The Worst Andrew Tate Clone

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    In this video, I'm sharing the worst Andrew Tate clone with you. Don't let this guy slow you down or steal your thunder - learn how to stand out from the crowd and be the best you can be!
    You are not just a copy of anyone else, so don't let Andrew Tate's bad example hold you back. You can be the best Andrew Tate clone there is, and that starts with learning how to stand out from the crowd. In this video, I'll teach you how to do just that. So stay strong, and remember: you are the best you can be!

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  • @SammyCat27
    @SammyCat27 ปีที่แล้ว +1462

    "You're depressed because you have negative thoughts" Buddy im pretty sure those are just the symptoms

    • @thinkofsomethin3176
      @thinkofsomethin3176 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Think less 🧐

    • @heatheretaithaha
      @heatheretaithaha ปีที่แล้ว +6

      like I never went like "Omg electrons are so cool- when I was a young boy"

    • @spookyurl4665
      @spookyurl4665 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      You have a cold because you are coughing and have a fever

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@spookyurl4665Crazy how that happens 😂

    • @Cap_Briggsy
      @Cap_Briggsy ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro was so close, he just needed to strike and reverse it.

  • @catiephillips5239
    @catiephillips5239 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    To say that depression is someone’s fault is the same as telling someone with the flu that it’s their fault because their negative thoughts manifested the virus.

    • @drdata9700
      @drdata9700 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He low key probably believes kooky shit like that too lmao

    • @eternallustformedusa4844
      @eternallustformedusa4844 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you don’t wanna get the flu stop jerking on 5 times a day. antibodies are stored in the balls

    • @pastelcapricorn
      @pastelcapricorn ปีที่แล้ว +21

      you have a flu because youre coughing and sneezing too much

    • @getoffofmyspamaccount
      @getoffofmyspamaccount ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Literally had someone tell me this once 😭 “just stop thinking you’re sick”

    • @ariannemartell7410
      @ariannemartell7410 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@drdata9700Yeah this is what the "manifesting" people are like.

  • @NotGarfield87
    @NotGarfield87 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    So basically his advice to everyone is "Hate yourself so you force yourself to fit the standards I find attractive" cool. Thanks for the insight.

    • @TheeQuinnM
      @TheeQuinnM ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oml so accurate. He's so dumb😭

    • @Freja_snail
      @Freja_snail ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But make sure when you hate yourself you don’t get depression since it’s your fault 😂

    • @chain_7717
      @chain_7717 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Freja_snailLMAOO

  • @UnkownWonders
    @UnkownWonders ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Him contradicting himself so much is peak comedy. He definitely is the one person that unironically will tell homeless people to just buy a home.

    • @JELLYC4T-fp7gi
      @JELLYC4T-fp7gi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or the classic “just get a job” even though it’s nearly impossible for people without homes to get a job especially since a lot of them are ex criminals

  • @Dis_associate
    @Dis_associate ปีที่แล้ว +106

    “Did you know depression is all your fault?” That sounds like my depression

  • @lavenderbear581
    @lavenderbear581 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    I’m sorry but as a person with depression, when he said “it’s all your fault”, it made me crack up 😂. Thank you for this little nugget of media

    • @erdbar718
      @erdbar718 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same. Also his reaction to "it's genetics". Yeah right let me just change my DNA real quick lol
      (note: it's proven that genetics cause people to be more or less prone to get a mental illness like depression but I guess bro doesn't believe in genetics)

    • @holyboiamethin2790
      @holyboiamethin2790 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@erdbar718ugh my dads side of the family has a history of severe depression. I have been dealing with depression for nearly a decade. My moms side seems to have autism and ADHD lol (my mom and half brother are autistic. I’m sure there’s more on my moms side. Not sure about dads side)

  • @0live0llie
    @0live0llie ปีที่แล้ว +752

    wow! after hearing his words, instantaneously, i became skinny, cured my depression, turned into a cis alpha male. incredible!
    also man i loved my eyebrow slit D:

    • @cvnty.goblin
      @cvnty.goblin ปีที่แล้ว +58

      they're cool on cool people!! you're fine ❤️

    • @Velvet_star
      @Velvet_star ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I thought eyebrow slits were only for Butch lesbians

    • @1Valkyri3
      @1Valkyri3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Velvet_starme too

    • @cvnty.goblin
      @cvnty.goblin ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Velvet_star becoming a butch lesbian is cool!

    • @superspermfish
      @superspermfish ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Velvet_star yea like sneako

  • @magena120
    @magena120 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    “You were probably a happy child”, ah yes because having divorced parents, one of them abusing drugs , having no siblings or friends, constantly being bullied because of how socially awkward I was and a lot of family death sounds like a “happy child”. Guess depression out of feeling loneliness isn’t something that can happen to children.

    • @rachelhansen2417
      @rachelhansen2417 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My childhood was happy until anxiety and depression arrived at the age of 8. Even with nearly everything else being right, chemical imbalance can still strike.

    • @charlier.7396
      @charlier.7396 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've had anxiety long before my trauma,, like some of my earliest memories (3/4 even) are moments where I was severely anxious. This guy is full of shit lol

    • @ivy7417
      @ivy7417 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I started therapy when I was four. FOUR YEARS OLD. I expressed suicidal ideation before I could read. But sure. I was a happy child :)

    • @ivy7417
      @ivy7417 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TB-dz6zl you've solved childhood trauma and all mental illnesses. Great job!

    • @ivy7417
      @ivy7417 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TB-dz6zl how would I know? People who do have trauma tend to have more empathy towards others who also have it. Something you seemed to lack based off your initial comment, which is the only thing about you I have anything to go off of. 🤔

  • @cardboard.box27
    @cardboard.box27 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “it’s not genetics you weren’t a depressed child”
    it would blow his mind if he met me, a child (well, 14, so still technically a child) who comes from a long line of people who are either on anti-depressants or have undiagnosed depression

    • @wepeelwraps
      @wepeelwraps ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hey sister! i know how you feel alll too well and just wanted to say i’ve found so so much more hope & happiness as an adult. 14-16 were some of my worst years so please hang in there. i’m 25 and while i’m not exactly where i’d like to be, it’s more than i ever saw for myself at 14! you’ve got this💛

    • @emma-sk3jw
      @emma-sk3jw ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hi i just wanted to pop in and say it does get better ❤i was depressed growing up too and the teen years were the worst. i’m 22 now and finally loving life with a LOT of work lol. Genetics make depression such a bitch and I’m sorry you’re going through this. Stay strong, i promise everything will turn out great 🩷

    • @NotaArtist
      @NotaArtist ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Righhtttt. It was my fault I was raised in a heavily religious home , discovered I was trans and my parents refused to aknowledge my identity or transition. Suureeee. That's fully my fault. Thanks man
      This guy is trying to hard to suck Andrew Tate's dick and it's kinda sad tbh

    • @sylmaerie
      @sylmaerie ปีที่แล้ว +13

      right like i was seriously considering ending it at 9 years old but yeah children can’t be depressed

    • @charlier.7396
      @charlier.7396 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yo I'm only 17 but I promise you it can get better- I'm still depressed obvi but I'm far more capable of dealing with it than I was at 14. Hang in there buddy,, I'm sure you're doing amazingly.

  • @nevermnid
    @nevermnid ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This guy really said the cause of depression is negative thoughts and then proceeds to tell depressed people “you’re weak” and everything bad is their fault.. yeah, I’m sure after hearing that any bad thoughts will now be gone.

  • @ClairityRoseCalvillo
    @ClairityRoseCalvillo ปีที่แล้ว +225

    im so glad youre here jake and that you didnt leave this earth at 18 your videos make me happy and i get excited when i see that you uploaded

    • @lindsayrose26
      @lindsayrose26 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      same, Jake is amazing its a better world with him here

    • @superspermfish
      @superspermfish ปีที่แล้ว +38

      he did leave the earth at 18 he is making videos on the moon he just hasnt revealed it yet

    • @lindsayrose26
      @lindsayrose26 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@superspermfish Jakes office is actually inside the hollow moon. confirmed??

  • @vburge7481
    @vburge7481 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When he said ‘bruv’ and ‘across the pond’ did he think this guy is British? He sounds like he’s from Southern Africa

  • @salt907
    @salt907 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    As a person with a slit eyebrow, we do not accept these people

    • @breezemansker3366
      @breezemansker3366 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Grow it back rn

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're one of the good ones dw 😂

    • @salt907
      @salt907 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @sourgreendolly7685 it was an accident. I thought it would be a good idea to use a razor to my brows instead of plucking it out like a normal person, and the next thing I knew, part of my brow was deleted off of my face. I don't hate it anymore and it's sort of a part of me now

    • @pencerism
      @pencerism ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yooo ghiaccio pfp hell yeah

    • @salt907
      @salt907 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @pencerism Yea I like Jojo and play as Ghiaccio in the Jojo fighting game so that's the origins of the pfp

  • @Teddyhammy
    @Teddyhammy ปีที่แล้ว +25

    As a plus sized depressed man with chronic back pain I had no idea that apparently everything about me is incorrect and my fault. I’m glad he told me this I never knew!

  • @dunjunart
    @dunjunart ปีที่แล้ว +64

    i've never heard of this guy before but i'm pretty sure my depression is all *his* fault actually, he's the guy causing depression for everyone

  • @Spleenshore_
    @Spleenshore_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “You choose your thoughts”
    Intrusive thoughts: *agressive knocking*

  • @alcade1086
    @alcade1086 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    i did not think he would start the video like that LOLLL

  • @goos3billogn4
    @goos3billogn4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    some days I just NEED your sassy commentary. it makes me feel better and I don't even expect it.

  • @just_brittny
    @just_brittny ปีที่แล้ว +23

    He’s not Andrew Tate. He’s a dollar general version of Sneako. 😂😂😂

    • @Lili-ey1nd
      @Lili-ey1nd ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrew tate, then the Andrew tate clone who Andrew knighted himself, than an un-knighted clone of Andrew rated clone 😂

  • @sierragutierrez9941
    @sierragutierrez9941 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I was having a tipsy conversion with the sweetest person ever… then had a conversation of him saying things like “you just have to tell yourself to get out of bed” ect as I try to explain CLINICAL depression. In that moment I really saw a glimpse of a neurotypical mind. It was insane
    *6:51 IT TOTALLY WAS LIKE THIS

  • @carsynjade
    @carsynjade ปีที่แล้ว +19

    As someone who just got diagnosed with depression and is dying to the medication I think people like this just make it worse and make you think your lying to yourself
    (Gaslight, Gatekeep, Gurlboss)

    • @carsynjade
      @carsynjade ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If anyone cares enough no I’m not actually dying (saying that before I hear I hear a wooosh go over someone’s head) I just feel exhausted, and I just took my second pill, (I take an anti depressant that also helps with my anxiety I was just diagnosed with)

    • @Wasteurself
      @Wasteurself ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sorry to hear that but I hope the meds are helping. Being diagnosed can really help you learn what to work on, where you need help and how to cope. Its a very hard journey and takes a lot of work to get to a good place depending on how bad your depression and anxiety is. I hope all goes well and with time it will get better. I know it doesn't really help to hear, but it is true. I've been through so much shit and never thought id make it to 17. Now I'm 22 and while I still struggle with both and a couple other diagnoses, it is much better than when I was younger and saw no way out. Its not easy and it might seem like it will never get better, but it becomes more manageable over time. Having a good support group, finding the right meds(which can be a huge struggle at first) and therapy helps sooo much. Don't give up, you've got this!

    • @lilmissemi
      @lilmissemi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ECT is a great option to look into if you fail off a few meds! Much more effective and cured my treatment resistant depression 😊

  • @bubblegumcrab
    @bubblegumcrab ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "You were not a depressed child" i can assure you i was good sir

  • @aggressive-waffle-person7508
    @aggressive-waffle-person7508 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I find this man offensive to the eyebrowslit community

    • @chimppower2748
      @chimppower2748 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      im so sorry your community has to face slitphobia everyday ❤

    • @phrastro7075
      @phrastro7075 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@chimppower2748i keep thinking people are saying cl¡tphobia 😭😭

    • @PossumInBoots
      @PossumInBoots ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@phrastro7075 that's what misogynists have

    • @sonderfulsable
      @sonderfulsable ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@PossumInBootsthey're cl¡tphobic in the way rabies makes you hydrophobic

  • @frickfrog6546
    @frickfrog6546 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    is this dude recording in a steel box, why is the echo like that

    • @De_Selby
      @De_Selby ปีที่แล้ว

      It's because of the echo chamber he's in lol

  • @scarlettbaltazar4121
    @scarlettbaltazar4121 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Hi Jake, plz do another Shane bingo with Hannah. It’s one of my favorite videos to play as background noise while I do schoolwork lol

    • @maddisonnoble4787
      @maddisonnoble4787 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ive rewatched that shane bingo video like 4 times its so fun

  • @divapig_0723
    @divapig_0723 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jake, HE IS NOT BRITISH

  • @ArturGlass.C
    @ArturGlass.C ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Honestly he reads to me as a guy who's depressed and CHOSE to be in denial about it and that's the choice he's actually talking about.
    And if so..man been there done that, it'll always catch up to you.
    Also "you were probably a happy child" is just hilarious. Like yes, I loved being sexually assaulted by my grandfather. Truly a dope experience.

  • @alyssacusterr
    @alyssacusterr ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wait till he realizes skinny people can be depressed too 😱😱

  • @carnivault
    @carnivault ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “you’re depressed because you have negative thoughts” is the cinematic parallel to “you’re just mad because you’re angry”

  • @spikesomerville3530
    @spikesomerville3530 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You chose the life you have right now" Yeah because I chose to have PTSD. I chose to get traumatized. Like- That's so invalidating to people who have depression because of things like abuse and SA.
    If anyone else has gone through those things please know that it's not your fault and you did not choose this.
    You're not weak. You are a survivor. And I am proud of you for making it to live another day.

  • @mizgothica6485
    @mizgothica6485 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a overweight person calling me a whale is not a great way to motivate me

  • @sashawolfson3602
    @sashawolfson3602 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "You were probably a Happy Child" Ah yes, so being with a Naraccistic mother that consistently emotionally abuses and sometimes physically abuse, Being bullied every day by males cause look different, being almost groomed on the internet, and finally losing sleep over your mom's and her multiple exes night arguments makes a child VERY "Happy". Guess my Depression is my fault instead of those things.

  • @Common_Blue
    @Common_Blue ปีที่แล้ว +18

    TW: OCD and Self harm
    This idiot of a man said that you control your own thoughts. Yes bc I choose to have intrusive thoughts daily abt my family dying bc i don’t flip the light switch 5 times exactly and having intrusive thoughts abt hurting myself. yeah definitely my fault and i 100 percent chose to make my own thoughts miserable.
    what a smart dude/s

    • @isabellagenua8469
      @isabellagenua8469 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im sorry you go through that
      This sad fuck has no education and any awareness of basically anything lol

    • @lemonmeat
      @lemonmeat ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yep its apparently my fault for getting c-ptsd from repeated childhood trauma i guess?? what is this man on

    • @mothdotslot
      @mothdotslot ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it's my fault that my brain broke from sa during infancy and now im multiple people because i thought it would be fun... according to this nofap knockoff

  • @Cap_Briggsy
    @Cap_Briggsy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "And I bet he really hates the word transition"
    That shit had me rolling it's too accurate.

  • @loneleeone9122
    @loneleeone9122 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    dude if depression was a choice, i wouldn't have chosen it

  • @v_eye_let_17
    @v_eye_let_17 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorite part of this is the inspirational music while he’s saying “IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT.” 😹

  • @azurelord64
    @azurelord64 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “It’s your fault that you’re depressed”
    The people who say shit like this are usually people who are secretly depressed themselves, but are too narcissistic and sociopathic to admit that, so in order to make themselves feel something, they have a need to judge and put down others who are emotionally vulnerable.

  • @sophitiaofhyrule
    @sophitiaofhyrule ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You were probably a happy child" Does this guy not know that children are capable of feeling sadness? 🤨

  • @bobobaa
    @bobobaa ปีที่แล้ว +18

    wowee filmed edited and published same day
    jakey works so hard for us ❤

  • @gabiinprogress
    @gabiinprogress ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "we all know the feeling of busting five times in one day" "SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!!!!!" I'm sobbing

  • @TheMoonlightMage
    @TheMoonlightMage ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wait till this guy finds out women have multiple O's, he's gonna be fuckin terrified

  • @smartodie
    @smartodie ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Why does it sound like he's stuck in a slide?😭

  • @bentelford1
    @bentelford1 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You know he's South African not British right.......

  • @nat.dorenvic
    @nat.dorenvic ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you're a person who never experienced any depressive and/or anxiety episode this is a perfect example of the thoughts many depressed people tend to have while in an emotional distress and/or during their depressive episode, he is the personification of the train of thought when we're in such a vulnerable and difficult state.
    The way this guy says "it's all your fault for being depressed" is quite literally my inner critic when something happens and i begin spiraling and ruminating which often leads to having a sensory overload, a meltdown (yay my autistic ass) and a full-on crying session :')
    xoxo to all of you's, and especially to those with mental health issues and disorders, *YOU'RE NOT ALONE, LOVE*

  • @typhaneyritchey4180
    @typhaneyritchey4180 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jokes on him, I wanted to take my exit at 8 years old 😂😂 I was on zoloft a good portion of my childhood.

  • @michael-tu7ec
    @michael-tu7ec ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “but not in a gay what that’s not helpful” as someone who does more reps at the gym when there’s a hot guy there i think he might want to reassess that

  • @angrywommy
    @angrywommy ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just finished your latest jojo/predator video, glad to have more content :)

  • @ad8d802
    @ad8d802 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ve got clinical depression and Borderline Personality Disorder, while those are not my fault, I’ve definitely thought they were in the past until I was correctly diagnosed and found closure. This sounds like a guy who has never had anything traumatic happen in his life. Never invalidate someone about their mental health, especially if they’re already in a vulnerable state. Instead you should be grateful that you have normal brain chemistry, and that these illnesses DON’T affect you. You can work out, eat well, take care of yourself and have healthy relationships, but your illness will always be there. You can only do so much

    • @ad8d802
      @ad8d802 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TB-dz6zl idk what you’re getting at here, you’re fighting some ghosts. Fuck outa here

  • @finnyoak
    @finnyoak ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You're depressed because you have negative thoughts"
    Holy shit, folks. He did it! He cracked the code!!!

  • @RigbyMyBoi
    @RigbyMyBoi ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yup. Definitely my fault I'm depressed and my fault I got SA as a young child, my fault that my Mother was a drug addict/alcoholic who abused me physically, mentally, and emotionally. My fault I was a victim of bullying. Totally lived a very happy childhood. But I will say on a positive note I have my dream job as a Nurse, I'm married to my best friend/love of my life, and I'm currently pregnant with my first child.

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm so sorry those horrible things happened, all that combined is a recipe for a very depressed child for sure. However
      Congratulations on your marriage to your best friend and the bubby on the way 🎉💖 it's always good to hear lives turning around after significant trauma.

  • @wilczekudly
    @wilczekudly ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'You were probably a happy child, you werent depressed as a child'
    me, who has been in a constant state of dissociation since i was 2 and my grandfather set the apartment on fire with me in it: first of all, through trauma all things are possible, so jot that down

  • @ikaurika
    @ikaurika ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'm fckin slit phobic"
    Favorite Jake Doolittle quote.

  • @KosherKowboy
    @KosherKowboy ปีที่แล้ว +30

    JAKE ME AND MY SOBLING LOVE YOU YOU ROCK YOU SPEAK FOR USS!!!! Also great video

  • @MegadoseTheOutsiderArtist
    @MegadoseTheOutsiderArtist ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So I do have a chronic illness, and I got it after I beat cancer and because of the cancer tumor being in my leg and wrapping around my femoral nerve, I'm unable to walk so I have definitely gained a lot of weight... You know, due to not being able to walk or run or surf or skate board or ride a bike or do many things I used to be able to do, and hoping that I don't get a blood clot in my leg because I wasn't able to exercise at all you know.... The norm. I'm just lazy I guess! I'm such a lazy fatty! SERIOUSLY: Thank goddess for my art!

  • @Who-en2vo
    @Who-en2vo ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh my goodness 😂 I’m having a level 8 pain day and cancelled everything and just tried to stay in bed…… I had the bright idea of walking to the corner store without a cane and ankle brace and barely made it back home and have barely been able to sleep because, wow, I tried to do things without mobility aids I need!! This just felt like a real “just try to walk it off” tone of video holy 😂😂

    • @thinecuprunnethoverwithblood
      @thinecuprunnethoverwithblood ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm so sorry, I'm in the same boat today, it sucks absolute ass. I thought doing service dog training without a wheelchair with my puppy would be a smart idea. (It was not a good idea, I for sure will be camping out on my couch for the next week lmao)

    • @Who-en2vo
      @Who-en2vo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thinecuprunnethoverwithblood oof hope you feel better soon, I'm still in bed today and hopefully tomorrow I can make it to the train to stay with my friend for a few days

    • @De_Selby
      @De_Selby ปีที่แล้ว

      I could imagine how that feels I hope you've recovered by now because I've made some bad decisions by overestimating my physical fitness that made my entire body hurt for days and god it sucks so bad

  • @bumblingxbee
    @bumblingxbee ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me, an overweight woman: *watches while stuffing face w pasta* 🍝

  • @ParBar19
    @ParBar19 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was diagnosed with depression when I was only nine. I’m not sure why you’d blame a nine year old for being depressed due to issues they can’t control

  • @sstjohn96
    @sstjohn96 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gonna forward his video to my psychiatrist and tell her I no longer need anti depressants

  • @friendshin7838
    @friendshin7838 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    the worst part is, theres prob even more tate clones..

    • @cvnty.goblin
      @cvnty.goblin ปีที่แล้ว +12

      oh there are, i worked with one that would always say "depression is just in your head" like it was some revolutionary statement

    • @friendshin7838
      @friendshin7838 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cvnty.goblin DUDE my bfs mom is one of those people who believe depression and other mental illness is satanic....... I feel for you dawg

    • @blackbeauty7096
      @blackbeauty7096 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@friendshin7838what?! she must be crazy

    • @UnkownWonders
      @UnkownWonders ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ain't gonna lie, my dyslexix ass read it as Tate clowns which made it even more funnier and accurate

    • @friendshin7838
      @friendshin7838 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blackbeauty7096 she is, I have horror stories.

  • @JustAverageJeff
    @JustAverageJeff ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had no idea until recently that those eyebrow slits were intentional for the longest time I thought all those people just had a scar within their eyebrow where hair didn't grow. I feel dumb I went this long without knowing that they made those slits with clippers.

  • @tiffanyt95
    @tiffanyt95 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    AM I CLOCKING A SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT NOOOO

  • @cjmchugh6917
    @cjmchugh6917 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The similarities with my own life kind of freaked me out in this one. I was also three when I got sick. My chronic illness(es) also make it hard to work out. I also had a plan as a teen if I wasn’t getting better, which was stupid because I clearly wasn’t getting better. Luckily it was not a very good plan as it failed three times. The parallels are creepy. But inspiring somehow?

    • @YourDad-dh6fj
      @YourDad-dh6fj ปีที่แล้ว

      You should make a TH-cam channel!

  • @monodramatic_
    @monodramatic_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

    obsessed with jakes new plan to make everyone british

  • @invalid_ace
    @invalid_ace ปีที่แล้ว +5

    no shade, but it's so funny that you kept mocking him with a british accent. this guy very clearly does not have a british accent lmao

  • @snicole2811
    @snicole2811 ปีที่แล้ว

    “You are in control of your thoughts” bud I have screaming matches in my head after having intrusive thoughts I most certainly did not want to think those things

  • @homaralexandersanchezgonza4882
    @homaralexandersanchezgonza4882 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:31 I can't stop watching this part. Like a little kid. Getting mad at other people for a serious mental health issue. Oh it's my fault I'm depressed. Not my surroundings, my upbringing, me being bullied at school, having to deal with homelessness in senior year, having constant anxiety and panic attacks. But hey, it's my fault 😂

  • @lisaa3957
    @lisaa3957 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "not in a gay way, thats haram" bro ur EYEBROW SLIT is haram lmaooooo

  • @scumkay
    @scumkay ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel personally attacked from the eyebrow slit comments 😆😆😭😭😅

  • @LadyLeather80
    @LadyLeather80 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He healed me from my depression and my autism 🥰🥰🥰🥰 wOw, this guy has it all

  • @anitachamberlain3391
    @anitachamberlain3391 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:26 The way it sounded like he was about to slip and say "scrotum" after talking about being addicted to porn was too good

  • @goos3billogn4
    @goos3billogn4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    fat right now? idk... but what happens if I'm fat LATER. HELP 😭

  • @lucasoda
    @lucasoda ปีที่แล้ว +2

    if having depression was a choice then i probably wouldn’t have chosen to have it

  • @seraphineclouser762
    @seraphineclouser762 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just picked up my antidepressants :))))) can’t wait to hear how it’s my fault

  • @hospibunny
    @hospibunny ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:06 listening to this guy rant about how mental illness is our fault reminds me of my dad yelling at me about my OCD

    • @hospibunny
      @hospibunny ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "you choose to think this way 🫵🏼" "you choose to have the devil in your brain 🫵🏼" "it's your fault 🫵🏼" "my child doesn't have mental illness 🫵🏼"

  • @SPARRINGWITHSCARAB
    @SPARRINGWITHSCARAB ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is funny as hell cuz I know for a fact that his 2 Nigerian parents would not allow him to be saying shit online like this😭

  • @bethfisher6293
    @bethfisher6293 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My bro who tells me I’m beautiful regardless of my weight , ISNT ?? Trying to alp me ??? Say it ain’t so Jake please

  • @michellegebert8280
    @michellegebert8280 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He sounds South African!😭😭

  • @bigswig7844
    @bigswig7844 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brooo I can’t believe I was walking around for so long thinking that my weight gain and depression was caused by my cool brain tumor when it was ME the whole time!

  • @sk3lut
    @sk3lut ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro sounds like he's struggling to insult someone

  • @jenscruz5063
    @jenscruz5063 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro my boy Pablo just doesn’t understand that not everyone is in control of everything that happens to them in life. He’s still learning bro like there backyardigans, he’s taking his cooking lessons. 💀💀/ j

  • @queendeath344
    @queendeath344 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh no is that a South African accent

  • @koolnqueer98
    @koolnqueer98 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was born with borderline personality disorder, adhd, and autism (didnt find out i had bpd until i was 17, adhd 18, and autism 25) i was such a sad child first feeling the dead inside feeling at age 3 and telling my mom i wanted to kill myself when i was 8. I had a "happy" childhood. Wasn't abused, wasnt neglected, wasnt abandoned, etc. I always say i traumatized myself as a child with how much things affected me. When no one went to my 4th birthday party (lots of circumstances like kids being sick etc) it literally hurt to think about until i was 10. I hate that no depressed children shit. Ive been on antidepressants after a suicide attempt since i was 13. This guy doesnt get a single fucking thing 😑

  • @greaneast
    @greaneast ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i just wanted to say i’m really glad you decided to stick around 💓 wishing you lots of health and happiness

  • @Meow_Zedong
    @Meow_Zedong ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jake is out here preaching body positivity, but when it comes to eyebrows "oMg aN eYeBrOw sLiT". Brow shaming is beneath you Jake. My mom always used to tell me as a baby, "An eyebrow slits' okay to get, a gap in brow is ugly how? I do not like brow shaming there, I do not care for shaming hair."

  • @Xxsc3negrlxX
    @Xxsc3negrlxX ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ok jake u didnt need 2 come for my eyebrow like that i'm not an andrew tate wannabe..

  • @selo1116
    @selo1116 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Muslim, we don't claim him

    • @selo1116
      @selo1116 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Andrew

  • @Vengesncer1
    @Vengesncer1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think that it is okay to be bigger, as long as they eat better, and workout. What's not ok is to be a part of it and promote dangerous habits such as bad eating, that is the only thing I can agree on

  • @Im_Merobiba_
    @Im_Merobiba_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He sounds like he’s talking through an air hole in a metal box

    • @Im_Merobiba_
      @Im_Merobiba_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not in a gay way though

  • @umustwin
    @umustwin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:06 i’m dying 😂
    these ‘enlightened’ dudes are so funny

  • @KarlaVil33
    @KarlaVil33 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not the representation our country wanted, nee dankie

  • @sam_po6853
    @sam_po6853 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    does jake think he's british

  • @devfrancis7666
    @devfrancis7666 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its the low camera quality and SONIC BOOMING ECHO for me💀💀

  • @ViieRahOfficial
    @ViieRahOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TW: suicide talk
    I'm very happy he briefly mentioned his suicide. I myself tried many times as a teen, didn't think I'd make it to 16. Was going to do it at 18 but things got mildly ok so I stayed.
    Was going to do it on my 20th bday, but I got a partner that year and started her before the day I was going to do it.
    I'm 21 now and living my best life, despite my struggles with mental health!

  • @Some723
    @Some723 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg, I’ve never been this early! I love all your videos!

  • @catoniner
    @catoniner ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Andrew Tate is the original and he
    feels like a copycat lmfao

  • @LittleDemon_
    @LittleDemon_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    omg I was so happy as a child that I actually tried to off myself because of just how happy and not traumatic at all my childhood was, and now after watching videos I'm magically a skinny too!!!!!!!!!

  • @phant0mm0thza46
    @phant0mm0thza46 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don't call my thyroid issue out Jake 6:43

  • @justkiddin84
    @justkiddin84 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yep, one was wondering the agenda. And there it was. And the silly boy doesn’t realize he is falling into that agenda. SMH. The Taint brothers deserve every bad thing.

  • @gloomy_glamour
    @gloomy_glamour ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Heres my view on everything the guy was saying. If youre overweight and happy and its not causing you heath problems then be overweight. If youre "fit" spending hours a day at the gym and only eatting fruit and you're miserable then eat more. Its just whatever youre most happy being

  • @no1legobatmanfan
    @no1legobatmanfan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my therapist when the credit card bounced