.

    • @elchicogore9517
      @elchicogore9517 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, that was basically an attempt to invade US soil, something like this '''''can''''' be possible, yet to make the difference your nation will need to defend itself militarily, against the entire NATO basically.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "Operation: Desert Clam"
    Underrated joke 😂

    • @zichenghan7585
      @zichenghan7585 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don’t get it

    • @milosdukic2186
      @milosdukic2186 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@zichenghan7585according to operation ,,desert storm,,

    • @Aixx23
      @Aixx23 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@zichenghan7585referenced to a real life operation called "desert storm" it's a operation is middle east

    • @indigofenrir7236
      @indigofenrir7236 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@zichenghan7585Quahog (their city) is a type of clam. It's a reference to Desert Storm.

  • @nikmoist4558
    @nikmoist4558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    The Geneva convention one got me

  • @KriegeroftheLake
    @KriegeroftheLake ปีที่แล้ว +1683

    Stewie literally could’ve built new machines and weapons and fought off the us army. Stewie would’ve been a great asset to Petoria.

    • @YokaiX
      @YokaiX ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Easily could've been the Secretatry of National Defense of Petoria, Head Scientist of Petorian Weapons Research & Development, and Supreme Commander General of the Petorian Armed Forces/Army.

    • @KriegeroftheLake
      @KriegeroftheLake ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@YokaiX If only the average citizens of petoria could understand him

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KriegeroftheLake they can now

    • @KriegeroftheLake
      @KriegeroftheLake ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Makarosc Lois and Peter can understand him? Since when?

    • @duncanoid4336
      @duncanoid4336 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He wouldn't have interest in aiding Peter in any dumb shit he comes up with

  • @salsa7880
    @salsa7880 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    bill clinton casually being nude always gets me lol

  • @phoenixninjadragon9439
    @phoenixninjadragon9439 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    If Peter really is smart and takes his roles very seriously he would’ve been a very successful politician.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Lies again? Chris Republic Polytechnic

    • @zichenghan7585
      @zichenghan7585 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Put any other name other than Peter and it would also work, not a good analogy

    • @poovanna4284
      @poovanna4284 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He joined allies with Russia

  • @goldmamba49
    @goldmamba49 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "The tiny 4 bedroom republic" kills me every time

  • @ples6703
    @ples6703 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    I wish they still made episodes like this, these are hilarious 😂

  • @coldsnotes3465
    @coldsnotes3465 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Peter:Him and what army
    Chris:The us army
    Peter:oh that’s a good army
    😂😂

  • @molkwi9077
    @molkwi9077 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    1:50 Paragraph 7, third sentence, word 8 is actually ''the''. This is the kind of attention to detail that I love in shows

    • @CesarACastillo
      @CesarACastillo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I literally looked this up just to see and it really is lmfao

  • @Dmdm_dm
    @Dmdm_dm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Family Guy originally ran in the Clinton days, amazing

    • @Darkfire9189
      @Darkfire9189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Whats funny is a majority of those dictators are dead now.

    • @somerandomasshole4561
      @somerandomasshole4561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Sychrari Politically they sure are lmao

    • @sohaibhassan6036
      @sohaibhassan6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Sychrari clinton wasnt a dictator

    • @LtLemonade
      @LtLemonade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sohaib Hassan he was a democrat. Pretty much the same thing

    • @reddodeado301
      @reddodeado301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@LtLemonade
      "Hey look, the other side is the equivalent to Satan's shit because they don't think the same as me"
      The other side's extremists say the same thing about you guys.
      We really need a planetary reset.

  • @johnstjohn1987
    @johnstjohn1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "Nothing says Obey Me like a bloody head on a fence post."
    LMFAO 🤣

  • @chaseclark8867
    @chaseclark8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone brought me here

    • @maui2745
      @maui2745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      9:35-9:50 history class learning about CHAZ

  • @patrickbateman3366
    @patrickbateman3366 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Bruh when Slobodan Milosević showed up 💀
    This show has no boundaries

    • @CitizenZOV
      @CitizenZOV ปีที่แล้ว +2

      New likeness for Peter

    • @nathanielraker2820
      @nathanielraker2820 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is he referring to when he says "it's made out of people?"

    • @WillEatForFood
      @WillEatForFood 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@nathanielraker2820 During the Yugoslav Wars, Milošević was responsible for the murder of hundreds of Kosovo Albanians and hundreds of non-Serbs in Croatia and Bosnia.

    • @lifeofabronovich7792
      @lifeofabronovich7792 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@WillEatForFoodi read that this actually refers to a specific incident during the Yugoslav Wars. During the siege of Vukovar, Croatia in 1991, Serbian soldiers entered the city while chanting “Slobodan, Slobodan, give us some salad! For there will be meat, we’ll slaughter the Croats!”

    • @mikethemaniac1
      @mikethemaniac1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nathanielraker2820There's a movie from the 70's called "Soylent Green" based on a book titled "Make Room! Make Room!" by Henry Harrison. At the end of the movie, wounded and in a fit of apoplexy the main character reveals to the chief of police "you don't understand! Soylent Green is People!" It's a pretty good film for the 70's, and the final appearance of the guy who goes "Yeah, See?" in the old gangster flicks.

  • @VocalBeats07
    @VocalBeats07 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Old Stewie was a STARIGHT bad ass 💀

  • @corpserepairservice501
    @corpserepairservice501 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    For younger viewers: back when this was made, no politicians believed in secret space lasers.

    • @oldworldpatriot8920
      @oldworldpatriot8920 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Such a simpler innocent time

    • @Stephanie-mv9iy
      @Stephanie-mv9iy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tbf, if there were Jewish Space lasers...
      I would defnitely be pro.

    • @Aemilius46
      @Aemilius46 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@oldworldpatriot8920 Certainly a simpler time, a bunch of serial killers running around...

  • @THOMAS_VANN
    @THOMAS_VANN ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I like how Peter made his own country and people took it seriously

  • @micro7vista
    @micro7vista 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Awe that's a good Army...

  • @PierreHefner
    @PierreHefner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    8:14 idk why this one really got me.😂😂 But the difference between watching family guy when you’re 10 to when you’re 18 is insane.

    • @thatstufff5553
      @thatstufff5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YSK Pierre faxx this shit too funny 😂😂😂

    • @mannyfresh8123
      @mannyfresh8123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      come back in 8 years and let us no if u still like it

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because it is real now!

  • @3X3LR8
    @3X3LR8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Stewie has the tech to challenge the government

    • @zichenghan7585
      @zichenghan7585 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He doesn’t have the resources

    • @FreshPrincex4
      @FreshPrincex4 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@zichenghan7585ironic, seeing he's the same baby who has access to a whole ass Laboratory lol

    • @donttreadonme123
      @donttreadonme123 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@FreshPrincex4while his home was part of United States that is.

  • @kameradkrieg8480
    @kameradkrieg8480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    World War 3:
    Albania vs Petoria

    • @NEARReiCtor8799
      @NEARReiCtor8799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      T H E R E M O V E R Serbia vs Pretoria vs Albania

    • @kameradkrieg8480
      @kameradkrieg8480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@levibelknap5994
      But
      Albania: Russia
      Petoria: MicroNations

    • @brainstorm9560
      @brainstorm9560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With Carbombia as the third superpower

    • @DimitrijeM84
      @DimitrijeM84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      T H E R E M O V E R Albania is not allied with Russia....Pretoria would more likely cooperate with Russia since they have good ties with Cuba, Iran, Yugoslavia (Serbia), Libya, North Korea, Iraq etc. Albania is a NATO member and ally to USA, the country Pretoria gets along with the least

    • @niku9999
      @niku9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peter would munch all of our burek in Albania and leave the whole country hungry and win the war. 😂

  • @miniaturejayhawk8702
    @miniaturejayhawk8702 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Those telegraphs were the best part. 😂😂😂

  • @absoluteterror9098
    @absoluteterror9098 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Hey if you see the dungeon master can you tell him his grandma was trying to work me over?" Lmfao

  • @Bruh-bk6yo
    @Bruh-bk6yo หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "I think Mrs. Griffin's hot"
    "Go to your room."
    THE ALABAMA.

  • @genericprotagonist2842
    @genericprotagonist2842 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The most unrealistic thing about this is that the CIA didn't immediately assassinate him

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Would've been a great first appearance of Stan before American Dad was even announced

    • @kohth5027
      @kohth5027 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Since its not a socialist country it doesn't surprise me

    • @poovanna4284
      @poovanna4284 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He should have joined hands with Putin

    • @donttreadonme123
      @donttreadonme123 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@poovanna4284wasn’t Boris yeltsin in charge back then?

  • @BangMaster96
    @BangMaster96 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    This is actually a really good episode to teach People how Nations, Invasions/Wars, Sanctions, Allies or Enemies of a Nation, Negotiations, Treaties, Politics, Mainstream Media, Debates between Political Pundits, Celebrity Activism/Advocacy, etc....work.
    In less than 10 minutes, Family Guy made an entire sketch of how the modern day Globalized World works.

  • @ashighlights2112
    @ashighlights2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    CHAZ in a nutshell 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @kevinxcv7536
    @kevinxcv7536 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "As you may presently yourself fully be aware of, my grammar sucks." Can't stop laughing at that.

  • @KelseyRBX
    @KelseyRBX 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Peter: "Oh yeah?! Him and what army?!"
    Chris: "The U.S. Army!"
    Peter: "Ooh! Yeah.. That's a good army!.."

  • @Ashmcballwad
    @Ashmcballwad ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "Him and what army"
    "The U.S Army"
    💀💀

  • @abduljah9355
    @abduljah9355 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Mayor West is a surprisingly tough negotiator

    • @zichenghan7585
      @zichenghan7585 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No, Peter just doesn’t have any ground to stand on

  • @patrickhuot001
    @patrickhuot001 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    6:20 Perfect. All the world’s worst dictators conveniently gathered in one spot. Only thing missing is a drone. 😂

    • @Turkish_Productions2007
      @Turkish_Productions2007 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They didn't have drones at the time.

    • @patrickhuot001
      @patrickhuot001 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Turkish_Productions2007 True. A couple guided bombs from a fighter jet or a rocket barrage from an Apache attack helicopter would do just fine.

    • @dougpowers2
      @dougpowers2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Turkish_Productions2007They did, but it's a cartoon

    • @xgamerbih
      @xgamerbih 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Anyone’s a dictator if the US doesn’t like them. It’s so easy to brainwash Americans

    • @muhammadhassankiyani8953
      @muhammadhassankiyani8953 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The USA's President and the UK's Prime Minister were missing. Add them and we're good to go.

  • @a320neorebranded3
    @a320neorebranded3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Tiny 4 bed room republic 😂😂😂

  • @iamapotato.8525
    @iamapotato.8525 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Petoria has literally the best fighting force in the world, Stewie fucking Griffin.

  • @xshobux
    @xshobux ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Well wait a second, if everybody respects you how come you're still eating here by yourself?"
    "I don't shower."
    "Ohhhh that's what that is..."
    Probably my favorite exchange in the whole show lmao

  • @TheDeathclawhunter
    @TheDeathclawhunter ปีที่แล้ว +68

    theres something oddly wholesome about watching some of histories biggest tyrants all playing pool games

  • @elnombredelarosa3167
    @elnombredelarosa3167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    8:48 West was surprsingly serious in that negotiation

    • @CellarDoorx06
      @CellarDoorx06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He didn't start getting really wacky until like S3 or so. The first couple He was just an asshole, lol. I liked Him more like this actually.

    • @elnombredelarosa3167
      @elnombredelarosa3167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Infinity wasn’t he investigating why water went down the drain? That sounds pretty wacky

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CellarDoorx06 why are you capitalizing every mention of him, he isnt god

    • @jonraybon8582
      @jonraybon8582 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Basically the German surrender in 1945

  • @soleil5923
    @soleil5923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Adam West: How very inappropriate thank you 😂

  • @soyamaramncwana5587
    @soyamaramncwana5587 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Hilarious how the country is Petoria because 'Pretoria" is the capital of South Africa . Johannesburg is the neighbouring city (He called his new province "Johayo" after Joe) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mentalwarriorstruggle4830
    @mentalwarriorstruggle4830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    From the look of those sweater cows so can you 🤣

  • @omarhaq9635
    @omarhaq9635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I wonder how Peter felt after the Fall of Mummer Gaddafi.

    • @pandaduos871
      @pandaduos871 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And the overthrowing of Saddam Hussein

    • @erkkihelminen7580
      @erkkihelminen7580 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And milosevic trial

    • @robertisham5279
      @robertisham5279 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Probably didn't care.

  • @ComedyKidd101
    @ComedyKidd101 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Peter: Him and what army
    Chris: The US Army
    Me:😂😂😂

    • @gunmasterx1164
      @gunmasterx1164 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh thats a good army

  • @YasssStitch
    @YasssStitch ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The little details are crazy. Slobodan loved Gadafi. The fact he says is Momar here is ridiculously accurate.

    • @oldworldpatriot8920
      @oldworldpatriot8920 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      One died in prison,one died at the hands of his people on the side of a road. Fitting ends

  • @OK-yy6qz
    @OK-yy6qz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Leave it to the US to destroy a country with no homelessness,free education and no crime.
    PETORIA will rise again

  • @DrPepperwithamedical_degree
    @DrPepperwithamedical_degree ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The the headlamp bit was genius

  • @gabrielsanandres537
    @gabrielsanandres537 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "Peter stop staring at my chest!"
    That moment when you regret being that exact height. I know Brian was probably doing it on purpose but still

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She's his wife, he's allowed to stare

    • @ichigoisthegoat
      @ichigoisthegoat ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SamuelBlack84 unless she dont want him to

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ichigoisthegoat Why wouldn't she?

    • @ichigoisthegoat
      @ichigoisthegoat ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SamuelBlack84 cuz it can be uncomfortable

    • @braziliantsar
      @braziliantsar ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ichigoisthegoat They are literally married, I suppose she had time to think if she doesn't want her own husband staring at her chest.

  • @Pokemaniak180
    @Pokemaniak180 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:20 My favourite "You and what army" line

  • @internetuser2291
    @internetuser2291 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Lois had some good dialogues in this episodes..i like how affectionate she is to peter after everything ...

  • @lelouchvibritannia7809
    @lelouchvibritannia7809 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I love how a micro nation can warm up both sides of the US President’s pillow and North Korea and a bunch of other irrelevant countries without fail will always support and love them

    • @8numb160
      @8numb160 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sad iraq, iran, yugoslavia, cuba, central african republic, and libya noises

  • @IzludeTingel
    @IzludeTingel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Only Brian understands the baby. It's a throwback to Larry and Steve. He also only plays with toys and his time travel and world travel stuff is actually his make believe world like Bobby's World. That is the official answer.

    • @attilaseyfullah8522
      @attilaseyfullah8522 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mind blown, so all that time travel is BS?

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The modern episodes disprove that. There was an episode where Brian, Stewie and Mort travel back in time to World War II and then there was the episode where Peter, Chris, Stewie and Brian swap bodies before all of Quahog is affected.

    • @zedbags
      @zedbags ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AluminumFusion22 so.. why exactly did they bring a jew to Nazi Germany again?

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zedbagsIt was accidental. Mort mistook Stewie's time machine as a Port-o-Potty and got sent back in time.

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, they all understand him. They choose to ignore him

  • @NatesCorner47
    @NatesCorner47 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That music for the news opening at 2:35 with the soldiers and all really gives off those Gulf War (1991) and Operation Iraqi Freedom (2003) NBC news vibes. I wasn’t alive then, but that music and tempo with the news voices seems like it is a 1:1 representation of how it was, almost makes your brain wait for David Bloom to be reporting. Kinda gives me odd nostalgia vibes. Very well done. And I just realized she said, “Operation Desert Clam” even though it’s a military action in New England 😂

  • @---kr3zg
    @---kr3zg 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    It's funny that the leaders can understand stewie and actually listen to him "fidel no running around the pool" 😂

  • @Joeymast99
    @Joeymast99 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Oh that’s a good army” took me out

  • @ScreamGhostface2000
    @ScreamGhostface2000 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “I think Mrs. Griffin is hot” ~ Chris Griffin (to his own mother)

  • @kievanrusmapping6897
    @kievanrusmapping6897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    5:21 is literally North Korea

  • @ThePainOfSilenc
    @ThePainOfSilenc 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Old Family Guy was so good. Jokes after jokes after jokes. None of them derailing the story, just packed in tight.

  • @petermorin6741
    @petermorin6741 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. Yay, God!"

  • @paraguayball3138
    @paraguayball3138 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Pitoria
    Land area: ~ 2,614 square feet
    Population: 5
    Capital: Peter's house
    Ideology: autocracy
    Leader: Peter Griffin
    Currency: us dollar
    Gdp: ~ 140,000$
    Gdp per capita: 28,000$
    Military personel: 1
    Tanks: 0
    Aircraft: 0
    Ships: 0
    Life expectancy: ~ 75 yrs
    Average iq: 150
    Literacy rate: 100%
    Offical language: English

    • @justacat2
      @justacat2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      stewie rlly carried the IQ
      Peter and Lois carried the economy
      Peter carried the military ngl

  • @jonathanfalkowsky672
    @jonathanfalkowsky672 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how they are all eating lunch like they are back in grade school

  • @ARCTrooperStudios8108
    @ARCTrooperStudios8108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Chris: Dad. I tried to go to school but this guy won’t let me
    Peter: Oh yeah? Him in what army?
    Chris: The US Army
    LMMMMMAO

    • @123RADIOactive
      @123RADIOactive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *oh that’s a good army* 🤭

    • @ARC--ij5oz
      @ARC--ij5oz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Fives was never a captain*

    • @ARCTrooperStudios8108
      @ARCTrooperStudios8108 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unfunny Meme #248593872 Okay it’s just a TH-cam username.

    • @ARC--ij5oz
      @ARC--ij5oz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Captain Fives inaccurate

    • @seb3522
      @seb3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAAAHAAA XDDDDD FUNNYYY

  • @mr.c8101
    @mr.c8101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love this comedy so much more

  • @pedrosm0459
    @pedrosm0459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love how he cut the whole Can’t touch me song

  • @littlefairygirl161
    @littlefairygirl161 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “What the deuce?” lmaoo I miss the old stewie

  • @AceofSpades1727
    @AceofSpades1727 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Oh thats a good army”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @littlegreenbag634
    @littlegreenbag634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I think Mrs Griffin is hot!! looool

    • @swaggmulah6104
      @swaggmulah6104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Eeeewwww Chris she's your mother!

    • @youtubeshadowbannedme
      @youtubeshadowbannedme 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But his name is littlegreenbag not Chris Griffin 🤔

    • @JianCB2
      @JianCB2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@youtubeshadowbannedme This was a quote from the video.

  • @Tom-yz3op
    @Tom-yz3op ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can't have shit in Johio

  • @chrispacmanjones2765
    @chrispacmanjones2765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    CHAZ brought me here.
    3:00 Tom representing the MSM.

  • @Adoni3
    @Adoni3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Stewie was hungry lmao

  • @nathanielgarza9198
    @nathanielgarza9198 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Yknow Peter could’ve just “btw no taxation.” And could’ve taken over the entirety of Rhode Island

    • @donttreadonme123
      @donttreadonme123 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe even the whole United States at that point

    • @Aemilius46
      @Aemilius46 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you right-wingers really that delusional? Taxes don't go into the governments pocket, they are used for community services and needs!

  • @somerandom4506
    @somerandom4506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Why did you decide to cut out the best part where Peter does his "can't touch me dance"

    • @prettycureforever7102
      @prettycureforever7102 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Apperantly copy right bs

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@prettycureforever7102 yep ....turns out Hammer *could* sue...

    • @RiNiSM
      @RiNiSM ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That part is annoying

  • @teslawp
    @teslawp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    7:10 "what is that thing you people do when you're about to assassinate an infidel" lmaooo

  • @FernandoMartinez-su4hz
    @FernandoMartinez-su4hz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Will you call me Big Rudy when you do it? 🤣

  • @MisterTutor2010
    @MisterTutor2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Four Bedroom Republic, LOL.

  • @tpinc5514
    @tpinc5514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    PETER FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE!!

  • @samnaujokas
    @samnaujokas ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:20 explains putin perfectly

  • @brookbank51
    @brookbank51 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “As you may presently yourself fully be aware of”😂😂😂

  • @toobadwaluigitime6402
    @toobadwaluigitime6402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    You skipped the song :(

    • @scottmcgeachie5146
      @scottmcgeachie5146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Copyright.

    • @dungutoxix1395
      @dungutoxix1395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what name of the end song

    • @isjesse1
      @isjesse1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey that against the law

    • @maxistan2111
      @maxistan2111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dungutoxix1395 family guy you can't touch me song

    • @dungutoxix1395
      @dungutoxix1395 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      not the family guy think,the end video song

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “And now sports.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @supratimdutta6351
    @supratimdutta6351 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Meg straight forward calling peter idiot🤣🤣

  • @awonderfulfeeling8588
    @awonderfulfeeling8588 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The older episodes are the best ones by a mile ❤️

    • @andrexbeta2575
      @andrexbeta2575 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It always used to be like that. From the time they still were fresh of ideas

  • @skyrum1715
    @skyrum1715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    6:18 they have food again???!!

    • @nate8795
      @nate8795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The guests brought food

  • @fayeking75
    @fayeking75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Wow, can true in Seattle.

    • @bivio1
      @bivio1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now, Chaz should take notes from this episode. Btw, Chaz, if you're reading this comment, how come you're not in the UN already???

  • @iitsmeromii
    @iitsmeromii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    8:14 that joke is really smart ngl

    • @rwj3373
      @rwj3373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Romi I didn’t get it 😂

    • @iitsmeromii
      @iitsmeromii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RW J that sucks :/

  • @mahmoudelsaeed7435
    @mahmoudelsaeed7435 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Peter israeled Joe's house

  • @microtransactions2661
    @microtransactions2661 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That coleslaw made out of people crack always gets me