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  • @antgal9467
    @antgal9467 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Thigh meat is not easily bittable." is the greatest sentence I have heard in 2023

  • @MrAveryBrown94
    @MrAveryBrown94 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "All the babies are like, "I'm pussy?!" I don't know why, but that line made me laugh out loud. 😂😂

    • @naturalscratcher9498
      @naturalscratcher9498 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think I watched it like three times that was hilarious!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stacierobinson4517
      @stacierobinson4517 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tickled me pink 😂😂😂😂

    • @CourtneyEmon
      @CourtneyEmon ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mel so unserious 😂😂😂😂 I love her

    • @victorlewis7635
      @victorlewis7635 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was straight facts 😂😂😂😂

    • @MrAveryBrown94
      @MrAveryBrown94 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@naturalscratcher9498 , same! Lmao 😂.

  • @d0nwick97
    @d0nwick97 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    ‘you’re anointed, open dat shit.’ 😩😩😭

  • @itssawida
    @itssawida ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The combination of Mel's, Tony's and Jay's random thoughts just thrills me!! I love this podcast!!

  • @pamk1967
    @pamk1967 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    That was funny Jay, " You can upgrade and actually fly the plane"!!! #SpiritAirlines 🤣😆🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Great show Kev!! Getting my ticket for the Bald Brothers in Dallas!😁✌🏾

    • @Mom.3
      @Mom.3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DrLadyBugM
      @DrLadyBugM ปีที่แล้ว

      I think I'm going to get a ticket and come to town for it. Especially since it's labor day weekend.

  • @naturalscratcher9498
    @naturalscratcher9498 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Mel talking about the babies crying on her flight!!! @ 5:29🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kxngmuzikig2417
    @kxngmuzikig2417 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Kev old tour dates are hilarious. how are you not looking at a map planning these dates?😂

  • @EbonynoIvory
    @EbonynoIvory ปีที่แล้ว +45

    If you wanna go to Heaven, you gotta open the door you close so I can come get you 😂😂

  • @BOO4EVA
    @BOO4EVA ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I thought he was just outta work"
    "Well he is"
    Yo that had me dead 😂😂😂

  • @AshliCashli
    @AshliCashli ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tony clearly lying: I seen that part....
    Lmaoooooooo

  • @JordanBotello
    @JordanBotello ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Man I can’t believe nobody mentioned Roman history. The history of the Roman Empire is WILD. Talk about tea. Assassinations, betrayal, conquering whole regions, stealing cultures, rebellions, mass crucifixions, the gladiatorial games, Pompeii, etc etc. The Romans were some brutal mfs.

  • @Koojoe89
    @Koojoe89 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    She out of alignment lol the Devil told her to open that door not Jesus! 😂

  • @Mr_RLJohnson
    @Mr_RLJohnson ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Mel and these hand demonstrations for the states is hilarious to me😂😂

    • @niqueybangz
      @niqueybangz ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts 😂

    • @CUF17
      @CUF17 ปีที่แล้ว

      california being bowlegged lmao

  • @PoundTheSound
    @PoundTheSound ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Maybe it was her friend Jesús” 😅

  • @derronellies4812
    @derronellies4812 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    So she said “Jesus take the plane”, and JC told her “Nah, you take the door”?

    • @DrSimpleBeauty
      @DrSimpleBeauty ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesus said “Nah,you take the L.”

    • @ericaford1454
      @ericaford1454 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ericaford1454
      @ericaford1454 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@DrSimpleBeauty🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iloveheavyd
    @iloveheavyd ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mel B whispering about the n-word because of Big Irish Jay and (my fave) Cam is hilarious! She said it’s 2 of y’all!

  • @89ladyeasha
    @89ladyeasha ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This podcast was a good idea. It's so fun hearing everyone's commentary and the roast sessions 😂

  • @undomesticatedjawn
    @undomesticatedjawn ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm from Philly. They won't even return the children's remains. It was catastrophic and we are still suffering from the effects.

  • @chanels2838
    @chanels2838 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lls I like how Mel trynna picture the layout of the states with her arms and hands 😂

  • @pmccray551
    @pmccray551 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jesus in the middle seat.. "open the door". 😂😭😂 Did it for me 😂😂😂

  • @MrAveryBrown94
    @MrAveryBrown94 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I remember one of my friends told me, "I've never watched Sister Act 1 or 2", I crumbled like a pretzel inside. Lmao! 😂😂

    • @DrLadyBugM
      @DrLadyBugM ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Instant movie night and don't come back until you can hit the high note in Sister Act 2.

  • @honeyjd780
    @honeyjd780 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I thought he was just out of work!”🤣🤣

  • @ashleyzviitei
    @ashleyzviitei ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I earned my D in Geography😂😅...yes she did indeed.

  • @ashleyzviitei
    @ashleyzviitei ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The stories and commentaries in these videos kill me. Big Irish Jay with the satanic/goth white girl and Tony's reaction....hilarious.

    • @a.547
      @a.547 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what was the dudes name they talked about afterwards? with the satanistic ritual and stuff?

    • @ashleyzviitei
      @ashleyzviitei ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@a.547 Tony said Lloyd Avery who shot Ricky in Boyz n the Hood.

    • @a.547
      @a.547 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ashleyzviitei thx

  • @BigSmokeJitsu
    @BigSmokeJitsu ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Good morning Stage Krew. Let’s get this week started off right. Be awesome and be blessed.

  • @Buyis
    @Buyis ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “And where the phuck is Delaware?!” LMAOOOOOO

  • @codesent2125
    @codesent2125 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    All the episodes if this podcast are great, but this line up and the ones with Tahir, Pat, and Lou Lou are the best in my opinion.

  • @lalittl
    @lalittl ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Big Irish Jay! I love him!!

  • @eastzoobridge
    @eastzoobridge ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How Mel talked about Anne Frank, hilarious 😭

  • @macenary187
    @macenary187 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Jesus did say “I stand at the door and knock” 😅

    • @lifewithlaketra
      @lifewithlaketra ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jesus knocking at the door of a plane is wild 😂😂😂😂

  • @naturalscratcher9498
    @naturalscratcher9498 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    22:32Mel with the "now you gotta coochie"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @naturallylorindanis
    @naturallylorindanis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    05:21 Babies competing on the cry?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WhoCrippinHarder63
    @WhoCrippinHarder63 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish Jay would say his jokes a bit louder, he be saying some funny shit

  • @Sylvia_531
    @Sylvia_531 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Love this crew. The other one is so loud 🙄🥱 and I think this is easy going because Tony hates the over talking

  • @Cedsbestwife
    @Cedsbestwife ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂 I guess we’re calling all of our intrusive thoughts “Jesus” now 😂

  • @nessahelu
    @nessahelu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:32 not “I’m😾?!” AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH she got me there

  • @Toywins
    @Toywins ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't want ANY part of the Jesus she's listening to! 😂

  • @profskyhi80
    @profskyhi80 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lmao Tony told his son, "Hov did that so hopefully you wouldn't have to go through that".😂😂😂

  • @isaiahallen844
    @isaiahallen844 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    HAHAHAHA!! The Bloodsport reference was a hilarious way to end the show, especially since only the men in the group mimic Jean Claude Van Damme!!

  • @joshuajohnson3585
    @joshuajohnson3585 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lock her up in the name Southwest passenger violation..👮‍♂👮‍♀😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Natty88580
    @Natty88580 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That shoulda coulda woulda was definitely heard in Caribbean household 😂

  • @NickEn816
    @NickEn816 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The only flaw in her logic was that she didn't take Spirit 😂

  • @victorlewis7635
    @victorlewis7635 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “He was saying that in the email” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Casual_Drew
    @Casual_Drew ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Osage( Oh-sage) the cops dropped a bomb on a house and when the house caught on fire the fire marshal and police chief decided to let the fire burn. burned down the block on Mother’s Day. Houses were rebuilt and in the 2000’s those same houses were condemned because they were built poorly

  • @akorn4668
    @akorn4668 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a born and raised Delawarian, I laughed when she said, "Where the hell is Delaware 😂. We wore Delawhere shirts to our student council trips bc no one knows where it is.

  • @jayz570
    @jayz570 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It takes a thousand, thousand horses, to draaaaag meee from Goddd!!! That scene alone made me love that show!

  • @ItsTyCHi
    @ItsTyCHi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can’t hold you this is the panel I immediately click on I like when b Lew on there as well

  • @nessahelu
    @nessahelu ปีที่แล้ว

    8:08 California is bow-legged ?!?!?!? I CANNOT 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LisaLeeLeeBlue
    @LisaLeeLeeBlue ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am 5’2” 135 pounds, and I am. Notttt comfortable in any plane I hate it! Neeed the aisle seat. And I do not understand how a 6 foot man can be any kind of comfortable. I cannot imagine sitting in a middle seat. I used to like the window, but now I need the aisle so i can stick my leg out and stretch out just a little more. Not trying to trip people lolll but not trying to trip off a panic attack of claustrophobia either. 😰🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @DrLadyBugM
      @DrLadyBugM ปีที่แล้ว

      I am 5'4 and love windows. My last flight this lady was 6'5 and sat in the middle. She said she loved middle seats. I was like huh?

  • @brangeeellis3083
    @brangeeellis3083 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    32:00
    As a bald black woman, I approve this message. Shaving my head sucks, but I don't mind NOT having hair and I don't miss the weaves/wigs, either

  • @Muvanature
    @Muvanature ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mel’s lil toss away sides are hilarious

  • @88rkinlaw
    @88rkinlaw ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think I've been shaving my head since Jr High. I just recently let it grow as a last hoorah. I want to see how long I can get it before it's gone.

  • @philipsmith6130
    @philipsmith6130 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Tony said Folgers crystals, I leaned over lol

  • @lmzaadi
    @lmzaadi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kentucky is above Tennessee and Virginia, right next to West Virginia and beneath Ohio. It is bordered by Missouri to the west.

  • @mrs.robbiek2772
    @mrs.robbiek2772 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tony saying "Open that shhh" like that took on a other meaning for me....😅

  • @redefineapparel1294
    @redefineapparel1294 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    South side is a good show 😂

  • @ensabahnur3104
    @ensabahnur3104 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Climb every mountain..." Tony Baker how could you? You literally could have said Mary had a little lamb or the Love Boat...and been closer

  • @chynadoll8501
    @chynadoll8501 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If Tony never watched Sister Act 2 then who did I watch it with?😂

  • @saintc7790
    @saintc7790 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That’s wild, I was revisiting information about the MOVE bombing last night and here y’all are talking about it…that’s a crazy synchronicity to me. Watch the documentary.

  • @aaliyyaa
    @aaliyyaa ปีที่แล้ว +3

    But when all them other airlines flights get canceled, delayed Spirit will get you there!

    • @chantayk
      @chantayk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Barely. Lol

  • @ErickPlaysBass
    @ErickPlaysBass ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Maaann idk yall, I flew nonstop from Philly to Oakland on spirit recently and it honestly wasn't that bad, now I had to fly back on delta cuz I missed my flight, but that first delta plane taking me to my layover in utah was the must ace ventura run down plane I been on yet. The second flight from Utah to Philly was really nice doe..

    • @joanna0988
      @joanna0988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ace Ventura plane 😅😅

  • @KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds
    @KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Escaping" the Amish?? Can't they just leave for Rumshpringa and not go back?

  • @ogswankdolphin
    @ogswankdolphin ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wonder if it was a woman being robbed at gun point by a man there would be all these jokes... idk. just a thought. love you Kev, Mel, Jay and Tony. yall made my Monday morning. thank you guys for all the entertainment.

    • @sammiesmith3454
      @sammiesmith3454 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they literally make jokes about everything, especially Tony and Jay

    • @chantayk
      @chantayk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just say you don't get comedy. 🙄

    • @ogswankdolphin
      @ogswankdolphin ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chantayk I get comedy. robbing ppl at gun point just isn't funny to me. and that's OK. if its funny to you, I'm glad you enjoyed it and I hope it never happens to you.

    • @chantayk
      @chantayk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ogswankdolphin Well, to answer your initial question, yes, yes it would still be funny. Lol. Good day to you sir.

  • @LoquaciousPint
    @LoquaciousPint ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thousand horses is my favorite praise song but I wonder if the Lord is judging me for it 😅😅

  • @Aqualitymess
    @Aqualitymess ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My husband used magic shave cream on his head and it works better than shaving for him

  • @keneflucas937
    @keneflucas937 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So, neither 1 of them has ever heard of Black Wallstreet.....Tulsa, Oklahoma!?!?🤯

  • @melloyello1573
    @melloyello1573 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you want more information about the bombing in Philadelphia Charlemagne and Chris Morrow have a audiobook called summer of 85 in which they talk about the bombing.

  • @nextlevel6663
    @nextlevel6663 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kev, stop saying Louisville to Indy is an hour! Its closer to 2 hrs!😅😅😅😅

  • @jamaicanbeauty1588
    @jamaicanbeauty1588 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When they talked about Blood Sport, i cracked up laughing

  • @HomeBodyMous
    @HomeBodyMous ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol I'm from the Northeast (Philly) and know where these okays are. State-wise and major cities.

  • @jeiwaru
    @jeiwaru ปีที่แล้ว

    15:06 That was the bourgeoisiest of "achoos" 😆

  • @taylorhavanas
    @taylorhavanas ปีที่แล้ว

    Kevin, you were right the first time lol it’s Oh-Say-G

  • @BigBoiBleu
    @BigBoiBleu ปีที่แล้ว

    Im 6 ft, 300 and I fly Spirit all the time. Fort Lauderdale to Colombia baby

  • @vc9732
    @vc9732 ปีที่แล้ว

    She did not say And Tevin Campbell!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @nettycharice6254
    @nettycharice6254 ปีที่แล้ว

    we love the longer episodes

  • @Rollinwitjmoney
    @Rollinwitjmoney 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tony singing the song from Jackson’s movie Michael sang at the talent show lol

  • @leija8005
    @leija8005 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lloyd Avery was not found in pieces like they stated

    • @its10outta10quan
      @its10outta10quan ปีที่แล้ว

      They really put 20 on 10 with that lmao 😂

  • @billiebravotv6172
    @billiebravotv6172 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kev on stage would have been amazing on “Modern Family” that’s legit my favorite show

  • @Yonnieshields
    @Yonnieshields 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kevin: “alright bye guys”
    Awkward silence
    Everyone keeps talking

  • @PapiGrande1
    @PapiGrande1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:10 as someone who uses the n word like a sailor when I’m back in certain settings, y’all’s stories about Russell Simmons are HILARIOUS.

  • @Uglier.
    @Uglier. ปีที่แล้ว

    36:16 this bitch too funny 🤣🤣 idk how they all missed that 💀😭🤣🤣

  • @naturalelation1631
    @naturalelation1631 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "...AND TEVIN CAMPBELL..."
    Me: 😐😆

  • @mrtllove
    @mrtllove ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tony "big hands" Baker Mob's name

  • @CoriBee319
    @CoriBee319 ปีที่แล้ว

    What the heck you mean? "Where is Delaware?" It's tac free, you're supposed to know where we are. Lol

  • @lawrencebutler2951
    @lawrencebutler2951 ปีที่แล้ว

    Uh huh, and where the f%@k is Delaware…..😂😂😂

  • @ajstp003
    @ajstp003 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spirit charged my two daughters $300 for their 1 luggage then on way back refused to take their bags unless they paid another $300.

  • @JustLikeAFlower
    @JustLikeAFlower ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everything they described about the AI is basically Battlestar Galactica, where they’re trying to outlive the robots, they’re trying to kill humans and they have robot human things going into the human territory to try to trick the humans

  • @cassandragrube6576
    @cassandragrube6576 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Plus the bombing of Philly was in the 80s. We all were alive.

  • @Antronab15
    @Antronab15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did she put New Mexico next to California 😂😂😂

  • @Yachel25
    @Yachel25 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blasphemy....Ain't no way there's a movie Tony Baker didn't see 😂😂😂

  • @lazerknight7803
    @lazerknight7803 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is hilarious. I am born and raised in Los Angeles but now I live in Ohio and I agree, the damn Cincinnati airport should be in Ohio not a whole other state

  • @JCLime
    @JCLime ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just learned about the 1985 bombing last week via TikTok 😡.

  • @AceIsMisfit
    @AceIsMisfit ปีที่แล้ว

    Tony Bakers act out was HILARIOUS

  • @ktnixon81
    @ktnixon81 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omarosa done told y’all “Jesus ain’t say that”.

  • @lizzydanger8521
    @lizzydanger8521 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who doesn't know where states are 😂

  • @LaMarionetheflyest
    @LaMarionetheflyest ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love me some Big J.

  • @loveheals6184
    @loveheals6184 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks, Kev for referencing MOVE in Philly 36:00. It was the 1st time the govt sanctioned murdering civilians. (And you were right in your pronunciation the first time :) ) Mayor Wilson Goode had the dubious distinction of being the first Black/African-American mayor of our city; I doubt he'd have bombed them if they'd been another race.

  • @mrs.camilliajones3560
    @mrs.camilliajones3560 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "He's not regular white" 😂😂😂😂 I say that when I'm speaking about a white person that not born in America. My friend was too tickled when I said my mama was regular white she just has season bc she can cook to the level that's black people approved 😂 French, Russian or anything that's not Anglo-Saxon white is outside of regular white.

  • @bridgetteyelder77
    @bridgetteyelder77 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now why she had to bring Jesus into that LOL!!!

  • @its10outta10quan
    @its10outta10quan ปีที่แล้ว

    "His dead!!"
    "Yeah, BIG DEAD!!"