Bas jo idhar hain, kareeb kareeb utne hi hain bhai, baki sab pagla gaye hain, bina mask ke ghum rahe hain, "lockdown khatam, corona khatam" chillate hue.
@Aashu. tera baat bhi sahi hai par ye baat munawar Faruqui aur varun Grover main kyun ladaa rahe hain dono apne in jagah thik hain aur Munawwar Faruqui ka arrest huaa thaa wo bjp walon ne kiya thaa naaki varun grover ne kiya thaa toh varun grover pe ilzaam lagaana band karo
@@ganeshdindokar4948 nope he's not. Not agreeing to something doesn't get you labels! Labelling muslims as leftist and antu national makes you andhbhakt. Jo tu h😌
@Jay Patel If he did not defeat mongol, you hindus would have been happy , mongols would have liberated you, just like british did from the hand of muslims. Jay, genghis khan and british raj, eh, bro.
Jb maharani mata padmini khilji k sath kvi rubru hi nhi hui ...To ye admi maa padmini k bare me glt bol q rha h rajputo ki ghar ki ijjt kvi kisi gair ke pass nhi gai to jb glt khani movie me dikhayega to virodh to hoga hi .....Hum maharani padmini ko maa man kr unki puja krte h aur ye kya glt bolenge to hum kvi chup nhi rhenge 1st hum logo m ekta lana hoga
@@sajdabegum2297 ye kutte hr jgh bewajh krte hai batao kya kre hm log..... Maine chhod di is wajh se unko fark nahi padta Pr muzhko padta hai Pr ye nahi sudhrege suar
@@muhammadsaifalisiddiqui9260 yrr thk h na btao. Pr gali to na do. Kya hmare NABI pak or hmare ALLAH Ne Hume gali de kr apni BAT smjhane KO kaha h. Or m V bht abuse sahi hu. Pr m kvi gali nhi deti. Qki fir mujhme or unme farq kya reh jayega. Hum momin h or Hum sbko is BAT ko bht ACHCHE se smjhne ki zrrt h. Ki dusre INSAN se bat KRNE ke farz kya h☝️
I loved the line “Tote pe vishwas kar liya, mano woh WhatsApp hai” and the other line of Padmini’s father “Kar lo tum shaadi. Vaise bhi tum Shaadi-shuda ho aur woh tota abhi bhi azad hai. Kaun jaane kis kis ko batayega … kaun kaun ayega. Kal shayad Amit Shah bhi aa jaye!” Kunal Kamra and Pant have met their match!!
Awsum web series - SACRED GAMES....salute, respect and lots of love to u @Varun No web series can be better than this. SIMPLY THE BEST as can be expected from Varun n Anurag Kashyap n Nawaz.
I didn't knew you were the one who wrote lyrics of songs from Gangs of Wasseypur, which I saw few days ago. My respect for you has increased multifold now.
2 kaudi ke jo chutiya log hote hain vahi Karni sena jaise group banate hain jo culture k naam par public property destroy karte hain. Agar itne hi bade Mard the sab toh kyu Angrezo, mughalo se chudwa baithe. Unity, dimag kuch tha nahi bas ego tha Aur hai. Chutiye log
I do wish Varun Grover would post some new content. 🙏🏼😊. The idea that some goons have caused him to stop is both worrying and sad. He brings lightness and laughter to so many people.
Omg, what happened. This is so sad. This was one last bastion to escape to, for some of us. I pray for his well being. If you are reading this Varun Sir, please come back. We love you and admire you.
to varun grover-- Bhansali ki den hai ki ab langur bhi majaak uda rahe hain... lage raho, paisa kamao... mehnat ki hogi, cameraman, make-up artist, tum majak udao... tumhari raksha ke liye supreme court hai na.. lage raho...
yoga life Tum sochte ho ki Censor board aur Supreme court sab pagal hain? Aur jo tod fod kar rahe hain asli gyan to sirf unhein hi hai. Kanoon ko apne haath mein lena kahan ki samajhdari hai?
+Sanjay Raina kanoon ki parwah chod yaar insayat ki to parwah karle ek orat ke atam samman ke liye ladi ja rahi h ye sab board me 10 log court me 1 insan ye kese faisla kar sakte h ki kya sahi h kya galat ek baar history padhna bhai samjna fir baat karte h
Varun Grover is BEST!
Kunal Kamra Bhai plzz uplode some videos naa (stand up comedy)
Arre... Iske ghar k bahar bhi goo h
Aap bhi videos daalo Sir.Sambhit Patra is waiting.
Siyachin
i think sir you are best
"Pyaar aur oppression main farak samajh nahi aata"was epic.
@@zeezeeshaan11 Bhai oppression hi he
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Check this once
Yes, Went uncaught.
Hiiii
@@javedhusain9879 to chacha aap bhi to muslim mahilao ke saath wahi karte hai
That parrot writes scripts for zee news anchors now
Best comment of today!
Fuck 😂
The parrot is modiji
La-jawaab...
Hahaha,,,,great punch man
"Tota hai ki sasur WhatsApp hai"
"Tota to khulla ghum rha hai sala"
These lines 😂😅😂
Epic
"Tanishq ad" he already predicted 2 years ago 😂😂
Republic TRP Scam was predicted Dhruv Rathee 3 years ago 😁
@@tadakpayeng2193 i know bro 😂👍
💯🔥
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
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beautiful speech
i can't help sharing this
Vo tota aaj twitter ban gya😂
Mast comment
Brilliant
Underrated
🤣🤣👍😂
The most underrated comment on TH-cam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All these sensible & intellectual people in comments section,where do you guys go during election???
Bas jo idhar hain, kareeb kareeb utne hi hain bhai, baki sab pagla gaye hain, bina mask ke ghum rahe hain, "lockdown khatam, corona khatam" chillate hue.
Kya pata , aur koi option nhi hai bolke Kamal pe jaake soo jaate honge
Kyunki ye gaane likhne mai mahir h aur chutiya banane mai isliye desh ke liye modi ko chun te h
look at things beyond elections
it is not like some other politician will create a heaven for you
watch laugh enjoy
@Kat J I think the reason these people don't show up to vote (just a guess) is because most of them are underage... I myself am 17.
Don't know why I keep repeating Varun's video.. Too hilarious 🤣
@Karan Veer jisne lakshay Choudhary jeise cringe ko follow kiya ho wo to gyaan naa hi de 😂
Bhai me b. He's great
Very few comedians are both smart and funny
Can you believe that he is the lyricist of MOH MOH KE DHAAGE😳😳😳
Even screen play writer for sacred games and lyricist fr gangs of wassepur
@@vincentakshay857 yes I know
Wow..,
No never
But , he is....
I didn't know that 😮😮 that song was amazing
Yup I know
Sometimes i'm concerned about this guy's safety 😂
Bro * pehle Kamra mrega*😂
@@Rahul-qx1kv usko to yeh log gand pe mirchi ka dhunaa dene vale hai..😂😂🤣🤣
Ha yaar bjpee wale bahot darte hai aise log se 🤣🤣
@Aashu. what is victimizing himself in it he is raising voice for muslims and other minorities by doing comedy stand up roast
@Aashu. tera baat bhi sahi hai par ye baat munawar Faruqui aur varun Grover main kyun ladaa rahe hain dono apne in jagah thik hain aur Munawwar Faruqui ka arrest huaa thaa wo bjp walon ne kiya thaa naaki varun grover ne kiya thaa toh varun grover pe ilzaam lagaana band karo
I took him granted for so long untill I came to know he won National award for best lyricist and scripted Masaan and Sacred Games🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Writing hai lyrics mahi
Same here bro, I too ignored him thinking he's yet another stand up comedian.
He is too much underrated comedian
I think he also co wrote gangs of Wasseypur
He wrote moh moh ke dhage
Back here after his INCREDIBLE performance in Qala. Truly a legend 👑
Yes lady
Wait seriously?! Uske vaha k show ki video ni ayi??? Ab q ni dalte ye video???
He is Ravish Kumar with Extra Sarcasm.
Add r.c guha... for this historical accuracy..
🤣🤣🤣
What is the meaning of the "H" logo behind him?
So true bro 🤣🤣
@@aritrabanerjee8549 Logo of the Studio (The Habitat ) in Mumbai
Most epic one was "kitne din chupayenge, tota to khulla ghoom rha hai sala".
LMAO
lMAO means???
@@neekk9462 laughing my ass out
What does the line mean? Like is there another meaning to it? I didn't find it funny so maybe I'm missing something
@@stilllearning6252 yes
@@stilllearning6252 ya
"Fiction is not History"
I felt that! 😭
@Meena Khandelia Brother! I'm just obsessed by the 'quote' not by what they are saying!
@Meena Khandelia koi baat nahi ye musalman aur leftist chutiya gaye hai saare
@@TonyStark-ir4om modi ka virodh karo to tum muslim,leftist and anti national ban jate ho- an andhbhakt
@@keshavraj1389 that's why ANDHBhakt
@@ganeshdindokar4948 nope he's not. Not agreeing to something doesn't get you labels!
Labelling muslims as leftist and antu national makes you andhbhakt. Jo tu h😌
can you believe, he wrote the most epic song "moh moh ke dhage"
And he wrote massan and sacred games. He is a gem
Also jio ho Bihar k lala
He was the songwriter in Gangs of Wasseypur
❤️
Hi is an IItian..
watching varun grover is like ravish kumar doing comedy
Ya both are intelligent and up to the point.Each word gives meaning.
Stop comparing rabies kumar to him. He is shit.
@@hims5205 welcome bhakt ...when did you graduated from WhatsApp university ??
@@bantydeosi8953 I think between 14-20
@@hims5205 SIMP!
"Khilji aaya bola sasur bulaya kahe tha..."
Just epic😂😂
Khujli kon h be😂
@@murugankartik2269 khujli nhi alauddin khilji 7 ka history padh beta
@@murugankartik2269 khilji wo hai jisne hindustan ko mongols se bachaya tha
@@narendraxaviermodi4346 khilji wo hai Jisne tumhari par dadiyo ko pela tha tabhi tum ajj Katwe ho
@Jay Patel If he did not defeat mongol, you hindus would have been happy , mongols would have liberated you, just like british did from the hand of muslims. Jay, genghis khan and british raj, eh, bro.
In my humble opinion, This is a cult in the history of Indian standup comedy!!! Amazingly witty and darn humorous.
Shahid Ali yep!! His sarcasm level is just outstanding!! Better than new videos of biswa and many more..
mulle ki gand maaro
Ratan Sharma Tameez se baat kar
He said "tota ek time pe ek pair nahi uthata" He predicted the future 😂
The 'udd gaya' line gets me every time! 😂😂😂
😂😂
His sense of humor is outstanding. This is called born talented
Born talent hm
Best punch of video 7:54 ...
😆😆😆😆😆😆
Khilji..- Sasur bulaya kahe tha 🤣🔥
That “sasur” is the most epic word in the whole video😂😂
00:18 now the actual tanishq ad became the target. How the times have changed
time flew even if kamra couldn't
@@anvi3969 😆😆
Rather how they haven't changed😞😞
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beautiful speech
i can't help sharing this
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beautiful speech
i can't help sharing this
तोता तो खुल्ला घूम रहा है sala 🤣😂🤣🤣
Lol😀😂🤣
😂
singh hokr rply achcha diye achch lga bhai
Kitna din chupaenge then this line
CBI ??
"Sipahi type" 🤣🤣🤣
You are famous and I'm first to comment so I'm famous too
Lol
@@vaibhavkumar9072 kuch sense banta hai iss baat ka😂
What is the meaning of the "H" logo behind him?
@@aritrabanerjee8549 its The Habitat comedy club in Mumbai
8:00 was waiting for "sivaay tote ke.."
Jhalawar waale ka comment dekhne aaya hu😂😂
Sohail Singh seriously bhai...hum.v waahi khoj rhe hai😂😂😂
Sohail Singh same bro
Fuck bhai 😂😂😂😂😂
Mai bhi
Me bhi bhai😁😁😁
He is writer of "MASAN" movie🌀
Oh saacchi yrr
@@azharazizsiddiqui4050 yess bro
Writer of sacred games too!! He is talented
He is IITian Writer
Moh moh k dhage song bi varun grover ne hi likha he thats amaging
One video which I did not wanted to end. Awesome work.
Abhijit Mohanty didn't want*
Yeah..
He is a national award winner 😧
And man his punch lines are awesome 🙌
According to Sanjay Mishra Varun Grover is modern day Sant Kabir, & he's absolutely right
anything sanjay mishra says is absolutely right, that man is also saint
गुफ्तगू फैल रही है।
You told the real story of padwavat so beautifully.
No men this is very bad ye to hindustan k itihas ka apman h humara smaj aise logo ka kvi support nhi krega
@@sadhanasingh5699 I just said that he told the actual story in a very entertaining way.
@@RAHULSINGH-os6hp no men ye apman krne ka trika h smman k sath v bola ja skta tha
@@sadhanasingh5699 why so serious 🃏
Jb maharani mata padmini khilji k sath kvi rubru hi nhi hui ...To ye admi maa padmini k bare me glt bol q rha h rajputo ki ghar ki ijjt kvi kisi gair ke pass nhi gai to jb glt khani movie me dikhayega to virodh to hoga hi .....Hum maharani padmini ko maa man kr unki puja krte h aur ye kya glt bolenge to hum kvi chup nhi rhenge 1st hum logo m ekta lana hoga
Dad: Betha aapka report card kaha pei hei?
Varun's Fan:
"Udh Giya!"
Nope
Hum kaagaz nhi dikhayenge😂😂
Varun fans hum kagaz nhi dikhayenge😀
"Totta toh already khula ghum raha hai sala" epic line 👌🤣🤣🤣
Khilji : sasur bulaye kahe the....😂🤣😂😂
Oi behenchodo yaha aagaye dharam ka maa chudane
Bsdk ab toh sudhar jao
@@hafezlaskar5916 true
@@YasirKhan-ct9od tm musalman ho.😡 dekho kitni galligan di h. Or wo V kitni gali diya. Ye imaan wale nhi krte. Gali nhi deni chahiye👆☝️
@@sajdabegum2297 ye kutte hr jgh bewajh krte hai batao kya kre hm log..... Maine chhod di is wajh se unko fark nahi padta Pr muzhko padta hai Pr ye nahi sudhrege suar
@@muhammadsaifalisiddiqui9260 yrr thk h na btao. Pr gali to na do. Kya hmare NABI pak or hmare ALLAH Ne Hume gali de kr apni BAT smjhane KO kaha h. Or m V bht abuse sahi hu. Pr m kvi gali nhi deti. Qki fir mujhme or unme farq kya reh jayega. Hum momin h or Hum sbko is BAT ko bht ACHCHE se smjhne ki zrrt h. Ki dusre INSAN se bat KRNE ke farz kya h☝️
7:56 sasur bulaya kahe tha? That was epic 😂😂
😂😂😂👍👍👍
Hii #tanisq ad 😆
Soo funny tanisque😜😆
Tota to khulla ghum raha hain😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Varun and kunal kamra you both are undoubtedly the best in this subcontinent. There is no word which can describe your bravery.
Ye video ko jitni bar dekho utna hi mza aata hai😂😂😂😂😂. . . .specially tota to khulla ghum rha hai.😂😂
Congress is history.
Acche din is fiction.
Perfect.
dono me time lagega
Soham Salunke Both are Work in Progress. 😂
Rahul Gandhi is history ..r u convinced with your thought 😂😂
Saurabh Gangwar 😂😂
that concept is actually copied from tweets of Shashi Tharoor and Anupam Kher tbh...yea that is kinda cool
Is this the same man who wrote Sacred games?
yup
Yep
Yes and Masaan
Yup the legend himself
Yes bro. He is the writer of
Sacred Games(Screenplay)
Masaan
Moh moh ke dhaage(song)
I loved the line “Tote pe vishwas kar liya, mano woh WhatsApp hai”
and the other line of Padmini’s father “Kar lo tum shaadi. Vaise bhi tum Shaadi-shuda ho aur woh tota abhi bhi azad hai. Kaun jaane kis kis ko batayega … kaun kaun ayega. Kal shayad Amit Shah bhi aa jaye!”
Kunal Kamra and Pant have met their match!!
Awsum web series - SACRED GAMES....salute, respect and lots of love to u @Varun No web series can be better than this. SIMPLY THE BEST as can be expected from Varun n Anurag Kashyap n Nawaz.
From "stand up" to writing "sacred games" you won our hearts❤️❤️
Es ne likha hai sacret games?? Sach mai....
Moh moh k dhage song written by him
@@tarvinderchandel4177 yes broo
That parrot becomes CBI in current time..
Also the election commission 🤣🤣😉
In 1000 years ago Parrot🦜 and now it is called Twitter 🐦
Good sense of humour 🔥
Nice one
3:40 understood this after watching his new video heckling and hukum singh .....too late...😜😜
Mere ko bhi
Same
Ohhhhhh.....too ye thaa ek bar m ek pair wala...😁😁😁😁
sravana bhargavi exactly 😂
Mujhe bhi koi batao yaar
TanishQ ka add, Padmavat 😂🤣🤩
Love, #novelmates 😘
sala tota toh khula ghum raha hai...
epic👌👍☺
sahi kaha bhai
Varun Grover is the superlative degree of 'savage'
After so many day's...watching a good stand up..
No matter how many times i watch this, still makes me laugh.
5:44 - Kal Jake Amit shah ko bolde😂😂😂
Smooth comedian. Excellent timing and composure.
His work on timed silence is so very underrated
Watched 5 times in loop🤣🤣🤣🤣
Still can't stop laughing...
I didn't knew you were the one who wrote lyrics of songs from Gangs of Wasseypur, which I saw few days ago. My respect for you has increased multifold now.
I'm here only for jhalabad boy but I couldn't find him😂😂😂😂 Amazing Grover ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Talent and humor.. Deadly combination. 👏👏Varun ji keep it up.
for the 1st time content was so good that even his speech delivery coudnt stop me from laughing .
none of ur buisness! His content is always good but right speech delivery, he should hire someone for the act :p
Those 4 chutiye's who failed to kill parrot became karani Sena in reincarnation. Now they are destroying everything out of the frustration of failure
SHANTANU AMBILDHOK lol😂😂
SHANTANU AMBILDHOK tu apni dekh sale karni sena ko salah mat de
Hahahahaha
2 kaudi ke jo chutiya log hote hain vahi Karni sena jaise group banate hain jo culture k naam par public property destroy karte hain. Agar itne hi bade Mard the sab toh kyu Angrezo, mughalo se chudwa baithe. Unity, dimag kuch tha nahi bas ego tha Aur hai. Chutiye log
PRADYUMANSINH DODIYA this is my country and I will not let bastard's of Mughal rulers to spread terrorism in my nation
3:18 😂😂😂😂
Asli maza yaha s
Pehla stand up comedy jisme vulgrity nh hai...
U nailed it😊😊😊😊😊😊
taiba khan the legend of ram this is also a great stand up comedy
Kenneth Sebastian ka naam sune ho?
Hm agla tere religion p ayga tnsn n l...tb bolio sb s jyda drama y sb kartoote hare jhande k tale hi hui h. .nailed ittt
@@rehnam1010 Kenneth sabse bakwass stand up comic hai
Dear have you ever heard about sandeep sharma??...🤗🤗
Whenever I want to laugh I watch it again. He is so good!! I wish he did more like these.
5:35 Tota tou khula ghum rha hai sala 😂😂😂
He needs to be in Z Security. He is a GEM. I am obssessed with hearing these. He is so good at this.
THIS IS something irrelatably known as the butterfly effect in chaos thoery lmao
@8:19
Yes bro butterfly effect
Dependency is inevitable
Every like was best but
"Uddh Gaya"
I was dead 😂
I totally cracked up at @5:34 !! Tota toh khulla ghoom raha hai saala!! Rofl :D :D
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This video always manages to make me smile, laugh, and feel better when I am down
Tanishq ka add aya 😜🤣 epic sarcasm 😂
sindhura div ad*
@@becuss5509 are Bhai Bhai Bhai 😂😂
On my way to burn effigies of Varun Grover xD
NO! SHAHID KAPOOR, TUM NAHI. xD
Bhai Shahid bhi hai movie mein.
kabhi kabhi apun ka lagta h VARUN GROVER hi Bhagwan h 😀
You are the most intelligent/genuine person I have ever seen. Kunal sir is no. 2.
I do wish Varun Grover would post some new content. 🙏🏼😊. The idea that some goons have caused him to stop is both worrying and sad.
He brings lightness and laughter to so many people.
Omg, what happened. This is so sad. This was one last bastion to escape to, for some of us. I pray for his well being. If you are reading this Varun Sir, please come back. We love you and admire you.
Tanishq ka example sunte hi samajh gaya ye bande me dum hai
Not bandi pe iska video Dekho ..Lallan Top pe search karo , best hai
PERVEZ khan I've already watched it. It sounds like bashing mr. Modi rather than a stand up.
He is script writer in Bollywood as well... He is Savage 😎
Nishu K. He wrote Masaan
Moh moh ke dhaage song, or masaan movie ka writer hai ye
Graduate from IIT BHU
Bhansali makes it as drama romance,etc etc & varun makes it as comedy😂😂😂
tota toh kuhulla ghum rha hai 😂😂😂😂😂 epic
Varun Grover and Kunal Kamra are national treasures and should be protected at all costs. 😂 Gajab comedy karta hai bhaisaab 😂
Tota is worthy of 180 crores
Kahi Amit shah ko nahi bol de......epic 😂😂😂
jhalawad wale ko kon kon dhoondh raha hai batao jaldi 😆😋
Meenakshi verma me
Main
Me
Meee
aravind govind 😊
You nailed it completely sir what a great performance
Good judgment by SC if hurting sentiment is reason to ban any document, Indias 60% document would be BAN.
Tota and WhatsApp both green
😁😂😂😂😂😂
this was as epic as Bhansali's film...lol
to varun grover-- Bhansali ki den hai ki ab langur bhi majaak uda rahe hain... lage raho, paisa kamao... mehnat ki hogi, cameraman, make-up artist, tum majak udao... tumhari raksha ke liye supreme court hai na.. lage raho...
Satya Prakash Nhi bhai aesa nhi hai langur to aajkal Cinema halls todne aur roadshows karne mein busy hain.
+Sanjay Raina agar Teri nazar me WO langur h to ek movie Tere ghar ki or at par bhi bnaye bhansali fir dekhte h kon langur hota h
yoga life Tum sochte ho ki Censor board aur Supreme court sab pagal hain? Aur jo tod fod kar rahe hain asli gyan to sirf unhein hi hai. Kanoon ko apne haath mein lena kahan ki samajhdari hai?
+Sanjay Raina kanoon ki parwah chod yaar insayat ki to parwah karle ek orat ke atam samman ke liye ladi ja rahi h ye sab board me 10 log court me 1 insan ye kese faisla kar sakte h ki kya sahi h kya galat ek baar history padhna bhai samjna fir baat karte h
Varun your lines delivery is amazing!!! You are world class only thing better than your comedy is our India’s shenanigans!!!!
And years later, the tanishq ad also gets banned. You predicted it.
The best stand up I have ever seen😂😂😂
Keep doing this buddy
haha from starting written to spoken everything is just awesom. Great
I liked this video very much I have downloaded this and shared with my friends 🤠🤠🤠
Came here after film companion's interview. So worth it!!
Haha! Same here. Even that interview is hilarious.
Same here I just saw the 44 minute vdo n then here I am😂
ur sarcasm is so logical dude..... i liked it...
It's not sarcasm dear .....it's fact full padmavat
Hande erçel 😊
"Tota to khula ghum rha hai saalla kal ko amit shah ka pass challa gya to ham kya krenge" most epic line bro
😂
well this was more historically accurate then what was shown in Padmavat
"Typical Indian male mentality, pyaar aur oppression me fark nahi samajh aata hai" Man, he needs to be more famous ❤❤
Tanishq ad.... Bartan chapter... Tota khulla ghoom Raja hai sale 😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious sir.....
watched it like 10 times!!
absolutely love it!!
Who is here for the 10th time
Min 20 bar😂
100
Me😅
More than 10