Every ISLANDER Lunchbox be like..

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  • @ShakTV
    @ShakTV  ปีที่แล้ว +400

    could you eat all of that? 🥞🥙🥗

    • @Kcw1279
      @Kcw1279 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No lol :( 😝

    • @croboyjr
      @croboyjr ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably not, I mean. Could you?

    • @MrSquid123
      @MrSquid123 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      New Zealand 🇳🇿

    • @R5FORTNITE
      @R5FORTNITE ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nope

    • @uhhuhyeahsure
      @uhhuhyeahsure ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do some jokes about your people bro

  • @Dug159
    @Dug159 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    When I was an apprentice, an islander tradesman I worked under would send me every smoko and lunch to the iga, to grab him a 2l solo, bbq chook and a ten pack of bread rolls. He’s devour the lot in one sitting and send me back for the same thing on he’s next break… I’ve never seen anything like it…

    • @Suave_Fotuaika
      @Suave_Fotuaika ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bpswank429
      @bpswank429 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🧢

    • @shotgunsteve1
      @shotgunsteve1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bachelors handbag can't beat it

    • @jimmythong-kg2ip
      @jimmythong-kg2ip 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​Used to buy weed off some kiwi blokes that had 3 boys they banned off ubereats for ordering too much food 😂😂😂

    • @neilshenstone7479
      @neilshenstone7479 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hahaha to accurate bro! 😂😂

  • @funsimulator7246
    @funsimulator7246 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Islanders are always top blokes. One time I was working with one bloke called Villy and I didn't have any lunch. He noticed and said to me "aw bro, you can have half of my apple if you like?" 😂😂😂 he was sincere af too. Bless him

    • @HeardItOnTheX
      @HeardItOnTheX ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Haha I worked with a Maori bloke named Villy. Absolute legend.
      I'm a pretty heavy smoker, one day he noticed I wasn't going outside to smoke. Four hours into the shift, he comes and asked "aww, you ran out cuz? " then brought me 5 with a cappacino. Bloke had a big heart, absolute legend.

    • @funsimulator7246
      @funsimulator7246 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HeardItOnTheX Haha nice. Top blokes

    • @Researchthejoos
      @Researchthejoos 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Until they get a beer in to them then they are absolute menaces

    • @LabiaLicker
      @LabiaLicker 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Researchthejoos *can be (just like anyone)

  • @Frosty_RpT
    @Frosty_RpT ปีที่แล้ว +599

    As an islander, this is spot on with the amount of lunch we take. But. There's just one problem. You forgot the cornbeef, and We dont pack vegetables unless its taro, or cassava 😂😂😂
    Besides from that, spot on 👌

    • @IvyMay-qn2ys
      @IvyMay-qn2ys ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hard out & the can of
      coconut cream
      With 4 kg of Taro

    • @catch2080
      @catch2080 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I seen the salad and was like that is a bit culture inaccurate 😂

    • @LawsonBrown123
      @LawsonBrown123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not in New Zealand

    • @user-ic5xq8oc9z
      @user-ic5xq8oc9z ปีที่แล้ว

      You must be the big triple chin looking ones, we dont eat that much, we work out pump that iron we dont eat that crap

    • @-justmyselft-
      @-justmyselft- ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES EXACTLY THANK YOU
      But sometimes we bring lu

  • @peterthejasonsegelandscott6470
    @peterthejasonsegelandscott6470 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    You’ll be amazed what Islanders keep in their chilly bins!

  • @beelal6407
    @beelal6407 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    can confirm, my kiwi mate has a whole zingerbox + popcorn chicken as a "snack" before the gym whenever we train together. tbf he's like 6'7 140kg absolute unit

    • @jenkims1953
      @jenkims1953 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bruh that's light i could do zingerbox + popcorn chicken + extra burger + twister wrap and still have room to go if i really felt like it Throw in a full inch pizza - deep dish, while we are at it after the pizza i would be pretty done for the day though lol but i could do all this. All though now days they way inflation is costing a meal like this would be pretty expensive probably like $70 dollars worth of food in this list.

    • @goz7569
      @goz7569 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jenkims1953
      Bro you got worms.

    • @jenkims1953
      @jenkims1953 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goz7569 nah

    • @animalscars3799
      @animalscars3799 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can confirm im also 6’7 120kg… also pump a zinger stacker box as preworkout

    • @jenkims1953
      @jenkims1953 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@animalscars3799 light

  • @SilentKnight69
    @SilentKnight69 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Islanders lunches hit different.

  • @XxJudah1xX
    @XxJudah1xX ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Islanders be carrying a whole supermarket in their lunchbox

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  ปีที่แล้ว +22

      they are the supermarket 😅

    • @nuttynuts3556
      @nuttynuts3556 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@ShakTVI don't know what to say. I just wanted to comment something to fit in😂

    • @XxJudah1xX
      @XxJudah1xX ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🇳🇿 New Zealand 🇳🇿

    • @nuttynuts3556
      @nuttynuts3556 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Australia 🇦🇺

  • @RorysRamblings
    @RorysRamblings ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Reminds me of when i worked with a Maori Scaffolder once. He had a coke, Powerade, water and thermo flask, and an esky/chilli bin with pizza, fruit, sandwich, cold pasta and a muesli bar. Bro smashed it all

    • @Paki_Souljhaz
      @Paki_Souljhaz ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ye we be like that

    • @BeardedGuy_Tawhid
      @BeardedGuy_Tawhid ปีที่แล้ว

      Epic

    • @moonknight4053
      @moonknight4053 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea I needa up my game tbh brotha, do chilly bins actually work? Honestly have never used one before aye. I like my drinks cold tbh

    • @jimmythong-kg2ip
      @jimmythong-kg2ip 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​These islanders got OP level ups

    • @saulgoodman2071
      @saulgoodman2071 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@moonknight4053I use them all the time, they do work

  • @heremianikora9949
    @heremianikora9949 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Worked as a laborer with a couple of Tongan dudes - they were awesome. In summer, on our lunch breaks, they'd whip down to the supermarket and buy a loaf of white bread and some ice cream and have ice cream sandwiches.

  • @kimhornhem5399
    @kimhornhem5399 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I remember the bro from Cook Islands never had KFC in his life. Bro came to work the next day with a bucket of fried chicken and a bowl of rice.

    • @RaahilAbhay
      @RaahilAbhay ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂 the rice though

    • @shuckmehoff3841
      @shuckmehoff3841 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahaha i can picture this in my head

    • @Areola-Grande
      @Areola-Grande 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      KFC and rice. You can't beat it. Especially with wicked wings.

  • @mondop5270
    @mondop5270 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Its more sorta giggle between each sentence that reminds me of the boys i worked with.... always bloidy happy... ya dont wanna see them unhappy😂

  • @MitchellFay-nv2ne
    @MitchellFay-nv2ne ปีที่แล้ว +212

    He never fails to amaze and entertain us !! 😂

  • @mattmccauley5493
    @mattmccauley5493 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I'm Aussie and I would bring the whole BBQ Chook to work and my Boss would get the shits an tell me it's not Christmas lunch, it's smoko🤣💯🍗🐓

  • @jacktaylor7696
    @jacktaylor7696 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Bahahaha!!! I remember the Aussies complaining coz the islanders picking fruit used to buy up all the woolies chooks 😂

  • @ricothericster
    @ricothericster ปีที่แล้ว +118

    This guy is so relatable, and the accent is just amazing! Great work mate!

    • @HypeRatt
      @HypeRatt ปีที่แล้ว

      sounds like korg lol.

  • @ElMuzhighz
    @ElMuzhighz ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Absolutely spot on!! I used to work with a Māori boy big boy to and always full of beans and funny af and he would bring a full size esky that would take up a whole seat in the truck, and it was always fully loaded 😂😂

    • @BennjkSyd
      @BennjkSyd ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Working with one mãori means this skit is spot on. All mãori boys must do the same and this is spot on. Every mãori and island are the same. This is spot on cause I worked with one person of that culture

    • @ElMuzhighz
      @ElMuzhighz ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BennjkSyd lmfao 🤣 that was just one example from what I have lived and seen! I’m not going to right a fucking novel on all my experiences. I just chose one for an example, at the same place with the māori bloke where I worked on the goldcoast there would have been 5 or six of the boys there and all but one that was single would bring in an esky full of food each and every day and whole chickens to and offer out sandwiches and always make the day better and that was only one place I worked for a few months. I’ve been to countless Job sites, factories and have spent many many lunch hours with pretty much every race… I’m not saying that every single Māori is the same! No one is the same, the point of the (Joke/skit) was just putting it out there that they be sure to pack enough food for the day! I don’t know why you coming at me like that trying to belittle me or some shit bro!?? It’s fucking comedy 🎭 🤓😝🤣🤣🤪

    • @ElMuzhighz
      @ElMuzhighz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BennjkSyd no disrespect at all to you personally bro!

    • @AztecNinja89
      @AztecNinja89 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BennjkSyd bet you're fun at parties, wank.

    • @JLYT2024
      @JLYT2024 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@BennjkSyd You realise this was never a diss, right? All disrespect, personally bc you give nobody else any. Looking like a complete d*ckhead​.

  • @tenfold9769
    @tenfold9769 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Broooo as a Aboriginal Australian working with heaps of Maori or islander fullas this is accurate asf 😆😆😆

    • @mrlahey3084
      @mrlahey3084 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no ur rude

    • @tenfold9769
      @tenfold9769 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some of my good mates they are nothing rude about it 🤣☠️⚰️this generation is soft man like go grow some more feelings or what not and stop being offended by stupid shit ☠️⚰️

    • @GoobHak
      @GoobHak ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Too deadly my bala

    • @adambooth600
      @adambooth600 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ❤😂

    • @katerthedopekid
      @katerthedopekid ปีที่แล้ว

      Go back home to ya wife mate

  • @Mad_AL
    @Mad_AL ปีที่แล้ว +53

    My workmate is Samoan. He always brings cooked dinners for smoko and lunch. I reckon we gotta go have lunch with him sometime!

  • @williamelliott2018
    @williamelliott2018 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Loving these islander skits, keep it up

  • @Jamison1888
    @Jamison1888 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Had me dying that one got me too good actually crying with laughter. The part when he pulled the toaster and you just looked confused, defeated, and said why. Was perfect 😂😂

  • @benjaminmonga8800
    @benjaminmonga8800 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I nearly fell of my chair, a vegemite sandwich was all I knew when I was a kid 😂

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  ปีที่แล้ว +26

      best sandwiches fr

    • @themanwhowouldbebrick
      @themanwhowouldbebrick ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ShakTVbetter with chips in there too

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder ปีที่แล้ว +10

      when I was in hospital the food was so bad I ate vegemite sandwiches for 2 weeks straight for every meal 3+ times a day. Nothing else literally

    • @timhinchcliffe5372
      @timhinchcliffe5372 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vegemite and lettuce sanga for me.

  • @Splitzard
    @Splitzard ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Great work Shak, I love the islander skits

  • @horsing_it_all_night
    @horsing_it_all_night ปีที่แล้ว +55

    as an islander i can confirm we pack half of woolworths in our chilly bin for lunch every single day 😌

  • @dcmastermindfirst9418
    @dcmastermindfirst9418 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "A small snack for later"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nzkid2599
    @nzkid2599 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You’ve nailed the Māori/islander accent. They ALL sound like that!

  • @GregsKitchen
    @GregsKitchen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmao, that accent was spot on

  • @ItsWorkingTogetherForMyGood
    @ItsWorkingTogetherForMyGood ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Its the walk at the beginning and the deep exhale for me 😂 so accurate

  • @nicktubara
    @nicktubara 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    From 0:10 THAT........... is the longest sigh of relief ive heard, 😂 gotta wonder how they act when they take a crap.

  • @HazzCraft
    @HazzCraft ปีที่แล้ว +12

    One thing i always find hilarious working with kiwis is they nice as 90% of the time. And the other 10% they are just screaming at people like the own the place and everyone else is dumb 😂

    • @johnwicksdog4399
      @johnwicksdog4399 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trust me bro that 10% isn’t kaka, it’s all truth !

    • @oggaBugga
      @oggaBugga 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a Kiwi, can confirm.

  • @ProgrammedForDamage
    @ProgrammedForDamage ปีที่แล้ว +7

    No joke, every time I went to my Moari next door neighbour's house to talk to them about something they'd invite me in for something to eat. I'm a 6'3 240lbs Aussie, so they probably thought I was undernourished.

  • @GoombaSmasher
    @GoombaSmasher ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love the expressions! Makes me think of Steven He. Would love to see a collab between you two!

    • @mwilkins1644
      @mwilkins1644 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha glad I wasn't the only one 😂
      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

  • @halftarohalfkumara8164
    @halftarohalfkumara8164 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You forgot the essential accessory that every islander has at work.
    A Bluetooth speaker for the island jams lol 😂

  • @AshBurt
    @AshBurt ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Shak you never disappoint haha funny man you never run out of ideas your so creative with your characters your the man!

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  ปีที่แล้ว +7

      appreciate it bro!

    • @AshBurt
      @AshBurt ปีที่แล้ว

      @ShakTV no worries, brother! Keep up the good work 👏
      If there is any chance of meeting you, I'd love your autograph, mate.

    • @bpswank429
      @bpswank429 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AshBurt fine like between creative and just borderline racist . You can tell this guy was bullied by islanders 😂

  • @kiritahikiwi4403
    @kiritahikiwi4403 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's more Maori than Islander but accurate af

  • @bling2332
    @bling2332 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My whole weekly shop in one lunch sitting. Bloody hell, this is too accurate :D

  • @roido6614
    @roido6614 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is Pure Gold. I remember going to school with a large as Container with Practically enough Samoan food to feed a whole village. During lunchtime, The Boys spotted me with my feed. Next thing I know, I'm sharing my food with the entire Poly Club...
    Peace!

  • @mrdude69679
    @mrdude69679 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    When he pulled all that food out I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 😂😂

  • @Chuck_leclerc
    @Chuck_leclerc ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The uncle Toby’s muesli bars hit different

  • @stellaaafidow6518
    @stellaaafidow6518 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    nailed the accent perfectly! you can tell he works with heaps of islanders🤣👌

    • @YallNotWhite_YourPINK
      @YallNotWhite_YourPINK ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds more like a Maori accent tbh

    • @robinharris1837
      @robinharris1837 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@YallNotWhite_YourPINKControversial but technically maoris are considers islanders aswell

    • @alastairdow4400
      @alastairdow4400 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@robinharris1837Islanders are Polynesian Maoris are melanesian

  • @SAW-j3i
    @SAW-j3i หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They can fit literally anything in their chilly bins 😂

  • @KYEjet_gaming
    @KYEjet_gaming ปีที่แล้ว +7

    An islander mate back in the day had a family funeral, they ordered something like 600 pieces of KFC for the feed after it.

    • @joshstanton267
      @joshstanton267 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao when your working away in a small town and you pop down to get KFC for lunch and they say "sorry bro, there's gonna be a wait, there's a tangi....." you might as well just go 😂

  • @-Princesse-
    @-Princesse- 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I knew when he set that lunchbox down it was about to be some Mary Poppins trickery up in here 😂

  • @hvk4985
    @hvk4985 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I went to school with a bunch of huge islanders but funnily enough they never ate lunch, so I asked one of them about it and he said.. It's all good bro, you eat your peanut butter sandwich.. We will "punish the fridge" when we get home 😂

  • @SweetAzUso
    @SweetAzUso 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As somebody who is samoan with lots of Polynesian friends I can confirm this is very true, especially the zinger box, chocolate mud cake from woolies and whole chicken from Woolworths 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AvgTombehpas
    @AvgTombehpas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Peter griffin laugh

  • @Quantumspacecarpet
    @Quantumspacecarpet ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The whole roast chicken from Woolworths is so true as a Polynesian I can confirm

  • @fletcho909
    @fletcho909 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Worked with a Samoan dude who bought himself a large Big Mac meal with two extra cheeseburgers one day. He opened one of the cheeseburgers, said a small prayer under his voice, and when he was about to take the first bite he stops, looks around at everyone else and says “aw sorry cuzzies, any of you uso’s want some first?’

  • @kharnifex
    @kharnifex ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haha, the Fijian boys bbq in the morning, fish, steak, sausage, bacon, egg, banana

  • @tomp9855
    @tomp9855 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Islanders are the most simplistic race that exists

  • @aidanpia5458
    @aidanpia5458 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a big maori myself this is 100% true, even ended up sharing with the boys sometimes too, had some of my meanest feeds on site

  • @paulsmith2860
    @paulsmith2860 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good work Bro you really nailed the Aussie/ Larrakin Accent, they all sound like that. 😀

  • @z41n21
    @z41n21 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    BRO I could not stop laughing at the bogans reaction to the islanders meal

  • @Alan.livingston
    @Alan.livingston ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Had a bunch of Kiwi lads here doing some scaffolding and after a hard morning of on point church choir singing one of the lads goes to the truck and comes back with a beaten up old microwave so they can heat up the lunch buffet. They were great lads and seemed to enjoy making the best of a hard days yakka.

  • @chall07_
    @chall07_ ปีที่แล้ว +8

    There’s definitely a giant feast in there 🤣🤣

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      somewhere down the bottom

  • @CrispyChips007
    @CrispyChips007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro's got the "maayet" down LMAO

  • @purplelamington279
    @purplelamington279 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm dead😂 I live in the islands and we bring taro, fish, coconut cream and rice for lunch but the portion size is enough for 3 people lol. Our lunch always takes up the whole table in the staff room lol

  • @Kyle-bf7wk
    @Kyle-bf7wk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The woolworths roast chickens are a lifesaver for last minute family dinners

  • @stephenwilson7990
    @stephenwilson7990 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You NAILED that islander impression 👍😂

  • @BoneBullet
    @BoneBullet ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I was working with a Samoan dude and while he didn't have as much variety in his lunch as that, he did have about 12 egg sandwiches and a 2.5litre Coke. Mind you he did give me a sandwich and he knocked back the rest

    • @user-ic5xq8oc9z
      @user-ic5xq8oc9z ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why you exaggerating.

    • @BoneBullet
      @BoneBullet ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-ic5xq8oc9z not even, it was a clear tupperware container stock full of egg sandwiches, and i didn't mention the 2nd bottle of sprite he also had.

    • @TheRoflstranger
      @TheRoflstranger ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-ic5xq8oc9z One of my mates is a samoan and he'll toast an entire loaf of bread or scramble a whole carton of eggs for a snack, so I believe him.

  • @benjamindelfs2718
    @benjamindelfs2718 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Worked with a Samoan once and he had a portable fridge freezer in his Ute and a microwave, kettle, toaster and dry goods in a container. He needed a full hour just to cook and eat everything.

  • @daniellarusso4558
    @daniellarusso4558 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "you are a walking supermarket" LMAO

  • @Kmc-r7t
    @Kmc-r7t ปีที่แล้ว +22

    'islanders don't eat to live but live to eat', a Cook islander said to me proudly on site once. All their individual chilly bins were family sized too.
    Their 12 inch sandwiches would have put a posh cafe or restaurant to shame.
    Good vid.

  • @VenomousShadowz
    @VenomousShadowz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the giggles he makes explaining his lunch is killing me 🤣

  • @nathanruse5674
    @nathanruse5674 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a aussie scaffy you hit the nail on the head Boyz can eat 😂

  • @VenturiLife
    @VenturiLife ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you see the size of these lads, you understand... They all look about the size of rugby union front-rowers.

  • @Dynasion
    @Dynasion ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro has unlimited food in his inventory, love the content as always

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you'd be sweet if you were stranded on an island with him

  • @yoel4849
    @yoel4849 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the cute giggling...I do wonder how much they would have to spend on their groceries though :O

  • @Now668gaming
    @Now668gaming ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I enjoyed the video you deserve 200 million subscribers

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats alot of subs haha

    • @Now668gaming
      @Now668gaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ShakTV good aye mate

  • @AJPReactions
    @AJPReactions ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wogs and Islanders are very similar both got big families and both love their foods

    • @BennjkSyd
      @BennjkSyd ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeh wogs and islanders cook meals for the next days and Aussies drink too much every night to do anything every night haha that’s why Aussies look 50 when they’re 24 😂

  • @elcapitan6126
    @elcapitan6126 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    always have a soft spot for islanders. they could crush your skull but most are big easy going softies (unless you insult their lady or family)

  • @LemonToasty
    @LemonToasty ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm a maori and today I brung to school a whole KFC bucket 5 brownies 2 apples, a jam and peanut butter sandwich a wrap, a Muslim bar and a burger, now for lunch, I had a cake, 2 bananas, 2 burgers, a ice block, a pie, wedges, coke, I was bored so I got another burger, a steak sandwich, and when I got home I had a snack which was, nutigrain and 2 chicken pieces

    • @methylphenidate69
      @methylphenidate69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Muslim bar? Is that what yall call kebabs over there?

    • @UncleTwoTimez
      @UncleTwoTimez ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@methylphenidate69lmaooo Muslim Bar =muesli Bar but I like what you did with it

    • @LemonToasty
      @LemonToasty ปีที่แล้ว

      I call kebabs that!!!

  • @DavidHands
    @DavidHands ปีที่แล้ว

    From my experience, a bag of potatoes in foil from the hangi on the weekend along with a couple of tins of corned beef and a large bag of rolls is enough to keep one islander fed for ooh, a good hour, but he might want an icecream after.

  • @stuffedgrubs
    @stuffedgrubs ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro's with their chilly buns and jandals be like fuck I forgot the sauce 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ryan-hf9qz
    @Ryan-hf9qz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That laugh of the samoan. Spot on 😂😂

  • @BamBamZ_Gaming
    @BamBamZ_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Even as an Aussie born maori I approve 😂

  • @Taxi4B
    @Taxi4B ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the giggle was so on point

  • @frankenweeny8785
    @frankenweeny8785 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is nothing, I've legit seen my Islander coworkers take up an entire table for a buffet consisting of:
    3 Family buckets of KFC
    A Big Smoke sized order worth of Maccas (I lost count how many burgers, fries and sodas they had)
    And three cheesecakes.
    It was for three sollies together 0-0

    • @gameover9390
      @gameover9390 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of the Family Guy Olivegarden cutaway gag

  • @avivabillington5514
    @avivabillington5514 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂 That reminds me of how hungry I feel if I haven't had a chance to sit down for lunch & need to catch up on "2 meals in 1 go" after

  • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
    @KodieTheAussieBrony94 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sure, I can eat a whole chicken parmi with salad and chips for dinner, but nowhere near this much 😂😂

  • @Japellow23
    @Japellow23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bros a walking supermarket 😂

  • @Gunnoandhennez
    @Gunnoandhennez ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine an Islander at an all you can eat buffet

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the chef wont keep up

    • @ibarelyupload7648
      @ibarelyupload7648 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bro just be finishing the entire thing in not even 3 minutes no problem

    • @lextai6470
      @lextai6470 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You better have enough food in that buffet mate

  • @DantheSafetyMan
    @DantheSafetyMan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Years ago when I was studying I worked for a company called Revitalife (Installing those fancy made in china, assembled in Australia beds for nursing homes).
    I used to work with 2 guys, one for the northbound run, one for the south run. The northbound guy was a Kiwi. This video and the warehouse one remind me of him so much!
    I'd be there struggling with an 80kg box up the stairs, meanwhile he just walks past carrying the mattress with one arm and helps me with the box and he had a merry poppins style lunchbox too.

  • @MurrayHerts
    @MurrayHerts ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lol as someone from England who has no knowledge, experience or reference points to anything said in this video, this is so accurate.

  • @keepingitlowlow9506
    @keepingitlowlow9506 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂so true, not forgetting our corn beef, coconut cream, rukau, ika mata, Cook Island donuts, neck chops, ice cream container with last nights boil up, and then for lunch we have KFC Ultimate feast and Maccas dinner box, till we get home for dinner😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣Leesshhggoooo.

  • @shannonb1990
    @shannonb1990 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Chuuurrr, I'm half Maori half Aussie and this is spot on except like the celery and salad, some Maori's and islanders pack so much into their chilli bins(esky). I was a removalist till last year, I'd bring 2-3 sandwiches, choco protein bar, muesli bar, a carrot or 2 or a apple, some chicken rice and veg, 1.5L coke, 1 litre multivitamin water and a energy drink most days and normally ate it all by the end of a 8-10hour work day and I was around 90kg then at 5ft11. We can eat ay hahaha

    • @bradausten5119
      @bradausten5119 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta eat when ya tramping the freight

  • @sirblaze3002
    @sirblaze3002 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Before I watched the video I was like, " this stereotypical, racist, mofo, who the hell does he think he insulting my people with his self righteous judgements" boy was I wrong, the video had me in tears, melted all my Karenisms away, you are a legend bro, awesome content. lol

  • @earlgreywarm4973
    @earlgreywarm4973 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that impression is fucking so good lmao. the laugh is spot on

  • @WillzGotSkillz
    @WillzGotSkillz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Comedy Aussie Gold mate 😂 every video is jokes

  • @jaypap95
    @jaypap95 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro the accent when you said a whole cake is on point 😂

  • @inekay9797
    @inekay9797 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE WOOLIES/COLES WHOLE CHICKEN IS SO ACCURATE HAHAHAHA

  • @urphakeandgey6308
    @urphakeandgey6308 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Confirm. Got a flatmate who's an islander and even though he's a health nut and a very picky eater, I see him sitting in front of the TV gorging on food for hours.

  • @Ikeking21
    @Ikeking21 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that is us islanders loving all our food

  • @gabrielplattes6253
    @gabrielplattes6253 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of my best mates is a Pukapukan, & one or two whole chickens for a night shift, is the very least he'd bring. 😄

  • @marcantonio7466
    @marcantonio7466 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i was waiting for that part of the skit where the guy just finishes everything in a blink of an eye leaving the other guy speechless lol

  • @DrFuzzyaka-atomic
    @DrFuzzyaka-atomic ปีที่แล้ว

    Love ur skits shak and also do I smell Steven He ?😂

  • @Classic626
    @Classic626 ปีที่แล้ว

    the roast chicken and the woolies salad were perfect🤣🤣

  • @uasetifitifi8809
    @uasetifitifi8809 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best character you do for sure😂😂😂😂 bro when I was driving trucks this was me😂😂😂

  • @RC-xr5sk
    @RC-xr5sk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm samoan and I kept quiet the entire video because I do this shit once or twice a week at work😂😂😂

  • @kirkhammer9612
    @kirkhammer9612 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i've seen an islander at subway just delete a footlong with every ingredient on the menu stacked in it. to this day i still dont know where it went.