The Worst Pizza Ever Made

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  • @easternlights3155
    @easternlights3155 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    Jack when he looks at a literally rotten brisket: Beautiful, delicious.
    Jack when he finally makes something that looks edible: This looks horrible.

    • @Samba-and-Rosie
      @Samba-and-Rosie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      Don’t forget aunt mernas party cheese salad

    • @nondisclosure3920
      @nondisclosure3920 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      He could have just put it in longer, but still not sure that dough would have cooked

    • @gjbsarmeri3957
      @gjbsarmeri3957 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      To be fair the dough loked raw when he cut through it lol

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@gjbsarmeri3957 It wasn't perfect but by Jack's standards it was amazing..

    • @TheTacticalHaggis
      @TheTacticalHaggis 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's almost like he's trolling you for views.
      I thought the terminally online like you would notice an intentional lolcow when they see one.

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    Jack is too self-aware in this episode. Part of me is scared, part of me is proud.

    • @anthonyhca
      @anthonyhca ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He read some comments

    • @Emma-dh1lx
      @Emma-dh1lx ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Is this video pre stroke or after?
      He has normal movements in both arms.

    • @marinaSassygUrl88
      @marinaSassygUrl88 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m scared this is a trap lol

    • @laureeeent
      @laureeeent ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everybody shits on Ja/ck/, but Ja/ck/ has been shitting on you for decades.

    • @zachbartlett2829
      @zachbartlett2829 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Emma-dh1lx assuming pre. Hes a had more than one tho. He’s recovering from one right now but this one was very recent and wasnt the one that put his arm in the state it is now.

  • @Adam-vv9co
    @Adam-vv9co ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    Jack worries about pizza not being cooked fully, then eats pink chicken lmao

    • @hellsmyhome8979
      @hellsmyhome8979 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      my thoughts exactly XD

    • @sagefi1
      @sagefi1 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And picks off the basil with his fingers. Good thing he makes these videos so no one has to eat his food.

    • @wittekPL
      @wittekPL ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sagefi1do you even cook? Almost every cook in restaurant uses his hands, we have especially resistant finger tips to heat thanks to grabbing hot food. Of course we wouldn't touch food when customer can see ot, but stop fucking acting like this is weird. It is perfectly normall, and right way to do it, you have no idea how many hands have been in your dish while eating at restaurant or even at home.

    • @eddhardcore6881
      @eddhardcore6881 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      to him slightly brown is burnt lol

    • @ToMaToEsGrOw
      @ToMaToEsGrOw ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pink? By pink you mean red?😂

  • @keening.
    @keening. ปีที่แล้ว +742

    This is 100% not the worst pizza ever made

    • @6die9ne
      @6die9ne ปีที่แล้ว +56

      First time jack has made anything and had it not be the worst ever made

    • @rattlestormrepublic4874
      @rattlestormrepublic4874 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But far from the best.

    • @robokill387
      @robokill387 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The average British pizza is worse than this.

    • @rainbowapplexdmemes9658
      @rainbowapplexdmemes9658 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Opposite Day MF

    • @microsoftman4566
      @microsoftman4566 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I agree it looks good I would eat it but August is over reacting

  • @willyamacaronie5724
    @willyamacaronie5724 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    "We don't use basil again, in fresh form" This is exactly what I expect someone like Jack to say after using a fresh ingredient once.

    • @cblacka2494
      @cblacka2494 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That hurt my soul when he said that😂

    • @lissababy6145
      @lissababy6145 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right😂

    • @biltrex
      @biltrex ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The basil was the only thing right on that first attempt!

    • @D3ATHANG3L21
      @D3ATHANG3L21 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @D3ATHANG3L21
      @D3ATHANG3L21 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAPPY BDAY AUGUST!make me laugh so hard! Poor jack but yes this the best looking thing he cooked so far lol

  • @MysteriousAuthor99
    @MysteriousAuthor99 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    Love how he tried using fresh basil, fundamentally misunderstood how to use it well as an ingredient, and concluded he wouldn't use it again as if it were the basil's problem. Even in a surprisingly self aware video classic Jack peeks thru.
    Also, happy birthday August!

    • @Argonisgema
      @Argonisgema ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I've never used it but every time i've seen it used, the basil gets added after the pizza is already cooked.

    • @stuhawk9947
      @stuhawk9947 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@Argonisgema It can also be cooked in-between the sauce and cheese.

    • @MrEd8846
      @MrEd8846 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Argonisgema kinda depends. like if youre going Neapolitan then a lot of times theres several fresh basil leafs in with the sauce that will get scooped on the dough. and ive seen it done during the cook and after. it looks nicer after. i think its more of a preference because ive seen it done both ways

    • @GreasyOaf
      @GreasyOaf ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yall really discussing the correct way to put stuff in a stomach?

    • @AndyDrake-FOOKYT
      @AndyDrake-FOOKYT ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ​@@GreasyOaf do you just eat the raw ingredients?

  • @mizukageezay2243
    @mizukageezay2243 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    I love how he burns the basil and then proceeds to say “we’re not going to be using basil again”. Saying this like it was the basil’s fault he put it in the beginning rather the end 😂😂. Im convinced this man is afraid of fresh herbs

    • @Bready_Player_Bun
      @Bready_Player_Bun ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Honestly, I've had fresh basil on pizza done several different ways and even crispy on top is perfectly fine.

    • @mizukageezay2243
      @mizukageezay2243 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Bready_Player_Bun my point exactly! The man is always ready to deflect his mistakes as someone or something else’s fault.

    • @harveyflippers9531
      @harveyflippers9531 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Hes afraid of greens in general, unless its the fine aging of a year-old frozen brisket

    • @MERLINnecrofan
      @MERLINnecrofan ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He lost the use of half his brain not just his arm.

    • @mizukageezay2243
      @mizukageezay2243 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MERLINnecrofan its the salmonella colonies taking over

  • @HaneeFannee
    @HaneeFannee ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I love how Jack is somehow surprised by small leaves burning when you put them into a scorching furnace. And his response to that is to just never use fresh basil ever again.

    • @mentalbreak4653
      @mentalbreak4653 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I figured you could put it under the cheese ?

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I always wait until it’s about done, open the oven door, and just throw basil at the pizza. 60% of the time, it works every time.

    • @bridgetgress
      @bridgetgress หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@mentalbreak4653The best thing do do is add it after taking the pizza out of the oven. It doesn't need to be cooked

    • @ZaJaClt
      @ZaJaClt 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      what does jack think is the difference between said burnt dry basil and dried basil

  • @chadwickerman
    @chadwickerman ปีที่แล้ว +759

    It doesn't matter if he's squishing ground meat or pizza dough, Jack never takes that gawdy bling off his finger.

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      He’s acknowledged people who tell him to take off his wedding ring when cooking because it’s potentially dangerous, since raw food could get caught under it and contaminate other foods, his response was basically “I don’t care”

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty ปีที่แล้ว +40

      1) It's spelled gaudy, an no I don't know why
      2) Thank you for (mis)spelling it phonetically as I learned English in written form first and I didn't know how to say that one, so that was useful to misspell for me

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger ปีที่แล้ว +48

      How else can he get that death grip on his son's trachea?

    • @MarvinHartmann452
      @MarvinHartmann452 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@neoqwertyThat's constructive criticism. I like that.

    • @zachpm1309
      @zachpm1309 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Or wear gloves at least.

  • @kendov_brevani
    @kendov_brevani ปีที่แล้ว +1497

    Happy birthday August! You’ve got the voice of a 32-year old news presenter

    • @xxcyrus_ytxx
      @xxcyrus_ytxx ปีที่แล้ว +40

      So true!! Happy birthday man!!

    • @binguswasmicrowaved
      @binguswasmicrowaved ปีที่แล้ว +31

      that was random but true

    • @melissamenchaca9121
      @melissamenchaca9121 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oddly specific

    • @robertfuentes9677
      @robertfuentes9677 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I'll be 32 in July and he has a deeper voice than me

    • @briangaron7609
      @briangaron7609 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lmao that's what I was thinking! I'm almost twice his age and he makes me feel like my balls haven't dropped yet 😆 happy birthday friendly duck man with baritone voice!

  • @SuntanAlbino
    @SuntanAlbino ปีที่แล้ว +739

    His pizzas actually didn't turn out too bad from the looks of them. A bit too doughy/undercooked for my personal liking but that's just how Jack always rolls. This was a pleasant surprise none the less to see him make something that wasn't absolutely repulsive or blatantly raw lol
    Also, happy birthday August!

    • @TactlessC
      @TactlessC ปีที่แล้ว +23

      True, undercooked pizza dough isn't going to fucking kill you like what he usually does with meat, cause at least it's like...heated.

    • @MelancoliaI
      @MelancoliaI ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@TactlessC I watched this dude eat straight up RAW chicken. Not undercooked...raw. I could see the red a mile off. It was...scary. That said if he put this pizza in front of me it would disappear in about four minutes.

    • @DietrichGarbo
      @DietrichGarbo ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He could have halved the dough, worked it a little and used less oil in the pan. But like others have written, it is kind of hard to mess up ready made pizza.

    • @killerkraut9179
      @killerkraut9179 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think isnt that Bad looks like a Ami style Pizza!

    • @fungdark8270
      @fungdark8270 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He just needed to spread it out more evenly and completely, and add the basil the last few minutes

  • @vinn283
    @vinn283 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    A little late but:
    1) A store-bought dough is meant to be used at any time. It's ready out of the package with no other directions required other than to stretch it out thin and put sauce & toppings.
    2) When making something like bread, you don't oil the dough before proofing it, but in Jack's case it needs to be oiled because otherwise, the dough would stick like hell later. I guess it doesn't matter when he oils it because eventually, he has to anyways because the dough later after baking will be glued stuck to the pan.
    I do have to say that it is useless to let the store-bought dough proof as more than likely it has already been proofed before it was sold to consumers.

    • @MedicFromTF2_REAL
      @MedicFromTF2_REAL 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I don't think it's useless to proof it because I've seen other TH-cam cooking channels that do multiple proofs of breads and pizza dough. I think it makes it more fluffy when you bake it

    • @Thisisalwaysme
      @Thisisalwaysme 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You don’t put oil on a cast iron pan tho

    • @lemonzing234
      @lemonzing234 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Thisisalwaysme ...what?

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MedicFromTF2_REAL Was it store-bought doughs?

    • @KlutzOfAMan
      @KlutzOfAMan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Thisisalwaysmeyes you do

  • @Skeloperch
    @Skeloperch ปีที่แล้ว +414

    "Visiting our favorite TH-cam chef"
    Our favorite TH-cam chef starts her videos with "Hi people, I'm back cooking again"

    • @michaelhorwedel8331
      @michaelhorwedel8331 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's ok to like Michael Jordan AND Magic Johnson. These are the equivalent.

    • @zstrode.8953
      @zstrode.8953 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's our QUEEN

    • @aaron4504
      @aaron4504 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mine says. Hallo niece and nephew today... I love Uncle Roger.

    • @Esuerc
      @Esuerc ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Be careful, Kay. We love you. Stop burning yourself with the grease.

    • @Skeloperch
      @Skeloperch ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@zstrode.8953 Preach, brother. Kay is the sweetest culinary disaster-maker to ever exist.

  • @CosmicOdeum
    @CosmicOdeum ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Yes, you should proof store bought dough. Only time proofing doesn't help is if the yeast culture is dead, in which case the dough is way overfermented and inedible regardless.
    EDIT: Also, letting it rest at room temp will relax the gluten and allow you to spread out the pizza. If you don't, it may contract back into a smaller shape.

    • @cjd29
      @cjd29 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Made pizza Sunday. The dough recipe I followed had three hours room temp after the proofing in the fridge.

    • @donald12998
      @donald12998 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A light coating of oil is pretty good for it as well.

    • @muhammadjalal2335
      @muhammadjalal2335 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye

    • @Cocobutter_
      @Cocobutter_ ปีที่แล้ว

      that’s good that there are more chefs in the comments like me!

    • @cameronmk4398
      @cameronmk4398 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I worked at Panera as a baker and it's pre formed dough you still proof it but you definitely proof it for longer than he did.

  • @zakhcoffee
    @zakhcoffee ปีที่แล้ว +334

    All jokes aside, that “I’m not in the mood to fail today” was epic. That’s like some Vegeta Naruto type gym motivation.

    • @dr.menyac6499
      @dr.menyac6499 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need some lead. And nickel. Otherwise the pizza is Ass. Metals bussin

    • @Munenushi
      @Munenushi ปีที่แล้ว

      it's like you can't stop a device once it starts recording or something

    • @Blackfoot-ya
      @Blackfoot-ya หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fr it was kind of tuff

  • @dbrikhs
    @dbrikhs ปีที่แล้ว +121

    This is LITERALLY the ONLY meal I've ever seen Jack cook that was decent. LITERALLY. I still wouldn't eat it because of that darn ring he keeps on when he cooks.

    • @6die9ne
      @6die9ne ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That ring probably still has germs on it from raw meat lmao

    • @MarvinHartmann452
      @MarvinHartmann452 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, the famous fried in a pan pizza. Yeah. No.

    • @kadrix732
      @kadrix732 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@MarvinHartmann452The fuck? Out of all the things, the pan is what you criticize? It's like the only normal thing here.

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@MarvinHartmann452Never actually tried cast iron pizza I assume?

    • @logemcdoge4620
      @logemcdoge4620 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MarvinHartmann452cast iron pizza is fairly normal. Still wouldn't eat it cause the ring probably has more disease then the CDC.

  • @theasocialalexisjasmine
    @theasocialalexisjasmine ปีที่แล้ว +1668

    I damn near had an existential crisis when August said that he recently turned 21 years old 😳

  • @sethgaston845
    @sethgaston845 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    You're only 21!? Jesus dude, that voice is pure gold. You're going places (more so than you have already). Happy birthday man!

    • @QueenOfKings0402
      @QueenOfKings0402 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      He has a voice of a mid 30 year old.

    • @subwayak
      @subwayak ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The videos are obviously narrated by a professional speaker reading a script.

    • @Ayy3n
      @Ayy3n ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@subwayak no August voices his videos by himself

    • @DecoraGarfoid
      @DecoraGarfoid ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@Ayy3n that was a joke..

    • @Ayy3n
      @Ayy3n ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DecoraGarfoid my bad my bad

  • @ItsYaBoiV
    @ItsYaBoiV ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Tbh this is the first thing the man has made that actually looks like food

    • @GwyndolinOwO
      @GwyndolinOwO ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, i'm sure there's a better recipe out there but if you wanted to follow this and just cook it a bit longer, and choose your own toppings, it wouldn't be half bad.

    • @dr.menyac6499
      @dr.menyac6499 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There wasn’t any lead or nickel in it. 0/10.

    • @quantrellbishop9263
      @quantrellbishop9263 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Literally every ingredient was premade/cooked

    • @scottnichols3685
      @scottnichols3685 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a PIG.

    • @brianzhang349
      @brianzhang349 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@quantrellbishop9263 I think that’s almost the point being made here

  • @LoonyDoll
    @LoonyDoll ปีที่แล้ว +211

    just turning 21 makes a lot of sense of how offended August has been with really common inoffensive cooking techniques. also yea this actually looks pretty edible

    • @hachi-rokuperformancegroup3987
      @hachi-rokuperformancegroup3987 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Your mom must not have been a very good cook, I'm sorry

    • @LoonyDoll
      @LoonyDoll ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@hachi-rokuperformancegroup3987 Thanks, and that's an understatement. I still say she owes everyone a formal apology for what she did to meat.

    • @noblecyborg-savage
      @noblecyborg-savage ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also his take on the Chris Mr beast thing makes more sense now

    • @MarvinHartmann452
      @MarvinHartmann452 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's funny, and I like listen to him, but besides knowing that you don't eat rare chicken or grounded beef, I don't think he knows more than Jack about cooking.

    • @GraceKelone
      @GraceKelone 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hachi-rokuperformancegroup3987 there are some things in here that didn’t need to be criticized. It’s normal to oil pizza dough. It’s normal to shape it with your finger tips. When you slice the pizza the bell pepper is small enough to not be dragged off after every bite. I feel bad for you and your mom actually.

  • @tacocrabdemon
    @tacocrabdemon ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Been in the baking biz for a few years now, and jack actually did pretty dang good for using store bought dough. You typically oil the proof bowl you use and cover it with either a towel or plastic wrap. Color me surprised!

    • @frost.0707
      @frost.0707 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah but correct me if im wrong but ppl dont really use that cover the top with oil. Only a thin layer on the pan in order of it to not stick to the pan.

    • @Sevicify
      @Sevicify ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@frost.0707 When you cook you typically only oil the pan, though having a light coat of oil on top isn't necessarily bad and may be wanted depending on the desired result. Anyway when he oiled the dough he was actually proofing it which is where you leave it sitting for an extended period of time primarily to let the yeast do its thing rising & fermenting the dough, and possibly to bring the dough up to room temperature so it's easier to work with if it was refrigerated such as it would have been in this case. The problem with leaving the dough sitting for such long time is it will dry out forming a yucky crust, you combat this in two parts by coating the outside dough with some kind of barrier (eg: the oil) and covering the container with something (eg: the plastic). So the oil in the case of proofing is there to prevent the dough from drying out.

    • @tonygluk1
      @tonygluk1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This final pizza looked criminally underproofed to me though

    • @michaelcoburn2975
      @michaelcoburn2975 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He used enough dough to make a deep dish in that small saute pan. If that was the play, he should have pressed the dough and then wait about 1 hour or so for the dough to rise, par cook the dough, add ingredients and then cool again.

    • @juniperpruniper4935
      @juniperpruniper4935 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@michaelcoburn2975 you and i know how to cook things. Who watches Jack if not on duck channel. Like the whole world watches good cooks to learn, jack has no idea how to technically cook anything, yet has a cooking show. Does this guy not watch anyone else cook. Ppl are bad cooks, i get it. But to have a cooking show, and suck at cooking. Only in America

  • @ANMA133
    @ANMA133 ปีที่แล้ว +2176

    it actually doesn't look that bad for once - (please dont cancel me)

    • @AylaCastopolous
      @AylaCastopolous ปีที่แล้ว +293

      It's all normal ingredients... but it's Jack though, can we trust his abilities?

    • @GoMathewVideo
      @GoMathewVideo ปีที่แล้ว +203

      I was thinking the same thing. Compared to raw chicken this looks semi normal.

    • @pixl6286
      @pixl6286 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      tbh, it just looks like a slightly undercooked neapolitanian Pizza

    • @aaron4504
      @aaron4504 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I was on my way to the comments to say the same. The crust looked cooked through. As far as Jack's cooking goes this one wasn't terrible.

    • @smokey5883
      @smokey5883 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He probably still got salmonella somehow. It didn’t look bad. Shocking

  • @Jump-Shack
    @Jump-Shack ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Ironically the pizza is the tamest thing jack made

    • @wheelhouse15
      @wheelhouse15 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's actually pretty hard to screw up pizza when you've got the dough already. I'm sure people can find a way but your really have to be creative!

    • @calebangell77
      @calebangell77 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's almost as if there wasn't a reason to make a video about this recipe. Jack is a shitty cook and a terrible person but it's clear this series has been beating a dead horse for a while now.

    • @SlyCooper1920
      @SlyCooper1920 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@wheelhouse15 ATLEAST he made something that's legitimately palatable and DID sorta learned from his mistakes along the way

    • @wheelhouse15
      @wheelhouse15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SlyCooper1920 Hopefully, it's hard to say exactly what he did learn. He didn't seem to understand that he was using too much dough and should have stretched it more, but at least the second batch seemed to be better.

    • @binguswasmicrowaved
      @binguswasmicrowaved ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if it wasnt raw id eat it

  • @FarawayFragrance
    @FarawayFragrance 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Put it back in the oven for a few minutes ❌
    Make a new one with the wrong kind of cheese ✅

  • @silverhawk24
    @silverhawk24 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "But I'm sure I'll find a way to screw it up" I'll be damned, Jack has ultimately attained sentient awareness. Didn't think he had it in him, but happy birthday August.

  • @erlking5868
    @erlking5868 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    He cuts the pizza and says "this looks horrible" but all the raw chicken always looks delicious.
    Sure Jack 😂

    • @JeremyPeeples
      @JeremyPeeples ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's no accounting for taste - especially for Jack since his tastebuds have to be fried for all the rotten food.

  • @Gundumb_guy
    @Gundumb_guy ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Proofing and olive oil are definitely things you do to pizza dough. And as someone who makes homemade pizza on a semi regular basis, this looks decent. I’ve made cast iron pizza a few times and this is pretty on point, needs more cook time but that’s it really, nothing out of pocket here imo.

    • @anufoalan
      @anufoalan ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Oil yes, proofing no. Pizza dough is a single proof dough, you proof it once and then shape and cook, he’s doing a second proof on store bought dough, dough that’s already been through its proof, it should be shaped and baked, a second proof like he did is necessary for bread so that you get a more even tender crumb because it’s been worked and rested several times, for pizza you only want one proof because you want it to have that chew and slightly uneven air bubbles.

    • @Gundumb_guy
      @Gundumb_guy ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@anufoalan ahhh ok. Yup, I only proof mine once.

    • @Goblinhandler
      @Goblinhandler ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@anufoalan Jack essentially made a bagel topped with pizza lol

    • @TeleologicalConsistency
      @TeleologicalConsistency ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He should've used half the dough.

    • @LordKingler
      @LordKingler ปีที่แล้ว +29

      A bit too much dough but aside from the first one, yeah, not bad. I do have an issue with the Basil on the first one. Basil needs to be either added fresh after being taken out or just before so it doesn't burn. Him saying that he won't be using fresh Basil anymore is wholly his own fault.

  • @lasagnapapa
    @lasagnapapa ปีที่แล้ว +77

    To be honest, he actually did good with this one. Especially with how he caught himself, wasn't proud with the result, took it back, and tried again.

    • @WodinLugh
      @WodinLugh ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 Homie, it's Jack. It is good for HIM.

    • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
      @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WodinLugh He made a legitimately good French Onion Soup.

    • @WodinLugh
      @WodinLugh ปีที่แล้ว

      Did August react to it? Cuz I don't watch him normally. I just watch youtubers talk shit. Especially August cuz 90% of the time he doesn't know what he is talking about either.@@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
      It's the best we're ever going to see him do. Let's just let him have this W, lol.

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917i disagree. for french onion soup you're supposed to caramelize the hell out of the onions. he sauteed them for maybe 5 minutes and complained that it was bland. to his credit though, it did look alright.

  • @kenziekleinsasser6965
    @kenziekleinsasser6965 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    You’re only 21?! You’re way more concise than most your age good sir!!! I’ve watched you for a good while I’m so impressed ❤

    • @rippoking8297
      @rippoking8297 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Here before this comments blows up

    • @raccoon93
      @raccoon93 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I honestly thought he was at least in his early 30s with how mature he sounds!

    • @pappi8338
      @pappi8338 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I was thinking! Some people my age still have the composure of a prepubescent spoiled brat

    • @rippoking8297
      @rippoking8297 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@raccoon93 Ikr

    • @sevandobo
      @sevandobo ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Was hoping someone brought this up lol. I definitely thought he was 35 - 40 years old 😂

  • @alexlents4689
    @alexlents4689 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    We’re honestly getting some real character development from Jack here! Actually acknowledging that he made something bad AND redoing it!

  • @DZM0N
    @DZM0N ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Crazy enough, one of my instructors from cooking school in 2015 actually said that it was possible to cook a pizza on a skillet, but it depends on the method. But Jack on the other hand…………….yeah to him it’s not possible XD

    • @redbeard36
      @redbeard36 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Skillet pizza is definitely a thing. But throwing a whole ball of store bought dough on it ain’t the way to a good pizza.

    • @michel0dy
      @michel0dy ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I've done skillet pizza before, it's a great recipe to make with friends! But you gotta use waaay less dough and make it thinner so it actually cooks.

    • @melikatalks7676
      @melikatalks7676 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've definitely done pan pizza before and it turned out delicious. But cast iron pizza is a legit thing, it's more difficult to get right tho

    • @GotchaYT253
      @GotchaYT253 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@IslandGuy you sound just as dumb as the guy making the pizza. I bet you couldn't even do this much 😂

    • @FutureProp
      @FutureProp ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Toss a slice of frozen pizza into a pan with a little bit of oil and maybe some marjoram or something after baking or microwaving it and it'll make the crust significantly better. It's still pretty bad, but this might be the most sane video I've seen from Jack.

  • @mfowl777
    @mfowl777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1) Proofing a dough does require covering, but it can be done with just a kitchen rag. Key is temperature so the yeast works, but doesn't die.
    2) Oil can be used for proofing so the dough doesn't stick. Just not in the quantity Jack is using.

  • @RichardCJohnson
    @RichardCJohnson ปีที่แล้ว +78

    “The basil is in the fridge cos we don’t want it to wilt…”
    Proceeds to place delicate basil leaves in a 500 degree oven. Is surprised by burnt leaves.
    Happy birthday Auguat [sic]

  • @LeProphic
    @LeProphic ปีที่แล้ว +170

    This feels like a broken clock moment for Jack because I actually think that looks delicious.

    • @JohnnyWolfblood
      @JohnnyWolfblood ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It’s far from perfect, but his other dishes usually have raw chicken as the main ingredient.
      So yeah, this is by far the best thing he’s made.

    • @antepa112
      @antepa112 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Every pizza is good, but some are better

    • @irgendwer1437
      @irgendwer1437 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@antepa112 i know people who fck up noodles.... so trust me - not every pizza is good xD

    • @08mlascelles
      @08mlascelles ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antepa112 nope, I've eaten genuinely disgusting pizza before.

    • @chtsv
      @chtsv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think that when you cook pizza in the griddle, you have to preheat the griddle, because it wont get hot until the top of the pizza is burnt. So you get burnt topping and raw dough. I've seen other youtubers do this, eat raw dough that stretches like cheese and say "AAAAAH... Its SOOOOO goood! Perfect!"

  • @thesaltytrio2521
    @thesaltytrio2521 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jack addressing he messed up and that he needed to fix something in his cooking is a step in a right direction at least

  • @broadcastbard
    @broadcastbard 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Jack is too impatient to be a decent chef, let alone a good father...

    • @elizabethmorley7416
      @elizabethmorley7416 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Very judgemental. Where’s your evidence?

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @elizabethmorley7416
      You need to watch more of August’s videos. He has one of Jack on a podcast talking about choking his son until the kid’s nose starts bleeding “and I didn’t want to stop”, Jack literally says.

  • @ZawadiMwathi
    @ZawadiMwathi ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Happy Birthday Man 😊🎉❤ Thank you for sacrificing yourself watching these terrible cookers just for us ❤

  • @DaBellMonkey
    @DaBellMonkey ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Ain't even gonna lie, this made me hungry for pizza

    • @deepspace385
      @deepspace385 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally same. I got up and went to the store just to get mozzarella to make it.

  • @KlutzOfAMan
    @KlutzOfAMan ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Happy bird day bird man
    Edit: I do put oil on my pizza when proofing it
    Also the way jack was spreading the pizza (the first time) was a fairly good way to do it as far as I'm aware, especially for a cast iron pizza where he isn't spreading it in the air or his hands, its also a good way of spreading without breaking air bubbles that have developed

    • @cremeuxkraft9019
      @cremeuxkraft9019 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed! The oil gives dough a little crisp when it's baked.

    • @StrangeCreed
      @StrangeCreed ปีที่แล้ว

      As always, Jack somehow manages to undercook everything that goes into his oven.

    • @Sevicify
      @Sevicify ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah oil during proofing is needed to keep it the dough from drying out, and even though it's a store-bought dough it should still be proofed. It's also indeed a good spreading method, the problem with Jack's is he didn't account for the contraction by spreading further than he wanted or letting it relax for a few minutes before spreading it again (and of course he had way too much dough for a pizza that size).

  • @jaycarneygiants
    @jaycarneygiants ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The reason pizza #2 was slightly more done than pizza #1 despite being cooked for the same amount of time is most likely due to the cast iron pan holding heat from the first bake and transferring that heat sooner to the second pizza

    • @yourworstfan
      @yourworstfan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think the heat would have mostly left the pan in the time it took him to buy another ball of dough. More likely the second pizza cooked through faster because the dough was stretched thinner. More surface area and less depth = cooks through faster.

  • @bbqueeno.o
    @bbqueeno.o ปีที่แล้ว +96

    He's using enough dough for 4 pizzas also you're suppose to add the fresh basil at the end logically 😅 but overall it's the best looking thing he's probably ever done

    • @derekko2797
      @derekko2797 ปีที่แล้ว

      he's using a cast iron pan that cant fit the whole thing but still if you look at it you can really make only 2 as shown in the video so i dont really get you but yes you are supposed to put it at the end the basil.

    • @Tengokuchi
      @Tengokuchi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@derekko2797 look how thick his crust is. I'm pretty sure he could have rolled it out thinner.

    • @Jonah.Inciong
      @Jonah.Inciong ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Tengokuchi true. Considering that the pizza dough was still raw after 10 mins while the toppings were already cooked, he could've just divided the dough into 2 halves and made a thinner pizza

    • @MarvinHartmann452
      @MarvinHartmann452 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Jonah.InciongYeah, it's more like a seasoned bread than a pizza. It looks like a 10 inches pan, but would he did a "normal" pizza, there's enough dough to make a large sized pizza.

  • @emmataylor5961
    @emmataylor5961 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Happy Birthday to the person who never fails to make me and so many others laugh our butts off! 🎉😁

    • @dimitrilitovsk2372
      @dimitrilitovsk2372 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When he said he's 21 i was surprised, he sounds like he's at least 25 but that could just be the audio

    • @karolkaminski3871
      @karolkaminski3871 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dimitrilitovsk2372 21? i dont believe sounds like almost 40

    • @Sirleones
      @Sirleones ปีที่แล้ว

      Homie’s younger than me and sounds like a radio guy 😂

  • @Gaming2DMX
    @Gaming2DMX ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:58 this is jacks mistake, when making a pan pizza, you toast one end then you flip it and you place the sauce and toppings onto it. Then you put it in the oven to let the dough get cooked all the way through compared to the raw goop he got. If you just toast one side and place the toppings on the uncooked side, the side with all the toppings is gonna be raw which will result in the pizza being raw

    • @QueenOfKings0402
      @QueenOfKings0402 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why don’t he test his recipes before showing them to the masses?

    • @Sevicify
      @Sevicify ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't need to flip, you don't even need to brown the base first before putting toppings on. It all really depends on the thickness of your dough and cooking method. I've looked at a number of cast iron pan pizza recipes and the majority put (some) toppings on before any cooking of the dough, some then brown the bottom off on a stove before putting in the oven while others put it straight in the oven while a few just do it entirely on the stove.
      The few recipes I've seen that flip are all done on the stove which makes sense as the heat source is directly under the bottom where even with a lid the top may not cook through enough. In an oven flipping really isn't needed as not only is the heat is more evenly dispersed throughout the oven it also reaches a higher temperature, it would only be an issue if you have an absurdly thick crust like Jack did.
      Simply put there is no one right way to make a pan pizza, it all depends on the desired method and what you're going for.

    • @Sevicify
      @Sevicify ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@QueenOfKings0402 That's one of the great mysteries of life. If I had to guess I'd say something to do with his ego and delusion of being a good cook.

  • @carlbeatty6654
    @carlbeatty6654 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He had enough dough for 2 maybe 3 pizzas but for Jack looks like one of the best things hes ever cooked.

  • @Midnightblue45
    @Midnightblue45 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Now that pizza looks good for being cooked in a skillet

    • @gregory2709
      @gregory2709 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, it doesn't. I've made exactly three pizzas in a cast iron skillet. And, they were all infinitely better than this garbage. And I'm still not entirely sure what I'm doing lol

    • @uaidavi
      @uaidavi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gregory2709 I second that, you can make reallly, really good looking pizza using cast iron stuff

    • @wheelhouse15
      @wheelhouse15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gregory2709 You probably are being too hard on yourself. Skillet pizza is pretty straight forward and it is really good on top of that. I'm sure in a few more tries you'll get a good feel for it!

    • @demonpride1975
      @demonpride1975 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gregory2709 first off with 7.5 billion people on this planet, there is going to be differences on how people like their pizza, you made 3 pizzas in a skillet so you must be the aficionado on skillet pizza. that's like me saying i shot a sniper rifle, so i am the best sniper of the world. i think more to the truth, you just are being a dick of the sake of being a dick.
      the second pizza looked fine dude, you are just hating to hate. get over yourself.

  • @Jigadie96
    @Jigadie96 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Yasss Jack is back again!! Happy Birthday August!! 🎉🎉

  • @GlitchYeen
    @GlitchYeen ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I've been working at a pizza place for about five years now, and I've gotta say watching this man's technique is like watching DSP

  • @jrm666420
    @jrm666420 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a pizza cook of 12 years. yes, proofing store-bought dough will actually make it spread a little bit easier, and it is preferred to oil your dough ball just not that much.

  • @PWNHUB
    @PWNHUB ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:44 yes to both questions. The dough would be super cold and hard to work as well as not wanting the exterior to dry out while it sits a bit.

  • @BarryMcCawkiner
    @BarryMcCawkiner ปีที่แล้ว +21

    If there's one thing we've learned from watching his videos, it's this: Slightly raw in our world is perfectly cooked in Jack's world.

    • @platterjockey
      @platterjockey ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he had a childhood trauma where he had to deal with burnt food.

  • @davidbrazeel5312
    @davidbrazeel5312 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Jack is currently in a nursing home trying to regain his health. Just for information sake. Hope he gets well soon so he can resume cooking videos that end up here! Love the content.

    • @fireflights1977
      @fireflights1977 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Gee I wonder why he has to regain his health with all the crap he consumes 😂

    • @Phoenixillusion18
      @Phoenixillusion18 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Din't he had a stroke about 2 months ago? Damn his health is surely not the best it seems.

    • @dunit911
      @dunit911 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn that sucks. He’s kinda starting to grow on me lol

    • @RequestTheSinger
      @RequestTheSinger ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's all that raw fucking chicken

    • @anca2348
      @anca2348 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea this is his third one I believe

  • @msbigdog1460
    @msbigdog1460 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There's absolutely no way Jack is a trained chef. There's not a culinary school/institute on this planet, that would certify him as an actual 'chef'.

  • @Poogert
    @Poogert ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The fact that you're only a year older than me is so baffling- I expected you to have a fully developed brain with how well spoken and mature you sound, dude. Happy Birthday!

    • @TheGhostFart
      @TheGhostFart ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he freaked out over using salt on less conventional foods he's not THAT mature

    • @Blanktester685
      @Blanktester685 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheGhostFart yes he is

  • @doylethechocolatelab
    @doylethechocolatelab ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Happy birthday August. I didn't realize I was older than you but that doesn't change anything! Everybody loves a cooking with Jack video.

  • @Hey.itsivette
    @Hey.itsivette ปีที่แล้ว +6

    To answer your question about proofing the dough…
    1) Sometimes store bought dough needs proofing, sometimes it doesn’t. Depends on what you buy! :)
    2) You always want to add a small amount of oil to your dish and dough when proofing it, it prevents the dough from drying out and crusting up before you bake it and shape it to your liking :)
    EDIT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  • @meowNDTP
    @meowNDTP ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Everyone is saying this pizza doesn't look bad... But as a chef this pizza is still horrific. The amount of dough is madness.

  • @nickroach9242
    @nickroach9242 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The biggest shock of the whole video was Jack for once actually admitting one of his dishes not being fully cooked.also happy birthday man glad I found your channel always love the commentary and your reaction to these videos

  • @TaylorTheHater
    @TaylorTheHater ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I applaud his new self awareness. Jack, you gotta learn to laugh WITH us.

  • @doomguy2115
    @doomguy2115 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Happy birthday August, personally i think this was the most edible thing I've seen on this channel so props to Jack for finally learning how to cook something worthwhile

  • @ultrafox4005
    @ultrafox4005 ปีที่แล้ว

    As someone who bakes and studies baking I have your answers at the beginning. Proofing your pizza dough is necessary since like with any other yeasted it is relied upon to create air pockets for a nice crispy crust, it may be moot to do it on store bought dough, but it is still worth trying.
    As for oiling the dough for proofing, it is also neccessary. It helps the dough not stick to the bowl.

  • @sundriedtomatoes1717
    @sundriedtomatoes1717 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Proofing it in a cold cast iron probably didn't do anything, but covering it in oil isn't too weird, I do that whenever I make pizza dough.

  • @GabbyKobold
    @GabbyKobold ปีที่แล้ว +60

    He was SO CLOSE to getting it right, but then he went and did a total 180 with the Mexican cheese 😂

    • @doreenweix6540
      @doreenweix6540 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mexican cheese ok. you have to buy GOOD cheese-never cheap.

    • @DG_427
      @DG_427 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's with the mexican cheese? We don't have that here.

    • @Benji_The_Ghoul
      @Benji_The_Ghoul ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@DG_427 it doesn't melt right the same way mozzarella does.

    • @killerkraut9179
      @killerkraut9179 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe isnt that Bad maybe more modern ami style!

    • @dude18222
      @dude18222 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@DG_427 Probably from the same dimension where they buy the "taco seasoning" powder crap.

  • @timgoodwintv
    @timgoodwintv ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I’m still shocked at how young August actually is. You are wise beyond your years good sir! Been watching this channel for a couple years now and I just turned 30 in February. Happy Birthday August!

  • @asiano3385
    @asiano3385 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    2:51 500 degrees? Oh. Fehrenheit. I was wondering if he is going to melt a metal or what.

    • @LinkiePup
      @LinkiePup 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      GET OUT OF HERE BRITISH PERSON!!! AMERICANS ONLY! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! /j

  • @Freddie7191
    @Freddie7191 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jack taking a page out of Kay's book and doing a redo makes me want a true collaboration. Maybe like a parent swap reality show where Lee has to go taste Jack's cooking, and Jack's son will get to know what actual parental love is like. I'd pay 12 bucks a month for that.

  • @typicalbullsfan9329
    @typicalbullsfan9329 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Wow Jack was actually aware that the pizza wasn’t cooked fully 😅 I’m in shock 😂

  • @Queenwolfaj
    @Queenwolfaj ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He probably let the dough “rise” to become easier to mold. Cold dough like shrinks up a lot, so allowing it to warm a bit helps it stay the shape you mold it into. At least that what I think personally, I make pizzas for my job and room temp dough is absolute heaven imo.

  • @sabi_is_a_ghost
    @sabi_is_a_ghost ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you‘re telling me i‘m OLDER THAN AUGUST ??? What the hell, i thought this man was a whole established adult, what in the shit

  • @franzjuran85
    @franzjuran85 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Happy birthday August. Shocking you're only turning 21, didn't get that impression through all your videos. Also, this one didn't make me cringe as much as Jacks other videos since TH-cam's early days. Have a shot of Jameson for a legal drink, good starting point, patron ain't bad either, either way enjoy yourself today and thanks for the video.

  • @skylergrace5068
    @skylergrace5068 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:10 The Michelangelo piggy bank in the back is pure perfection. I can never diss on this man ever again. Omggg and he whipped out the tweety bird bowl 3:30 what a legend.

  • @SpiritusVulpis
    @SpiritusVulpis ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think this is the only cooking with jack video I've watched or that August has even covered where jack has actively called out anything he's made (taste test or otherwise) as "horrible"

  • @cottonn_candyy
    @cottonn_candyy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    5:35 wait wait wait YOUR TELLING ME THAT HE SAID ITS UNCOOKED I DIDNT KNOW HE KNEW THAT WORD HOOOWWW

  • @softaildiaries
    @softaildiaries ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Happy birthday, and congratulations on being the oldest duck that ever lived!

  • @KnightHawk1990
    @KnightHawk1990 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Happy birthday to our favorite Duck! 🦆🍰🎁🎈

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean ปีที่แล้ว +2

      **sad duck noises**

    • @cruising_through
      @cruising_through ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WobblesandBeandon’t worry, you too hold a place in our hearts despite 95% of us being unaware of your existence

  • @alonelychocolatebar1954
    @alonelychocolatebar1954 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    To think, all this time I thought August was at least mid 20s, and already sipping on alcohol to numb the pain these cooking vids bring us. I was wrong. Happy Birthday all the same, duck boi.

  • @marktwain3531
    @marktwain3531 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I make bread as a hobby;
    Yes, if you have been handling the dough, it is good to proof it before using it again, even if it is store bought.
    Yes, you should cover the dough in oil when placing it into a container, as you will damage the top of the dough taking it out when it sticks to the sides. Never use flour to prevent dough from sticking, rather use oil in your container, and wet your hands. Flour will throw off the moisture content in the dough, which in a pizza dough should be about 60-80%, depending on how you want it to come out.
    That is exactly how you shape a pizza if you want a thicker crust like shown in the end, granted he had his heat too high, for thicker pizzas I would probably do about 400F, thinner pizzas I would do about 800-1000F.

  • @BradR1232
    @BradR1232 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jack actually said “this is where I went wrong”. Strike me dead I cannot believe he said it. Happy Birthday August!

  • @Rahul_Sastry
    @Rahul_Sastry ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Dude is 21 and already has a successful career kudos to you man!
    I hope I get a good job after college too.

  • @FyremaelGlittersparkle
    @FyremaelGlittersparkle ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nobody should be shocked at this point that Jack undercooked something. It’s pretty much the opposite. Happy Birthday, August!

  • @jackwabbit9784
    @jackwabbit9784 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack makes a disgusting pizza = bday ruined
    Jack doesn’t make a disgusting pizza = bday ruined

  • @smolcube8731
    @smolcube8731 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The day is always better when there is a new cooking with jack video.

    • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
      @YOUR_NARRATOR975 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's good when august uploads.
      But when it's a horrible cooking video ruins my night

    • @XrpAndy
      @XrpAndy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@YOUR_NARRATOR975 love you vlad

    • @5H8AT3_YT
      @5H8AT3_YT ปีที่แล้ว

      @@XrpAndy wtf

    • @troublesmyname
      @troublesmyname ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YOUR_NARRATOR975 what the…

  • @zraiviv6524
    @zraiviv6524 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    honestly, this is the most edible looking thing jack has made

    • @TrackerRoo
      @TrackerRoo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even a broken clock is right twice a day

  • @douggiles7647
    @douggiles7647 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Happy Birthday to the best duck on the internet! I guess I thought you were older because of that buttery voice, stands out from most ducks 😆 that and you're also very well-spoken. Your commentary was extra on point today, had me cracking up and I couldn't stop agreeing with you, thankfully I'm alone so nobody saw me talking to my laptop 😁

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So I’ve recently discovered, while proving a pre-made pizza dough doesn’t do much, you should still leave it to come to room temperature so it’s easier to knead and doesn’t tear

  • @demyiaa379
    @demyiaa379 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    happy birthday!! also this is the only Jack recipe that has looked like actual food, so that's good

  • @hhfggvogtthehy6451
    @hhfggvogtthehy6451 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jack continues to amaze me with the Body horror-espue creations he calls food.

  • @dfunk2429
    @dfunk2429 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Happy birthday August. It may be your birthday but you gave us the gift of more cooking with jack.

  • @darhk2889
    @darhk2889 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    For anyone wondering how to actually put basil on a pizza, there are 2 ways that I know of. 1) Put it on pre-bake and put a bit of olive oil on top of it, that way it doesn't burn and it infuses the oil with flavour, 2) put it on afterwards.

    • @dazuk1969
      @dazuk1969 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes, normally you would tear up some basil and put it on top after the pizza is cooked. I have never seen anyone baking fresh basil on a pizza as it will obviously burn.

  • @UnrulyNorthernDame
    @UnrulyNorthernDame ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Happy Birthday 🎉 Thank you for bringing us more of Jack’s shenanigans…

  • @yazreacts9721
    @yazreacts9721 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Happy birthday August, your honestly one of the 2 people I check every day for a video. It’s my birthday too and this is by far the best thing I’ve done that pizza saved and ruined the day.

  • @mememe9515
    @mememe9515 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Not going to lie the pizza looks good

  • @Ben-zr4ho
    @Ben-zr4ho 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love 24 hour pizza dough parties. We all just blaze meth and frantically make pizza dough. Good times.

  • @carbonatedmoose7872
    @carbonatedmoose7872 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jack has been gone for 2 months now, I think his raw chicken addiction finally caught up to him

    • @XrpAndy
      @XrpAndy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty sure he had another stroke

    • @iplaybose
      @iplaybose ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hes had his 2 or third stroke now, hes was posting vids from the hospital, i think hes out now

    • @XrpAndy
      @XrpAndy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And I’m not joking

    • @iplaybose
      @iplaybose ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@XrpAndy oh wait, another one, like another from the one he had like 1-2 months ago? Poor guy

  • @norka5185
    @norka5185 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The pizza dough balls they're putting out in grocery stores are actually fairly decent. They're normally $3 or less, least in my area. I've found they tend to make two pizza's worth of food, though. Just grab a small can of tomato paste and mix it with a bit of olive oil, water, and seasoning and you've got pizza sauce for $1 or less.
    Happy Birthday 🎉

  • @ninga3533
    @ninga3533 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Other than the pizza being a little raw it actually looked pretty good I think jack's cooking skills are starting to improve.

    • @BarryRonchetti
      @BarryRonchetti ปีที่แล้ว

      Helped immensely by the fact everything was already made or grown for him.

  • @ksok715
    @ksok715 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Its so crazy that an experienced „Chef“ would be so happy over a literal pizza. Thats like the first thing you learn how to make when you want to start cooking

  • @runningowl1812
    @runningowl1812 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    He’s rehabilitated his arm!!! That’s fantastic! I’m happy for him :)

    • @MerianneP
      @MerianneP ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pre three strokes

    • @thelickpolice1210
      @thelickpolice1210 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sadly enough, this is an older video from before he went on a stroke streak, at the present time, the man can barely speak and can hardly use his semi-functioning arm, let alone the paralyzed one.

  • @jessephillips4762
    @jessephillips4762 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Happy Birthday Mr Duck. We all love and appreciate you!

  • @coryshannon3815
    @coryshannon3815 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The pizza actually turned out better than I would have thought.
    Anyway, Happy Birthday!

  • @vca185
    @vca185 ปีที่แล้ว

    In baking it is required to oil the bowl and dough before rising. This keeps the dough hydrated and prevents it from drying out on the outside. And store bought dough doesn't need to proof if it has already risen.