Murasaki, the greatest japanese female author, looking at Sei Shonagon, the second greatest japanese female author, typing a report like a hyperactive schoolgirl must truly be pain.
"Place sucked, ran into Koyanskaya/a Crypter, they gloated, we fought monsters and the Lostbelt king's goons, fought the Lostbelt king, neutralized the tree/confirmed its destruction, and the Lostbelt vanished." Rinse, wash, repeat.
REALLY, they make Fujimaru write report! I know Chaldea is understaffed but it's really that hard to make a report for High School Boy who risked his life everyday to save the world!?
In Fujimaru's defense, he was definitely very scarred at the fact he didn't save anyone, just destroyed a world that was given life by a miraculous mistake that shouldn't exist.
It's kinda one of his responsibility I guess, looking at the fact sometimes he lost connection with chaldea in some places so he need to make a report out of it himself
Since you mentioned he is still a highschool boy better apply the highschool standards. 300 word report with font size 14,be aure to submit before deadline
Years have passed since he was in high school. With all the Christmases passing unless he was 11 or 12 when he joined, he should be an adult now. Which is why the bleaching of the earth is a blessing, he doesn't have to pay his taxes right now.
In case of anyone wondering why Murasaki Shikibu is reacting as such, she in real life is a poet/writer and wrote the famous 'Tale of Genji'. So seeing Sei Shonagon butchering the report hurts especially for her. But the irony is that Sei herself in real life is also a writer herself XD
It's even funnier given Nagiko's access to better education compared to most court officials. Meaning she could have wrote more elegantly than Murasaki if she felt like it, but instead the Pillow Book reads like a Heian era take on Twitter/Tumblr shitposts.
Russian Lostbelt Report: It was cold, the world is now full of hard to kill furries. Golems are cool. There's a NFF 'steam sale' . Minotaur was on steroids. Elephant knows Kamehameha and there was a piano solo. Patxi give a speech and dies. Ran over a Stand User twice with Golden Rider (luckily he didn't get ticket). Emo boy sad . We cut tree. Weird tree is no more.
Is it just me or are all of Nagiko's movements faster and more fluid? Like she's so extroverted and energetic that she willed more frames onto all her movements XD
I'm so lucky to pull Nagiko during her Valentine's event. She is so very energetic and a good addition during farming, especially her dabbing extra attack 😆
@@desmondmalone438 won't really say she stole it but more like they decided to recast since Pocchi who was voiced by Jouji (Kirei) was changed to Gil's VA
Here's my own report for the Russian Lostbelt: "Anastasia GGEZ haha Rider Kintoki go brrrrr. Can't remember how the fight against Ivan went; probably relied on Support King Hassan. Atalante Alter's tummy too good, made me want to grab her for the next free SR ticket." Report done!
@@nargiaz Koyanska poisoned a slice of cake trying to kill Master(the cake had a note saying it was for Master but Gordolf ignored it and ate half of the slice of cake). So he ended up taking half the doze of poison intended for Master... Well he did save Master's life as the poison was only affecting both of them partially instead of the full doze that would have ensured the kill...
@@MokoES I mean yeah the doze was lethal but isn't master already immune to any poison, he can handle serenity with no effort If goredolf didnt eat half the cake they maybe wouldn't have had to go to china
@@Gabe-sp8ml no it did affect Ritsuka as it was reflected on the skills having some starting cooldown(its often used to indicate Ritsuka is under negative effects like just recently in the collab event). Ritsuka was affected it just wasnt as serious as Gordolf.
I could not stop laughing the moment Sei appeared, I knew she was quite hectic from her event but man is she crazy, and poor Muraski she was trying to help but got ignored. Also I would have problem making a report on the lostbelts, while only chaldea will read it but once they are able to fix the world who in the heck will believe anything that happend in the lostbelts
"everything went to hell when those fairies killed the queen, and then the mecha dragon, and then the angry doggo, and then the spinning fluffball And then a giant bug started eating the island" But hey it was a beautiful land
I can't count the number of times I've seen Sei Shounagon and Murasaki Shikibu and thought to myself, who the hell is that? I can now only think of them as Nagiko and Kaoruko-san...
video records can be decieving and limiting they cant capture everything. and there are MANY instances where they are unable to communicate and see what ritsuja and mashu are doing and finally... Gordolf wants to use it to check the mental state of Ritsuka and Mashu and adjust what he does to make things easier for them.
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As someone who has to write reports as part of my job, I deeply empathize with Fujimaru's pain
1:48
As the woman who wrote Japan's first great piece of literature, watching that report being written was literally sapping the life from Murasaki.
Murasaki, the greatest japanese female author, looking at Sei Shonagon, the second greatest japanese female author, typing a report like a hyperactive schoolgirl must truly be pain.
Not only Japan's first great piece of literature, quite possibly the first ever novel in human history.
@@HoshinoMirai definitely the first harem romance novel
@@actualpresidentfunnyvalent7471 totally pr0n?
@@anonnimoose7987harem, to say is a p0rn or not, it's up in the air
I love Murasaki's voice and Nagiko's zoomer energy
The incredible irony that Kaoruko is the actual zoomer and Nagiko is the boomer
Nagiko felt like a walking bundle of energy in this episode
It's hard to believe her voice actress is so varied with voices to throw out Nagiko, and also be the voice of Jolyne.
and Power.
She always feel like a walking budle of energy, always
Thats just Nagiko being Nagiko XD
Cure Summer
Poor murasaki shikibu having to witness this train wreck of a report being written
For Fujimaru, writing a report on the felling of the Lostbelt would unearth the trauma he experienced there, so it was inevitable that he hesitated.
the more lostbelts they prune, the more traumtic it becomes
“…And then the giant space spider fucking summoned itself as a heroic spirit..”
Goredolf: wat
"oh yeah, and my Aztec big sister and her insignificant other was there too!"
@@mirzapramudya1580 "Forgot to write it down that the ancient capital city of Mexico is a fashionable waifu."
Fujimaru: And, for some reason, Daybit's Servant keeps shouting "WOOOOOO" each time we hit him as though he's a masochist. It's creeping me out.
"my suppose to be senpai turn out was an old vampire who has a robotic centaur husband"
murasaki can’t handle sei’s energy
Zoomer energy too much for her
@@JohnWick-rh1zz
Just like her Vtuber sibling. Too much zoomer energy.
@@JohnWick-rh1zz yeah, but ain't Sei technically older than Murasaki?
@@eidenstill5729 that is the fun part: Sei is so trendy that she somehow achieved Zoomer Energy , even if she is from Heian and older than Murasaki.
To be fair not many people can
1:33 those fingers typing animation is simply *chefs kiss* immaculate!
I always forget that Sei is way older than Murasaki by how she acts but then Murasaki calls her by Sama and I remember it.
Ehhh historically, Sei should be at most 15 years older than Murasaki. They lived at the same time. (At the same time as Raikou, too!)
I like how this episode spent the most of its limited budget on keeping Sei Shounagon moving AT ALL TIMES.
I always think it's funny seeing calm, meek and reserved Murasaki genuinely get annoyed. Very entertaining.
Murasaki still has such a lovely, soothing voice
She's way too energetic for her own good lmao
Sei’s voice actor is so good
It's Jolyne VA btw
God bless Ai Fairouz
Fun fact, she's also Yunaka in Fire Emblem Engage!
Right? What is there to write?
"Place sucked, almost died again, bad guy did crazy moves, we win."
Done.
And everyone died. The End
"Place sucked, ran into Koyanskaya/a Crypter, they gloated, we fought monsters and the Lostbelt king's goons, fought the Lostbelt king, neutralized the tree/confirmed its destruction, and the Lostbelt vanished."
Rinse, wash, repeat.
even Murasaki started to called Fujimaru "Chan-mas" at 1:31 wwww
Nagiko is exactly how I imagine Power would be if she become a servant lol
Me seeing power in Nikke: perhaps she is an archer....
Coincidentally, they have the same VA
Hope that Denji and Aki's VA will be hired to voice some new Servants in the future. As well as Makima.
@@user-cYhjMAHpW too soon man the future
(Precure) Cure Summer as a Heroic Spirit
1:31 I like its when Murasaki can't hand Nagiko energy, and just call master as a Chan mas
Thanks for you hard work for us overseas fans!
Writing a report after a hard days work. I know how you feel Ritsuka
LOL, this is exactly why I make my reports on the spot, so by the time I clock out it's already written and ready to be sent.
I just love these two servants, they always bring a smile on my face.
1:17 - 1:22 My god! Nintendo Switch-chan's voice almost turned into Jolyne's voice for a while. 😳
REALLY, they make Fujimaru write report! I know Chaldea is understaffed but it's really that hard to make a report for High School Boy who risked his life everyday to save the world!?
In Fujimaru's defense, he was definitely very scarred at the fact he didn't save anyone, just destroyed a world that was given life by a miraculous mistake that shouldn't exist.
It's kinda one of his responsibility I guess, looking at the fact sometimes he lost connection with chaldea in some places so he need to make a report out of it himself
Since you mentioned he is still a highschool boy better apply the highschool standards. 300 word report with font size 14,be aure to submit before deadline
Years have passed since he was in high school. With all the Christmases passing unless he was 11 or 12 when he joined, he should be an adult now. Which is why the bleaching of the earth is a blessing, he doesn't have to pay his taxes right now.
@@infernaldisdain8051 'he doesn't have to pau his taxes'
Could it be.....bleaching of earth is a good civilization?
How can fujimaru be so relatable?
And thank you for translating and sharing the videos with us!!!
In case of anyone wondering why Murasaki Shikibu is reacting as such, she in real life is a poet/writer and wrote the famous 'Tale of Genji'. So seeing Sei Shonagon butchering the report hurts especially for her. But the irony is that Sei herself in real life is also a writer herself XD
It's even funnier given Nagiko's access to better education compared to most court officials. Meaning she could have wrote more elegantly than Murasaki if she felt like it, but instead the Pillow Book reads like a Heian era take on Twitter/Tumblr shitposts.
@@awesome15902 maybe her personality quite odd or so i heard that she is odd compared other court writer...
Traumatized boy writing a report? Of course he can’t do it!
2:24 He doesn't get it too! 😱
I swear, Murasaki melts me by simply speaking any word
Ai fairouz is very good with gyaru chara. 😍
Remember sei is older than murasaki
imagine ivan doing sei's NP animation
This is the equivalent of SpongeBob writing *THE* for his boat school essay assignment in the Procrastination episode.
Russian Lostbelt Report:
It was cold, the world is now full of hard to kill furries. Golems are cool. There's a NFF 'steam sale' . Minotaur was on steroids. Elephant knows Kamehameha and there was a piano solo. Patxi give a speech and dies. Ran over a Stand User twice with Golden Rider (luckily he didn't get ticket). Emo boy sad . We cut tree. Weird tree is no more.
I like it when goredolf said "I don't get it" and didn't get it, one of the anime of all time
Is it just me or are all of Nagiko's movements faster and more fluid? Like she's so extroverted and energetic that she willed more frames onto all her movements XD
damn i though i was being clever by saying Tarasque but i should have taken into account Sei being a natural photobomber...
Filling up a report sheet is pain
Murasaki episode, I'm healed.
I thought it was Anastasia Ivan ice-skating combo lmao
I'm so lucky to pull Nagiko during her Valentine's event. She is so very energetic and a good addition during farming, especially her dabbing extra attack 😆
still can't believe Shonagon and Jolyne shared the same VA
She was supposed to said like Mordred but Nagiko stole that role for Joyne in the anime
Sei Shounagon: CURE SUMMER-
@@desmondmalone438 won't really say she stole it but more like they decided to recast since Pocchi who was voiced by Jouji (Kirei) was changed to Gil's VA
@@thehurricantyrant5258 Gil probably said “I be a priest better then Kotomine” at that meeting
Nagiko's Power is showing
This is probably the most accurate adaptation of lb1 we'll ever get
Gordy automatically realize that ain't fujimaru who cooked the report
Zoomer-Boomer combo...its like Hololive's Vesper and Bae's collab(the fact that Sei and Bae have the same artist is hella coincidental)
Reminder that Sei Shonagon is the energetic Boomer xD
Gordolf’s reaction is just perfect.
Here's my own report for the Russian Lostbelt: "Anastasia GGEZ haha Rider Kintoki go brrrrr. Can't remember how the fight against Ivan went; probably relied on Support King Hassan. Atalante Alter's tummy too good, made me want to grab her for the next free SR ticket." Report done!
Nagiko being Natsuumi Manatsu/Cure Summer from Tropical-Rouge Precure
1:03 can hear Darkness voice lmao
Goredolf still eating cake even after what happened in lb3
well he also kept Koyanskaya's lipstick despite it allowing Koyan to summon herself to wherever it is...
he just cant resist both of these...
What happened then? I didn't read the story because I'm an idiot
@@nargiaz Koyanska poisoned a slice of cake trying to kill Master(the cake had a note saying it was for Master but Gordolf ignored it and ate half of the slice of cake). So he ended up taking half the doze of poison intended for Master... Well he did save Master's life as the poison was only affecting both of them partially instead of the full doze that would have ensured the kill...
@@MokoES
I mean yeah the doze was lethal but isn't master already immune to any poison, he can handle serenity with no effort
If goredolf didnt eat half the cake they maybe wouldn't have had to go to china
@@Gabe-sp8ml no it did affect Ritsuka as it was reflected on the skills having some starting cooldown(its often used to indicate Ritsuka is under negative effects like just recently in the collab event). Ritsuka was affected it just wasnt as serious as Gordolf.
Man, Nagiko works REALLY well in this style
I love Nagiko, i absolutely don't regret pulling her in the last valentine banner.
Japanese "JK" language, or the dialect used by Japanese high school girls these days is cryptic AF ......
I could not stop laughing the moment Sei appeared, I knew she was quite hectic from her event but man is she crazy, and poor Muraski she was trying to help but got ignored.
Also I would have problem making a report on the lostbelts, while only chaldea will read it but once they are able to fix the world who in the heck will believe anything that happend in the lostbelts
Oh god Goredolf, love this man
Goldorf wa wakaranai
Dammit i guessed Ivan doing a peace pose for the silhouette quiz, i shouldve known Nagiko is there
Murasaki vs Switch is always good
Poor poor budget-chan...Shonagon drained her dry!😭😭😭
To be fair, everything happening in Lostbelt is simply too weird to be repoted properly.
Cant they just make ritsuka to take GoPro into lostbelt instead of make him to write report.
What the hell with the silhoutte of this time!? I'm with Ritsuka in this, they don't want us to get it
Poor murasaki, even mash is out of her mind
Nagiko i just took down a literal god, destroyed a lostbelt resulting in thousands of lives lost, i dont have time for this.
COLD,HURT,DEAD!
I didn't know us Master need to do a report every time we go to a new Lostbelt.
「やばたにえんのむり（無理）ちゃづけ」
は「永谷園の海苔茶漬け（ながたにえんののりちゃづけ）」から派生した、いわゆる「地口」である。
I was hoping to see "Taizan Commentary Fest".
I wonder how well a Pillow Talk-style prose would go in an actual report...
"everything went to hell when those fairies killed the queen, and then the mecha dragon, and then the angry doggo, and then the spinning fluffball
And then a giant bug started eating the island"
But hey it was a beautiful land
1:48 uf
I can't count the number of times I've seen Sei Shounagon and Murasaki Shikibu and thought to myself, who the hell is that? I can now only think of them as Nagiko and Kaoruko-san...
2:05 Gotta stamp the cutest part.
I always wonder how they're able to get the seiyuus to take part in so many shorts like these.
Nagiko: *just write a poem of everything*
Me: "I will never forgive reports-"
Goredolf: wat
Everyone needs a Nagiko in life.
I love Nagiko.
Me too, she was my second 5 star and is my favorite servant.
Goldolf Music Doesn't Get It
nagiko looks really animated
Translating slangs is really hard but seems you’re doing well.
I see ya, bro!
Goredolf san wakaranai
kkkkkk murasaki-san is too precious! Awawawawawa
ah yes an intro that destroys my ear drum thank you (please tone it down a bit)
The red guy in cafeteria. Don't she mean EMIYA? Aw man, i want to make a full appearance in an episode 😩
he appears in the tsuna episode telling Ritsuka they couldnt cut the pizza
@@MokoES Yeah but, he made short apperance in that episode though
Now you know
I cant believe im actually seeing Patxi without crying
Goerdolf doesn't understand
He procrastinates just like me fr fr
Shikibu, you deserve better!
Honestly thought today twist was gonna be Darius elephant
Director Goredolf doesn't get it
Chikilau
Emotional engine full drive!!
Kayanon my beloved
Oh! I finally got one silhouette quiz!
When I see sei I can't avoid see jolyne
Nagikoooooo♥️♥️♥️♥️
this is cocomelon for fate fans
Nagiko yahhh funny I was talking about her and Murasaki two days ago
Wait... didn't they already have a video record on what was happening plus they were there! Why does he have to write the report! 😢
video records can be decieving and limiting they cant capture everything.
and there are MANY instances where they are unable to communicate and see what ritsuja and mashu are doing
and finally... Gordolf wants to use it to check the mental state of Ritsuka and Mashu and adjust what he does to make things easier for them.
i want to see raikou in that series 😭
Gordo is me.