Bro you’re a real legend. You’re just too good. The sad part though is that life has become so bloody complicated these days that simple routine like ordering a coffee is a nightmare.
Yeap, its like this in some of the Cafes in Darwin now. All, I want is just a Bacon / Egg roll, and you have to go through all that rigmarole now with those new ipad things to just order it.
Low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein soy, light skim omega-3… “I just want milk that tastes like real milk” - Paul’s Smarter White Milk (reminds me of that Aussie commercial from ages ago!😂)
Millennial owned takeaways have screwed just getting a Bacon and Egg roll here in Darwin. It's exactly what you went through to order one, its frustrating as all get out.
this gives me ptsd from the time I got caught waiting 15 mins for my one normal coffee to be made. it turns out the person who ordered ahead of me had ordered for five of their idiot colleagues who needed nine different milk types to make six coffees
The last time i ordered a coffee i asked for soy sauce, instead of soy milk. Said it twice too. The coffee server laughed to tears and was telling his wife haha, everytime i visit he says he didnt put any soy sauce in my coffee. "I can put some in for you bro but I dont think youd like it!"
The struggle is real and the cherry on top is when they ask you for your name and try to get you to sign up to the loyalty program. Heroin dealers know that addicts are masochists and clearly baristas aren't far behind.
It's really bad when you can actually relate to this. Standing in line looking at all the options, how it could be made and put together, holding up people who already know what they want off by heart. Just to be slapped with a rediculous price tag for a simple coffee and muffin. Most cafe's I have been to arn't THAT bad but one or two have. Best place I have ever been was a cafe at the top floor of a Mall, nice view from a window, asked for a simple hot chocolate and BLT, asked if I wanted it heated, said yes. They went in with a simple sandwich, came out with a beautiful plate of salad, nacho crisps and a hot chocolate with a nice design on top.... I asked, how much, they said "No extra cost". Absolute legends.... place got closed down after covid, T_T
Whats your coffee order?
Normal frapachino with Carmel drizzle
Cappuccino
Brekky role from Hungry Jacks, with hot chocolate.
Adlay blend with a hint of ogday 🔥
large flat white 2 sugars
with a bit of sugar syrup
"i'd like a coffee please"
"alright, will that be expensive, extra expensive or supremely expensive?"
likes but no comments let me fix that
I would like mine supremely expensive please
This is why I make my own coffee LOL
Same here
@@ShakTVthat’s Daniel’s father.
Trust me
The scary thing is there are stacks of shitfull cafes just like this.
Imagine drinking coffee everyday lol
Bro you’re a real legend. You’re just too good. The sad part though is that life has become so bloody complicated these days that simple routine like ordering a coffee is a nightmare.
hes so accurate in every vid LOL good job hats off to the king ❤
Ikr
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BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!!!!111!1!1!
This is some funny shit bro.. the $57.50 really got me laughing! 😂😂
Correction... Every coffee shop in Melbourne
I wasn't even apart of making the order and I was wanting to smash my desk in frustration, shit's too accurate... hahahaha
0:42 I just want milk that tastes like real milk
I don't think ShakTV is pregnant but he never fails to deliver. Outstanding video as always, keep it up my man. :) ❤
Fr he’s amazing
😂😂 much appreciated bro
lmfao
@@ShakTVare you pregnant?
I think you meant:- He's no obstetrician...
i like how shak can show a guy getting bored out of his mind, and yet we are entertained
Shak was so committed to the role of imogen he even grew out his hair and shaved his beard
I had no idea; it was just complex to order a simple coffee at a cafe now.
Yeap, its like this in some of the Cafes in Darwin now. All, I want is just a Bacon / Egg roll, and you have to go through all that rigmarole now with those new ipad things to just order it.
@@balung damn
Low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein soy, light skim omega-3… “I just want milk that tastes like real milk” - Paul’s Smarter White Milk (reminds me of that Aussie commercial from ages ago!😂)
Something something something extra dollop? 😂 that’s all I could ever remember, probably a good party trick reciting the whole ad 😂
I was just thinking about the ad when he started listing the milks haha
It's a good day when shaktv uploads quality content
ShakTV always brighten up my day. Thanks man! Keep it up!
This is just straight up facts
Perth is exactly like this, but the coffee is burnt undrinkable crap and the bacon & egg roll costs $25.
omg i swear they all use the same burnt Lavazza beans and bong water
"Yeah, good choice." Mate, that is spot on. You hear that all the time.
2:56 bros uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh was real😂😂😂
Its the 'farkin how much?' 😂 no way! This is too realistic in Syd cafes nowadays.
Coming into the 4 min mark was in stitches. Love the work you do keep it up we appreciate it. Definately lifts the day.
Classic 😂😂 I was laughing loud. This has happened to me
Why is it actually always that music in coffee shops
how did you actually turn this into a entertaining comedic video 😂
Millennial owned takeaways have screwed just getting a Bacon and Egg roll here in Darwin. It's exactly what you went through to order one, its frustrating as all get out.
Poor Darren just wanted his cappuccino
in the end the coffees from these types of places are actually pretty good if you ignore the price
Hahaha by now the cranky guy actually needs a relaxing chamomile tea to relieve his level of distress 🤣
Absolutely. Would he like his chamomile tea organic, locally grown, non-GMO ...........
i love watching shak because hes so accurate its hilarious 😂😂
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This is extremely funny and extremely well done, Shak. This is on point.
Taking a page outa good ol Auntie Donna’s book on this one 😂
Love the videos bro 👌
The voices always get me😂
Haha, the order at the end sounded really good when repeated. But then the cost, doh!
Is it just me… or do I find it entertaining to hear shak says a list lol 😂❤
Bro really brought a whole coffee machine for this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Every coffee shop in the innerwest (especially Newtown)
True.
bro ur so funny i love the vids ur so funny keep it up!! :)
this gives me ptsd from the time I got caught waiting 15 mins for my one normal coffee to be made. it turns out the person who ordered ahead of me had ordered for five of their idiot colleagues who needed nine different milk types to make six coffees
Monday's can be kinda bad, but this guy makes it way better!
Yes legend keeps getting better and Better with his videos
I am considering my life choices after watching this 😂👍🏻
The last time i ordered a coffee i asked for soy sauce, instead of soy milk. Said it twice too. The coffee server laughed to tears and was telling his wife haha, everytime i visit he says he didnt put any soy sauce in my coffee. "I can put some in for you bro but I dont think youd like it!"
By this point i would of told him stick the coffee up his grinder ahahahah another fab vid
First time I saw another actor in your vid. I love how u do all this hard work by yourself to keep a whole nation entertained!!😄Always makes my day
Shaq bruv you gotta do boost Juice 😂 always putting the music to high volume
The reason I don’t go to cafes much😂😂
The struggle is real and the cherry on top is when they ask you for your name and try to get you to sign up to the loyalty program. Heroin dealers know that addicts are masochists and clearly baristas aren't far behind.
In the future Drug Dealers will probably set up a rewards program using some sort of app.
This is so accurate 😆
i’ll have my motel coffee and sugar thanks 😂 love how it’s so seamless when you’re acting 👌🏽
I was waiting for the "I just want milk that tastes like real milk"
4:59 the too easy cracked me up
The amount of patients these 24-year-old baristas have is insane.
Good shit shak
Bro I could not stop laughing the whole time 😂. Great video mate
Bro your acting is getting good 🤣 gold
2:59 bro trying his best to hold in his rage
This sums up my experience with coffee shops in Melbourne haha
this is every trendy coffee
shop nowadays
I don't blame the guy for getting frustrated
“I’m not here building a house…” 😂
thats why you just go to the servos. no bullshit just coffee
forgot to ask him what water he wanted
EVERY cafe in melburne.
There’s no way this is ultra mega, nova, relatable and super realistic
My coffee makers love it when I order...cappacino to go!
I work at bakery where we make coffee and get pissed whenever someone ask for alternative milk or flavours
this made my day ❤
Let’s go, a new shak vid
1:56 cool story bro lmao best part
SHAK also made the list.
Brother your the most talented human Ive seen you desire millions and billions 1:56
It's really bad when you can actually relate to this. Standing in line looking at all the options, how it could be made and put together, holding up people who already know what they want off by heart. Just to be slapped with a rediculous price tag for a simple coffee and muffin. Most cafe's I have been to arn't THAT bad but one or two have. Best place I have ever been was a cafe at the top floor of a Mall, nice view from a window, asked for a simple hot chocolate and BLT, asked if I wanted it heated, said yes. They went in with a simple sandwich, came out with a beautiful plate of salad, nacho crisps and a hot chocolate with a nice design on top.... I asked, how much, they said "No extra cost". Absolute legends.... place got closed down after covid, T_T
I wish I had this many options when I went to get a coffee
When Islanders order at a coffee shop
😂
From my barista-friend, he can confirm that he does enjoy to torture his customers like this.
Forgot to ask how many suggies he wanted in his coffee
😂😂😂So true. You need to do one on the craft beer nutters😂.
We need a sequel to this
One of the funniest videos I’ve watched😂
Legend! We love u Shak!
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Welcome to Starbucks
Those types of people piss me off hard
He just wants milk that tastes like real milk
Nothing beats a 7-11 or United Petrol $2 coffee 😄
Not if you saw what was growing in those coffee machines
the only rule that the staff abide by is "Say 'good choice' after every response from a customer."
Bro really took 4 minutes and 24 seconds to order coffee with bacon and egg
You need to get your own show already no cap
ShakTV is the best AUS TH-camr out there
This is why i dont go out to restaurants & cafe’s, too bloody expensive. It’s like $30 for a napkin
Bwaaaaahahaaa lol. If it wasn't so true, we'd have nothing to laugh about. Love it matey 🤣🤣🙃
Should have somehow had a line of ppl behind u too hahaha
You should make a video called road rage be like
The absolute Goat. GOAT= ShakTV
I swear you should be a movie style you’re just too funny😂
Yea 5 minutes to order a coffee sounds about right 🤣
Shaktv made my day 😂
Shak always a DUB 🤙🔥
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swear lol
It’s like picking car trim and upgrades ahah
Love you’re vids mate. Never disappoint ! 💪🏻