Padmaavat & The Parrot - Stand-up Comedy by Varun Grover
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ม.ค. 2018
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The complete and uncensored Padmaavat is here. Enjoy, like, and share.
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Video credits:
Shot and edited by: Nanak Bhatia
Audio Production: Sreejith Menon
Venue: The Habitat - Comedy and Music Cafe (Mumbai)
Special Thanks: Abhishek Upmanyu - ตลก
Varun Grover is BEST!
Kunal Kamra Bhai plzz uplode some videos naa (stand up comedy)
Arre... Iske ghar k bahar bhi goo h
Aap bhi videos daalo Sir.Sambhit Patra is waiting.
Siyachin
i think sir you are best
"Tanishq ad" he already predicted 2 years ago 😂😂
Republic TRP Scam was predicted Dhruv Rathee 3 years ago 😁
@@tadakpayeng2193 i know bro 😂👍
💯🔥
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
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beautiful speech
i can't help sharing this
Don't know why I keep repeating Varun's video.. Too hilarious 🤣
@Karan Veer jisne lakshay Choudhary jeise cringe ko follow kiya ho wo to gyaan naa hi de 😂
Bhai me b. He's great
Very few comedians are both smart and funny
"Sipahi type" 🤣🤣🤣
You are famous and I'm first to comment so I'm famous too
Lol
@@vaibhavkumar9072 kuch sense banta hai iss baat ka😂
What is the meaning of the "H" logo behind him?
@@aritrabanerjee8549 its The Habitat comedy club in Mumbai
Vo tota aaj twitter ban gya😂
Mast comment
Brilliant
Underrated
🤣🤣👍😂
The most underrated comment on TH-cam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That parrot writes scripts for zee news anchors now
Best comment of today!
Fuck 😂
The parrot is modiji
La-jawaab...
Hahaha,,,,great punch man
can you believe, he wrote the most epic song "moh moh ke dhage"
And he wrote massan and sacred games. He is a gem
Also jio ho Bihar k lala
He was the songwriter in Gangs of Wasseypur
❤️
Hi is an IItian..
Back here after his INCREDIBLE performance in Qala. Truly a legend 👑
Yes lady
Wait seriously?! Uske vaha k show ki video ni ayi??? Ab q ni dalte ye video???
Sometimes i'm concerned about this guy's safety 😂
Bro * pehle Kamra mrega*😂
@@Rahul-qx1kv usko to yeh log gand pe mirchi ka dhunaa dene vale hai..😂😂🤣🤣
Ha yaar bjpee wale bahot darte hai aise log se 🤣🤣
@Aashu. what is victimizing himself in it he is raising voice for muslims and other minorities by doing comedy stand up roast
@Aashu. tera baat bhi sahi hai par ye baat munawar Faruqui aur varun Grover main kyun ladaa rahe hain dono apne in jagah thik hain aur Munawwar Faruqui ka arrest huaa thaa wo bjp walon ne kiya thaa naaki varun grover ne kiya thaa toh varun grover pe ilzaam lagaana band karo
Can you believe that he is the lyricist of MOH MOH KE DHAAGE😳😳😳
Even screen play writer for sacred games and lyricist fr gangs of wassepur
@@vincentakshay857 yes I know
Wow..,
No never
But , he is....
I didn't know that 😮😮 that song was amazing
Yup I know
That “sasur” is the most epic word in the whole video😂😂
8:00 was waiting for "sivaay tote ke.."
"Pyaar aur oppression main farak samajh nahi aata"was epic.
@@zeezeeshaan11 Bhai oppression hi he
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Check this once
Yes, Went uncaught.
Hiiii
@@javedhusain9879 to chacha aap bhi to muslim mahilao ke saath wahi karte hai
I took him granted for so long untill I came to know he won National award for best lyricist and scripted Masaan and Sacred Games🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Writing hai lyrics mahi
Same here bro, I too ignored him thinking he's yet another stand up comedian.
He is too much underrated comedian
I think he also co wrote gangs of Wasseypur
He wrote moh moh ke dhage
"Tota hai ki sasur WhatsApp hai"
"Tota to khulla ghum rha hai sala"
These lines 😂😅😂
Epic
He said "tota ek time pe ek pair nahi uthata" He predicted the future 😂
"Fiction is not History"
I felt that! 😭
@Meena Khandelia Brother! I'm just obsessed by the 'quote' not by what they are saying!
@Meena Khandelia koi baat nahi ye musalman aur leftist chutiya gaye hai saare
@@TonyStark-ir4om modi ka virodh karo to tum muslim,leftist and anti national ban jate ho- an andhbhakt
@@keshavraj1389 that's why ANDHBhakt
@@ganeshdindokar4948 nope he's not. Not agreeing to something doesn't get you labels!
Labelling muslims as leftist and antu national makes you andhbhakt. Jo tu h😌
All these sensible & intellectual people in comments section,where do you guys go during election???
Bas jo idhar hain, kareeb kareeb utne hi hain bhai, baki sab pagla gaye hain, bina mask ke ghum rahe hain, "lockdown khatam, corona khatam" chillate hue.
Kya pata , aur koi option nhi hai bolke Kamal pe jaake soo jaate honge
Kyunki ye gaane likhne mai mahir h aur chutiya banane mai isliye desh ke liye modi ko chun te h
look at things beyond elections
it is not like some other politician will create a heaven for you
watch laugh enjoy
@Kat J I think the reason these people don't show up to vote (just a guess) is because most of them are underage... I myself am 17.
He is a national award winner 😧
And man his punch lines are awesome 🙌
You nailed it completely sir what a great performance
He is Ravish Kumar with Extra Sarcasm.
Add r.c guha... for this historical accuracy..
🤣🤣🤣
What is the meaning of the "H" logo behind him?
So true bro 🤣🤣
@@aritrabanerjee8549 Logo of the Studio (The Habitat ) in Mumbai
watching varun grover is like ravish kumar doing comedy
Ya both are intelligent and up to the point.Each word gives meaning.
Stop comparing rabies kumar to him. He is shit.
@@himanshu5205 welcome bhakt ...when did you graduated from WhatsApp university ??
@@bantydeosi8953 I think between 14-20
@@himanshu5205 SIMP!
In 1000 years ago Parrot🦜 and now it is called Twitter 🐦
Good sense of humour 🔥
Varun and kunal kamra you both are undoubtedly the best in this subcontinent. There is no word which can describe your bravery.
Most epic one was "kitne din chupayenge, tota to khulla ghoom rha hai sala".
LMAO
lMAO means???
@@neekk9462 laughing my ass out
What does the line mean? Like is there another meaning to it? I didn't find it funny so maybe I'm missing something
@@stilllearning6252 yes
@@stilllearning6252 ya
तोता तो खुल्ला घूम रहा है sala 🤣😂🤣🤣
Lol😀😂🤣
😂
singh hokr rply achcha diye achch lga bhai
Kitna din chupaenge then this line
CBI ??
Smooth comedian. Excellent timing and composure.
Hats off such a grt writer...with amazing sense of humor....keep it up..cheers
"Khilji aaya bola sasur bulaya kahe tha..."
Just epic😂😂
Khujli kon h be😂
@@murugankartik2269 khujli nhi alauddin khilji 7 ka history padh beta
@@murugankartik2269 khilji wo hai jisne hindustan ko mongols se bachaya tha
@@narendraxaviermodi4346 khilji wo hai Jisne tumhari par dadiyo ko pela tha tabhi tum ajj Katwe ho
@Jay Patel If he did not defeat mongol, you hindus would have been happy , mongols would have liberated you, just like british did from the hand of muslims. Jay, genghis khan and british raj, eh, bro.
The 'udd gaya' line gets me every time! 😂😂😂
😂😂
"Totta toh already khula ghum raha hai sala" epic line 👌🤣🤣🤣
Varun Grover is the superlative degree of 'savage'
00:18 now the actual tanishq ad became the target. How the times have changed
time flew even if kamra couldn't
@@anvi3969 😆😆
Rather how they haven't changed😞😞
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beautiful speech
i can't help sharing this
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beautiful speech
i can't help sharing this
Khilji : sasur bulaye kahe the....😂🤣😂😂
Oi behenchodo yaha aagaye dharam ka maa chudane
Bsdk ab toh sudhar jao
@@hafezlaskar5916 true
@@YasirKhan-ct9od tm musalman ho.😡 dekho kitni galligan di h. Or wo V kitni gali diya. Ye imaan wale nhi krte. Gali nhi deni chahiye👆☝️
@@sajdabegum2297 ye kutte hr jgh bewajh krte hai batao kya kre hm log..... Maine chhod di is wajh se unko fark nahi padta Pr muzhko padta hai Pr ye nahi sudhrege suar
@@muhammadsaifalisiddiqui9260 yrr thk h na btao. Pr gali to na do. Kya hmare NABI pak or hmare ALLAH Ne Hume gali de kr apni BAT smjhane KO kaha h. Or m V bht abuse sahi hu. Pr m kvi gali nhi deti. Qki fir mujhme or unme farq kya reh jayega. Hum momin h or Hum sbko is BAT ko bht ACHCHE se smjhne ki zrrt h. Ki dusre INSAN se bat KRNE ke farz kya h☝️
This video always manages to make me smile, laugh, and feel better when I am down
Varun your lines delivery is amazing!!! You are world class only thing better than your comedy is our India’s shenanigans!!!!
His sense of humor is outstanding. This is called born talented
Born talent hm
You told the real story of padwavat so beautifully.
No men this is very bad ye to hindustan k itihas ka apman h humara smaj aise logo ka kvi support nhi krega
@@sadhanasingh5699 I just said that he told the actual story in a very entertaining way.
@@RAHULSINGH-os6hp no men ye apman krne ka trika h smman k sath v bola ja skta tha
@@sadhanasingh5699 why so serious 🃏
Jb maharani mata padmini khilji k sath kvi rubru hi nhi hui ...To ye admi maa padmini k bare me glt bol q rha h rajputo ki ghar ki ijjt kvi kisi gair ke pass nhi gai to jb glt khani movie me dikhayega to virodh to hoga hi .....Hum maharani padmini ko maa man kr unki puja krte h aur ye kya glt bolenge to hum kvi chup nhi rhenge 1st hum logo m ekta lana hoga
3:18 😂😂😂😂
Asli maza yaha s
Hahaha, probably the only stand up episode that I keep watching every few months! And always enjoy it like new 😂😂
Wish there was more content from him!
In my humble opinion, This is a cult in the history of Indian standup comedy!!! Amazingly witty and darn humorous.
Shahid Ali yep!! His sarcasm level is just outstanding!! Better than new videos of biswa and many more..
mulle ki gand maaro
Ratan Sharma Tameez se baat kar
He is writer of "MASAN" movie🌀
Oh saacchi yrr
@@azharazizsiddiqui4050 yess bro
Writer of sacred games too!! He is talented
He is IITian Writer
Moh moh k dhage song bi varun grover ne hi likha he thats amaging
Big fan of you....varun Sir.....no one can imagine your content....
I'm here only for jhalabad boy but I couldn't find him😂😂😂😂 Amazing Grover ❤️❤️❤️❤️
3:40 understood this after watching his new video heckling and hukum singh .....too late...😜😜
Mere ko bhi
Same
Ohhhhhh.....too ye thaa ek bar m ek pair wala...😁😁😁😁
sravana bhargavi exactly 😂
Mujhe bhi koi batao yaar
Jhalawar waale ka comment dekhne aaya hu😂😂
Sohail Singh seriously bhai...hum.v waahi khoj rhe hai😂😂😂
Sohail Singh same bro
Fuck bhai 😂😂😂😂😂
Mai bhi
Me bhi bhai😁😁😁
I'm watching again and again......... It's too good 😊💯❤
Tota to sala khula ghum rha hai was epic
Best punch of video 7:54 ...
😆😆😆😆😆😆
Khilji..- Sasur bulaya kahe tha 🤣🔥
One video which I did not wanted to end. Awesome work.
Abhijit Mohanty didn't want*
Yeah..
Sir Varun Ji , Aapka aawaaz sunte hi mujhe hasi shuru ho jaati hai , you hve best sense of humor sir. Always a fan of yours
keep coming back to this, too good!
Tota to khulla ghum raha hain😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
sala tota toh khula ghum raha hai...
epic👌👍☺
sahi kaha bhai
Watching it 100th time its still tickling my bones
Varun grover one of the best standup comedian...... Keep it up sir....एकदम बराबर बोलते है सर,...
7:56 sasur bulaya kahe tha? That was epic 😂😂
😂😂😂👍👍👍
Hii #tanisq ad 😆
Soo funny tanisque😜😆
Dad: Betha aapka report card kaha pei hei?
Varun's Fan:
"Udh Giya!"
Nope
Hum kaagaz nhi dikhayenge😂😂
Varun fans hum kagaz nhi dikhayenge😀
I AM watching it for like hundredth time ❤️❤️
Love this guy. Intelligent, subtle humor
Pehla stand up comedy jisme vulgrity nh hai...
U nailed it😊😊😊😊😊😊
taiba khan the legend of ram this is also a great stand up comedy
Kenneth Sebastian ka naam sune ho?
Hm agla tere religion p ayga tnsn n l...tb bolio sb s jyda drama y sb kartoote hare jhande k tale hi hui h. .nailed ittt
@@rehnam1010 Kenneth sabse bakwass stand up comic hai
Dear have you ever heard about sandeep sharma??...🤗🤗
From "stand up" to writing "sacred games" you won our hearts❤️❤️
Es ne likha hai sacret games?? Sach mai....
Moh moh k dhage song written by him
@@tarvinderchandel4177 yes broo
One of the best with excellent pauses & actions
He needs to be in Z Security. He is a GEM. I am obssessed with hearing these. He is so good at this.
Is this the same man who wrote Sacred games?
yup
Yep
Yes and Masaan
Yup the legend himself
Yes bro. He is the writer of
Sacred Games(Screenplay)
Masaan
Moh moh ke dhaage(song)
5:44 - Kal Jake Amit shah ko bolde😂😂😂
Great. Facts told hilariously. Keep it up bro.😊
I liked this video very much I have downloaded this and shared with my friends 🤠🤠🤠
No matter how many times i watch this, still makes me laugh.
Awsum web series - SACRED GAMES....salute, respect and lots of love to u @Varun No web series can be better than this. SIMPLY THE BEST as can be expected from Varun n Anurag Kashyap n Nawaz.
You're too good sir I have seen this many times every time I have enjoyed.
Toty ka honour killing 😂
Talent and humor.. Deadly combination. 👏👏Varun ji keep it up.
That parrot becomes CBI in current time..
Also the election commission 🤣🤣😉
You are amazing Varun Sir
Very beautiful n hilarious yaar 😅😅😅
TanishQ ka add, Padmavat 😂🤣🤩
Love, #novelmates 😘
Tanishq ka add aya 😜🤣 epic sarcasm 😂
sindhura div ad*
@@becuss5509 are Bhai Bhai Bhai 😂😂
Incredible. Your way Of illustration
Hahahahhaah watched this for at least 10 times, Post Mortem kar dye bhai typical Raja's ki, love from Pak❤️
After so many day's...watching a good stand up..
Whenever I want to laugh I watch it again. He is so good!! I wish he did more like these.
well this was more historically accurate then what was shown in Padmavat
Great yaar...great yaar...
5:35 Tota tou khula ghum rha hai sala 😂😂😂
haha from starting written to spoken everything is just awesom. Great
God bless you grover, you are wonderful
hahahaha o yar hans hans k bora hal ho gya .kamaal yar
Ye video ko jitni bar dekho utna hi mza aata hai😂😂😂😂😂. . . .specially tota to khulla ghum rha hai.😂😂
this was as epic as Bhansali's film...lol
to varun grover-- Bhansali ki den hai ki ab langur bhi majaak uda rahe hain... lage raho, paisa kamao... mehnat ki hogi, cameraman, make-up artist, tum majak udao... tumhari raksha ke liye supreme court hai na.. lage raho...
Satya Prakash Nhi bhai aesa nhi hai langur to aajkal Cinema halls todne aur roadshows karne mein busy hain.
+Sanjay Raina agar Teri nazar me WO langur h to ek movie Tere ghar ki or at par bhi bnaye bhansali fir dekhte h kon langur hota h
yoga life Tum sochte ho ki Censor board aur Supreme court sab pagal hain? Aur jo tod fod kar rahe hain asli gyan to sirf unhein hi hai. Kanoon ko apne haath mein lena kahan ki samajhdari hai?
+Sanjay Raina kanoon ki parwah chod yaar insayat ki to parwah karle ek orat ke atam samman ke liye ladi ja rahi h ye sab board me 10 log court me 1 insan ye kese faisla kar sakte h ki kya sahi h kya galat ek baar history padhna bhai samjna fir baat karte h
Love u varun
Grover is a gem ❤️
tota toh kuhulla ghum rha hai 😂😂😂😂😂 epic
According to Sanjay Mishra Varun Grover is modern day Sant Kabir, & he's absolutely right
anything sanjay mishra says is absolutely right, that man is also saint
गुफ्तगू फैल रही है।
Varun Bhai Kya logic dete ho Best
Varun you are great . Your comedy is making public aware at the time when our journalist are not doing justice with their job. Thanks a lot, keep doing good for lndia.
His work on timed silence is so very underrated
Tanishq ka example sunte hi samajh gaya ye bande me dum hai
Not bandi pe iska video Dekho ..Lallan Top pe search karo , best hai
PERVEZ khan I've already watched it. It sounds like bashing mr. Modi rather than a stand up.
He is script writer in Bollywood as well... He is Savage 😎
Nishu K. He wrote Masaan
yea seems like when he was making fun of congress and rahul gandhi you had your ears plugged
Bhai bahot wait rahta hai aapki video ka... Ye wala bahot baar dekha hai maine
Who is missing him n revisiting this video again n again just like me