@@hotshotroom964 pretty much but you would only drop to one knee until the whole part NPC followers included dies too, instead of having to be re-summoned... We can call it the conjuration soapstone
@@piggy666 I don't get how someone can misgender someone based on voice. Cath is clearly a woman. I'm sure that there are some men out there with high pitched voices and some women with deep voices.
Dragon comes back in time* "TWO DRAGONBORNS ARE GOING TO APPEAR IN THE SAME TIME AS YOU RESURRECT" *later "These aren't the 2 Dragonborns I told you guys" Goes after other Dragonborns* Alduin: DO I HEAR FOUR?!?
Okay but Skyrim makes a really good four person casual co-op game. I love the idea of having a necromancer, a healer, a warrior and an archer all fulfilling their roles in one team to just fuck stuff up
@@aspeneyes9545 bro fr. Does that not sound sick as fuck if this was optimized to work and run good. I’m ashamed to admit it but I would pay too dollar just for Skyrim , coop. People under rate how much extra fun it is playing with friends sometimes
1:25 My sister used to roleplay a Khajiit thief who wasn't interested in stealing gems or gold or anything like that, but was absolutely *obsessed* with cabbages.... She told me (and showed me!) that she had enough money to buy Breezehome and start on adding furniture before she even talked to Balgruuf because she stole every cabbage between Helgen and Dragonsreach and sold them all as soon as she could. An odd approach, granted, but it worked. Also, it's buckets of milk in Minecraft!
@@crazy8slayer lets make it happen lads, i might not be good with animation but by god i can make a delphine milking machine model for the lazy lads and the MxR dungeons
@@Kvitravn. Milk mod economy, advanced follower tweaks to make her a follower, use the "I want you to do something for me", and... Well, welcome to hell
@@josephcola9662 nemmessis is great,fps realy improved also i XD ::::::::starts singing xenophobia: Let's be xenophobic,it's realy in this year,let's find a nasty slimy ugly alien to fear,there's no more cutecy story's about et comming home,let's learn to love our neighbors like the christians learned in rome,we know we're up to hate them,they're different you see, we've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and tv,so folk are out to know how it's got to be,the gospel truth is found on alien nv,let's wipe out every life form that seems to be a threat,we'll serve em up a genocide they never will forget,cause if we miss a couple they'll breed a couple more,and soon we'll all be hating twise as many as before....because aliens can never be as good as human kind,a more delightful race than us you'll never ever find......so step asside you star slime we're ready for your worst,we know oyu're out to beat us,ensleve us and defeat us,opress us and brow beat us unless we get you first
"My inventory is always encumbered and full of cheese" Now you know what this is,a reminder of the days of skyrim at its finest and the playerz who really carried alot of unnecessary things- recall one time bejng over-encumbered full of potions-
"Whats sprint?" "Left alt." "WHYYY-" As someone who is entirely used to sprint being left joystick (pressed down) the regular made me cry,so blessed to have control settings
I found this video randomly on recommendations. I do not regret clicking on it as I burst out laughing at: "I'm in a cutscene!" And then an Argonian's head bobbing up and down.
Guys you need to do this again I haven’t laughed like this in so long, thank you for putting a smile on my face after a s**t day. I hope you are all doing well during COVID and I hope you have a decent Halloween. Btw skyrim is really good but really Jake don’t go accidentally doing the Dawngaurd quest line instead of the main quest. Love you all and have a good rest of the year Oh and Cath... Du du du de du doh Do dO dE dU da DuH duH de de dA Du dA Du DA dA dU
I somehow managed to complete both the dawnguard quests and dragon born quests before the main quests, while thinking that was branches of the main storyline rather than alternate storylines.
when you guys were talking bout taco's, i got a notification that my friend who's nicknamed ''Taco'' started streaming :') laughed for a good 2 minutes at the coincidence
I enjoyed playing skyrim.. Until modding became a Huge thing and i now spend more time modding the game than playing it and when its finally modded to hell it wont work because one undefined mod doesent work with the rest and ive got no idea wich one
Ahhh.... The good old days... Skyrim offline with friends mods. Made me feel happier back in the day, playing with (Super Realistic Friends Mod) - Voiced by real Ai's
1:30 "my inventory is always full of cheese" My Brain: This is Skyrim not dragon age don't say it. Me; Well I am partial to an entire wheel of cheese- My Brain: OH MY *GOD* IM YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO *MEEEEEE* !!!
"Whats sprinting?" "Left ALT" "WHYYYYYYYYYYYY" "You may rebind that to something normal.... like *H* " You are an evil man with evil suggestions, my friend.
Watching this madee laugh so much I've put days into skyrim and watching this made me busy out laughing cause me and my friends would be the exact same, keep up the great work love the content
@@papapa51 As it turns out, making a Bethesda game do something it's not designed to is difficult and fraught with issues. The Skyrim Together: Reborn version is underway and doing well though, albeit a bit slower than the original due to everything else that's been happening. Sadly I haven't been able to participate much in the coding due to a bunch of deadlines at work. (I wrote the original movement code, the inventory sync code, the network transfer/packing code, Linux pieces for the server and loader, and some other parts of the currently available version)
"What's sprint?" "Left alt" "Why?!" "Yeah, you may want to rebind that to something normal like h" Bro you said normal! sprint normal is left shift or left control >:(
"But, there was one they feared, in their tongue he is Dovakiin, Dragonborn"
"FORCE SAH RU!!"
lmaoo
This is not he... this is them
And the guy is like 'Oh wait...nah, that's just Jonk. They don't really fear him that much.'
😂😂
Lmao the way of the voice
Bethesda this is what we want. Not a mmo, just casual coop
Very yes
Yes literally like Fable 3/Dark Souls drop in to your buddies game and play like a follower.
@@TheStrayHALOMAN Skyrim white sign soapstone
@@hotshotroom964 pretty much but you would only drop to one knee until the whole part NPC followers included dies too, instead of having to be re-summoned...
We can call it the conjuration soapstone
@@TheStrayHALOMAN if we have the white conjuration sign as an apprentice spell, what about the red conjuration sign being an expert.
“My inventory is just always over- encumbered and full of cheese”
My new senior quote
Can I take that too? 🤣
Just read this when he said it 😂
@AJ P. ok we get it u don’t like it when someone misgenders someone it’s not the end of the world mate
@@piggy666 I don't get how someone can misgender someone based on voice. Cath is clearly a woman. I'm sure that there are some men out there with high pitched voices and some women with deep voices.
@@CRUSH40RULES so u proved my point that it was possible for them to mistake them for a man and say he it’s not like he’s saying hitlers a good man
"great,now theres four of them"
~Alduin
I mean 4 more souls to devour in Sovngarde
🤦🤣😂
If he leaves them alone for long enough, they'll all friendly-fire each other to death
Dragon comes back in time*
"TWO DRAGONBORNS ARE GOING TO APPEAR IN THE SAME TIME AS YOU RESURRECT"
*later
"These aren't the 2 Dragonborns I told you guys"
Goes after other Dragonborns*
Alduin: DO I HEAR FOUR?!?
@Kristopher Prime Alduin : "Even if they might be on our side, I REALLY wouldn't want to bother myself training those dragonborns, in my entire life."
One dovahkiin is chaotic enough,, now imagine three,, Tamriel is in for a ride
And then the final mission in Sovngarde: Milk Delphine. XP
Blessed pfp
Whoever fricked a dragon needs to chill
@@RealPhoenixFlight *DnD bard sounds intensifies*
@@RealPhoenixFlight seems cool
Okay but Skyrim makes a really good four person casual co-op game. I love the idea of having a necromancer, a healer, a warrior and an archer all fulfilling their roles in one team to just fuck stuff up
dnd: the game
@@aspeneyes9545 bro fr. Does that not sound sick as fuck if this was optimized to work and run good. I’m ashamed to admit it but I would pay too dollar just for Skyrim , coop. People under rate how much extra fun it is playing with friends sometimes
where is the mage that does their own thing and gets the team killed in horrific ways
@@gamingrabbit5100 banned from the group. Restraining orde--
To be fair I always feel like the restoration tree had feels for this. Like healing hands just doesn't feel right on npcs idk
They could release Skyrim multiplayer as an official thing and people would buy it.
Ppl said that with fallout too you know look where that got us
@@HA8179 that’s because in the beginning there weren’t any npcs and it’s public servers. Unless you paid extra for everything.
If they released it exactly as the mod but with optimizations it would sell
Pls give Todd Howard no more ideas on how to release Skyrim.
They did it
1:25 My sister used to roleplay a Khajiit thief who wasn't interested in stealing gems or gold or anything like that, but was absolutely *obsessed* with cabbages....
She told me (and showed me!) that she had enough money to buy Breezehome and start on adding furniture before she even talked to Balgruuf because she stole every cabbage between Helgen and Dragonsreach and sold them all as soon as she could.
An odd approach, granted, but it worked.
Also, it's buckets of milk in Minecraft!
You can't buy Breezehome unless you become Thane of Whiterun so it's literally impossible to buy that house before talking to Balgruuf
@@KalilIllinois yeah,except he said that she had enough money to buy it,not that she bought it
@@KalilIllinois learn to read noob
....i must try this
I know what I’m doing on my next play through. 💀
They go and meet Miraak and he’s just like
Miraak: “So finally the first Dragonborn meets the la… wait why are there four of you?!”
“I brought others with me.”
Sorry Mi, but unlike you, i have friends
*guitar solo*
Whoever birthed the Dragonborn had quadruplets
"Go to the stables to milk Delphine" f-ing SENT me. LOL
3:15
"No, I said milk Delphine at the stables!"
doesn't sound THAT akward in 2020 considering Belle Delphine.
I'm pretty sure someone has made a milk belle delphine mod after seeing this
@@crazy8slayer lets make it happen lads, i might not be good with animation but by god i can make a delphine milking machine model for the lazy lads and the MxR dungeons
Oh fuck no please
@@Kvitravn. Milk mod economy, advanced follower tweaks to make her a follower, use the "I want you to do something for me", and... Well, welcome to hell
@@hazeltree7738 ahh yes, though id still be Up to making that mod, 😂😂😂
“I’m improving my bow”
*is grinding a sword on a stone
Better than having to reload your sword in Pillars of Eternity 2. :P
1:33
"My inventory is just always over-encumbered and full of cheese."
*Sheogorath wants to know your location*
CHEESE FOR EVERYONE
Hey Joseph what do you play stellaris on?
@@union4814 PC. Can't wait for Nemesis on April 15th
@@josephcola9662 nemmessis is great,fps realy improved also i XD ::::::::starts singing xenophobia: Let's be xenophobic,it's realy in this year,let's find a nasty slimy ugly alien to fear,there's no more cutecy story's about et comming home,let's learn to love our neighbors like the christians learned in rome,we know we're up to hate them,they're different you see, we've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and tv,so folk are out to know how it's got to be,the gospel truth is found on alien nv,let's wipe out every life form that seems to be a threat,we'll serve em up a genocide they never will forget,cause if we miss a couple they'll breed a couple more,and soon we'll all be hating twise as many as before....because aliens can never be as good as human kind,a more delightful race than us you'll never ever find......so step asside you star slime we're ready for your worst,we know oyu're out to beat us,ensleve us and defeat us,opress us and brow beat us unless we get you first
His true champion has come. She is worthy!
Bethesda games are perfect with no flaws whatsoever.
“It just works”
Also completely balanced with no exploits
@@purpellent damn you beat me to the joke
To be fair this time it’s because the game wasn’t made with co op in mind Fallout 76 is just shit without any mods altering the game
“Sixteen times the detail”
This mod has come a long way, now each player had their own screen and don't have to use one screen, while zoomed out.
You: Milk Delphine
R34 Artists: *Pushes Up Glasses*
Milk Delphine at the stables doesn't even sound akward considering Belle Delphine.
Grabs a pail
@@unknownsamurai454 belle delphine found a market and used it, she’s just smart to be fair
@@hotshotroom964 S I M P
@@WalterEKurtz-kp2jf but I’m just not though am I
Arrow in guards head:
“What was that?..............must have been the wind”
Epic npc man?
Tell you what I’m so glad TH-cam recommended this. Haven’t laughed this hard in ages
Same
same
“I’ve got 5 frames a second!”
Welcome to the club mate
-insert pain filled tears here-
It's like playing Microsoft PowerPoint
"My inventory is always encumbered and full of cheese"
Now you know what this is,a reminder of the days of skyrim at its finest and the playerz who really carried alot of unnecessary things- recall one time bejng over-encumbered full of potions-
Imagine one of them trying to get married in multi-player. I'm picturing Fus Ro Dah's everywhere
3:36 "No one's ever asked for a bucket of milk"
Minecraft cake: *Requires 3 buckets of milk* Peasants
My dream is to one day play Skyrim with my friends, this would be amazing
I wanted to but i don't have a friend
For everyone asking for the mod it's called Skyrim Together
We should all know that by know
Thanks
Is it available on Xbox yet or is it still on computer only?
@@rebeccahvanzanten4743 unfortunately it's a purely fan made mod so it won't come to console
The one that lets you milk delphine?
4:53 "I do as the marker guides."
This video is an absolute gold.
Belle Delphine's Insta: [Deleted]
Belle Delphine: [Goes onto Twitter]
Everyone: 3:04
"go to the stables and milk delphene" bet you thats a rule 34 title
Very likely that would be true!
So that's how we get bell Delphine bath water
@@jamesstanko5989 bath milk
There’s a mod called “Milk Economy”. I’ll leave you to fill in the blanks
@@alternateview8971 i saw mxr mention it
"Lord Sugar, Lord Butter, and Lord Eggs."
And Milk Delphine!
I forgot Skyrim Together was a real thing! I love playing single Player but it'd be awesome to mess around with friends and have adventures!!! 🤩🤩🤩
1:35
"My inventory is just always over-encumbered and full of cheese!"
*Sheogorath would like to know your location!*
1:04 "It's like playing microsoft powerpoint"
Me: ah I remember the days I used to play with microsoft
"Whats sprint?"
"Left alt."
"WHYYY-"
As someone who is entirely used to sprint being left joystick (pressed down) the regular made me cry,so blessed to have control settings
I feel that. L3 just feels so natural on a controller for Sprint, especially on this game.
07:37 lol that clip is the best
Skyrim multiplayer?! No Freaking way that needs to a game mode hundred percent
As a Welshman that valleys accent attempt was top notch as someone enjoys a good laugh you’ve earned a subscriber
I found this video randomly on recommendations. I do not regret clicking on it as I burst out laughing at: "I'm in a cutscene!" And then an Argonian's head bobbing up and down.
1:49
"You might wanna bind that to something normal"
*Proceeds to suggest h as an option*
Guys you need to do this again I haven’t laughed like this in so long, thank you for putting a smile on my face after a s**t day. I hope you are all doing well during COVID and I hope you have a decent Halloween. Btw skyrim is really good but really Jake don’t go accidentally doing the Dawngaurd quest line instead of the main quest. Love you all and have a good rest of the year
Oh and Cath...
Du du du de du doh Do dO dE dU da DuH duH de de dA Du dA Du DA dA dU
Mod got pulled off I guess
It's getting rewritten
stivCS yeah I think it might be
Too true T_T loved it. I want this to be an official game lol people would pay for coop skyrim
I somehow managed to complete both the dawnguard quests and dragon born quests before the main quests, while thinking that was branches of the main storyline rather than alternate storylines.
Wpe: playing skyrim online
Me: *crying in XBOX*
Same man...same (-_-,)
Ah a privileged xbox player complaining about not getting a mod. Im on ps4. Wonder how we feel.
I swear there is an online elder scrolls game not Skyrim but I think it will do
Mirack: I am the only Dragonborn.
WPE: *Fus Roh Dah's Mirack off a cliff*
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I went on an adventure with Jake.
when you guys were talking bout taco's, i got a notification that my friend who's nicknamed ''Taco'' started streaming :') laughed for a good 2 minutes at the coincidence
"We gotta go milk Delphine"
I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂💀
Big respect to whoever searched for these clips and included them in this complation
They take the funny clips out of thier own streams and put it into a youtube video. Its thier own clips
Cath takes everything
Me: Finally some that shares my fallout playstyle
Ps: show this comment to cath
3:13. it's 'poek Brinjolf' all over again. :)
0:30 as a fan of harry potter i died
Imagine if bethesda taken this mod team and made a new skyrim with proper funding to make multiplayer with we all could be having fun like this
We're still able to dream
@@pananay3192
are we livin in a dream
That would have been a proper anniversary version. Not the "op items laying around everywhere and you can get endgame stuff for no effort" version
I enjoyed playing skyrim
*UNTIL I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE*
i that what you call your peen?
I enjoyed playing skyrim.. Until modding became a Huge thing and i now spend more time modding the game than playing it and when its finally modded to hell it wont work because one undefined mod doesent work with the rest and ive got no idea wich one
Hey you your finally awake I used to be a adventure my self till I took a arrow to the knee.
\o/
Force ar ru my lover!
Don't forget to milk Delphine at the stables!
if that happens i'll just go and call the fbi
we meet again......
I'm not even going to ask which Delphine Jake was talking about
..... *Writes make quest mod to milk Belle Delphine in the stables on to-do list*
This would make everything in skyrim a lot more crazy
Ahhh.... The good old days... Skyrim offline with friends mods. Made me feel happier back in the day, playing with (Super Realistic Friends Mod) - Voiced by real Ai's
3:30 yes there are! ..i have seen too much!
2:41 then I said, fuck this! No loot is worth that!
1:30 "my inventory is always full of cheese"
My Brain: This is Skyrim not dragon age don't say it.
Me; Well I am partial to an entire wheel of cheese-
My Brain: OH MY *GOD* IM YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO *MEEEEEE* !!!
All of them sound like barbarians and i absolutely love it
alex: no one asks for a bucket of milk
minecraft players: ARE YOU s u r e ABOUT THAT
"Force Sah Ruh" I just shat my pants laughing
Lol when he killed Sulky because of Cultist robes i died of laughter for hours at 3:53
0:02 when you hate social interactions so you made some shit up.
Yes this is RPG at its finest. This is what Skyrim is suppose to be played!
6:06 Lord Sugar sounds like a male stripper name 😂 😂
"Whats sprinting?"
"Left ALT"
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"You may rebind that to something normal.... like *H* "
You are an evil man with evil suggestions, my friend.
Don’t think we didn’t notice the ‘ force sah ru ‘ on the shout while you were using it ( about 1:20 I think )
FO SAH RU actually translates, OMG! 😂
"Frost of Phantom Speed"
Ice Form + Become Ethereal + Whirlwind Sprint. Holy shit, that needs to be a CC in Skyrim ASAP!
@@kevinkaslana9060 You would become a blast of freezing wind and launch forward, rematerializing on the other side of your frozen foe. Nice!
Never, and I mean never, will anything amuse me more than *flappy bum sounds*...
4:35 quest of suffering ptsd hits me
"Milk delphine at the stables"
Thats something you hear in loverlabs
2:38 I don't want to know what even happened in jakes bed for that to happen😂😂😂
This is getting out of hand, now there are 4 of them
1:08 I’m crying right now, I was immediately triggered 😂
Skyrim with multiplayer would of been amazing
"Go to the stables and milk Delphine."
_Close the door, then we can talk._
3:44 Chocolate milk
why and when did i comment this!?!???!?
"It's too small Alex, it won't fit."
Absolutely ducking legendary
It’s as if this is how Skyrim should have been, if Bethesda was competent.
yes because everyone loves running their games at 3 frames per second
Yeah how dare they make a single player game
Nonono, this is what *every* Bethesda multiplayer games should have been
Nope! Just nope, Lowe it with this bs bruh
@ِ ِ Facts
Watching this madee laugh so much I've put days into skyrim and watching this made me busy out laughing cause me and my friends would be the exact same, keep up the great work love the content
Damn I really wanted this mod.
it's getting rewritten with better code right now (no eta though, will likely take more than 8 month)
@@papapa51 As it turns out, making a Bethesda game do something it's not designed to is difficult and fraught with issues.
The Skyrim Together: Reborn version is underway and doing well though, albeit a bit slower than the original due to everything else that's been happening.
Sadly I haven't been able to participate much in the coding due to a bunch of deadlines at work. (I wrote the original movement code, the inventory sync code, the network transfer/packing code, Linux pieces for the server and loader, and some other parts of the currently available version)
@@AnanaceDev that's so cool! We thank you for your service, sir!
@@AnanaceDev as it turns out making a Bethesda game do something it's designed to do is difficult and fraught with issues
@@flamesword9796 as it turns out, making a Bethesda
Imagine how painful it would be to play with this mob..
"Milk Delphine at the stables" there are mods for that.
5:30 literally killed me.
(I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY!)
Oh my god. YES!!!!!
First time I've seen one of your vids and i have to say i was not let down. This was definitely a good laugh
Alex: "So yeah you might wanna rebind that to something normal like 'H'"
Me: "Um???? That's not normal.... Left Ctrl or Left Shift is normal....."
r/woooosh
congratulations, you explained the joke
Huh, I do t get it
That was the joke
Can we have ESO?
We have ESO at home
ESO at home:
My cousin introduced me to your channel and in the same day, I’ve subscribed and and share you videos to all my contacts 😅
By far one of the funniest gaming videos out there 😂
This channel is the funniest thing ever
This was the best ad for a skyrim multiplayer I have ever seen!
"Sir buttmunch" (epic music intensifies)
0:40
FLAMETHROWER TROLL!!!
1:37 Isn't everyone's inventory like that?
"Force sah ru"...
Never has a human fallen so low, to mess up the main Skyrim ability.
"Ru Sah Force" **accidentally sends themselves flying backwards**
@@gamester512 Lmao
Theres a skyrim multiplayer
Sounds like a bad time
I was being sarcastic
1:05 me with my computer when i have 3 fps staring at the wall at valorant be like 😂🔫
5 fps.. it's like I'm playing Microsoft Powerpoint
I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay if this was a in game feature where there game was made a little bit harder and you could do co-op single player this would be so fun
"What's sprint?"
"Left alt"
"Why?!"
"Yeah, you may want to rebind that to something normal like h"
Bro you said normal! sprint normal is left shift or left control >:(
That was the joke
@@brownie5458 clever girl?
Milk Delphine at the stables had me in stitches hahahahaha