'Film installed off of the Steam Workshop' is such a powerful descriptor for 2020s films. Don't get me wrong there's actually been lots of good cinema being released recently but the only films that so called normal people seem to talk about are the cackhanded overbudgeted messes that feel like they were assembled in a fugue state by overworked mentats.
16:44 the actual plot of Argylle involves a brain injury to CIA double agent and. also. at points in that movie you do feel like you are experiencing another brain injury
Just once instead of a modern Christmas movie going, "oh no the naughty list is way bigger than ever, only like five nice people left," I'd love for it to be, "oh yeah it's mostly nice people, there's always fewer and fewer naughty people, but some of the remaining naughty have become absolute bastards."
Most recent Jacked Pope? I submit for your consideration Julius II PP: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Julius_II "Nicknamed the Warrior Pope, the Battle Pope or the Fearsome Pope, it is often speculated that he had chosen his papal name not in honor of Pope Julius I but in emulation of Julius Caesar." I think this is the Pope who got shot up by cannons and was like, bring it
The Apostle Peter was a fisherman, and I'd assume regularly pulled on the oars, hauled in the main sheet and both threw out and pulled in the nets. He might have been the last whose lifestyle had depended on physical exertion. Move on about 550 years you get to that 7 year old boy who held that role after his family purchased it for only him to resign two years later aged 9.
I feel like "Military Style Christmas" was much better done in Arthur Christmas. The jokes about well trained suoergadgeted elves landed and the ultimate message was not "the troops are based" 😅
Okay but the military stuff being named against some second class type of guy designated by genetics is exactly like things being named Apache, Comanche, Chinook, etc
Several weeks ago, Dwayne Johnson and Lucy Liu were on The Graham Norton Show to promote that movie, and the clip they showed was kinda grim. But like, Dwayne and Lucy were both typing the movie up, and idk if they're just contractually obligated to do so, or what... but uh.... idk, I kinda tune into The Graham Norton Show semi reliabily, since it's on after the BBC News at 10, and I have a next to non-existent social life where a Friday night is really just watching the TV, and it's kinda fun watching two Hollywood A-listers and then two niche UK figures, usually a comedian and a broadcaster, get slowly drunk while being talked to by a gay Irish man, who used to be on that sitcom written by the transphobe. Though... usually The Graham Norton Show is followed by a rerun of that week's Drag Race UK, (or that reality show that's basically gay/lesbian love island with Kylie Minogue), so it's basically the gay shut-in programming slot on the BBC. This has been a rant, but watching the only good talkshow in the UK is basically slowly revealing all of Hollywood to be creatively bankrupt. Then again, they interviewed Selena Gomez and Zoe Saldaña for the Emilia Perez movie, and they said nothing about it (everyone I've talked to who's seen it says it's a horrific mockery of the trans lived experience), but Zoe spent way more time talking about her mother loving to watch 1960s Star Trek in Spanish, and that was cute.
Oh thank God. I read your post and the first thing I thought about Graham Norton being in Father Ted was a sense of uncertainty about whether Ardal O''Hanlon somehow became Graham Norton. Then I checked his filmography and obviously Graham Norton is Graham Norton (and did some guest appearances on the same show) while Ardal O'Hanlon is a different person with a separate existence from him.
@@FionaOfMountLawley the thing that pains me to no end about that series is that it's basically Irish Month Python, in so much that everyone quotes it all the bloody damn time across basically all of the island of Ireland. Words like "ecumenical" have been almost permanently ruined, as people only associate the word with the series. The other series, with Richard Ayoade and Chris O'Dowd has kinda died off, and ceased being culturally relevant. But no one, literally no one, can help themselves quote "g'wan" or "maybe I like the misery", like it's been engraved into their memory. Even the icon for the Irish subreddit, r/Ireland is taken from the series, specifically "A Song for Europe".
Milo should be fined for doing a Danish accent. We do not sound like Uter from the Simpsons. We sound like potato-mouthed alcoholics who think we're better than you.
This film’s streaming numbers were the most Fell-Asleep-With-The -TV-On numbers ever.
It's... deep voice... THE RED ONE
This is my first trash future lmfao
WTYP and this within 2 days? It’s a Christmas miracle!
'Film installed off of the Steam Workshop' is such a powerful descriptor for 2020s films.
Don't get me wrong there's actually been lots of good cinema being released recently but the only films that so called normal people seem to talk about are the cackhanded overbudgeted messes that feel like they were assembled in a fugue state by overworked mentats.
Red One is basically the joke movie from the start of Scrooged.
16:44 the actual plot of Argylle involves a brain injury to CIA double agent and. also. at points in that movie you do feel like you are experiencing another brain injury
Surprisingly J.K. Simmons also played "Santa" in one of the BEST Christmas movies I've seen in recent years, Klaus.
56:30 not me thinking Tannerite is named after Rory Kinnear's Tanner
Just once instead of a modern Christmas movie going, "oh no the naughty list is way bigger than ever, only like five nice people left," I'd love for it to be, "oh yeah it's mostly nice people, there's always fewer and fewer naughty people, but some of the remaining naughty have become absolute bastards."
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Most recent Jacked Pope? I submit for your consideration Julius II PP:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Julius_II
"Nicknamed the Warrior Pope, the Battle Pope or the Fearsome Pope, it is often speculated that he had chosen his papal name not in honor of Pope Julius I but in emulation of Julius Caesar."
I think this is the Pope who got shot up by cannons and was like, bring it
The Apostle Peter was a fisherman, and I'd assume regularly pulled on the oars, hauled in the main sheet and both threw out and pulled in the nets. He might have been the last whose lifestyle had depended on physical exertion.
Move on about 550 years you get to that 7 year old boy who held that role after his family purchased it for only him to resign two years later aged 9.
@FionaOfMountLawley yes!!!
One and a half million PER MINUTE and they still couldn't afford to shoot it in color.
Horrifying.
these jokes are getting dangerously close to the plot of Elves, released in 1989 starring Dan Haggerty, Deanna Lund, and Ken Carpenter
I suggest the honest-to-god real Rambo Christmas Special, Rambo: When SAVAGE Stole Santa.
I feel like "Military Style Christmas" was much better done in Arthur Christmas. The jokes about well trained suoergadgeted elves landed and the ultimate message was not "the troops are based" 😅
Okay but the military stuff being named against some second class type of guy designated by genetics is exactly like things being named Apache, Comanche, Chinook, etc
Hot take: Red One is an excellent movie to get drunk and watch with friends
24:10 now imagine a civ div type santa forces volunteer
You do not need Seagal to come back at all. He kidnapped and repeatedly assaulted a woman.
Watch "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny".
*prolly only rifftrax tho.
Okay but look, the thing about Russian Santa is he's Orthodox, right? Orthodox Chrimbo ain't until Jan 7th! Still time to get the shirt out!
Several weeks ago, Dwayne Johnson and Lucy Liu were on The Graham Norton Show to promote that movie, and the clip they showed was kinda grim.
But like, Dwayne and Lucy were both typing the movie up, and idk if they're just contractually obligated to do so, or what... but uh.... idk, I kinda tune into The Graham Norton Show semi reliabily, since it's on after the BBC News at 10, and I have a next to non-existent social life where a Friday night is really just watching the TV, and it's kinda fun watching two Hollywood A-listers and then two niche UK figures, usually a comedian and a broadcaster, get slowly drunk while being talked to by a gay Irish man, who used to be on that sitcom written by the transphobe.
Though... usually The Graham Norton Show is followed by a rerun of that week's Drag Race UK, (or that reality show that's basically gay/lesbian love island with Kylie Minogue), so it's basically the gay shut-in programming slot on the BBC.
This has been a rant, but watching the only good talkshow in the UK is basically slowly revealing all of Hollywood to be creatively bankrupt. Then again, they interviewed Selena Gomez and Zoe Saldaña for the Emilia Perez movie, and they said nothing about it (everyone I've talked to who's seen it says it's a horrific mockery of the trans lived experience), but Zoe spent way more time talking about her mother loving to watch 1960s Star Trek in Spanish, and that was cute.
Yes, the hype is an obligation, especially for a big-budget movie.
Oh thank God. I read your post and the first thing I thought about Graham Norton being in Father Ted was a sense of uncertainty about whether Ardal O''Hanlon somehow became Graham Norton. Then I checked his filmography and obviously Graham Norton is Graham Norton (and did some guest appearances on the same show) while Ardal O'Hanlon is a different person with a separate existence from him.
@@FionaOfMountLawley the thing that pains me to no end about that series is that it's basically Irish Month Python, in so much that everyone quotes it all the bloody damn time across basically all of the island of Ireland.
Words like "ecumenical" have been almost permanently ruined, as people only associate the word with the series.
The other series, with Richard Ayoade and Chris O'Dowd has kinda died off, and ceased being culturally relevant.
But no one, literally no one, can help themselves quote "g'wan" or "maybe I like the misery", like it's been engraved into their memory. Even the icon for the Irish subreddit, r/Ireland is taken from the series, specifically "A Song for Europe".
@@FionaOfMountLawley The two genders brackets Irish?
Is this movie just the Christmas-ized Wish cinematic adaptation of Artemis Fowl?
Santa's Workshop was reskinned Asgaard, wasn't it?
HOW DID YOU NOT CALL THE RUSSIAN SANTA MOVIE "ДЕД ONE"
You gotta check out Prep & Landing and maybe it's sequel because its this idea but good or at least competent. Two 22 minute specals just so you know
Milo should be fined for doing a Danish accent. We do not sound like Uter from the Simpsons. We sound like potato-mouthed alcoholics who think we're better than you.
next year North pole has failen
The south Pole is where the oil is. The North Pole is just a bunch of dead bears
I thought Red One was part of a franchise with a forgettable Rock action movie "Red List" ...