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Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week
Mock The Week | Series 16 | BBC
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"You don't look like you did through the binoculars" then that smile, just brilliant from Hugh Dennis
Thomas Mahoney comedy legend!
Very funny, it’s not stalking if they give in!!
First time seeing him but he's a genius! This one send me 🤣
Can anyone please explain ?
@@saileshkumar9529 the idea is that he has been stalking her before the 1st date through binoculars so it ruins it when he says that
I love how James does a little dance when he's trying to be charismatic
but why does it work blissfully? XD
And Failing!
The parking ticket joke was hilarious!
that guys from football daily
Lawsyjnr _ the football Republic
will he quit the TH-cam channel job and get a job at the BBC?
He had some good jokes, but I didn't really appreciate that one.
TechnicPlayer 72 no
"Your father must have been a thief.
AND IM GONNA CATCH HIM, IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO YOUR FATHERS GOING TO PRISON!"
I love that one
Don’t get it
@@syedmuntaqimrashid9957 It subverts a well-known, super cheesy pickup line "Your father must have been a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
Honestly all my friends would say this
Syed Muntaqim Rashid you and me both
*"Hey girl you must be tired, cause you look real tired. Get some rest, lady!"* 😂😂😂😂
Hey girl you look tired because you been running in my mind all day.
He killed me with that one
That's the best one from this video 😁
I fact i knew this was going to be Nish b4 i watched the video 😂
This surely has to be one of the best rounds - all of them had a funny joke and there was no weak link - plus there must have been 6 or 7 REALLY funny ones!
I was crying three jokes in, that never happens usually.
Absolutely, I just got in a rut of watching these and this is like my 40th one and it was the best!
It sure as hell was...
Agreed. I think this is a contender for the best ever Scenes We'd Like To See
James, Nish and the bird were shit as usual
'i like my men like i like... women' lmao same i got u girl
4 some?
@Nik lol yeah okay cool... we'll wait patiently for her answer then
@@tinman8311 3 months in.... i think she's dead
Prime bi energy
@@sarahelster6835 i think it works for aces too
americans: british boys are so charming and cute
british boys:
First conversation my parents had, my Dad told my Mum about getting the shit kicked out of him and his mate when his mate slagged off a rugby players girlfriend.
But... he did make her laugh.
@@runningfromabear8354 kk😂
@@Thawhid Are you suggesting he wasn't charming and cute? 😜
Hey, if someone has a stupid sense of humure these work!
This is glorious, I've been looking for "good chat up lines for girls to guys" for a while now, and I think this has helped. Have you heard people talk about - Venevelyn Female Fornify - (search on google ) ? Ive heard some great things about it and my buddy got amazing success with it.
*nope should have gone to specsavers*
Yao Ming that line slayed.
Savage!
I thought it was specs service? XD
Specsavers have some shit products; just FYI: OPSM have much better quality.
Yank here, what’s the joke??
Dara's laugh makes it 10 times better😂😂😂
Ryan_cfc o
Ryan_cfc Gives it the seal of approval 😂
I miss robot wars
This was the best episode of this show for years
The Surgeon I feel like the guy in a white shirt brings something much needed to it.
That's tragic
Jackson Brown - You're also extremely late
What, since Frankie Boyle was on it? Mock The Week has been shite since then.
Percepto Shmegington - Thanks for your input. You'd only know that if you watched it, and you wouldn't watch it if it was shite. Pointless comment
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE RED
THE SKY IS RED
I AM BLEEDING
IN MY EYES
YOU ARE RED
That was so dumb it made me laugh out loud 😂
Roses are red
Violets are red
You are red
The sky is red
It's the solar apocalypse
Everything is red
Oh god help me
IN YOUR EYES
What's the name of that dude
James Acaster is awesome.
James Wilson he's fantastic ☺
Not really
Just cause you're not mentally adept enough to understand his humour.
He's utter dogshit. He just rambles about a load of bollocks
Nah, even Milton or ed is better than him!
"Hey girl, are you the Bible? Because I'll misinterpret everything you say to fit my needs"
You win at Internetting.
w h e e z e
well that's blasphemous
@64Fabby That moment when your retorts aren't even humerous
@64Fabby Not exactly the most creative person in the world, are you?
I love how James always makes Dara really laugh
He’s the most uncunny funt
Love James' delivery.
This is probably one of my favourite Scenes We'd Like To See rounds.
James, Ed, and Rhys should have their own buddy TV sitcom.
100% would watch
james and ed have their own podcast now i think
I don't like Rhys
0:35 One of the funniest things I've ever heard
Can you explain this joke please
@@n1kurd The original/well known version of the pick up line is something like "Your father must have been a thief, , because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" so his joke placed a twist on that.
@@_t.m_ thanks mate
That “Get some rest, lady!” Had me cackling😂😂
2:03, the more times I watch it the funnier it gets. Is it just me? Because I was in tears when I'd listened to that for the 10th time 😂
Rhys James should be on here more often.
He's quite funny but unfortunately uses his previous stand--up material quite a lot
TheProcrastinatingWolf watch football republic
I do. That's how I know him.
TheProcrastinatingWolf
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TheProcrastinatingWolf
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I found Hugh's first one funnier than I should 😂
TanyaTurner06 i couldnt understand what he said can you tell me
Pewdiepie smosh 'Nope. Should have gone to spec savers'
Pewdiepie smosh basically she's ugly and he should have gotten his eyes tested before looking at her
@@pewdiepiesmosh2055 Specsavers is a shop in the UK that performs eye tests and sells prescription glasses.
How funny "should" you have found it?
A wonderful time to share a comment I saw online: I like my men like I like my coffee, nowhere near my genitals
From_ashes_to_fire I like my men like I like my whiskey
Straight
@@impossibleeatable501 just like james charles
I like my coffee like I like my women. Without other guys dick in
“get some rest lady” lol
This is one of the best rounds EVER, nearly every single joke was hilarious!
YOUR FATHERS GOING TO PRISON
What’s his name?
liam barton James Acaster
This was possibly the best round I've ever seen. Huge laughs for every joke.
"Your father must have been a thief... And I am going to catch him if it's the last thing I do, your father's going to prison!" 😂😂😂
"hey girl you must be tired because you look real tired get some rest lady" has me in stitches every time
*“you don’t look like you did through the binoculars”*
"kinky stuff in clogs" cracked me up 😂😂😂
😆😂
Her partner is Dutch
Glad Rhys James is getting the attention he deserves! Always thought he was hilarious 😂
“i’m so lonely *god i’m so lonely* “
Yo, that guy in the white shirt is actually really funny. What's his name?
Also, James is a genius.
Nosaj Rhys James
Brilliant!
+Nosaj rhys james
Rhys James
No one was wearing a white shirt?
"I like my men like I like... women." Yep sorry but I'm using that one
James acaster and Hugh may just save this show
John Smith Hugh’s been trying to save the show since Rory and Frankie left. He’s finally got some help
Hugh is the reason I still watch, just the delivery of his lines makes it so bloody hilarious
rhys is really good as well I think
Well that comment aged badly. Rip mtw.
This whole skit is amazing. Not a single weak link
"Get some rest lady" 🤣🤣😂
You could be a model... for Weightwatchers.
My entry: "Do these napkins smell like chloroform to you?"
I thought it was pretty good...
Ted Hendey You copied it from Jimmy Carr
it's way older than Mrs Brown's Boys and older than when Jimmy Carr said it. It's funny either way.
Ted Hendey I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's been done.
As an American who’s never even heard of this show, this is my new favorite thing.
The bi joke paired with the bi flag colors in the background just really sent it home hskdhsm
Daras snort laugh at the your fathers going to prison joke is so good haha 😂
I died at the Brexit one. Best episode in a while.
Brexit jokes are the ones the worst comedians do. Everyone can make a shit Brexit joke, as demonstrated by the shit comedian.
This is the most fun I’ve ever seen Dara have on this show.
“Your father must have been a thief, and I’m going to catch him if it’s the last thing I do, your fathers going to prison” 😂😂 James is an absolute genius!
My favourite from mock the week will always be “roses are red, violets are red, the grass is all red shit the gardens of fire” 😂😂
your father must have been a thief is in the top 3 funniest mock the week moments, had me in stitches james.
so many things... but "like my coffee always getting my name wrong", had em cracked up
"Nope, should've gone to Specsavers!" - Best part yet!
_you know it's gonna be good when you see james acaster_
3:09 the fact this was recorded in 2017 makes PERFECT sense
That parking ticket joke. I'm weak😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm not having much luck at the moment so I decided to drop down a division"
Works every time 😂
"So, do you come here often?"
"Well, if I stare at those strippers for long enough, yes."
“I can read your face like an open book... specifically the Call of Cthulhu”
My entry, "Do you like the music of showaddywaddy?"
Moonimoop The supreme Well dammit, Hugh really should've pulled that joke. I miss his Showaddywaddy jokes. 😞
He doesn't do them anymore. I really shouldn't have to explain why.
Sergeant Goldust I don't know why, please explain.
Johan Sjöö Ferm I thought he already knew that and that was the reason he was making the jokes in the first place
Johan Sjöö Ferm I thought he already knew that and that was the reason he was making the jokes in the first place.
Also, nice to know your second name is a lake.
hey! it's the football fuck ups guy
jordan cooney yeah haha he's the reason I clicked on this
williamsk011 He's a standup comedian. He didn't start off on TH-cam
I like him more now.
Rhys James
Yeah I noticed that too
Acaster is on another level.
Rhys' last one was savage 😂
One of the best clips for quality of jokes. So many to choose from
James, Hugh and Dara are just brilliant.
2:24 i almost choked on my lolly.
"Nope, should have gone specsavers" I died 😂😂😂😂
Love Hugh! But all of them were stellar in this scene! 👍👏😂
James comes out with some of the most surreal things. It’s no wonder everyone else cracks up!
lost it at “your dad must of been a thief”
This is my unlikely chat line
"Roses are red
Get in my van"
The prison line had me on the floor.
‘You look like a million dollars, not as impressive as 10 years ago’. 😂😂
(Took me a second or two to get that one)
1:37 - the Hugh Dennis shoot down is a killer
« So do you come here often to this std clinic » 😂😂😂😂this one got me dead
Don't know if it i because I'm tired or it's Friday or both, bur I laughed at every joke!
the loyalty card one has me crying😂😂
1:16 literally killed me
RIP
To 95% of the commenters: We heard it in the video, thanks.
People talking about James Acaster saving this when most of them had hilarious lines. Mkay.
3:29 favourite joke 😁
"And at number one, it's Arsenal"
The Cheesy Nachos What does that even mean?
First Name Surname It’s a joke about a TH-cam series called “Top ten fuck ups of the week” which is football related (hence why he said Arsenal) and Rhys James hosts it.
Rogue Electro It's not really relevant to "unlikely chat-up lines" though is it
First Name Surname Considering the host is in this video, I’d say it’s kinda relevant.
Rogue Electro must be an arsenal fan😂
2:34
Frankie Boyle version: To be honest, I'd put I together with anything just to keep it away from H and V.
James Acaster probably has the best delivery of any comedian.
There's a loyalty card every 10 shags I buy u a present 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Look at how Ed reacts to James jokes . The man is in love with him
Ezra Daßer THEY ARE TOO CUTE.
So many bangers in this set.
James Acastar is hilarious
So his chat up line would work on you?
Because, not only is your father a thief that should be in prison. Your mother must have been an angel, that fell from heaven and now she has to pay for her sins! YOUR PARENTS ARE CRIMINALS!
....can't believe I'm still watching this clip, and it gets funnier each time!
Best show- good so see the f*ck up guy making waves
YOUR FATHERS GOING TO PRISON! LMAO!
I've watched this so many times and I still laugh at James' joke about her dad going to prison
All of them were on point in this video
My Entry:
Were you born on a motorway, because that's where most accidents happen.
I swear anything that comes out of James’ mouth is gold
One of their best rounds
“Your father's going to prison!”
Best. Line. Ever.
a close tie to *air quotes * "get off your lips!"
JAMES ACASTER
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Eleanor Xoxo YES, HE IS SUCH A TREASURE TROVE OF FUNNY AND CUTENESS!
WHY IS THIS THE BEST CHANNEL AHHAAHAHA IM LOVING THIS MOCK THE WEEK HAHAHA 😂😂😂
"You're the most beautiful woman I've seen in 20 years. Yeah prison was tough!"
Absolutely brilliant.
Hugh's the best.
That's what she wanted, but i'm small.
2:42 love it!